SCP-343 VS SCP-096 2 [SFM]
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- Опубліковано 22 жов 2020
- OFFICAL Part 2 is finally here! Sorry to keep yall waiting! The story begins right where it left off from part 1! SCP-096 falls back to earth and into the facility!
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PART 1 HERE: • SCP-343 VS SCP-096 [SFM]
Also for the religious folk this is just a game and story I do not mean this for be to taken literal, scp-343 in my lore is not actually god but someone posing as him - Ігри
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![SCP-343 vs. SCP-049 [SFM]](/img/n.gif)
*096 turned into a banana funniest shit i've ever seen*
Dont laugh about it man
@@Godzilla-wj7ue hello there
I literally died lmao
@@Godzilla-wj7ue THE GOD TURNED YOU TO A BANANA
@@Godzilla-wj7ue Nice eyes bro
SCP-343: "I love Humanity I protect them."
*Throws Humans at 096*
343: oops. heheh. uhhh. UHHHHH. UHMMMMM. (f word) ?
Humans: i thought zeus was a good person (coughs)
They were sus
It is dawson who want to show 343 cruel . Second thing scp 096 is not so strong and he is terminated already .
@@ashutoshvashisth3199 I agree
Lol
Those of us Rooting for SCP-343:
*"THIS IS COMPLETE HORSESHIT!"*
Really just makes no sense. He turned him into a banana.
A. Banana.
And you're telling me he... Doesn't win?
it is. 343 could just wipe 096 from existence. he wouldn't have any need to fight.
plot twist: scp-343 actually got bored and froze scp-096 in the position has in at the end (that's why has not moving in the last scene)
And blasphemy to say god can be beaten
If the shy guy can just kill any class 5 reality warpers y would they not just send him after the sisters. They took over a site. 343 did nothing
Makes no sense. 096 has the most plot armor I’ve ever witnessed.
lol 343 dies to a monster with the intellegence of a human infant, but you know what they say about humans? they get smarter
@@LegoGotenks 🧢
@@LegoGotenks he didn’t even kill 682
Id like to introduce 682
@@trevorbeatz5741 is that really something to hold against 096? That's like saying the rock isn't strong because he couldn't pick up a cargo ship.
Guy who has god abilities vs some guy who hasn’t seen the sun in 85 years
Hey fella swell diss
he's been out of the sun for longer than that
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀
no it’s just a normal gamer 😎
He is not a God he is fooling you God is only in heavy
Literally a god with ultimate powers
The god: so anyways, i started throwing humans
Banana
HAA HAA HA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😄😂😂🤣😆😂🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😂😆😄😆🤣😂😆😄🤣😂😆🙂🤣😂😂🤣😄🤣😂😄🤣😆😄😂😂🤣😄😄🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
He is not a god, he’s just a very powerful reality bender.
SCP-106 can probably combat him, when he attacks, he can escape into his pocket dimension and come back when he recovers from damage.
That researcher guy gets thrown at a wall and died how weak is he lol
As Stan Lee said "A character is as powerful as the writer wishes" and clearly the animaters wanted 343 to look like a child 😢
343: taking pity on you was my greatest mistake.
096:turns ssj*
Suprise mother fu-
the cameraman is the most powerful being there XD
Cameraman is god there or at least god 2.0
How did the camera man not get killed by SCP-096
Epic
Yes duh
Like MUI shaggy he laughs because he's only using 1% of his power
You know, when 343 turned 096 into a banana, my first thought was that he would just eat it. Most boss finishing move ever to be made.
LOOOOL
LMAoOO
😂😂😂😂
I thought he was going to tear it
343: *turns 096 into a banana* “wait, that’s too easy” *turns him back*
Some how 096, a skinny guy who weeps and sits in corners all the time, managed to some how not only harm, but defeat the self proclaimed "god" with just a hand penetration through the chest, and a single bee line dash towards him. Pretty impressive
It said that god in his human form is weakaned
If he was in the omnipresent version he would have vanished him to a void priosn and yeet planted at him
But his powers is limmit to the knowledge that he could only undertstand
maybe he just resetted everything and went to the past so he didnt make things worse well now the guards he throwed at 096 are good
Thing is, if 343 wanted to, he could make 096 never exist. He is a very powerful reality bender that can make anything true, he can turn the earth into a ceiling fan if he wanted to.
Apparently 343 is the avatar of the all mighty the in verse supreme being of the scp verse (apparently)
@@basher1904.5mano ele não é Deus O Deus de verdade ele é onipotente então ele poderia fácilmente vencer o 096 mais o scp 343 ele não é onipotente então isso so mostra que ele não é Deus verdadeiro o Deus verdadeiro da vida real ele é onipotente isso mostra que ele pode dazer qualquer coisa sem dificuldades
343: Knows how powerful 096 is and how horribly mauled any human who sees it face will be.
343 later in an interview: So I started throwing humans face first at the SCP-
That’s the biggest plot armor I have seen on an ''shy guy''
You do realize that’s not rlly plot armor right? Scp 096 can literally move even if he’s skeleton has been ripped apart or melted. He won’t stop until his target is dead, only exception is a few scps that can’t die. 343 isn’t god, he’s just a being with supernatural abilities like walking through walls or mind reading. He’s no where near god level
@@shoe5424 343 have reality warping abilitys so in logic, 343 could just erase 096 from existance, how can you try to kill someone if you didn't exist in the first place
@@deetno2327 he come back
@Naufal Riza Chiaraza'im Wasn't 096 already terminated ? this video makes 096 much to powerfull. even if 096 powers where like this video. 343 could just put 096 in a meteorite and send him off in to space in the other direction.
@@shoe5424 he literally turns him into a banana, then back, for 0 reason.
343: * is a God *
096: * Supported by the Animator *
U see, 343 has no chance :">
lol yes
Si 343 it's the creator le the Word the creator of all
Plot armor you see lol
096 simply doesnt want to die
ye
SCP-049: Casually kills 096 but ultimately loses to 343
SCP-096: kills/defeats 343
Nothing to do with what you said
When 049 kill scp 096 and scp 049(the stealer soul form) would destroy scp 343!
Scp researchers be like:where are the d class
God:_*its gone,its gone,its goneee*_
Scp 343 should be able to literally snap scp 096 out of existence like Thanos.
yeah ur right
Nah, He is not God. He is just a Reality Bender.
Yes
@@g0kalp738 still enough to snap him out of existence
YAAAAAA
he should have left him as a banana that would be the best scp ever freakin shy guy banana
Yeah. He basically would've won right there.
Scp 096-1 Shy Bannana
This scp seems to be an ordinary bannana with the correct colour shape and size of any ordinary bannana but on closer inspection there is one odd quality of the bannana in that being when ever it is peeled it will become aggrivated and attack any nearby fruit in a 10 km radius
I'm pretty sure that he didn't turn him back, that 096's anomalous properties reverse the transfiguration.
me looks at banana
banana: starts aggressively rolling towards me
LMAO
My exams when I come back to offline school: 3:57
096:**exists**
343:B A N N A N A
Plot twist: He Could Have Just Made him Back To Normal Person
Or just erased him idk why but svp 096 should have never won
Yep
You mean "Plot twist".
Which would mean he would have to reverse the torture that happened to him that made him that way.
@@shrekisabeliever7481 reverse tourture? No not really
343: turns 096 into a banana
*the banana starts flying towards him*
343: what the-
@@bathroomfrogs4575 096 banna: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
That part was the funniest thing ive ever seen
What if somebody eats that banana🍌
When scp 343 turn scp 096 into a banana i thoug hes gonna eat it
343: ''BANANA''
PLOT ARMOR: ''AYE TURN EM BACK BRUV''
That's not a plot armor.
096 is a TOTALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE BEING THAT CANNOT BE KILLED BY ANY KNOWN MEANS AND CANNOT BE STOPPED ONCE SOMEONE SAW ITS F A C E.
SCP-343 can literally erase 096 from reality forever
1:53 That Blood is SUS ASF 😳
When my sister tries to beat me with full netherite but i have creative mode:
XDD
Fax
Yeah
😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😑😑🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Like to this comentary
God: Banana
Que haces aquí?!!!!☺️☺️
B A N A N A
AMLO xD
Que haces aqui
Qué ases viendo un video de SCP .____.
4:02 best part
2:36
“Guy who can shoot Death beams and can use space with the flick of a wrist and basically is so strong he thinks he’s god” Vs “A guy who has incredible,speed, agility, swims as fast as god knows what, Can live with no organs and is immortal to anything, withstands any temperature, unbreakable bones”
_Meanwhile from another dimension_
Scarlet King: "You should've thrown him into the black hole.."
*Meanwhile, in scp reality*
O5: THIS BOY EMPTY, YEET! *tosses 096 like a empty melon at 682, only to end in a stalemate*
Scarlet king, gate gaurdian and god/scp 343 vs scp 096!
Bruhhhhhhhh
@@jotarodripkujo635 Scp 343 is God
scp's 096 body should freeze in space for all eternity
Alternative title: zeus attacking a random skinny tall guy
that's the second pale man who's rocked his shit
I will not like bc youchave 69 likes.
@Mason Dillon YOU need to learn proper grammar
thing*
proper*
grammar*
@@basher1904.5 thats spelling btw not grammar
and zeus loses
Bro thie was sick make more like this
Proof that cameraman never dies
My foot still hurts from that one stab with his fingers.
w a t
@@wotah2763 what?
goddamm
U ded tho
@@luciusives531 i dont die.
S.C.P scientist: now who can defeat him ?
(God of war 2 theme starts playing)
Kratos: it's my turn
scp 001 maybe
epic
I GET IT
Kratos would fuck him up lol
send it io the sun
Yo SCP Illustrated is amazing at what they do
2:43 *"bro im dead"*
He toyed with 096 killed and revived him several times just to taunt him. Then turned back time to give him a chance to do it again. And killed several humans in the process. What a nice god.
@Sadanime Old testament god be like satan tho.
Scp 096 is semi-immortal!
@Sadanime Statements like that are false and just make you look immature.
@@gamespotlive3673 cap bro God is good always its just because human sin was so detestable before Jesus we had to make sacrafices
Bruh my comment just became a war sight over the goodness of God.
343: Die already!!
096: lol no
YOOOO REALLH NICE ANIMATION
Shy guy is a number one team
👇
Imagine looking at a pic of 096 as he’s a banana a banana will come fly at you
And banana KILL YOU?
-Of course this is SCP so what do i expecting to see here-
🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH SHIT FLYING BANANAS NO PLS!!!
343: literally is god
096: uno reverse card
Lol
l+o+l
Eh he isn’t god
He is just LV 2 or LV 3 reality Bender
Dr. Bright played uno before. Snuck some pics
If God was omniscient he would have known the guy was coming with the picture and at the exact right moment he would have put a mirror up in front of himself right before the guy held up the picture
I can see a lot of anger in some people that were rooting for 343 since he’s a “god” but not really he’s more just omnipotent but not 100% omnipotent more semi omnipotent. But this leads to the question of how he lost, well in a way of 106 traps anything in his dimension like 343 he can remove 343’s god status since anything in 106’s can be altered to his bidding, but of course that isn’t anything to do with 096 but now we get to him.
096 has the unique gift to hunt whoever saw his face until he’s done makes his a worthy opponent even taking measures to risk his whole body, 096 can survive without any flesh and organs, and his skeleton is basically the closest thing to indestructible, but for the last part I will be researching up on how 096 just magically managed to alter 343’s ability into his will until then stay patient and I’ll edit when I got the awnsers
I think because 343 is strong memetic SCP.
He doesn't have a power to handle powerful SCP like SCP-682
alternative title: God vs introverted man who hates showing his face
Ola bb
oh and God lost
No its
When the top player was gonna rage quit but he didnt rage quit unless go to the house and beated up the hacker kid
When scp 343 turn scp 096 into a banana i thoug hes gonna eat it
That is pale that kills who sees his face that cry’s while no ones near and when they are until they are looked in the face then they aren’t crying they got a mission of murder to do
Considering how The Hard to Kill Reptile beat the ever-lovin-shyt outta Shy Guy.........this makes little sense.
The old-man tortured him to the point of surrender too but, at least this fight was cool despite the outcome.
@@videogamerlexis The sculpture 173 also beat the crap out of 096
I believe at the end of their fight THTKR was in half and shy-guy was crying in the corner. I think he loses to anything he can't instantly kill or kill at all.
That’s just untrue they fought for something like 24 hours and it was a stale mate because 096 couldn’t rip enough material of 682 for him to die although he ripped about 80% of his body mass apart and 096 stopped because he couldn’t kill him and 682 couldn’t either
@Lil’ Reyes which one was crying like a bitch at the end of that fight again?
1:30 Zeus:I GONNA TURN YOU INTO A BANANA
Regeneration is the ultimate ability of all life forms.
SCP ILLUSTRATED IS THE VOICE ACTOR... GREAT
I love that it fits so well
It's funny how god struggles to defeat SCP-096 while plague doctor literally 1 shots him
I thought they became friends
@@sunlessfiber5106 That was in SCP Illustrated I think.
yea 049 touch is unstoppable.
@@Forgotten_Calamitas we don’t know if he has limits to that power because it is possible.
I wonder if scp 2935 manage to end 096, as it basically ended even 682 and all other scp in alt universe . Probably including the god level scps.
it is very amazing animation good and it is all interesting
Bro how shy guy is life as skeleton!!!!!! Cool fight!!!!!!!
Kratos : That’s my job
I don’t know how long I would’ve been searching for a God of War related comment if it wasn’t for you since the god character model is zues from god of war 3 and also how he said a voice line from zues in god of war 3
Kratos pulls up and they contain kratos and he becomes part of the scp foundation but no one holds this man 🐐
So this can't be your job
Nope
Work for him
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@@chrism4844 sir it's Zeus
When a god can’t kill 096 but acid does
Bro acid does not melth the bone
And SCP 096 skeleton can't be destroyed
In a non official part of the wiki 096 was put up for termination and 173 managed to break bone and the pit pipes in 096 and they had a certain acid that melted 096 completely
If we wanna get technical, the only scp that can kill 096 without being a end of the world scenario or stupid termination attempt is the scp that made 096, very few scps have ended up being the result of another AND getting their own classifications, 096 actually being one of said scps as it was more than likely a hiker caught by "the yeti" and turned into what he is now.
Outside of that, most end of the world scenarios can end in his death, but considering these events that lead to his death are almost all ones that also nullify anomalous properties, it is safe to assume that whatever was done to 096 had to be some strong shit for it to work as even after being forced to fight 682 he managed to end it in a stalemate.
It’s a theoretical termination from scp illustrated, but what he’s talking about is where the peanut snaps scp 096s neck and they poor acid into the bones dissolving the bones and marrow
I don't believe that scp 096 is still alive when he is bone already but that fight is excellent.
Oh I have a question is 343 is God???
I'm interested to know what if the Gate Guardian looked at 096.
If you are a religious man then i don't want to disappointed you but: R.I.P the gate guardian!
@@zombieman333 096 wouldn't be able to kill gate guardian, as 682 couldn't do that.
But Gate Guardian also wouldn't be able to kill 096, as it doesn't shiver in freezing temperature, and can survive in the trench deeper than 10 kilometers.
2:43 Scientist: "Oh look, my skin is gone."
Lol
💀
Man I’m ded 💀
Lol
Scp 343 also known as “The almighty” could literally remove shy guy from existence with just a thought or a snap of his fingers...
My thoughts exactly or at least to a pocket dimension of nothing if my memory serves me correctly 096 can only run through physical barriers and can't open any portals so he would just be pissed in a pocket dimension forever
The shy guy will enter something more then his rage state and in that state he can do anything he needs to get to the person who viewed his face
look at the battle between 682 and 096, 096 now just cowers so...
Atoms cant be created or destroyed. Maybe there would be a consequence to deleting any form of the universe because of entropy
no even just our existance but from uncaoountable infinate existances, becasue in teh SCP universe the scarlet king is acually extremely weak compsred to teh gods above him who could destroy the tree of life but there is a god above them who made the tree of life and scp-343 is the god.
Scp-682 VS Scp-343
cool animation I watched two parts
How to defeat scp-096: *turn him into a banana*
the god should turn him into a banana forever
@@sadsatisfying6942he want play
Where was it, I can’t find it
Turn them into a banana and eat him
@Ezekiel Atoute idk
Alternative ending:
After turning 096 into banana 343 should eat it
Then SCP-096 explodes out of SCP-343's stomach, like in Alien. SCP-343 instantly regenerates sooner.
And scp 343 get the infity gauntlet
SCP-096; Achievement Get: *AvP reference*
Everyone says the cameraman is the strongest, *they forgot that the editor can edit the universe*
scp doctor that watch the fight:Man I'm dead
343: *does literally anything*
096: *:O intensifies*
The camera is the strongest one he's surviving every disaster
Yes he is he to powerful
That was legendary
its been 2 years but its still a good memory for me
SCP-096: Stabbed, shot with everything and burned to the skeleton
Also SCP-096: Tis but a scratch.
same for SCP-682
SCP-096 would be more like: What scratch?
Scp 343: I won!
Scp 096: are you sure about that?
@@yes_epic lol ikr 096 won bc 343 isnt even a god
@@jqmesconyers5794 not sure about that one. 096 is literally the definition of plot armor. the scp foundation overpowers him so much and its actually annoying.
343 is able to reality warp and create objects out of literally nowhere. if the animation was supposed to be accurate, 343 would've sent this bitch into space.
343 is comparable to the which child levels of power and can transport at god speed.
096 looks like he hasn't seen the sun for 400 years and is a bootleg slenderman-
im not sure how u think scp 096 would have won. you're simply giving him bullshit abilities like instantaneous regen
This is cool but wouldn't 343 be able to just disintegrate 096?
And be invincible?
He is self-proclaimed god. Which means he possibly not the creator. If he is the creator he could simply kill or erase everyone out of existence
If 343 was the real creator dude can erase everyone
@@nathanaelchrist5789 but why would he do that
@@PLASBEZ He wouldn't, that's why i said "can"
Yeah he could've just erase 096
My man isn’t even sweating 😓 😂
“Face me father! It is time to end This”
“Not now My son, i have new problems to deal with”
1:29 I can't take it, the suspenseful music and then him turning into a banana
LOLLLLLL IKR
Zeus: struggling to kill 096
049: Pop.
343 looks and acts more like Zeus than the Christian Deity. At least in this animation.
096 being turned into a banana is the best thing here.
096:turns into a pile of bones
also 096:AINT NOBODY GOT TIME TO BE DEAD
096: Turns into a pile of bones!
Also 096: I SAID WE LIVIN TODAY
*spooky scary skeletons*
I swear to God if 343 had the power to melt down every solid object such as Bones or Metals even the bones of 096 wouldn't have standed any chance
You swear to 343
Just turn him into a banana and we’re done
If he just ate the 096 as a banana, the fight would have ended. We want content, so the fight lasted longer.
@@kyleeranda8696 he can't die. He'll probably just take over the gods body if he gets eaten.
Thank you all for almost 110 Likes this is my highest liked comment and this is why I'm happy 😁
This shit is beautiful
Camera Man Risking His Life For Our Entertainment-
I never clicked so fast.
Hey fella, swell diss
yeah thats great
@@yaquvs8540 But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella pissed
Yes, you did, in this video
Ikr
This dude literally created the universe. He's far above Uriel who atomized SCP-682 with its full power restored. And he's wasting his time fighting a guy who has never seen the sun
Right
Scp 343 is an impostor, even SCP 001 gate guardian Uriel is a pretender.
They are powerful anomalous entities but they are not what they look or say they are.
@@demiurge9212 SCP-343 Trained SCP-239 on how to utilize her powers and showed her how to create Ways and he's much stronger than the Gate Guardian. SCP-239 casually recreated the universe. There's no way SCP-096 could do anything to 343.
@@demiurge9212 scp 001 is not an impostor lol pretty sure its the actual guardian of eden
@SCP-049 scp 001 is prob not a pretender why would it just stand there for all of time just doing nothing plus scp 682 dosent know for sure and scp 001 was able to strike it unconcious
The pizza day announcement at 3:26 is so funny.
When a hacker is being too toxic be like:
343 could just remove 096's curse and the battle would be over
What curse?tell me more
@@s.s.haswanthselvan7064 Hes talking about 096 that hes full of hatred.
Hes prob saying he could remove 096 from having hatred then he would be normal.
Hmmm,interesting
@@s.s.haswanthselvan7064 the curse that when someone sees 096's face, the guy will be killed by 096...
I think....
1:29 343: (i can make him turn into anything... what should i turn him on... OH I KNOW!)
*B A N A N A*
Roblox? SCP?
@@FELEONCIK *what*
@@OkryenPerpetua he is just talking about your profile picture
@@doing5363 o k
@@IronSufficiency ꅐꀍꍏ꓄?
Fun fact : the scp personell also said that when 096 has fear of a prey or just cant kill it he gets back to his docile state and tries avoiding eye contact and sometimes even runs away
This is legend
Why can't he just throw scp 096 to the sun?
That was wat i was Thinking to abaute scp682
Because God probably just replicated those conditions a thousand times over to turn him into a skeleton. He turned him into a fucking Banana for fucks sakes. The 096 is obviously doing some reality bending.
He fucking pulled the sun back to fucking earth
Then the black hole maybe?
It didnt work when the scp foundation did it in actual lore. No SCP 343 would just snap his fingers and SCP 096 would cease to exist if this actually happened which is why you dont see it actually get written about except with SCP 343 refusing to do it.
I thought God is supposed to see your every move how couldn't he see scp096's move
Unless it's every current move, not future
way to underrated i thing the creator of the video doesnt know god!
@@yeetneet5334 The powerful reality bender knows past, present, and future moves
@@MarqVR scp 343 isn't god, it's a bender of power
@@skullbro384 and which god is that, this is the broken god not our god
Ayo where are you looking bro 2:00
3:30 that moment when Minecraft logic kicks in
God: HOW WAS THAT NOT A BACKSTAB
Scp 049: *one shot*
Dude in last 096 woke up and kill 049 look close to 096 eyes
@@aldogaming1838 are you sure? i dont see an scp 049 vs scp 096 anywhere
@@TatsumakisPetBirdNamedDragunov dude look closer to 096 eyes
@@aldogaming1838 its all white
@@TatsumakisPetBirdNamedDragunov dude his eyes is white bro
this shows why scp 096 should not be put down but to be locked underground forever and that almost no other scp's stand a chance
Even scp 682 was scared of 096 after their long bloody fight.
The cameraman is the true scp 682 lol
There is literally no way that 343 should lose to 096. A snowball in hell would have a better chance against such a powerful reality warper. He could just teleport him to deep space and just leave him there or better yet teleport him into the sun! 096 would have no way to prevent it from happening, or be able to return (provided he's not totally and utterly destroyed from sun).
Well with his strenght i think he could just jump from the sun to earth, why not send him to a black hole 7 billion trilion light year away
@@frogsecretaryofswamp452 How could 096 jump from the sun back to the Earth? 096 has no protection against the sun, not to mention the sun doesn't even have a solid surface-its made up of gas.
@@jus-7421 idk but just be safe send him to the super massive blackhole in the furthest galaxy ever
Yea
And not only that, but 343 is also a manifestation of The Almighty, and The Almighty is millions of times more powerful than what is shown
God would have just Thanos snapped him out of existence
THATS WHAT IM SAYING. HE CAN JUST OBLITERATE SHY GUY INTO DUST
SCP-096 Weakness Is ONLY Fragmentation Grenades...
The Plot armour so strong , that Captain America is going to use this episode as his shield.
1:20 SCP-096: "Oh my god, you almost gave me a heart attack!"