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All dogs grow mustaches and beards and many other stuff - they're covered in fluff!! (with the exception of certain breeds and dogs with medical conditions)
Cishets to guys: umbrella? Girl. born in the spring or summer? Girl. Blanket? Girl. You take baths with any color other than blue? Automatically girl Cishets to trans women: oh you changed your name and pronouns and grew out your hair and started talking hormones and wearing dresses? Um...... still boy
Mine was frogs. I also played with cars but that's just because my brother had lots of them. Today, even at 15, I still play with toys but I don't have a preference anymore.
@I am Stup1D Yes, I've walked away from sales staff before for "guiding me toward "cute" tools- I own a drill press, I work with my tools, they will be scraped & maybe a little beat up in a month. I haven't decked any yet...
Fact: Every adult person, regardless of sex, gender identity and sexuality should be able to: • Make a meal that consists of more than pasta and a jar of premade sauce • Wash their clothing at the appropriate temperature to avoid shrinkage • Sew a button and perform other basic repairs on clothing • Change a tire, provided they have regular access to a vehicle
I’m genderfluid- here’s what happened when I went to the park. Me and my friend were playing uno on a park bench when this little girl walks up to us “Hi! You wanna play tag?” Me and my friend frantically shoved my cards in the bag and said “Sure!” After playing tag her mom yells that they have to go home soon. We wave bye as they walked away but I heard what she said “Momma Momma! That boy was wearing a skirt!” My heart skipped a beat- in my opinion I look very feminine so I was really happy and confused
@@-indulgency I know what it means, I'm gender fluid, but I didn't really understand the message of the comment. If someone said "a boy is wearing a skirt" I would be slightly annoyed, but it was a kid so I would forget about it
@@moraelity they were feeling like they’d be gendered leaning feminine this day and the kid said boy instead. Everybody feels non-binary identities differently so it sounds like they were happy that they weren’t gendered female while wearing a skirt. Honestly I’d feel this way also but everyone is different
"Eyelashes are an integral part to protecting your eyes, and I think the blue plushy deserves them too." Jamie is so pure omggg someone give this bean a hug.
@Kate O'Callaghan Yeah. I sometimes wipe down my metal tools with Ballistol to make sure they don't rust. Those feathers are the most stupid idea for that.
@@lysanamcmillan7972 I would actually welcome a redesign of certain tools for smaller hands. I remember that I had trouble using crimping pliers for cable connection, because the handles were so far apart when open. Of course, screwdrivers are not the target here, they work well for a variety of hand sizes.
I feel like after I came out as a transgender male, I can’t enjoy “girl” products. Like I can’t buy soap that smells good without ppl calling me a girl like tf???
Nice smelling things, sparkly things, colorful things, they are for everyone, not just girls. If you want to get that peony and rose scented soap, go for it my man.
It's a well known law of nature that men need to smell awful. There's no telling what kinds of spacetime disturbances and supernatural disasters such a mockery of the natural order could entail. The earth could implode or something.
Re: the Dude product line - I gave my mom Dude wipes when she needed them after surgery b/c they're among the few that are unscented. Just b/c we're women doesn't mean we want our bums to smell like we've sat on a broken perfume bottle
@@noragranger3099 I have eczema and I can't use anything floral scented, which sucks because I am female bodied and my family always buy girly shit for b'days and xmas and I can't use any of it. Although I have got through to my mother and she buys me men's bodywash (sandalwood and something else)
I'm a girl and I can't STAND perfume, if you wear it near me expect much coughing and choking. I like scented stuff, but no spray perfume please, I will die.
As a fellow person with small ish hands, im happy to say that they make all sorts of weird stuff for our hands, just not the more common stuff. For example, my Xbox controller. About 3/4th the size of a normal one. My unnecessarily gendered toolbox that was at least made for people with smaller hands. It is hot pink, but thats also my favorite color so I'll let it slide once. Tiny cooking utensils lol. I know that's not why they were made, but I love them. What I would really really like though, would be to have smaller handles on everything. Screwdrivers, drills in particular, scrub brushes, even some door handles. It's a little shameful to be to be an adult woman wrestling two handed with a doorknob, at least for me
I remember as a child I was convinced that boys didn’t have eyelashes since I’d seen so many male characters without them Also If you call my lil cousin a baby she’ll say back “no I’m not a baby I’m a girl!” And I always respond “ah yes the three genders, male, female, and *b a b y”*
It is really strange how big eyelashes make things feel more feminine, even without any of us being able to help it I'm wondering if it's a cultural thing derived from makeup, or if it's somehow a biological desire
I am a cis girl and i have almost no eyelashes at all, and the funny thing is that my brother who is 2 years younger then me looks almost EXACTLY like me....except he has the biggest eyelashes i've ever seen...so f*ck gendered eyelashes xd
I rarely see women with naturally thick and long eyelashes but the number of boys with incredible eyelashes I've met?! Conclusion: The pink pushy was a 16 year old boy.
Literally all guys I meet that are under 30 have the longest fucking eyelashes while I'm over here stuck with long eyelashes that look short when I dont look up or down.
That's the weird thing, guys actually have longer eyelashes it's like a science thing but some random person was just like hmm what if we flip the stereotype for no reason
I find the eyelash thing super funny cus literally every guy I know has the prettiest natural eyelashes I have literally ever seen on a human. You think it’d be the other way around
and their arguments are always "men work, get cash to keep the household up, so the women should do housework 💪💪" like theyre implying women cant get jobs nowadays,,, Im so sure theyre still living in the 1700's
@@Whatareevenbirds The sad part is they're probably like that because their mom babied them too much, so now they don't know how to take care of themselves. I feel like they just use the "women should do it" as an excuse for being lazy and incompetent.
@@Whatareevenbirds That argument is so frustrating because now the vast majority of women do work but are still expected to take the lion's share of child raising and housework. It's maddening
@@oogaboogabe3464 As someone who once worked at Staples: pink is a super unpopular color and no pink product sells well in the slightest. The end result is that after back-to-school and such, every year, there gets to be more and more pink products in the store because the cases will come with fewer, but still some, pink products in each case and they'll aggregate as everything else sells through. They were probably sold through on everything except pink and maybe some non-blue or black colors.
@@oogaboogabe3464 Just saying it how it is. Very few people buy pink things so pink things are going to be the last things kicking around when stock is low in stationary.
My dog has a moustache. He’s got mostly black fur but a golden brown moustache shape around the position that a moustache would be on a human. It’s adorable.
When i enter a room i say “Hey humans” i never say “hey girlies” or “hey guys” mainly bc of non binary people and gender neutral ect. And aslo bc “hey humans” is a whole lot cooler
True story regarding "dinosaurs are for boys" - my friend was pregnant and announced she was having a dinosaur themed baby shower. Almost everyone knew that they were expecting what I now call a "probably girl". However a few people saw the theme and assumed she must be expecting a boy because dinosaurs. There were several gifts that were HEAVILY gendered for a boy including a sign for the nursery that said "man cave".
I brought my teddy into school, and a teacher asked if it was a boy or a girl. I said, "This is Bear. I don't think Bear's a he or a she. They doesn't feel like a he or a she. They feel like a Bear."
The one about the “woman-cave” and laundry got to me. As a women, I know that I don’t want to be restricted to the house, and women should not be expected to only do household chores.
Have you heard of the she shack? It sounds horrible, but some ladies have their shacks decked out! Like you could have a tea party with your friends wink, wink.
Lol what if you just got the man of the house to do the laundry while you just napped in a basket full of blankets fresh out of the dryer... that's an agreement I can get behind(as long as you're still somewhat helping when you are awake at least)
A moustache being long hair growing between the nostrils and the upper lip - dogs' hair is usually shorter there than on the rest of the body. I'm with Jamie on this one. Dogs don't grow moustaches.
STORYTIME ! Before i realized i was genderfluid, i used to be a very feminine woman. One day, i paid a visit to my boyfriend's family since i hadn't seen him in a long time and i happened to be near their home for business reasons. His mother wasn't there, however, so i spent the day talking with his father and his brothers. Around 7pm i grabbed my purse and bid them farewell since i didn't want to bother them for the evening however the father insisted; " You should stay and eat dinner with us, we'd be so happy. " I decided to stay, after all i absolutely adored them and it was the first time the father invited me to eat with the family - a family i felt i was becoming a part of. He gently asked if i liked this kind of food, if i was allergic to anything, if i was a vegan etc. I thought " how sweet, he really cares ". When i told him about what i could eat he smiled at me and said " Okay. You know how to use a stove, don't you? Make yourself at home, but hurry. We eat at 7.30pm here. " Like ? ? ? i was naturally going to cook but i thought i would do it with the rest of the family; you know.. as a way to bond. I didn't think the father would want me to cook while he and his sons would watch football on TV. I took my stuff and LEFT. thank good i didn't marry the person i was with the time. he turned out to be as toxic as his father.
@@Midoriel RIGHT? he really thought i would cook for SIX PEOPLE. i really was expecting us to do it all together while talking and laughing, you know? i would have loved that. but NO, the guy and his sons had to be idiots.
That's a whole bucket of yikes. The only time a guest cooks is when that's part of the agreement before they visit, or they've basically moved in. I used to host parties with upwards of thirty people visiting for a weekend, and my vegetarian lactose-intolerant friend always cooked bulk meals for everyone because I don't know how to make food tasty without involving meat or dairy products, and she's an expert at cooking for a tribe and making it good. And there was no shortage of volunteers to chop up veges and whatever, she wasn't cooking alone. Otherwise, a guest can help out, but they don't cook dinner.
one time my grandma got mad at my grandfather because he got their dog a pink doggie pool.. i then explained to her that dogs can see red much better than blue so pink was a better option no matter the gender of their dog. she was speechless-
@Rylee Snyder I’m Christian and LGBTQ too (Trigender and Pansexual). Also I love the amazing Grace Baldridge who travels the US investigating the tension Christianity stirs up from an inside view point. “And on the seventh day, He rested. Relatable.” Sorry I just like rambling.
I remember getting a blue bunny as a present and I gave him a male name but everyone were like "it's obvious a girl since it has eyelashes so why don't you think of a girly name" like why? Tweety had eyelashes, I didn't see anyone arguing about his gender 😂😂😂
The """girly""" screwdrivers are described like the people designing the packaging weren't sure if they were writing copy for screwdrivers or sex toys. If girls can't have sandpaper, then how are we supposed to file our nails? I unironically like the "boo-y or ghoul" cake.
Idk why the stereotypes is that women have longer eyelashes, because even my eyedoctor said that guys had more issues with the picture machine because of eyelash length.
Ok, I am admittedly * a straight * but I would use the heck out of that double tub. My partner and I like to hang out, but we like different temperatures and different soaps. And I bet the lights can go a bunch of different colors.
@@blep301 very true but I am thinking about different cost levels as well but give me jets over pretty lights if I’m paying a lot of money. Then again I am strange in the fact I prefer to be mostly clean before getting into a tub.
My brother was wearing pink nailpolish because he wanted to (this was 5 years ago) and some random 20-30 year olds told him he shouldn't wear it because he was a boy. Me being a trans person I fumed and let my mom handle it as my brother cried. He was 5
I just remembered this one man in store I used to work in. He was looking for a toy for his son and he really liked this one pink thing (sadly I can't remember what it was). He asked me if it was okay for him to buy something that is pink, because it was meant for his son. I told him it's fine and that boys can enjoy pink toys too. He was so relieved and bought it in the end.
A transwoman: *exists* + gets hormones and surgery to further confirm her gender The CishetsTM: "Nah, you're still a man!" *Man is born in July* The CishetsTM: "Huh, must be a woman then."
6:40 i love this kid, when i was little i was obsessed with dinosaurs and this is definitely something i would’ve done, i even stole my guy friends’ dinosaur pajamas when i was 3 on multiple occasions before my parents got me my own (and on a completely related note on my 4th birthday i got a lot of dinosaur stuff), and i was convinced that i was a t-rex until i was 5, all in all i was a pretty cool kid
"How dare a stranger tell your child what toys to have?" When my son was about 2, we bought him a ball. We let him choose between several balls. He chose a pink one. When we checked out, the lady turned to my two year old son, who was happily showing her his new ball, and said "oh, you don't want that one. Why doesn't mummy pick out a nice blue ball for you?" I was SPEECHLESS. I gave her the filthiest look I could muster, and happily handed my thrilled son his new pink ball. He's nearly 4 now and still loves it. He also loves his baby dolls. F*CK gender roles.
People are strange. My mum had someone say something similar to her about a dog toy... He's a dog - he doesn't even know what gender is! She must attract these people though, because she had someone else pipe up when my female cousin wanted car slippers. Pink also used to be considered a boys' colour, so it's all just nonsense anyway. Just let kids decide what they like.
Story time: Today I learned the only person in my friend group I came out to told EVERYONE ELSE and they just played dumb until I was ready. Happy they were accepting and waited for me to tell them myself, kinda mad at the friend who secretly outed me tho.
I used to have a no boys allowed on my door for people that are pretty much my brother's Now is says "do not disturb, gamer at play, enter at own risk, leave food and drinks at door" Pretty much don't come in my freaking room to everyone XD
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Hi Jamiiiiiiieeeeee! Sorry if I spelled it wrong haha
I haven't watched the video yet but apparently raid shadow legends has sponsored the gays again
@@paraneil
Hiyoko-
Boys drive tractors. Ladies drive... the cow... I think.
Excuse me youre not allowed to make me laugh this hard
Non binary's just teleport. They are above humans and their petty physics laws.
Maybe it's meant to represent milk...cause...you know
@@pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount Non-binary people are Endermen
....ENBYMEN
@@pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine
Yorkshire Terriers grow moustaches... 🧐
like most terriers
All dogs grow mustaches and beards and many other stuff - they're covered in fluff!! (with the exception of certain breeds and dogs with medical conditions)
I have one I can confirm this
And snowshers (I spel gud)
I like Turkey
Straight men: "Machines are for men only! GEARS! OIL! GRRR!"
Also straight men: "How I make washing machine go whirr?"
Fellow clikkie fren! ||-//
@@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Hi fren! ||-//
My dad is a straight man and is in no way shape or form like this
@@twentyeight602 You're one of the lucky ones, then - many are like that because they believe they're supposed to be
@@sasukesarutobi3862 I guess I am, he's a good man and I'll never forget that.
Cishets to guys:
umbrella? Girl.
born in the spring or summer? Girl.
Blanket? Girl.
You take baths with any color other than blue? Automatically girl
Cishets to trans women:
oh you changed your name and pronouns and grew out your hair and started talking hormones and wearing dresses?
Um...... still boy
your profile pic is great
LITERALLY
Hmm yes (love your pfp to)
Non binary people just don't exist in some people's worlds.
Yeah, guess I'll just get thanos snapped out of existence.
They exist in mine
@@marsbarr4144
Good😌😌😌
Jokes on them, I'm not a person-
@UCNUJFrnQQMxTZSCRnx74UVA
Not all non binary people use they/them pronound
Whenever I see “every man woman and child” all I can think is “ah yes the 3 genders, male, female, and smol”
Omg
S M o L
I am *s m o l*
@@ZimLikesPastaAnimation Me when I come out: parental unit, I happen to be a SmOl BeAn
My gender is S M O L
SMOL!😂
As a girl who loved dinosaurs as a kid and had many toy dinos, I am very proud of the girl who roared at the shop lady.
im proud of her too as a man who likes my little pony and pusheen
@Anna Tinch I love the subtle flag in your profile
i love dinos 🦕🦖
Mine was frogs. I also played with cars but that's just because my brother had lots of them. Today, even at 15, I still play with toys but I don't have a preference anymore.
I was sort of a mix. Sometimes I played with dolls, other times I played with foam swords and my brother's legos.
"A man is *not* suppose to cook, wash dishes *or* wash his clothes if he got a *woman!"*
That's not a wife, dude, that's your mother.
That sounds like slavery to me.
"Make my dinner!
"Wash my clothes"
💀💀💀💀
Big oof moment
Or father....
@@Loki-pz1uk Trans rights aside, if its a woman (cis or trans) then its probably your mother, not your father.
Cis people: NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO WITH GENDER WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH???
Also cis people:
Oh this.
Seriously, right? Like, zero points for self awareness
@I am Stup1D Yes, I've walked away from sales staff before for "guiding me toward "cute" tools- I own a drill press, I work with my tools, they will be scraped & maybe a little beat up in a month. I haven't decked any yet...
I’m cis and I’m not like that
@@Nike_IV oh a quirky cis
Fact: Every adult person, regardless of sex, gender identity and sexuality should be able to:
• Make a meal that consists of more than pasta and a jar of premade sauce
• Wash their clothing at the appropriate temperature to avoid shrinkage
• Sew a button and perform other basic repairs on clothing
• Change a tire, provided they have regular access to a vehicle
I should really get my mom to teach me how to sew on a button. Most of my favorite clothing uses buttons.
@@henryfleischer404 good idea ^^
I- how am I supposed to know how to change a tire-
I'm 13 👁️💧👄💧👁️
@@exceptionallyriso every *adult* person.
@@beardiemom
Oh- I forgot to read- I sincerely apologise-
I’m genderfluid- here’s what happened when I went to the park.
Me and my friend were playing uno on a park bench when this little girl walks up to us “Hi! You wanna play tag?” Me and my friend frantically shoved my cards in the bag and said “Sure!” After playing tag her mom yells that they have to go home soon. We wave bye as they walked away but I heard what she said “Momma Momma! That boy was wearing a skirt!”
My heart skipped a beat- in my opinion I look very feminine so I was really happy and confused
Im also genderfluid! And thats awsome
Aw being validated by children is always the best thing
I'm not sure what the message of this comment is
@@-indulgency I know what it means, I'm gender fluid, but I didn't really understand the message of the comment. If someone said "a boy is wearing a skirt" I would be slightly annoyed, but it was a kid so I would forget about it
@@moraelity they were feeling like they’d be gendered leaning feminine this day and the kid said boy instead. Everybody feels non-binary identities differently so it sounds like they were happy that they weren’t gendered female while wearing a skirt. Honestly I’d feel this way also but everyone is different
"Eyelashes are an integral part to protecting your eyes, and I think the blue plushy deserves them too." Jamie is so pure omggg someone give this bean a hug.
Tell that to my eyelashes attacking my eyeballs.
But... sharks don't _have_ eyelashes?
As a craft-inclined woman I am deadly offended by those "tools for women".
These aren't tools. These are insults.
@Kate O'Callaghan Yeah. I sometimes wipe down my metal tools with Ballistol to make sure they don't rust. Those feathers are the most stupid idea for that.
The worst thing about those tools are the cartoony women on the package. Those pictures were clearly drawn by horny men.
I could respect re-designs for smaller hands. Those things are just horrid.
@@lysanamcmillan7972 I would actually welcome a redesign of certain tools for smaller hands.
I remember that I had trouble using crimping pliers for cable connection, because the handles were so far apart when open.
Of course, screwdrivers are not the target here, they work well for a variety of hand sizes.
Try using a heavy duty 36in bolt cutter when you’re 5’ 3” and have no arm strength to speak of.
Manatizer: a beauty product that turns you into a manatee.
That, I would buy.
That would be so awsome.
yaaaasssssssssssssssssss
HA
ooooo ill take it
the cis: omg you talk about being enby so much
also the cis: *have gendered screwdrivers *
I feel like after I came out as a transgender male, I can’t enjoy “girl” products. Like I can’t buy soap that smells good without ppl calling me a girl like tf???
Yeah its not girly to want to smell good
@@macestarlet men want to smell good too
I don't want people looking at me weird in public because I smell like "Courage"
I'm a man and it's a legit debate weather to use my sister's good smelling soaps or my brothers 2 in-one manly shampoo/conditioner
Nice smelling things, sparkly things, colorful things, they are for everyone, not just girls. If you want to get that peony and rose scented soap, go for it my man.
It's a well known law of nature that men need to smell awful. There's no telling what kinds of spacetime disturbances and supernatural disasters such a mockery of the natural order could entail. The earth could implode or something.
Re: the Dude product line - I gave my mom Dude wipes when she needed them after surgery b/c they're among the few that are unscented. Just b/c we're women doesn't mean we want our bums to smell like we've sat on a broken perfume bottle
Yeah also the scented ones aren't great for the skin 🙄
@@noragranger3099 I have eczema and I can't use anything floral scented, which sucks because I am female bodied and my family always buy girly shit for b'days and xmas and I can't use any of it. Although I have got through to my mother and she buys me men's bodywash (sandalwood and something else)
Unscented baby wipes aren't hard to find. A lot of babies react badly to scent.
I'm a girl and I can't STAND perfume, if you wear it near me expect much coughing and choking. I like scented stuff, but no spray perfume please, I will die.
"smell like we've sat on a broken perfume bottle"
methinks that would be a trip to the ER. *Presto* .
As a woman I want two things from my tools:
1. be functional and long lasting
2. Fit my damn hands without hurting them
As a fellow person with small ish hands, im happy to say that they make all sorts of weird stuff for our hands, just not the more common stuff. For example, my Xbox controller. About 3/4th the size of a normal one. My unnecessarily gendered toolbox that was at least made for people with smaller hands. It is hot pink, but thats also my favorite color so I'll let it slide once. Tiny cooking utensils lol. I know that's not why they were made, but I love them. What I would really really like though, would be to have smaller handles on everything. Screwdrivers, drills in particular, scrub brushes, even some door handles. It's a little shameful to be to be an adult woman wrestling two handed with a doorknob, at least for me
So many jokes so little time
That laundry one pisses me off, it’s so blatantly sexist.
Also, my dad does the laundry in my family, so for us the laundry room is the man cave
Yeah I do the laundry too lmao
And that dude probably has no idea why he’s an incel.
I also grew up with my father doing the laundry so I never thought that it was unusual..
In England our washing machine is in the kitchen lol
I remember as a child I was convinced that boys didn’t have eyelashes since I’d seen so many male characters without them
Also If you call my lil cousin a baby she’ll say back “no I’m not a baby I’m a girl!” And I always respond “ah yes the three genders, male, female, and *b a b y”*
@Noah Gentry stop spamming
@Noah Gentry ty
Tag yourself I’m baby
If the double bed sheets are just for men it rather implies the occupants are meant to be two men 👌
It also looks like a soft chocolate cake.
EPIC
YES!
HAGAHA THANK YOU
I never understand the eyelashes on the "female" things, cause almost always it seems like guys have longer eyelashes than girls...
It is really strange how big eyelashes make things feel more feminine, even without any of us being able to help it
I'm wondering if it's a cultural thing derived from makeup, or if it's somehow a biological desire
According to the logic of this stereotype, all men have trichotillomania
I've never seen a girl with really long eyelashes. My guy friend has the longest lashes ever, tho
Ikr
Well there’s spongebob
when I was a kid I literally thought that boys do not have eye lashes
Fun fact: My little brother has the most beautiful eye lashes my Mum and I have ever seen.
@@-thalianyx298-9 that was beautiful thank you
@@tealteamgaming1696 🙂
I thought that in the 1930s>, that there was no color.
@@-thalianyx298-9 SAMEEE
“Is it manly to moisturize?” I don’t believe I’ve laughed harder
"Dogs don't even grow mustaches!" excuse me, my (female) miniature schnauzer would like to have a word with you
Did you really have to add the woman
@@am9080 I said female, no woman, and yes because the one with the mustache was the "male shampoo"
Omg I see you everywhere lmao
@@lapisangstylazuli sorry
So would half of m aunts dogs
I am a cis girl and i have almost no eyelashes at all, and the funny thing is that my brother who is 2 years younger then me looks almost EXACTLY like me....except he has the biggest eyelashes i've ever seen...so f*ck gendered eyelashes xd
I rarely see women with naturally thick and long eyelashes but the number of boys with incredible eyelashes I've met?! Conclusion: The pink pushy was a 16 year old boy.
Literally all guys I meet that are under 30 have the longest fucking eyelashes while I'm over here stuck with long eyelashes that look short when I dont look up or down.
Testosterone causes hair growth all over, including eyelashes.
That's the weird thing, guys actually have longer eyelashes it's like a science thing but some random person was just like hmm what if we flip the stereotype for no reason
Men have most of the time longer and better lashes. It unfair
I find the eyelash thing super funny cus literally every guy I know has the prettiest natural eyelashes I have literally ever seen on a human. You think it’d be the other way around
Everyone: the only genders are fat man, thicc lady, and *smol child*
Non-binary ppl, trans ppl, etc.: *Suddenly disappear*
Agender people: We never really existed to anyone else.
@@-angelic-2616 :(
@@spider.jasper its fine.
I'm "online" bro
my gender is smol child
I feel like some straight men just want girlfriends to mother them, it’s rlly weird 🤦♂️
and their arguments are always "men work, get cash to keep the household up, so the women should do housework 💪💪"
like
theyre implying women cant get jobs nowadays,,, Im so sure theyre still living in the 1700's
@@Whatareevenbirds
The sad part is they're probably like that because their mom babied them too much, so now they don't know how to take care of themselves.
I feel like they just use the "women should do it" as an excuse for being lazy and incompetent.
@@Whatareevenbirds my mom is the one who makes the money in my house since my dad has a foot problem
@@Whatareevenbirds That argument is so frustrating because now the vast majority of women do work but are still expected to take the lion's share of child raising and housework. It's maddening
And then bitch about the fact that they’re being babied. 🤦♂️
"what's your gender?"
"RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS"
Thank you Celestia very cool
Best thing I've ever heard
@@nickythehickey Momento mori
@@nerdp8469 unus annus
Yes Celestia 😌 best girl has spoken
"You're a man, you don't need a mirror". Okay, thanks! *pokes out own eye trying to put in contact lenses*
Those "tools" look like they'll break instantly when you try to use them.
"what's your gender?"
*"im baby"*
mood
Im online 🥴
im actually baby and online
mine is online
insert slimecicle screaming
I'M BABEYYY! ISTHISWHATYOUWANTEDIMBABEY
Jamie: "Dogs don't even grow mustaches"
My terrier: Hold my squeaky hamburger
Shnauzers: hold my rope toy
I have a cocker spaniel mix and she has a wonderful mustache. She wears it proudly.
my dog is a westie and SHE has a lovely mustache :)
"Women are not washing machines" this is why I love this channel
When will men realize that we don’t enjoy doing housework? No one does. We just do it because we know you won’t
Me, a girl born in december: twirls fake moustache
I spy your profile picture
@@just_plut0 wut
*twirls fake moustache*
@@pyrodynamics75 it’s a fictional lesbian princess named Adora.
I love your profile pic
Imagine being so desperate to gender your already colour coded products that you give a shark, a mostly hairless animal, eyelashes
@Noah Gentry Jotaro wasn't born edgy
He was made edgy ( heavy metal start playing )
A woman at work the other day asked my non-binary ass if we “carried any pencil cases for boys”. I’m in pain.
What does that even mean lol
@@oogaboogabe3464 As someone who once worked at Staples: pink is a super unpopular color and no pink product sells well in the slightest. The end result is that after back-to-school and such, every year, there gets to be more and more pink products in the store because the cases will come with fewer, but still some, pink products in each case and they'll aggregate as everything else sells through. They were probably sold through on everything except pink and maybe some non-blue or black colors.
@@Yawyna124 I like pink :/
@@oogaboogabe3464 Just saying it how it is. Very few people buy pink things so pink things are going to be the last things kicking around when stock is low in stationary.
@@Yawyna124 fair enough
My dog has a moustache. He’s got mostly black fur but a golden brown moustache shape around the position that a moustache would be on a human. It’s adorable.
This isn’t really related to the video but I came out to one of my friends today and they accepted me and I’m so happy 😊🏳️🌈
🥳🥳🎉🎉🥳🥳
That’s awesome!
Congrats dude!
🥳🥳🥳🥳
Congrats!! That's awesome!!
Honestly cishets are a different breed I swear
I can agree. (I'm a ftm)
yes they scare me
Such strange they are
ok but I love how the entire lgbtq community has just *gathered* here 😌
As cishet.... agreed.
When i enter a room i say “Hey humans” i never say “hey girlies” or “hey guys” mainly bc of non binary people and gender neutral ect. And aslo bc “hey humans” is a whole lot cooler
I always say "hey humans"too(if I speak to humans and not to someone else, of course). Because I'm not a human.
I say “HELLO, fellow humans! I am here.” In a quite dramatic way.
Hello fellow humans, human fellows
I say "Hello humans" too , partly to remind Grumpling that they're not a cat.
I've always thought of "hey guys" as being gender neutral, and given that I attend an all-girls school, that seems to be the case...
I only saw woman cave at first and was like “Jamie that’s not problematic it’s a pun” and then it all went downhill
True story regarding "dinosaurs are for boys" - my friend was pregnant and announced she was having a dinosaur themed baby shower. Almost everyone knew that they were expecting what I now call a "probably girl". However a few people saw the theme and assumed she must be expecting a boy because dinosaurs. There were several gifts that were HEAVILY gendered for a boy including a sign for the nursery that said "man cave".
Oh no, why people, why
I never understand how peopel can categorize an entire group of animals that had both males and females as only "for boys" its a big pet peeve of mine
As a cis girl, I FRICKING LOVE DINOSAURS
The reason why they say dinosaurs are for boys is because every dinosaur was actually a boy and gay!
@@salmonpancakes7008 lol *what*
We had to make sock puppets for class and my mom asked me if mine was a “male or female sock” and I “it’s a sock”
I brought my teddy into school, and a teacher asked if it was a boy or a girl. I said, "This is Bear. I don't think Bear's a he or a she. They doesn't feel like a he or a she. They feel like a Bear."
@@UtterQueerNightmare Me, with a genderfluid duck plushie because a single gender never felt right for them.
I have a trans tiger plushie. His name is Chad. 😁
@@clownmommy01 Good for him!
@@clownmommy01 my raccoon plushie went from girl boy girl boy now they are agender
When he was talking about plushies with eyelashes I imagined a genderfluid one have one eye with eyelashes and the other eye without eyelashes
That’s... terrifying
or just eyeliner no eyelashes
"Raid has thousands of champions"
*All the women are wearing bikinis*
‘Sometimes I wear cool videos’
- *Jamie 2020*
I love wearing videos
I thought he said ‘sometimes I wear COVID ears...’
Cishets: You can’t wear that unless you are an online, (the genders of boy girl baby or online ofc)
The one about the “woman-cave” and laundry got to me. As a women, I know that I don’t want to be restricted to the house, and women should not be expected to only do household chores.
Have you heard of the she shack? It sounds horrible, but some ladies have their shacks decked out! Like you could have a tea party with your friends wink, wink.
Lol what if you just got the man of the house to do the laundry while you just napped in a basket full of blankets fresh out of the dryer... that's an agreement I can get behind(as long as you're still somewhat helping when you are awake at least)
@@stickpawsos2441 yes, I've always wanted to live like cat. Step one sleep in the warm clean laundry, step two at hiss at people that try to stop me.
@@glitterberserker1029 oh no you discovered my secret-
while the man gets to sit on his ass and do fuck all
I was non binary before I watched this video but now my new gender is...... Online
3:54 non-binary: *ghost*
Also, "so straight we need to take separate baths"? I officially died
Jamie: dogs don’t even grow moustaches!
Me: or do all dogs grow moustaches???
Or is the dog the moustache?
@@moos5737 It's comments like this that almost restore my hope in humanity.
A moustache being long hair growing between the nostrils and the upper lip - dogs' hair is usually shorter there than on the rest of the body.
I'm with Jamie on this one. Dogs don't grow moustaches.
@@tealrose3248 what if the shorter hair is a reverse mustache?
Well, some of the shaggier dog breeds do have facial hair that bears some resemblance to a moustache.
STORYTIME !
Before i realized i was genderfluid, i used to be a very feminine woman. One day, i paid a visit to my boyfriend's family since i hadn't seen him in a long time and i happened to be near their home for business reasons. His mother wasn't there, however, so i spent the day talking with his father and his brothers. Around 7pm i grabbed my purse and bid them farewell since i didn't want to bother them for the evening however the father insisted; " You should stay and eat dinner with us, we'd be so happy. " I decided to stay, after all i absolutely adored them and it was the first time the father invited me to eat with the family - a family i felt i was becoming a part of.
He gently asked if i liked this kind of food, if i was allergic to anything, if i was a vegan etc. I thought " how sweet, he really cares ". When i told him about what i could eat he smiled at me and said " Okay. You know how to use a stove, don't you? Make yourself at home, but hurry. We eat at 7.30pm here. " Like ? ? ? i was naturally going to cook but i thought i would do it with the rest of the family; you know.. as a way to bond. I didn't think the father would want me to cook while he and his sons would watch football on TV.
I took my stuff and LEFT.
thank good i didn't marry the person i was with the time. he turned out to be as toxic as his father.
Who makes their guest cook for them, what the heck??
w h a t
I can't imagine how rude it would be to invite someone to have dinner at your house and then expect them to cook it for you...
@@Midoriel RIGHT? he really thought i would cook for SIX PEOPLE.
i really was expecting us to do it all together while talking and laughing, you know? i would have loved that. but NO, the guy and his sons had to be idiots.
Wow that is so many layers of rude. Good you didn't take any of that bul***it
That's a whole bucket of yikes. The only time a guest cooks is when that's part of the agreement before they visit, or they've basically moved in. I used to host parties with upwards of thirty people visiting for a weekend, and my vegetarian lactose-intolerant friend always cooked bulk meals for everyone because I don't know how to make food tasty without involving meat or dairy products, and she's an expert at cooking for a tribe and making it good. And there was no shortage of volunteers to chop up veges and whatever, she wasn't cooking alone.
Otherwise, a guest can help out, but they don't cook dinner.
one time my grandma got mad at my grandfather because he got their dog a pink doggie pool.. i then explained to her that dogs can see red much better than blue so pink was a better option no matter the gender of their dog. she was speechless-
The birth month=masculinity one also made me laugh because it said oct-dec but they make exceptions for sep and I’m like, “sooo sep-dec“ LOL
Guys, we are taking your eyelashes. And dye yourself blue as well
no no nO MY EYELASHES
And we're taking women's eyebrows
Time to dye the men and women blue and pink respectively. What do us non binarys get? Purple, yellow, green, red, orange, etc?
@@Ash.47 enby people get every possible color including the colors that aren't visible to the human eye
Your eyelashes.
hand em over.
Christians: God loves you always
Also Christians: Wheels or heels
@Rylee Snyder I’m Christian and LGBTQ too (Trigender and Pansexual). Also I love the amazing Grace Baldridge who travels the US investigating the tension Christianity stirs up from an inside view point.
“And on the seventh day, He rested. Relatable.”
Sorry I just like rambling.
What about heels with wheels?
@@johannageisel5390 *Wheels with heels*
bth at once;heelies.
@@real3576 what gave you the idea that O doesnt matter
""is it manly to moustrize tho"" i laughed so hard jfghbk
I remember getting a blue bunny as a present and I gave him a male name but everyone were like "it's obvious a girl since it has eyelashes so why don't you think of a girly name" like why? Tweety had eyelashes, I didn't see anyone arguing about his gender 😂😂😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jammi's T-shirt: ö
Okay underrated comment lmaoo
*Ö*
:þ is better than :p
"ö" is a Swedish word for "island".
"öde ö" = "deserted island".
@@Liggliluff hejhej
The men's bedsheets is on a double bed...I'll leave you to figure out the implication
oop- 😳
POG
I don't understand.
@@concept5631 gay
@@dragu_la Ah alright.
The """girly""" screwdrivers are described like the people designing the packaging weren't sure if they were writing copy for screwdrivers or sex toys.
If girls can't have sandpaper, then how are we supposed to file our nails?
I unironically like the "boo-y or ghoul" cake.
Sammeeee i love the cake lol I love the pun
Idk why the stereotypes is that women have longer eyelashes, because even my eyedoctor said that guys had more issues with the picture machine because of eyelash length.
Ok, I am admittedly * a straight * but I would use the heck out of that double tub. My partner and I like to hang out, but we like different temperatures and different soaps. And I bet the lights can go a bunch of different colors.
I boil everyone ... I can understand! I don’t really need lights though
Am gay as fuck and would love that. Well, as a concept
@@LadyNightshade hear me out.... what if the lights can cycle through colors???? Bath Time Party Mode would be awesome
@@blep301 very true but I am thinking about different cost levels as well but give me jets over pretty lights if I’m paying a lot of money. Then again I am strange in the fact I prefer to be mostly clean before getting into a tub.
@@LadyNightshade Probably because you're going to be sitting in a soup of your own filth otherwise; I feel the same way
“It is masculine to be born in December”
Me a girl who was born in December: 👁👄👁
That's my mood tho. Why is birth month gendered now? Foot size is too apparently.
@@moxiemouse24 yea, it does kinda suck
Being born male, i love the fact that i was born during February
Makes me feel pretty... not sure how to explain
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 WELL YOU GO BEING PRETTY
My brother was wearing pink nailpolish because he wanted to (this was 5 years ago) and some random 20-30 year olds told him he shouldn't wear it because he was a boy. Me being a trans person I fumed and let my mom handle it as my brother cried. He was 5
Jamie: *Shows shirt design*
Me: :O
Ö
@@salem1353 O:
Jamie: Dogs don't grow mustaches!
My Aunt's Schnauzer: ...bark?!
As a German speaker: That's amazing. :D
@@johannageisel5390 für ne Sekunde hat mich das übelst verwirrt 😂
Imagine somenody walking up to you and saying
"Hi, my gender is o n l i n e"
And then walking away
Greatings, gender online. Please state your pronoun preferances.
Sounds like something I would do to be honest...
When you loose Wi-Fi signal you loose access to your gender
Bro my gender's internet got disconnected
@@thomasw4422 Last time I lost my gender I somehow found it in the couch alongside a candy wrapper, a quarter and a toenail from 1970
I just remembered this one man in store I used to work in. He was looking for a toy for his son and he really liked this one pink thing (sadly I can't remember what it was). He asked me if it was okay for him to buy something that is pink, because it was meant for his son. I told him it's fine and that boys can enjoy pink toys too. He was so relieved and bought it in the end.
My gender is definitely "online"
"The disease"
I died at this.😂😂 I mean he's not wrong though.
A transwoman: *exists* + gets hormones and surgery to further confirm her gender
The CishetsTM: "Nah, you're still a man!"
*Man is born in July*
The CishetsTM: "Huh, must be a woman then."
On the bright side, imagine if the transwoman was born in July, or a trans man in December.
I find this extra amusing because I am a post op trans woman who was born in December. 3 years ago I had SRS the day before my birthday. LOL
Their logic is flawed
@@samhainlegge9563
I'm a trans man who was born in December lmao
@@samhainlegge9563 im a trans man and i was born in December (today is my birthday lol)
I’m so sorry, when you said “the four skin types” I heard “the foreskin types”
r/cursedcomments
Ah, yes, the foreskin types. Mhmmm.
"Notably peeking, slightly peeking, fully covered, excess."
Lmao
My ace ass did the same😅
6:40 i love this kid, when i was little i was obsessed with dinosaurs and this is definitely something i would’ve done, i even stole my guy friends’ dinosaur pajamas when i was 3 on multiple occasions before my parents got me my own (and on a completely related note on my 4th birthday i got a lot of dinosaur stuff), and i was convinced that i was a t-rex until i was 5, all in all i was a pretty cool kid
there’s a restaurant in Virginia where the “steak fries” are “farm boy fries” and the “skinny/regular fries” are “southern girl fries”
Why though?
Yeah, why tho?
Okay, but why tho?
Bruh wtf--
They already have names, why the hell did they
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 There super insecure about their gender(s) and are projecting.
Ok, I'm pretty sure now that my gender identity is "online".
That kid that roared at the chick in response to being told that dinosaurs are for boys is my new religion
“Him” “Her” “Baby” “Online
Whole new meaning to “I’m baby”
'What can you do with one potato?'
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew
This needs more likes
Does anyone else think Jamie should just show us the cool thing on his shirt before the video actually starts?
Actually I think he should do a video showing us his favourite t-shirts and jumpers, they are always so cool!
I petition to have him start doing this!
Aaaah, yiss! :D
"How dare a stranger tell your child what toys to have?"
When my son was about 2, we bought him a ball. We let him choose between several balls. He chose a pink one. When we checked out, the lady turned to my two year old son, who was happily showing her his new ball, and said "oh, you don't want that one. Why doesn't mummy pick out a nice blue ball for you?"
I was SPEECHLESS. I gave her the filthiest look I could muster, and happily handed my thrilled son his new pink ball. He's nearly 4 now and still loves it. He also loves his baby dolls. F*CK gender roles.
People are strange. My mum had someone say something similar to her about a dog toy... He's a dog - he doesn't even know what gender is!
She must attract these people though, because she had someone else pipe up when my female cousin wanted car slippers.
Pink also used to be considered a boys' colour, so it's all just nonsense anyway. Just let kids decide what they like.
You sound like a wonderful mom, I’m glad you put that lady in her place!
"Who doesn't want a bit of fluff on their screwdriver?" Okay, that's a euphemism in the making that I will NEVER un-hear!
lol :D
Omg, I didn't give it a second thought until you pointed it out :o
Yeah, I'm stuck with that mental image to the day I die.
Jamie's shirt basically just says "Ö" which is "an island" in Swedish 😄
Cause when we’re shocked at the straits we want to send them all to an island
@@ciaran6876 yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Isn’t “an island” “en ö” in Swedish and “ö” just “island”? Just asking, because I’m learning Swedish.
@@Sophie-cm2un Yeah. En ö, ön, öar, öarna.
HEY GUYS ITS ROOMIE OFFICIAL AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER DAILY VIDEO...
I love the description "Duck Egg". Perfection! Having raised many ducks, this is the exact color, once you get through the poop...
Story time:
Today I learned the only person in my friend group I came out to told EVERYONE ELSE and they just played dumb until I was ready. Happy they were accepting and waited for me to tell them myself, kinda mad at the friend who secretly outed me tho.
“nO not flavours, DONT eat it”
Idk why I wheezed
I used to have a no boys allowed on my door for people that are pretty much my brother's
Now is says "do not disturb, gamer at play, enter at own risk, leave food and drinks at door"
Pretty much don't come in my freaking room to everyone XD
I know what teakwood smells like, but what does "pink bombshell " smell like?
My gender is definitely “online” 😂 I laughed lots watching this vid, thanks Jamie! Love your content 👍🏻💜😊
My gender is baby ❤
"Who doesnt want a bit of fluff on their screwdriver"
I wont say it...i wont...I-
I'll leave it there.
@Miss Cute Good 😂
i just came out to my mom as pan and oh my heck y’all it was so nerve wracking, but she accepted!!!
Good to hear!
Can I just get Jamie's entire wardrobe?
I mean seriously, these shirts are amazing
"Today's one has a little shocked face on it, something that I think is gonna be very relevant"
Update: as it turns out it was, indeed, relevant
ö
ö
i feel the need to point out that at 10:25 the "girl" straws are almost the lesbian flag
"I don't understand people" is such a mood. Me neither buddy.. me neither.
Jamie seems like just a smart and kind dude. More people should be like that
“Dude Wipe” is a whole brand, they were on Shark Tank and had a deal with Mark Cuban.
i really hope the "dude" is a shortcut for "douche" or smthing like that
better douche than 💪🧔dude👨💪🧔
@@Whatareevenbirds they’re larger, unscented toilet wipes.
They good wipes tho