Kanatan says the magic words

This is a cry for help. Save me from horse breeding kamige and ACR+. I cannot find a way out, but I can hear the angel calling out from up above.
Amane Kanata:
Source • 【マリオカート8DX】最下位候補？？ほざけ！...
Channel / @amanekanata
This video has been properly and fully reviewed and approved by not The Council or any member of the ginger team, but by some Japanese instrument. Assume everything here is probably incorrect, poorly translated, and highly out of context. Feel free to use this clip however you want, probably. Thumbnail was inspired by McQueen's Stud, ‪@IAmVisco‬. Originally aired on January 8 2021.

[@santip1227]

1. Remembers the password of the channel
2. Uploads a 2 seconds clip
3. Asks for help
4. We just like the video
5. ???
6. ???
7. More uploads coming?

[@ivanbluecool]

Coco: my wife everyone.

[@IAmVisco]

I am not sure how am I involved but thanks for translation!

[@rokudodamaza]

What a cursed blessing

[@Yx_Shorty_xY]

Me after watching the most recent episode of Reddit Shitpost Review and hopping onto anything immediately after.

[@noremacnahte2267]

Lyrics: yamete kudasubs