15:17 "I was wearing black boots, black pants, and a black cape. I was walking outside the Invictus. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of footsoldiers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."
This needs the inappropriate jokes about Adam Driver segment from Last Week Tonight. "Serve my Construct, you raven haired monolith. Read my mind, you beautiful murderer."
in the OT and the sequels one always knew exactly how big each of the death stars were relative to us and to each other, and we could get a good sense of the bigness of the empire and the dark side from it. Star wars is a big property with a lot of big lore and this tiny person should honour it.
@@fukyomammason Obviously, the planet is spinning so fast that the centrifugal force counteracts the force of gravity and the net result at the surface is 0 g's. How anything would stay on the surface in that scenario is beyond me.
It is a gravitation lense. A force field. Bundeling ... force. Bending it, sucking it in. Into a singularity. A dark hole.a black hole. Who is also a moon. A black hole sun. Moon. That is also rising. And bending, swallowing light while blocking it completely.
Given that pants in the UK means what you call underpants, to me it sounded like he was literally just in his boxers, with a pair of boots and a cape to match.
Imagine the author wrote the story a long time ago and then was watching the Force Awakens tearfully saying “Now no one will believe my story is original”
Those kind of things sound unrealistic but they actually happen. I once had an idea I deemed pretty original for a book, wrote down the outline, and after deciding on the title googled it to see if it was taken. *Not only the title was taken, the entire main twist/theme of the book was* . It was a bestseller I had never heard about. That was... A both encouraging and sad moment.
@@infjelphabasupporter8416 Something similar happened to me. I've always been a HUGE fan of horror, and it doesn't take long to notice that different cultures each have their own "standard" horror tropes. The hot teens getting hacked up in the US, the violent-death-spirit seeking revenge in Japan, the battle against nature representing inner human struggles in the UK, etc. I ended up writing a story outline based on this idea, with each trope being orchestrated by government groups pushing cultural morality lessons. I planned to expand it into a full novel. A couple years later... Cabin in the Woods came out. :(
"She knew she was going to die in six days and she hasn't already written her letters?" Look man, sometimes you just procrastinate until suddenly the deadline is staring you in the face.
No, the real Reylo was inside our seer-proof minds all along, we just forgot about it every time we woke up, but then remembered it and the fact that we forget it when we wake up whenever we went to sleep again
You are like a lens that a 16-year-old, zit-faced, teenage boy who just learned to drive three months ago would deliver to your house in thirty minutes or less. A Domino's lens, if you will... or perhaps a Little Ceaser's lens
"Dear diary, today Hux was mean to me and I Force choked him ... maybe I should try that with Rey the next time we meet" "Dear diary, a sad update, I tried to Force choke Rey and she beat the crap out of me with her lightsaber and now she won't talk to me"
"jass is a very pretty boy and reyza thinks about his every individual feature's attractiveness repeatedly, because he is just so beautiful" "everyone is very mean to jass and it's very unfair but he's so cool and macho about it and nothing is his fault and it's all very sexy of him" yeah I can see it
I would KILL to see the Star Wars sequels, but a middle aged Persian man replaces Daisy Ridley as Rey halfway through the trilogy. They don't acknowledge it. They keep the script entirely the same. There's still this weird sexual tension forced between the two of them. Disney just Aunt Vivs the character of Rey with your uncle.
Tbh Jenny has done more for my fanfic writing than anyone else has. I read my writing back in her confused and slightly mocking tone and if I die of embarrassment, I change it. Also make sure never to end a sentence with comma though. It helps
This book is like a black lens that cannot be seen through. It is like a moon shadow that falls on the ocean, but is hidden from view when there is a whirlpool of power that explodes out from the galaxy to eclipse my Light.
Okay this book deserves to be made fun of but the author imagining an emotional, detailed climactic scene and then patching together a story to drop it into is Absolutely Valid
I edit self published romance and feel like a lot of the people commenting don't know the real dark underbelly of the names-changed totally *not* fanfiction genre. It gets so, so much worse.
Omg yes, I was like… 50% into this other book when I realized that I was reading an Inuyasha fanfic and the first letter of every name of the main set of characters were the same. The main character’s name was K-something, male lead was I-something, she meets M, S, and S’s cat like friend named K-something. Her brother is S-something going to school where he meets K-something. My mind was blown and I felt so duped!
"A buddy of mine saw Jas Baylar take his shirt of in the shower and he said Jas Baylar had an eight pack, that Jas Baylar is shredded" - Mark, the radar engineer
Regis: I need answers! Why are we losing all these soldiers! Soldier: Ummm, puberty sir. Reyza got her period and started to notice the cracks in our totalitarian regime.
At this point in time, Disney has taken over most of North America. She speaks from the capitol of Disneyland, which spans over what was once the western part of the United States and Canada. Jenny warned them.
“Quoth the Raven, nevermore.” -The Raven “It was a dark and stormy night.” -Everything “Lolita, light of my fire, fire of my loins.” -Lolita “I loved big brother.” - 1984 “Not all that glitters is gold, and not all who wander are lost” -Lord of the Rings “Now what the hell ya suppose is eating those guys?” - Of Mice and Men “That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all.” - Catcher in the Rye “It was like any other day, until it wasn’t.” - A Reylo fanfic
How can I truly enjoy this novel if I don't get constant detailed descriptions of what the characters have eaten and what kingdom hearts song they are listening to?
Wait, so Raza escaped the construct when she was 18 and lived on Pirius for 7 years which makes her 25 as of the events of the book. Jaz is four years older than her which would make him… 29. I guess he suffers from major baby face syndrome considering how often he’s called ‘boy’ and ‘teenager’. Also I love how often his hair is described as “flowing all over the place”, makes me picture him as like a black haired Rapunzel
the thing about Reysa having to seduce the bad guy reminds me of that bit in My Immortal where Ebony had to go back in time and seduce young Voldemort to prevent him from turning evil
@@larkito3279 There are a few sentences in it that land me in the "elaborate prank" camp of author conspiracy theories. No one as purportedly feebleminded as the author appears to be could have the literary chops for some of the exquisitely obscure references in there.
"Other people aren't special simply because they aren't special - you're special simply because you are" I'm surprised Brad Bird couldn't think of a better pen name than "Frankie Rose"
"I'm bad. I'm a bad guy. I don't 'do good things' and I don't want to 'do good things'. Have you ever seen me without this thick, dark, wavy hair? That's bad."
I hope in episode IX Poe Dameron comes on screen announcing Leia's off-screen death by ceremonial blade. 'she died earlier than expected but she left us two strongly worded CliffNotes'
There are a few worrying parallels in how the relationship is handled. They're slight, but they're there. Also Leia seemingly knowing she's going to die and doing... marginally more to prepare one person for it.
my favorite part of this is that even though reza and jass are obviously just rey and kylo, they're also simultaneously both finn because the author didn't want to put a finn character into her story
@@janjanbinks1710 And a healthier love interest for Poe/Cole Pakka. And Kylo Ren/Jass Beylar. And.. pretty much any other character in the stories. Finn was a solid dude.
Ok, she talks about Cliff Notes, but early in the book it mentions Molotov cocktails, which are also named after a person. Russian foreign minister Molotov.
Very true, though fun little fact I wanted to add for no reason at all: Molotov cocktails weren't actually invented by him. He invented cluster bombs called Molotov bread-baskets, and then when the Finnish(?) retaliated by creating petrol bombs to destroy the Russian tanks, they called them Molotov cocktails as a sort of "fuck you" to Molotov.
I feel like Jenny had already made a Kylo supercut, intense zoom-ins and dutch tilts and all, and the rest of the video is just 1 hour and 30 mins of excuses to show us.
“Corruption poisons even the calmest waters” - calmness is generally not a way for water to avoid being poisoned. One must really think hard about using metaphors in writing. Metaphors are like precious diamonds except they’re pretty common, liquid and not very precious at all.
You could say metaphors are like dirt, they're common and usually worthless, but dig deep enough amd you might find a diamond in the rough. How'd i do?
God, now I want to have a kid just so I can raise them going “yes, I used to be able to use telekinesis, but sadly you nullify my powers so here we are.”
Yeah right. Two orphans with special gifts who meeting randomly in the middle of a galactic war, and it turns out they're siblings? No one would use a plot twist that dumb.
The fact that they call years "cycles" keeps making me think of America's Next Top Model. Like I imagine this takes place in a sci-fi universe ruled by Tyra Banks.
To be fair, that's a very common term for years in science fiction. It's short for "stellar cycle", which refers to the time it takes for the local star system to complete an orbit. Considering that most spacefaring sci-fi doesn't settle for interplanetary and usually goes interstellar, the usage still doesn't make sense, but I assume it's leftover from the early days of sci-fi. Y'know, back when visiting Mars or Jupiter was considered far enough, before we got bored with those stories and wanted to visit the star system down the street. But yeah, "cycle" is common in sci-fi. It ain't just this shitty story that does it. Most authors don't waste time trying to come up with something unique for it, 'cause they choose to focus on the story and characters.
I will never forget the experience of seeing "The Last Jedi" in the theater and hearing a middle aged woman scream, "GodDAMN, young man!" at the shirtless Kylo Renn scene.
the goodreads reviews are really funny because they're all either "i'm not really into sci-fi but i like the author so it read this and it's great!! the world is so creative!" or "this is just star wars but bad"
It does very much feel like someone wanted to put a romance novel in a Star Wars skin. The absence of action is kinda funny because it would be helpful to getting the hero and heroine to bond, but also because the one setpiece was the bit where Jenny seemed to perk up quite a lot.
Wildly disappointed that when she said he was “packed with muscle” she didn’t show that picture of Kylo Ren shirtless with the really weird proportions
The vague descriptions of the sex scenes are the best part of this video... "I know I shouldn't want him, but every cell in my body screams otherwise, it... oh, maybe not" "This is NOT what the force is for you guys"
I would absolutely listen to an audiobook narrated by Jenny where she stops at places that are poorly written or confusing and she just laughs and goes "Wat"
jenny theres this Very Serious YA book called 'Wings' about a girl who finds out shes biologically a plant. She canonically photosynthesises and almost died one time when she went swimming in the ocean. She also has a human love interest which is wild. Its probably not crazy enough for a video but you might get a kick out of it.
I read this book and every time I think about it, several years apart each time mind you, I feel a little dead inside for a while before promptly forgetting about it again. (I think trolls were also after her btw)
@@aarishowton8037 me too! I read this so many times as a kid and unironically loved it. She was a fairy and had a cute science nerd boyfriend. Urban fantasy for middle schoolers
when she said “I wish someone called Kylo Ren a teenager like just one time” I immediately thought of that SNL skit where a Stormtrooper straight up says “Kylo Ren is a punk bitch!”
Dude, Jass straight-up *SUCKS!* Amusingly, that very dude has been in multiple Star Wars projects since leaving SNL, most notably the VR game Tales from the Galaxy’s Edge.
4:56 _"He really is beautiful... Murderer. Assassin. Puppet. He is all of these things, but he is so much more..."_ Thanks to that one line, I wasn't imagining the guy on the cover - for the rest of the book, I'm going to be thinking of a curly-haired Muppet in a Kylo Ren costume...
This book is 10% confusing political plot, 20% descriptions of the two main characters and their physical beauty, and 70% purple prose monologues about sweeping emotions and cosmic destiny.
6:20 I love the idea that Vyacheslav Molotov somehow exists in this universe, and has been given the unfortunate nickname after the incendiary cluster bombing of space-finland
I always love the set design on Jenny Nicholson productions. It's always just, "what plushes do I have in my closet that mirror the video topic today?"
8:16 "It was like any other day... Until it wasn't." I just... I can't. This line broke me. I have no idea how Jenny managed to read that with a straight face. Holy crap.
"You are like a lense, the kind if lense the optometrists uses when testing only one eye. The kind that blocks our visions so we can only see the big E with our non dominate eye"
Also, the only way a planet would have two suns is if it was a binary star system, in which the suns orbit each other. So, from the perspective of the planet, it’s possible for one sun to eclipse the other, when the planet and suns align in a straight line.
I see a black moon risin' I see trouble on the way I hear hurricanes and lightning I see bad turns of phrase Don't go round tonight A black lens obscures the light There's a fan fic on the rise
me: yknow it may actually be a clever move to say that Earth is unrecognizable at this point because of how much time has passed, what with the "blood sun" thing-which could be in reference to the way the sun may appear in an altered atmosphere further down the line-and humans having perhaps evolved somehow- this book: this planet where they're landing doesn't have gravity me: maybe i shouldn't waste my critical thinking on this.
@@eadlynjune So that's why the Jedi have such strict rules about forming attachments to people. There must have been so many killed in freak force sex accidents...
@@tuuudes3449 So THAT'S why Anakin looked to be in so much anguish and discomfort the whole time Padme was denying him. I can only imagine the force shenanigans HE had in mind.
She lives behind one of the ice cream stands near space mountain, saw her hunched over eating a discarded bag of Froot Loops last time I went. I asked for an autograph but two feral cats jumped out and attacked me. I don't know her relations to the cats but I'm certain about her relations to the raccoons.
I think what's so funny is that one of the best selling romance novels of 2021 was The Love Hypothesis, which is Reylo fanfic. Like not even hiding it. To be fair it is an AU so all she lifted was the likeness of the actors and some vague characteristics of the characters, but you look at the cover and you're like yup that is indeed an illustrated version of Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley.
@@polak97because it's a good story! Reylo writers are very talented, hard working, devoted members of their craft. The fact you couldn't tell in an AU rewrite doesn't surprise me (it IS an AU), and the art on the cover (also done by an artist who draws Reylo) isn't more on sight than two dark haired people. Honestly I think the sooner fandom-aware people accept that there are some truly talented and creative people who liked Reylo, the better off they'd be.
That’s no Black Moon. It’s a fan fiction.
Hey this is how 50 shades started. Just sayin.
Tho that's more a criticism of 50 shades than a justification of this fanfic
It's to small for a (black) moon...
I believe you mean, African-American moon. Please, be politically correct.
Pretty sure Black Moons only rise on Dark (K)nights
It’s too bad to be a fanfic...
15:17
"I was wearing black boots, black pants, and a black cape. I was walking outside the Invictus. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of footsoldiers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."
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This was a reference I didn’t need made!!! 😂😂😂
But where is his MCR tshirt ;D
this is amazing
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
It was... Obi Wan!
the Kylo Ren on her shirt has to read along with every page, and looks appropriately unhappy given the content of the story
Great ... now I can't unsee that ...
He looks like hes seen some shit 🤣
CAGEtheETERNAL he’s chilling there on her shirt like 😳
@@ThePhluff I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to mock the rcdart kylo
This needs the inappropriate jokes about Adam Driver segment from Last Week Tonight.
"Serve my Construct, you raven haired monolith. Read my mind, you beautiful murderer."
I felt it lacked sufficient references to the physical size of the characters. How is one to know the relative hugeness of the participants?
One can assume that the main characters are big
Jass was disappointingly not big in my vision
in the OT and the sequels one always knew exactly how big each of the death stars were relative to us and to each other, and we could get a good sense of the bigness of the empire and the dark side from it. Star wars is a big property with a lot of big lore and this tiny person should honour it.
Firstname Lastname but they are certainly *dark*
I think it's fair to assume that Jass is a bear of a man
"I have no words to describe him" is the best way to kick off an entire paragraph describing him
I feel as though the intention was meant to be like "no description can do him justice", but that sure isn't what was written!
HP Lovecraft lives and is writing Reylo slashfic.
“Jass Baylar” sounds like something my sim would say to another sim during a fight
I’m
Lmfaoo
This is so oddly specific and yet so accurate
This comment had me rolling lmfaaaooo
I imagined a small pixelated human screaming "JASS BAYLAR" as a warcry and laughed so hard I cried.
Surprised his name wasn’t Kyle Loren.
I have a book to write
Son of Ralph Loren.
Kyle Loren Ipsum
Kyle Ron
lostintechnicolor Kyle Katarn wants to know your location
There's a lot of competition but "the planet has no gravity whatsoever" has to be the wildest line from this incredibly wild book
I actually yelled "wat." That's the least believable part.
I think he misspelled book as planet.
Even if it was physically possible, just trying to imagine how that would work hurts me.
@@fukyomammason Obviously, the planet is spinning so fast that the centrifugal force counteracts the force of gravity and the net result at the surface is 0 g's.
How anything would stay on the surface in that scenario is beyond me.
You know, I didn't think it sounded THAT bad... but then I thought about it... how tf is it even a planet if it doesn't have gravity????
"He was a darker scarier moon, and she was a good moon."
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Hero rock, villain rock.
(Gets rid of any moon symbolism and simplifies the dark/light concept.)
He was evil, she was hero
She was an ocean clouded with clay
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she was from Earth as well
All the Pirians stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his Construct robes
I hate sand metaphors. They're coarse and rough and irritating... and they get everywhere.
dammit why is this gag never not funny?
It's still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the lens metaphor.
Sand metaphors rarely make sense, at first. But then, like a bolt of lightning, suddenly, you can see it clearly.
I love your androidify avatar though😂
Life's a beach.
"A black polished lens we can neither see through nor around''.
Well, there's your problem. You left the lens cap on.
Amelia Murray Ehehehehe!
If no light, nor any other electromagnetism passes though it, how exactly is it a lens?
It is a gravitation lense. A force field. Bundeling ... force. Bending it, sucking it in. Into a singularity. A dark hole.a black hole. Who is also a moon. A black hole sun. Moon. That is also rising. And bending, swallowing light while blocking it completely.
I just choked. 🤣🤣🤣
@@morganrobinson8042 How do you know? Maybe it's a lens in far infrared)
“He was wearing black boots, black pants, and a black cape.” Are... are you implying that he *wasn’t wearing a shirt?*
Samson Capes > shirts
Who needs shirts?
Dante agrees. Who needs a shirt when you can just wear a cape?
Given that pants in the UK means what you call underpants, to me it sounded like he was literally just in his boxers, with a pair of boots and a cape to match.
"And the preps started at him."
Imagine the author wrote the story a long time ago and then was watching the Force Awakens tearfully saying “Now no one will believe my story is original”
Those kind of things sound unrealistic but they actually happen. I once had an idea I deemed pretty original for a book, wrote down the outline, and after deciding on the title googled it to see if it was taken. *Not only the title was taken, the entire main twist/theme of the book was* . It was a bestseller I had never heard about. That was... A both encouraging and sad moment.
@Ethan Clark
The Force Awakens is Black Moon Rising fanfic…?
Now I’m curious- what was the book called?
@@infjelphabasupporter8416 Something similar happened to me. I've always been a HUGE fan of horror, and it doesn't take long to notice that different cultures each have their own "standard" horror tropes. The hot teens getting hacked up in the US, the violent-death-spirit seeking revenge in Japan, the battle against nature representing inner human struggles in the UK, etc. I ended up writing a story outline based on this idea, with each trope being orchestrated by government groups pushing cultural morality lessons. I planned to expand it into a full novel. A couple years later... Cabin in the Woods came out. :(
@@amityislandchum that had to hurt
The name's Jass.
Hugh Jass.
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AMAZING
Hate that I’m mentally six years old and laughed out-loud at this.
Ahahahahaha
WINNER
"She knew she was going to die in six days and she hasn't already written her letters?" Look man, sometimes you just procrastinate until suddenly the deadline is staring you in the face.
Did that cut to close to home? It did for me! I feel called out!
*ba dum tsh*
Deadline
Relateable
I mean, canon Leia basically did the same.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the wise?
This comment deserves way more attention
*unseemly cackling*
It's not a story Disney would tell you...
He was so gifted he could plagiarise the midichlorians to create... fanfiction.
@Dimetime35c Not from a Jenny...
... uh, Nicholson.
It's positively thrilling to know that Nebraska is cannon in the Black Moon Rising universe
Truly the representation we needed
I like how the author just added -za to Rey and called it a day.
Called it a dayza
And went on their wayza.
They thought no one would notice and that they were okayza
And to that we saidza, "No wayza, Joseza."
She’s also been reduced to a playza
Maybe the real Reylo was the quasi-illegal quasi-fanfiction we made along the way
Yeah the Twitter ordered something what we may don't need it...
It's Sarah Z! The cross over breaks new barriers.
No, the real Reylo was inside our seer-proof minds all along, we just forgot about it every time we woke up, but then remembered it and the fact that we forget it when we wake up whenever we went to sleep again
Sarah Z! I was just thinking about how you and Jenny are my favorites when I saw the notification she uploaded so it’s nice to see you here 😍
Believe in the power of shipship.
This can't _possibly_ be a Star Wars fanfic what with all the sand. Anakin simply wouldn't allow it
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AHAHAHAHAHAH
@Dojo Daniel🎑 And in a book that starts with a gratuitous sex scene as its establishing shot...that's got to be a *very* bad thing!
That's why his force ghost never shows up
It's GOTTA be
You are like a lens, a lens made of dough and mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce that has been baked in the oven and can’t be seen through.
A translucid Pizza, if you will
@@Misora7303 Translucent
THAT'S AMOREEEEEEEEE
You are like a lens that a 16-year-old, zit-faced, teenage boy who just learned to drive three months ago would deliver to your house in thirty minutes or less. A Domino's lens, if you will... or perhaps a Little Ceaser's lens
@@noalowenstein6741oh my god is the lyric? how did i never put that together. I thought it was “that’s a moray” as in the eel. i’m such a dumbass
I love how the Kylo on her shirt has to stare right into the book and he looks so confused about it.
Morgan B. I love how he looks so dead-eyed like “pls stop”, like even he can’t stand what she’s reading.
he looks a bit like kim jong-un.
Shirt Kylo’s chin didn’t want to watch so it just left.
HAHAHA!
Now I can't pay attention to the video!
We are edging closer to Jenny being an audiobook reader with the specific clause that it must be horrible.
And whenever she gets to particularly horrible parts, she gets to go, "WhAt????" in a shocked and confused tone.
"We've found someone to voice your audio book!"
"Oh, awesome, who is it?"
"Jenny Nicholsen!"
"........oh............"
This is what I want from audible, jenny mst3k-ing badly written books.
In a perfect world, maybe
Please, yes.
“You owe me Kylo. Only you can make this world right. Only you can make the darkness bright.” - Rey at some point probably
Kylo Adkins
Cami Crimin this sent me into a coughing fit thank you
I’m pretty sure Rey isn’t invited to the first order bbq anymore
@@JennyNicholson yeah, but is rey an attractive, unattractive woman who has never been complimented before?
"Kylo... won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
“Ok, this is NOT what the force is for you guys” is such a funny line omg
I scream-laughed when that line dropped
yeah, that was gold. Also, why not tho
My buddy saw Jass in the shower once. He said Jass had a six pack, that Jass was shredded.
Was his first name Hugh?
@@YTRingoster The names Hubert Jass, but my friends call me Hugh.
Nahh, Jass totally has an eight pack.
That Matt guy SUCKS.
i was looking for this comment 😂
Actually the actual original author of this fic is Kylo Ren
Omg I DIED laughing, just imagining him writing in his journal about his crush, priceless
"Dear diary, today Hux was mean to me and I Force choked him ... maybe I should try that with Rey the next time we meet"
"Dear diary, a sad update, I tried to Force choke Rey and she beat the crap out of me with her lightsaber and now she won't talk to me"
what like, the real kyle ren?
I can picture the first draft:
-Rey is renamed Bae
-Poe is renamed Hoe
-Kylo Ren becomes Coolguy Rad
"jass is a very pretty boy and reyza thinks about his every individual feature's attractiveness repeatedly, because he is just so beautiful" "everyone is very mean to jass and it's very unfair but he's so cool and macho about it and nothing is his fault and it's all very sexy of him" yeah I can see it
Reza is a common Persian boy's name. So as you read the story, I just imagine my uncle doing all this shit.
Must feel strange picturing your uncle like this
you have no idea how much joy this has given me in such a trying time hnjgj
Ahahah. I'm picturing some plain looking man hanging off of Kylo Ren. Sksksnsdhe.
Frankie Rose says gay rights
I would KILL to see the Star Wars sequels, but a middle aged Persian man replaces Daisy Ridley as Rey halfway through the trilogy. They don't acknowledge it. They keep the script entirely the same. There's still this weird sexual tension forced between the two of them. Disney just Aunt Vivs the character of Rey with your uncle.
Tbh Jenny has done more for my fanfic writing than anyone else has. I read my writing back in her confused and slightly mocking tone and if I die of embarrassment, I change it. Also make sure never to end a sentence with comma though. It helps
how does one end a sentence with a comma???
@@neveerland it takes dedication
@@ZMacGregor BAHAHHAHA
@@neveerland meant like blah blah blah", though"
You can end a sentence with a comma, though. Just don't have all the characters do it all the time, though.
Plot twist: This book is just one of those journals that Jenny mentioned, and everything she read is her own fanfic.
Headcanon
Facts
Wake up sheeple
Love this.
There would be more Porgs ,Navi, and my little ponies if this were true
Addicted to the Light is gonna be the name of my Christian rock album
Didn't Beyonce sing that in 'Halo'?
'I'm addicted to your liiiiiighhht'
or Death Note fanfiction
omg 😂
@@СтепанХудяков-у1д I'm DEAD
Pft. I love this.
This book is like a black lens that cannot be seen through. It is like a moon shadow that falls on the ocean, but is hidden from view when there is a whirlpool of power that explodes out from the galaxy to eclipse my Light.
I wish I could like this more than once
@@rekindle7602 Wow, I haven't gotten so many likes in at least seven cycles. It makes me want to take my own life in pride.
Okay this book deserves to be made fun of but the author imagining an emotional, detailed climactic scene and then patching together a story to drop it into is Absolutely Valid
It’s definitely more valid than the real Star Wars movies we got
I edit self published romance and feel like a lot of the people commenting don't know the real dark underbelly of the names-changed totally *not* fanfiction genre. It gets so, so much worse.
@@appalachiabrauchfrau do tell =D
Hey can’t say I haven’t done the same ;)
(Though never published it)
Omg yes, I was like… 50% into this other book when I realized that I was reading an Inuyasha fanfic and the first letter of every name of the main set of characters were the same. The main character’s name was K-something, male lead was I-something, she meets M, S, and S’s cat like friend named K-something. Her brother is S-something going to school where he meets K-something.
My mind was blown and I felt so duped!
"A buddy of mine saw Jas Baylar take his shirt of in the shower and he said Jas Baylar had an eight pack, that Jas Baylar is shredded" - Mark, the radar engineer
I haven’t had my MUFFIN YET MARK
"Your friend's a liar man, Jas Baylar is a punk b****. I'll bet he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet!"
@@martiqueheisler5959 LOL thank you from saving me the time looking it up
@@drankydrank1 lol no problem
It was written by Jar-Jar.
Regis: I need answers! Why are we losing all these soldiers!
Soldier: Ummm, puberty sir. Reyza got her period and started to notice the cracks in our totalitarian regime.
I think it is known as getting on her bloodhorse in this universe.
I too begin to indulge in thoughts of anarchy when the cramps hit
So it must be the mirrorverse, since in ours puberty sends people towards totalitarianism.
Wouldn't it be interesting if women could force choke when on their period?
@@MsCassidy23 So many dead boyfriends... As far as the eye can see...
“They didn’t just bring the big guns...they brought out the biggest.”
I’m glad Jake got a much deserved cameo in this masterpiece.
And I'm glad that you thought of that
He was a big man
I don’t think we talk enough about “4 cycles older than me in his body, but light cycles older than me in his mind” there’s so much going on here
“Light cycles” instantly makes me think TRON
if cycles = years, then light cycles = light years, but isn't that a distance measurement??
@@aud7593 hes just very far away mentally
@@iwakeupandboomimarat a distant personality
@@iwakeupandboomimarat she really said, "no thoughts, head empty"
The year is 2051. An elderly Jenny rants for 54 hours straight in a video about the Earl of Sandwich in downtown Disney. All is right in the world
At this point in time, Disney has taken over most of North America. She speaks from the capitol of Disneyland, which spans over what was once the western part of the United States and Canada.
Jenny warned them.
Bold of you to assume Jenny can age.
Hey...
I like that place.
What a comforting comment. Thank you.
ahh the disney classic No Such thing as a free lunch
"It was like any other day until it wasn't", one of fiction's most iconic and thought provoking lines
“Quoth the Raven, nevermore.” -The Raven
“It was a dark and stormy night.” -Everything
“Lolita, light of my fire, fire of my loins.” -Lolita
“I loved big brother.” - 1984
“Not all that glitters is gold, and not all who wander are lost” -Lord of the Rings
“Now what the hell ya suppose is eating those guys?” - Of Mice and Men
“That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all.” - Catcher in the Rye
“It was like any other day, until it wasn’t.” - A Reylo fanfic
Get Edward Bulwer-Lytton on the line.
If a John Dies in the End book started like that it would work
It’s embarrassing, but honestly, I kind of like it.
@@Yoyoitsyoji "so what are we, some kind of Dance to the Music of Time?"
21:07 "Jas is a fish, and Reza is a lens"
and together, they're a fisheye lens 😯
The distorted face of Kylo Ren on your t shirt is an apt reaction to that book.
Forcing him to watch
I thought the same thing
I am crying
How can I truly enjoy this novel if I don't get constant detailed descriptions of what the characters have eaten and what kingdom hearts song they are listening to?
True that.
😂
I'm really confused because I don't know how BIG anyone is
I also need about 3 pages of explanation of each ship and each home, and dune field.
Good callback! 📞
Damn idk how I feel about episode 9 :/
Disnay is so lazy they can't even pull of a full 2 hour runtime smh...
Wait, so Raza escaped the construct when she was 18 and lived on Pirius for 7 years which makes her 25 as of the events of the book. Jaz is four years older than her which would make him… 29. I guess he suffers from major baby face syndrome considering how often he’s called ‘boy’ and ‘teenager’.
Also I love how often his hair is described as “flowing all over the place”, makes me picture him as like a black haired Rapunzel
The porn definition of “teen”
It does say that Raza escaped the brainwashing because she went through puberty, so if Jas never did, it implies he didn't go through puberty.
it made me think of sam bankman fried
Tbf Kylo Ren is supposed to be that same age in the sequel trilogy and he’s still called boy.
Yeah my husband is 28 and is regularly mistaken for a young high schooler
I'm fairly disappointed that we were not informed of Jass and Rei-za's bigness relative to the other characters.
ClassicPlastic my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
the thing about Reysa having to seduce the bad guy reminds me of that bit in My Immortal where Ebony had to go back in time and seduce young Voldemort to prevent him from turning evil
Hannah Avila Oh yes. That happened in the fanfic
young voldemort, also known as satan
I've been planning on reading that, just because it's so infamous
My Immortal is a literature masterpiece
@@larkito3279 There are a few sentences in it that land me in the "elaborate prank" camp of author conspiracy theories. No one as purportedly feebleminded as the author appears to be could have the literary chops for some of the exquisitely obscure references in there.
"Other people aren't special simply because they aren't special - you're special simply because you are"
I'm surprised Brad Bird couldn't think of a better pen name than "Frankie Rose"
You are like a lense cap, one that is often stuck but sometimes falls off completely by itself, a mystery to us all.
😭😭😭
“I’m a bad guy, Reyza, I do bad things”
The most beautiful dialogue ever written
That sounds like something jughead or edward cullen would say 😂
Molly Simpson That IS something Jughead and Edward have said bahaha
"I'm bad. I'm a bad guy. I don't 'do good things' and I don't want to 'do good things'. Have you ever seen me without this thick, dark, wavy hair? That's bad."
I perfer "It was a day like any other , until it wasnt."
Getting some 50 Shades vibes from that line. "I'm 50 shades of fucked up, Reyza. Er, Anastasia."
"don't leave a bad review for a book you haven't even read" - jenny's spitting facts at the end there.
I hope in episode IX Poe Dameron comes on screen announcing Leia's off-screen death by ceremonial blade. 'she died earlier than expected but she left us two strongly worded CliffNotes'
I can't stop laughing. Why can't I thumbs up a comment more than once?
@@elizabethashley42 I'm going to edit the comment to reflect my further understanding of the video, just so you know
@@elizabethashley42 please do give feedback if I should either use this or the earlier postits
I don’t know why but I feel like this is exactly what Carrie Fisher would have wanted
@@99lodewijk What was the earlier post?
Seers on a desert planet? That's a cool idea. Bet you could make a whole book series with something like that. Someone should do that.
Desert planets need department stores too
@@lxjoe96 dammit
A cool thing you could add to spice up your story is some kind of badass dangerous local animal. like a giant worm or something...
@@kajamiletic3223 lol "spice up"
*PLOT TWIST:*
the book is just another blank journal,
and she's making this up on the spot...
Sam T Nice copied comment, man
How the hell is she making up the typos then? XD
A really thick journal then
@@darth_dan8886 She's just that good.
It’s a journal and she’s sharing her own Reylo fic ;)
"I have no words to describe him."
proceeds to use words to describe him
Poison Damage I mean, the implication that they were just not going to describe something they’re talking about in prose is pretty bad too
This was a warning not a fanfic
and we were fools for taking it as a joke! fools!
There are a few worrying parallels in how the relationship is handled. They're slight, but they're there. Also Leia seemingly knowing she's going to die and doing... marginally more to prepare one person for it.
Both Jas and Reyza being from Earth has the exact same energy as Rey Palpatine.
my favorite part of this is that even though reza and jass are obviously just rey and kylo, they're also simultaneously both finn because the author didn't want to put a finn character into her story
I wonder what makes Finn different as a character so they wouldn't wish to include him...
Hmmm
I can think of nothing.
@@henryapplebottom7231he was too interesting and thus didn't fit neatly into a reylo romance fic lol
@@jojbenedoot7459 He's a much healthier love interest for both Rey and Reza so they had to axe him lmao
@@janjanbinks1710 And a healthier love interest for Poe/Cole Pakka. And Kylo Ren/Jass Beylar.
And.. pretty much any other character in the stories. Finn was a solid dude.
@@Souzu21 He's just too good for any of these people. My boy deserves a break
Not enough descriptions of characters being BIG. 0/10.
abbie Jas Baylar is “good-sized”
It’s true, I have no idea of Jass’s relative bigness to the other characters...how am I supposed to find him attractive!?!
You two careful, he is a big
Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
it was tucked away in the parts jenny couldn't read ....
I would pay an absurd amount of money to see Adam driver read this.
Absolutely
this or fix your attitude
Mollie-wan Kenobi what??
@@zacharywood9416 look it up on AO3, it's by kassanovella
Adam and Daisy
Dang they were right about the Sears being wiped out long ago. The old abandoned one at the mall turned into a movie theater last year
The one in my mall was turned into a whole foods 😂
"Let the chain stores die. Kill them, if you have to." -- Jass Baylar (maybe)
We have a Sears at my mall
Ok, she talks about Cliff Notes, but early in the book it mentions Molotov cocktails, which are also named after a person. Russian foreign minister Molotov.
Very true, though fun little fact I wanted to add for no reason at all: Molotov cocktails weren't actually invented by him. He invented cluster bombs called Molotov bread-baskets, and then when the Finnish(?) retaliated by creating petrol bombs to destroy the Russian tanks, they called them Molotov cocktails as a sort of "fuck you" to Molotov.
@@carpengizmat5978 I Googled your info because I was curious if it was true. How fascinating. Thanks!
Finland also canon in Black Moon Rising universe?!?!?
@@mikaroni_and_cheez Well, we know Earth is canon, so it's safe to assume all nations are also canon, even if only in a historical sense.
Yeah cause the space people originally came from earth weren’t you paying attention
I'm planning to write a Padme/Jass AU. I'm going to call it JASS, QUEEN
Please, make it a reality.
Jes!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
*snaps*
Update??
I want a ten hour video of Jenny just talking about whatever she wants. I just wanna see where it goes.
Just 10 hours?
I’m ok with this idea.
That would be a wonderful adventure
She basically provides that on her patreon. Would recommend.
Hour 5: Thematic deconstruction & ascertainment of potential of a theme park ride attraction based on this Rainbow Dash / Boba Fett erotic fanfiction
I feel like Jenny had already made a Kylo supercut, intense zoom-ins and dutch tilts and all, and the rest of the video is just 1 hour and 30 mins of excuses to show us.
Taylor Goodman the entire book was written by her as an excuse to show us
I agree with all of this.
As if Jenny needs excuses to do whatever she wants.
I mean I'm glad she did, I don't mind looking at nice shots of Kylo Ren :')
“Corruption poisons even the calmest waters” - calmness is generally not a way for water to avoid being poisoned. One must really think hard about using metaphors in writing. Metaphors are like precious diamonds except they’re pretty common, liquid and not very precious at all.
You could say metaphors are like dirt, they're common and usually worthless, but dig deep enough amd you might find a diamond in the rough.
How'd i do?
it should've been "corruption poisons even the purest waters"
"Corruption poisons even the calmest waters" sound like one of the quotes at the beginning of a Clone Wars episode 😂
@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1 ha thank you
That would be a simile though.
We can all read minds and move things using telekinesis, Jenny. We just can’t do it while you’re around
Gaslighting on a societal scale :P
Because she is a lense, a dark one
@@brendareyes6914 no she's the storm, and the sea, and the sand...
@@brendareyes6914 not through a lens, darkly
God, now I want to have a kid just so I can raise them going “yes, I used to be able to use telekinesis, but sadly you nullify my powers so here we are.”
Dude right around that "we're from the same planet" part, I got reallllll worried they were going to be siblings
Yeah right. Two orphans with special gifts who meeting randomly in the middle of a galactic war, and it turns out they're siblings? No one would use a plot twist that dumb.
@@juggalo184 >>> *_"NEVER GO FULL GEORGE LUCAS"_*
😊😊😊😊
It was going there 😹😹
Same I was reaallllyyyy terrified...
That would have been unfortunate
The fact that they call years "cycles" keeps making me think of America's Next Top Model. Like I imagine this takes place in a sci-fi universe ruled by Tyra Banks.
Honestly, I think a sci-fi universe ruled by Tyra Banks is the best concept I've heard for a novel in a long time.
Write a book
To be fair, that's a very common term for years in science fiction. It's short for "stellar cycle", which refers to the time it takes for the local star system to complete an orbit. Considering that most spacefaring sci-fi doesn't settle for interplanetary and usually goes interstellar, the usage still doesn't make sense, but I assume it's leftover from the early days of sci-fi. Y'know, back when visiting Mars or Jupiter was considered far enough, before we got bored with those stories and wanted to visit the star system down the street. But yeah, "cycle" is common in sci-fi. It ain't just this shitty story that does it. Most authors don't waste time trying to come up with something unique for it, 'cause they choose to focus on the story and characters.
I'd read that, it's be better than this lmao 😂
The true twist in episode 9 is going to be that the Emperor is a puppet being controlled by Tyra
I will never forget the experience of seeing "The Last Jedi" in the theater and hearing a middle aged woman scream, "GodDAMN, young man!" at the shirtless Kylo Renn scene.
😂😂😂
That's amazing! I'm glad for her 😂
i will never forget the awkwardness between my family and me
wait okay. they have the term puberty, but not the term years??
Knit picker.
And as someone above mentioned, Molotov Cocktails.
Wait, only the 2 main characters are human right? So doesn't that mean everyone else has different puberty?
They have the term MONTH but not year, I’m-
the goodreads reviews are really funny because they're all either "i'm not really into sci-fi but i like the author so it read this and it's great!! the world is so creative!" or "this is just star wars but bad"
“This is just Star Wars but bad” implies that Star Wars was good in the first place
@@ambiguoussarcasm Especially the movie this book was based on.
It does very much feel like someone wanted to put a romance novel in a Star Wars skin. The absence of action is kinda funny because it would be helpful to getting the hero and heroine to bond, but also because the one setpiece was the bit where Jenny seemed to perk up quite a lot.
trequor I’d love to disagree, but I can’t. I feel like Star Wars peaked with the masterpiece that is the Star Wars Christmas Special.
@@swimmyswim417 only the first two movies are canon to me, A New Hope and the Holiday Special.
Wildly disappointed that when she said he was “packed with muscle” she didn’t show that picture of Kylo Ren shirtless with the really weird proportions
BEN SWOLE-O
Because it was saved for an even more appropriate line in the book... 1:02:16
the pure instant joy of “SNAKES!!!!” made me so happy, I love snakes
Snakes > things that are not snakes
The vague descriptions of the sex scenes are the best part of this video...
"I know I shouldn't want him, but every cell in my body screams otherwise, it... oh, maybe not"
"This is NOT what the force is for you guys"
That's so true.
There's literally an AO3 tag for fanfic: "Inappropriate Use of the Force"
I think my fave was the 'My.... Nooo' and the obvious eye-flicker of 'Oh god I nearly read porn'
@@mariesabine2385 why does that not surprise me?
I would absolutely listen to an audiobook narrated by Jenny where she stops at places that are poorly written or confusing and she just laughs and goes "Wat"
Can we crowdsource this?
Isn't that exactly what this is? Maybe just find the worst books ever penned and send them to her.
jenny theres this Very Serious YA book called 'Wings' about a girl who finds out shes biologically a plant. She canonically photosynthesises and almost died one time when she went swimming in the ocean. She also has a human love interest which is wild. Its probably not crazy enough for a video but you might get a kick out of it.
I read this book and every time I think about it, several years apart each time mind you, I feel a little dead inside for a while before promptly forgetting about it again. (I think trolls were also after her btw)
I absolutely, unironically love this book, as well as the sequels, idk what’s wrong with it lol
@@aarishowton8037 me too! I read this so many times as a kid and unironically loved it. She was a fairy and had a cute science nerd boyfriend. Urban fantasy for middle schoolers
Excuse me what
At least its not hot pterodactyl boyfriend...
My brain is autocorrecting "Jass Beylar" to "Jeff Bezos" and it's making this even more of a wild experience
Thanks for the inspiration for my new wattpad fanfiction
Good to know I'm not the only one.
CEO, mind barrier remover, Jaaaass, Jaaaas Baelar
CEO, mind barrier remover, Jaaaass, Jaaaas Baelar
I literally can’t hear or read that name without laughing, it’s an experience lmao
"Reysa" sounds like Jar Jar Binks trying to pronounce Rey's name
Audiobook version read by Jar Jar Binks, please.
I would guess it's just a combination of "Rey" and "Elsa".
beat me to it by about three months
Jar Jar is awesome, He brought down the republic and got away with it.
So what you're saying is that Jar-Jar wrote this fanfic?
Yea! Another "Jenny reads a novel: the movie".
Trapped upon a fanfic with Jenny Nicholson.
@@userfriendly2737 watch out, there make be porgs.
@userfriendly2737 *in a fanfic
when she said “I wish someone called Kylo Ren a teenager like just one time” I immediately thought of that SNL skit where a Stormtrooper straight up says “Kylo Ren is a punk bitch!”
On my god matt the radar technician
"That guy looks like he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress"
@@viceroymarx406 really? I hear he has an 8-pack. I hear he’s *shredded*
Dude, Jass straight-up *SUCKS!*
Amusingly, that very dude has been in multiple Star Wars projects since leaving SNL, most notably the VR game Tales from the Galaxy’s Edge.
I thought of "you're just a kid" "well, you're just a teenager" from ATLA
4:56 _"He really is beautiful... Murderer. Assassin. Puppet. He is all of these things, but he is so much more..."_ Thanks to that one line, I wasn't imagining the guy on the cover - for the rest of the book, I'm going to be thinking of a curly-haired Muppet in a Kylo Ren costume...
Puppet star wars protagonist when?!
My immediate image was of Billy the Puppet from the Saw franchise. It fits all of those things, and much of the description of Jass!
This book is 10% confusing political plot, 20% descriptions of the two main characters and their physical beauty, and 70% purple prose monologues about sweeping emotions and cosmic destiny.
and 100% garbage.
95%, the action scene at the end was good.
Just like Star Wars
3.5 percent talking about suicide in an awful way. It’s a power move. You been cornered by the tactic killing ones self. Your move
But how much of it is bad pr0n? I had assumed more than 5%.
Jenny I'm really loving the content but these videos are getting a little too short for my taste :/
Elino Villegas yea... “short”
@@kharnthecuddly3483 r/woosh
Sara Grace do you want a hug. My name includes the word cuddly
I know! Just one hour and 47 minutes? What was she thinking! I expected at least a 12 hours video.
Ikr like wtf ive never seen a UA-camr with such short content
'This Is DEFINITELY Not A Published Reylo Fanfic Novel'
*Almost two hours later*
I trusted you Jenny.
6:20 I love the idea that Vyacheslav Molotov somehow exists in this universe, and has been given the unfortunate nickname after the incendiary cluster bombing of space-finland
Publishing thinly veiled sexually gratuitous fanfiction is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Is it possible to learn these abilities?
@@YTRingoster Not from a bloke...
Mike Bliss this is my favorite comment
Have you heard the tragedy of Tara Gillespie?
@@feralchangeling97 No.
the author is me in the seventh grade learning how to use literary devices for the first time
That sounds like me now when I make posts on Facebook
Did someone say sImILe?
Yeah, but she did get the book published though....
I always love the set design on Jenny Nicholson productions.
It's always just, "what plushes do I have in my closet that mirror the video topic today?"
So many predators!
I'm 100% sure its just what she has on her bed
8:16 "It was like any other day... Until it wasn't."
I just... I can't. This line broke me. I have no idea how Jenny managed to read that with a straight face. Holy crap.
There are no more Sears, fool. They were wiped out cycles ago. The galaxy's free of such nonsense now. Now we shop at Macy's.
no more Macy’s all malls and retail shops are closed in the galaxy, but hey that’s intergalactic capitalism for you
But in the European cut, it is JC Penny’s.
As a Macy's employee, yay. We need customers.
From the lack of a shirt in that clothing description, my mental image of Jass is a shirtless Adam Driver with a black cape tied around his neck.
And now I can't unsee that. Thanks, man. 😒😂
"You are like a lense, the kind if lense the optometrists uses when testing only one eye. The kind that blocks our visions so we can only see the big E with our non dominate eye"
Speaking of eyes, how do I stop having seen this quote
Chainsawkoneko What does that MEAN?😂😂XD
“Except now, the words detailing your fate are just a tad too small and I can’t make out the letters.”
Lmao
I like how any attempt to make something derivative of Star Wars goes full circle and just feels like a Dune rip-off.
Well, considering Star Wars is a Dune fanfiction mixed with a plot stolen from Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress, isn't that inevitable?
@@geoffreysorkin5774 that's what I meant by full circle, yes
Everything goes back to Dune in the end
It was dune all along 😱
The dune will bury us all with it's coarse sand
We gonna mention that the people from a desert planet with multiple suns use both an eclipse and an ocean metaphor?
Also, the only way a planet would have two suns is if it was a binary star system, in which the suns orbit each other. So, from the perspective of the planet, it’s possible for one sun to eclipse the other, when the planet and suns align in a straight line.
They've probably seen, like, a picture of an ocean. Maybe
This is the best comment
Deserts can be by oceans.
I see a black moon risin'
I see trouble on the way
I hear hurricanes and lightning
I see bad turns of phrase
Don't go round tonight
A black lens obscures the light
There's a fan fic on the rise
I sang this and I don't regret it.
This was clever and it made me laugh. Thank you.
🌚
You, my friend, have created comedy gold. 👍🏻
I sung this to the tune of "Run through the Jungle" by CCR
Jenny's latest video : Longer than "A Christmas Prince", shorter than "Tomorrowland".
me: yknow it may actually be a clever move to say that Earth is unrecognizable at this point because of how much time has passed, what with the "blood sun" thing-which could be in reference to the way the sun may appear in an altered atmosphere further down the line-and humans having perhaps evolved somehow-
this book: this planet where they're landing doesn't have gravity
me: maybe i shouldn't waste my critical thinking on this.
I appreciate how you left the naughty bits simply as "This is not what The Force is for, you guys." Just the possibilities...
Nines The best part is you know in Star Wars cannon people have done freaky shit with the Force. Like there’s almost no doubt.
@@eadlynjune So that's why the Jedi have such strict rules about forming attachments to people. There must have been so many killed in freak force sex accidents...
@@tuuudes3449 So THAT'S why Anakin looked to be in so much anguish and discomfort the whole time Padme was denying him. I can only imagine the force shenanigans HE had in mind.
@@thelexicon7294 "You haven't changed a bit. You're exactly the way I remember you in my dreams."
That's not how the Force works!
"I feel like snakes are the only constant in my life and you have to celebrate the little things."
So deep, thank you Jenny
I’m at Disney world rn and I keep looking out for you, since I assume you live here
She lives behind one of the ice cream stands near space mountain,
saw her hunched over eating a discarded bag of Froot Loops last time I went.
I asked for an autograph but two feral cats jumped out and attacked me.
I don't know her relations to the cats but I'm certain about her relations to the raccoons.
Jack Daniel's in the lion's den that mental image is hilarious, thank you
@@jackdanielsinthelionsden1887 I hope you didn't get the cat flu
It's going around I heard
She's standing behind you.
*Always behind*
I think what's so funny is that one of the best selling romance novels of 2021 was The Love Hypothesis, which is Reylo fanfic. Like not even hiding it. To be fair it is an AU so all she lifted was the likeness of the actors and some vague characteristics of the characters, but you look at the cover and you're like yup that is indeed an illustrated version of Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley.
Omg how did I not realise when I read it 😭
@@polak97because it's a good story! Reylo writers are very talented, hard working, devoted members of their craft. The fact you couldn't tell in an AU rewrite doesn't surprise me (it IS an AU), and the art on the cover (also done by an artist who draws Reylo) isn't more on sight than two dark haired people.
Honestly I think the sooner fandom-aware people accept that there are some truly talented and creative people who liked Reylo, the better off they'd be.