This Is DEFINITELY Not A Published Reylo Fanfic Novel
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- Опубліковано 12 бер 2019
- An original tale of sci-fi adventure in our very own galaxy.
Darius, the Seer, might liken you to:
A lens, which can’t be seen through or around - / jennynicholson
Two moons of different colors, one of which might rise and eclipse the other’s light, or shadow - / jennyenicholson
A blade which is identified as “ceremonial,” with no other descriptors or explanation - / spider_jewel
His uncanny talent for keeping Chancellor Farren in line - / spiderjewel
A blood horse - / jennynicholsonvids
The books are all gone folks! But it was chill doing a giveaway, I might do it for other reading videos in the future. - Фільми й анімація
That’s no Black Moon. It’s a fan fiction.
Hey this is how 50 shades started. Just sayin.
Tho that's more a criticism of 50 shades than a justification of this fanfic
It's to small for a (black) moon...
I believe you mean, African-American moon. Please, be politically correct.
Pretty sure Black Moons only rise on Dark (K)nights
It’s too bad to be a fanfic...
The year is 2051. An elderly Jenny rants for 54 hours straight in a video about the Earl of Sandwich in downtown Disney. All is right in the world
At this point in time, Disney has taken over most of North America. She speaks from the capitol of Disneyland, which spans over what was once the western part of the United States and Canada.
Jenny warned them.
Bold of you to assume Jenny can age.
Hey...
I like that place.
What a comforting comment. Thank you.
ahh the disney classic No Such thing as a free lunch
15:17
"I was wearing black boots, black pants, and a black cape. I was walking outside the Invictus. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of footsoldiers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."
The most important comment
This was a reference I didn’t need made!!! 😂😂😂
But where is his MCR tshirt ;D
this is amazing
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
It was... Obi Wan!
Imagine the author wrote the story a long time ago and then was watching the Force Awakens tearfully saying “Now no one will believe my story is original”
Those kind of things sound unrealistic but they actually happen. I once had an idea I deemed pretty original for a book, wrote down the outline, and after deciding on the title googled it to see if it was taken. *Not only the title was taken, the entire main twist/theme of the book was* . It was a bestseller I had never heard about. That was... A both encouraging and sad moment.
@Ethan Clark
The Force Awakens is Black Moon Rising fanfic…?
Now I’m curious- what was the book called?
@@infjelphabasupporter8416 Something similar happened to me. I've always been a HUGE fan of horror, and it doesn't take long to notice that different cultures each have their own "standard" horror tropes. The hot teens getting hacked up in the US, the violent-death-spirit seeking revenge in Japan, the battle against nature representing inner human struggles in the UK, etc. I ended up writing a story outline based on this idea, with each trope being orchestrated by government groups pushing cultural morality lessons. I planned to expand it into a full novel. A couple years later... Cabin in the Woods came out. :(
@@amityislandchum that had to hurt
"He was a darker scarier moon, and she was a good moon."
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Hero rock, villain rock.
(Gets rid of any moon symbolism and simplifies the dark/light concept.)
He was evil, she was hero
She was an ocean clouded with clay
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she was from Earth as well
All the Pirians stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his Construct robes
My buddy saw Jass in the shower once. He said Jass had a six pack, that Jass was shredded.
Was his first name Hugh?
@@YTRingoster The names Hubert Jass, but my friends call me Hugh.
Nahh, Jass totally has an eight pack.
That Matt guy SUCKS.
i was looking for this comment 😂
the Kylo Ren on her shirt has to read along with every page, and looks appropriately unhappy given the content of the story
Great ... now I can't unsee that ...
He looks like hes seen some shit 🤣
CAGEtheETERNAL he’s chilling there on her shirt like 😳
@@ThePhluff I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to mock the rcdart kylo
This needs the inappropriate jokes about Adam Driver segment from Last Week Tonight.
"Serve my Construct, you raven haired monolith. Read my mind, you beautiful murderer."
You are like a lens, a lens made of dough and mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce that has been baked in the oven and can’t be seen through.
A translucid Pizza, if you will
@@Misora7303 Translucent
THAT'S AMOREEEEEEEEE
You are like a lens that a 16-year-old, zit-faced, teenage boy who just learned to drive three months ago would deliver to your house in thirty minutes or less. A Domino's lens, if you will... or perhaps a Little Ceaser's lens
@@noalowenstein6741oh my god is the lyric? how did i never put that together. I thought it was “that’s a moray” as in the eel. i’m such a dumbass
I'm planning to write a Padme/Jass AU. I'm going to call it JASS, QUEEN
Please, make it a reality.
Jes!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
*snaps*
Update??
I hate sand metaphors. They're coarse and rough and irritating... and they get everywhere.
dammit why is this gag never not funny?
It's still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the lens metaphor.
Sand metaphors rarely make sense, at first. But then, like a bolt of lightning, suddenly, you can see it clearly.
I love your androidify avatar though😂
Life's a beach.
“Jass Baylar” sounds like something my sim would say to another sim during a fight
I’m
Lmfaoo
This is so oddly specific and yet so accurate
This comment had me rolling lmfaaaooo
I imagined a small pixelated human screaming "JASS BAYLAR" as a warcry and laughed so hard I cried.
"I have no words to describe him" is the best way to kick off an entire paragraph describing him
I feel as though the intention was meant to be like "no description can do him justice", but that sure isn't what was written!
HP Lovecraft lives and is writing Reylo slashfic.
My brain is autocorrecting "Jass Beylar" to "Jeff Bezos" and it's making this even more of a wild experience
Thanks for the inspiration for my new wattpad fanfiction
Good to know I'm not the only one.
CEO, mind barrier remover, Jaaaass, Jaaaas Baelar
CEO, mind barrier remover, Jaaaass, Jaaaas Baelar
I literally can’t hear or read that name without laughing, it’s an experience lmao
Surprised his name wasn’t Kyle Loren.
I have a book to write
Son of Ralph Loren.
Kyle Loren Ipsum
Kyle Ron
lostintechnicolor Kyle Katarn wants to know your location
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the wise?
This comment deserves way more attention
*unseemly cackling*
It's not a story Disney would tell you...
He was so gifted he could plagiarise the midichlorians to create... fanfiction.
@Dimetime35c Not from a Jenny...
... uh, Nicholson.
when she said “I wish someone called Kylo Ren a teenager like just one time” I immediately thought of that SNL skit where a Stormtrooper straight up says “Kylo Ren is a punk bitch!”
On my god matt the radar technician
"That guy looks like he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress"
@@viceroymarx406 really? I hear he has an 8-pack. I hear he’s *shredded*
Dude, Jass straight-up *SUCKS!*
Amusingly, that very dude has been in multiple Star Wars projects since leaving SNL, most notably the VR game Tales from the Galaxy’s Edge.
I thought of "you're just a kid" "well, you're just a teenager" from ATLA
Okay this book deserves to be made fun of but the author imagining an emotional, detailed climactic scene and then patching together a story to drop it into is Absolutely Valid
It’s definitely more valid than the real Star Wars movies we got
I edit self published romance and feel like a lot of the people commenting don't know the real dark underbelly of the names-changed totally *not* fanfiction genre. It gets so, so much worse.
@@appalachiabrauchfrau do tell =D
Hey can’t say I haven’t done the same ;)
(Though never published it)
Omg yes, I was like… 50% into this other book when I realized that I was reading an Inuyasha fanfic and the first letter of every name of the main set of characters were the same. The main character’s name was K-something, male lead was I-something, she meets M, S, and S’s cat like friend named K-something. Her brother is S-something going to school where he meets K-something.
My mind was blown and I felt so duped!
*PLOT TWIST:*
the book is just another blank journal,
and she's making this up on the spot...
Sam T Nice copied comment, man
How the hell is she making up the typos then? XD
A really thick journal then
@@darth_dan8886 She's just that good.
It’s a journal and she’s sharing her own Reylo fic ;)
"A buddy of mine saw Jas Baylar take his shirt of in the shower and he said Jas Baylar had an eight pack, that Jas Baylar is shredded" - Mark, the radar engineer
I haven’t had my MUFFIN YET MARK
"Your friend's a liar man, Jas Baylar is a punk b****. I'll bet he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet!"
@@martiqueheisler5959 LOL thank you from saving me the time looking it up
@@drankydrank1 lol no problem
It was written by Jar-Jar.
I will never forget the experience of seeing "The Last Jedi" in the theater and hearing a middle aged woman scream, "GodDAMN, young man!" at the shirtless Kylo Renn scene.
😂😂😂
That's amazing! I'm glad for her 😂
i will never forget the awkwardness between my family and me
“Ok, this is NOT what the force is for you guys” is such a funny line omg
I scream-laughed when that line dropped
yeah, that was gold. Also, why not tho
Reza is a common Persian boy's name. So as you read the story, I just imagine my uncle doing all this shit.
Must feel strange picturing your uncle like this
you have no idea how much joy this has given me in such a trying time hnjgj
Ahahah. I'm picturing some plain looking man hanging off of Kylo Ren. Sksksnsdhe.
Frankie Rose says gay rights
I would KILL to see the Star Wars sequels, but a middle aged Persian man replaces Daisy Ridley as Rey halfway through the trilogy. They don't acknowledge it. They keep the script entirely the same. There's still this weird sexual tension forced between the two of them. Disney just Aunt Vivs the character of Rey with your uncle.
"A black polished lens we can neither see through nor around''.
Well, there's your problem. You left the lens cap on.
Amelia Murray Ehehehehe!
If no light, nor any other electromagnetism passes though it, how exactly is it a lens?
It is a gravitation lense. A force field. Bundeling ... force. Bending it, sucking it in. Into a singularity. A dark hole.a black hole. Who is also a moon. A black hole sun. Moon. That is also rising. And bending, swallowing light while blocking it completely.
I just choked. 🤣🤣🤣
@@morganrobinson8042 How do you know? Maybe it's a lens in far infrared)
“Corruption poisons even the calmest waters” - calmness is generally not a way for water to avoid being poisoned. One must really think hard about using metaphors in writing. Metaphors are like precious diamonds except they’re pretty common, liquid and not very precious at all.
You could say metaphors are like dirt, they're common and usually worthless, but dig deep enough amd you might find a diamond in the rough.
How'd i do?
it should've been "corruption poisons even the purest waters"
"Corruption poisons even the calmest waters" sound like one of the quotes at the beginning of a Clone Wars episode 😂
@@francescapatti2934 ha thank you
That would be a simile though.
my favorite part of this is that even though reza and jass are obviously just rey and kylo, they're also simultaneously both finn because the author didn't want to put a finn character into her story
I wonder what makes Finn different as a character so they wouldn't wish to include him...
Hmmm
I can think of nothing.
@@henryapplebottom7231he was too interesting and thus didn't fit neatly into a reylo romance fic lol
@@jojbenedoot7459 He's a much healthier love interest for both Rey and Reza so they had to axe him lmao
@@janjanbinks1710 And a healthier love interest for Poe/Cole Pakka. And Kylo Ren/Jass Beylar.
And.. pretty much any other character in the stories. Finn was a solid dude.
@@Souzu21 He's just too good for any of these people. My boy deserves a break
"She knew she was going to die in six days and she hasn't already written her letters?" Look man, sometimes you just procrastinate until suddenly the deadline is staring you in the face.
Did that cut to close to home? It did for me! I feel called out!
*ba dum tsh*
Deadline
Relateable
I mean, canon Leia basically did the same.
"Reysa" sounds like Jar Jar Binks trying to pronounce Rey's name
Audiobook version read by Jar Jar Binks, please.
I would guess it's just a combination of "Rey" and "Elsa".
beat me to it by about three months
Jar Jar is awesome, He brought down the republic and got away with it.
So what you're saying is that Jar-Jar wrote this fanfic?
It's positively thrilling to know that Nebraska is cannon in the Black Moon Rising universe
Truly the representation we needed
Tbh Jenny has done more for my fanfic writing than anyone else has. I read my writing back in her confused and slightly mocking tone and if I die of embarrassment, I change it. Also make sure never to end a sentence with comma though. It helps
how does one end a sentence with a comma???
@@neveerland it takes dedication
@@ZMacGregor BAHAHHAHA
@@neveerland meant like blah blah blah", though"
You can end a sentence with a comma, though. Just don't have all the characters do it all the time, though.
The Kylo Ren on your shirt looks like he accidentally ate a bee.
he always does.
this visual is too funny
This is way to accurate.
Now I can’t unsee it
Now that's the comment I was looking for
This can't _possibly_ be a Star Wars fanfic what with all the sand. Anakin simply wouldn't allow it
Underrated comment
AHAHAHAHAHAH
@Dojo Daniel🎑 And in a book that starts with a gratuitous sex scene as its establishing shot...that's got to be a *very* bad thing!
That's why his force ghost never shows up
It's GOTTA be
Ok, she talks about Cliff Notes, but early in the book it mentions Molotov cocktails, which are also named after a person. Russian foreign minister Molotov.
Very true, though fun little fact I wanted to add for no reason at all: Molotov cocktails weren't actually invented by him. He invented cluster bombs called Molotov bread-baskets, and then when the Finnish(?) retaliated by creating petrol bombs to destroy the Russian tanks, they called them Molotov cocktails as a sort of "fuck you" to Molotov.
@@carpengizmat5978 I Googled your info because I was curious if it was true. How fascinating. Thanks!
Finland also canon in Black Moon Rising universe?!?!?
@@mikaroni_and_cheez Well, we know Earth is canon, so it's safe to assume all nations are also canon, even if only in a historical sense.
Yeah cause the space people originally came from earth weren’t you paying attention
"fire raging beneath a blanket" sounds like a weird metaphor for a fart tbh
very poetic, beutiful even !
“Fire blankets” are specially made to put fires out by smothering them, so idk if that makes the metaphor better (this fire is unquenchable!) or worse (not how fires work)
Or a raging boner
I like how the author just added -za to Rey and called it a day.
Called it a dayza
And went on their wayza.
They thought no one would notice and that they were okayza
And to that we saidza, "No wayza, Joseza."
She’s also been reduced to a playza
The name's Jass. Hugh Jass.
Lmao
I laughed way too hard at this
@sorenova: I'm sorry, this a prank call gone horribly wrong.
I nearly choked on my tea--
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think we talk enough about “4 cycles older than me in his body, but light cycles older than me in his mind” there’s so much going on here
“Light cycles” instantly makes me think TRON
if cycles = years, then light cycles = light years, but isn't that a distance measurement??
@@aud7593 hes just very far away mentally
@@iwakeupandboomimarat a distant personality
@@iwakeupandboomimarat she really said, "no thoughts, head empty"
I like how any attempt to make something derivative of Star Wars goes full circle and just feels like a Dune rip-off.
Well, considering Star Wars is a Dune fanfiction mixed with a plot stolen from Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress, isn't that inevitable?
@@geoffreysorkin5774 that's what I meant by full circle, yes
Everything goes back to Dune in the end
It was dune all along 😱
The dune will bury us all with it's coarse sand
Maybe the real Reylo was the quasi-illegal quasi-fanfiction we made along the way
Yeah the Twitter ordered something what we may don't need it...
It's Sarah Z! The cross over breaks new barriers.
No, the real Reylo was inside our seer-proof minds all along, we just forgot about it every time we woke up, but then remembered it and the fact that we forget it when we wake up whenever we went to sleep again
Sarah Z! I was just thinking about how you and Jenny are my favorites when I saw the notification she uploaded so it’s nice to see you here 😍
Believe in the power of shipship.
Wait, so Raza escaped the construct when she was 18 and lived on Pirius for 7 years which makes her 25 as of the events of the book. Jaz is four years older than her which would make him… 29. I guess he suffers from major baby face syndrome considering how often he’s called ‘boy’ and ‘teenager’.
Also I love how often his hair is described as “flowing all over the place”, makes me picture him as like a black haired Rapunzel
The porn definition of “teen”
It does say that Raza escaped the brainwashing because she went through puberty, so if Jas never did, it implies he didn't go through puberty.
it made me think of sam bankman fried
Tbf Kylo Ren is supposed to be that same age in the sequel trilogy and he’s still called boy.
You are like a lense cap, one that is often stuck but sometimes falls off completely by itself, a mystery to us all.
😭😭😭
“He was wearing black boots, black pants, and a black cape.” Are... are you implying that he *wasn’t wearing a shirt?*
Samson Capes > shirts
Who needs shirts?
Dante agrees. Who needs a shirt when you can just wear a cape?
Given that pants in the UK means what you call underpants, to me it sounded like he was literally just in his boxers, with a pair of boots and a cape to match.
"And the preps started at him."
Actually the actual original author of this fic is Kylo Ren
Omg I DIED laughing, just imagining him writing in his journal about his crush, priceless
"Dear diary, today Hux was mean to me and I Force choked him ... maybe I should try that with Rey the next time we meet"
"Dear diary, a sad update, I tried to Force choke Rey and she beat the crap out of me with her lightsaber and now she won't talk to me"
what like, the real kyle ren?
I can picture the first draft:
-Rey is renamed Bae
-Poe is renamed Hoe
-Kylo Ren becomes Coolguy Rad
"jass is a very pretty boy and reyza thinks about his every individual feature's attractiveness repeatedly, because he is just so beautiful" "everyone is very mean to jass and it's very unfair but he's so cool and macho about it and nothing is his fault and it's all very sexy of him" yeah I can see it
Literally wheezing over “oh, that IS like a blood horse”
For some reason her delivery of that combined with the fact that it's between two sentences from not-Poe, made me hear that as Reyza's response which made it 1000% funnier
BLOOD. HORSE.
21:07 "Jas is a fish, and Reza is a lens"
and together, they're a fisheye lens 😯
Plot twist: This book is just one of those journals that Jenny mentioned, and everything she read is her own fanfic.
Headcanon
Facts
Wake up sheeple
Love this.
There would be more Porgs ,Navi, and my little ponies if this were true
the thing about Reysa having to seduce the bad guy reminds me of that bit in My Immortal where Ebony had to go back in time and seduce young Voldemort to prevent him from turning evil
Hannah Avila Oh yes. That happened in the fanfic
young voldemort, also known as satan
I've been planning on reading that, just because it's so infamous
My Immortal is a literature masterpiece
@@larkito3279 There are a few sentences in it that land me in the "elaborate prank" camp of author conspiracy theories. No one as purportedly feebleminded as the author appears to be could have the literary chops for some of the exquisitely obscure references in there.
4:56 _"He really is beautiful... Murderer. Assassin. Puppet. He is all of these things, but he is so much more..."_ Thanks to that one line, I wasn't imagining the guy on the cover - for the rest of the book, I'm going to be thinking of a curly-haired Muppet in a Kylo Ren costume...
Puppet star wars protagonist when?!
My immediate image was of Billy the Puppet from the Saw franchise. It fits all of those things, and much of the description of Jass!
the pure instant joy of “SNAKES!!!!” made me so happy, I love snakes
Snakes > things that are not snakes
The Kylo Ren on your shirt:
._____.
HAHAHAHAHAH
End me
Please
I can't take anymore of this book
👁👄👁
Her love will save him! Haha
Is that his face or his chest
Addicted to the Light is gonna be the name of my Christian rock album
Didn't Beyonce sing that in 'Halo'?
'I'm addicted to your liiiiiighhht'
or Death Note fanfiction
omg 😂
@@user-wk7vs9kv2n I'm DEAD
Pft. I love this.
Seers on a desert planet? That's a cool idea. Bet you could make a whole book series with something like that. Someone should do that.
Desert planets need department stores too
@@lxjoe96 dammit
A cool thing you could add to spice up your story is some kind of badass dangerous local animal. like a giant worm or something...
@@kajamiletic3223 lol "spice up"
You gotta appreciate the balls on the author who decides that the first thing they want their reader to see is _graphic_ _sex_
talk about a hook, I guess, god damn.
start as you mean to go on.
It worked for berserk
I would like this but it has 69 likes
Honestly me if I ever vanity-publish my trashy writing lol
It's like starting with an action scene or graphic murder. But with sex.
Regis: I need answers! Why are we losing all these soldiers!
Soldier: Ummm, puberty sir. Reyza got her period and started to notice the cracks in our totalitarian regime.
I think it is known as getting on her bloodhorse in this universe.
I too begin to indulge in thoughts of anarchy when the cramps hit
So it must be the mirrorverse, since in ours puberty sends people towards totalitarianism.
Wouldn't it be interesting if women could force choke when on their period?
@@MsCassidy23 So many dead boyfriends... As far as the eye can see...
There are no more Sears, fool. They were wiped out cycles ago. The galaxy's free of such nonsense now. Now we shop at Macy's.
no more Macy’s all malls and retail shops are closed in the galaxy, but hey that’s intergalactic capitalism for you
But in the European cut, it is JC Penny’s.
As a Macy's employee, yay. We need customers.
"This Jas guy sounds tough, but I just don't think he's quite big enough" -- J.A. Johnstone.
He could probably be bigger, but he does seem to be good sized at least.
@@jsmith3798jenny nicholson cinematic universe
8:16 "It was like any other day... Until it wasn't."
I just... I can't. This line broke me. I have no idea how Jenny managed to read that with a straight face. Holy crap.
There's a lot of competition but "the planet has no gravity whatsoever" has to be the wildest line from this incredibly wild book
I actually yelled "wat." That's the least believable part.
I think he misspelled book as planet.
Even if it was physically possible, just trying to imagine how that would work hurts me.
@@fukyomammason Obviously, the planet is spinning so fast that the centrifugal force counteracts the force of gravity and the net result at the surface is 0 g's.
How anything would stay on the surface in that scenario is beyond me.
You know, I didn't think it sounded THAT bad... but then I thought about it... how tf is it even a planet if it doesn't have gravity????
“You owe me Kylo. Only you can make this world right. Only you can make the darkness bright.” - Rey at some point probably
Kylo Adkins
Cami Crimin this sent me into a coughing fit thank you
I’m pretty sure Rey isn’t invited to the first order bbq anymore
@@JennyNicholson yeah, but is rey an attractive, unattractive woman who has never been complimented before?
"Kylo... won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
That Erica character who tells Reyza what to do seems like an author self-insert. She's like "Now kiss you two! I didn't create this world to just have you two sit around and talk!"
6:20 I love the idea that Vyacheslav Molotov somehow exists in this universe, and has been given the unfortunate nickname after the incendiary cluster bombing of space-finland
We are edging closer to Jenny being an audiobook reader with the specific clause that it must be horrible.
And whenever she gets to particularly horrible parts, she gets to go, "WhAt????" in a shocked and confused tone.
"We've found someone to voice your audio book!"
"Oh, awesome, who is it?"
"Jenny Nicholsen!"
"........oh............"
This is what I want from audible, jenny mst3k-ing badly written books.
In a perfect world, maybe
Please, yes.
Yea! Another "Jenny reads a novel: the movie".
Trapped upon a fanfic with Jenny Nicholson.
@@userfriendly2737 watch out, there make be porgs.
@userfriendly2737 *in a fanfic
reza and jass both have more chemistry with the guy who definitely isn't poe than they do with each other. which isn't saying much because none of the characters are developed enough to be likeable but at least not-poe is friendly and moderately witty
Everyone ever has chemistry with Poe bc Oscar Isaac is a one-man chemistry factory idk I ship all his characters with everyone in like every movie he’s in
Yes that's what I'm SAYING! Col doesn't deserve to be here lol
Two years later, Callie Hart looks at the success of _The Love Hypothesis_ and wonders whether she should have tried to publish _Black Moon Rising_ traditionally.
Wait, what?
@@thewraithwriter22i think it’s a reference to the fact that The Love Hypothosis, a poplar “book tok” romance novel is basically a Reylo fanfic that was published. The characters on the cover look just like them lol. It’s like a grumpy x sunshine thing, I haven’t read it but it doesn’t seem very good.
I would pay an absurd amount of money to see Adam driver read this.
Absolutely
this or fix your attitude
Mollie-wan Kenobi what??
@@zacharywood9416 look it up on AO3, it's by kassanovella
Adam and Daisy
I love how the Kylo on her shirt has to stare right into the book and he looks so confused about it.
Morgan B. I love how he looks so dead-eyed like “pls stop”, like even he can’t stand what she’s reading.
he looks a bit like kim jong-un.
Shirt Kylo’s chin didn’t want to watch so it just left.
HAHAHA!
Now I can't pay attention to the video!
We need an establishing shot of them going to sleep, otherwise we’re like “by what means did they get to this dream?”
I think what's so funny is that one of the best selling romance novels of 2021 was The Love Hypothesis, which is Reylo fanfic. Like not even hiding it. To be fair it is an AU so all she lifted was the likeness of the actors and some vague characteristics of the characters, but you look at the cover and you're like yup that is indeed an illustrated version of Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley.
Omg how did I not realise when I read it 😭
@@polak97because it's a good story! Reylo writers are very talented, hard working, devoted members of their craft. The fact you couldn't tell in an AU rewrite doesn't surprise me (it IS an AU), and the art on the cover (also done by an artist who draws Reylo) isn't more on sight than two dark haired people.
Honestly I think the sooner fandom-aware people accept that there are some truly talented and creative people who liked Reylo, the better off they'd be.
“I’m a bad guy, Reyza, I do bad things”
The most beautiful dialogue ever written
That sounds like something jughead or edward cullen would say 😂
Molly Simpson That IS something Jughead and Edward have said bahaha
"I'm bad. I'm a bad guy. I don't 'do good things' and I don't want to 'do good things'. Have you ever seen me without this thick, dark, wavy hair? That's bad."
I perfer "It was a day like any other , until it wasnt."
Getting some 50 Shades vibes from that line. "I'm 50 shades of fucked up, Reyza. Er, Anastasia."
Conspiracy theory: this was written for the sole purpose of letting the author repeatedly write sexy descriptions of Adam Driver.
Abigail a noble cause
Abigail wait this is a theory??? i thought it was facts
as the author should
How dare you question the artistic integrity of the author?
This is actually the case for many reylo fics and the writers have absolutely no shame about it, it’s wonderful
"I'm not here to kill these books guys! I grab them, put a little tag on their ear, and send them back into the wild."
That's some of the most adorable mental imagery I've had in a long time; thanks.
Adam Driver staring at me from your shirt really created the off-putting atmosphere this video needed
are we not gonna talk about the fact that Molotov cocktails are canon in this space universe, meaning that Vyacheslav Molotov existed in this universe, meaning that Stalinist Russia is canon in this universe all for the sake of a puberty metaphor, but we can’t just say the word “minutes” we have to use the word “clicks”?? Minutes will take you out of the universe but Vyacheslav Molotov won’t!!
Edit: update: earth is canon in this universe, so Stalinist Russia IS canon...I’m...
i mean it DOES take place in the 24th century
@@404waffles They left Earth during the 24th century, and it's been 1000 years, so it's the 34th.
If Stalinist Russia exists, that means Adolph Hitler exists. _the Holocaust exists in this book_
There is actual need to use different measurements with interstellar travel since time becomes relative but that's the least I'll give to this author.
@@ChaosTherum But that measurement system is used with regards to planet's surfaces, so wouldn't that make it either
a.) Redundant as an interstellar replacement for meters/miles, as they would likely be similar if you zoom out to a (synonym for interstellar to avoid using the same word twice in the same sentence) level?
or b) Completely worthless for measuring on-planet, making meters/miles still valuable in the ways clicks are used in the novel?
This is like my favorite channel. Please read to me mom.
This is my bedtime story tonight.
I love when my faves love each other
I legit fell asleep to this video 2 days in a row. Great bedtime material.
blackanimecat2 I thought I was the only one! I keep falling asleep and forgetting where I left off! It’s so relaxing but I keep missing good content here
You said it's like your favorite channel, but you didn't say what your favorite channel is. Inquiring minds need to know!
The writing style is still smoother than Trigger Warning
and 6 out of 9 star wars movies
@@iopohable let's be honest, 9 out of 9 star wars movies have pretty stilted writing lol
But it doesn’t tell you the relative bigness of each character to the leads, so does it even count as a novel?
me: yknow it may actually be a clever move to say that Earth is unrecognizable at this point because of how much time has passed, what with the "blood sun" thing-which could be in reference to the way the sun may appear in an altered atmosphere further down the line-and humans having perhaps evolved somehow-
this book: this planet where they're landing doesn't have gravity
me: maybe i shouldn't waste my critical thinking on this.
"It was like any other day until it wasn't", one of fiction's most iconic and thought provoking lines
“Quoth the Raven, nevermore.” -The Raven
“It was a dark and stormy night.” -Everything
“Lolita, light of my fire, fire of my loins.” -Lolita
“I loved big brother.” - 1984
“Not all that glitters is gold, and not all who wander are lost” -Lord of the Rings
“Now what the hell ya suppose is eating those guys?” - Of Mice and Men
“That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all.” - Catcher in the Rye
“It was like any other day, until it wasn’t.” - A Reylo fanfic
Get Edward Bulwer-Lytton on the line.
If a John Dies in the End book started like that it would work
It’s embarrassing, but honestly, I kind of like it.
@@Yoyoitsyoji "so what are we, some kind of Dance to the Music of Time?"
Not enough descriptions of characters being BIG. 0/10.
abbie Jas Baylar is “good-sized”
It’s true, I have no idea of Jass’s relative bigness to the other characters...how am I supposed to find him attractive!?!
You two careful, he is a big
Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
it was tucked away in the parts jenny couldn't read ....
I am very amused that the Reylo love story in this fanfiction is more compelling to me than J.J. Abrams’s Reylo fanfic.
But I really do have to agree with Jenny that “I love you so much that if I lost you I would destroy everyone” is NOT a great angle to take your redemption love story.
"I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself." 😂
Hold on JJ Abrams has a reylo fic?
@@ZMacGregor No, not actually. I was jokingly referring to The Rise of Skywalker as Reylo fan fiction.
it was either her own video, or on friendly space ninja's, but i remember The Vampire Diaries' Damon was remarked as, "even if his love interest is out of the picture, you can believe that he'll still be a good person" and i think that'd be an example of successful redemption through love. not death; not "good, but only to their LI/when their LI is around", but actual meaningful long-term change. _and then,_ if you're running a long story like a seasonal tv series or web-novels/fanfic and you want to turn them bad again, you can play around with far more angles and possibilities to approach the turn rather than just, "well the love interest is gone/hurt/MIA, so...."
(not saying we should rid of the redeemed by death or good boy to one person bad boy to the rest -- different strokes for different folks and all. but good lord have we got to have _more_ varieties than currently available.)
I’m glad they choose to keep the kids sequestered away until they’re at a “useful age” and that useful age happens to be *before puberty*, just in time for them to go through brainwashing and THEN go through puberty, which can snap them out of the brainwashing.
My headcanon is they had to chemically (or physically, who knows besides Reza) castrate Jass to stop him from rebelling and that's why he looks like a teenager at age 29.
“She gives me a knowing look that makes my teeth hurt.”
Excuse me?
This book makes my teeth hurt
if your romantic interest looking your way doesn't immediately give you a cavity is it even love ???
Oh please, I need the timestamp.
Autumn Orange 53:46 yep, still doesn’t make sense 😂
"Makes my teeth hurt" is actually a weirdly common epitaph in bad romance novels. There's a gay romance series that I particularly enjoy for how ridiculous it gets, and they use that phrase *constantly* in it.
Black moon rising walked so The rise of Skywalker could FLY
Viraj Desai no so the rise of skywalker could get shot down and die like all of the soldiers in that last part of the movie
don’t you ever compare that monstrosity to black moon rising
I'm fucking choking, you didn't have to come for jj abrams entire life like that- oh- no wait... I guess actually-
THEY FLY NOW
The Rise of Skywalker goes to fly and Rey accidentally blasts it out of the sky with force lightning
"not to sound evil but..." is a great way to start a sentence.
"I have many non-evil friends."
“Reysa has to redeem Jas… presumably by flirting.”
Tale as old as time.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a brooding male in a fanfic must be in want of a redemption arc.
This book is like a black lens that cannot be seen through. It is like a moon shadow that falls on the ocean, but is hidden from view when there is a whirlpool of power that explodes out from the galaxy to eclipse my Light.
I wish I could like this more than once
@@rekindle7602 Wow, I haven't gotten so many likes in at least seven cycles. It makes me want to take my own life in pride.
"I have no words to describe him."
proceeds to use words to describe him
Poison Damage I mean, the implication that they were just not going to describe something they’re talking about in prose is pretty bad too
The best part is that they managed to make like no two elements of the story actually fit together or make any sort of logical progression.
It's nice when fan fiction totally nails the theme of the source material.
Edward Cullen: you're like my own personal brand of bloodhorse
Publishing thinly veiled sexually gratuitous fanfiction is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Is it possible to learn these abilities?
@@YTRingoster Not from a bloke...
Mike Bliss this is my favorite comment
Have you heard the tragedy of Tara Gillespie?
@@feralchangeling97 No.
This is so wild, my partner is a indie author and editor and actually personally knows the writer of this novel, Frankie. She's a legitimately lovely person and a talented writer, but the world of indie publishing and romance novels is a strange one--People don't really care so much for the plot or what even happens much, as much as they do a steamy romance with a lot of sex scenes. It's incredibly lucrative if you're talented enough to know what makes readers tick, and Frankie more than knows how to do this.
The book is 100% supposed to be like a fanfic (mostly just about boning Kylo Ren), though obviously changed for marketing and legal purposes. It made her a good amount of money! My partner didn't edit this specific book, but it was funny that when I was telling them about it they were like, "Ahh, you mean the Reylo fanfic Frankie published?"
Small world!
@@zacharywood9416 I mean, it's literally on the front cover...
@@zacharywood9416 umm... shes an author.... its on the fcking book... my god ppl really do look for any reason to get offended for someone else over absolutely nothing 🤦♀️
@@jesslynch94 i’m pretty sure it’s a trope thing. people who are into these sorts of stories eat it up. i’m not saying it’s good, but it’s something that sells.
@@f.amadis3338 thats even worse
ok lol what do you want me to do about it? i already said i don't personally think it's necessarily right or good. i'm literally just stating the facts. that kind of thing sells in that genre, it's a trope that some readers look for and/or expect.
it's a purposefully overwrought romance novel. 🤷♂️ i'm not personally responsible for every book ever written, nor am i even a spokesperson or even regular reader in the genre.
The whiplash I got from realizing that the use of "CliffsNotes" might have been foreshadowing was sudden and deadly.
And Molotov cocktails
The idea of a "bloodhorse" HAUNTS MY FUCKING DREAMS Y'ALL
Right like is this like some Mares of Diomedes shit or what
I can’t stop thinking of Ludwig from Bloodborne and now I am very very glad we don’t have whatever a bloodhorse is in real life
We can all read minds and move things using telekinesis, Jenny. We just can’t do it while you’re around
Gaslighting on a societal scale :P
Because she is a lense, a dark one
@@brendareyes6914 no she's the storm, and the sea, and the sand...
@@brendareyes6914 not through a lens, darkly
God, now I want to have a kid just so I can raise them going “yes, I used to be able to use telekinesis, but sadly you nullify my powers so here we are.”
the author is me in the seventh grade learning how to use literary devices for the first time
That sounds like me now when I make posts on Facebook
Did someone say sImILe?
Yeah, but she did get the book published though....
I will give this author one thing. They foresaw the energy stealing that Palpatine planned on doing in Rise of Skywalker that still made no sense.
ok but seriously, rewatching this video, the timeline in this book really doesn't make sense. Reza says she escaped the construct when she was 18, and that Jass is 4 years older than her, and that Cole has been her best friend for 7 years. Cole calls Jass a teenager, which suggests he looks young, and with Reza being 18 when she escaped, Jass is probably like 23-24 ish. BUT, Reza says that Cole was her friend for seven years, even though there is no way she escaped SEVEN years ago, and if she did, that means Reza is 25 woman that still refers to men as 'boys' and Jass is a grown man of 30 years that still looks and acts like a teenager. But if she escaped less than seven years ago, how has she known Cole for so long? Did he ALSO escape the construct, before being "adopted" by Erica? And if he did, and Reza and Cole met while they were still in the construct, why doesn't Cole also know and remember Jass? it makes no sense.
Maybe Reza and Cole also had a dream affair, and Reza just also doesn't remember that. And this is why Cole was drawing little circles on Reza's back, out of blue, because he, just like Jess, remembers the dreams. And we never got a Cole's pov so we also don't aware of it just like Reza...T-T idk
@@nimeano1223 lool that would be a much better book. Reza is actually having dream affairs with everyone, and gradually throughout her life she will suddenly remember them one by one.
@@najah7781 loool now I genuinely want to read that
Let the past die? Kill it if you have to?
Also, zoomed out, how are Jass and Reza the last survivors of Earth? Earth is a distant memory from thousands of years ago. Were they cryogenically frozen or something?
I'm a bad guy, Reza, and I do bad guy things. >:(
(from The Honest Trailer™ for The Lion King™) 🎶 So prepare because I am the bad guy / be prepared for me to do bad guy things 🎶
Murderer...Assassin...Puppet...but he's so much more...he's a bad guy
You ever see me without these funny pants? That's weird. I'm weird, Reza
55 That's basically the writing in The Last Jedi lol
I’m a bad commenter, and I comment bad things.
Wildly disappointed that when she said he was “packed with muscle” she didn’t show that picture of Kylo Ren shirtless with the really weird proportions
BEN SWOLE-O
Because it was saved for an even more appropriate line in the book... 1:02:16
Two years later, and I’m still holding out hope that you’ll read the sequel.
IS there a sequel?
there's more?!?! T_T
Wish I hadn't seen this, I'm in mourning now over this stupid novel lmao
the WHAT
Sequel?? Why would you tell me this... I need to know more
Oh no, Jenny - Mortal Instruments began as a Ron/Ginny fanfic . Deep dive into that & be horrified yet fascinated.
…what the fuuuuuu-
wait i thought it was a Draco/Ginny fanfic
Not quite-she first used "Mortal Instruments" as the title for a Ron/Ginny fic she wrote, but it's not related to her book series. She just really liked that title.
It was actually a Dramione fic. She did write Ron/Ginny fanfic though...
She pulled the name from the incest fic but more plot elements from her Draco Trilogy from what I've heard