Dokiboard denies being FLAT

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  • Опубліковано 13 січ 2025

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  • @Zeromaru42
    @Zeromaru42 4 місяці тому +1858

    Dokiboard still salty.

    • @terjekristensen949
      @terjekristensen949 4 місяці тому +32

      Damn...

    • @KV_GunEnjoyer
      @KV_GunEnjoyer 4 місяці тому +65

      Flatsuki.

    • @bluejays6223
      @bluejays6223 4 місяці тому +30

      To think in her old life, she was packing, then became drywall

    • @AcrexTobias
      @AcrexTobias 4 місяці тому +15

      Freeboard still salty bout her chest

    • @hellothere9167
      @hellothere9167 16 днів тому

      They poke a hole and it deflated​@@bluejays6223

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 4 місяці тому +1183

    'A bump' doesn't sound like good enough wrist support.

    • @Art-X-W
      @Art-X-W 3 місяці тому +19

      You need more surface area to move the mouse

  • @Loyal_Amurel
    @Loyal_Amurel 4 місяці тому +867

    Dokiboard isn't beating the flat allegations

  • @stoffelthedestroyer3741
    @stoffelthedestroyer3741 4 місяці тому +640

    That's exactly what a flat person would say.

  • @TealVelvet
    @TealVelvet 4 місяці тому +488

    "There is a bump"
    I got bumps too when a mosquito bites me, but you don't see me out there calling them booba 🤣
    Smh Dokibird from Indie

  • @DesroA41990
    @DesroA41990 4 місяці тому +177

    she's not flat
    she's aerodynamic

    • @alondjeckto
      @alondjeckto 4 місяці тому +9

      Depends on the position

  • @pdd5793
    @pdd5793 4 місяці тому +519

    i don't think she has the same definition of "bump" as we do...

  • @Axpo25
    @Axpo25 4 місяці тому +306

    Dokiflat, Dokiboard, Dokipettan. Sorry, these will be your nicknames for now.
    Unless you want your avatar gets buffed up, which your nicknames will be Dokiboing, Dokimelon, Dokipuff.

  • @M1ss1ng-N0
    @M1ss1ng-N0 4 місяці тому +316

    Flat is always justice

  • @Shionfromyt
    @Shionfromyt 4 місяці тому +203

    There is a "bump" ok? I mean not every girl will have booba..

  • @corysagataw
    @corysagataw 4 місяці тому +76

    "You thought you were SAFE, COMING INTO THE O-N-E PLACE I HAVE POWER!"

  • @WhiteFang103
    @WhiteFang103 4 місяці тому +16

    If the "bump" vanishes soon as you put a t-shirt on...I got bad news for you Doki.

  • @epictoe7179
    @epictoe7179 4 місяці тому +97

    Dokiboard

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 4 місяці тому +42

    Of course not, use your eyes. Her tomato skinsuit is a perfect, bouncy, circle shape.

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 місяці тому

      Of course, the booba(singular) was inside all along. How could we be so blind?

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 4 місяці тому +25

    I swear, every vtuber irl is either a massive E cup, or a tiny AAA, barely percievable, cup. There's no inbetween.

  • @aljunbelong737
    @aljunbelong737 4 місяці тому +18

    Dokiboard, filipinoboy, chibidon't, and inaff are in an emergency meeting.

  • @heideknight9122
    @heideknight9122 4 місяці тому +160

    She never seemed to like the massive knocker models though. She's happier this way.

    • @Alkhemia8
      @Alkhemia8 4 місяці тому +48

      Yeah but poking fun at her for it is funny it all in good jest to

    • @vincentprime740
      @vincentprime740 4 місяці тому +3

      Did she? Iirc she used alot of that model tho.

    • @JTQPEPE
      @JTQPEPE 3 місяці тому

      ​@@vincentprime740Exactly; there's a non-zero chance whenever she gets an updated outfit it may surprise people with what she's actually packing lol

  • @Setsuna012
    @Setsuna012 4 місяці тому +41

    Doki should've made it like her old model or even Selen's if she didn't want to be called flat. Silly bird.

    • @kekoraaaa
      @kekoraaaa 4 місяці тому +23

      She had to fight to get her mama to upgrade her to a bump. I don't think her mama wants Dokiboard to get conceited

    • @Setsuna012
      @Setsuna012 4 місяці тому +2

      @@kekoraaaa Lol maybe.

    • @JanitorAntisocial
      @JanitorAntisocial 2 місяці тому

      ​@@kekoraaaa#justKanataproblems

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 4 місяці тому +90

    Flat is justice

  • @RichardHardslab
    @RichardHardslab 4 місяці тому +42

    Walls have bumps too

  • @TheLeviathan1293
    @TheLeviathan1293 4 місяці тому +53

    I was just gonna say I've seen males with larger bumps on their chest than that, but I have to correct myself. Every male has larger bumps on their chest than that. Even Asmongold.

  • @GirlycarDawn
    @GirlycarDawn 4 місяці тому +35

    Just one bump?

  • @shidohihiho
    @shidohihiho 4 місяці тому +14

    She had a breast reduction from dokibird to the newest version of herself lol.

  • @Skyver24
    @Skyver24 4 місяці тому +5

    So she didn’t want to see a booba mousepad, but then when it’s flat she Thanos snaps the man in chat? What do you want woman 😭

  • @BruddaJakka
    @BruddaJakka 4 місяці тому +4

    Flatter than the rolling planes of Saskatchewan.

  • @JinzoTK
    @JinzoTK 4 місяці тому +2

    The emperor isn't naked and Doki isn't flat.

  • @waterfall184
    @waterfall184 4 місяці тому +3

    Said "bump" exist only in her mind

  • @ModHaterHD2003
    @ModHaterHD2003 4 місяці тому +1

    I think this just makes her more adorable

  • @TerminalLag
    @TerminalLag 4 місяці тому +1

    On the plus side, no severe back pain

  • @mymicart
    @mymicart 4 місяці тому +2

    "A bump," Mosquito bites.

  • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
    @Anonymousrando-uz9sn 4 місяці тому +2

    If i had a nickel for every vtuber with Doki in their name that was flat, I'd have 2 nickels.

  • @AngelBlade69
    @AngelBlade69 4 місяці тому +3

    Do we need a microscope to see that bump?

  • @riastradh
    @riastradh 4 місяці тому +1

    We all know what doki comic we’re thinking about

  • @dinosaurusrex1482
    @dinosaurusrex1482 4 місяці тому +22

    of course there is a bump, all humans have a bump, no one is truly completely flat.

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 4 місяці тому +3

    Mosqito bites confirmed

  • @tiagoh.4120
    @tiagoh.4120 4 місяці тому +5

    I mean she gives alot of flat energy with all the kusogaki vibes.😗

  • @maliciousbugman
    @maliciousbugman 4 місяці тому +1

    do not deny me my dokinaizuri, doki

  • @THATEPICBOI-dz2tj
    @THATEPICBOI-dz2tj 4 місяці тому +2

    the fact that someone said is he wrong tho and i started laughing

  • @dimosguy
    @dimosguy 4 місяці тому +31

    😂 He's kinda right

  • @LRSNRCNG309
    @LRSNRCNG309 3 місяці тому

    Im glad she went from the old model to the good selene sister model

  • @donzapatero4808
    @donzapatero4808 4 місяці тому +2

    Some girls are blessed with booba some with cake. Doki has neither but her personality makes up for it.

  • @lonewolfknight3604
    @lonewolfknight3604 4 місяці тому +1

    Doki has booba confirmed.

  • @Dvalarogg
    @Dvalarogg 3 місяці тому

    Dokibird: "I'M NOT FLAT!!!"
    All of chat: "PROVE IT!"

  • @KaBar41
    @KaBar41 4 місяці тому +1

    Doki, Flat is Justice.

  • @gogogadgetrectalpunch
    @gogogadgetrectalpunch 4 місяці тому +2

    It’s ok to be flat. That just means all your personality gets converted into ACTUAL personality.

  • @rdtripler5604
    @rdtripler5604 4 місяці тому +4

    Just a bump..? Even I have a bump and I am not even a woman... I am sorry for your loss....

  • @Foolsome
    @Foolsome 3 місяці тому

    You should probably get that bump checked out, Doki.

  • @TheGreyParse
    @TheGreyParse 3 місяці тому

    "There is a bump, okay?"
    "A" bump? Singular?

  • @evanpastor7305
    @evanpastor7305 3 місяці тому

    "Truth hurts, don't it?"
    - Karl Heisenberg

  • @stevensteviepryde5888
    @stevensteviepryde5888 4 місяці тому +1

    How can Doki be flat when she's literally a tomato?

  • @Yuki_Ika7
    @Yuki_Ika7 4 місяці тому +1

    Flat to medium is premium

  • @aniraslove
    @aniraslove 4 місяці тому +1

    It does suck for doki a little, her old life’s character was always silently stacked XD

  • @AbollaR
    @AbollaR 4 місяці тому

    I like how she says "wrigh-ng"

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 4 місяці тому +1

    There is a bump.
    So basically mosquito A cups Lite.

  • @Yasviele
    @Yasviele 4 місяці тому +2

    Maybe 3D one day will beat all the allegations

    • @garybicknell2135
      @garybicknell2135 4 місяці тому

      Unless that is the 3D model and she's as flat as it's possible to be.

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 4 місяці тому

    Doki 100% has a bump but it would be REALLY hard to find it on a mousepad. 🤣

  • @fakemasterchief9539
    @fakemasterchief9539 4 місяці тому +1

    Big booba is good but sometimes flat is nice too

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 4 місяці тому +1

    I mean I'm a 100% straight dude and I'm only about 30 pounds overweight and I think I've got more booba than Doki.

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine 3 місяці тому +1

    Who cares about size. I like how these ladies dress.

  • @t0b0
    @t0b0 4 місяці тому

    Fudgetop, I kneel!

  • @rpgstaple
    @rpgstaple 4 місяці тому +1

    Yall mean, Doki could be a perfect staight edge and I wouldn't complain a bit. We stan a curve averse queen 🤣🤣

  • @cosXrobgaming
    @cosXrobgaming 4 місяці тому

    why do i feel like there is going to be cursed fan arts where dokibird is gonna be in some TF flattening situations?

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 4 місяці тому +1

    A mosquito bump tho right 😂🤫

  • @greathoundii6142
    @greathoundii6142 3 місяці тому

    “There is a bump”
    I don't think mosquito bites count

  • @YetAnotherScrub
    @YetAnotherScrub 4 місяці тому

    Dokibird Spirit Level merch releasing when???

  • @fudgetop7461
    @fudgetop7461 4 місяці тому +3

    No regrets!

  • @thesalinator3557
    @thesalinator3557 4 місяці тому

    But Doki, that's better!

  • @Ceber300
    @Ceber300 4 місяці тому

    There's a bump! Sure it's just padding and not booba tissue, but it counts!

  • @seaweedbanana4663
    @seaweedbanana4663 4 місяці тому

    To see is to believe

  • @michaelfang1393
    @michaelfang1393 4 місяці тому

    I think she's....more
    ...

  • @nightcorelucario2218
    @nightcorelucario2218 3 місяці тому

    "There is a bump"
    Doki, the nipple doesn't count xD

  • @ThreeEvils
    @ThreeEvils 4 місяці тому +1

    Bumps can vary in size tho

  • @DaKdawg
    @DaKdawg 4 місяці тому

    Doki "Undulation" Bird. Lol. The villain reveals himself and gets punished...no way. LOL. Rest now soldier.

  • @marshalc1574
    @marshalc1574 4 місяці тому +6

    Same situation for a zombie from indonesia got roasted by her own mom😂
    Ollie: mom i still got some ok?
    Mama ollie: got some? Yeah right just nipples😂

  • @zonkeos100
    @zonkeos100 4 місяці тому

    Doki bird is literally two-dimensional

  • @666aron
    @666aron 4 місяці тому +1

    Flat Dokibird? Flockibird?

  • @tomaO2
    @tomaO2 4 місяці тому

    I'm pretty sure she already said that she was going for Dokiboard when doing the avatar reveal though. I'm pretty positive she stated that New !Doki was flat. It's about the only design aspect of Retro!Doki that she kept.

  • @midengineZ06
    @midengineZ06 4 місяці тому

    A bump Doki says 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samikrungoken
    @samikrungoken 4 місяці тому

    If it's not flat you shouldn't get mad

  • @cuddlebug9699
    @cuddlebug9699 4 місяці тому

    I thought a certain government agent had blown up Malaysia

  • @danieldutoit2187
    @danieldutoit2187 4 місяці тому

    Okay but like... We don't come to Dokibird for booba...

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 3 місяці тому

    Need to colab with a chaotic owl

  • @kappamaster7179
    @kappamaster7179 4 місяці тому +1

    Well if you're fat then flat becomes a bump

  • @theedgypenguin4083
    @theedgypenguin4083 2 місяці тому

    Dokiboard 💀

  • @davidmendez8306
    @davidmendez8306 4 місяці тому

    Shes got something

  • @smugpeko9587
    @smugpeko9587 3 місяці тому

    flat is justice

  • @omartinez7002
    @omartinez7002 4 місяці тому

    Does she know that mosquito bites don’t count?

  • @redultima150
    @redultima150 4 місяці тому

    She punnished him for it so maybe this person was telling the truth after all .

  • @kolmo3182
    @kolmo3182 4 місяці тому

    So boba mouse pad when?

  • @MerikVesper
    @MerikVesper 4 місяці тому +5

    She's perky. In personality.

  • @1.2.1.0.R.I.O
    @1.2.1.0.R.I.O 4 місяці тому

    I hope she is.

  • @solec23
    @solec23 4 місяці тому

    Worth it
    👌 o7 to that dragoon

  • @MegalodonKing99
    @MegalodonKing99 4 місяці тому +1

    I was there. it was fun

  • @bluejays6223
    @bluejays6223 4 місяці тому

    Her old life she was packing

  • @Googleflax
    @Googleflax 4 місяці тому

    Doki is at BEST a small B lol

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 місяці тому

    Not flat *enough*

  • @Kishin-yh7qv
    @Kishin-yh7qv 4 місяці тому

    So there's not going to be a flat mouse pad?

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 Місяць тому

    I need more proof (I'm a tactile learner)

  • @GREAT_MANTELLO
    @GREAT_MANTELLO 4 місяці тому

    I thought flat like... 2D

  • @Indigo_Saga
    @Indigo_Saga 4 місяці тому

    flatsuki