Jew for Jesus with Heather McMahan | The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
  • Comedian Heather McMahan shares the downsides of being Christian and finding out you’re Jewish, why god is probably not a woman, getting rejected from Delta’s flight attendant program, the side effects of taking testosterone to freeze your eggs, and how nepotism can work for or against you.
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  • @GianmarcoSoresi
    @GianmarcoSoresi  Рік тому +1

    For more of the Downside podcast, join our Patreon for access to our live episodes, a monthly bonus episode, and my special, 'The Rats Are in Me'.
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  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 Рік тому +47

    Hearing more about Christianity from Heather, I'm 100% convinced that Jesus followers are in a cult😂

    • @willieclark2256
      @willieclark2256 10 місяців тому +4

      She was raised evangelical, which is 100% a cult

    • @kellyinCT09
      @kellyinCT09 10 місяців тому +1

      @@willieclark2256 I wholeheartedly agree

  • @robbyf5522
    @robbyf5522 Рік тому +60

    Heather started off by saying she’s a “chill Christian” and then said some of the wildest most radical Christian things I’ve ever heard lol

    • @fredericoangels7959
      @fredericoangels7959 Рік тому +3

      what does she said??? I whatch again but don't get it (i'm from Brazil, my english it's not so good)

    • @Abby-jx1ko
      @Abby-jx1ko Рік тому +3

      Yeah, I still watched it but i dont think it was my fav episode of the pod becoming of that. Maybe other ppl really enjoyed it but the jesus stuff wasnt for me

    • @stefaniedc1128
      @stefaniedc1128 Рік тому +1

      lol yo i thought she was being satirical at first and then she got to the Gloves of Chastity and.....whoa WHAT bro.
      Ps: Don't say "touched" to describe someone... its just short for "touched in the head" which is just another way to say "retarded". Just don't describe people that way. Call em "fuckin moron nutsacks" and move on.

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 Рік тому +1

      Examples? Time stamps

    • @wesleybush8646
      @wesleybush8646 Рік тому +1

      The only thing that bothered me was separating "Christians" from Catholics. Just saying "Christians" implies they are "real" Christians.

  • @robbyf5522
    @robbyf5522 Рік тому +11

    There are definitely ways to tell if contact lenses are inside out. Usually there’s an engraving like 123 or ABC that will be flipped if it’s reversed. Also you should just be able to tell based on how round it is.

  • @aivlysplath
    @aivlysplath Рік тому +10

    Lmaooo “I would pick my father up if he said that in a club.” Yeah me too dude, malls are lawless.

  • @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289
    @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 10 місяців тому +3

    ON CONTAC LENSES being inside out and how to tell if they are! THERE IS A WAY! Look at them on your finger tip in the light it should look like a curved upward bowl . If it has a flared edge like a bowl with a flat edge then it is inside out.
    Or
    Put it in the palm of your hand but place it in the crease below the joint of your pinky finger and slightly close your hand a tiny bit which should slightly bend the contac lens. If its correct it will just curve inward. If it is inside out it will curve itself backwards. It is how my eye doctor showed me like 30 years ago and it works!!

  • @nathanmccoy9188
    @nathanmccoy9188 Рік тому +10

    You can absolutely tell the difference between the sides of a contact lens lol

    • @Hollyhock7
      @Hollyhock7 8 місяців тому

      Yeah... the right side always has lint on it

  • @MuskanSharma-vr5km
    @MuskanSharma-vr5km Рік тому +7

    Giamarcoo pleasee come to india

  • @elijahd.7978
    @elijahd.7978 9 місяців тому +1

    Listening to cis people talk about being on HRT (in regards to the egg extraction bit) is so interesting, as a trans person who’s been on HRT for a long time

  • @mkgray09
    @mkgray09 Рік тому +1

    Here for Heather!!

  • @cliffordb6
    @cliffordb6 7 місяців тому +1

    Yikes, Heather is not doing any favors for lukewarm Christians or those living righteously.

  • @deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
    @deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 9 місяців тому

    Baller as usual 😊

  • @radikl_ed
    @radikl_ed 4 місяці тому

    Whenever someone says Gianmarco is gay, please share this clip with them. White crew nike socks with sandals? Case closed.

  • @Waiting19890930
    @Waiting19890930 Рік тому +2

    I would happy to give gianmarco a happy end! 😂

  • @eringuzman303
    @eringuzman303 Рік тому +4

    I honestly want more of these conversations on podcasts hosted by comedians, but featuring progressive religious people. I volunteer as tribute.

  • @joebuckman
    @joebuckman Рік тому +18

    Jesus fucking Christ. The man losing his hands on Space Mountain was from a satire site. It didn't happen. But when a person believes hell is real I wouldn't really put much stock in their ability to tell fact from fiction.

    • @moxiebombshell
      @moxiebombshell Рік тому

      I mean, what DID happen at a discount fair-style place up the road from Disney in Orlando was they let some teenager on who was over the weight limit and they didn't properly secure him on one of those "shoot you up the post thing several stories in the air then drop you back down" rides and he slid out on the down part and it ended as horribly as you might expect... but yeah I'm completely eyebrows-up over listening to her talk about the "shinguards of righteousness" or whatever (among sooooo many other parts), and like I grew up in the South 😳 Like it has been a minute since I heard someone casually say they believe in a literal hell, outside of the crazy guy I gave a dollar the other day...

  • @sazji
    @sazji Рік тому +2

    Nobody mentioned Lubavitchers! (Or they just a sub-flavor, a terroir, of Hasidim?)

    • @fsilber330
      @fsilber330 Рік тому +3

      That's another name for Chabad.

  • @aivlysplath
    @aivlysplath Рік тому +6

    I just don’t like Seattle airport because they have a subway and it’s the only airport I consistently have to take a fucking train in to find my gate and it stresses me out.
    (I live in Alaska so if I want to fly anywhere else I have to take a connection in Seattle)

  • @mjade1673
    @mjade1673 Рік тому +5

    The thing is that hell is not eternal. Thats the part christianity uses to create fear and need for the church

  • @maxpowr90
    @maxpowr90 Рік тому +3

    As someone that was raised Catholic; I did (ironically) accounting for a Jewish NPO. They managed adult special needs housing which I wholeheartedly believed in. It wasn't until they called me shegetz and "token gentile" that I realized I wasn't welcomed. I take it good stride since it was mostly a stopgap in my work resume.

  • @willieclark2256
    @willieclark2256 10 місяців тому

    This is Tim Dillons weirdest character

  • @cohenlabe1
    @cohenlabe1 Рік тому +6

    Ezekiel 18:19Yet you say, "Why does the son not bear with the sin of the father?" But the son has practiced justice and righteousness, he has kept all My laws and he carries them out; he shall surely live.20The soul that sins, it shall die; a son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, and a father shall not bear the iniquity of the son; the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon himself, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon himself.21And if the wicked man repent of all his sins that he has committed and keeps all My laws and executes justice and righteousness, he shall surely live, he shall not die.22All his transgressions that he has committed shall not be remembered regarding him: through his righteousness that he has done he shall live.23Do I desire the death of the wicked? says the Lord God. Is it not rather in his repenting of his ways that he may live?

    • @GianmarcoSoresi
      @GianmarcoSoresi  Рік тому +17

      I’m always saying this!

    • @cohenlabe1
      @cohenlabe1 Рік тому +1

      @@GianmarcoSoresi but ofcourse you do

    • @stefaniedc1128
      @stefaniedc1128 Рік тому +4

      the bible really needs a good editor. unreadable.

    • @cohenlabe1
      @cohenlabe1 Рік тому

      @@stefaniedc1128 it's very readable just anti Christian so I understand how you might have a hard time with it

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 Рік тому

      @@cohenlabe1 how is that? enlighten me, im curious

  • @roszono
    @roszono Рік тому +1

    First.