I think I saw something a couple of weeks ago where he said if he calls it honey, the EU say it has to have a best before date, even though honey doesn't go off. So he has called it bee juice, so not honey, so doesn't need a best before date.
My goodness, Mr. Clarkson appears to have been reborn - what a delight to learn how much he enjoys the fruits of his farm! Secretly I hope there's a nice asphalt track somewhere behind the chickens and wheat. cheers all.
@@Clauds1005 Maybe apple cider vinegar, which is indeed used as a beauty product. Friend in Kenya wont be without it as part of her boat-race beauty regime.
I heard truck drivers have big bellies becouse sitting in car all the time displaces their guts. Maybe Jeremy has similar problem. Or I guess he could be just fat.
Drivetribe posted a video recently and apparently the only cars Clarkson owns right now are a couple of Range Rovers for the farm, his Alfa GTV6 and the Excellent.
Absolutely patrician taste Mr Clarkson, well done. I can just imagine Jeremy as a Roman Patrician during the Republic tending his estate and making speeches in the Senate.
Always loved the guy he’s a legend. Hopefully b able to visit the wee farm shop at some point. Just re-enjoying the Amazon series on the farm. So funny 😂
Here in the states we have many of these 'small craft farming' shops. I think we'd classify Jeremy as a 'Gentileman' farmer where the local peasants do all the real labor and the 'Gentileman Farmer' comes in and says 'Here's OUR shop'. :)
i love how he's treating his business venture (in which he's probably invested no small amount of his own money into) just like a top gear challenge. no doubt in a year or two when the liquidators move in he'll be seen on the roof cheering 'WE'VE FAILED!' triumphantly.
The Excellent is still alive!!!! Seems like an excellent piece of engineering after all 👌 Would love to see a drag race between the excellent and Oliver 😂👏👏👏
Any person that can write a skit like the Peugeot Top Gear one gets a peerage in my tiny book of things, I hope others view that sketch with similar affection. If they start producing well sourced veggies afterwards, that is bonus points.
the fact that he labels honey as "Bee Juice" tells me this is authentic Clarkson produce
and milk is apparently Cow Juice, as stated on the sign outside
Jeremy Walton lucky! The shop looks soo nice! Wish I can go someday :(
And so is Cow Juice
@Jona v.K i watch him
and stay cheeki breeki ;)
I think I saw something a couple of weeks ago where he said if he calls it honey, the EU say it has to have a best before date, even though honey doesn't go off. So he has called it bee juice, so not honey, so doesn't need a best before date.
Literally the entire world: “Milk”
Clarkson: “C O W J U I C E”
😂 😂 😂 😂 typical Clarkson.
Not the entire world, he's joined in that by Life of Boris
Ever hear about White snake in trouser sauce?
[insert Lenny face here]
my grandpa calls it that, hes from Texas 😂
I can imagine James visiting and organising all the items to satisfy his OCD.
Jezza, "JAMES!!!! STOP ORGANIZING MY STORE!!!!!"
hahaha.
And Hamster crashes on by for a visit
@@HoneyBakedHam7 I can really see all of this happening!
Imagine his face when Jezza licked the plum!
A man who in his own words is allergic to manual labour owning a farm is funny to me. Never change Jeremy
Interesting to see another Hanninen here.
@@Prodigal_sons Your family is from Finland i presume?
@@mursuka80 yes that is correct
Even better is watching old Top gear episodes and seeing the foreshadowing
His genius literally knows no bounds.
It is genuinely terrifying, the sheer mass of his genius.
@@seriouslyphrasing734 they say he fears his own genius.
@@Sclumsy some say it has started generating its own gravity
@@seriouslyphrasing734 if you’re very quiet you can hear his genius
It's almost frightening
Pretends to not know the names of common fruit and Veg but can identify artichokes and a marrow... typical Clarkson😂
In the USA, marrow is the goo found inside of a bone, and those plants are called various types of squash.
Kenny Phillips same in uk
TG Burmese Special
@@mtb.edward3205 I've never heard anyone in the UK call a marrow a "squash". Technically it is a type of squash, but it's known as a marrow!
@@UncleKennysPlace yeah bone marrow, same everywhere...
'Cow juice'
"bee juice"
USA special intesifies
Reminds me of old TV show called "Mind your Language"
"Cow Juice"
Life of Boris intensifies.
When Jeremy said "back to the harvesting" I kind of imagined him on a tractor shouting "POWER!" :D
PLOWER!
PLOWER COME ON!
How hard can it be?
Some say that he rigs his tractor with two 6.2 litre V8 Engines.
I was going to say *TORQUE!* , but yeah "Plower!" is better.
No matter what Clarkson does I wish him nothing but luck, hes a true British treasure
He is World Treasure..we are mad about his shows in India
Wow, that's the first vanity shop I think I've ever seen :-)
Didn't expect to find you here Bruce :-)
Thank you for your great videos btw, my father and I are big fans from sweden.
@@fredrik9579 As people are slowly discovering.... I am *everywhere* :-)
@Yama Satru oh they do ...
Insanity!
My goodness, Mr. Clarkson appears to have been reborn - what a delight to learn how much he enjoys the fruits of his farm! Secretly I hope there's a nice asphalt track somewhere behind the chickens and wheat. cheers all.
This is proof that the only tool a farmer needs is a few dozen hammers.
*shotgun
@@Danny-gb2kj beat me to it XD
And a Clarkson
@@ShafinAhmedRafid With some speed and power!
MONEY
The "cow juice" sign is probably 99% of the reason why people r stopping by
“Behold my genius”
@@aedan2003 it’s frightening
"Beauty products"
Shows apple cider
People use apple cider vinegar for skin care
@@NikoBellaKhouf or maybe it was hard cider and it gives the appearance everyone is beautiful lol
@@Clauds1005 that could work too 😂🤣
@@Clauds1005 Maybe apple cider vinegar, which is indeed used as a beauty product. Friend in Kenya wont be without it as part of her boat-race beauty regime.
i was not expecting clarkson to open a shop but i guess im going there anyway
You should if you're in the Cotswolds finally a farmshop that isn't an overpriced hipster superstore disguised as a farmshop.
Seems pretty fun actually, Clarkson is now living where you would expect Hammond to be living.
This channel needs more videos with Clarkson.
I would love to see an episode where Bim and Hammond come through and either rate or roast Jezzas farm/shop 🙌🏼
and every minute, we could hear "Hey, Bim!" 🤣
Glad to see that Jeremy and his unborn kid is doing well during the pandemic
He's so manly he impregnated himself
Pick up carrot “ is that a an apple?”
No I think it’s from James’s dungeon.
along side that carbon fiber shoehorn?
Am I pencil?
The almighty HUD it fell out of James’ luggage
The carrot still has a look of surprise on its face from when Jeremy wrestled it from the ground
GlitzyZebra 38 am I a nuclear stati-
I do enjoy that he does not mention his books at all.
they were in the bargain bin
Excommunicated
I imagine Clarkson's "cow juice" for sale was inspired by his trip to the US when the camaro got a lot of cow juice on it
Nah it's a pretty common term, me and my Mrs refer to milk as cow juice
Ryan Gelson, whoosh goes the sound of the joke.
loool @ cow juice
@@ryanmg92 yes it's a reference lol, it's been a long time though so it may not be fresh
I want a women to look at me the same way Lisa looks at Jeremy.
In that case you had better go and start earning some serious cash then.
You need more money...
Being funny and charismatic also works ...
@@Dr_Hoops_McCann It does, but Clarkson is neither of those things, so... cash.
@@hollowaysteve So why are you watching videos about Clarkson ? Because of his cash ?
Old man touches everything in the shop and puts it back.
Who cares.....?
Entire store gonna smell like castrol gtx
during an pandemic.
@@markm4201 It's a pandemic.
@@MrFelixify hahaha, got more chance of catching syphilis... Don't be a sheep! Bah!
Going to order that Hammond sized marrow
xD
@@olih6085 luv yu xd
Comment if you dare!
"There was a Hamster who lived in a marrow..." sounds like the beginning of a children's book.
Why is Jezza hiding a watermelon under his shirt ?
he’s 8 months now 👍
Shaming someone is not cool
Made even more shocking by his little twig legs lol
I heard truck drivers have big bellies becouse sitting in car all the time displaces their guts. Maybe Jeremy has similar problem. Or I guess he could be just fat.
This guy is an idiot. Dont agree with him, and figure out why you shouldnt.
I can’t follow this character ark. But I’m glad he’s concerned about his orangoutang kin.
An ark is something to do with Noah. Or James May.
An arc is what you’re not following.
@@navelpicker educative, entertaining and mildly unnecessary....well played!!!!!
@@navelpicker Appreciate you
@@navelpicker Never mind the Orangutan
@@georgemuriuki7285 For some reason I heard your comment in James May's voice.
Can I just give a hats off to Lisa? She is perfect for him I'm so glad they seem to be getting along
Jeremy, everything in that shop looks beautiful, especially Lisa.
I came here on Saturday and met him! One of the best days ever haha
You can clearly see this is Lisa's farm shop, not Jeremy's.
Who's Lisa? His wife?
@@joshuamorehead6124 girlfriend
@@joshuamorehead6124 Like Daniel said, his girlfriend. It's the woman behind the counter in this video.
Nah I don't see that at all, he's just playing up for the camera. She might have had the idea but I think he's loving it really
@@AR1G3 oh ok thx, I looked at your comment before I seen her in the video, so I didn't know because I didn't see her yet
Great to see The Excellent 😂😂😂😂
Malhar Tembey hope he uses it as a work truck for towing and irrigating😂
Dan E that would be “excellent” 😂😂😂
First and most important thing I noticed !
He even got it registered iirc
Siddharth Gautam registered for this year? Bc he drove it on the toad on Grand Tour
Notices the misspell: Ah yes, he drove it on Toad Circuit
Thanks for the showing Clarkson.
I'm jealous of how much pride he takes in his farm. Genuinely seems so happy!
If you listen closely you can hear his genius as he names the vegetables.
The fact that he still keeps the Excellent, just goes to prove how much of a technological marvel it really is!!
Did anyone else notice "the excellent" was in the background?
Yes glad he kept that
@@bluebladestudios44 remember James said "we're stuck with the excellent"
Drivetribe posted a video recently and apparently the only cars Clarkson owns right now are a couple of Range Rovers for the farm, his Alfa GTV6 and the Excellent.
If you remember in the grandtour he couldn't get rid of it
Yes 😁
What an extraordinary life and career Clarkson has led. I wish him all the best in this endeavour.
Excellent tour!! I’m so excited to see what more the farm will produce 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 he really did keep " The Excellent"
Ian Kelly, that’s a vehicle you could never get rid of. I hope we see more of it in future videos.
Thought I was the only one that spotted that. Great work lol
Yes his girlfriend drives it
lol , i spotted that in the background
Context? O.o
Gonna need some of that bee juice with Jezza's face on it.
Absolutely patrician taste Mr Clarkson, well done. I can just imagine Jeremy as a Roman Patrician during the Republic tending his estate and making speeches in the Senate.
Always loved the guy he’s a legend. Hopefully b able to visit the wee farm shop at some point. Just re-enjoying the Amazon series on the farm. So funny 😂
can we all stop the video at 1:04 and praise that majestic looking label.
Who's back here after Clarksons Farm?
I spy'd "The Excellent" in the background did anyone else
Yes
Yep I was wondering if it was distortion from a mirror
Yesss
Yep. I saw it too!!!
Clarkson: This...
Me: He's going to say green
Clarkson: ... is green...
That’s a very nice country shop.Traditional English shop.The locals will love thar
I will visit some day I m from Sri lanka .I like you shows. so cool .
Ah yes, that authentic British grown coffee...
Gotta love farm shops.
UK does grow its own coffee in Cornwall, sure it was in a dome in rain Forrest like conditions but it was in the UK.
Farm shops are brilliant.
1:01 is that the excellent in the reflection??
😊
Yes he actually drives it sometimes
And 00:15
I can see him off roading that thing with a beer in hand lol
DriveTribe: Jeremy Clarkson does manual labor.
Dyatlov: he's in shock get him to the infirmary
Well thats surprises me. Well played Mr Clarkson. Nice little shop that. Worth a visit.
I love this, can’t wait to visit. What a lovely thing, having a farm and selling your produce in your farm shop.
Eggs "picked" from the back end of a chicken...
I'm now imagining Jeremy with his finger in the egg-hole of a chicken ............ I'll be having nightmares for days.
@@SlartiMarvinbartfast I think they used a spoon. As you do on eggs.
Yes most of us understand English, so we know what he said.
I do love how he’s selling milk as “cow juice”🤣. Classic Clarkson.
Now we finally understand he was speaking Geraldian in the first seconds of the video. it all makes sense
It's super awesome to see jeremy have a own farm shop. Brilliant
Jeremy brings a smile to my face, love him!
So the guy who complaint that: "Detroit is being ruined by vegetablists" now runs a farm.
Somewhere in Hammersmith, James May is plotting his revenge.
@Vincent BLICK and he did not crash on the way there
@@navelpicker with speed, power and guns.
Tax exemption baby
@@Matt561 not like he's making a fortune off the farm though compared to being paid millions to review cars, plus farm upkeep
"Cow Juice" printed outside the shop😂
1:00 nice to see Jeremy still has one of the finest cars ever made, the excellent
well yes, it ain't called the excellent for nuthin'! :P
Loving the new amazon series on how he got the farm up and running
We are loving the new show. We laugh out loud..
Here in the states we have many of these 'small craft farming' shops. I think we'd classify Jeremy as a 'Gentileman' farmer where the local peasants do all the real labor and the 'Gentileman Farmer' comes in and says 'Here's OUR shop'. :)
Loving Lisa !!
Love he keeps the excellent for years
It's not as if he could sell it :)
"Tonight on Bottom Gear, i become a farmer, then drink milk from a male cow, hamood disappears, and james opens a pub"
this is clarksons farm not bottom gear
'This is an plum"
Sound like an interior designer 😂
Lisa is just astounding, astonishing, superb...
love the cow juice sign. When I was a kid milk was called 'moo juice' in my house
i love how he's treating his business venture (in which he's probably invested no small amount of his own money into) just like a top gear challenge. no doubt in a year or two when the liquidators move in he'll be seen on the roof cheering 'WE'VE FAILED!' triumphantly.
It's nice to see Jeremy looking the picture of health 😂
Congratulations on the farm
@1:01 is that "The Excellent" car in the window? the hybrid of a merc and land rover. which Jeremy was trying to sell to Chelsea team players
Jeremys really selling it “THATS DISGUSTING” 😂😂
With 60 odd mil in the bank , i don't think i'd be too fussed either haha
Go for the Clarkson, stay for the Lisa!
Never thought I’d hear clarkson saying “Yestahdee”. He’s truly become one of them farmers.
Brilliant ..... but where is it .... cant wait to come and try out the Cow Juice machine !! 👍😎❤️
looks fantastic
When is it opening the the public? I live about 10 minutes away and would love to come down!
Its already open
Zak R, ok thanks. Definitely going this weekend.
I went on Saturday and met him!
Who knows why the marrow is Jeremy's favourites vegetable?
(hint : The burma special)
Fak!! XD
Yesssss I was wondering if anyone remembers it (name fak!)
Because it is called phak.
Glad to see his retirement suits him well 😂😂 here’s to Clarkson
THE EXCELLENT!!!! HE STILL USES IT!!! PLEASE JEREMEY POST SOME VIDS OF IT :D
The shop assistant is Nice too...
Classic Mr C. - Diddly squat T-shirt’s gonna be very sought after.............. shop looks really nice ,
Finally some Clarkson farm content
Lisa’s a looker!
we need more series of these three genius guys , whatever it is i will love it to watch
can't believe it's been 2 years already.
This is the LAST thing I ever thought Clarkson would EVER by. Incredible.
I miss watching him driving,
This man made my childhood
The Excellent is still alive!!!! Seems like an excellent piece of engineering after all 👌
Would love to see a drag race between the excellent and Oliver 😂👏👏👏
You are based 40mims from me, I’ll have to take a trip out there and support local farmers
I'm cracking up. Best tour ever!!!
Well done. Bet the bacon rashers are nice.
2:09 Burma special flashback
Honey is £9.25 now. Seems Jeremy got his price increase in the end lol
£12.50 on his website.
@@e28love68 branding cost money
Any person that can write a skit like the Peugeot Top Gear one gets a peerage in my tiny book of things, I hope others view that sketch with similar affection. If they start producing well sourced veggies afterwards, that is bonus points.
One second in the video and already better than new top gear