Date Nights Through The Years With Amberlynn Reid Part 2 Compilation & Reaction

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  • Put on your best Torrid outfit, we're going on date night with Amberlynn and her girlfriends.
    This video has been highly edited and is a compilation of clips from multiple videos. It also includes my opinions and thoughts. If you'd like to watch the unedited videos, please go to ‪@amberlynnfreakinreid‬
    Original videos used:
    • Date Day & Night!; Mar...
    • GO ON A DATE WITH US!!!!
    • DATE NIGHT, GROCERY HA...
    • GOING TO A FESTIVAL!!!...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 238

  • @burritobaabe
    @burritobaabe 28 днів тому +229

    Ewww the way she snatched the Xbox cards

    • @hurtinggoddess326
      @hurtinggoddess326 28 днів тому +30

      Right like get your paws away

    • @prettyp7474
      @prettyp7474 27 днів тому +17

      I've seen that clip so many times and it still pisses me off. 😠

    • @shimmershine6902
      @shimmershine6902 27 днів тому +9

      @@prettyp7474 Did you see the clip of her snatching a menu away from Destiny, and Destiny snatched it back and Amber was like “…how rude!” because that one got me HOT

    • @prettyp7474
      @prettyp7474 26 днів тому +2

      @@shimmershine6902 Yes!!! Amber's the rude one.

    • @lisarae7823
      @lisarae7823 26 днів тому +2

      ​@@shimmershine6902I will always appreciate how Destiny would stand up to Amber. 😂 She always called Amber out on her nonsense.

  • @Rachhlaur
    @Rachhlaur 28 днів тому +305

    Each gorlfriend era’s characters:
    Krystal- Shy, awkward “nice” girl
    Destiny- loud, gross, annoying, “vegan”
    Becky- thinks she’s funny, sassy, queen of moderation
    Wifey- rude, self absorbed, thinks she’s hot, “quirky”
    I’d say Valentine but she doesn’t exist

    • @Quan_Dingle_
      @Quan_Dingle_ 27 днів тому +22

      Achakully Valentine does exist but Hamber doesn’t want to show her off because of haydur nation

    • @manamana8606
      @manamana8606 27 днів тому +5

      I feel like she does exist…I think it would be best for her to keep that separate from UA-cam

    • @andreamoore367
      @andreamoore367 27 днів тому +4

      I agree. She is a troll.

    • @andreamoore367
      @andreamoore367 27 днів тому

      Beck
      Rude. Scammer. Grifter.

    • @xturtleshad0w146
      @xturtleshad0w146 27 днів тому +9

      i think valentine is the gamer girl, girlie pop era

  • @DorotheaKatehis
    @DorotheaKatehis 28 днів тому +151

    The way she snatches from people makes me so furious

  • @joeldelborrito8622
    @joeldelborrito8622 28 днів тому +103

    you forgot date knight with wifey. where Amber choked on a potato and pooped herself

    • @pamelacurl8342
      @pamelacurl8342 28 днів тому +35

      I think that incident was the true cause of the breakup with wifey's friends being there. Not to mention wifey having to clean everything up. Talk about a shite show.

    • @princessmorebucks
      @princessmorebucks 28 днів тому +22

      Dehumanizeen!! 💔

    • @lightningbug276
      @lightningbug276 28 днів тому

      @@pamelacurl8342definitely

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 27 днів тому +4

      So attractive 🫣

    • @annieh.5049
      @annieh.5049 27 днів тому

      @@pamelacurl8342her friends were there??? bruh if my date choked on a potato & then left skid marks on the restaurant chair in front of my friends, i’d dig myself a hole right there. if i myself did that, i’d stab myself with a butter knife

  • @ahair0904
    @ahair0904 28 днів тому +185

    Her date nights consist of her two addictions: shopping for junk for herself and food addiction

    • @pinkfeet518
      @pinkfeet518 27 днів тому +6

      now that you’ve mentioned it, i’ve never seen her do anything else on date nights. i know she was fuuurrious that beck said no to eating out since that’s one of her only sources of happiness

  • @gigglesandhugs5690
    @gigglesandhugs5690 28 днів тому +158

    ever notice ALL her relationships are the same just different people. Same dates, hobbies, bossiness other words that arent youtube friendly

    • @ryanthomas49
      @ryanthomas49 28 днів тому +8

      Fuck UA-cam friendliness.

    • @gigglesandhugs5690
      @gigglesandhugs5690 28 днів тому +1

      @@ryanthomas49 well yes, but if i call her what she is it would be removed

    • @ryanthomas49
      @ryanthomas49 28 днів тому

      @@gigglesandhugs5690 I understand. I wasn't talking about you haha.

    • @gigglesandhugs5690
      @gigglesandhugs5690 28 днів тому +5

      @@ryanthomas49 oh, i know UA-cam is shady with what they allow and dont

  • @ReadAndThrift
    @ReadAndThrift 28 днів тому +127

    “I think fathers should be allowed maternity leave” is one of my favorite moments 😂 cracks me up every time

    • @LilAnnThrax
      @LilAnnThrax 27 днів тому +23

      Agreed. I also feel like Beck is a deep thinker. The quiet people in life often have a lot going on in their heads at any given point.

    • @rikkemariejepsen5567
      @rikkemariejepsen5567 26 днів тому +2

      Maternity leave is shared in Denmark 😅

  • @amandac.2406
    @amandac.2406 28 днів тому +132

    God she SNATCHED those Xbox cards out of crystals hands. Jesus

    • @briileigh
      @briileigh 27 днів тому +21

      i came to say the exact thing, but then i saw Krystal snatch them back just as hard😭

    • @Citykitty23
      @Citykitty23 27 днів тому +5

      I know!!! 😭

    • @amandac.2406
      @amandac.2406 27 днів тому +12

      @@briileigh I missed that!! Go Krystal! 😂

  • @MsGlitterBombz
    @MsGlitterBombz 28 днів тому +173

    Unpopular opinion but her in the Krystal era was the most insufferable alr ever. The heavy breathing, the loud inhales followed by a hard mouth smack every. single. time., her belittling Krystal, her acting like she bought her food and stuff when it was Krystals parents, her hatred toward Wanda, her weirdness towards James, her rudeness toward her audience was unhinged and delulu, just... Arghhh

    • @lillith77
      @lillith77 28 днів тому

      The weird tongue on those horrible piercings of hers

    • @po.ta.to.possum
      @po.ta.to.possum 28 днів тому +39

      Actually I think I have to agree. She was trying so hard to hide her true self behind this sweet, shy persona but it just made it worse. She just got louder and more in your face about it

    • @dunkinnatalie
      @dunkinnatalie 28 днів тому +5

      Yes. It's my favorite Era! It's insane the shit she did. Poor krystal

    • @kitkat77187
      @kitkat77187 28 днів тому +22

      I feel the same! It blows my mind when people talk positively about Amber in this era. Her nice, soft-spoken demeanor was so obviously ingenuine, I don't know how people find that version of her more bearable. She's a literal parasite that masks as whoever her current source of attention is.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 27 днів тому +11

      I find Krystle the dullest of all the girlfriends too. And I found Beck really dull and Jade Francis even duller.

  • @tbag1478
    @tbag1478 28 днів тому +238

    Not having the best day but hearing that intro and knowing what is coming has soothed me. Please never forget how much we all love you Salty 🩷

    • @Sixxela98
      @Sixxela98 28 днів тому +7

      I hope your day gets better! Keep on shining !!🖤

    • @Jason-ie1pg
      @Jason-ie1pg 28 днів тому +6

      Sending so much good vibes to you✨🌴

    • @tbag1478
      @tbag1478 28 днів тому +4

      @@Jason-ie1pg I love the internet sometimes; thank you 👏

    • @foooxface
      @foooxface 28 днів тому +2

      true

    • @auntieclara1811
      @auntieclara1811 27 днів тому +2

      100% agree.

  • @WillowJordan1979
    @WillowJordan1979 27 днів тому +21

    Beck said every day was the same. I'm beginning to realize what she meant. Amber wants to do two things: eat at a restaurant and shop at a (cheap crappy) store. Date night means eating out and going to a store, just like all other nights. There's no romance, it's just eating and shopping and eating and shopping in an endless nightmare loop. Someone should make a horror movie about this.

  • @yourfavoriteangel93
    @yourfavoriteangel93 28 днів тому +38

    Ya know the audacity this woman has to tell her partners they can't buy an item they'd enjoy, when it's their money, bothers the absolute hell out of me. Her to turn around and buy junk that will gather dust until she drops it off at Goodwill is so infuriating.

  • @FrogOnWiFi
    @FrogOnWiFi 28 днів тому +56

    If she was a vlogger during the Casey days, these vids woulda been nuts

  • @LindsayLindow
    @LindsayLindow 28 днів тому +84

    I HATE the snake bites. *HATE*

    • @po.ta.to.possum
      @po.ta.to.possum 28 днів тому +5

      lol I love mine but makes me want to take them out

    • @L.oh.ph.
      @L.oh.ph. 27 днів тому +2

      I want those but on the top, ion know what they’re called

    • @AngryLittleSponge
      @AngryLittleSponge 27 днів тому +4

      @@L.oh.ph. They're called angel bites - I have them!

  • @lillith77
    @lillith77 28 днів тому +49

    Amber didn't save a damn thing. None of it was her money. She was absolutely horrible to each and every partner because she doesn't care about anyone but herself

  • @WhatAreFrogs
    @WhatAreFrogs 28 днів тому +68

    She doesn’t get why she is cell phone case, perfumed and purse addicted? Gorl, it’s because it doesn’t matter if you’re 100 pounds or 600. All those things can be bought without having to truly think about it. You can’t just walk into target, pick a shirt up off the rack, and know it’s going to fit. You can’t even do that in Torrid!

    • @annieh.5049
      @annieh.5049 27 днів тому +2

      that’s such a good point, i never thought about that

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 27 днів тому +3

      Hence the earring addiction. It's the one body part that stays the same size. Nobody talks about the fact that she had facial piercings when she started on youtube but they just vanished.

  • @mayflowers5385
    @mayflowers5385 28 днів тому +34

    4:22 the way she snatched those cards would have me livid.

  • @SneakyT80
    @SneakyT80 28 днів тому +43

    She’s always used the scooters. I’ve noticed in The Ankles retro reacts from Krystle era. She’s not changed at all!

  • @teakru3383
    @teakru3383 28 днів тому +61

    Salty crab knew I needed to do my dishes already 😂😂 now I got my background video ❤

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. 27 днів тому +21

    Beck giving her a taste of her own medicine by asking her questions about the food 😂😂

  • @dani_dupae
    @dani_dupae 27 днів тому +18

    I cannot describe how upset I got when she snatched those Xbox cards out of Krystle’s hand 😢

  • @iamwhoasked
    @iamwhoasked 28 днів тому +42

    I doubt that Krystal "let her" keep clips of her in the vlod Ms Crab, amber was always recording her when she didn't want to be recorded 😅

  • @mobee5007
    @mobee5007 27 днів тому +20

    There’s a vlog that drives me insane where Destiny is trying to buy a few $5 shirts from Walmart for work and Amber is like “you don’t need more shirts!” And is really against her getting them and rolls her eyes like it’s the dumbest waste of money ever. Then she bought 2 kimonos and a bunch of card stock and other shit she didn’t need. It’s wild how she resource guards money, objects, and food.

    • @AnneQuiet
      @AnneQuiet 24 дні тому +3

      I'm sure that's the one where she got a tower of composition notebooks that we never saw again.

  • @rivers0ng
    @rivers0ng 27 днів тому +11

    I've always thought this but thsi video solidfied it for me - the way amber uses the concept of date night to manipulate beck into cheating on their diet is disgusting. She's not interested in going on dates with beck at all its vile.

    • @Alitina000
      @Alitina000 27 днів тому +3

      Yes exactlyy, she sabotages both herself and Beck because she cannot stand to see Beck doing better than her

  • @wvystarkai
    @wvystarkai 27 днів тому +14

    “Her income depends on that answer” MY JAW DROPPED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Jason-ie1pg
    @Jason-ie1pg 28 днів тому +15

    That’s the first time I see those target clips from the Krystal era and it’s crazy that she used a scooter even back then when she was lighter and more fit compared to these days. Also younger with less long term health issues than she has had for years now. This just adds so much more context to what we have seen over the years.
    Also how she always tried to film destiny's behind or in compromising situations…Mind blowing.

  • @Undeniably_Asher
    @Undeniably_Asher 26 днів тому +5

    I really like the format of this (and similar videos) where we see Amber do something through each era. It really highlights how nothing has really changed.

  • @19dresses
    @19dresses 28 днів тому +27

    9:25 Its hard to find veins, Amberlynn, when they are ENCASED in fat! 🙄 You'd think Nurse-Lynn would know that since she knows EVERYTHING about the medical sphere...maybe next time she could just draw the blood herself since nobody else can find the vein 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @pinkfeet518
      @pinkfeet518 27 днів тому

      miss girl had to get her ex-addict mom show her how to inject her ozempic although she has a 180 IQ

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 22 дні тому +1

      I need to get my blood drawn every 3 months ans I used to get "complimented" on how easy my veins are to find because I am so pasty 😭😭😭

  • @Hannahleigh_
    @Hannahleigh_ 28 днів тому +32

    4:03 damn that motorized scooter sounds like its struggleeeen for its LIFE

    • @tomekarice6794
      @tomekarice6794 16 днів тому +1

      I laughed way too hard at this!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 “struggleeeen..”

  • @DoYouLikeMyVest
    @DoYouLikeMyVest 28 днів тому +24

    Weird how each different gf & Amber always decide, "together", that they'll allow *themselfs* to eat out once a week. AL refuses to waddle outside in the rain bc her necklaces will get wet. Def not bc even in a light mist she'd be SOPPEEN wet by the time she got inside.

  • @hunterwill7826
    @hunterwill7826 27 днів тому +7

    Salty Crab you make my day dude. I needed this while I packed for a stressful trip. Not as stressful as Beck going to Lexington for pride and never actually going, but still stressful

  • @radlee974
    @radlee974 26 днів тому +6

    1:51 _”I_ got Krystal’s parents something… _we bolth_ like chipped in but...”
    So they got them something _together._ She’s the worst. Always has been, always will be.
    (I’ve also never heard someone refer to a meal at Applebees as “joyful”. lol. That must’ve been the _amazing_ Authorlynn speaking. lol.)

  • @tristanmaben
    @tristanmaben 27 днів тому +11

    7:39 “Here, take this.” She couldn’t be bothered to hold her snacks AND vlog.

  • @SpoonieCreates
    @SpoonieCreates 27 днів тому +10

    Beck messing with Amber when she starts vlogging her and asking questions seemingly out of nowhere will never not be funny to me

  • @Citykitty23
    @Citykitty23 27 днів тому +11

    4:27 the way amber snatched those cards out of her hands jfc

  • @TEETHINTONGUE
    @TEETHINTONGUE 28 днів тому +15

    Not only did she make beck drive that far for Red Lobster but she watched a show the whole drive. Ignoring beck the whole time!!!

  • @Farhabubble
    @Farhabubble 27 днів тому +9

    I started watching her around this era for motivation. My god since then, I've got married, had a baby, got wls, lost 40kgs, secured a great job and i still feel like I've done nothing with my life. Seeing her life is my comfort now😂😂

    • @lisarae7823
      @lisarae7823 26 днів тому

      Congrats on doing the things with your life! ❤

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 22 дні тому

      No, girlypop, find the value in your own life!
      Those are amazing achievements ❤
      Don't compare yourself to Pookie, who is literally doing nothing, when you've done so many great things!

  • @BelleAllBlack
    @BelleAllBlack 27 днів тому +6

    I frowned as hard as I could when amber said to smile

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 22 дні тому

      lmaooo
      Honestly, me when I was like 5 and one of those edutainment shows that I didn't like came on.
      You know, shows like Dora but older, where you point them in the wrong direction 😂

  • @Mmolonn
    @Mmolonn 28 днів тому +12

    😂😂😂😂😂
    “FUCK outta here of course you bought a planner” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. 27 днів тому +9

    I don’t like that Eric and Ricky had amber and jade stay over.. that was out of order. They were meant to be Becks good friends and amber was their abuser.. that don’t sit right with me. Maybe they needed rent money and told beck the plan

  • @jorma8785
    @jorma8785 28 днів тому +18

    This is my comfort content🫶🏼

  • @bethb4432
    @bethb4432 27 днів тому +5

    Salty - I LOVE that you said, “it’s ’she and I’” because I mentally make that correction all the time and thought I was the only one! Great video, too, as always!

    • @keributler297
      @keributler297 27 днів тому +1

      Same, gorl!

    • @trashcanchic
      @trashcanchic 25 днів тому +4

      That's one of my biggest pet peeves. So many people make that mistake and I have to mentally correct them to restore order and balance to the world lmao

  • @MaryMartinez-gp3fs
    @MaryMartinez-gp3fs 28 днів тому +9

    The shit she thinks is "weird" or "random" truly just isn’t for most people. Food truck festivals are typical and so fun. Like she is trying to make it seem less bad because she is overweight but it just sounds rude or tone deaf.

  • @Wiltingboy
    @Wiltingboy 26 днів тому +3

    Beck trying to have an actual conversation while Amber is like "uh what? Anyway, THE FOOD." Like gorl???

  • @lornarettig3215
    @lornarettig3215 28 днів тому +11

    Good grief - Destiny has bruises on her arm because it’s difficult to find a vein under all that fat, not because dedicated healthcare professionals aren’t good at their job 🙄

  • @thsrpnt3923
    @thsrpnt3923 27 днів тому +6

    Bro she manipulated the SHIT out of Beck about eating out... that's nuts

  • @MiSsipPi85
    @MiSsipPi85 28 днів тому +9

    Let’s go!!! Nice little break from work to watch some Salty Crab!

  • @ethelharris7406
    @ethelharris7406 28 днів тому +7

    the fact that you’re too lazy to get the umbrella out of your trunk is crazy, why even keep it in there

  • @DarthKater311
    @DarthKater311 28 днів тому +5

    Had a bout of depression for a few days. Your videos helped me through. ❤❤ thank you.

  • @HellsFurby
    @HellsFurby 27 днів тому +3

    Salty, ive learned so much from retro reacts about the Krystle era and my god she’s had some of her behaviors we see now back then when you really start watching them. I have to remind myself that she’s 23 in the Krystle era and acting the way she’s acted, not even diving in how mean she was to Krystle.
    AND I HATE THE IF YOURE NOT SMILING SMILE OUTRO LIKE NO NOW IM GOING TO FROWN EXTRA HARD 💀😭

  • @QuIeT_KhA0s
    @QuIeT_KhA0s 27 днів тому +3

    @10:53 😂🤣😂🤣 Salty I can't with you! I literally laughed out loud. I swear you say exactly what we're all thinking.

  • @patkeo2320
    @patkeo2320 27 днів тому +3

    Salty is extra snarky today, and I love it 😅

  • @sashawitwicky
    @sashawitwicky 27 днів тому +3

    4:27 did yall see the way she snatched those gift cards.
    shes always been a snatcher. such a rude individual who was never taught ANYTHING.

  • @alena5083
    @alena5083 28 днів тому +10

    she was definitely trying to show off her bandaid when she was showing where the water was on the seat 7:55

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. 28 днів тому +7

    Did Krystal’s parents foster her so they could get money for her? Otherwise they’d just be hosting their daughters gf..

    • @keributler297
      @keributler297 27 днів тому +1

      Nope, she was in her twenties when she lived with them. They seemed to be very comfortable financially

  • @nickywal
    @nickywal 28 днів тому +7

    She had such a weird relationship with Krystal's dad, very like with Eric. Also all of this money she got given to live with these people for free

  • @kathybailey9785
    @kathybailey9785 28 днів тому +10

    On the damn cart at 23!!!!!

  • @LilAnnThrax
    @LilAnnThrax 27 днів тому +2

    I know she pronounces 68% of the English language incorrectly but one of the ones that drives me most nuts is how she says "wool" instead of well or well.

  • @missmusic881
    @missmusic881 27 днів тому +3

    Hi salty I absolutely love your vids and find then sooo soothing is it possible to have a less colourful background when you're narrating cuz I love sleeping to your vids and they're a little bright ☺️

    • @SaltytheCrab
      @SaltytheCrab  27 днів тому +3

      Thank you for the suggestion, I’ll try to work on that ❤️

  • @ddccnnaa
    @ddccnnaa 25 днів тому +1

    i really enjoy your editing style and the way you comment on things, easily becoming my top favorite reaction channels !!

  • @battlebevy
    @battlebevy 28 днів тому +7

    We're just going to gloss over the fact that she has a list of things she wants to film and all we got were vlogs? And Q&As in a vlog. And Vlogs. And Mukbangs. Oh, and taste tests during vlogs.
    Short List.

  • @hexkink
    @hexkink 28 днів тому +3

    you’re my fave reaction channel your voice is so calming and i love your hey yall! ❤

    • @foooxface
      @foooxface 28 днів тому

      haha 😊said that too only few seconds after you

  • @PennyLynnBettorf
    @PennyLynnBettorf 27 днів тому +2

    To think she was using a scooter at around 28 years old is just insane. She clearly has no rock bottom ...smh and who buys a planner when you're 500lbs and never goes anywhere? She will "complete " the journal but she will never " complete " a program to save her life.

    • @BelleAllBlack
      @BelleAllBlack 27 днів тому +2

      She was 23 using the scooter with krystle😂

  • @Sadtrash666
    @Sadtrash666 27 днів тому +1

    Salty Crab stays blessing us. Thank you for the content

  • @scaryspaghetti6808
    @scaryspaghetti6808 27 днів тому +3

    Krystal’s feet were hurting cause they’re probably spending hours at the store 😒

  • @tincansquaredance
    @tincansquaredance 27 днів тому +3

    ALR was a phlebotomist in a past life.

  • @nicolemccoy2730
    @nicolemccoy2730 27 днів тому +1

    Salty crab, you were extra salty in this video and I was liveeeeeen for it! ❤

  • @obvlit2560
    @obvlit2560 27 днів тому +4

    lmao Amber's list of UA-cam ideas:
    Mukbang
    Eat With Me
    What I Ate Today
    Taste Test
    Grocery Haul
    Red Lobster Date Night
    Like, what exactly had she written down as her great, innovative new vlog ideas? She's filmed the same 5 things over and over for a decade.

    • @lisarae7823
      @lisarae7823 26 днів тому

      You forgot clickbaiting health scares.

  • @chxnjccn
    @chxnjccn 28 днів тому +6

    will forever miss the bow era

    • @nickywal
      @nickywal 28 днів тому +5

      It did give us the most American thing to ever American. A 500lber gasping for air sitting still, confused why her American flag bow looks backwards in the mirror. Meanwhile her partner is wearing a t-shirt saying party like it's 1776 over a photo of Lincoln

    • @kellytrindles984
      @kellytrindles984 28 днів тому

      @@nickywal😂 good one

  • @foooxface
    @foooxface 28 днів тому +1

    one of my favs channel❤

  • @annieh.5049
    @annieh.5049 27 днів тому +1

    red lobster slaps but an hour & a half away for it is madness. that’s about the same length as my flights from home to school 😭

  • @shimmershine6902
    @shimmershine6902 27 днів тому +2

    4:27 Oh Krystle baby you’re a saint because my anger issues could NEVER

  • @katerinathatcher7004
    @katerinathatcher7004 28 днів тому +6

    Salty Crab? The name that got me watching some of the videos! 🙄
    😊👏🦀🍽️🍴🍷🍿 Seafood!

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 27 днів тому +3

    Why did she have to snatch those Xbox cards?

  • @thesilentdiva
    @thesilentdiva 24 дні тому +1

    The way she snatched those cards at 4:25 ...geez

  • @dreyes1930
    @dreyes1930 28 днів тому +6

    She definitely had a thing for James

  • @laylalee9715
    @laylalee9715 28 днів тому +3

    I'm early! We appreciate you salty! And I will forever say destiny is the one that got away

  • @wendigoblin
    @wendigoblin 23 дні тому +2

    She was so nasty to Krystal. She tried to use a low-BMI voice and pretended to be shy but good lord what a horrible person. I hope Krystal is happy and thriving 🖤

  • @amberford5658
    @amberford5658 27 днів тому +2

    I used to go to Logan's all the time...awesome place😁

  • @blade7373
    @blade7373 27 днів тому +1

    the thumbnail made me think of those asmr rps and what if amber made one of those 😭

  • @Hyggehjem
    @Hyggehjem 27 днів тому +2

    Salty, can you make a video “Amberlynn annoying Twinkie”? 😅😅

  • @pancakesyo
    @pancakesyo 28 днів тому +8

    1:20 can you PLEASE PLEASE just once in a video call her Wipey? 🙏 pleeeeease 😆

  • @Luvinus
    @Luvinus 26 днів тому +2

    “You want to go home 🥺 I don’t want you to feel bad” = I using the right words but you know we’re not going home.

  • @thesilentdiva
    @thesilentdiva 24 дні тому +2

    I didn't know about the crystal era scooter riding either

  • @Alitina000
    @Alitina000 27 днів тому +1

    Thank you for posting these videos, your voice and way of talking is so comforting - it feels like talking to a friend.. and I can just relax while having these in the background 😊

  • @kroratt123
    @kroratt123 27 днів тому +1

    The flat tire 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kebaman39
    @Kebaman39 26 днів тому +3

    Imagine seeing this giant toddler with the white bow in her poop bun come waddling by.

  • @victoriawitmer3356
    @victoriawitmer3356 27 днів тому +7

    As a middle schooler I can confirm I make better financial decisions then Amber

    • @Alitina000
      @Alitina000 27 днів тому +2

      Oh my gosh when I was in middle school, I started watching Amberlynn... now I'm a senior in HS and have been sucked into the Amberverse ever since. :0

    • @victoriawitmer3356
      @victoriawitmer3356 23 дні тому +2

      @@Alitina000 I'm hooked on it

  • @Hannahleigh_
    @Hannahleigh_ 28 днів тому +5

    How the heck has she dated more than me. Literally only ever been with 2 people my whole life 😅
    Edit: atleast I’m not settling for just anyone like AL. Kinda glad I’m single rn lol

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 27 днів тому +3

      Exactly. I have no doubt that you could have Amber’s life if you wanted it - no job, no skills, no experience, no friends, no hobbies, no activities, barely leaves the house… but manages to persuade some equally dull people to be her ‘girlfriend’. You could have that for a life if you wanted. And you don’t want it 🙌🏼💪🏼

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 27 днів тому +1

      As I explain to my single and serial monogamous friends in the most smug way possible; the fact that I've only been with one person my whole life means I have a 100% success rate at dating. Knocked it out of the park on my first attempt. Scoreboard.
      Having dated lots of people isn't a good thing. That's like saying having gone to a lot of job interviews means someone has had career success.

  • @carrueross2705
    @carrueross2705 28 днів тому +3

    Didn’t Krystle get disability money every month? I thought I read that somewhere. Regardless, Amber was grifting off that family for years! And never once paid back Krystle’s parents for all their help.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 27 днів тому

      Yes. And Krystle’s parents gave her about 1400 a month.

    • @therealhousewifeofballtown
      @therealhousewifeofballtown 27 днів тому

      Maybe Krystal had Social Security, they will pay for companions that help the disabled person . I used to do that and I was making $15 an hour and that was 20 years ago so it was good money at the time . You submit all your hours and receive a check every month

  • @Redfoxybrown
    @Redfoxybrown 27 днів тому +2

    Seeing her in all the eras just shows that she’s regressed soo much….damn 😅

  • @Mari-hx4lk
    @Mari-hx4lk 25 днів тому

    are we gonna talk about how amber snatched the xbox gift cards out of krystal’s hand 😭

  • @alena5083
    @alena5083 28 днів тому +2

    i love watching these on my walks 😋

  • @lauragoodspeed6242
    @lauragoodspeed6242 26 днів тому +1

    Thank you for feeding us, Mother 🦀 🧂 can’t get enough of that salty goodness!!! ❤

    • @SaltytheCrab
      @SaltytheCrab  16 днів тому +1

      Gah! I don't know how I missed seeing this, thank you SOO much!!! I really appreciate it!!

  • @Vi_ronica
    @Vi_ronica 28 днів тому +1

    Hey y'all! 🦀❤

  • @lightningbug276
    @lightningbug276 28 днів тому +3

    Saved up whose money? 👀

  • @Bicth97
    @Bicth97 День тому

    I hate how amber belittled her gf's choices when the shit she buys is on the same tier

  • @BelleAllBlack
    @BelleAllBlack 27 днів тому +4

    Amber critiquing how people can’t “take blood” is wild. Yeah it’s hard to find veins on obese people, it’s simple as hell on normal people

    • @erika2m16
      @erika2m16 22 дні тому

      I'm "normal" and my veins are nearly impossible to find without an ultrasound

  • @jaimeehulsey3200
    @jaimeehulsey3200 14 днів тому

    The scooters always kill me. I had a bad ankle injury in 2023, and I had surgery to fix it. I was non weightbearing for 6 weeks, and I still refused to use scooters. Someone else probably needed it more when I can use other mobility aids. I don't get it.

  • @Houseproudasamotherhen
    @Houseproudasamotherhen 27 днів тому +1

    The perfume section at 5 below sounds awful.