So this is Belle Delphine's Sister...

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  • Опубліковано 4 лип 2020
  • belle delphine's sister is back, as well as other belle delphine clones, and i kwite am here to type words into the description box
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  • @Max-yn1zb
    @Max-yn1zb 3 роки тому +4831

    Everyone: Ugh I hate wearing face masks it’s so uncomfortable
    Kwite: First time?

    • @ssj2noob722
      @ssj2noob722 3 роки тому +24

      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html "Shrek 5 Trailer"

    • @bradenb803
      @bradenb803 3 роки тому +42

      SSJ2 Noob I bet that’s a rick roll

    • @dylanhansen2352
      @dylanhansen2352 3 роки тому +19

      Braden Ballard it is

    • @bradenb803
      @bradenb803 3 роки тому +9

      Dylan Hansen big oof

    • @Bypasso
      @Bypasso 3 роки тому +5

      @@bradenb803 u sure, I might click it just to war others

  • @Nectius
    @Nectius 3 роки тому +3239

    Belle and "Cow" arguing over who started the cow thing...
    Me, an intellectual: *Doja Cat*

    • @dblsweatZ
      @dblsweatZ 3 роки тому +63

      Her forehead look like my driveway 😂😭

    • @Zmbe_glttr_gutz
      @Zmbe_glttr_gutz 3 роки тому +20

      @@dblsweatZ that was mean but i dont know who your talking about so thats all im saying

    • @dblsweatZ
      @dblsweatZ 3 роки тому +6

      benson gray doja cat

    • @jaderod3854
      @jaderod3854 3 роки тому +7

      @@dblsweatZ lmfao oh no 😂💀

    • @sleepyboi1732
      @sleepyboi1732 3 роки тому +3

      Mooooo

  • @gabs2989
    @gabs2989 3 роки тому +696

    “her gag is drinking milk...and that she doesn’t gag.”

    • @azreanaibrahim2721
      @azreanaibrahim2721 3 роки тому +11

      Top quality content right......sigh..

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 3 роки тому +3

      She doesn't gag but she certainly doesn't swallow.

  • @treeman5400
    @treeman5400 3 роки тому +614

    I don't know why this dude showed up in my recommended but I'm glad he did.

  • @Greyluvscats
    @Greyluvscats 3 роки тому +2041

    “there’s no joke, im just insecure” - Kwite 2020
    We all stan Kwite

    • @tughiij3997
      @tughiij3997 3 роки тому +8

      How did you get that heavenly gmail account picture

    • @captaincheese3848
      @captaincheese3848 3 роки тому +3

      Kwite is my spirit animal

    • @hyacinth4895
      @hyacinth4895 3 роки тому +1

      i just came here from a kwite video omg,,,,,,,,,

    • @Greyluvscats
      @Greyluvscats 3 роки тому

      T ugh II J lol idk i just randomly found it deep in my camera role and i liked. might’ve gotten it from a friend idk

    • @cuminmyass6358
      @cuminmyass6358 3 роки тому +1

      Stan Kwite and you won't get cancer

  • @ryn943
    @ryn943 3 роки тому +7648

    *they’re multiplying*

  • @evaaa757
    @evaaa757 3 роки тому +569

    kwite: “you are currently at the five minute mark”
    me: *knows i just started the video but checks anyway*

  • @akiramaverick12
    @akiramaverick12 3 роки тому +1305

    I'm reaaaally sorry but Belle looks more.... decent than this girl •~• Belle's cringe lvl is 60% but this girl is hitting 100% for me :(

  • @PickledMemes
    @PickledMemes 3 роки тому +2020

    Karens be like "I can't breath with this mask on!"
    This guy been wearing a mask from the starting of his career

    • @timothycoulby9514
      @timothycoulby9514 3 роки тому +57

      "No ones cared who I was until I put on the mask"

    • @iiiiii3556
      @iiiiii3556 3 роки тому +8

      it's not karens... i can barely breathe wearing one myself..

    • @ppzuccunoreverse7460
      @ppzuccunoreverse7460 3 роки тому +31

      @lofiBeats Karen spotted

    • @-Whiz-
      @-Whiz- 3 роки тому +3

      lofiBeats how

    • @liamthomas4644
      @liamthomas4644 3 роки тому +4

      @rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon hey, man. Two people in my family wore masks, kept their distance, took all the precautionary measures given and they still caught the virus and Died.
      They stayed at home, still caught the virus and are now in dirt. I doubt that a piece of cloth works.
      I just wear it so I don't get pepper sprayed, beat up.

  • @flip7490
    @flip7490 3 роки тому +1193

    It's a new species "Bellus Queennus Delphinus"
    This one is probably got separated from the parents after birth.
    The Bellus Queennus Delphinus preys on the defenseless Simps, an evolutionary branch from the homo sapiens that started about a year or two ago. Both the Bellus Queennus Delphinus and the Simps are harmless.
    Addendum: I forgot to say the simps use a tactic known as "Tier 3 sub-ing" and, although only as last resort "Only Fans-ning" is also used. They use these tactics to simp for the Bellus Delphinus species, hence their name. Simps also fight for the Bellus Delphinus species just like bucks in the nature, however, instead of antlers, they use something called Canceling.
    Also forgot to add the Bellus Queenus Delphinus and the Bellus Delphinus are evolutionary cousins of the E-girls, another species that also preys on simps, but they use their Twitch to prey.

    • @saugondeese6306
      @saugondeese6306 3 роки тому +58

      Harmless my arse. The Bellus Queennus Delphiniuses have very agressive psychological effects on the human brain, even more so on Simps.

    • @idkwhatnametochoose8335
      @idkwhatnametochoose8335 3 роки тому +12

      Yes but the cow like species of the Bellus Queenus Dalphinus are now sadly extinguished

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 3 роки тому +3

      Simpuss*

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 3 роки тому +11

      @@saugondeese6306 nah dude thats really harmless, if you cant keep your peepee in your pants and consequently your money in your wallet, its on you, not on the tiddies on the screen

    • @keychains5806
      @keychains5806 3 роки тому +3

      @@EveTheRaviolo spoken like a true wiseman.

  • @ThePhrozenOne
    @ThePhrozenOne 3 роки тому +63

    She can't even ahegao. She just spitin out the milk, almost looks like she throwing up like a drunk girl.

  • @thanuush1635
    @thanuush1635 3 роки тому +148

    Why is his mask look like an alien translation device where this guy speaks some alien language and have alien mouth

  • @Jekhi
    @Jekhi 3 роки тому +2556

    Jesus Christ I shouldn’t watch this with my family in the car with me

  • @whitobam6403
    @whitobam6403 3 роки тому +2285

    I have a theory: look at how his mask moves, I think his mouth is sideways

    • @sp1d3ycide
      @sp1d3ycide 3 роки тому +169

      STOP IT

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku 3 роки тому +180

      THANKS
      _I HATE IT_

    • @kristasweetleaf5695
      @kristasweetleaf5695 3 роки тому +77

      Oh god I hate the way it moves

    • @iamcar397
      @iamcar397 3 роки тому +29

      Whit Obam wait it’s like the mutant father is Futurama ...

    • @Imaniluv3
      @Imaniluv3 3 роки тому +20

      My eyes hurt now thaannkks

  • @kenzie_zen1596
    @kenzie_zen1596 3 роки тому +273

    Kwite: if it’s beef between two cows, is it still called beef?
    Me: it’s called Pork

  • @WoofWoofWolffe
    @WoofWoofWolffe 3 роки тому +452

    LMAO! I made it Mom and Dad 7:12 Now, gotta find DAZ

  • @proteanalias
    @proteanalias 3 роки тому +693

    I can't stop looking at the crease in his mask that comes and goes when he talks and it's making me really uncomfortable

    • @Kongaslam
      @Kongaslam 3 роки тому +123

      His mouth is sideways. That’s what he’s hiding! He’s a mutant.

    • @karenluvsjesus3319
      @karenluvsjesus3319 3 роки тому +37

      Now I can’t unsee it

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 роки тому +32

      Look at the eyes and imagine the lights as his pupils.
      It works

    • @joaopedrosambatti2474
      @joaopedrosambatti2474 3 роки тому +6

      It's something most humans do and it's called breathing

    • @hiimsofi1899
      @hiimsofi1899 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr, I couldn't stop looking at it once I noticed

  • @John-ir9tb
    @John-ir9tb 3 роки тому +776

    Belle delphine: “no you can’t just copy one of my videos multiple times and get money for it!”
    Cowtittymilk: haha tongue go brrrrrr

    • @commentcat8927
      @commentcat8927 3 роки тому +6

      No it makes a pufferfish sound

    • @Onceortwice45
      @Onceortwice45 3 роки тому +3

      Anime thighs tho

    • @Nankaina.
      @Nankaina. 3 роки тому +2

      Omg where did u get that profile pic :O

    • @onepolarboi2254
      @onepolarboi2254 3 роки тому +3

      ItzKaylee The only thing I know that’s from is the thumbnail of anime thighs

    • @John-ir9tb
      @John-ir9tb 3 роки тому +2

      Comment Cat Like an ÆÜGH?

  • @Melodiizs
    @Melodiizs 3 роки тому +76

    How badly did these girls get raised to end up like this

  • @Lens.wig39
    @Lens.wig39 3 роки тому +47

    I gagged and almost vomited when she spat the milk out of her mouth and into the water/food dish grosss

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 3 роки тому +2

      one could say you gagged at her gag-

  • @meridamartin5882
    @meridamartin5882 3 роки тому +554

    I am sorry but compared to this girl, belle delphine looks like a sane cam girl human being

    • @icouldntthinkofagoodname7216
      @icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 3 роки тому +31

      It's like belle Delphine is Rape category hentai while cowtitty is Futanari gangbang tentacles. I would fap to some rape hentai specially if the plot is there but never to Futanari or gangbang

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 3 роки тому +18

      Jerry Wells wtf kinda p0rn do you watch?!
      I’m not judging.. hentoi is pretty epic

    • @nenuuh
      @nenuuh 3 роки тому +11

      @@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 excuse me, what?

    • @taurusdragon4763
      @taurusdragon4763 3 роки тому +11

      @@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 *_hello police over here!_*

    • @akiramaverick12
      @akiramaverick12 3 роки тому +11

      Belle looks more... uh decent?

  • @frostiewest4606
    @frostiewest4606 3 роки тому +896

    i like how we live in a world where people have arguments over who's better a t being a sexy cow

    • @Nawa11YT
      @Nawa11YT 3 роки тому +16

      Fancy Bear I’m in the left generation

    • @Nawa11YT
      @Nawa11YT 3 роки тому +10

      @Dimitri Putra I'm in the backwards Generation

    • @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471
      @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 3 роки тому +8

      @@Nawa11YT I'm in the downwards spiral generation

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 3 роки тому +14

      I’m in the *[REDACTED]* generation

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 3 роки тому +4

      Right!
      Obviously it's me

  • @cereaum3681
    @cereaum3681 3 роки тому +35

    That first milk clip made me actually want to puke

  • @Hoobers
    @Hoobers 3 роки тому +46

    Video: contains milk
    Kid watches this: I’m lactose intolerant

  • @marslikestarsss
    @marslikestarsss 3 роки тому +525

    I hate the way the milk stays in her tongue, it looks...
    Disgusting!

    • @normalbird1139
      @normalbird1139 3 роки тому +32

      Yep. There are times ahegaos are done right and this one is wrong in 50 dimension, the dimension in which this is disgusting and make me want to vomit my eyes

    • @DaOttah
      @DaOttah 3 роки тому +10

      @@normalbird1139 yes, that is very true, we are very specific about ahegao 😤😤😤

    • @Mr.kai1999
      @Mr.kai1999 3 роки тому +3

      That’s cause it’s not actually milk

    • @peachsolocup
      @peachsolocup 3 роки тому

      @@DaOttah we are

    • @namelastname7895
      @namelastname7895 3 роки тому

      @@Mr.kai1999 a man of culture as well.

  • @wyun220
    @wyun220 3 роки тому +818

    She kinda looks like WillNE when they made that agheo-whatever face

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +101

    "good things to not come in threes"
    King Fu Panda and How To Drain Your Dragon:
    Am I a joke to you?

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 3 роки тому

      Yes there third movie of those trilogy's were bad

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 3 роки тому +1

      The Star Wars OT and Prequels?

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +6

      Panda Fan Kung Fu panda 3 was a masterpiece and HTTYD 3 Was incredible tf are you on

    • @jonaspetersen3072
      @jonaspetersen3072 3 роки тому +2

      How to train your dragon 3 made me cry at the ending. Loved the movie. Don't know about kung fu panda. Have only seen the first one

    • @fungalchamber7463
      @fungalchamber7463 3 роки тому +3

      How does one drain a dragon

  • @PyroInsom
    @PyroInsom 3 роки тому +34

    His mask moves like his mouth is in a vertical position...

    • @emmvibert3902
      @emmvibert3902 3 роки тому +1

      maybe thats why he wears a mask XD

  • @miss_sheep
    @miss_sheep 3 роки тому +974

    Who’s gonna be the one to tell them?
    You know, that cows almost always drink water?

    • @dylanhansen2352
      @dylanhansen2352 3 роки тому +115

      If those girls could read they’d be very upset

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 3 роки тому +9

      Dylan Hansen HAH nice one bruv

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 3 роки тому +36

      "Say milk 3 times"
      "Milk, milk, milk"
      "What does the cow drink"
      "Milk"
      "No it's water stupiddd"
      "😐"

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 3 роки тому +13

      Not if they’re newborns.

    • @godseiyaa
      @godseiyaa 3 роки тому +7

      Lifeform Lover maam not to be rude but they said “almost always” so uh..

  • @sike7583
    @sike7583 3 роки тому +721

    Theory: Everysingle belle delphine “sister” is kwite him self

    • @woiong
      @woiong 3 роки тому +22

      I think you misspelled fact

    • @sike7583
      @sike7583 3 роки тому +17

      WOIONG sorry I will never make this mistake ever again

    • @BakedBeanLOZ3R
      @BakedBeanLOZ3R 3 роки тому +3

      That’s a crazy plot twist

  • @Spookdog
    @Spookdog 3 роки тому +68

    I hope cow girl is doing okay, that message about her family seemed kinda odd. no one should have to delete their social media bc of their family :c

    • @chadcaldwell6374
      @chadcaldwell6374 3 роки тому +12

      My father is that kind of person. He doesn't let my family have any freedom, all the while claiming that we can do whatever we want, until we do. Some families are screwed up my friend.

  • @kenziiixxx3628
    @kenziiixxx3628 3 роки тому +12

    He looks like he’s gonna say. “She doesn’t even go here”

  • @user-fd5nj2kb3s
    @user-fd5nj2kb3s 3 роки тому +422

    This is what humanity has devolved into...

    • @superloko9926
      @superloko9926 3 роки тому +1

      I have lost all faith

    • @user-un5xj1wl6p
      @user-un5xj1wl6p 3 роки тому

      Nope, it's caputism at it's finest.

    • @TheInquisitor2012
      @TheInquisitor2012 3 роки тому +1

      we must ask the church
      to restore the *_INQUISITION_*
      iN THE OF THE EMPER... eh.. pope
      yeah .. that. guy.

    • @Freak0naleash
      @Freak0naleash 3 роки тому

      The comment section is giving me hope tho

    • @PerseusR51
      @PerseusR51 3 роки тому

      Where is the *Unsee Juice?*

  • @addybishop308
    @addybishop308 3 роки тому +344

    Maybe I’ll be Delphine
    I’m already Delphine
    What about tittymilk
    I’m already tittymilk...

    • @citguevara2344
      @citguevara2344 3 роки тому +14

      I’ll be rusty

    • @libertyprime398
      @libertyprime398 3 роки тому +29

      Bro you just posted cringe

    • @zach7829
      @zach7829 3 роки тому +7

      You still have time to delete this also smol pp

    • @whenyou3939
      @whenyou3939 3 роки тому +3

      No, not again, not like this!

    • @addybishop308
      @addybishop308 3 роки тому

      Female so...you aren’t wrong

  • @jadintimothy842
    @jadintimothy842 3 роки тому +56

    Why this man look like the gay dude from mean girls”she doesn’t go here” dude. I love to see it lol

  • @Randomninja47
    @Randomninja47 3 роки тому +12

    After you played that first clip I regretted clicking on this recommended video.

  • @envy_3414
    @envy_3414 3 роки тому +283

    Imagine milking a cow and it looks at you and it does the aheago face

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 3 роки тому +14

      AAAAAAAAAAA THAT’S NO COW!

    • @lGH05Tl
      @lGH05Tl 3 роки тому +3

      ah wtf

    • @moon._grass7200
      @moon._grass7200 3 роки тому +4

      Rule 34

    • @normalbird1139
      @normalbird1139 3 роки тому +20

      Cow: *F-farmer-sama, this is e-embarrassing. Not infront of my children!*

    • @brokenhearts4817
      @brokenhearts4817 3 роки тому +8

      Eniak Loware oh please no not again

  • @riverdaisy4215
    @riverdaisy4215 3 роки тому +452

    Calling it “beef” between cows is like calling it “placenta” between humans

  • @thisislargemouth5566
    @thisislargemouth5566 3 роки тому +25

    Everyone talking about how interesting the video is I just wanna know where the "fart with that ass" song came from. 😂

  • @loukritiablack3573
    @loukritiablack3573 3 роки тому +15

    "If the beef is between two cows, is it still called beef?"
    Ahh, we can always count on Kwite to ask the pertinent questions.

  • @ssecorp4613
    @ssecorp4613 3 роки тому +308

    Soon there’s going to be a brother who rubs apple juice on himself. I’m calling it.

  • @jfaux7433
    @jfaux7433 3 роки тому +125

    That part of his mask that goes in and out when he talks or breathes weirdly fascinates me

    • @estrellalilyana1137
      @estrellalilyana1137 3 роки тому

      i thought i was the only one😂

    • @labagoo5540
      @labagoo5540 3 роки тому +4

      It’s because his mouth isn’t there , his mouth is the mask.

    • @sweethalfnote
      @sweethalfnote 3 роки тому

      Lmao I was just thinking that and I was thinking hard of which anime character it remind me of and the it hit me, it’s kakashi hakate.

  • @JohnnyL69
    @JohnnyL69 3 роки тому +5

    "If the beef is between two cows, is it still called beef?"
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @erickidd129
    @erickidd129 3 роки тому +5

    this is a whole new level of "it runs in the family"

  • @aname4522
    @aname4522 3 роки тому +671

    Day 8 of writing my diary in kwite’s videos
    : today I went to world market and spent 41 dollars on food.

  • @UltraSexyChipotle
    @UltraSexyChipotle 3 роки тому +460

    "The person sending me this had a Power Puff Girl sipping tea picture so I knew the info they where giving me was good"
    I-

    • @cholethebandito6228
      @cholethebandito6228 3 роки тому +2

      Wow, I didn't think I would find Arthur watching videos like this.

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 3 роки тому +1

      Hmm…

    • @aviaviavian
      @aviaviavian 3 роки тому +1

      Several things are... certainly things here

    • @leapingmidgets
      @leapingmidgets 3 роки тому +1

      I read this right as he said it 😂

    • @delilah4668
      @delilah4668 3 роки тому

      Ultra Sexy Chipotle love your pfp

  • @rachelbennett5595
    @rachelbennett5595 3 роки тому +169

    kwite:if the beef is between two cows is it still called beef
    me: no its called a double cheese burger
    it might have been a dad joke but it was funny
    i think
    (edit) OMG thx for 130 likes :DDDDD

    • @ann.d180
      @ann.d180 3 роки тому +2

      thank you jin

    • @rachelbennett5595
      @rachelbennett5595 3 роки тому +3

      ARMY

    • @llamalord111
      @llamalord111 3 роки тому +1

      If there's beef between 2 cows wouldn't it be a triple cheese burger? I need answers

    • @rachelbennett5595
      @rachelbennett5595 3 роки тому +1

      @@llamalord111 no because there are only 2 cows

    • @astropheliaaa
      @astropheliaaa 3 роки тому

      Nice dad joke as always jin-

  • @lacevein
    @lacevein 3 роки тому +66

    (I’m a straight female istg I’m no simp) Belle is actually hot, don’t disrespect Belle by calling this thing her sister

    • @pluviophilelover6158
      @pluviophilelover6158 3 роки тому +9

      females can be simps too

    • @leavesoffall4636
      @leavesoffall4636 3 роки тому +11

      I kinda agree with you. Belle is "professional" and knows better how to produce her videos and costumes

    • @yourlocalanimesimp7393
      @yourlocalanimesimp7393 3 роки тому +4

      I’m not a straight female but I think she’s pretty hot

    • @sknk.hunt42
      @sknk.hunt42 3 роки тому +6

      im a gay female and i think shes pretty hot

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 3 роки тому +7

      I'm a straight female and thought Belle is cute and acts better-- the other girl made me want to vomit because that's exactly what she made it look when she dumped the milk out all at once --

  • @jayeezy77
    @jayeezy77 3 роки тому +418

    I bet that her mom disowned her cause she was acting like belle delphine

    • @nekofreekgirl
      @nekofreekgirl 3 роки тому +6

      She's still doin damn good for herself look at that house!!!!

    • @luvxiety
      @luvxiety 3 роки тому +1

      No she didn’t and she actually has moved on past this since it has been a year and she wants to move on with her life, thank you

    • @balazsjanosdominko5603
      @balazsjanosdominko5603 3 роки тому +2

      This is not a bet, its the *T R U T H*

    • @user-gl7ry9pm5j
      @user-gl7ry9pm5j 3 роки тому +6

      @@luvxiety can you please tell more about this? Do you have any source for that?

    • @mirsolis4992
      @mirsolis4992 3 роки тому +1

      Belle has made so much money if she has shared some of it with her family I bet they are playing nice with her.

  • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
    @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 роки тому +120

    So she goes by cow, but she drinks milk... Cows drink water girl.

  • @cartertardiff303
    @cartertardiff303 3 роки тому +13

    So that’s means belle Delphine had a morgz of her own

  • @skinnyrat4277
    @skinnyrat4277 3 роки тому +8

    her lashes look like a bug landed on her eyes

  • @Thunder_God_Eneru
    @Thunder_God_Eneru 3 роки тому +69

    4:51 this dude just strait up water boarding himself that deserves a like

  • @lilyfaye1139
    @lilyfaye1139 3 роки тому +159

    9:40
    "Get it? He dosen't fit in things? Its like the misfits dosen't fit? Frick you." This took me a while to spot :'D

    • @kinglozzer4421
      @kinglozzer4421 3 роки тому +5

      Thank you

    • @anthonyele4976
      @anthonyele4976 3 роки тому +10

      Much appreciated, I eventually gave up

    • @lilyfaye1139
      @lilyfaye1139 3 роки тому +2

      @@anthonyele4976 No problem

    • @iwueseessaygyado1406
      @iwueseessaygyado1406 3 роки тому

      Famm I had to go to x0.5

    • @nuno-cunha
      @nuno-cunha 3 роки тому +1

      @@iwueseessaygyado1406 If you're on PC, you can pause the video near the frame you want to take a look at and then use the comma and period keys (back 1 frame, forward 1 frame). It doesn't resume the video, so you can use it multiple times. 😉

  • @palidony
    @palidony 3 роки тому +7

    the difference between them is that belle is actually cute

  • @anwoo8825
    @anwoo8825 3 роки тому +9

    "bad things come in three"
    Me: why do I hear dubstep mayan music

  • @friskjustfrisk
    @friskjustfrisk 3 роки тому +96

    THE CLICKBAIT DIDNT WORK ON ME THIS TIME-
    wait...

  • @sfsasdg129
    @sfsasdg129 3 роки тому +132

    Doja cat was the first cow before belle and cow even though it was just a song called moo or somethjng on august 10th of 2018 but still very Similar

  • @apparentlyminaashidosgirlf5973
    @apparentlyminaashidosgirlf5973 3 роки тому +20

    This whole video made me feel sick because I'm lactose intolerant.

  • @AriesDaFairy
    @AriesDaFairy 3 роки тому +6

    Cow looks like she's trying too hard to be like Belle

  • @blue1601
    @blue1601 3 роки тому +97

    Kwite: "You're at the five-minute mark"
    Me: but i-
    Kwite with a gun: "I SAID YOU'RE AT THE FIVE MINUTE MARK!"

  • @BowieIsAfraid
    @BowieIsAfraid 3 роки тому +78

    As a species we are *EVOLVING BACKWARDS*

  • @Roug3e_Bunny
    @Roug3e_Bunny 3 роки тому +6

    that hurt to see wish i could go back in time and not knowing she existed.

  • @dylanhynds5877
    @dylanhynds5877 3 роки тому +2

    Ok... 2 videos in and you've earned my respect. SUBSCRIBED!

  • @TouchTouchTelephone
    @TouchTouchTelephone 3 роки тому +31

    Oh god there's more of them...

    • @dizzwrizz
      @dizzwrizz 3 роки тому +3

      unfortunately

    • @Trix469
      @Trix469 3 роки тому +2

      I believe if you feed them after midnight....well you get this

  • @Greyluvscats
    @Greyluvscats 3 роки тому +40

    “good things come in small packages” - kindergarten, christmas

  • @anni.y6448
    @anni.y6448 3 роки тому +17

    Belle is a genius........... you cant lie about it

  • @edgyelectrokinetic6761
    @edgyelectrokinetic6761 3 роки тому +4

    "This is getting out of hand... Now there are *two* of them!"

  • @valsonder
    @valsonder 3 роки тому +42

    kwite really did go "everyone's they/them until proven otherwise"

  • @hooroo._.7475
    @hooroo._.7475 3 роки тому +124

    How is this guy not past 1 mil already he’s hilarious 😂

  • @Ari22678
    @Ari22678 3 роки тому +1

    i love how intricate these videos are, i never get bored of these and it’s only cause kwite makes everything interesting

  • @OpheliaKeats
    @OpheliaKeats 3 роки тому

    I found this channel today and I’ve started a binge watch all of his videos. Subscribed after five mins. Keep up the good content!

  • @Mio-lz9gj
    @Mio-lz9gj 3 роки тому +240

    E thots:
    Lactose intolerant people: Try again later

    • @supernova3923
      @supernova3923 3 роки тому +5

      I just found out I was lactose intolerant I thought it was a curse but since I found this girl I think I’ve been given a gift

    • @dontquestionthecheese2654
      @dontquestionthecheese2654 3 роки тому

      As someone who destroys his own anus in approximately .023 seconds after touching anything dairy,yes

    • @Spookdog
      @Spookdog 3 роки тому +1

      what if it's almond milk tho

    • @brentherndon7727
      @brentherndon7727 3 роки тому

      HA!!!!!!! 😭

    • @brentherndon7727
      @brentherndon7727 3 роки тому

      Good one 🤣

  • @brinonymousredacted3809
    @brinonymousredacted3809 3 роки тому +32

    Bell delphine isnt for me personally, but I respect the hustle

    • @zacoutortue009
      @zacoutortue009 3 роки тому +10

      That girl know what she's doing and she's god damn good at it

  • @alexzamudio9239
    @alexzamudio9239 3 роки тому +4

    You can tell how he feels about something just by looking at his eyebrows

  • @MountainDewGorillaBoy
    @MountainDewGorillaBoy 3 роки тому

    I just started watching you content and your one of the funniest people on UA-cam

  • @ElKinzzler
    @ElKinzzler 3 роки тому +124

    “What about the Tri-State area?”

    • @kingofavation7007
      @kingofavation7007 3 роки тому +3

      Also triangles one of the most strucally stable shapes

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 3 роки тому

      Let’s start small, with that.

  • @ghostie8341
    @ghostie8341 3 роки тому +108

    "So what do you do for living?"
    "I barf milk in a doggy bowl"
    "........"

  • @squishprince
    @squishprince 3 роки тому +21

    “Either way I think this whole battle might be stagnant, like my career was until last week-“
    This almost made me CHOKE because I literally *just* started getting recommended your channel last week 💀💀💀

  • @mercuryluxart9595
    @mercuryluxart9595 3 роки тому +3

    "burning your tongue but for your eyes"
    That's so friggin accurate - my eyes are literally watering. Just from watching that.

  • @disfunctional
    @disfunctional 3 роки тому +81

    “Reloads shotgun with malicious intent”

  • @treflosho
    @treflosho 3 роки тому +89

    Remember, if Kwite can wear a mask for over 2 years, you can wear a mask for a few hours.

    • @hudbudmudsud
      @hudbudmudsud 3 роки тому +2

      He wore masks before it was cool/ necessary

  • @ilanidrac
    @ilanidrac 3 роки тому +2

    I knew Sub Zero was the most wise in all of MK.

  • @berryybluee
    @berryybluee 3 роки тому +1

    “Now there are two of them”

  • @nottheonly1
    @nottheonly1 3 роки тому +59

    "Watching that clip is like burning your tongue, but for your eyes"
    *Imagines tongue-eyes*
    ...

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 3 роки тому

      I swear I’ve seen that exact thing in a Japanese movie.....

    • @legochef9417
      @legochef9417 3 роки тому +1

      Please don't put that image in my mind.OH GOD I SEE IT. GIVE ME MERCY HELP ME

    • @nottheonly1
      @nottheonly1 3 роки тому +1

      @@LoreleiCatherine I think I have too..

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 3 роки тому

      Unknown I googled to see if I could find what I was thinking of, probably Tokyo gore police honestly, but I regret having done so....

  • @theofficialjesuschristyout1797
    @theofficialjesuschristyout1797 3 роки тому +30

    I had an epic hotwheels ad on this video, that made my day.

  • @spencerson7516
    @spencerson7516 3 роки тому

    Okay. Kwite. I have been on a binge of your videos for I dont even know how long now. You make great content. But I do have one favor to ask. I understand the 10 minute rule for monetization and many other things. But I would really like longer videos. You obviously put a good bit of work into this and are a smart guy. I appreciate dis.

  • @ProfessorMemes
    @ProfessorMemes 3 роки тому +2

    7:33 the One on the right,
    If not, both

  • @mold2228
    @mold2228 3 роки тому +38

    Plot twist: the milk isn't milk...
    It's glue.

  • @cokser
    @cokser 3 роки тому +222

    Kwite: *talking*
    Me: *looking at the center of his mask where it sucks in and out*

  • @spoopyboi1286
    @spoopyboi1286 3 роки тому

    your blowing up!!! keep up the good content.

  • @DragonSythee
    @DragonSythee 3 роки тому +1

    I dont know how the fuk I found ur channel but I'm enjoying this

  • @jordellbrown1887
    @jordellbrown1887 3 роки тому +87

    When you realise kwite has been preparing for Covid-19 for years

  • @lucasthurston4959
    @lucasthurston4959 3 роки тому +129

    No I'm not at the five minute mark, wuss up onee-chan.

  • @chroniclemedia4997
    @chroniclemedia4997 3 роки тому

    I stumbled upon this guys channel by chance....and i aint even mad

  • @Kelcb_
    @Kelcb_ 3 роки тому +4

    This makes me feel like throwing up at everything they do.

  • @KL96012
    @KL96012 3 роки тому +65

    Belle has a pale tongue so she’s unhygienic or hasn’t drinked anything

    • @hewrotetokyo
      @hewrotetokyo 3 роки тому +6

      Which Belle Delphine though?

    • @joeexotic3793
      @joeexotic3793 3 роки тому +2

      Which one

    • @Disregarded388
      @Disregarded388 3 роки тому

      could be a filter too. Some of those teeth whitening filters spread onto the lips or tongue sometimes.

  • @axellzr3483
    @axellzr3483 3 роки тому +21

    *This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!*

  • @EbilEnemyofBurgerTown
    @EbilEnemyofBurgerTown 3 роки тому +5

    1:04 I honestly want to throw up. This is disgusting.

  • @zakurn1086
    @zakurn1086 3 роки тому +1

    I guess it runs in the family.