"i think he misunderstood someone talking about tweed jackets" .....lowkey..one of your best and funniest jokes featured on this channel yet, holy shit, that was TOO DAMN GOOD.
Psst, Steve, Mardi Gras is not a day of fasting. It's the last day before Lenten restrictions kick in, so it's a feasting day. People fill up on the fatty, sugary, meaty foods and all the alcohol that they won't be eating during Lent. This is how it turned into an all-day party. Because when you wake up, it's Ash Wednesday, and your life is going to get strict and regulated for 40 days.
I genuinely appreciate that about half of this video is two very funny comedians, repeating words back and forth at one another. Brings a touch of vaudeville to the proceedings.
You know those McDonalds ice cream machines are complete garbage when there is an app that shows you what locations have the ice cream machine broken or working
Fairy bread is NOT a healthy snack. It’s buttered bread coated in sprinkles/hundreds and thousands, and is often a birthday party treat for kids. Most people don’t just whip some up on a random afternoon.
I have always used 'fairy bread' to mean bread with hundreds and thousands on it, but he seemed to be using it to mean just the hundreds and thousands.
Mardi Gras is the last day before 40 days of abstinence. Ethiopian Orthodox Christians still "put away meats," AKA "carnival" for the entire season of Lent, starting on Ash Wednesday, the day after "Fat Tuesday," AKA "Mardi Gras." Mardi Gras is French for "Tuesday fat." Carnival is from Latin; "carn" means "flesh," "lever" means "to put away."
Steve, are you able to visit/book areas in Rural Australia? Suggestions: Tamworth NSW, Broken Hill NSW (beautiful red desert areas), Townsville QLD, Rockhampton QLD, Alice Springs NT, Dubbo NSW, Shepperton VIC, Geelong VIC. We would love to be able to see you live. Don't worry about the size of the town's. 2-hour there and back isn't that big-a-deal for a lot of us. We can usually crash at a mate's place. BTW, Tamworth NSW is in the electorate of Barnaby Joyce. The then Acting PM who wanted to confiscate Amber Heard's dogs
I can’t believe it, but I actually would have kicked Steve’s ass in this one. So far I’m four for four. 😁 ( awaits cyber punishment for bragging. Whatever, I’m proud of myself.😁)
Hey Steve, are you looking for jokes or other material to fill your shows? Problem solved, I can help you. I write quality comedy material of all genres and can tailor the content for any comedian's individual style. You like to talk about US geography in your set? No problem, here's a sample joke to give a flavour of my work: "I'm learning how to place every US state on a map. I'm doing OK in the mid-West but I always get stuck on the North-Eastern corner. That's the main (Maine) problem." If you think I can help you let me know. I can work on a flat fee per joke basis or on a percentage of your total income from your work. I have great contacts across the business and can help you talk to the right people if you want to develop bankable skills in mime, juggling or dance (modern, classical or tap).
Considering he's made it this far without you, you should be paying him to even listen to your drivel. That joke is on the level of a middle school teacher and comes nowhere near his type of humor. And bankable skills? You mean the man who goes on world tours, writes books, created an entire artist community, doesn't have skills? I don't know who you think you are, but maybe you should look for people failing out of clown college instead of contacting successful comics.
@@alisaishere Hey Alisaishere, thanks for reaching out. Are you looking for jokes or other material to fill your shows? Problem solved, I can help you. I write quality comedy material of all genres and can tailor the content for any comedian's individual style. You want me to prove my versatility by a riffing on a theme in your message? No problem, here's a sample joke to give a flavour of my work: "I felt so embarrassed when I failed clown college. I had to remind myself that no-one was laughing at me!" If you think I can help you let me know. I can work on a flat fee per joke basis or on a percentage of your total income from your work. I have great contacts across the business and can help you talk to the right people if you want to develop bankable skills in mime, juggling or dance. Terry
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Truth , white people stole everything from BLACK PEOPLE and they are still doing it NOW 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
It was kind of fun to see you getting the business a little bit today for once Steve.
the tweed jacket Joke killed me
Right!? 🤣🤣
One of the most clever and funny jokes I’ve heard in a long time. These guys are brilliant.
Never forget
So funny Steve was even losing it.
My 2nd favorite one liner was Steve’s interesting fact - this is the least you’ve ever bled on stage.
The whole thing had me like 🚬🗿🚬🗿🚬🗿
That circumcision joke was right on the boarder of "thats fucked 😬" and "thats fucked 😂"
"i think he misunderstood someone talking about tweed jackets"
.....lowkey..one of your best and funniest jokes featured on this channel yet, holy shit, that was TOO DAMN GOOD.
Whenever Steve does the giggle you know it killed him
huge fan! I have never heard Steve laugh as hard as when Daniel said the "tweed" joke. Keep it up guys and I cant wait to see both of you live one day
I loved that whole video, but the tweed joke was epic!
that tweed joke was very quick, well done, yes his high-pitched giggle was extraordinary
That was delightful.😁
"He heard about people wearing tweed jackets"... Amazing 🤣
Notice that Steve starts laughing _halfway through 'tweed'_...
--Dave, he's quick, that one
Ok I guess I've been living under a Rock . I just found Steve's channel and I can't get enough I've been watching him for the last 3 days non stop
This was bloody funny.
Psst, Steve, Mardi Gras is not a day of fasting. It's the last day before Lenten restrictions kick in, so it's a feasting day. People fill up on the fatty, sugary, meaty foods and all the alcohol that they won't be eating during Lent. This is how it turned into an all-day party. Because when you wake up, it's Ash Wednesday, and your life is going to get strict and regulated for 40 days.
I genuinely appreciate that about half of this video is two very funny comedians, repeating words back and forth at one another. Brings a touch of vaudeville to the proceedings.
I love when Steve cracks up at the other Comedian!
Definition of killing it. When the audience just starts bleeding.
You know those McDonalds ice cream machines are complete garbage when there is an app that shows you what locations have the ice cream machine broken or working
One of your best vids yet Steve, thanks for that, laughed my arse off.
Holy Snickerdoodles! 🤣I have not laughed so hard in a long time.
You are still killing it😎🤘
Love it Steve and Dan!
Pretty hard work making a bunch of Australian drunks (redundant) laugh. Some hi-brow comedy gold, this!
The heckler put downs are fun to watch but this is soooo much more entertaining. You need to come to South Africa Steve
Man, I hope to get mobile enough to see a dan and Steve tag team like this live. Y'all kill it.
Agree, that was quality banter between 2 very funny guys .
tweed jackets was hilarious!
Fairy bread is NOT a healthy snack. It’s buttered bread coated in sprinkles/hundreds and thousands, and is often a birthday party treat for kids. Most people don’t just whip some up on a random afternoon.
haha that catching up to the joke cos of the grey sharks was fantastic comment .
Thanks for the laughs. Really needed it today because poor😜me was a bit down, because I am in hospital with a bacterial infection in my knee
Can't wait to see you live in Europe!
*gets popcorn ready*
I knew one! Fairy bread! 🤣
Justin is the best person I’ve seen be judged during these shows on the channel. He was so much fun. I wish I could meet that dude.
"Shit up Steve I'm thinking" lulz 🤣
Bog roll is British slang for toilet roll.
The tweed jacket joke was pretty damn good. Never actually spit a drink out of my mouth till today 🤣
I have always used 'fairy bread' to mean bread with hundreds and thousands on it, but he seemed to be using it to mean just the hundreds and thousands.
lol I love ya man that was great =) so much fun! Definitely plan on seeing ya live I cant wait!
"I don't follow" Well yeah, the internet's down
I love your dislike of Sorbo
Lol Steve got scared and kept his distance 🤣😂🤣😂
I always learn stuff from You & Daniel! No wukkan furries stuck with me. Keep up the laughter 😃!
I was so sure "fairy bread" would turn out to be marijuana.
🤣
Steve's shoes.
Question: what can you ride in to go through the Lismore drive thru
The second deadliest crouse ship really should have gotten more laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Homie keep the beard growing.
The fairy tops the bread.... 😆
12:34 F*CK I LOVE MUGGLETON..
He's awesome! 😎😅
Sharks eating the Internet is just so topical 😂🤣
Brilliant! I needed a laugh today.
You were in Yass? Sounds like a gay club. YASS QUEEN!
I didn't realize I was secretly Australian but I knew all of this lmfao
Drunk Justin...the only comedic class on the stage.
Steve, I eat fairy bread, NOT because I'm craving bread, butter, or sprinkles, it's because I'm craving _happiness_ and sprinkles make me happy!
Damn, ya'll are too fun together. 🤣
Okay but Justin was hilarious 🤣
Kevin Sorbo once starred in a Jordan & Peele skit including racist zombies. How ironically clarvoyant.
Great Chemistry, very funny, and Yes Gabriel Iglesias is also funny.
Noooooooooo! Missed Steves Brisbane show, work just got in the way, 😢🤬
Reckless, it you can be dangerous, watch Were you point it man !
I’ve heard of grey nurse sharks and still I thought “mental health nurse”??
Mardi Gras is the last day before 40 days of abstinence. Ethiopian Orthodox Christians still "put away meats," AKA "carnival" for the entire season of Lent, starting on Ash Wednesday, the day after "Fat Tuesday," AKA "Mardi Gras." Mardi Gras is French for "Tuesday fat." Carnival is from Latin; "carn" means "flesh," "lever" means "to put away."
You guys put bread on bread... Shut up Steve!
Jimmy Rees 👍
Steve, are you able to visit/book areas in Rural Australia?
Suggestions: Tamworth NSW, Broken Hill NSW (beautiful red desert areas), Townsville QLD, Rockhampton QLD, Alice Springs NT, Dubbo NSW, Shepperton VIC, Geelong VIC.
We would love to be able to see you live.
Don't worry about the size of the town's. 2-hour there and back isn't that big-a-deal for a lot of us. We can usually crash at a mate's place.
BTW, Tamworth NSW is in the electorate of Barnaby Joyce. The then Acting PM who wanted to confiscate Amber Heard's dogs
Kevin Sorbo … yes!
Damn this is funny
Fairy bread doesn't work in the US because for some reason you already have sugar in your bread
Good beard.
Hundreds and thousands?!?? I’ve heard of this from Taskmaster UK. Still don’t know what it is.
Sprinkles/jimmies
@@RabblesTheBinx Thank you.
😂😂😂
I can’t believe it, but I actually would have kicked Steve’s ass in this one. So far I’m four for four. 😁
( awaits cyber punishment for bragging. Whatever, I’m proud of myself.😁)
Proud of you
Steve, Brits caused a shortage of bog roll as well. Same reason!
I once had had a girl so dumb she thought if she stole my phone cord and connect to hers she could hear me talking to my side piece
Well, that would have worked with a land line. Maybe she was a time traveler?
I mean some people do eat toast sandwiches
So, what is hundreds and thousands?
The Australian term for sprinkles (the latter is what they’re called in British and American English).
Hilarious
But bog roll isn't uniquely Australian.
So what’s a grey nurse?!
A type of shark
A harmless variety of large shark with long, pointed teeth.
Beautiful animals
Bog roll= shit tickets
Why do inmates there get drive thru food? Can I be arrested in that country please (sober 8 years b/c jail and people suck in the US)
Steve, my man, you need to start standing up straight. Those shoulders are starting to come together
in the front.
Lol
I am not sure if I can be a fan any more Steve. you can't pronounce my town's name right.
Hey Steve, are you looking for jokes or other material to fill your shows? Problem solved, I can help you. I write quality comedy material of all genres and can tailor the content for any comedian's individual style. You like to talk about US geography in your set? No problem, here's a sample joke to give a flavour of my work:
"I'm learning how to place every US state on a map. I'm doing OK in the mid-West but I always get stuck on the North-Eastern corner. That's the main (Maine) problem."
If you think I can help you let me know. I can work on a flat fee per joke basis or on a percentage of your total income from your work. I have great contacts across the business and can help you talk to the right people if you want to develop bankable skills in mime, juggling or dance (modern, classical or tap).
Considering he's made it this far without you, you should be paying him to even listen to your drivel. That joke is on the level of a middle school teacher and comes nowhere near his type of humor. And bankable skills? You mean the man who goes on world tours, writes books, created an entire artist community, doesn't have skills? I don't know who you think you are, but maybe you should look for people failing out of clown college instead of contacting successful comics.
@@alisaishere Hey Alisaishere, thanks for reaching out. Are you looking for jokes or other material to fill your shows? Problem solved, I can help you. I write quality comedy material of all genres and can tailor the content for any comedian's individual style. You want me to prove my versatility by a riffing on a theme in your message? No problem, here's a sample joke to give a flavour of my work:
"I felt so embarrassed when I failed clown college. I had to remind myself that no-one was laughing at me!"
If you think I can help you let me know. I can work on a flat fee per joke basis or on a percentage of your total income from your work. I have great contacts across the business and can help you talk to the right people if you want to develop bankable skills in mime, juggling or dance.
Terry
This is hammy, Jerry Lewis telethon "comedy." So cringy.
horrible comedian
So, which of these videos did he roast you in?
l had no idea Kevin Sorbo was such a talented seamstress! 🧵
He did a pretty good job on that suit!