I faked that I had diarrhea i told my teacher when I didn’t and so after lunch I told the nurse she asked my teacher how many times I was excused to the restroom and my teacher told her a number of times and she told me I was free to go home so I went home and played some games
Here’s on just fake pass out but when the teacher try’s to wake you up get up and say I’m okay also do this about every two and a half hours to make the teacher really thinks something is wrong with you
Aj Arnall Gaming rub your hand on your forehand all the way down to your arm (the top of the arm of course ) because of friction it makes it hotter if goes down repeat. Then if your actually feel sick you did it right (it happens every time I do that it may not happen usually it does) then boom there’s a fever. side note: rub it very hard then feel it if it feels cool repeat.
Omg i remembered the time that I had a test one day and I was nervous so first period I took my rag and held it against my nose like if it was bleeding and while I was on my way to the nurse I put some red juice or you can just put some tomato or leftover from breakfast and put it on your rag so it can look like it was bleeding or running
Every time I tell my gym teacher I feel ill he sends me straight to the nurses office. He's just great! Also, great tip, it takes a while but it works... So, if there's and event coming up u don't wanna do, always be crazy in class, then, the day of the event comes, then take being ill. It makes it so more believable.
I just left school using this😂 they fell for it I just acted really tired and moved really slow and used the sinks at school to make myself look sweaty lol
one day during school, I told my gym teacher I was going to throw up (We just finished our gym period) and I went to the nurse and laid down... Then I stuck my finger to the “back” of my throat then threw up 2 times. I went home early >:D
my teacher got so worried dont everyone looking on here hate when teachers call ur parents saying im so conserned that conserned word makes me mad at my teacher
I did this alot so my teacher gave my dad a note saying to hand it ro the doctor and now im screwed 😂😂😅 (tbh i have done this 12 times!) no wonder she thinks im super sick XDD
Bruh if you really need to go home just drop to the floor and say you passed out. But dont do it very often or is suspicous as fuck. Like every 2-3 months is ok but if its constant no one will care and they will just stop
Or You can just raise your hand and tell your teacher "I don't feel good, can I please go to the bathroom?" If they say "Yes, you may" then slowly get up from your seat with your hand on your stomach while crouched over a bit and walk to the restroom. When you're making your trip to the restroom, make sure there's some yard duty around and keep your hand on your stomach as if you feel like you're about to throw up or have bad diarrhea. Approach the yard duty and tell them "Hey, I don't feel good right now. If I don't come out then can I go to the office to sign out?" If the yard duty says "Sure", you can enter the bathroom while holding your stomach. Enter the restroom and pick any stall. Stay in the stall until the yard duty checks up on you. Once the yard duty checks up on you, there's a chance that they will ask you "You okay?". Respond with "N-No, not really. I think I need to go home". Make sure you stutter a bit as if your stomach and throat are not feeling good. If they say "Okay, come out. I will take you to the office to sign out." Your mission is a success.
i did this for a week and well my teacher said go to gidence i asked why she said i think ur takeing medical things u shouldent take at ur age i heard her say to the gidence teacher i think shes takeing drugs they drugg tested me walk ina strait line i fall techer tells me no school for a week im bleased i found this vidio
I faked today!and I did it!I just was acting like my head hurts and I have stomach ache and when my teacher asked me what's the answer I said:excuse me..i have stomach ache(its Corona time🤧)my teacher said to me that i should wait outside and i should call my Mother to pick me up🥳...she freaked out the she said to me :if your stomach aches don't stop pls don't come to school tomorrow!but I failed at Home my mom noticed 😬
Even better, just don't go to school at all that day, and pull this trick on your parents instead. Make sure it's still dark, and beautiful outside while doing this. All I had to do for 2 days off is stuck my fingers down my throat. It always works for me.
I have used most these trick and got detention for trying to skip school but the simple thing that did work was at break i asked some friends to tell female teachers i had been sick in the toilet (i am male) so they couldn't check so they called my parents and watch me walk out of school absolutely fine
I need this :) I don't have my math homework for tomorrow and I need to stay home. Wait how am I supposed to not find my desk my desk is next to the door-
Ways to act like you are sick in school: Sit down Start puttting hand on head looking down Start shaking Fake cry if you can Walk slowly Fake tripping over Tell your teacher you are feeling sick(she/he should of noticed you acting sick before) She/he would of brang you to the school office or sent someone with you Make the biggest performance of your lives And then they should call your parents Ps: it sounds complicated but its not also anything to get out of school
I just use orange juice/oranges , milk , cereal , and biscuits/crackers mix em all together and it smells vile if ur parents don't buy it then act sick all day then at break/lunch use some of that mix then pour in the cubicle nd near us mouth then tell the teacher then they will sent u home :) (maybe)
@@Emable no you don't...it's in your human rights you don't have to go...I can send a video if you want but you legally don't have to go as its in your human rights
Before I watched this video I faked sick for 2 weeks in a row and got to go home early every day and now I tried this one somehow they still believe that I’m not faking it I told the tricks to my class mates and now the classroom barely has anyone in it other then the 3 goodie tooshoos and the teacher
I have a test tmr, I have anxiety over tests but get this, we don’t redo tests, but the thing is, I broke my ankle the start of the term, so I can’t really be clumsy as I’m on crutches-
Or.... you could say you have to throw up, go to the bathroom and draw red dots on your face (don’t make them to obvious)and when you get back in the classroom say you threw up 👍
How I get out of school is fake cry I am really good at it or I sleep and say I'm alright so I can get hot from my hoodie and then I will sweat and they will feel me and then take me to the nurse at the nurse pretend you have diarrhea so you go in and out of the bathroom and you cant check diarrhea so they have to bring you home
How have you faked sick to leave school early?
I faked that I had diarrhea i told my teacher when I didn’t and so after lunch I told the nurse she asked my teacher how many times I was excused to the restroom and my teacher told her a number of times and she told me I was free to go home so I went home and played some games
Of course
Queries Of The Interweb I have
obviously
my best friend cuttet her hands till she bleed lmao
I did this today and the teachers were genuinely terrified
How did it go ? *Sips tea*
Shimmie shimmie shut the fuck up lol
_ F ok boomer
Bts. love
I love bts too ✌️😂
@@lorelaaiiii5880 lmao that's their username lol
Here’s on just fake pass out but when the teacher try’s to wake you up get up and say I’m okay also do this about every two and a half hours to make the teacher really thinks something is wrong with you
Good point👍
It worked for me thx😉
Knowing my teachers I’m gonna go to the office
If I try this
at my school they cal 911 right awy
I'm homeschooled, why am I here.
Strxwberry_acai lucky 😭
Strxwberry_acai lucky😩
Lucky
Just search up: HOW TO RUN AWAY FROM SCHOOL 101
Lucky
My teacher would think I was drunk
I was gonna say that
And my would think I'm mentally ill -_-
Same thou
Lmao 😂
They check my temperature at the nurses office
Aj Arnall Gaming rub your hand on your forehand all the way down to your arm (the top of the arm of course ) because of friction it makes it hotter if goes down repeat. Then if your actually feel sick you did it right (it happens every time I do that it may not happen usually it does) then boom there’s a fever. side note: rub it very hard then feel it if it feels cool repeat.
@@shericahardin9228 no, it doesn't worked for me ....
Oh sorry try another way to get one I just get one from that (oof this is another account I’m using
He made a video on how to give yourself a fever
Same
1year later and you still gettin us otta school
I’m a mastermind of escaping school
Same
Same. My convincing and lying skills are on point.
bradys yeet spill your secrets 😭
Please give me advice!!
@@The_realJesus wow
the spray won't work for me, a sit in front of every class
KERMIT GAMING welp looks like its a OOF for u
Wet ur hands and rub ur face as if unsere exhausted
Go to the school bathroom
My school nurse be like:
Me: *broke my leg*
Nurse: Have an ice-pack...
I’m the third grade I had a staple stick in my shin and so I went to the nurse and she just gave me a mint and I’m like “bruh”
Like she didn’t even give me a band aid she just gave me a mint and sent me back to class
Im in ireland and we dont have nurses
Omg i remembered the time that I had a test one day and I was nervous so first period I took my rag and held it against my nose like if it was bleeding and while I was on my way to the nurse I put some red juice or you can just put some tomato or leftover from breakfast and put it on your rag so it can look like it was bleeding or running
"What's wrong Charlie?"
THAT'S MY NAME 3:19
Flubber Bucketz Heyy Charlie
Same
@@squidful3636 lollll hi charlie
Hi charlie
MY NAME IS CHARLIE TOO AAAAAAAAAHHH
Every time I tell my gym teacher I feel ill he sends me straight to the nurses office. He's just great! Also, great tip, it takes a while but it works... So, if there's and event coming up u don't wanna do, always be crazy in class, then, the day of the event comes, then take being ill. It makes it so more believable.
I just got back from school this worked😄😄😄😄I love your videos!
Congratulations
I can’t believe it actually worked
you already tried it! dang. that was fast!
I know!!!
I just left school using this😂 they fell for it I just acted really tired and moved really slow and used the sinks at school to make myself look sweaty lol
one day during school, I told my gym teacher I was going to throw up (We just finished our gym period) and I went to the nurse and laid down... Then I stuck my finger to the “back” of my throat then threw up 2 times.
I went home early >:D
ThisLittleGirl2019 Secret it’s a way to make yourself throw up
bananas and sprite
I drank a sugar drink, which makes me go sick upon 12 seconds.
*_I puked on my desk neighbor.._*
What is it???? I need this
my teacher got so worried dont everyone looking on here hate when teachers call ur parents saying im so conserned that conserned word makes me mad at my teacher
I did this alot so my teacher gave my dad a note saying to hand it ro the doctor and now im screwed 😂😂😅 (tbh i have done this 12 times!) no wonder she thinks im super sick XDD
Omg what happened tell the story you have to come clean
Bryan Scott I did but I was sick anyway so I apparently got some sort of virus 🦠:(
Of I had a operation last Monday XD they removed my appendix well it was unexpected
@@sheyene1064 yooo, uhm you got that virus?
Sheyènè rip
When i was in 3rd grade me and my friend were gagging ourselves with our fingers so much that i threw up spit and i got to go home.
I did it and yh my teachers started to think I had Coronavirus and sent me home
Me coughing very loudly for the lesson:
Teacher: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
I’ve been in the game for 11 years now....
Bruh if you really need to go home just drop to the floor and say you passed out. But dont do it very often or is suspicous as fuck. Like every
2-3 months is ok but if its constant no one will care and they will just stop
my nurse jus be like "check with me again at lunch" then I am like sick *again* sis says "oh well there's a few hours left, you can make it through."
I would never have failed in life if I've never seen this channel... Thank you so much💪
my teachers literally said 'i don't know if you are sick or not but you need to stop acting like a failure."
Or You can just raise your hand and tell your teacher "I don't feel good, can I please go to the bathroom?" If they say "Yes, you may" then slowly get up from your seat with your hand on your stomach while crouched over a bit and walk to the restroom. When you're making your trip to the restroom, make sure there's some yard duty around and keep your hand on your stomach as if you feel like you're about to throw up or have bad diarrhea. Approach the yard duty and tell them "Hey, I don't feel good right now. If I don't come out then can I go to the office to sign out?" If the yard duty says "Sure", you can enter the bathroom while holding your stomach. Enter the restroom and pick any stall. Stay in the stall until the yard duty checks up on you. Once the yard duty checks up on you, there's a chance that they will ask you "You okay?". Respond with "N-No, not really. I think I need to go home". Make sure you stutter a bit as if your stomach and throat are not feeling good. If they say "Okay, come out. I will take you to the office to sign out." Your mission is a success.
i did this for a week and well my teacher said go to gidence i asked why she said i think ur takeing medical things u shouldent take at ur age i heard her say to the gidence teacher i think shes takeing drugs they drugg tested me walk ina strait line i fall techer tells me no school for a week im bleased i found this vidio
I faked today!and I did it!I just was acting like my head hurts and I have stomach ache and when my teacher asked me what's the answer I said:excuse me..i have stomach ache(its Corona time🤧)my teacher said to me that i should wait outside and i should call my Mother to pick me up🥳...she freaked out the she said to me :if your stomach aches don't stop pls don't come to school tomorrow!but I failed at Home my mom noticed 😬
Next video: how to fake having bubonic plague
My teacher will think I’m high ash because I smell like weed to much
the teachers at my school are smart. i feel like this will work but i really don’t know. i’m kinda scared 💀😭
If u cry in the nurses office they’ll send you home.
This is me normally ....
Except for the moist 😂
I did this today and the teacher just sent me right back out the door.
To all my fellow dyslexics that sit at the front of the class in every lesson😑😑😑i feel ya
Apparently my mom watched this video sooooo
Omg that sucks so sorry for you she knows all the tricks
I can just say I don’t feel good my mom would go ok stay home
Lucky
Yeah me too
A simple " i don't feel like it " would get me to stay home
your mom is nice .My asian parents would scream at me all day if i didn’t go to school.
Even better, just don't go to school at all that day, and pull this trick on your parents instead. Make sure it's still dark, and beautiful outside while doing this. All I had to do for 2 days off is stuck my fingers down my throat. It always works for me.
What I did was chug a whole liter of coke to make my self throw up
It works
I really need to miss school tomorrow. I got geography, chemistry, biology, chemistry and then maths 😭😭😭
Did it work lol
I didn’t do this method I just went to the bathroom and made myself throw up and it work
It went pretty good
I used to cry every wednesday cuz I school for like almost whole 2nd grade and she didn’t beleive but still worked so and now I’m in3rd grade
It was going well they didnt even check my temp cause they saw me triping a lot and sweating
I am the good kid in class and it worked all i have to do is but my head down and it works XD
I have used most these trick and got detention for trying to skip school but the simple thing that did work was at break i asked some friends to tell female teachers i had been sick in the toilet (i am male) so they couldn't check so they called my parents and watch me walk out of school absolutely fine
If i did that in my school they would just send a teacher (male teacher in your case) to go check for them.
All i had to do is walk up to the teacher say "i feel sick" they would send me to sick bay and i go home :)
give me your school
@@catchthesepaws. ikr
exact same for me
At my school theres no nurse, they call an ambulance lol or send u home.
WTF
Wth , what school is that?
I just pulled an nighter and fell asleep they thought I was passed out
I’m sick af from first day back but I don’t look sick so I have a trip tomorrow and I’ll throw up on the bus so ima skip tomorrow
Wait I have a cold and my ears hurt do you think I could go home early with that and complain I have a bad headache?
My boyfriend fake sicks every week in school I always want to tell the teacher but then he would brake up with me
I need this :) I don't have my math homework for tomorrow and I need to stay home. Wait how am I supposed to not find my desk my desk is next to the door-
I faked puke 5 times
After Recess I puked again and went to the general office/staff room
Told em I was sick. They actually believed me
How gullible
Ways to act like you are sick in school:
Sit down
Start puttting hand on head looking down
Start shaking
Fake cry if you can
Walk slowly
Fake tripping over
Tell your teacher you are feeling sick(she/he should of noticed you
acting sick before)
She/he would of brang you to the school office or sent someone with you
Make the biggest performance of your lives
And then they should call your parents
Ps: it sounds complicated but its not also anything to get out of school
Tell me if it works
alright ill drink glass cleaner
If i fake sick they'll check my temperature and just say "Youre fine, just rest for like 30min and go to back to class"
Well now im imagining Yoongi faking being sick so he can rest instead of practicing 😂💜
@@yeokomon 😂😂
I'm doing this on the first day of school.
good luck!
My name is actually Charly so when he said that..I WAS SHOOKETH
SAAAAAAAAME OMGGGG!!!
I just use orange juice/oranges , milk , cereal , and biscuits/crackers mix em all together and it smells vile if ur parents don't buy it then act sick all day then at break/lunch use some of that mix then pour in the cubicle nd near us mouth then tell the teacher then they will sent u home :) (maybe)
i have 1 reason why i want to stay home.
some girl has a crush on me at school
Thing is mate, schools have thermometers now... so update ya shit lol
So I was in carpool today and I was repetivky sitting down and a teacher kept asking are you okie and I didn’t say huh or anything I just said caca
I am legitimately sick and my teacher didn't let me go to the nurse
Yeah I used water to warm my forehead that was before they started using thermometers😂😂😂😂
thats what i did today with my mom haha it works no school for me
Bruh my teachers would be terrified and be like is this child a alcoholic??
Dude my teacher flipped! Do you no how many times I fell out of my wheelchair!!
Mom: it's that Phone
Me: -I gotta delete my UA-cam history-
It acctualy worked
Just dont go at all
Yeah but the cops come to your house and arrest you then
@@scorpion9063 nope you don't legally have to go to school
Lightning Gamer yes you do in the state of Texas or your committing truancy and they can take you to court and make you pay a fine
@@Emable no you don't...it's in your human rights you don't have to go...I can send a video if you want but you legally don't have to go as its in your human rights
@@NoCommentaryLife really?
This guy saves my life
I space out normally
It's so easy. All I do is just say my stomach hurts go to the nurse when she asked if it feels what I say no if she calls my mom and im home
I just sung sicko mode
I had a stomach ache at school and my teacher wouldn’t allow me to go home
That’s pathetic
Before I watched this video I faked sick for 2 weeks in a row and got to go home early every day and now I tried this one somehow they still believe that I’m not faking it I told the tricks to my class mates and now the classroom barely has anyone in it other then the 3 goodie tooshoos and the teacher
Well eventually the school will catch on and stop believing you if you do it everyday, so I would say do it once every few months
They prob gonna think I’m on drugs
I have a test tmr, I have anxiety over tests but get this, we don’t redo tests, but the thing is, I broke my ankle the start of the term, so I can’t really be clumsy as I’m on crutches-
This worked so well no hassle at all 😂
You just say I don’t feel good and they send me home
Great tips, but what are the black lines?
i made a boo boo. oh well.
How do you get chicken pox?
Tf
Tf
It went ok ig but my teacher literally stared at me for a solid 5 min
Sports day before the race I do
Or.... you could say you have to throw up, go to the bathroom and draw red dots on your face (don’t make them to obvious)and when you get back in the classroom say you threw up 👍
How I get out of school is fake cry I am really good at it or I sleep and say I'm alright so I can get hot from my hoodie and then I will sweat and they will feel me and then take me to the nurse at the nurse pretend you have diarrhea so you go in and out of the bathroom and you cant check diarrhea so they have to bring you home
It’s easy for me to act bc I’m a theater kid
My moms a teacher and I just tell her I don’t feel good and get out
Your kid's heaven
This is how to act high
I skipped school
Lol I’ll tell u what happens tmrw at school
I did it and everyone laughed at me and I didn’t get to go home
What if you ride a bike home
Just walk out of school and go as fast as you can 😂
If I am forgetful one time I get yelled at
I don’t know if moms can see though you but some how she knows I’m faking😭
Chad The goat insist
Ah yes. Finally I can leave school in quarantine.