I think planned is going a bit far, but maybe he did remember in the end and spontaneously decided to play it the funny way. He is a clown after all and also obviously a very quick thinker.
I like the way you talk about the builds like a food critic talking about the difference between fine wines. "This one is quite fun. It has a slight spicy aroma to it"
How does he time them? Hee keeps silent for the exact time of the intro? And the games are played before the intro is recorded. Am I stupid or what? How does that work?
13:01, You heard it here folks! Harstem confirmed Zerg is an imba race that can make it all the way to Grandmaster with brain dead builds that require no micro and no macro. I would also note that the only player we have seen be able to contest these Zerg builds is Zerg themselves. This message has been brought to by the Terran Dominion Ministry of Information
Harstem: "I have the memory of a seagull" *proceeds to go on a random tangent about animal abuse* also harstem: "... why am I talking about seagulls? eh I forgot" never change man
That warning about death threats made my day lol. Also I love throwing cats at seagulls, my favourite past time. Going on a beach with a sack of cats and having a blast.
I'm so happy about this video, I think you might have found your mystical zerg spirit animal and this was great. I wouldn't be surprised if this 'player' didn't actually exist out in the world, I think that interaction was just a spiritual experience.
If Harstem is a gouda enjoyer, Lorimbo is our bespoke craftsman making obscure blue cheese that is only used in 3 star michelin places. He doesn't provide cheese, he provides art.
That middle game was a rough watch, 30 lings vs 20 lings and a queen but the dozen workers just keep collecting minerals around them instead of winning the fight.
Perhaps this is nonsense, but what if you'd play a build like in the first game with the slight diviation that you proxy your roach warren? Proxy as in flying an overlord (perhaps the first one idk) to a nearby spot, pooping creep and building it there? I assume it'd be harder to scout for the opponent although probably also even more all in-ish since your roach warren is literally out on the map Either way it surely would be fun to watch
@Sanguinarius9999 tbh, this one is not a macro. In this case, he clicks his mouse quickly on opposite sides of the natural. The one in the middle doesn't wiggle much, but the two on either side have to quickly shift right; then left.
16:43 Harstem should came up with his next challenge himself. Play Zerg without using queens. Can it be done? doubtful. This message is brought to you by Abathur Evolutionary Network.
Ok listen maybe this is just a message from the Zerg propaganda forces but I find it hilarious that Harstem can spend the whole early game of game 4 talking about how none of the timings matter and then lose the game partially because his speed was delayed. If his speed was faster he would have been on the other side of the map faster and he would have maybe been able to take a fight before that last round of lings was out for his opponent. When you're talking about a build that is executing in like under 2 minutes, even 2-3 seconds is a huge difference % wise compared to a build that hits at like 4 minutes or 4:40. Just sayin'
It would be incredibly funny if one of the people Harstem played against would submit their match to IODIS... and to see If Harstem would stick to what he said in 13:00 or would he try to twist himself into a pretzel to still say it wasn't imba.
I remember when I played protoss (havnt played starcraft 2 in years), my way of rising up in ladder was to break the meta. I had to be extra smart because my computer was awful, I would lose a lot of games because of lag spikes (e.g. protoss vs protoss death ball fight = lag spike and my army would be gone after).
Hello harstem, Do you think it could be possible to get those replay in a Google drive ? I really love cheese in general so they could be a great addition to my cheese book. Thanks in advance !
Death threats are going a bit too far, I just wish for people to catch a cold or step on poop the next day. Really dig these narrative intros, it's an interesting style and quite enjoyable.
In your life, You will meet many different types of cheese. While some may seem more appealing or even " Cheesier ", Do not be fooled. With its innate ability to develop a richer level of cheese, Simply by being around other types of cheese... Harstem is the Cheesiest Man alive ... And even if the death threats come in, He will be the Cheesiest Man in the next world as well
Kind of shows the problem with the ladder system and reminds me of games like hearthstone. There's builds out there that are similar that I had an insanely high win rate on but I wasn't learning anything from the game.
Harstem isn't the cheesiest man alive.. yet. He needs to be cheesier. He needs to play random. Now that he has zerg builds as well, why not go random, with cheese prepared in EVERY matchup.. Random is also good for getting an early scout if Harstem ever does the trick the enemy into thinking you are AFK schtick again. =D
Having 2 bunkers against ravagers is not so great if they are so close that you can bile both at the same time... but you go for biling the repairing SCVs and the bunker, yet you miss the SCVs that were not pulled back. Twice. And still win - lol
Harstem going on a long tangent about being as forgetful as a seagull only to forget how he ended up talking about seagulls is comedy gold
18:43
"I have the memory of a seagull..."
19:43
"How did I get here? Seagulls... Where did I get the seagull? Whatever."
@@iwishforducks hahahaha oh man
:) yeah i noticed that too, tough by the face Harstem was making im not sure if it wasnt planned in truth:)
I think planned is going a bit far, but maybe he did remember in the end and spontaneously decided to play it the funny way.
He is a clown after all and also obviously a very quick thinker.
At 0:30 seconds in, I can already tell that Lorimbo is an absolute chad.
I want Lorimbo and Florencio to make a Cheese themed team.
I like the way you talk about the builds like a food critic talking about the difference between fine wines. "This one is quite fun. It has a slight spicy aroma to it"
I like the voiceover intros, they do a great job of setting the stage for the shenanigans to come.
Those are way better than the 20 seconds of spoiler clips some other channels do.
💯
How does he time them? Hee keeps silent for the exact time of the intro? And the games are played before the intro is recorded. Am I stupid or what? How does that work?
@@CtOlaf I think it's one minute game time precisely
The fact Lorimbo had the replays and descriptions ready in the chamber .ight be the funniest thing about this episode
13:01, You heard it here folks! Harstem confirmed Zerg is an imba race that can make it all the way to Grandmaster with brain dead builds that require no micro and no macro. I would also note that the only player we have seen be able to contest these Zerg builds is Zerg themselves.
This message has been brought to by the Terran Dominion Ministry of Information
Don't forget Queens are OP, definitive proof
Sir, you discovered an artisan and let him share his craft with you. It would be wholesome if the craft in question weren't infuriating build orders
Puts the craft in starcraft
you don't appreciate the artisanry of toxic waste and build-order refuse?
@@svnhddbst8968 I only said it wasn't wholesome, and I am not a wholesome person.
Ever since meeting Lorimbo, Harstem hasn't been introducing himself as the cheesiest man alive anymore.
Long live the King.
I love how disappointed you sounded when at the end of the last game you did not receive a death threat.
Death threats are expensive these days
Harstem: "I have the memory of a seagull"
*proceeds to go on a random tangent about animal abuse*
also harstem: "... why am I talking about seagulls? eh I forgot"
never change man
The only thing lacking was him getting swarmed with mutalisks
@@Linguistie and those mutas going "MIIIIINE! MIIIIINE! MIIIIINE!"
That warning about death threats made my day lol. Also I love throwing cats at seagulls, my favourite past time. Going on a beach with a sack of cats and having a blast.
that alive transition to the webcam was excellent
As a 5'5" tall cheeser, Harstem is someone I can really look up to.
I love how excited Harstem gets when the silly stuff is working well! It's infectious 😂
Voiceover intro makes me feel like a distinguished gentleman watching some high class entertainment 🫰🍷
LORIMBORE GANG
I'm so happy about this video, I think you might have found your mystical zerg spirit animal and this was great. I wouldn't be surprised if this 'player' didn't actually exist out in the world, I think that interaction was just a spiritual experience.
LORIMBO bringing balance to the gg counter in a big way
18:40 Harstem: "I have the memory of a seagull". At 19.45: "How did I start talking about seagulls ??? Ah what ever..."🙄
Harstem, I played one of your cheesiest man alive builds and got 2 death threats last year. It was the 2 gateway cannon rush vs zerg. Hahaha ❤
Lorimbo, you’re a legend for sharing these beautiful builds!
"I shouldn't have gg'd this" - The Cheesiest Man Alive
keep up the great content Kevin!
Love the intro story, love the builds. Shoutout to lorimbo, very creative and well-crafted builds :D
Tried one of those builds while off-racing Z, out of curiosity.
Got a win & a death threat the 1st game, "that"s a bingo" ! :D
If Harstem is a gouda enjoyer, Lorimbo is our bespoke craftsman making obscure blue cheese that is only used in 3 star michelin places. He doesn't provide cheese, he provides art.
Legends has it, that if Lorimbo claims to be the Second Cheesiest Man in the world, nobody would dare claim first.
lol, Harstem was really hoping to add a death threat counter to the series, great games captain.
Lorimbo is a true hero
Thank you Lorimbo for your contribution to the content.
Maybe we can get a cheesiest man alive guest starring Larimbo
i've watched his stream so you don't have to, believe me, it's better this way.
OH MAN I ALREADY LOVED IT JUST AS I SAW LORIMBO IN THE THUMBNAIL!
That middle game was a rough watch, 30 lings vs 20 lings and a queen but the dozen workers just keep collecting minerals around them instead of winning the fight.
19:44 ironic how Harstem doesn't remember how he got to "Seagulls" when it was him saying he's got a memory of a seagull.
That look at 17:50 had me cracking up. “I shouldn’t of GG’d this” 😂
Perhaps this is nonsense, but what if you'd play a build like in the first game with the slight diviation that you proxy your roach warren? Proxy as in flying an overlord (perhaps the first one idk) to a nearby spot, pooping creep and building it there? I assume it'd be harder to scout for the opponent although probably also even more all in-ish since your roach warren is literally out on the map
Either way it surely would be fun to watch
Death Threat Builds 🤣 I frickin' love it
It was fun being able to watch so many games
Damn these builds look sick
proud to see my boy L orimbo finally getting recognized as the strategical genius he is
The man himself?
I would love to see the Harstem vs Lorimbo match that started it all.
"I have a memori like a seagull" - after a short story - "How did I come to seagulls?"
Thanks for confirming 😂
Dang that’s crazy, normally I just get death threats for playing protoss
Funny, I get the same for playing Terran, weirdly.
😢. Im so bad I dont even get death threats
03:58 am i drunk or i just witnessed 3 ravagers celebrating that kill on the banker with a little cute dance?WTF was that😂
looks like they're happy
Harstem probably has /dance macro'd
@Sanguinarius9999 tbh, this one is not a macro. In this case, he clicks his mouse quickly on opposite sides of the natural. The one in the middle doesn't wiggle much, but the two on either side have to quickly shift right; then left.
The intro had me laughing so hard
13:08 Braindead builds, did you say? You just got my attention!
18:25 I'm something of a scientist myself
Look out DTs!
And with that we mean Death Treats, the cloaked ggs.
Am I the only one who keeps coming back to this video only to hear this part?
0:20 - 0:30
That's the BEST cheese I've seen so far, I love it!
I love how you said "he made 18 workers and just started producing lings, what is this garbage" when you did a similar build hahhahhahaha
16:43 Harstem should came up with his next challenge himself. Play Zerg without using queens. Can it be done? doubtful. This message is brought to you by Abathur Evolutionary Network.
Please more from cheese experts, they are amazing
Jiraya is famous fictional writer as any cultured man knows.
Cats don't cry at night. They yell.
8:12 HarMstem?? Hamster? Harm Hamster?
Lorimbo coming in with the Cheesiest Man Alive save.
BEST BUILDS I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG WHILE. My 3.5k friend your a genious!
Lorimbo, the cheesy twin of Harambo.
I am saving these to never look at later but at least I keep the spirit alive.
10:40 lmfao
When you put your pool in the way back opponent will almost always scout you roach warren near it...
Harstem....cats dont cry at night... they are mostly effing... XD.
Seagul tangent made me want to see a mutalisk rush
We want more of those build orders
What a theatrical intro wp
Ok listen maybe this is just a message from the Zerg propaganda forces but I find it hilarious that Harstem can spend the whole early game of game 4 talking about how none of the timings matter and then lose the game partially because his speed was delayed. If his speed was faster he would have been on the other side of the map faster and he would have maybe been able to take a fight before that last round of lings was out for his opponent. When you're talking about a build that is executing in like under 2 minutes, even 2-3 seconds is a huge difference % wise compared to a build that hits at like 4 minutes or 4:40.
Just sayin'
It would be incredibly funny if one of the people Harstem played against would submit their match to IODIS... and to see If Harstem would stick to what he said in 13:00 or would he try to twist himself into a pretzel to still say it wasn't imba.
Now I want to see the game from Harstem against Lorimbo... where can I find it? Did he even upload?
As a platinum player, I see a roach rush, proxy hatch, and a 12 pool. What makes the featured build order’s unique?
I remember when I played protoss (havnt played starcraft 2 in years), my way of rising up in ladder was to break the meta. I had to be extra smart because my computer was awful, I would lose a lot of games because of lag spikes (e.g. protoss vs protoss death ball fight = lag spike and my army would be gone after).
Hello harstem,
Do you think it could be possible to get those replay in a Google drive ?
I really love cheese in general so they could be a great addition to my cheese book.
Thanks in advance !
Lambo did good roach rush video vs protoss that is very similar to the first build.
Love your videos!
another good title could be "I got cheesed and lost so I took notes"
You're a content MACHINE!
Death threats are going a bit too far, I just wish for people to catch a cold or step on poop the next day.
Really dig these narrative intros, it's an interesting style and quite enjoyable.
Did you record playing against Lorimbo?
Damn the dutch are a crazy bunch. Love it.
#Suggestion
Do a build where you get an early roach rush, but hide it from scouting by pooping with an overlord somewhere near your base.
You need lair for overlords to spread creep
Darn.
just want to be as happy with mine achievements as mr. Hamster when he wins with strange builds
fkn goated series
Have you noticed how the NoGG/GG ratio tends to phi, the golden ratio?
These builds are epic, I hate you as a toss player but epic to watch lol😂
In your life, You will meet many different types of cheese. While some may seem more appealing or even " Cheesier ", Do not be fooled. With its innate ability to develop a richer level of cheese, Simply by being around other types of cheese...
Harstem is the Cheesiest Man alive
... And even if the death threats come in, He will be the Cheesiest Man in the next world as well
If having spines move into your base isn't a death threat, then I don't know what death threat is.
How many likes for part two? This is a collab we never knew we needed 😅
Now harstem has a replacement for Harambo if lambo ever drops out. Harimbo only watches cheese though.
Kind of shows the problem with the ladder system and reminds me of games like hearthstone. There's builds out there that are similar that I had an insanely high win rate on but I wasn't learning anything from the game.
The Italian Stallion 🔥
If you get a gg, it is a strong indicator that your cheese sucks.
Watching these cheeses makes me want to reinstall the game and take cheesing out for a spin again
Do it!
They call him Harmstem because he brutalizes his opponents with these builds
More lorimbo builds, please hahahahaha
Lorimbo, the legend
Harstem isn't the cheesiest man alive.. yet. He needs to be cheesier. He needs to play random. Now that he has zerg builds as well, why not go random, with cheese prepared in EVERY matchup.. Random is also good for getting an early scout if Harstem ever does the trick the enemy into thinking you are AFK schtick again. =D
Teasing Stormgate i see
Lorimbo is an absolute chad
Having 2 bunkers against ravagers is not so great if they are so close that you can bile both at the same time... but you go for biling the repairing SCVs and the bunker, yet you miss the SCVs that were not pulled back. Twice. And still win - lol
Starts talking about how bad his memory is and compares himself to a seagull, forgets why he started talking about seagulls😂 Ironic
everybody say thank you larimbo
Amazing
these builds were gold
jebaited me... no death threats wtf