No P-Plates - Tom Cardy ft. Julia Robertson
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Prequel to Ruby Fields - P Plates
Disclaimer: I do not own these videos or the rights to them, I just really think they should be on UA-cam because they are fire. Thanks Tom Cardy. I do not make any money from these videos it is purely for entertainment.
You can find more of Tom here: / @tomcardy1 or Instagram @tomycardy
For those interested, Canberra / Bondi beach is a 3h drive
Was wondering about that, thanks
Yikes, ty for the info.
Damn, they're not gonna make their sunrise deadline
@@justmindset Not with that attitude, they're not.
At what average speed? And give me km/h no imperalistic shit! ^^
I'm American. Had to google what P Plates were. Then google the distance from Bondi Beach to Canberra in order to get the joke. Thanks for making me broaden my horizons for some jokes :-)
"If you want me to navigate, I will give directions but 10 seconds too late"
i felt that
Bless her, that's the most Aussie singing accent I've heard. Haha. Been hummin this fuckin' song for about an hour now though.
Check out "elevator operator" for some aussie-ass singing
She sounds like Missy Higgins i n this song, check her out for some strong Aussie accent!
Another Aussie accent is Ruby FIelds, who sang the original P-Plates song that this is a parody of.
Try Frenzal Rhomb - You Are Not My Friend
@@MrShroomz84 Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
I learned a lot about Australia by watching this video.
You must think we are so chaotic,,,
You would be right
As someone who doesn’t have this license this song makes me feel seen and also gives me an existential crisis.
This low key bullied me into getting my license
I am a Fan. I'm totally a Fan of hers now, she has an awesome voice. And she looks so happy doing the Song. Just great.
Do you know if she posts anywhere
God I hope this gets re-done for the album.. Genuinely bop to this song multiple times a week...
I assume at this point TripleJ has some rights to this one; which is why Tom doesn't touch it now.
Screw you Triple J.
“I’ll be your drive instructor, Graeme”.... that dude deserves his own B.S.O.
We need more of Julia singing!!!
Perfect pop music and voice to chart but the world isn't ready to let the lyrics chart at no1.
@@aMolleTargate what’s the original?
@@Onshay11 p plates by ruby fields
I'm 35 and this is highly relatable
man there needs to be more Julia Robertson music out there, her voice is brilliant
Her voice is beautiful
I lived in Los Angeles like this. I did get my license at 21 but I just did not drive until I moved to the boondocks at 25...then I was "What the bleep! Driving is fun!" 53 now
I keep left listening to this because I love how it sounds. Album or riot.
Who knew a song about bumming rides would be so nice lol
Edit: Whenever he says "I'll be your driving instructor Graham" it cracks me up 😆
“I’ll have to catch a train to your show” guess her mates won’t drive her anymore
Why is this the best song of 2021 so far?
Thanks for reminding this 28 year old that she needs to go renew her learner's permit. Again.
Translations for some major US cities
For New York:
"I need you to drive me to Fire Island by sunrise" Where are you? "D.C."
For L.A.
She wants to go to the Santa Monica pier, but she's in Vegas
For Miami
She wants to go to Miami beach, but she's in Orlando
Tom is fricking awesome!
her voice takes me back to the 90s
Criminally underrated channel. See you at 100k +
It isn’t his content though.
@@robbiesmith9404 I've come to learn that people don't like reading descriptions
@@eSuburb most people don't, I actually didn't realize I wasn't on his channel until I read the comments.
@@eSuburb why did you delete my comment? His edit in the description was after the above comment was already posted.
@@InComingPeanutHaven't deleted anything.
Julia/ Ruby your voice is f'n amazing, this song is so fun. Love ur stuff, Tom!
I'm 32 and can't drive yet.
I used to live in the UK and never really had to drive anywhere cos I could walk everywhere (and get child tickets for public transport cos im tiny)
But we moved to Australia and it is HUGE and now I have learn.
It's f*cking terrifying.
Why does anyone drive? 😂
Giving birth and raising a child is easier than this madness 😝
this somg unironically i love and i want it on spotify pretty please
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The Indie song I never knew I needed!
I've failed my driving test three times! One for not stopping completely before a right hand turn, once for making a right hand turn when there were pedestrians on the other side of the crosswalk, and once for not looking fully over my shoulder to make a lane change. Seriously. My dmv has a 54% failure rate.
I forward this to every mate complaining it took me a decade to get mine
"atleast i'm not this bad"
Lol first time I took the driving test I turned into oncoming traffic before resignedly pulling right back into the parking lot I had just left.
She's so Australian. Love it
I'm in Canberra. Goodbye.
oh I love you, Tom Cardy and Julia Robertson !
Her voice is gold ❤
This is in my top 5 favourite songs now. And it will be for the foreseeable future
just got my drivers license last friday, it was my 4th attempt ^-^ it was a big stress but I'm glad to have it done
Lyrics:
I'd really like you to know
I'll have to catch a train to your show
I'm an adult aged twenty five
I failed my driving test 18 times
I'm a burden to my mates
I make them drive me to all my dates
I know it's something that they all hate
But I'm never gonna get my P plates
I failed on my test the first time
# I'll be your instructor, Graeme
Because I crossed a lane with two unbroken lines
# Unfortunately that is an automatic fail
The second time that I failed on my driving test
# Look out it's Ruby Field back again
I drove the car into a hornet's nest
Yeah, why would I ever get my licence
When I can get pissed and my mates will drive me home
Cause you know that I'm just a bird who advocates
The benefits of never getting her P plates
And if my Uber rating sucks
I can wake up my best mate
# Ruby, it's 4 o'clock in the morning
# Why are you calling me?
~Can you pick me up?
~I need you to drive me to Bondi Beach by sunrise.
# Okay, but this is the last time. Where are you?
~I'm in Canberra, good bye.
I'm really great in the passenger side
I go to sleep the entire ride
If you want me to navigate
I will give directions, but 10 seconds too late
Just thought I should let you know that
I forgot my wallet
So I can't split the fuel
Who would ever want a licence
And I had a driving instructor called Will
When we started he was actually super chill
But he freaked out and had a heart attack
As I was backing into traffic, f**king hell
Yeah, I'm never gonna get my licence
Cars cost too much so why not blackmail my friends
Cause you know that it doesn't ever bother me
That children can drive when they're 16
Yet legally I am not allowed to drive
It doesn't ever bother me
Deep down inside, maybe just a little bit
Deep down inside, maybe it bothers me
**Like to make comment rise to the top
Where can we find more of Julia? Love her voice!
I believe she is Ruby Fields, a semi-known Aussie artist
instagram.com/julzybabes88/
@@Virus101100 ruby fields looks completely different tho
Ruby Fields - P-Plates is the actual Original of this Parody, thats why it's so explictly included in the lryics:
"yep, Ruby Fields again!"
"Ruby, [it is 4 o clock in the morning]!"
Its super auto tuned tno
Genuinely love this song 💚
I really hope this is a true story and Tom made her sing the song to continue to drive her 😂
this IS FIRE
I love you mate
New law proposal, you don't have to get your plates, but if you don't then you have to upload a cover of this song
As a 20 y/o who can’t drive this being in my recommended is a hate crime
The quality of this and the very little attention is getting is absurd
It's a "remix/cover" of a sorts of a Ruby Fields song, but I like this version better, especially the chorus and the self loathing at the end.
the fact it's got twice as many views as the original is absurder still
they are so coooool.
One hell of a character arc
Subtitles at 1:01... "Advocates benefits of never getting herpes"
I sent this to a mate who used to be a driving instructor, but had to give up because it was more stressful than being a light plane pilot
The song is funny but legit is also something i'd put in my playlist. So catchy.
My brain: I chimed in with a haven’t you people ever heard of closing a god damn door no
I think that version is better than original. Change my mind, yeah
I wish to hear a cover of original song, that's would be great
whats the name of the original song?
@@RighteousBoone P Plates - Ruby Fields
When I first listen to this song three years ago, I was like this is so funny now I am this person in real life and it hurts. I feel so bad about myself. I am pathetic.
All Will's are naturally super chill....
Her Australian accent is so strong
1:29 Ooooh we should have turned there
This music video seems to warp the very fabric of time itself. It starts out absolutely awesome and then suddenly crashed into a wall of my apathy. And then I tried to watch the rest, for what seems liike half an hour, and it just will not end. When it finally ended, I checked the length of the video and it’s only 2 mins and 54seconds long. So where the did the missing 27mins and 15seconds go? Simple answer, it was warped by this time machine Mr. Tom Cardy and Julia have created here. Bravo! Bravo! Truely an awesome video!
25 and don't have my license, ouch, thanks for calling me out Tom
omg she's so good
As a 25 year old who doesn’t have her license, I feel this too much 🤣
immediately looked up Canberra and thought... Yep... that would be my life
When your parents hardly teach you anything so you’re a legal adult but legally can’t drive until your older sisters like come with me and I’ll teach you everything 😄👍🏾 story of my life
This is the most Australian accent I’ve ever heard sung before.
Almost drunk enough to send this to my ex, it’s almost irresistible
Did you??
Have to know!
do it
Can we get more of her? I love her vocals
She can't sing.
I feel personally attacked. Hits too close to home ; P
Absolutely the the song regardless
I feel this one
perfect music to study basic driving theory to
Again. With the triple J really gets me. I never would hear ruby fields again because of this if i listen to her song
We solve this problem in the states by just giving her her license anyway. Spread that cost out evenly among all.
I failed my test twice, but I live in missouri which is one of the toughest license giving states. Not that its hard to get, I just get super nervous in the test and happen to start underperforming and making dangerous mistakes.
If I can be extremely boring for a minute-
There are basically two paths to getting your Ps (a provisional license with restricted rights and, in NSW where Sydney is at least, a blanket speed limit of 90km/h. But will at least let you drive unsupervised) in australia.
I’m going to be generalising a bit because road and transport legislation is a state governed issue and therefore not necessarily universal across the country.
For both paths, you need to have already passed a theory exam (known as Road Ready). In Canberra, at least, your high school will provide the training and test for you free of charge, though you only get a limited number of attempts before you need to go pay for it and do it on your own time (I think it’s 3 attempts? Been a while since I did it).
Passing Road Ready will get you your L plates, a learner’s license that says you can drive only while supervised by someone with a full license. And this is where ‘Ruby’ is stuck.
From here is where you get the two paths- there’s the competency based method and the one-off test.
One-off test is exactly what it sounds like. You get in a car with an instructor (once you’ve logged the required number of hours of practice, which I think is 180) and they test you on 31 separate manoeuvres. A lot of people who take this option do so because it’s cheaper. You can do all your practicing with your parents or friends who have their full license and only need to pay an instructor for the test.
The competency based method is said to be much easier, though. Here you have lessons with an instructor and they will teach you the 31 manoeuvres (aka the 31 competencies) and, when they feel you are ready, then they will test you on them one at a time. Once the testing of the competency begins you’re supposed to only have 3 attempts at performing it successfully (which you’re also given in the one-off test). This is much more expensive because you have to have a minimum of 35 lessons with an instructor to pass.
All this is to say- I’m fairly sure my instructor just passed me to get rid of me. So much for having three attempts at the competency. We started *every lesson* with three attempts at a reverse parallel park. I must have had about 25 overall goes at that thing and eventually he was just like…. ‘Fine. Let’s call that passed.’
*G R A E M E .*
I passed my Ls with an instructor named Graeme! 🤣🤣
KING GIZZARD!
Fair 'nuff
I wonder how many of my fellow Americans realize that pissed means drunk in Australia.
Wow! She's good!
I'm 56 and this is highly relatable
Got my license at 34 you’ll be alright.
I got mine at 40. Didn't know autism, dyspraxia, and executive functioning issues explained my issues. Be kind to yourself non-drivers & seek out a professional instructor who specialises in hard-to-teach people and you might get that licence after all. 🙂
She's so pretty
lol awesome!!
Sounds like every indie-pop song for the last 15 years.
and i love it!
I feel personally attacked by this song
Serious Frente vibes!
I feel like she would be an amazing rock singer too.
The fact that this is better than the original🤣
don’t know how i feel about this new remember sports song
This is better than the original.
the original? wait, I have to watch that!
Ruby Fields! I didn't know that existed!
I thought this said No Pirates, and I guess if it did say that the title wasn't lying
This only works for so long.........
I'm 38 and have never had a license. Not because I failed the tests, though, but because I have one blind eye and my depth perception sucks.
An unexpected and if I may be frank downright frightening foray into 90s sound :|
Is this a personal attack?
At least I live in the Netherlands, so I can just use my bicycle :')
it would take you the same amount of time to cross your cuntry in a bike, as them to drive from Canberra to Bondi beach.
No way, I didn't realise this was a tom cardy one
Totally a fuckin around song but low-key the voice of an angel
is there more of julia robertson other then the other roll up your sleeve?
would be sad if there are only those 2 songs with her. love her singing and accent
I'm nineteen and still don't have a licence. This song hits too fucking close.
I don't think I want to be on the road with her driving anyway! Ha!
YOU’RE A GIZZARD FAN! 😍
Oh shit is that a king gizz shirt hell yeah my dude