The Marvels - Absolutely Pathetic

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  • @jtakesnols
    @jtakesnols Рік тому +3419

    Marvel critique videos are genuinely more entertaining than today’s marvel movies

    • @snapdragoon1236
      @snapdragoon1236 Рік тому +95

      To be fair the 4 round match you have on the toilet at 3 am after eating Taco Bell is more entertaining than marcel movies now.

    • @walkerw5087
      @walkerw5087 Рік тому

      @@snapdragoon1236😅

    • @RW-zh7kl
      @RW-zh7kl Рік тому +32

      ​​@@snapdragoon1236that's way more gross than entertaining lol "butt" I get ur point

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify Рік тому +2

      Only if you're easily amused.

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki Рік тому +2

      10:27 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jthoma82
    @jthoma82 Рік тому +2418

    I swear The main villain is the absolute LEAST intimidating and imposing villain I've ever seen. Like, everything else looks like shit. But she just looks ridiculous

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr Рік тому +221

      Straight from the power rangers

    • @rickbase833
      @rickbase833 Рік тому +154

      Agree....didn't know Meghan Markle was cast as Ronan The Accuser.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 Рік тому +99

      She makes Aldrich Killian from Iron Man 3 look like Hannibal Lecter in comparison.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 Рік тому +88

      ​@@Jay-jb2vrOh please, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, Divatox and the Machine Empire from tne Zordon era of Power Rangers had more dignity than "Dollar Tree Storm" (Dar Benn) does in this movie.

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr Рік тому +34

      @@xgray2012 if Dar-Benn was in the Power Rangers or even TMNT, she wouldn't look out of place at all 💯

  • @warriorpoet297
    @warriorpoet297 Рік тому +1105

    Love how all these movies pretend that characters like Sarah Connor and Ripley never existed. Strong, badass women without forcing it.

    • @carlosatausupa8429
      @carlosatausupa8429 Рік тому +85

      Arcane: Vi is stronger women without forcing but is good writing.

    • @JB-tz8fu
      @JB-tz8fu Рік тому +40

      Not to mention how awesome Atomic Blonde was ....one of my favs.....she earned that W.

    • @carlosatausupa8429
      @carlosatausupa8429 Рік тому +34

      Vi,Lena,Spider-gwen & Atomic Blonde >>>

    • @carlosatausupa8429
      @carlosatausupa8429 Рік тому +18

      Spider-Gwen:Dont please.
      Spider-Gwen >>> She-Hulk & Captain Marvel

    • @saadahmedfilms9157
      @saadahmedfilms9157 Рік тому +32

      Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, and Milla Jovovich have been leading women in tons of female-led films. 🤦‍♂

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Рік тому +4564

    Marvel doesn't disappoint when it comes to disappointment. 😂

  • @Azmodian
    @Azmodian Рік тому +711

    "I AM SO SAD!" she screamed directly into the camera. The character then proceeds to perform some new power never hinted at before to fix things. - MCU 2023

    • @Thankuforsubing
      @Thankuforsubing Рік тому +12

      0:01 please dont tell me this scene is actually included in the movie

    • @ClifftonLee
      @ClifftonLee Рік тому

      ​@@Thankuforsubing why don't you go watch it and find it?

    • @saranshmaurya6905
      @saranshmaurya6905 Рік тому

      @@Thankuforsubing it is.

    • @fabiana9478
      @fabiana9478 Рік тому +14

      The ending of Loki in a nutshell

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ Рік тому +2

      @@fabiana9478yeah but at least we were given a great scene with a real conversation between Owen Wilson and Tom Hiddleston.
      How we got there is stupid, but at the very least I can see why people liked it.

  • @Ibby_G
    @Ibby_G 7 місяців тому +82

    Hela was a badass woman in the MCU without forcing it. I think the biggest reason she worked is that she was a villain. Disney weren't afraid to write her with flaws and she didn't have to tell us she's amazing, she showed it by destroying the hammer.

    • @Sammy-34079
      @Sammy-34079 5 місяців тому

      i really dont care what u say i still love marvel and dc since i own there 2000s-2010s of marvel and dc movies blu-ray

    • @Ibby_G
      @Ibby_G 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Sammy-34079 they don't know u exist. Ur a statistic to them. To them, ur the idiot who will buy any slop they put out so they don't even bother catering to you.

    • @Sammy-34079
      @Sammy-34079 5 місяців тому

      @@Ibby_G It must be hard to be so depressed, do you need a hug? If that's the case, then what I have to say will hurt you even more. There is no perfect or ideal company; everyone has problems. If the company you mention is Disney, then you've really made me laugh.

    • @MAFTONI
      @MAFTONI 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Sammy-34079 lmfao

    • @spacepirate8355
      @spacepirate8355 Місяць тому

      @@Sammy-34079 average neckbeard mcu fan be like:

  • @calebford6318
    @calebford6318 Рік тому +1486

    I’ve never felt so confident that I will never watch a movie in my entire life.

    • @can.k40
      @can.k40 Рік тому +26

      Yeah same

    • @meurer13daniel
      @meurer13daniel Рік тому +61

      Honestly, it happened before to me. Most of the D+ shows, Love and Thunder, first Captain Marvel, Eternals... Never wanted to whatch those movies and shows

    • @zacharyjackson1829
      @zacharyjackson1829 Рік тому +12

      ​@meurer13daniel Hawkeye was nice before the finale. Moon knight was good if you can over the fact that we got so little of moon knight in the og costume and the finale again was shite. Miss marvel seemed good from what I heard and the Loki has been a knockout. I Am Groot was cute at least. You couldn't pay me to watch Love and Thunder, MoM, Quantumania, or this though.

    • @REXae86
      @REXae86 Рік тому +19

      I was so confident in Marvel sucking I haven’t even bothered watching the trailers of their new movies anymore

    • @youtubeconnollyfamily
      @youtubeconnollyfamily Рік тому +5

      I never felt so confident that I would waste my Internet and watch it online for free lol

  • @majormaxor7592
    @majormaxor7592 Рік тому +374

    I once had a theory about why Puss In Boots: The Last Wish was delayed. And it's that the whole time the creative team kept fighting against the Executive Producers until they the creatice team finally won, and made the movie they wanted.
    My theory is the same for this movie, but the Executive Producers won instead. The creative team probably didn't even want to make this movie.

    • @greayeve3035
      @greayeve3035 Рік тому +43

      I watched that movie a month or so ago. I'm not sure who won, but I do know it was all the better for it. That movie is so good. I'm surprised it doesn't get more praise.

    • @YaBoiDoc
      @YaBoiDoc 3 місяці тому +5

      @@greayeve3035Everyone praised the everliving shit out of it when it came out. Well deserved, that movie was amazing!

  • @politekat
    @politekat 10 місяців тому +131

    Sometimes i feel like Brie Larson's character in fortnite has more emotion than her character in the MCU

  • @sharong8794
    @sharong8794 Рік тому +749

    They still don't get it, most women and girls hate this stuff. Even friends of mine who are casual viewers of Marvel just cringe at the girl boss obsession.

    • @Mr.Corinthians
      @Mr.Corinthians Рік тому

      They do get it, though. We are not meant to accept this trash, but rather rebel against it and go in another direction.
      The people who control Hollywood, Blackrock and the banking systems are using reverse psychology in a game of Hegelian dialectic to turn people away from Liberalism towards Conservativism.
      You may want to do some research on controlled opposition, the Talmud Seven Laws of Noah and Dominion Theology.
      These people are using media as a trojan horse to create division and to expose their enemies openly by promising them increased rights, privileges and benefits.
      You'll understand when DJT returns to the White House and guillotines are rolled out to deal with "domestic terrorists and subverters", along with anyone they deem to be too immoral to live.

    • @Accountthatexists
      @Accountthatexists Рік тому +92

      There is a way to do girl bosses RIGHT and there's are way to do it wrong, marveles dose it wrong, it makes it feel like a product u buy of "women power" instead of a ACTUAL story, because what marvels is, it isn't a movie, it's just a slap of "OH LOOK GIRLS ARE POWERFUL TOO" when yes its a good message......but that's all this "superhero movie" if u can even call it that was, just a message done BADLY on girl power to try to get people to buy tickets FOR THAT REASON ALONE

    • @Mountaineer87
      @Mountaineer87 Рік тому

      They don't believe you. They think it's impossible for women to be inspired by men. Or at the very least, women that have identifiable weakness.

    • @bradnaroallen9429
      @bradnaroallen9429 Рік тому +11

      This ☝️

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 Рік тому

      It screams feminist fragility.

  • @dataweaver
    @dataweaver Рік тому +440

    The biggest sin of the Marvels is that Rambeau was actually a good character in the comics. But because they were only interested in having her check a box, they didn't bother to include any of the stuff that made the comic version interesting.

    • @dragonsyph2557
      @dragonsyph2557 Рік тому +1

      Put a Chick in it and make it Lame and Gay.

    • @Accountthatexists
      @Accountthatexists Рік тому +33

      Welcome to the MCU, this has happend more then once😮‍💨

    • @Wesley_Julio_FX
      @Wesley_Julio_FX Рік тому +24

      Taskmaster too😂

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 Рік тому +9

      Related to z-list characters... some fans are used to claim the comic book are better and etc.. but really, there's a reason why z-list characters are categorized that way to begin with. I give some slack to Ms. Marvel because the whole concept of a muslim teenager girl with weird looking super powers, she trying to fit in and etc.. it's a cool concept. But that's pretty much it, this character (all the variations of Captain Marvel, including the original who died of cancer and etc) is a complete failure. I tried to read the second Marvel civil war along other "modern" stuff featuring these characters and then some... man, it sucks

    • @dataweaver
      @dataweaver Рік тому +13

      @@RRRRRRRRR33 sometimes a character ends up being z-list because nobody does anything interesting with her. That's what happened with Monica Rambeau: in the 80s, after the original Captain Marvel does of cancer, Monica was created to hold the name. She was placed on the Avengers, which is where I first encountered her. But the only writer interested in her was the one who created her; and when he left the book, she went into limbo and the Captain Marvel name was passed to a relative of the original Captain Marvel. It didn't matter whether or not the fans liked her; the other writers didn't.
      At the same time, I _do_ get where you're coming from. Marvel Comics wasn't creating “Captain Marvel” characters because they had some cool concept or interesting character that they wanted to explore; they were creating them because they wanted to seize and hold the rights to the Captain Marvel name. When I mentioned “the original Captain Marvel” in the first paragraph above, referring to Marvel Comics' first character to use that name, I was actually fibbing: the _original_ Captain Marvel was a character published back in the Golden Age by Fawcett Comics. DC Comics sued Fawcett claiming that Captain Marvel was a Superman knockoff and forced them to stop publishing, which allowed the Captain Marvel trademark to lapse; and decades later, Marvel Comics decided that they wanted the name for themselves and created their own Captain Marvel character to get it.

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 11 місяців тому +70

    Man, that CGI Beast just makes me really appreciate how damn good Kelsey Grammar looked in prosthetics. Nothing in the MCU looks real anymore, most of the time the costumes aren't even real. I miss when studios used to actually make real, physical things for movies. It might take more effort to cover a man in blue fur and makeup, but the result is something real and timeless.

  • @hellfire5108
    @hellfire5108 Рік тому +573

    The fact that anybody in Disney/Marvel thought doing musical number on a planet where people communicate through dancing and singing is a good idea says everything about the way MCU is heading.

    • @Kastafore
      @Kastafore Рік тому +75

      This is the same studio that was fine with the main alternate universe in Multiverse of Madness having the EVER LUDICROUS difference of "green means stop and red means go" for the noteworthy dimensional discrepancy. They simply don't care anymore.

    • @kevintheodoreofficial
      @kevintheodoreofficial Рік тому +10

      Lol when I saw that scene I remember thinking “wow…Disney really tried it 🤦🏾‍♂️ “ - I hope Disney/MCU learn their lesson after this atrocious bs.

    • @hellfire5108
      @hellfire5108 Рік тому +42

      @@kevintheodoreofficial Clearly somebody thought that this will attract those young teens who love to do those sing/dance challenges on TikTok.

    • @moneymakingodie
      @moneymakingodie Рік тому +11

      I immediately logged out mentally during that scene

    • @PRT976
      @PRT976 Рік тому +8

      @@hellfire5108 and it surely wouldn't work out. everyone seems to find it cringe af

  • @michelleyoung731
    @michelleyoung731 Рік тому +1077

    I'm sick of people using their race or gender or sexual preference as a shield against constructive criticism. That's like somebody expecting to be praised for doing a shit job because "you can't criticize me because i'm black.". If you can't tolerate being judged by the quality of your work, you will never get better at your work.

    • @1nfinityst0ne
      @1nfinityst0ne Рік тому +79

      100% and the fact that that's
      the only argument people use just shows they can't even defend the movie they love so much

    • @MDMediaTV
      @MDMediaTV Рік тому

      because majority of people hate this agenda...

    • @nightowlowo149
      @nightowlowo149 Рік тому +26

      I also wish people will stop generalizing instead of giving criticism
      That doesnt mean the main characters are female only, that it would mean its the cause of the issue. They can literally keep the actors if they want diversity or to promote a movement, its just shitty ass writing 😭 and theyre (marvel studios) using the diveraity shield as a way to mitigate that criticism of the concerned audience instead of looking at the writers themselves. AND IF THE WRITERS EVEN WANT TO PROMOTE FEMALE EMPOWERMENT, POOR WRITING DOEANT HELP YOUR CASE

    • @Accountthatexists
      @Accountthatexists Рік тому +30

      As a lesbian I can confirm this entire passage is correct👍

    • @l_ifeefi_l1998
      @l_ifeefi_l1998 Рік тому +6

      Seen it the most in tlm remake. Most that defended the movie were blaxx

  • @cdaffern4707
    @cdaffern4707 Рік тому +105

    The villain is Tom Hiddleston's girlfriend/fiance/mother of his child, in fact it is why she got the role.

  • @chintz4561
    @chintz4561 Рік тому +246

    It takes some special talent to make a movie not worthy of even being pirated

    • @badshootykat5574
      @badshootykat5574 Рік тому +19

      Hahahahah~
      Disney/Marvel were always against piracy for movies~ they concocted the perfect formula to do so 👏

    • @godlike3735
      @godlike3735 Рік тому +5

      I'm ot even gonna bother trying to know what it's about after watching a show as good as loki

    • @AtomicSquid5433
      @AtomicSquid5433 Рік тому

      spot on bro

  • @alsmith9853
    @alsmith9853 Рік тому +250

    It's weird how I'm binge watching reviews for a film I have no intention of seeing 😂

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Рік тому +29

      Me too, it’s like that weird fascination with watching train wrecks.

    • @WannabeShady90
      @WannabeShady90 Рік тому +8

      The Fall of 76 has more views than the actual game has buyers. 😂

    • @syamnakmuay89
      @syamnakmuay89 Рік тому +2

      😂😂 same here

    • @BroderickBandzz
      @BroderickBandzz Рік тому

      Bruh I know

    • @hgonz14
      @hgonz14 Рік тому +1

      That's woke disney in a nutshell.

  • @anonymoushuman8443
    @anonymoushuman8443 4 місяці тому +90

    0:01 what the hell is even that

  • @sonicinfinity1871
    @sonicinfinity1871 Рік тому +192

    The singing scenes just need one little thing: a certain man stepping in front of the screen, holding up a clock, and crying, “It’s time to stop!”

    • @TtvMomos3388
      @TtvMomos3388 Рік тому +11

      I literally considered walking out at that moment.

    • @alexdo3838
      @alexdo3838 Рік тому +3

      I fell a sleep again at that moment😂😂😂

    • @Adi-fh8ed
      @Adi-fh8ed Рік тому +6

      ​@@TtvMomos3388in my theater 3 people that came together left 💀

    • @TtvMomos3388
      @TtvMomos3388 Рік тому +6

      @@Adi-fh8ed like who in their right mind thinks that scene works in the scale of how serious their trip to that planet was in the context of things? It’s just like how Marvel thought Taika’s handling of Love and Thunder was worthy of being presented in the shittiness it is. Every would-be serious moment is ruined by unnecessary comedy that doesn’t hit home. Fuck those goats. Fuck the love triangle between Mjolnir, Thor, Stormbreaker.

    • @LottaLov211
      @LottaLov211 Рік тому +2

      I went to the bathroom when the musical number happened

  • @kaossilator8545
    @kaossilator8545 Рік тому +605

    The worst part is that woman playing the villain. It's obvious she got the role because she's Tom Hiddlestone's wife. She has zero charisma.

    • @craigime
      @craigime Рік тому +53

      Fiancee

    • @ostinpowerjr007
      @ostinpowerjr007 Рік тому +80

      Welcome to m-she-u baby here everyone listen and see cringy and lame stuffs with unfinished VFX and cgi 😢

    • @chandranakash02
      @chandranakash02 Рік тому +71

      Damn he got no taste in woman😅

    • @danielbaydo9091
      @danielbaydo9091 Рік тому

      ​@@chandranakash02fr

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 Рік тому +11

      Pretty sure she was hired before she dated Tom because Tom was with Taylor Swift up to Love and Thunder… Pretty sure principal photography for Marvels was underway. I could see her coming in on the reshoots because of him.

  • @jimmelton5846
    @jimmelton5846 Рік тому +230

    As great a career as Samuel L. Jackson has had, the man will be in anything for an easy payday.

    • @froggybug
      @froggybug Рік тому +26

      He’s becoming like Lawrence Fishburne, if he’s in a movie…you may want to wait til it’s streaming

    • @godlike3735
      @godlike3735 Рік тому +42

      Can't even blame hum the ship is sinking might aswell make some money off of it

    • @Dhiya87
      @Dhiya87 Рік тому +3

      You had to make money while the ship is shinking

    • @sianais
      @sianais Рік тому +32

      I will never be against old actors getting their paycheck. Anthony Hopkins was on Transformers (I don't know which one), and I'm happy after a long ass career with unforgettable hits, he can now phone it in and get money based on his prestige. Let the legends get their money. They get more for cameo's in these trash films than they did for the iconic films they made great.

    • @ptralx3122
      @ptralx3122 Рік тому +4

      Bad take. Laurence fishburne was great in the John wick films

  • @dmomintz
    @dmomintz Рік тому +466

    All the cat ladies, winos, girl magic, and beta dads in the universe couldn't save this dud of a film.

    • @grandwazoo9112
      @grandwazoo9112 Рік тому +46

      Even Stephen King , the sum total of "All the cat ladies, winos, girl magic, and beta dads in the universe", couldn't either!😹

    • @veeclash4157
      @veeclash4157 Рік тому +43

      I still can't believe they ran an 8 hour special promoting the Marvels to cat ladies? WTF were they thinking?

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Рік тому +41

      @@veeclash4157it was the only audience they could hope for, and cat ladies don’t watch marvel.

    • @tacitidesong
      @tacitidesong Рік тому

      I guess they thought the growing number of unlovable, unmarriable women would be their saving grace.@@veeclash4157

    • @jout738
      @jout738 Рік тому

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      They dumb focking idiots to bring unlikeable obnoxious ladies to show how its done in meaningless and boring story. Disney paid theselves with their own stupidty, that is so focking hugh.

  • @Havibox21
    @Havibox21 Рік тому +104

    NEVER compare tobies spiderman 3 scene to ANYTHING. That moment in spiderman gave us golden memes.

    • @Theblobmma
      @Theblobmma Рік тому +3

      Tbh this movie is such a monumental flop it will be memed in 10 years time

  • @kjbeast677
    @kjbeast677 Рік тому +77

    Never would I have thought a modern day superhero film would be so embarrassingly bad that it makes Superman 4: A Quest for Peace look like a masterpiece in comparison, but here we are

    • @Dommie222
      @Dommie222 Рік тому +5

      At least that movie is entertaining in a so bad its good kindaway. This one is just bad.

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 10 місяців тому +1

      If writing is this bad and they want to be paid more
      Im all for fair pay for the writers but if this is their idea of a good movie
      I'm sorry, but you deserve less

  • @kode4420
    @kode4420 Рік тому +46

    "Put a woman in it and make it lame!" (Cartman's voice)

    • @bmarchai
      @bmarchai Рік тому

      Put a chick in it & make her gay 😂

    • @calculator91
      @calculator91 9 місяців тому

      Not quite the quote.

  • @mrloverman2.0
    @mrloverman2.0 Рік тому +81

    Woman The Accuser is the best name for this villain.
    -Nerdrotic

  • @Zappy1210
    @Zappy1210 Рік тому +73

    I am 100% sure I'll never be disappointed in The Marvels. How do I know you ask? Because I am 100% sure I'll never watch it. 🤣

    • @cardsfan5100
      @cardsfan5100 Рік тому

      You should because it's a good movie. One of the funniest Marvel movies. If you like that kind of thing, you should go watch.

    • @mhw9332
      @mhw9332 Рік тому +3

      @@cardsfan5100 said no one

  • @theoriginaldemiurge
    @theoriginaldemiurge Рік тому +87

    The funny thing is from what i hear monica is actually a fan favourite character in the comics. She was the original captian marvel and most consider the definitive version of the character.
    Which is why it was a baffling decision to basically make her carol's lapdog, what a diverse and inclusive thing for disney to do.

    • @smcauley600
      @smcauley600 Рік тому +3

      i bet you get turned on by the word woke

    • @theoriginaldemiurge
      @theoriginaldemiurge Рік тому +32

      @smcauley600 I literally didn't use the word woke once in my comment, looks like someone is projecting😭

    • @StratumPress
      @StratumPress Рік тому

      Remember when you guys were screaming "Get woke!" for almost a decade before you got laughed at and are now trying to shame people for reminding you how goofy you sounded?@@smcauley600

  • @MarvinPowell1
    @MarvinPowell1 Рік тому +101

    This is literally like the 10th video I've seen tonight crapping on this movie and my schadenfreude is nowhere near done yet.

  • @RabbiSteve
    @RabbiSteve Рік тому +30

    The forgettable villain is both “not-Storm” and “not-Ronin”. Thanks for the review. These kind of reviews are all I’ll ever need from movies like this.

    • @sgardner4313
      @sgardner4313 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, Ronin was already one of the more sub-par villains in the MCU. Making a Ronin copycat? Ugh.

  • @stevesteve8244
    @stevesteve8244 Рік тому +158

    I found it really funny that Disney advertised The Marvels as a 'fun sci-fi superhero' movie at first, then tried to course correct it by changing the trailers and making it look like an 'epic serious life-changing experience'.

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 10 місяців тому +4

      it lost to Freddy Fazbear...

    • @Samtheman798
      @Samtheman798 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Xeorboom I'm not a fnaf fan but ls don't insult a well loved franchise by comparing it to this shit

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 9 місяців тому

      The main problem you cant shake is it just looks like Brie Larson is babysitting 2 "minority girls" - it just looks so Woke and shitty

  • @robgau2501
    @robgau2501 Рік тому +164

    "Black girl magic!"
    Yes. They said that in the movie. Supposedly. Lol

    • @BSmoothe805
      @BSmoothe805 Рік тому +2

      It worked

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 Рік тому +4

      So? Why does that phrase offend y'all

    • @christopherhuntsman2701
      @christopherhuntsman2701 Рік тому +40

      @@witchplease96951) what does that phrase even mean? Like honestly as an African American myself, I want to know. 2) And like the commentary said, those phrases are really used to gloss over explaining something out, a cheap way of skipping depth of storytelling.

    • @GetCareless
      @GetCareless Рік тому +26

      ​@witchplease9695 I just know you'd be outraged if they said white girl power. Don't be a hypocrite

    • @seanruben2000
      @seanruben2000 Рік тому +36

      @@witchplease9695it doesnt offend. Its just cringe. Also your the type that would get offended by “white girl magic”

  • @marsmars9130
    @marsmars9130 Рік тому +18

    My 2 girls hated it, were on there phones telling friends how bad it was. I Wasnt worried about upsetting other movie goers, with their texting, There was hardly no one else in the theater. Yeah from a Dads point of view, it was total CRAP!

  • @redt8311
    @redt8311 Рік тому +242

    Endgame really was the end of the golden era of the MCU. we have been in limbo ever since. Now we had *some* at the least decent movies/shows since. But it’s clear that the MCU’s Best days are behind it. With not a lot of hope for the future as of now.

    • @auburnmann3630
      @auburnmann3630 Рік тому +7

      Loki, Wandavision, Shangchi, Wakanda Forever, No Way Home, Vol.3 or even the Guardians Christmas special didn’t tickle your fancy?

    • @gonzalocornejo9267
      @gonzalocornejo9267 Рік тому +2

      i mean, people just think MCU till endgame was perfect xd and no one talks about 2 or 3 characters that doesnt do sh1t for the plot xd
      + the time awful timetravel, but yeah, compare to this, old mcu was a masterpiece e.e

    • @whosasking9655
      @whosasking9655 Рік тому +36

      @@auburnmann3630Loki and Wandavision were not as great, liked mainly for their sentimental-ness. Wakanda 2.0 was bad, GoTG was always more standalone from the MCU as a whole, also relies on heavy emotional plot to make it decent, the humour was pretty stale and nothing much was at stake apart from Racoon’s life. Doctor strange 2 was trash. Spider-Man no way home was good but part of that was mainly due to nostalgia of the two other Spider-Man and their villains than Tom Holland and his plot itself. These are my opinions anyway, liable to be right or wrong just like yours. So yea

    • @Chessclears
      @Chessclears Рік тому +14

      ​​@@whosasking9655You just wrote down all my thougts. I COMPLETELY agree. The MCU is dead.

    • @BDV000
      @BDV000 Рік тому

      Spot on

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Рік тому +204

    When they started vacuuming the ocean from that water planet, I remembered Mel Brooks` "Spaceballs" and started laughing uncontrollably.😂

    • @tacitidesong
      @tacitidesong Рік тому +31

      I had the same goddamn thought. Literally pulling influence from parody and treating it like a serious plot point. The MCU summed up in one scene.

    • @CowboyKing
      @CowboyKing Рік тому +32

      Spaceballs. Now that's a great movie.
      I'd pay good money to watch it in a full theatre.

    • @KevinIsrael
      @KevinIsrael Рік тому +1

      Yep, I asked my wife if Brooks would sue.

    • @jasonmaclean719
      @jasonmaclean719 Рік тому +3

      Not sure if the movie sucked or blew🤔

    • @DanielTorres-pw8il
      @DanielTorres-pw8il Рік тому +4

      Yup. They stole the plot from spaceballs and tried to recreate Peter and Tony's "relationship"

  • @azul93gt38
    @azul93gt38 9 місяців тому +7

    Captain Marvel's two sidekicks were made intentionally dumpy and unattractive. It's a luxury they couldn't afford.

  • @bambangbudiprayetno2701
    @bambangbudiprayetno2701 Рік тому +151

    Like people already said, They're no longer making movies or art in general, they just making propaganda.

    • @Riversdoc11deff
      @Riversdoc11deff Рік тому +9

      this is absolutely correct, no creativity, charisma, talent at all.

    • @ChelCM03
      @ChelCM03 Рік тому

      It's not even propaganda cause they're not even trying. They're just regurgitating surface level Twitter liberal talking points and doing nothing else

    • @StormShadow743
      @StormShadow743 Рік тому +15

      You don’t know what propaganda is if you think Mediocre Marvel movie = propaganda. Should’ve listened a bit more in school.

    • @johnborda5134
      @johnborda5134 Рік тому +7

      What about this movie has propaganda?

    • @jameslivingston7159
      @jameslivingston7159 Рік тому

      ​@@StormShadow743 there's some propaganda in everything coming from a major studio these days, don't kid yourself. There's entire departments of CIA that exist to work with Hollywood, and not just for war movies and jet rentals.

  • @HOPEDACODER
    @HOPEDACODER Рік тому +107

    I expected nothing and I was still disappointed. This movie made me unlock a whole new level of apathy

  • @thecowboybebop2071
    @thecowboybebop2071 11 місяців тому +19

    Marvel needs to take notes on how to write INCREDIBLE female characters: Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop (1998), Sarah Connor from Terminator (1984), Toph Beifong from Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005), Annie Leonhart from Attack on Titan (2013), even Black Widow until they ruined her in Phase 4.

  • @urtiz
    @urtiz Рік тому +84

    Man, I remember the scene where the Marvels couldn’t save every Flurken and CM said “we need to save who we can!”. But after that, we have another scene where the kittens conveniently save everyone in the ship. So we end up with a movie that doesn’t know if it wants to be an adult drama or a Saturday morning cartoon. 🤦‍♂️

    • @unimpartialobserver
      @unimpartialobserver Рік тому +8

      They don't even address the cosmic horror of it. As K said in Men in Black: "I've been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach; that's something I don't want to remember."

  • @HardRockMiner
    @HardRockMiner Рік тому +149

    When I was a kid my dad was filming a home movie, and he filmed my brother accidentally running over our dog.. That used to be the worst movie I ever watched. Now this movie is. That's how much this sucked.

    • @jasonmoody4219
      @jasonmoody4219 Рік тому +15

      Who's your dad and brother, Lionel and Jeffrey Dahmer?

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 Рік тому +7

      I hope to God this is a joke

    • @chillyflame383
      @chillyflame383 Рік тому +2

      @@reddeaddude2187 the movie ain't even bad?? As a straight white guy who disliked the first captain marvel film, I enjoyed this movie, maybe cause I had actual problems with the first film and disliked it for those and not cause of "women", which seems to be the problem this time again. Unfortunate tbh, had a good number of scenes that made me laugh, cgi was better then previous superhero films (minus gotg3 and obviously sm: atsv), and the credit scene went hard, sets up a lot and helps push the overall mcu story which is rare now days

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 Рік тому +1

      @@chillyflame383 Didn't ask you but okay

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 Рік тому +8

      Dark. Almost as dark as the MCU's prospects.

  • @emilysimmonsmurillo8183
    @emilysimmonsmurillo8183 9 місяців тому +6

    what I hate about Disney's female superhero's is that they're so perfect and good at everything. they have no character flaws and they're super good people, and that's what makes them boring. Disney's "girls rule and boys drool" propaganda that they keep putting in every new marvel film just makes the movie boring and painful to watch.

  • @abhirupchakrabarty9918
    @abhirupchakrabarty9918 Рік тому +210

    Disney should get it straight that people go to movies for entertainment and not for politics or propaganda 😤

    • @TearDownThisWall
      @TearDownThisWall Рік тому +33

      Or for child grooming..

    • @brandonkohler6296
      @brandonkohler6296 Рік тому +11

      There are neither of those things in this movie though lmao

    • @alexanderwindh4830
      @alexanderwindh4830 Рік тому

      Thing is - media is used for brainwashing. It's not entertainment. Everything holds a message and especially big trendy movies.
      Just look at how society plays around what they see on screen. The 90s early 2000s and now

    • @Riversdoc11deff
      @Riversdoc11deff Рік тому

      these disney simps are brainlessly hilarious!@@brandonkohler6296

    • @ChelCM03
      @ChelCM03 Рік тому +12

      I'm sorry have you watched any movie ever?
      Star Wars
      The Hunger Games
      Indiana Jones
      Jurassic Park
      The Incredibles
      Zootopia and Elemental
      Planet of the Apes
      Avatar
      Star Trek
      Spiderverse
      Just to name a few. Some of the most popular movie franchises of ALL TIME are politically coded. What's the point of making true meaningful art if you're not providing commentary on the world around you? Including politics.
      Filmmaking is an art form, and just like any other art form, people are going to use it to provide commentary on the current state of the world

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Рік тому +225

    Now it’s bombed, I guess we’re on to the “blame men” section of the usual cycle!?

    • @redt8311
      @redt8311 Рік тому +6

      Well to be fair, that’s definitely got something to do with it. No one wants to admit it, but it does. Many men aren’t exactly likely to be running to theaters up to see a movie starring not 1 but 3 women.
      But another part of it has to do with the fact the trailers didn’t look all that amazing to a lot of people as well. And a lot of people have beef in general with brie Larson/captain marvel.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Рік тому

      @@redt8311men have still made up over 60% of the paying audience, and it’s not supposed to be for men

    • @flavionms
      @flavionms Рік тому +88

      ​@@redt8311there's plenty of women out there. In fact, half of all people are woman. So the fact men don't want to watch it isn't an excuse for a movie bombing.

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 Рік тому +20

      It's not blame men at all. The misandry is directed at only white men. With regards to "cycles" that reminds me of this: 6.9 That's when a period gets between something that could be great (assuming you add 2 fingers cause she's worth it, so technically it's a 71).

    • @Tim-007
      @Tim-007 Рік тому +6

      @@redt8311I’ve got nothing against Brie and I actually like it when women are in the lead role for a change. Guess I’m just more open minded then most of my gender species.

  • @Seekdelunoart
    @Seekdelunoart Рік тому +47

    Shout out to all the real hero’s defending us from marvel movies.

  • @samokuma9596
    @samokuma9596 Рік тому +560

    Man, who casted this female villain ? She IS ATROCIOUS.

    • @sharksbreath7
      @sharksbreath7 Рік тому +97

      She dates (dated?) Loki Tom Middleston) if that helps explain it.
      .

    • @MrCostaC
      @MrCostaC Рік тому +30

      People raved about her in this TV show in the UK. It was a TV show, you need next level charisma for a movie villain 🤦‍♂️

    • @lunarvision
      @lunarvision Рік тому +90

      Don’t know who, but what got her cast was being British, female and black. ✅✅✅

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy Рік тому +107

      That's Zawe Ashton - she is engaged to Tom Hiddleston and they have a child. That's just to be a total coincidence, though... right? Just like when Jessica Gao was hired to make She Hulk, when she self-admittedly had no clue about CGI or courtroom scenes. But she was engaged to someone that worked for Marvel.

    • @Aizen2468
      @Aizen2468 Рік тому +48

      My question is how the director with NO achievements under her belt, got a movie with a half a billion dollar budget. I don't remember anything about someone that she might have slept with to land that job. And having seen her, I can certainly DOUBT she got the job that way.
      So, how did she land a half billion dollar budget movie to direct? Is Disney that free with their money?

  • @mrhoneystinger3676
    @mrhoneystinger3676 Рік тому +45

    We can all see where this is going. The formation of an all female grrrrl powered Avengers that team up to fight their arch-nemesis The Patriarchy.

    • @RMMS13
      @RMMS13 Рік тому +1

      Please no, once was bad enough

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 Рік тому +3

      I think you just described the Avengers movie they're already showing ads for. So far, all the heroes are teenage girls. Kamala Khan is the leader. One movie & she's ready to lead her own team, because girl boss r amazing.

    • @alexdo3838
      @alexdo3838 Рік тому +3

      Yeah untill they go bankrupt.😂😂😂😂

    • @RMMS13
      @RMMS13 Рік тому

      @alexdo3838 Fat chance of Disney ever going bankrupt. They're definitely throwing millions of dollars down the drain though

    • @Vishnuk-fe9iv
      @Vishnuk-fe9iv 11 місяців тому

      ​@@gabrielboorom2683amazing for useless femcels.

  • @yuankun99
    @yuankun99 Рік тому +8

    DM (Disney Marvel): We're releasing The Marvels
    Men: We don't care
    DM: Well, this wasn't made for you
    Men: That's fine. We weren't planning on watching it anyways.....
    Movie bombs at the box office
    DM: The movie failed as men refused to support women
    Men: You said this wasn't made for us, so where are all the women this was aimed at??
    DM:....... (crickets)
    I stopped watching Marvel movies after Avengers Endgame. To me that was the end of the MCU.

    • @ballerinaonamusicbox
      @ballerinaonamusicbox 5 місяців тому +1

      not even women cared enough to see it 😭 really shows u how far marvel has fallen

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Рік тому +289

    I knew this movie was so bad that I decided NOT to watch it in theaters.

    • @leecroft1983
      @leecroft1983 Рік тому +28

      I haven't had any interest in watching any MCU movie in the cinema since Endgame (it ended there, the story was finished) Imagine going to the cinema to see this nonsense lol

    • @hamhockbeans
      @hamhockbeans Рік тому +7

      Skip for me

    • @ThatDorkyReviewShow
      @ThatDorkyReviewShow Рік тому +6

      Honestly i watched reviews like this before deciding to watch it anyway and I had fun...it's not perfect by any means and there are cringe moments but I cringed less than I did with love and thunder 😂.....singing planet should have been taken out or actually coupled with good music....I can actually watch this again though...Id still say watch and decide for yourself, I've seem a lot of people who thought the same thing that yes it has flaws but they had fun....

    • @charlottewolf9078
      @charlottewolf9078 Рік тому

      What?

    • @boutstaxx
      @boutstaxx Рік тому +1

      I thought this was go b a show a movie is laughable

  • @cameramanj
    @cameramanj Рік тому +26

    “At your convenience movie” is nearly as great a catchphrase as The Critical Drinker’s “Fuck off film!”

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Рік тому

      Yeah, it's a solid one I'm gonna remember.

  • @simosan22
    @simosan22 Рік тому +11

    skrulls: we need a planet
    thanos' empty retirement home: am i a joke to you?

  • @calebcostello2871
    @calebcostello2871 Рік тому +63

    1st, I can’t wait to never watch this! 2nd, thanks for watching it for me and saving time for my life.

    • @calebford6318
      @calebford6318 Рік тому

      Thank you

    • @chidubemanukwu
      @chidubemanukwu Рік тому

      Let's lie to ourselves, You never going to watch this movie.

    • @calebford6318
      @calebford6318 Рік тому +1

      @@chidubemanukwu no one ever should. Biggest obvious waste of 250 million I’ve ever seen

    • @chidubemanukwu
      @chidubemanukwu Рік тому

      @@calebford6318 The flash

    • @chidubemanukwu
      @chidubemanukwu Рік тому

      @@calebford6318I liked the movie but I will agree that the movie left a lot on the cutting board while trying to pick up the best piece of the dish which just had it felt disjointed.

  • @carlosvarela7430
    @carlosvarela7430 Рік тому +57

    They only had to bring Lizo to the dance scene to complete the absolute mess💃

    • @rickbase833
      @rickbase833 Рік тому +5

      Ouch....you just reminded me of the Mando Season 3 episode where not did Lizo showed up...but motherlovin Jack Black. What the hell Disney?

    • @tacitidesong
      @tacitidesong Рік тому

      Right after canning Gina Carano, too, as if to really cement in the fact that they hate conservatives more than anything.@@rickbase833

    • @carlosatausupa8429
      @carlosatausupa8429 Рік тому

      Mario chibi dance. (SUPER MARIO RPG)

  • @newwaveknight1
    @newwaveknight1 Рік тому +11

    Meanwhile, my girl and I just finished a Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition marathon. 20 years later, those movies have stood the test of time. Emotional performances, badass heroes, great on-screen chemistry, beautiful cinematography, a decent amount of respect for the source material, and special effects that still hold up today.
    Maybe we should set out to make our fantasy/sci-fi/comics great instead of just box-checking cash grabs.

  • @ebiyoneyewuoma2004
    @ebiyoneyewuoma2004 Рік тому +40

    The Steven King tweet got me. Like in the MCU's current state, he's still going with the "people don't like this movie 'cause sexism" perspective

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane Рік тому

      I'm just gonna say it, King isn't that good of a writer and it's proven by how he shills for terrible movies. His books are way too fucking long with much too drawn out descriptions. He's also a bit of a degenerate pervert, look up the scene in the book "It" where the CHILDREN gang bang their little girl friend to escape the sewer. Not surprisingly nobody adapting that book touches that scene with a 100 foot pole.

    • @ej4458
      @ej4458 Рік тому +1

      No he said some of the people are not watching it because "yuck girls"

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Рік тому +1

      You’d think someone whose been writing novels for 50 years would have more brains.

    • @melanimatejak2750
      @melanimatejak2750 Рік тому

      @@aldunlop4622 He had a traffic accident. Obviously, it left his brain permanently damaged.

    • @melanimatejak2750
      @melanimatejak2750 Рік тому +2

      @@ej4458 Sure, that's why I, being a woman, don't like this movie, because it has girls... Yeah right...

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 Рік тому +32

    Rita Repulsa had a better background and character premise than Woman the Accusor did in this film

    • @RMMS13
      @RMMS13 Рік тому +3

      I don't know why I laughed so hard reading this. It's such a sad comparison 😅

  • @ballerinaonamusicbox
    @ballerinaonamusicbox 5 місяців тому +8

    they really put 3 characters no one cares about into the same movie and thought itd be a hit

    • @Sammy-34079
      @Sammy-34079 5 місяців тому

      i really dont care what u say i still love marvel and dc since i own there 2000s-2010s of marvel and dc movies blu-ray

    • @ballerinaonamusicbox
      @ballerinaonamusicbox 5 місяців тому

      @@Sammy-34079good for u man. i love the older stuff too, but the newer things just arent good

  • @gogetavsvegito
    @gogetavsvegito Рік тому +66

    I hate when people misconstrue the Spider-Man 3 dancing scene as cringe. I believe if the intent is supposed to be cringe then it cancels out it becomes something like parody.
    Peter is a dorky loser who doesn’t know what being cool is, that scene is a glimpse of a geeky dude who finally feels confident, he goes around dancing thinking he looks cool but we the audience essentially know he isn’t cool. That’s why the scene works so well. Were SUPPOSED to laugh at him, because it’s funny to see him become so confident to the point of arrogantly dancing in the streets like a fool. Cringe is only cringe if they were tryna be serious, like the Morbious dance scene (or whole movie) the film takes itself too serious we the audience knows how ridiculous it is.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +1

      No. He was supposed to be cool. Because he isn't cool the scene becomes comical for the wrong reasons.
      Everyone else was right and you were wrong. Accept the reality of it instead of trying to pretend like you and the directors are 100 times smarter than everyone else.

    • @xpflowexclusive4313
      @xpflowexclusive4313 Рік тому +14

      ​@@GeorgeMonetor maybe... He is right. And you're wrong.
      The venom amplifies Spiderman's character. Yet he isn't cool... He's a dork or a geek lol. So he dance.
      But idk ab y'all but that scene was great for me. I NVR seen it as cringe or cool. Just awesome lol. Then again. That dance is iconic and great.

    • @source3nergy203
      @source3nergy203 Рік тому +7

      @@GeorgeMonet”I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye”

    • @OmegaIL
      @OmegaIL Рік тому

      ​@@GeorgeMonetyeah, I agree with the guy above you.

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 10 місяців тому

      @@GeorgeMonet no, it is clearly the way original guy described. Did you not notice the hot women snearing at him and the comedic timing of it all? Do you know Sam Raimi's style?
      It makes me think you are a deeply uncool and alienated person if you really think Peter was supposed to look cool in that scene.

  • @jdraven0890
    @jdraven0890 Рік тому +11

    So a Cree, whose race was shown in GOTG-1 to have superhuman abilities to control infinity stones, can't handle two power bracelets but a teenage human with NO abilities or power of her own can? Sure thing, Marvel.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +4

      And this was after they already established that humans CAN'T handle them. But I wouldn't expect anyone who works on current Marvel movies to watch the previous movies before shitting out their own flick. That would require the people who worked on this cared about what they were making.

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 Рік тому +1

      Girl power.

  • @georgezee5173
    @georgezee5173 9 місяців тому +5

    As you said, the post-credit scene feels very improvised in all senses. Not just Beast's CGI rushed, but even Maria Rambeau's costume looks cheap as hell and not properly fitting. This type of post-credit scene is not what Marvel used to pull. This is the new trend in the MCU where they present new stuff out of nowhere and then they won't even bother to make a follow-up of that in the next 4 years. Ridiculous. They used to show stuff that had a follow-up the next year (sometimes they were even scenes of the next movie).

  • @justlivin2499
    @justlivin2499 Рік тому +96

    I'm glad that people are at least recognizing that Iman Vellani did a good job with what she was given, she's a talented actress and it feels that of the entire cast she was the only one excited to be there, it also helps that she loves the character and is a genuine comic nerd

    • @deeem2628
      @deeem2628 Рік тому

      St fu you Hindu loving simpleton

    • @deadschooled
      @deadschooled Рік тому +23

      Who’s gonna tell her that comic nerds hate Kamala Khan….

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Рік тому +20

      It's ironic because Iman Vellani is more "popular" and likeable in real life than Kamala Khan has _ever_ been in comics, that one video game, or anything else, and the actress doesn't even look like the character (comic book Kamala being lanky and dark-skinned with long "white girl" hair, instead of how a real Pakistani-American teen would look.) She may be getting praise due to how _inaccurate_ she is to the character, unlike Brie Larson being the "perfect" counterpart to comic book Captain Marvel (who's probably even worse than the movie version.)

    • @AntsTheaterCorner2698
      @AntsTheaterCorner2698 Рік тому +13

      ​@@deadschooledI know. Most people hate her comics run and she got booted off a game that cost SquareEnnix millions. She wasn't that popular to begin with and exists solely for representation. It's not a bad thing if it's done well. They mishandled her in the MCU.

    • @justlivin2499
      @justlivin2499 Рік тому +1

      @@deadschooled I personally like Ms Marvel in Avengers cartoon series I watched when I was a kid

  • @RRTNZ
    @RRTNZ Рік тому +35

    Hail Cynic, great review. My question is "who was it made for?" it doesn't seem aimed at either kids or adult core MCU fans. It's aimed at no one really, so no surprise it hasn't made any money

    • @Melvin-Deeply
      @Melvin-Deeply Рік тому +1

      RIP Calculon

    • @rochetstrider8725
      @rochetstrider8725 Рік тому +4

      woke people ig

    • @PapaEmeritusII
      @PapaEmeritusII Рік тому +6

      It's made for minority women of color, I guess... Who aren't the core fan base for Marvel content. A totally insane business decision.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Рік тому

      Liberal women addicted to wine and cat collecting. They’re primarily concentrated around urban areas such as LA and Hollywood, where they exist in great numbers, but are far less common in other areas in which actually being useful humans is a necessary trait for survival. It’s no surprise that the reality-detached species that exists in Hollywood, that are responsible for the turds smeared across all screens in the past few years, think that this subset of women represent a large enough group to make a big-budget superhero action movie profitable, let alone that this demographic would even watch a superhero action movie.

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy Рік тому +2

      I too would be highly intrigued to know if they even have an intended audience in mind, lol. Lucasfilm too. These films and shows seem aimed at woke investors more than they do actual audiences.

  • @nathanlongstreet9964
    @nathanlongstreet9964 10 місяців тому +8

    Miss marvel could’ve been a good street level duo with Kate. Not every character needs to be insanely powerful

  • @analogsignal
    @analogsignal Рік тому +26

    People keep saying Dollar Store Ronin but I think she encompasses more of a jr high drama production of Power Rangers Rita Repulsa

    • @bigchungus6827
      @bigchungus6827 Рік тому +1

      Oi, don't diss Rita like that. I feel like any semi competent high school student would be able to get through more of her charisma than dar benn.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Рік тому +109

    This movie makes the first Captain Marvel movie look like Jesus.

    • @WhiteArtsMagic
      @WhiteArtsMagic Рік тому +7

      However, the first Captain Marvel movie exists unlike Jesus

    • @yaoriattz7104
      @yaoriattz7104 Рік тому +16

      ​@@WhiteArtsMagicSaying that Jesus didn't exist is just scientifically wrong tho

    • @Its_me_6
      @Its_me_6 Рік тому +4

      ​@@yaoriattz7104wha? So, what scientific evidence says Jesus, son of God themself, existed then

    • @WhiteArtsMagic
      @WhiteArtsMagic Рік тому +5

      @@yaoriattz7104 well it is debated by historians if a historical Jesus actually did exist. Most say historical Jesus, as a person did exist... however, the expounded stories of this man are works of fiction, and this religious Jesus never existed, nor exists today

    • @ravissary79
      @ravissary79 Рік тому +8

      ​@@WhiteArtsMagicthats simply saying "i doubt jesus did x" thats nothing remotely akin to saying "Jesus didnt exist".
      Equivocating like this is just ignorance at the service of trolling.

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia Рік тому +29

    Props to you and all your fellow UA-cam reviewers for putting your lives on the line to seeing this atrocity fir us. You have earned our deepest respects. Your reviews we're top tier quality to watch than the sad current state of the MCU.

  • @StefunnyStrange
    @StefunnyStrange Рік тому +23

    The use of the “that muthafucka back there is NOT real” plane clip was GOLD. 😂

  • @kuunami
    @kuunami Рік тому +193

    Dear Hollywood, Victim hood doesn't sell. Everybody is tired of this including the groups you keep trying to force victimhood onto.

    • @Blizofoz45
      @Blizofoz45 Рік тому +9

      65% of the opening weekend audience was young men, which is a bit disturbing to me. It's like voting for the same party over and over even though they keep casting you aside for someone else.

    • @bigchungus6827
      @bigchungus6827 Рік тому +9

      @@Blizofoz45 Yea, but, who else would it be? Much as disney keeps trying to market marvel to women, it's hardly a large audience if you compare it to male comic fans. I can't imagine the majority of the new strong female characters being liked by women either.

    • @Mikepu86
      @Mikepu86 Рік тому +4

      How is this moving promoting victimhood? Did you see the movie?

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 Рік тому +2

      Signed, the few remaining sane humans.

    • @rem0god
      @rem0god Рік тому +3

      @@Mikepu86no they didn’t lol how did it flop but everyone saw it? They just saw one shitty review and copy paste what they said. They did the same shit wit Barbie.

  • @brettleisy356
    @brettleisy356 Рік тому +6

    the biggest surprise with this movie was the evil bad-guy wasn't a straight white male.

  • @bad.sniper.exe...
    @bad.sniper.exe... Рік тому +139

    The only good thing about this movie is that nobody makes fun of classic characters

    • @josesarango3408
      @josesarango3408 Рік тому +22

      Nick Fury

    • @arachnoman7421
      @arachnoman7421 Рік тому +23

      ​@@josesarango3408Nick Fury becomes a clown since Captain Marvel 1.

    • @josesarango3408
      @josesarango3408 Рік тому +7

      @@arachnoman7421 agreed

    • @visual1221
      @visual1221 Рік тому +3

      @@arachnoman7421 Yes. He could have been omitted from this film and it wouldn't have affected the stale plot.

    • @unimpartialobserver
      @unimpartialobserver Рік тому +2

      Monica Rambeau was created in 1982. They may not make fun of her, but they absolutely destroy her.

  • @mriconoclast13
    @mriconoclast13 Рік тому +29

    It's been 12 years since the first Avengers movie.
    On top of the world to laughingstock in 12 years.
    Disney never ceases to impress.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ Рік тому +4

      Imagine how their legendary Animation studio must feel.

  • @Awoken0
    @Awoken0 9 місяців тому +2

    I remember when people were defending this movie flopping by blaming the actor strike cause "the actors couldn't promote the movie" as if Brie Larson doing a few interviews would have brought in a billion dollars.

  • @MasterEggroll
    @MasterEggroll Рік тому +7

    The villain in this movie looks like she belongs in Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

  • @chrisbrown8748
    @chrisbrown8748 Рік тому +53

    I went from blindly going to see every single MCU film released and also buying them on iTunes to where I am today with no intent on seeing this film but I’m looking for all the channels like yours that will rip this trash for what it is.

    • @MrLuis85698
      @MrLuis85698 Рік тому +3

      same

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +1

      For me Ragnarok was the beginning of the total trash MCU movies/shows.

  • @rajkumarpinakana586
    @rajkumarpinakana586 9 місяців тому +2

    The thing is they tried to steal sun with little bus size hole. I'm like do they really know the true size of a f*kin sun ?

  • @king_onion5
    @king_onion5 Рік тому +54

    You tore this movie to pieces and I'm here for it .

  • @sourlab
    @sourlab Рік тому +55

    This isnt a movie its just representation

  • @mcvideoxyz
    @mcvideoxyz 9 місяців тому +3

    It takes some serious talent to do multiple reshoots and still bomb it. I was yawning half way in, on a 5 minute recap. Way to go, Panderverse! Wouldn't watch it even on bootleg!

  • @requitedhail8953
    @requitedhail8953 Рік тому +7

    stealing the water and atmosphere of a planet is litterally half the plot of spaceballs

  • @TheJeroenbrouwer
    @TheJeroenbrouwer Рік тому +7

    hot take. the spiderman 3 scene is perfect. The symbiote makes Peter portray himself in a way that he thinks is cool. Not what is actually cool. Remember Peter is nerdy af. :)

    • @zoranvujovic998
      @zoranvujovic998 Рік тому +3

      That's a cold take lol. I'm confident what you described was exactly the intent of the director/scriptwriter. And it worked so well for me, made me laugh the whole scene.

  • @maramgreig9036
    @maramgreig9036 11 місяців тому +4

    Martin Scorsese Was Right,,, Superhero Movies is not Cinema

  • @CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude
    @CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude Рік тому +8

    I've never walked out of a movie in my life I'm really not that critical or picky but honestly after sitting there and getting bored of this movie I got hungry and I just caught up and left didn't even feel bad about not finishing the movie

  • @coletussing9534
    @coletussing9534 Рік тому +33

    The M”she” U movement is back at it! Thanks Disney

  • @melquannshabazz2224
    @melquannshabazz2224 3 місяці тому +2

    Worse piece of THRASH ever filmed in human history by a Mile 💯💯 Anyone who paid to see this Trainwreck was genuinely robbed 💯💯

  • @Whookieee
    @Whookieee Рік тому +28

    My favorite name for Dar Ben is "female Ronin the metoo accuser" 😂

    • @watergirl929
      @watergirl929 Рік тому +1

      Lol yeah when I first saw someone call her that I was like LMAO because it’s so true! They tried to make a female Ronin.

  • @gorman646
    @gorman646 Рік тому +11

    The CGI has that clear, sharp, realistic look of that majestic smash from 70's Saturday morning TV...'Land of the Lost'...breathtaking!

  • @scottr2314
    @scottr2314 Рік тому +5

    And to think, Brie Larson wanted her own Avengers movie, LOL

  • @SkepticalBucketman
    @SkepticalBucketman Рік тому +4

    There´s a scene in Infinity War where, if you remember, Dr Strange asks Starlord what master is he serving and Starlord replies "What I´m supposed to say, Jesus?". Making Jesus himself probably the one thing within "canon" (whatever that means at this point) that hasn´t been tainted, destroyed or ruined by Phase 4 and 5, let that sink in

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa Рік тому

      Didn't Valkyrie, sorry, "King" Valkyrie mention a carpenter god in Thor 4?

  • @hqhuy931
    @hqhuy931 Рік тому +8

    you know things are doomed when fanfictions can write better movies than the actual movies put out by the studio

  • @Lord_Fishy
    @Lord_Fishy Рік тому

    My son is 11 and said “I will absolutely not watch this movie”. After giving up on the Ms Marvel show after 2 episodes, something targeted directly at his age group, he is over Marvel. He’s more pumped with the Spiderverse movies that Sony is putting out for obvious reasons. Smart kid

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Рік тому +33

    They should've called this the SHE-MARVELS.

  • @TahiriVeila13ABY
    @TahiriVeila13ABY Рік тому +23

    Captain Marvel in this iteration has only been a thing in the comics for a little over a decade. Marvel decided they needed a premiere female superhero, their Wonder Woman if you will and Carol Danvers was arbitrarily chosen. They needed a character who's media rights they (Marvel/Disney) owned and someone without much of a backstory (or one that they could change without anyone caring), and they landed on the c lister Carol Danvers (whos only interesting trait was that she was an alcoholic, and her connection to Rogue, something that is entirely missing in her MCU version). Kamala Kahn exists because Marvel Wanted a Muslim superhero.... and that was it, that's why she was introduced in Captain Marvel, it was just a big Marvel virtue signal, so they could get some good press. And of course they new back then they would put her in movies and games and continue to force her down every ones throats in the comics (which they continue to do to this day) they keep trying to make us give a shit about her, keep telling us shes important and the same with Captain Marvel, and yet still nobody cares ("nobody" understanding that even a shit character like that has fans). Monica Rambeau was an e list super hero (at best) but they needed another black superhero for the MCU and another female super hero, nuff said. This is not how you make compelling characters, or interesting stories, you don't tell your readers or viewers "you care about this person now" "this person is the best" "you love this person" and then expect it to happen. Spider Gwen for instance was a really cool take on a very beloved, almost revered character, and they let the design, the story speak for itself. The 3 characters in this movie however.... nobody cares.
    Seriously though..... wtf is this movie?
    The X-Men end credits teaser.... f you Marvel. Disney is going to mess up X-Men so bad, even worse than 20th Century Fox did the last couple movies. Whats worse is that all these MCU fanboys/girls who's Marvel comics knowledge doesn't exist past whatever the MCU shovels down their throats will act like their such big X-Men fans.
    If they do Young Avengers... omg the horror. It was a nice breath of fresh air with some LGBTQ characters, and more importantly good stories when it came out in the late 2000's, but you know how Marvel/Disney will treat that now.... oh man it would be awful.
    Also, I would like to point out... do you know how much crap the media and social media would give Marvel if one of there movies had 3 male stars and a male villain.... and only a token female appearance. They haven't been able to do that since 2008. If they did it now the shear avalanche of complaints would be suffocating. Nobody seems to mention that but I think its important to call out Marvel on it's use of gender.

    • @DanielByers-qf9qi
      @DanielByers-qf9qi Рік тому +1

      One of the few aspects of the canon Carol Danvers I found interesting was her professional and personal relationship with the actual first (non-Fawcett) Captain Marvel, Mar-Vell. Note that Mar-Vell debuted in Marvel Super-Heroes #12 [December 1967], and Carol Danvers debuted in the very next issue, #13 [March 1968]; they were coeval, and closely connected. Of course, a male Mar-Vell would not be permitted in the Gurl-Powurr version of today's PeeCeeEmmCeeYoo, much less would the true origin of how the human Carol Danvers obtaining her powers from the Kree Mar-Vell be permitted. (I am a recovering comic book collector from before it became hip to collect comics; I bought both of those issues fresh off the stands.)

    • @thebrotherhood227
      @thebrotherhood227 Рік тому +1

      Ngl I really liked the new X-Men films, other than the last one.
      Fassbender’s Magneto, Mcavoy’s professor X, Every Quicksilver scene (which put Marvels quicksilver to shame)
      There’s real gold in there and I hope they at least keep Fassbender and Mcavoy

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 3 місяці тому +1

    This genuinely feels like a movie made by committee further mutilated in post-production.

  • @tonatiuhnino3711
    @tonatiuhnino3711 Рік тому +30

    Blame men in 3, 2, 1...

    • @dsmyify
      @dsmyify Рік тому +1

      They can't. If they blame men reviewers then why are women listening to men. They cannot blame men for not seeing it as it was clearly made for women. There is no angle, no angle at all, to blame men for this. They may criticise male reviewers but criticise all they like, the box office validates the criticisms. Women never turned up.

  • @PrivateVoid1
    @PrivateVoid1 Рік тому +91

    I think it's fair to say that this film is absolutely getting the audience numbers it deserves. Edit: there's clearly some confusion - I'm talking about the total number of people in the audience, i.e. how many are actually going to watch this disaster of a film. Nothing to do with review scores.

    • @Hellopleesh
      @Hellopleesh Рік тому +2

      It got an 84% from Audience. The movie is generally considered good. Just a flop.

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki Рік тому +1

      Men make 93% of comic book fans. This is just like the WNBA. Without men,it's garbage

    • @nurikhsan8821
      @nurikhsan8821 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Hellopleesh "considered good for the audience who watch it" to be exact.
      To be honest, a statistical score also depends on the population. Too few population also doesn't make the data valid.
      It's like the review of hotels and resraurants on Google Map.
      There are a lot of random hotels and restourants with perfect five star points that comes from a dozen reviews, while a generally known hotels and restaurants are mostly about four points, but comes from hundreds or thousand reviews.
      Do you want to sleep or eat to the obscure hotel/restaurants, or the more proven one?

    • @alexanderwindh4830
      @alexanderwindh4830 Рік тому +2

      It gets too much to be honest.

    • @codekhalil6437
      @codekhalil6437 Рік тому

      I think you made a mistake loll. The audience score is quite good.

  • @LODIN
    @LODIN Рік тому +6

    Stan Lee rolling in his grave

  • @smg3250
    @smg3250 Рік тому +5

    I knew that was a wig. Everyone thinks I'm crazy but even the poster makes it so obvious😭 Brie, people lose and gain tons of weight for their roles. You can stand to dye your hair and add a couple of extensions

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry Рік тому +4

    No one seems to have noticed that Dar Ben was CGI'd into a lot of scenes.

  • @Snaok1ns
    @Snaok1ns Рік тому +5

    8 or so minutes into your review and just imagining sitting through that hell hole is making my brain hurt lmao bless your soul for doing this for us

  • @franks.6134
    @franks.6134 Рік тому +13

    Black girl magic can't help this one... and this is the BEST they could do. Imagine the product before reshoots.