Mark Forward - Don't Give Nicknames To Serial Killers

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  • #MarkForward on growing up as "Gorgeous Mark", lost cat posters, and why nobody wants to hear about your home-brewed beer.
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  • @Qveenshxt
    @Qveenshxt 4 роки тому +143

    “Say you kill someone, right.. and it happens 🤷🏽‍♀️ ...” 😂 i love that line!

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 роки тому +279

    "maybe some hope" now that's dark.

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому +4

      It's dark but true, fucking coins they have plenty of.

    • @dumaskhan
      @dumaskhan 4 роки тому +3

      @Brandon F Oh I am well aware of Anthony's work. Great man. Just want to point out there are varying degrees of darkness.

    • @qwandonto6397
      @qwandonto6397 4 роки тому +1

      Well that counts me out and I'm not even homeless

  • @bobbisue313
    @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +153

    When he spat out the beer I lost it. Damn near peed myself. Too funny

    • @stacylarge5636
      @stacylarge5636 4 роки тому +2

      True to life we have a brewery in town mucho grosso..

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Getting sick of special artisan beers now, mostly those are exact the same as big brand only diff - a "witty" label or not to my liking.

    • @stacylarge5636
      @stacylarge5636 4 роки тому +1

      @@cl759 snake piss lol

  • @TK-ui2th
    @TK-ui2th 4 роки тому +365

    omg 😂😂 bit of a slow start but holy cow does he turn it up

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому +9

      What did you find slow, the first bit "not a good time to find out" whispered?? That's not slow, try well delivered and awesome.

    • @Karan55-l7c
      @Karan55-l7c 3 роки тому

      @@cl759 agreed!

  • @saskeru9346
    @saskeru9346 4 роки тому +286

    You remember those guys that robbed a bunch of houses during Christmas time? And then to leave their mark, they'd leave the water running and flood the houses?
    You know they had to be like "No...we're not the Christmas time burglars...we're the wet bandits..."

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +2

      You know that's from a movie right...?

    • @saskeru9346
      @saskeru9346 4 роки тому +27

      @@bobbisue313 Wait really? What movie?
      In all seriousness, you're wrong. I got it from watching a 1991 60 Minute documentary on them. Also, a Investigation Discovery documentary about New York's Sticky Bandits, who I think might be the same people.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +10

      @@saskeru9346 the sarcasm is strong with this one. .

    • @Jonymankitty
      @Jonymankitty 4 роки тому

      Something like that happened recently like a year or two ago

    • @Amitttttttttttttttttt
      @Amitttttttttttttttttt 4 роки тому +1

      Home alone

  • @starisesun7692
    @starisesun7692 4 роки тому +91

    "I bought all these tap shoes"😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 lmfao this dude is funny😆

    • @spiritmatter1553
      @spiritmatter1553 2 роки тому

      "I wanted to be known as the tap shoe killer!"

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 роки тому +108

    "Cats are cheap, printer ink is expensive!" 🤣 He was pretty funny. "Maybe just some hope, Dennis"... I wish somebody was watching this with me, because that line would be a private joke now.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому

      Ikr. Same. 😔 It could be our private joke.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому

      @Matthew HarlockRight.. it's the little things that you miss the most. 😔

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +2

      @Matthew Harlock I've been married for 2 1/2 years and we have 0 private jokes. My husband is Mexican tho. Alot of miscommunication cause I'm not fluent in Spanish and he's not fluent in English. I love him but I miss those little things the most. It's a lonely life. FML

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +1

      @Matthew Harlock there's alot of truth in that. I hate watching TV, he loves it. So much so that he refuses to sleep in the same bed as me cause I don't want a TV in my bedroom. He works everyday all day 365 days a year. Gets up at 6am comes home around 9 pm. The only time I actually spend with him is in the mornings on the days I work with him at the shop when we are loading up the trucks. We do landscaping. We have zero in common. I'm seriously so depressed and lonely. I think one of the saddest things is to be with someone who makes you feel alone even if you're in the same room with them. It's a shit world what can I say. 😔

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому

      @Matthew Harlock thanks for the insight and caring. It means alot.

  • @kedo009
    @kedo009 4 роки тому +157

    What if the Flintstone's actually are the future of humanity not the stone age and that explains the futuristic stuff they used in the show...

    • @sachamusica1
      @sachamusica1 4 роки тому +8

      I share this theory

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 4 роки тому +2

      Damn.

    • @bidmcms3
      @bidmcms3 4 роки тому +9

      That’s what they meant by “modern Stone Age” family 🤯

    • @loopylou6841
      @loopylou6841 4 роки тому +2

      How many lbs are you smoking? 😂

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +1

      It is tho. Glad someone else realized this.

  • @ilikeneopolitan
    @ilikeneopolitan 4 роки тому +10

    “Whats this? Oh you didn't ask? I'll tell you anyway. ”
    Bruh😂🤣

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 роки тому +50

    This guy is great. I love his point of view.

  • @amandadent2501
    @amandadent2501 2 роки тому +5

    Mark has some of the best comedy chops.

  • @jq_gaming
    @jq_gaming 4 роки тому +16

    I have never seen a comedian do a spit take for a joke. Bravo sir

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 2 місяці тому +1

    1:48, received significant amount of applause here.

  • @414rl
    @414rl 4 роки тому +15

    I never get tired of watching that beer joke it gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @evanator45yk8
    @evanator45yk8 4 роки тому +23

    Phew that bit about how you can’t park the car in the garage, so true

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy 4 роки тому +22

    Pretty funny... lost it at the very last bit haha

  • @dirtporcelain
    @dirtporcelain 4 роки тому +17

    Hilarious. Smart humor.

  • @FlowUrbanFlow
    @FlowUrbanFlow 4 роки тому +2

    "So you chose change?" Lmfao

  • @roybenari
    @roybenari 3 роки тому +2

    It's fucking embarrassing!!
    Love this guy

  • @Justinsatiable
    @Justinsatiable 3 роки тому

    LMFAO "maybe just done hope"

  • @TheNormanmurk
    @TheNormanmurk 4 роки тому +2

    Mark I watch comics all the time and you're definitely workin it. Hope to hear more, bud.

  • @shaunmichael2503
    @shaunmichael2503 2 роки тому +2

    The part about homemade beer made me spit my drink out all over my laptop. Its so funny cause my parents make their own beer and I bout do the same damn thing after taking a swig. My dad is like it tastes so good and I'm choking saying no, no it Isn't. I'm drooling saying I need something to wash the taste out of my mouth, god that's disgusting. hahaha

  • @girlbossclo9736
    @girlbossclo9736 4 роки тому +4

    I love his style he’s hilarious

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 4 роки тому +1

    That shopping cart bit tho!!

  • @ed765super
    @ed765super 4 роки тому +2

    3:35 wait... wait WAIT😂😂😂

  • @Picnicl
    @Picnicl 4 роки тому +4

    This man is VERY talented. Hi from England.

  • @nexusofboredom
    @nexusofboredom 4 роки тому +5

    hold on !! hoooold onnnn !!! I am offended.. :|
    I used to make home brew Beer and it was awesome.. only three of my neighbors dies from drinking it ..
    so there :P

  • @DeathStarKitty
    @DeathStarKitty 4 роки тому +10

    I can see why he's Wayne's favorite comedian. You understand what's going on.

    • @LessTh3nThree
      @LessTh3nThree 3 роки тому +2

      I was looking for a letter kenny comment

  • @rachelcurl9969
    @rachelcurl9969 4 роки тому +4

    THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! ALL THESE DAMN TAP SHOES...

  • @trollsymctroll5361
    @trollsymctroll5361 2 роки тому +1

    He landed a sweet gig on Mr.D. I didn't realize his stand up skills until this very moment .

  • @GojosBackHand
    @GojosBackHand 4 роки тому +4

    Funny as hell😂😂😂

  • @MrAnperm
    @MrAnperm 4 роки тому +1

    That was the best finish

  • @LivinRob
    @LivinRob 4 роки тому +6

    So true about home brewers. They're all nerds......

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow 4 роки тому +7

    Don’t give them anything except the torture they gave back tenfold.
    I know, funny stuff.

  • @deenak79
    @deenak79 4 роки тому +3

    My daughters cat got out of the house, we put up posters, put a can of cat food and an a note on every house in a 4 block radius. We had a $300 reward for her. Someone found her 3 weeks later...poor baby was covered in fleas and dirty, skinny. DONT MESS WITH ME AND MY CATS!!!!!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 роки тому

      What makes you think anyone wants to "mess with [you] and [your] cats" though?

  • @boronda4205
    @boronda4205 4 роки тому +4

    I thought he was gonna suck lmao ! Good material !

  • @fpcooper95
    @fpcooper95 Рік тому

    Baby coach! 🤩🤩🤣

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This guy is hilarious

  • @floresnashvilledrummer
    @floresnashvilledrummer 4 роки тому +1

    This guy's great!

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 4 роки тому +3

    Ahaaa. Somebody has been to Aldi's😀🤣😀

  • @HaveYouSeenMyGardens
    @HaveYouSeenMyGardens 4 роки тому

    Ah even as a homebrewer that shit was hilarious!

  • @ApocalypticJoker
    @ApocalypticJoker Рік тому

    I only just realized that Mark Forward was one of my favorite comedians when i was growing up and with the facial hair he has now i never recognized him!

  • @jonahw.3435
    @jonahw.3435 4 роки тому +7

    Transitions? We don't know her😂

  • @Xtheearthchildx
    @Xtheearthchildx 4 роки тому +1

    I love him

  • @borringguy1006
    @borringguy1006 3 роки тому +2

    Wow, the only real nickname we ever gave someone was taco bell, it was because while he was mexican, he was still white as hell

  • @TheNormanmurk
    @TheNormanmurk 4 роки тому +9

    I'm impressed he was really good

  • @rocarlosdavis622
    @rocarlosdavis622 4 роки тому +4

    He is sick..that's a slang word for..awesome and funny..I love it👽🤫😍🤯

    • @SeanW-vr1us
      @SeanW-vr1us 4 роки тому

      Thank you for the definition!

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +1

      Well thank goodness for your definition. . .😐

  • @lookylooky100
    @lookylooky100 4 роки тому +6

    I think what makes this guy funny is that he has child like qualities.

  • @dragonbalde101
    @dragonbalde101 4 роки тому +2

    Finally someone good. Shopping cart is great.

  • @XcrookedhaloX
    @XcrookedhaloX 4 роки тому

    I can now only imagine Gary Ridgway with a collection of tap shoes

  • @aaronott3371
    @aaronott3371 4 роки тому +31

    BTK Killer hated his nickname. He had 5 other ones he’d have rather used

    • @halfpace5259
      @halfpace5259 4 роки тому +14

      No he didn’t, “BTK” was literally one of the nicknames he chose for himself and he even used a symbol that spelled out “BTK” on his letters.

    • @terryfolds7825
      @terryfolds7825 4 роки тому +6

      @@halfpace5259 hey bro you better watch how you talk to this dude he might actually know somethung we don't 👀

    • @halfpace5259
      @halfpace5259 4 роки тому

      Terry Folds BTK’s real name is Dennis Rader and he’s in prison lol

    • @terryfolds7825
      @terryfolds7825 4 роки тому +8

      @@halfpace5259 this was sarcasm insinuating that the commenter was the btk killer.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 роки тому +2

      @@terryfolds7825 I got it. Lol

  • @JojoQuik
    @JojoQuik 4 роки тому +4

    Jeff Dunham without the puppets.

  • @Parker10997
    @Parker10997 4 роки тому +2

    I like this guy, his tone kinda reminds me of Jeremy hotz

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever Рік тому

    If he's Canadian, he's one of the best I've seen.

  • @MrNH718
    @MrNH718 3 роки тому

    Well jesus was obviously a time traveller . Duh. 🤣🤣

  • @daveofosiris
    @daveofosiris 4 роки тому +1

    “☹️...not a good time to find out...”
    🤣🤣he killed me

  • @frombogue
    @frombogue 3 роки тому +1

    I bet that there was some serial killers
    in that audience

  • @taotaostrong
    @taotaostrong 4 роки тому +2

    He looks like Fortune Feimster.

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever Рік тому

    Did they not see the tap shoes? 😆😆

  • @cindyo6298
    @cindyo6298 4 роки тому +1

    Some hope. LOL

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 4 роки тому +2

    Jerry seinfield: Bro Version at 4:29

  • @geckaboy_1472
    @geckaboy_1472 4 роки тому +1

    is he talking about the greenriver killer aka Gary Ridgway

  • @JinxPoly_history
    @JinxPoly_history 4 роки тому +3

    Delivery and attitude reminds me of Maria Bamford. 10/10

  • @labtoad1433
    @labtoad1433 4 роки тому

    Giving me serial killer vibes

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 4 роки тому +4

    0:35 that makes sense

  • @jeromemccollom936
    @jeromemccollom936 4 роки тому

    Me with any beer

  • @nathansotir5633
    @nathansotir5633 4 роки тому

    Fuckin funny man

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 4 роки тому +1

    I just wanted to see/hear if anyone spat out there drink laughing/choking when he actually DID spit out his drink (hope the janitor didn't mind cleaning that or at least got a bonus that night).

  • @johnawas2658
    @johnawas2658 2 роки тому

    Nice opening and ending...

  • @emilieclark154
    @emilieclark154 3 роки тому +1

    If your child goes missing don’t put up posters, nobody cares, and they are probably dead, that’s pm what he said to me.

  • @karlosmagnussenakanussents4478
    @karlosmagnussenakanussents4478 4 роки тому

    Nussents typebeat

  • @deviltaco1
    @deviltaco1 2 роки тому +1

    I miss Barb

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 2 місяці тому +1

    3:33, maybe it was more pagan than you knew.

  • @Hrothgrar
    @Hrothgrar 4 роки тому +11

    Disliked at first but dammit he ramps up after a minute lmao 🤣

  • @ethantaylor4793
    @ethantaylor4793 4 роки тому +3

    Halfway through and I realize that he’s the coach from letterkenny.

  • @bOmBAsTiK
    @bOmBAsTiK 3 роки тому

    He's good but the video title was funnier than that actual joke...

  • @louie9373
    @louie9373 4 роки тому

    Seriously though man these homebrew guys...

  • @pastorofmuppets8834
    @pastorofmuppets8834 3 роки тому

    Watched this at 1.5x
    Fast Forward

  • @FrostSoul-qs6kq
    @FrostSoul-qs6kq 2 роки тому

    I used to be called 'The Black Wolf' ... I'm a pasty white boy ...

  • @shinigamidziri3730
    @shinigamidziri3730 4 роки тому +14

    Really smart jokes, but the competition is high, gotta step up your game my man!

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't say the competition is that high. There are many good comedians, only a few great ones. If he wants to be remembered he needs to be a bit more original.

  • @anothermike4825
    @anothermike4825 3 роки тому

    Canadian Nick Swardson?

  • @peyotecowboy3199
    @peyotecowboy3199 2 роки тому

    It's weird seeing him without a beard. He's got a strong chin.

  • @GigaDanMan
    @GigaDanMan 3 роки тому

    "FUCKIN' EMBARRASSING!"

  • @TrickinNinja
    @TrickinNinja 4 роки тому +7

    He's like a discount Nick swardson.

  • @j.a.2770
    @j.a.2770 4 роки тому

    ok zany but good

  • @marcusrichards5527
    @marcusrichards5527 2 роки тому

    This is attributed to his dead wife Barb

  • @brynnashcroft3734
    @brynnashcroft3734 4 роки тому +1

    Hahah

  • @cjpietropinto9293
    @cjpietropinto9293 4 роки тому +3

    All fun until the cart bit.
    That may have been what the manager told him. But, deposit carts are so people don't leave them in the parking lot where they can damage or be damaged by cars.
    Paying for someone's dent is one of the reasons for grocery store inflation.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 роки тому +1

      Wait so you got to that and were like "ugh, THAT isnt true. This guy blows"? Never heard of comics bending the truth in order to make a joke more coherent when they tell it?
      You seem to know a lot about how the trolleys at my local Costco are managed, but im gonna make a bit if an assumption and say that those of us who dont work there really don't care.

    • @phniedwn
      @phniedwn 4 роки тому +1

      read the room man.

  • @johnawas2658
    @johnawas2658 2 роки тому

    Nice acting...

  • @randomazn420
    @randomazn420 4 роки тому

    *kicks trash can* fucking EMBARASSING!

  • @ben.patrick
    @ben.patrick 4 роки тому

    The shopping cart thing is to encourage people to put the carts back instead of having people go into the lot and put them away

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 роки тому +2

      Preeeeeetty sure nobody cares.

  • @eriksharko754
    @eriksharko754 4 роки тому

    N

  • @rageboyRM
    @rageboyRM 4 роки тому

    Nicknames are FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!!

  • @tomarnold7284
    @tomarnold7284 2 роки тому

    I never understand why so many white people allergic to so many things. I live in China for over 10 years and only met a small amount of people with lactose intolerance, and people only heard of symptom like peanut allergy but never met friends who actually have, and no one ever have a problem eating gluten, some adults maybe allergic to seafood, but they are mature enough not to request the majority to change for them. Very unlikely there's a special section in the supermarket that focus on so many variety of special needs. White people just having too much a finer life that weaken their immune system.

  • @jinagibson6818
    @jinagibson6818 4 роки тому

    🤭

  • @snafuBMX420
    @snafuBMX420 4 роки тому

    Bullshit, I do care about other people's cats.

  • @orlandoferrer3236
    @orlandoferrer3236 4 роки тому

    Nick swardson older brother with kip dynamite Napoleon s brothers swag.

  •  4 роки тому

    Fuck you asshole I helped a friend find a cat that went missing I crawl around in the woods for 10 days at the posters everywhere and I found her alive after 12 days so fuck you you fucking fat ugly piece of shit

  • @Riptide27
    @Riptide27 4 роки тому +1

    Glad this guy didn’t bomb. That would’ve been FUCKIN EMBARRASSING!!!

  • @thelyle1399
    @thelyle1399 4 роки тому +8

    Mark “Fast” Forward