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  • @davidd.6448
    @davidd.6448 6 місяців тому +96

    Alan Wake may be a hack but I bet you it wouldn't have taken him an hour + chat prompts to figure out the code to the shotgun cabinet was 739

    • @JakeTalksGamesYT
      @JakeTalksGamesYT 6 місяців тому +4

      Funniest thing is that lock isn't even affixed properly. Saga could've just popped it open

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 6 місяців тому +355

    Alan using ai writing scripts to fuck with the darkness has to be a thing at some point.

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi 6 місяців тому +11

      too clever for the writers of this game

    • @chrisossu2070
      @chrisossu2070 6 місяців тому +26

      Would the incomprehensibility give the Dark Presence more or less ways to escape into reality.

    • @jerryjezzaberry5009
      @jerryjezzaberry5009 6 місяців тому +46

      ​@chrisossu2070 no because as Alan states the story has to be good.
      It has to make sense and to follow the rules of its genre.
      Ai can't remember the last sentence in most cases let alone write a good book with coherency and remember the rules of the horror genre.

    • @bej4987
      @bej4987 6 місяців тому +3

      The real darkness is you, the viewer

    • @RougeMephilesClone
      @RougeMephilesClone 6 місяців тому

      Not sure if he has a computer in there, typewriting is kind of his thing.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 6 місяців тому +60

    At this point I literally could not tell you what a good writer is

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 6 місяців тому +27

      The most real answer ever on writing.

    • @quantras2673
      @quantras2673 6 місяців тому +23

      Obviously anything I like is good.

  • @RicochetForce
    @RicochetForce 6 місяців тому +257

    I love that you have characters flat out saying the only reason things have gotten as bad as they have because the dude's a hack. Random flailing from a bad writer causing the mother of all horror stories.

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 6 місяців тому +50

      So Alan Wake's a moderately successful version of Brian Griffin, but with only half the egomania?

    • @neighandwhinnymchorse2100
      @neighandwhinnymchorse2100 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@@antonhanna2423what a way to put it

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@antonhanna2423half of infinity is still infinity

    • @kaijuultimax9407
      @kaijuultimax9407 6 місяців тому +20

      @@antonhanna2423 It's more like Alan Wake is a joke about mediocre but successful writer's like Stephen King (outside of the classics, his writing sucks) or James Patterson.

    • @jacknicholson2071
      @jacknicholson2071 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@kaijuultimax9407 In what world are those two comparable?

  • @magickoopa24
    @magickoopa24 6 місяців тому +97

    5:38 My favorite part about revisiting Alan Wake 1 was realizing that the last person FBI Agent Nightingale references against Wake is calling him Steven King, which only makes Wake following in his footsteps all the funnier to me

    • @stephensmith7327
      @stephensmith7327 6 місяців тому +5

      Not really. Alan Wake seems to have got famous off of one series and then reached a block. Stephen King meanwhile practices Qauntity over Quality although he does produce some quality Work (The Shawshank Redemption, The Stand, and The Dark Tower Series being the most famous)
      George RR Martin famously said to Stephen King "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WRITE SO FAST!!! YOU TURN OUT 3 BOOKS A YEAR AND I FEEL CONSTIPATED LOOKING AT MY TYPEWRITER!!!!"

  • @1wayroad935
    @1wayroad935 6 місяців тому +193

    I...kinda wanna see a dystopian YA novel written by Alan Wake.

    • @magickoopa24
      @magickoopa24 6 місяців тому +12

      There is a short narrative in the game itself about being saved frommushroom based zombies by a cool writer...but it is explicitly labelled as fanfic. Almost hoping it's a tease for the future 😂

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 6 місяців тому +14

      "The bad guys are called the 230's. get it? Tooth Hurties."

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi 6 місяців тому +2

      It's called a YA novel. You think Alan would write anything more clever than Maze Runner? Or Hunger games? Sorry, I forgot fans of this series like musicals in their trashy media. 🤮

    • @tokageebo
      @tokageebo 6 місяців тому +29

      @Secret_Takodachi why are you even here?

    • @just_matt214
      @just_matt214 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Secret_Takodachiwhat is it that has made you so hateful?

  • @Urthdigger
    @Urthdigger 6 місяців тому +111

    As far as Steven King being a hack goes, there was a period where I was reading anthologies of his lesser known stuff and it was honestly really bad. Like, atrociously bad. Main difference between Alan Wake and Stephen King though, is Steven King went "Eh, fuck it" and just kept writing stuff, some of which really landed with folks, while Alan gave in to the depression.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому +50

      From what I heard from an interview with Steven King is that everyday he has a set goal to write x amount of pages no matter what, awful or not. His ability to be able to put out subpar work and not define himself by it is what every creator should aspire to, it's way too easy to tie your self worth with the work you produce that a lot of creators get depressed when they make shit or hit a writers block.

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 6 місяців тому +29

      That could be from one of 2 periods of his. The cocaine years, which are fairly self explanatory, or the Debt years, during which he released a bunch of stories he had previously written and deemed not good enough to publish in order to pay his medical bills.

    • @Urthdigger
      @Urthdigger 6 місяців тому +17

      @@johnrivers3813 That sounds about right. I honestly found it kinda aspirational at the time, showing that making crappy stuff is an important step on the road to making great stuff.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Urthdiggersomething my ceramic arts teacher told us the first day of class is that you have to make 1,000 plates before you can make one perfect plate and there's a god honest truth to that. Even if you're gifted you gotta do the leg work to get somewhere exceptional and even then you'll still produce shit every now and then.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому +1

      @@sagecolvard9644oh yeah that makes sense

  • @alephnole7009
    @alephnole7009 6 місяців тому +33

    It's funny Pat mentions Sam Lake and Kojima because they just took a photo together the other day.
    And Sam Lake is in death stranding.
    Surprised he isn't in charge of Lake knot city but is instead the veteran porter.

  • @beanclam
    @beanclam 6 місяців тому +24

    regardless of how someone views the quality of Alan's writing, I just roll my eyes whenever people say Alan keeps making bad decisions. Like, duh.... Alan already wasn't in the best headspace at the start of the first game and he's been in the dark place for 13 years. Based on Saga's short time in there, you can see how much it turns people on themselves. Alan's probably more than a little crazy at this point. You can be frustrated with his decisions (i'm convinced the "rules" he keeps sticking to are his own concoction), but those choices being bad still play into the game narrative (just add it to the pile of meta)

    • @kylekillgannon
      @kylekillgannon 5 місяців тому +8

      TO BE FAIR: The rules are more or less trial and error of him failing to draft an exit from the Dark Place for 13 years on what actually even is allowed to be channeled through the Dark Presence in the first place.

  • @kip_c
    @kip_c 4 місяці тому +10

    The funniest part is that Alan Wake starts with Alan DIRECTLY quoting Stephen King by name which immediately signals that King exists in the AW universe already

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 6 місяців тому +104

    Being a good storyteller and being a good writer are not mutually exclusive.

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 6 місяців тому +27

      Do you mean mutually inclusive?

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 6 місяців тому +1

      If Alan wake was a good writer he would have written out all of the major plot points he wanted to hit in advance which would have prevented all of his bullshit in the first place

    • @stephensmith7327
      @stephensmith7327 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Vanity0666depends, because the Darkness in the first game was explicitly editorializing the story to benefit itself, so it clearly has some authorship over the story the same way Akira Toriama's editor was able to steer The Cell Saga into being the Cell Saga and not the Android Saga.

  • @SciontheDark
    @SciontheDark 6 місяців тому +10

    He isn't the Stephen King, Stephen King exists in the Alan Wake universe. He starts the game by quoting Stephen King.

  • @crimsonb.6013
    @crimsonb.6013 6 місяців тому +22

    Enough Alan Wake. It's time for Alan Sleep.

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 6 місяців тому +3

      Alan Can't sleep: Sleep deprived edition

  • @markusa5293
    @markusa5293 6 місяців тому +10

    26:12 Yes! Caldera Street station has so many winks and nudges towards Roscoe Street station.

  • @castform57
    @castform57 6 місяців тому +22

    I don't know where Pat picked up the very correct sauna pronunciation, am finnish so screw anyone that argues otherwise, but it seems like he started saying it that way at least after hearing it in AW2 from the Koskela brothers. I didn't watch the earlier AW playthroughs so I don't know if it showed up there too.

  • @simmsyboyminecraft
    @simmsyboyminecraft 6 місяців тому +109

    Imagine if Alan Wake was a muscle girl twitter artist instead of a writer

    • @wielderofthetriforce1934
      @wielderofthetriforce1934 6 місяців тому +26

      God if only…

    • @RicochetForce
      @RicochetForce 6 місяців тому +8

      He'd be getting attacked by massively muscular 8ft tall Taken women and being physically restrained from leaving the Dark Place. Then it would just have him draw a picture with trillions of invincible musclebound muscle girls to spill out of the Dark Place forever.

    • @DaSquareful
      @DaSquareful 5 місяців тому

      ​@@RicochetForceYou fuckers are just describing Attack on Titan. Scratch just keeps making them bigger and muscular until we get the Rumbling.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 6 місяців тому +13

    10:49 if that control dlc happened where he’s editing outside actions to effect his story in the same way, yeah I’m pretty confident that it happened

  • @kristiankapler1004
    @kristiankapler1004 6 місяців тому +26

    Pat, I'm sorry but it absolutely introduces someone important. Scratch. Fuckin Alan Wake 2 he's half the plot.

    • @dillankempter5780
      @dillankempter5780 6 місяців тому +3

      He was introduced at the end of 1

    • @kristiankapler1004
      @kristiankapler1004 6 місяців тому +11

      @@dillankempter5780 But not as a full fledged and named character.

    • @lolusuck386
      @lolusuck386 6 місяців тому

      ​@@kristiankapler1004well Alan Wake 2 seemed to have taken Scratch in a totally different direction to what was established in 1 and American Nightmare. I can't really say any more without spoilers, but what was established in the previous games about him really isn't important for 2.

    • @b.u.l.1734
      @b.u.l.1734 6 місяців тому +2

      SPOILERS FOR AMERICAN NIGHTMARE AND AW2:
      The Scratch from AN and the one from AW 2 are two different "things".
      The OG, more chatty and charismatic version of Scratch was beaten by Alan in AN.
      The "Scratch" we see in AW 2 is just Alan with the Dark Presence inside of him.

  • @kapkant6197
    @kapkant6197 6 місяців тому +160

    "The Dark Place am winning again! I am the greetest! I am now letting Alan Wake leave, for no raisan!"
    Literally all Alan needs to write to leave 4head

    • @dogsoldier123
      @dogsoldier123 6 місяців тому +30

      I'm sure you're joking but he literally can't write it like that lol

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 6 місяців тому +46

      ​@@dogsoldier123It's not just a joke, it's a reference to Futurama where the main character beat a telepathic alien brain in a battle of wits using literature, as well as his own horrifically bad writing and spelling.

    • @etherealtide
      @etherealtide 6 місяців тому +18

      FOR NO RAISIN *floats away*

    • @AestheticGamer
      @AestheticGamer 6 місяців тому +9

      @@MoostachedSaiyanPrince It's a reference, but the main point of their post is even in Alan Wake 1, the Darkness gets power if the story written doesn't make sense for the story. A story needs stakes, logic, victims, drama, etc. And anytime Alan tries to bend the story to benefit himself or others in a way that doesn't make sense with the story, it allows the Darkness to come in like an editor and with its cold calculated logic take the story in the direction it wants instead.

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 6 місяців тому +2

      @@AestheticGamer I'm well aware that Alan Wake needs the story to make sense to stop the darkness, and I wasn't arguing against that. My point was that the person I responded sounded like they weren't completely sure if the OP was joking, then explained why it wouldn't work if they weren't joking. My reply was to clarify that it absolutely was a joke, and to make it clear that it was not only a joke, but a reference to a joke in a TV show where a character had to use literature to battle a monster and save the world, much like Alan Wake is.

  • @scalarmotion
    @scalarmotion 6 місяців тому +8

    9:08 reminds me of The Forgotten City, another time loop game in which you can get someone else to go do all the solutions you've discovered so that you can personally go handle something different. He then gets the credit for doing all of those things, which then furthers his personal story and also helps your own progression.

    • @stephensmith7327
      @stephensmith7327 6 місяців тому +1

      Was the first loop good? I played American Nightmare after the podcast and the writing took a nose dive. Even the in universe justification of why it's written this way feels like a excuse. It's forgivable crap, given the price and length it took to complete it, but it's still crap.

  • @greatskullz6166
    @greatskullz6166 6 місяців тому +34

    I dare Woolie to upload the clip with the N part uncensored.

    • @Zeboki
      @Zeboki 6 місяців тому +16

      Find Mysterious Jojo.
      Thank me later.

    • @RedStar_N7
      @RedStar_N7 6 місяців тому +31

      No it has to be Woolie, though. He's made a living calling out cowardice live on air. He's got a duty

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 6 місяців тому +18

      The algorithm doesn't have the N pass

    • @newtypeofguy6356
      @newtypeofguy6356 6 місяців тому

      Why are you non-Black niggas so much more obsessed with the word “nigga” than we are?
      Is it cathartic? Are you using Woolie saying it to live out some vicarious fantasy? Do you have any Black friends? Lmao

  • @Shizkeb
    @Shizkeb 6 місяців тому +12

    Alan wake the type of guy to think farted in public and say "it's not a fart it's a shit"

  • @Mannihannibull
    @Mannihannibull 6 місяців тому +9

    I think Stephen King knows he doesn't write the best stuff, he just writes what he likes and he does it ALOT. And you know, I like it ALOT too. I guess that's why I really dig Alan's sections in Alan wake 2. It's like playing Stephen King in a video game.

  • @ewancreskeyallan1403
    @ewancreskeyallan1403 6 місяців тому +14

    Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place: the Game

  • @Eduard_Moraru
    @Eduard_Moraru 6 місяців тому +63

    This is not the clip we want to see from 244 and you know it.

  • @TheBanisher24
    @TheBanisher24 6 місяців тому +14

    I just fact checked Pat. Idk what he's smokin. All Allen Wake games are available on Xbox (S|X) right now. American Nightmare is $3.29 on sale. Original 360 Allen Wake is $6.59, and Remastered is on here so....what that boi on?

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 6 місяців тому +1

      The human brain naturally fact checks pat by simply functioning

    • @ChildeofShade
      @ChildeofShade 6 місяців тому +2

      He doesn't want to hook up his 360, so that means the game is unplayable.

    • @TheBanisher24
      @TheBanisher24 6 місяців тому +4

      @@ChildeofShade I'm saying on Series X

    • @ChildeofShade
      @ChildeofShade 6 місяців тому +4

      @@TheBanisher24 Same issue. Except I don't think Pat owns a series X. Pat doesn't want to put any effort in changing his setup, so that means if the PC options aren't perfect (which they never are). Then the game is basically unplayable. This has been a rather annoying trait of Pat's where the slightest discomfort is always overblown, and when you try to correct him on it he gets incredibly defensive over it.

    • @TheBanisher24
      @TheBanisher24 6 місяців тому +7

      @@ChildeofShade Fair enough
      My only thing is when people say a game is not available. They'd better truly fucking mean it like mortal kombat 9, I can't buy that on any modern console right now.

  • @Atou_Mahogany
    @Atou_Mahogany 6 місяців тому +22

    Alan Wake and Alan Wake's American Nightmare are both available on GOG. Not sure if Alan Wake is just the original or the updated one though.

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer 6 місяців тому +8

      Original.

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 6 місяців тому +4

      What's GOG?

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer 6 місяців тому +1

      @@syweb2 Good Old Games. Digital storefront. DRM free. You actually own your games, not just a license to play them.

    • @Atou_Mahogany
      @Atou_Mahogany 6 місяців тому

      @@syweb2 GOG (formerly Good Old Games) is a digital distribution platform for video games and films. It is operated by GOG sp. z o.o., a wholly owned subsidiary of CD Projekt based in Warsaw, Poland. GOG delivers DRM-free video games through its digital platform for Microsoft Windows, macOS and Linux.

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 6 місяців тому

      ​@@syweb2a digital store front like Steam. Though a lot of the games are DRM free

  • @Ghostlypurple
    @Ghostlypurple 6 місяців тому +6

    Semantics, but pat is wrong: you dont need an old xbox to play alan wake’s american nightmare; its backwards compatible so you can play it on any xbox

  • @baron5446
    @baron5446 6 місяців тому +6

    I can't unsee black Lance Henriksen. Thanks, dudes.

  • @daxsheepard9344
    @daxsheepard9344 6 місяців тому +5

    *No one mentioning that you play as Pat in the opening of AW2?*

  • @chrisdaughen5257
    @chrisdaughen5257 6 місяців тому +19

    I swear Alan Wake looked like Lyle Wrath in the first game and AN, but now he looks like he's morbing out in 2.

    • @ohitspep
      @ohitspep 6 місяців тому +1

      They got a new face model for AW Remastered and AW2, Ilkka Villi. He also played Thomas Zane where he uses his real voice.

    • @lewiscarrol6193
      @lewiscarrol6193 6 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@ohitspepIlkka has been playing Alan since AW1.

    • @xalener
      @xalener 6 місяців тому

      dude just grew his hair out

    • @deddrz2549
      @deddrz2549 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ohitspepsame model, longer hair. The old games just didnt capture his like ess as well, but you can see him in a promo video for quantum break as a short haired alan wake.

  • @RedNinja115
    @RedNinja115 6 місяців тому +11

    It’s weird he said Alan Wake 2 has problems on console when I maybe ran into 1 or 2 notable bugs in 40 hours on ps5 😅

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 6 місяців тому

      You're a troll
      (I've never played the game)

    • @Terithian
      @Terithian 6 місяців тому +3

      I think he's just going by secondhand knowledge of the performance not being as good. I played it PS5 as well, and though it's not quite as good as it would be on a high-end PC, it still looks great and runs pretty well. Bug-wise, they seem about equivalent. Fortunately, they seem to be doing a good job steadily patching the bugs.

  • @Birmanncat
    @Birmanncat 6 місяців тому +45

    I mean... Sam Lake is Finnish Kojima now.
    Quantum Break has a black guy named MR. HATCH, and Alan Wake 2 has a black guy named MR. DOOR.
    Come on!

    • @nogodsnomanagers
      @nogodsnomanagers 6 місяців тому +12

      He's like a portal... to another place. That's why he's called door.
      I haven't played the game.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 6 місяців тому +12

      At least Sam Lake isn't a hack

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 6 місяців тому +10

      @@thecaptain6520 Say what you will about him having assistance, but MGS2 and 3 will always be there.

    • @nogodsnomanagers
      @nogodsnomanagers 6 місяців тому +4

      @@thecaptain6520 Quantum Break was just mentioned. You can't pretend that didn't exist.

    • @GreedAndSelfishness
      @GreedAndSelfishness 6 місяців тому +10

      The story is fine in that. Its the rest that is meh@@nogodsnomanagers

  • @Arvoyea
    @Arvoyea 6 місяців тому +5

    Alan Wake 2 to all the other Remedy games sounds like a different version of the Xenoblade Chronicles series' relation to Xenogears and Xenosaga

  • @Blarglesnarfe
    @Blarglesnarfe 6 місяців тому +11

    I love the way Pat describes thing. An ex-best-friend of mine used to say things like that, and it's enrapturing.

  • @grandobsidian
    @grandobsidian 6 місяців тому +9

    Is that two games this year that feature Pat's corpse?

  • @AceRevero
    @AceRevero 6 місяців тому +21

    2 things about AW: American Nightmare.
    1. You can still play it on Xbox series X/S through its backward compatibility, still purchasable, too.
    2. American Nightmare is a Night Springs Episode. It is obvious since it's in the intro, and Barry hints at that episode in the first game (at the Anderson farm level) , so it's a safe bet to say it's not part of the lore.

    • @DarkPlague20
      @DarkPlague20 6 місяців тому

      pat had said its only on steam but i got it for free on epic a while back but never got around to playing it, but now i just gotta

    • @zeroskaterz92
      @zeroskaterz92 6 місяців тому +10

      It is part of the lore. While the in-game scenarios itself was part of Night Springs shlock, the manuscript, radio and tv are a continuation of the lore.
      It's two years after Alan Wake 1. Barry became a producer to the Andersons. Scratch's physical body destroyed by Alan. The whole premise was a loop with Alice's project being an important key for Alan to defeat the Dark Presence.
      All those are carried over to Alan Wake II including Alan being involved writing for Night Springs in the past.

    • @Terithian
      @Terithian 6 місяців тому +3

      AW2 makes multiple references to American Nightmare. It counts, though it's not too important.

    • @AceRevero
      @AceRevero 6 місяців тому

      @zeroskaterz92 it would've helped if I actually replayed through American Nightmare before playing II.

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 6 місяців тому +11

    Loved the series in all in jumbled horror with a free concert song here and there. Alan Wake along with the Remedy Games are pretty good.

  • @alephnole7009
    @alephnole7009 6 місяців тому +2

    Well Alan is fighting magical SHADOW PEOPLE.
    So it's close enough

  • @CodeNameX001
    @CodeNameX001 6 місяців тому +3

    I'm going to aegue that Saga doesn't fall into the trope, because her powers seem to run in her mother's VERY Scandinavian family.

    • @DaSquareful
      @DaSquareful 5 місяців тому

      Honestly I felt like Saga must have been a child survivor of one of Francis Morgans wacky escapades considering shes an FBI agent with magic coffee mind palace powers that can repel satan.

  • @fernandozavaletabustos205
    @fernandozavaletabustos205 6 місяців тому

    Great video as always!!

  • @stephengarforth2753
    @stephengarforth2753 6 місяців тому

    i keep forgetting that pat has a child. a mix of the past things he has said "take that you dumb baby" and him being a literal actual real life goblin makes the idea of him having a normal human child impossible for me to comprehend.

  • @grifferman
    @grifferman 6 місяців тому +5

    The fact that the game keeps referring to it as "the Dark Place" keeps reminding me of the deliberately poor writing of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

  • @stephenveilleux4059
    @stephenveilleux4059 16 днів тому

    Watching this again and Pat saying that AW2 runs and looks “way worse” is so wild lol. Like maybe it’s not 200fps at 8k but that shit sings on a ps5.

  • @danherondraws
    @danherondraws 6 місяців тому +5

    5:50
    that disappointed looks when Pat says there's no magical black people, only to turn into a glowing smile when Pat remembers the magical black people. Brings a tear to my eyes :3

  • @HolyClownFuckarus
    @HolyClownFuckarus 6 місяців тому +1

    Magical n’wahs

  • @Samael1113
    @Samael1113 6 місяців тому +1

    For a second, I thought the Stephen King discussion was going to be "THE Lead-in" to "The Moment that shocked UA-cam".

  • @daviejay
    @daviejay 6 місяців тому +1

    Love this cross Payne wake universe

  • @SBJ_Tube
    @SBJ_Tube 4 місяці тому +1

    Calling Mr. Door a Magic Black Person is literally correct, but questionable in terms of how the term is used. He's a person involved with the magical events in question (before Alan was ever involved) who is sort of drawn into Alan's storyline. He decides to go along with things for his own reasons. The implication that Alan CREATED a powerful magical black person to guide him is completely inaccurate.

  • @lightskinnedlarry728
    @lightskinnedlarry728 6 місяців тому +1

    American nightmare is backwards compatible and was on gamepass forever, for anyone curious with a series x

  • @carlosfred8673
    @carlosfred8673 6 місяців тому +5

    I agree that Alan Wake 2 has set Remedy up to snatch the crown from Silent Hill fully.
    I look forward to seeing what they do with the both Alan Wake and Control in the future.

  • @Fallens218
    @Fallens218 6 місяців тому +2

    Hearing pat say magical negro was not on my list today

  • @pce0
    @pce0 6 місяців тому +23

    Alan is as good a writer as the people writing him

  • @user-eq5qh2mh3i
    @user-eq5qh2mh3i 6 місяців тому +1

    Isn't Saga, in the context of the in-universe Alan Wake writing the novel, a magical Negro just like Door?

  • @MAJR172
    @MAJR172 6 місяців тому +1

    American Nightmare is Backwards Compatible with Xbone actually

  • @OpticalJesu5
    @OpticalJesu5 6 місяців тому +1

    Okay but playing the old games does give you tons of little things for the ffxiv nier collab. Like visual references, musical references, fuck even attacks from One. The idea of the sleeping beauty giving birth thus technically birthing the watchers or some shit or completing their plan and killing the amalgum reference monster. Its a raid for nier fans. Prob not worth if you aren't already super in though but hey you read all this so play nier ig.

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 6 місяців тому +1

    I bet the reason "magical negroes of stephen king" is coming up for me now is cos of this

  • @ShroudedWolf51
    @ShroudedWolf51 6 місяців тому

    I will eat my socks if Alan Wake 2 remains exclusive to that shambles of a storefront.

    • @SBJ_Tube
      @SBJ_Tube 4 місяці тому

      Epic provided some money, it would depend if the deal was for forever or just for a period of time.

  • @bl1neoner370
    @bl1neoner370 6 місяців тому

    I love American Nightmare.

  • @Nerevar5me
    @Nerevar5me 6 місяців тому

    Control was a pretty cool game and not afraid of anyone!

  • @UBDOOMBOT
    @UBDOOMBOT 6 місяців тому

    What if Max Payne and Qumtime Break are Alan Wake Books in the universe?

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 місяці тому

    I thought alan wake was stuck in the nightmare dimension because mr.scratch was pulling weird time shit using the movie theatre?

  • @Sengial
    @Sengial 6 місяців тому

    Alan Wake absolutely knows he is a hack thats why he was so depressed in alan wake 1 lol

  • @TheDeliciousMystery
    @TheDeliciousMystery 6 місяців тому +1

    Alan Wake 2 is the modern MGS4. Not thinking about it? start thinking about it.

  • @dualitysystem8430
    @dualitysystem8430 6 місяців тому +4

    Once they said Twin Peaks it all clicked for me

  • @TheOtakuKat
    @TheOtakuKat 6 місяців тому +2

    The first two Alan Wake games are also on GOG.

  • @backup.3104
    @backup.3104 2 місяці тому

    Wait so you do play the first level of Max Payne in this??

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego 6 місяців тому

    Garanth Marenghake

  • @DuelistKoi93
    @DuelistKoi93 6 місяців тому

    Finally.... Silent Hills by (finnish) Kojima...

  • @blackmagemasher4031
    @blackmagemasher4031 6 місяців тому +1

    is alan wake just riven but a horror game?

  • @kneau
    @kneau 6 місяців тому

    When it comes to Stephen King -- do people really forget he was, "plowed over by a minivan" on June 19, 1999?

  • @GuyerTown
    @GuyerTown 6 місяців тому +8

    I’ve been pretending that Alan wake 2 is the new silent hill game for my own sanity

  • @cyberninjazero5659
    @cyberninjazero5659 6 місяців тому +2

    6:05 I see you using the N-Pass Pat

  • @areallybigdwarf4560
    @areallybigdwarf4560 6 місяців тому +7

    ALAN WOKIE? HUUUH???

  • @baku270
    @baku270 6 місяців тому +2

    Xbox live indie game is a 200 gamerscore game

  • @ShroudedWolf51
    @ShroudedWolf51 6 місяців тому

    I mean....emulation is a thing. You could emulate the XBLA game.

  • @missingnumber3343
    @missingnumber3343 6 місяців тому +3

    My favorite part of Alan Wake is that scene where Alan Wake says "Its Waking Time!" and he Wakes all over the place.

  • @XShrike0
    @XShrike0 6 місяців тому

    15:56 I'm going to disagree with Woolie here, to a degree, you do have a choice. You can just not buy the game. I just refuse to play into Epic's power grab. They seem like Blizzard, where anything good seems to be there to cover up something bad. There is also piracy option.

  • @kitestar
    @kitestar 6 місяців тому

    I know what Xbox live arcade games are…you paid Monopoly money for those before valve made paying dollar amounts the norm

  • @BrutalButtSlap
    @BrutalButtSlap 4 місяці тому

    Max Payne out here griding hard, better being a hack writer them a murderous psycho

  • @HandsFreeProductions
    @HandsFreeProductions 6 місяців тому +11

    I get that a lot of people don't like it, but a convoluted, fucked up story being warped by a third-rate author who got popular with pulp fiction is pretty fucking funny to me. Like, the reason that they have to go through these ridiculous steps to try to solve the problem is that Alan wrote all this dumb shit into the plot to try and give himself a way out because he's not a good enough writer to strictly play by the Dark Place's rules and come out on top, and he keeps sucking real people into the nightmare because he's incapable of writing anything original.

    • @jormungandr147
      @jormungandr147 6 місяців тому +5

      Thats not true he has to use real people because he explicitly can't just make up original stuff its one of the dark places rules he can't just make stuff appear he has to work with already established people and events and tweak them to work in his favor all while the dark place warps any plothole he makes against him AND all while still having writers block the dude is literally fighting against a deck stacked against him

    • @HandsFreeProductions
      @HandsFreeProductions 6 місяців тому

      @@jormungandr147 Nope, that's just clearly not the case. It's made very clear that Alan Wake has no original ideas, dude, right from the beginning of the game with Alex Casey being a real FBI agent as well as a character in his pulp novels. He's never had a single original idea, so he can't create an original character.

    • @jormungandr147
      @jormungandr147 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@HandsFreeProductions the game explicitly says he can't create stuff out of thin air that's not an opinion that's what the game literally tells us its a major point on how the lakes powers works. the casey stuff is ment to be confusing but at no point does it say or imply alan is unoriginal or in capable of writing original works we literally dont know what the whole deal with casey is or why he and alan have an connection its intentionally left open. i feel especially with pat and his audience its a misunderstanding of the games themes that they are taking and running with the lakes powers has limits because otherwise there's no interesting story if he could just write "i walk out of the lake" there would be no conflict forcing him to have to write around existing things and work within the narrative structure of the genre is what makes the game it's not alan is a unoriginal hack the lake works against anyone in it doesn't matter how good you are
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  • @outwrangle
    @outwrangle 6 місяців тому +3

    He's a great writer and a mediocre author, just like King.

  • @doremiancleff1508
    @doremiancleff1508 6 місяців тому +6

    I've tried to play Alan Wake recently for a first time, since i was on a horror binge in October and picked up a bunch of games. While i wasn't particulary fan of a gameplay and ultimatelly dropped it, this game is fantastic. Alan is an embodyment of an asshole celebrity writer. Bothered by literally everything. He stormed out of a remote cabin, leaving his wife all alone, even tho she has a crippling fear of darkness. the only thing that i haven't seen is him stomping his foot, but i wouldn't be suprised if it happens somewhere in the game.
    Alan Wake 2 looks great and i am so glad they did live action stuff, which looked great in Control, which i also didn't played through for same reasons as Alan Wake. Those games are fascinating with their plots and presentation, i just really wish i could enjoy gameplay.

    • @night1952
      @night1952 6 місяців тому +2

      Alan Wake I understand but Control's gameplay is great.

    • @doremiancleff1508
      @doremiancleff1508 6 місяців тому

      It's good, but it's the type of gameplay that i am not a fan of. It's a console game and i am a PC gamer. It's not a critique for a game, it's just my personal taste.

  • @TheTrueRandomGamer
    @TheTrueRandomGamer 6 місяців тому +11

    Sorry Pat, but I could care less what Remedy thinks. King rules.

    • @spyder5876
      @spyder5876 6 місяців тому +4

      Remedy only has Max Payne going for them in terms of actually good games IMO.

    • @supremacistdawn
      @supremacistdawn 6 місяців тому +6

      @@spyder5876 nah Control and Death Rally are ace

    • @lolusuck386
      @lolusuck386 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@spyder5876well your opinion is wrong

  • @flyyf1
    @flyyf1 6 місяців тому

    saga is also a magical negro. oh haha he mentioned that nvm

  • @thewraithwriter22
    @thewraithwriter22 6 місяців тому

    Why does Pat say sauna wrong?

    • @TheDazdndcunfusd
      @TheDazdndcunfusd 6 місяців тому +3

      He's copying his Ahti says it

    • @jormungandr147
      @jormungandr147 6 місяців тому +3

      He's saying it the way its said in Finnish

  • @sarat6488
    @sarat6488 6 місяців тому

    i had zero interest in this franchise until hearing pat's description

  • @poopsiepup1192
    @poopsiepup1192 6 місяців тому +4

    I don't like the keanu reevesification thing were going through right now

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 6 місяців тому +5

      Well, i don't think Alan had the chance to cut his hair and shave his beard while being stuck in the dark place.

    • @poopsiepup1192
      @poopsiepup1192 6 місяців тому +1

      @@venomfuryx3250 hmm 🤔

  • @themanimal07
    @themanimal07 6 місяців тому +4

    Why do I get the sense that Woolie is just tolerating Pat at this point

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 6 місяців тому +2

    Like.

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 6 місяців тому +1

    Why does every video I click on have 21k likes?!?! 😂 UA-cam are you broken or something???
    This has less than 5k views, wtf?

  • @brandenhill8426
    @brandenhill8426 6 місяців тому

    Pat Says Negro in this clip lol

  • @XCAltoona
    @XCAltoona 6 місяців тому

    solution to Epic is simply do not play the game even if it is the only way.

  • @powerfist1340
    @powerfist1340 6 місяців тому +7

    And then you have to ask the question: is he bad, IN UNIVERSE, or do the writers think that he's supposed to be good, and this head up-your-ass absolute nonsense that the story is, is what they think 'good' is.

    • @tallalgohar4747
      @tallalgohar4747 6 місяців тому +12

      I'm pretty sure he's bad in universe as other characters constantly shit on his writing (even in Control) and he's meant to be a highly commercialized author that the general public likes. He's a hack but really successful (also an asshole).

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 6 місяців тому +8

      The writers wrote Max Payne (3?) and Control, so I think they're pretty good. Sam Lake wrote MP1 personally, IIRC, and that game is unambiguously excellent in writing.

    • @powerfist1340
      @powerfist1340 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Vulgarth1 I dont really care for the appeal to legacy, considering that Ridley Scott made Alien Covenant. Control is fun but the story is so up it's own ass with metaphor and bullshit that i just kinda despise it.

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 6 місяців тому +5

      @@powerfist1340 It is always weird to me when i see people talking about control because it's either people saying it wasn't deep enought or it was too pretentious. I played that game completely blind, never touched any other remedy games, The games has it's lore to uncover and piece together but... it's all pretty straightfoward, goverment organization that deal with weird stuff and hide everything to keep people safe in their ignorance, big entities wants main character and that's it.

    • @powerfist1340
      @powerfist1340 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ricardomiles2957 The story itself isnt whats pretentious, its the presentation. all of the 'oh so deep' bullshit and metaphor.

  • @chero666
    @chero666 6 місяців тому +3

    I personally have a couple of problem with AW2
    The Saga sections because... why is she seemingly getting more screen-time and gameplay segments than Alan Wake? Why is she so uninteresting? This is like Dougie Jones if he was a wet sack of paper instead of a character.
    and the "Mind Palace" sections are busy-work with no work actually involved. You drag and drop items onto a board with no real thought to them on your part. They aren't even puzzles for you to solve just interacting with a filing cabinet and slapping things on a wall in the designated area, you're just doing stuff other than play the game.
    This is the most fart-sniffing Remedy has gotten away with while giving us less gameplay than before.
    I like the weird stuff and the Alan sections more/less, but everything else is bloated, tedious, and uninteresting.

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 6 місяців тому +5

      I haven’t finished Alan Wake 2 yet, but I have to assume Saga Anderson exists because we are getting this sequel 13 years later and not 2 years later. They can’t expect players everyone who plays part 2 to be familiar with the original game so they had to make an entry point character who gets the lore explained to her

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 6 місяців тому +5

      i didn't played AW1 and watched some playthoughs of AW2 very casually but for what i understood the focus on Saga was because she was Alan's/scratch's literal plot device come to life to help them get out of the place they where trapped, she has some traits and backgrounds but they seem to be there to move "her script" rather than making you care for her. With Alan's section basically being about Saga's script being written

    • @jormungandr147
      @jormungandr147 6 місяців тому

      This is more you just didn't click with her then she's not interesting or got more episodes then wake (he literally has one more wake 10 vs his 9) since she's literally his means of escape the mind palace is a crime board your supposed to engage with the mystery and study it not just slap it on and call it a day figuring out the mystery like a cop studying a case IS the gameplay it just might not be the gameplay you want

  • @AdamasOldblade
    @AdamasOldblade 6 місяців тому +7

    I got to the part just after the Thorton and Mulligan fight and then gave up and deleted the game... I couldn't play it anymore, it was terrible and unbearable.
    I LOVED Control (played it multiple times and got the Platinum Trophy) and liked the first Alan Wake game, however I only played the PS5 remastered version... But Alan Wake II is mind bogglingly terrible. 99% of the time be it story or where I was located physically in the game I was legit lost. And not in the fun way where I was having fun in Control of not knowing what was going on, but aware of the context of the story at all times.
    The multiple characters in multiple realties and how they go in loops of attempting to explain things... It didn't work for me at all. Combat was a joke and every single enemy was a bullet sponge to high hell. It's not like I didn't know the game was survival horror, but my god I was way more annoyed at the enemies then ever scared. Not to mention the game is so damn dark that I'll hear a Taken come at me, then after three hits I'm dead. How can I be scared if I never even know what happened?
    The puzzles were a nightmare, especially many of the cult stashes... I know they aren't mandatory, but I got to the point where I just said, "okay forget it, I'm just gonna UA-cam everything" and the comments on so many videos were FULL of people doing, "How in the fuck was I supposed to figure that out?!" So it made me feel better that I wasn't alone in thinking that the puzzles (and boss fights) were just broken.
    I feel this game was made entirely for die hard fans or even just Remedy employees themselves. I also seriously feel like many of these parts were not actually play tested.
    I hope Remedy doesn't screw up Control 2 this bad...

    • @dogsoldier123
      @dogsoldier123 6 місяців тому +16

      Considering how the game was hugely inspired by RE2R then you must've hated that game too

    • @magickoopa24
      @magickoopa24 6 місяців тому +2

      I knocked the game to easy and have been having a fun time just wasting everything and barely being scratched when an enemy gets a shot at me. The story is working for me enough that I'm fine to struggle against the puzzles, but I get ya if it's not working out. If Control 2 goes off of what Control did, I don't think you have much to worry about.

    • @SuperBrutalCabbage
      @SuperBrutalCabbage 6 місяців тому +25

      Alan Wake 2 exceeds in every department that Control does and then some. I’ve tried to write this comment as nicely as possible and keep deleting it as it seems like I’m attacking your intelligence which I’m not trying to do, but I genuinely think a lot of your gripes are a “You” problem rather than an issue with the game as a whole.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@SuperBrutalCabbageimpossible. He's a random schmuck on the internet. His word is LAW

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 6 місяців тому

      unrelated but the controls and combat is what made me drop the original first 3 Resident Evil games. I had played mgs1 for the first time not long before and got so baffled and frustrated with the controls i droppes RE1 a minute after starting and instantly dropped the other 2 when i noticed they played the same

  • @richardjohnson8991
    @richardjohnson8991 6 місяців тому +1

    It's so funny how self absorbed this game is. I genuinely couldn't get through the first game once the plot reveal dropped because it's just sniffing its own farts and basking in the fragrance.
    It's upsetting how actually good these games are despite how absolutely nonsensical and self aggrandizing they are, while pointing and laughing at how bad some successful writers are. It's completely tonally dissonant

    • @sharpen193
      @sharpen193 6 місяців тому +3

      i can say words total dissonant sniffing farts its basking

    • @jormungandr147
      @jormungandr147 6 місяців тому +4

      A big issue is i don't think the game is saying successful writers are bad every instance of the game calling wakes writing bad is either the dark place using his insecurities against him to wear him down or someone complimenting him the only thing people say is "he's a little heavy on the metaphors" which is just the most minor of criticisms the only time its overtly negative is the taken taunting him it really feels like people are misreading those parts and running with it

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 6 місяців тому +2

    Man, if I already wasn’t completely turned off by Alan Wake, this has really done it for me lmao. I really don’t like any of Kojima’s writing.

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 6 місяців тому +7

      not here to argue but to learn. What you don't like about kojima writting.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ricardomiles2957did you play death stranding?

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 6 місяців тому +10

      @@tylerlackey1175 i did, liked quite a lot, the story gets a little rushed near edge knot city but overall good experience and more importantly, for me at least, it showed that no leash Kojima isn't crazier than Konami leashed Kojima.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ricardomiles2957 LOL

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 6 місяців тому +8

      @@tylerlackey1175 what?

  • @XoftheTITANS
    @XoftheTITANS 6 місяців тому +15

    Honestly, the game was a bore. Saga didnt help; her bland delivery of acting combine how she acts during supernatural cases felt lackluster. The game didnt felt woke but just a mid game with lame combat and uninteresting plot.

    • @xthewated
      @xthewated 6 місяців тому +6

      No likes! Ouch!

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@xthewatedSpoke too soon. Ouch!

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@xthewatedOf course there's not going to be many likes on a negative opinion about a game that normies loved because they're think it's Kojima Deep even though Kojima was unintentionally deep which made him more endearing. This is just pretentious deep.

    • @markusa5293
      @markusa5293 6 місяців тому +21

      I actually quite liked how nonchalant Saga was about the stuff happening. I much prefer that to the usual "Whoa, what the frick guys! This is craaazyyy!" Which made her reaction about the things involving her daughter more impactful aswell.

    • @magickoopa24
      @magickoopa24 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@markusa5293Yeah, her character really worked for me once I got to chapter 3 and she started to react to how much the story is affecting her daughter. Truly made the Silent Hill comparison fit perfectly imo

  • @spyder5876
    @spyder5876 6 місяців тому +3

    Alan Wake AKA one of the most overrated games in recent years.