If Asian Parents made a DISS TRACK on their Kids

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  • @ethanthardy
    @ethanthardy 2 роки тому +8992

    I love how the son is vibin and cryin at the same time lmao

    • @jeboshifru
      @jeboshifru 2 роки тому

      You probably missed the "dance or I'll kill you" part :D

    • @AlishaOutridge
      @AlishaOutridge 2 роки тому +191

      Haha I know right “dance or I kill you” hahaha

    • @brqkenwonder-
      @brqkenwonder- 2 роки тому +32

      💀💀

    • @franciskhan3306
      @franciskhan3306 2 роки тому +20

      666 likes 😈

    • @ethanthardy
      @ethanthardy 2 роки тому +18

      @@franciskhan3306 let's make it to 6969 likes😈

  • @randommanchild112
    @randommanchild112 2 роки тому +4413

    "Who's the accident, I say it's YOU"
    Deadass the best rap line I've ever heard

  • @lwxvsd4004
    @lwxvsd4004 2 роки тому +5839

    Someone give his mom a Grammy for this bop 👏😂😂😂

  • @wheleck
    @wheleck Рік тому +177

    “this is for all the asians who have a dream. stop dreaming and study” 😂

    • @MrsLadan
      @MrsLadan 6 місяців тому +9

      ".... you STYUUUUPID"

  • @bohemiansusan2897
    @bohemiansusan2897 Рік тому +695

    My mother was horrified by the B I got in the 2nd grade and chewed me out for decades. My kids used to think that I was a strict mother, until I invited my mother to come visit. 13 years later, they are still freaked out by her.

    • @jck_4283
      @jck_4283 Рік тому +12

      what did she say to them to get freaked out?😂

    • @justlyrics9138
      @justlyrics9138 Рік тому +5

      ​@@jck_4283I wanna know too😂😂

    • @bohemiansusan2897
      @bohemiansusan2897 Рік тому +55

      @@jck_4283 First morning she screamed at the Mohawks, black nail polish and various colors of hair. Then they wouldn't eat the soup made ad grumbled about kimchi is awful food. Then she rushed to the graded homework and saw a C... All this in the first half hour of my mother. The next week went downhill from there.
      At least I strategically inserted CDs and taking them for rides on my Harley-Davidson so I got in lots of trouble as well. Nevermind that I was in my 40s.
      Get the picture????

    • @scorkmc
      @scorkmc Рік тому +12

      ​@@bohemiansusan2897yes, haha😂

    • @ghostbravo7127
      @ghostbravo7127 Рік тому +10

      I remember when I told my father I had left my tenure track position at Johns Hopkins to break into the pharmaceutical industry. He spent 2 hours having a mental breakdown trying to figure where he went wrong raising me while berating me, mind you, I was in my mid 30s and already married at this point (to a white woman which only acceptable because in his own words, at least she is a "real" doctor unlike you.) I'm convinced he would have disowned me if he had known I was in an open relationship (and later open marriage) and pansexual nonbinary with male, female and trans partners.

  • @DruidWithAMustache
    @DruidWithAMustache 2 роки тому +4506

    “He don’t get an A plus, he get a B, cus my son a failiure,McDonald’s Employee”
    AYO THIS VERSE IS INASANE WHATTT???

    • @riqzlxx
      @riqzlxx 2 роки тому +15

      fr

    • @riqzlxx
      @riqzlxx 2 роки тому +22

      @@recitationtohear nah id rather not

    • @madeanaccountjus2say
      @madeanaccountjus2say 2 роки тому +37

      my whole childhood summed up in one fire set of bars, like verbatim 🤣😭

    • @xollox3714
      @xollox3714 2 роки тому +10

      it goes hard fr fr

    • @PSwish69
      @PSwish69 2 роки тому +12

      Timestamp: 0:52

  • @larissatom6910
    @larissatom6910 2 роки тому +2410

    Damn, she made him dance to his own diss track. Brutal.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 роки тому +1473

    My brain grew a little after listening to this masterpiece

    • @Yoonzino_1004
      @Yoonzino_1004 2 роки тому +33

      Oh hey, Long time no see!!!! How's life going? Didn't expected you to be here with such less number of likes...

    • @xynyii
      @xynyii 2 роки тому +10

      the man is back.

    • @alielsharkawi5808
      @alielsharkawi5808 2 роки тому +2

      uh oh

    • @ggukbunnies
      @ggukbunnies 2 роки тому

      He’s back

    • @goodmorning2386
      @goodmorning2386 2 роки тому

      RAY MAK LONG TIME NO SEE MY MAN

  • @lorimiller6103
    @lorimiller6103 Рік тому +68

    Josh, I taught English as a Second Language to Korean Junior High kids for almost 30 years. Of course, I learned a lot about Korean culture, issues, likes, dislikes....anyway, you always nail it right on the head. Your talent floors me as many of my Korean kids' talent gave me great joy. I wish you great happiness and success. You bring me joy and laughter every day. God, you are so talented!!!! Way to go!

  • @Hudson-Tsai
    @Hudson-Tsai Рік тому +96

    this diss track hits so freaking hard and it's just plain accurate. i was crying while dying of laughter ☠

  • @L1te-z
    @L1te-z 2 роки тому +980

    I want 10 hour version of this so i can get A+

    • @Kolxya
      @Kolxya 2 роки тому +2

      @@recitationtohear BRO

    • @renwinmanoban3575
      @renwinmanoban3575 2 роки тому

      Put it on loop

    • @jlero4377
      @jlero4377 2 роки тому

      SAME

    • @lolodaamimedude386
      @lolodaamimedude386 2 роки тому +2

      How much likes you got rn 420?

    • @L1te-z
      @L1te-z 2 роки тому +1

      @@renwinmanoban3575 That works too but I would have to listen the rap of the Asian failure too

  • @spanishgray
    @spanishgray 2 роки тому +795

    "getting da D
    getting da D
    getting da D
    wait what the, hold on hold on..
    you just love the D don't you?"
    *Instant hate face*
    I just lost it at that point 🤣🤣

  • @StarSystemAndromeda
    @StarSystemAndromeda 2 роки тому +1196

    Mommy always threatens to kill failure son but she def killed me with this rap! 💀😂🤣

  • @alexhorncastle9428
    @alexhorncastle9428 Рік тому +229

    “Drop the beat B*tch” got me dying 😂

  • @Epicnooby123
    @Epicnooby123 Рік тому +88

    1:40 was the best part

  • @antease_art
    @antease_art 2 роки тому +669

    if u made a 'asian mom dissing karen ' that would be just amazing
    and this one is also a masterpiece XD

    • @theishfrfr
      @theishfrfr 2 роки тому

      no asian manager dissing karen

    • @Ayrzens
      @Ayrzens 2 роки тому +2

      nah a collab with Robin Gan would be like the dopest thing ever

    • @antease_art
      @antease_art 2 роки тому

      @@Ayrzens ikr so true

    • @bphantom01
      @bphantom01 2 роки тому +1

      YES PLEASE

    • @alphaomega9626
      @alphaomega9626 2 роки тому +8

      Asian mom dissing Karen???
      Ooh...man, it would have to be ENTIRELY around mocking how she raises her kids, in contrast, but...
      I'm not sure that you can actually prove that "Karen's sons" don't make a lot of money.
      They don't become doctors...they become finance bros.

  • @pandorasbox1658
    @pandorasbox1658 2 роки тому +712

    I’m a high school teacher and my top History class is full of kids from Asian backgrounds, and one of my guilty treats for them at the end of the lesson is to watch these fantastic videos. They laugh like mad because they understand. This is their lives!

    • @Rsl-lthylpinsgad
      @Rsl-lthylpinsgad 2 роки тому +53

      I'm an asian and in high school myself and this stuff is hilarious too me too
      I think everyone can find this funny! :)

    • @lianarodrigues-almeida7544
      @lianarodrigues-almeida7544 2 роки тому +36

      I'm not of Asian descent, I'm Hispanic & Hispanic parents are like this but in a very different way... Like not about grades, school & stuff just like nothing is ever good enough type treatment so I would have loved if when I was in high school I saw these types of videos. I think a lot of different backgrounds can relate to the feeling of being a disappointment, so that's so great that you show these videos to let them have some fun at the end of the lesson!

    • @Rsl-lthylpinsgad
      @Rsl-lthylpinsgad 2 роки тому +15

      @@lianarodrigues-almeida7544 true, everyone could feel like being FAILURE

    • @juniorcarrasco3080
      @juniorcarrasco3080 Рік тому +3

      ​@@lianarodrigues-almeida7544 I'm also hispanic and I'm still a preteen with Hispanic parents (both from Honduras)

    • @lianarodrigues-almeida7544
      @lianarodrigues-almeida7544 Рік тому +2

      @@juniorcarrasco3080 do you ever feel like you're stuck between the American lifestyle and culture and Latino culture? I'm 33 now, but growing up I was very conflicted between what my parents thought was acceptable for a teen to do and what my friends thought & and what I saw all my peers doing around me. I always felt like my parents were disappointed in me and I was just doing what all the other young people were doing at the time. To my parents some of the things that were totally normal for an American teen to do were unacceptable to them, and on the other hand things that my peers would get in trouble for like drinking a little alcohol was totally normal in my home. It was pretty confusing growing up, but now that I'm past the tough teen years I'm very proud of my Latino culture!

  • @hypno0784
    @hypno0784 2 роки тому +7487

    If this doesn't air on Spotify, we're all gonna be pretty mad. Right people?

  • @HappyMomma412
    @HappyMomma412 Рік тому +34

    Dude kills it every time! Why do we all have to have so much trauma??!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️🙏🏾🦋

  • @lamond6355
    @lamond6355 Рік тому +11

    Asian moms bring you back to reality. 🔥🎼

  • @yara22yara
    @yara22yara 2 роки тому +428

    "This is for all the asains who have a dream, stop dreaming and study" - ik from the start it was gonna be fire🤣🤣🤣✋🏼 can we have a distrack between asain mom and Karen?

    • @plakativ_b
      @plakativ_b 2 роки тому +14

      Or Asian manager dissing Karen

  • @Mari-me5ww
    @Mari-me5ww 2 роки тому +164

    “this is for all the asians have a dream: stop dreaming and study “ haha 😂 i’m dead already

  • @wahiiibah
    @wahiiibah 2 роки тому +494

    THE LOTION AND SOCKS GOT ME CRYING LMFAO

  • @melissahinkley7629
    @melissahinkley7629 7 місяців тому +24

    "Dance or I kill you!" 😂🤣😝

  • @YummiHomecook
    @YummiHomecook Рік тому +5

    I still can't believe i still fucking LOVE his song!

  • @sf4065
    @sf4065 2 роки тому +175

    The dance while crying😂...nailed it

    • @gamerboi9692
      @gamerboi9692 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/dr29bul2qPE/v-deo.html

  • @insertjojosreference8654
    @insertjojosreference8654 2 роки тому +491

    I like how the mom didn't even have to rehearse her lyrics

  • @srinijabobba3010
    @srinijabobba3010 2 роки тому +450

    It was too catchy that I sang it loud in front of my parents and they looked at me with a really confusing face😂😂

  • @JAHLERMITCHEL
    @JAHLERMITCHEL 9 днів тому +1

    Imagine a Mcdonald employee watching this😂

  • @peachy_dollie
    @peachy_dollie 5 місяців тому +2

    when hes just dancing and crying 💀

  • @Diana-qj8rm
    @Diana-qj8rm 2 роки тому +587

    OMG WE NEED AN OFFICIAL SPOTIFY RELEASE OF THIS MASTERPEICE!???
    Also, YES WE WOULD LOVE MORE RAP CONTENT CAUSE THIS WAS FIRE(the calm kind) or rather JUST A HUGE VIBE🤧🤧✨✨

    • @allanamaya6103
      @allanamaya6103 2 роки тому +2

      FRRRRR the Bugatti one in the first part had potential it really sounded good, like it immediately earned a sub

    • @katep-w7717
      @katep-w7717 2 роки тому

      @Zxmbiez tell me the name when it’s released

    • @shoogoaway4395
      @shoogoaway4395 2 роки тому

      I EVEN RELEASED IT ON MY CHANNEL ua-cam.com/video/r71JsLvwdeI/v-deo.html

    • @shoogoaway4395
      @shoogoaway4395 2 роки тому

      @Zxmbiez lol but u can still listen to it

    • @shoogoaway4395
      @shoogoaway4395 2 роки тому

      @Zxmbiez took me a few hours to edit the audio

  • @emilia4_
    @emilia4_ 2 роки тому +155

    omg you're so talented 😆 you do comedy and song writing at the same time!!! this is my new jam

  • @observableuniverse1
    @observableuniverse1 2 роки тому +264

    The son crying and dancing at the same time had me dying! 😭 Also, I started singing along lmfao

  • @memomisa4351
    @memomisa4351 Рік тому +3

    Listened to this few days ago. And when I was making tea today I suddenly sang "why my son cant be da doctor, da doctor, yeahh" outta nowhere 😭😭😭

  • @Maintenance_Mark
    @Maintenance_Mark Рік тому +3

    I wanna hear the rap he was laying down in the beginning of the video!

  • @ahmedalasaadi9e804
    @ahmedalasaadi9e804 2 роки тому +98

    2:06 bro the son vibin with that frozen face do be goffy ahh💀💀💀

    • @Angi5320
      @Angi5320 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah it's showing the vibe right

  • @amychristine1935
    @amychristine1935 2 роки тому +98

    he's probably never gonna get over "MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE"

  • @chriis_s
    @chriis_s 2 роки тому +326

    Omg now this is….A MASTERPIECE
    THIS SHOULD BELONG IN A MUSEUM
    I would like this on Spotify plz lol
    Edit:wow um I’ve never got this many likes before lol

  • @oreomuf9487
    @oreomuf9487 Рік тому +2

    his face man, it made me so heart broke

  • @Nokia305-x3u
    @Nokia305-x3u 2 місяці тому

    “Dance or I’ll k**l u” that part was insane 💀

  • @firebird5817
    @firebird5817 2 роки тому +339

    The whole song is an absolute masterpiece, it's actually really catchy, and it's so harsh, but so good.🥰🤣🤣

  • @peaceisworthit7650
    @peaceisworthit7650 2 роки тому +26

    1:33 poor him,looking like just going to cry😭😭😭😭👏👏👏🤣

  • @taechwitathv
    @taechwitathv 2 роки тому +64

    Why my son can't be da DoCtOr, da DoCtOr ~~
    This gonna stuck in my brain than my studies🙂

    • @tro1774
      @tro1774 2 роки тому +2

      True story🙂

  • @onettdev_bss501
    @onettdev_bss501 Рік тому +3

    The son's original rap was fire, pls make a full version of it

  • @Sh1zy420
    @Sh1zy420 Рік тому +1

    "What's an accident i say it's you"
    NAH WTF
    🔥🔥verse

  • @gamerboyx8243
    @gamerboyx8243 2 роки тому +92

    "And I see da lotion and da socks"🤣💀

    • @happyboy6908
      @happyboy6908 2 роки тому +3

      "Ooh"

    • @PiglikesgamezHD
      @PiglikesgamezHD 2 роки тому +1

      Omg

    • @PiglikesgamezHD
      @PiglikesgamezHD 2 роки тому +1

      How?

    • @sgtpepper1729
      @sgtpepper1729 2 роки тому

      @@Br35eakingBa56d Lotion for lubrication and socks to ejaculate into. Basically masturbation. Glad I'm a girl, I can masturbate without evidence! Lol

    • @17-anmolraj7f5
      @17-anmolraj7f5 2 роки тому +1

      @@Br35eakingBa56d give it a few years

  • @deoseon
    @deoseon 2 роки тому +73

    This is gonna hit billboard no.1 ✨
    Masterpiece ✨

  • @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch
    @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch 2 роки тому +61

    This was fricking HILARIOUS! When the "Mom" hit it with her first line, I started HOWLING with laughter!
    I knew this was going to be a riot, but it was even better than I thought it would be!
    Also, more raps? You better!

  • @Foot2dribble
    @Foot2dribble 18 днів тому +3

    Awwwwwww 0:37 😂😂😂

  • @baconcruz-n2h
    @baconcruz-n2h 4 місяці тому +1

    At the end it got me cuz he was crying and dancing😂😂😂

  • @keehxe
    @keehxe 2 роки тому +21

    Getting da D
    Getting da D
    Getting da D
    Getting the-
    Wait what the, hold on hold on..
    *You just love the D don't you?* 💀

  • @junwonaiden
    @junwonaiden 2 роки тому +31

    2:02 lol hes forced to dance lol😂

  • @phillyswift516
    @phillyswift516 2 роки тому +59

    as an chinese person, this is relatable but funny as hell

    • @sweetiexoxo
      @sweetiexoxo 2 роки тому +1

      do you speak Cantonese mandarin and what dialect

  • @카와이__소녀
    @카와이__소녀 Рік тому +1

    Why is every Asian mom be like "be a doctor"

  • @skytrooper8888
    @skytrooper8888 7 місяців тому +1

    I feel like his mom actually said some of this though 😂😂

  • @kyliewaite1387
    @kyliewaite1387 2 роки тому +20

    Already in my head, walking around the house singing ‘Why my son can’t be da doctor? Da doctor?’ I’m sure I’m not alone!

  • @aimen87
    @aimen87 2 роки тому +7

    What the accident? "YOUUUU" 💀😂

  • @narohato1749
    @narohato1749 2 роки тому +13

    Just when I thought i couldn't love Asian Mom more. She goes ahead and does this. This woman can achieve ANYTHING.

  • @nointeraction-today
    @nointeraction-today Рік тому +2

    Bro the first lines are kinda fire 😂

  • @disney4024
    @disney4024 Рік тому +1

    Wdym bro this song amzing! Even with the quality

  • @SimuKiseru
    @SimuKiseru 2 роки тому +43

    You keep making my day with your vids. Hilarious af

  • @Zebedie01
    @Zebedie01 2 роки тому +10

    You want him to dance to your diss track, mann the savagery 🤣.

  • @aimen87
    @aimen87 2 роки тому +9

    "Even I'm better than YOU"....yeahhhh mommyyyyyyyy 😂

  • @GOOFYAHHOHIOCESAR
    @GOOFYAHHOHIOCESAR Рік тому

    I love how at the first part he was vibing but in the second part he was crying.

  • @islandgirl024
    @islandgirl024 7 місяців тому

    Bruh I didn't know Asian parents were so savage 🤣🤣🤣

  • @youtubecommentergal4346
    @youtubecommentergal4346 2 роки тому +13

    “He don't get an A plus. He get a B. McDonald employee.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @djbloxxygaming
    @djbloxxygaming 2 роки тому +17

    0:29 when the epic track starts

  • @xsoft_gachax6605
    @xsoft_gachax6605 2 роки тому +11

    ”what da hel is this tRash” got me 😂😂

  • @itzPinkrose23
    @itzPinkrose23 Рік тому

    I cant wait for the next track!! He needs a album

  • @chrisc2683
    @chrisc2683 6 місяців тому

    Made him dance to the beat of his own diss track. Thats a whole new level of thug right there 😂😂😂

  • @venusterr8351
    @venusterr8351 2 роки тому +8

    “He don’t eat the noodle or the kimchi, so i go beat him up and say my dog stepped on a bee” 😭💀

  • @cryptoagent6956
    @cryptoagent6956 2 роки тому +17

    0:53 is the best part

  • @vaibhavselvakumar4924
    @vaibhavselvakumar4924 2 роки тому +19

    1:45 😂 bruh a noice diss track if you cant understand English or else its emotional damage and yes the rap stuff is noice keep it up !!!!

  • @lia_not_found
    @lia_not_found Рік тому +5

    This should be the song of the century someone give this man a oscar

  • @Arx-734
    @Arx-734 Рік тому

    The way he vibin wit tears on his face😂😂😂lmfao

  • @catiethompson8655
    @catiethompson8655 2 роки тому +28

    Love it 😂 Had me laughing. Definitely hope there's more raps in future.

  • @venture1701
    @venture1701 2 роки тому +41

    I'm officially using this as my music while working out 💪

    • @gamerboi9692
      @gamerboi9692 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/dr29bul2qPE/v-deo.html

  • @gin7363
    @gin7363 2 роки тому +5

    this is insanely good you are so underrated

  • @timpearson4202
    @timpearson4202 7 місяців тому +1

    This is unironically catchy as hell. Been going through my head the past few days and I keep coming back to it

  • @ryanwu3187
    @ryanwu3187 5 місяців тому +1

    I like that part when it says * He get the B McDonald’s employee*

  • @jonalee5262
    @jonalee5262 2 роки тому +6

    Okay, this is SERIOUSLY too good. Give this man a million subscribers PLEASE

  • @themaidisstillatwork
    @themaidisstillatwork 2 роки тому +39

    HELL YES. MORE RAP CONTENT!!!💖

  • @Novaurawr
    @Novaurawr 2 роки тому +13

    Not gonna lie this is a bop for real, we need this in Spotify now.

  • @lightdolce
    @lightdolce 5 місяців тому +1

    1:17 His face 😭😭

  • @jocey777
    @jocey777 Рік тому +1

    Okay this highkey slaps 😭

  • @anoxerEdits
    @anoxerEdits 2 роки тому +23

    i showed this to my asian parents and uncle and aunty they laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @LiamTHT
    @LiamTHT 2 роки тому +9

    WE NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY please put it on spotify.

  • @ඞාඞා_ඞාඞා
    @ඞාඞා_ඞාඞා 2 роки тому +6

    What a banger track, I love to more videos like this. Btw here's a idea for the next video: "If Asian Teachers made a DISS TRACK on their Students"

  • @InterstellarFR
    @InterstellarFR Рік тому

    this video makes me greatful for that even if I have an aisan mom, she ain't disstracking me. i feel very thankful. thank you for existing Korean Comic. THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @stanzaschulz4339
    @stanzaschulz4339 Рік тому

    This is GOLD im showing it to everyone I know. Had me dying.

  • @Anna_MW
    @Anna_MW 2 роки тому +37

    I love my Mom - she always supports me in anything I do. I hope no Mom ever sang such a song to her child. Beside that - love the channel :)

  • @raylectro
    @raylectro 2 роки тому +6

    bro this is actually fire lmao
    edit: white karen mom vs asian mom next pls pls

  • @LocalTherianTwins
    @LocalTherianTwins 2 роки тому +77

    If this isn't put on Spotify, the Radio, and everything else,
    we gonna be mad, right?
    We should call it 'Da Doctah' and have his mom get a grammy award, and him
    Great rapping btw lol 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @juliatorre8803
      @juliatorre8803 Рік тому

      delete the "dance or i kill you" part

    • @ByrgenworthGraduate
      @ByrgenworthGraduate Рік тому +2

      May i ask what the original song is called if any???

    • @bloxlynn
      @bloxlynn Рік тому +1

      @@ByrgenworthGraduate there is none

  • @Youngmaps12
    @Youngmaps12 7 місяців тому

    Bro was born in a highway because that's were most accidents happen 😅😂

  • @msintutive8694
    @msintutive8694 7 місяців тому +1

    Omg!! I haven’t laughed so hard in 2024!!!👏🏾🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @someone2771
    @someone2771 2 роки тому +7

    This should be in spotify!

  • @Nash-An
    @Nash-An 2 роки тому +14

    why is it soo catchy 🤣im dancing

  • @Yerrnathalie
    @Yerrnathalie 2 роки тому +14

    i’m gonna listen to this on repeat for hours

  • @testing123.
    @testing123. 7 місяців тому +5

    1:20 KENDRICKS INSPO LOL

    • @Josh-dg6yb
      @Josh-dg6yb 6 місяців тому +1

      .. Dot fk 'em up. 😂

  • @boydvisionaryproductions6116

    Asian kids are traumatized I believe it 😂lol