this is funny, but it's also a really good way to highlight the major problem about these companies debuting minors
Yah it is funny and entertaining but depicts the sad reality about the company and the minors debuting , I just cannot understand the logic behind it and like the mental conditions of these minor artist because they have too long road to travel in this industry
@@asthasingh11 they get scared fr. like it's a dark place and most of the high-position people are adults well into their 30-40s who would take advantage of these kids if given a chance. it's a cruel place.
Baby monsters: 2024
Baby infants: 2033
NewJeans: 2024
NewBorns: 2033
Wtf has this world come to TT
Fertilized eggs : 2037
Sperms : 2038
Ovary: 2039
DNA : 2041
Protein:2043
amino acids: 2047
carbon atom:2050
Hydrogen atom:2056
Proton:2059
electron: 2064
quarks: 2069
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the fact that this is supposed to be sarcasm but I can definitely see it happening💀
Same. I couldn’t believe how young NewJeans members were. Didn’t know they could even debut at like 14-15 😭
@@alenamalysh12ye like that’s WAY too young like she’s in 7TH GRADE😭
That song really touched my soul. When he said "Goo goo gaga", I felt that. Truly the peak of lyricism.
For all those who don't understand the song
At the beginning it sounds like a happy song, but it actually has a dark meaning. The first sounds are of a baby crying. And tho some might find it cute, this explains how our daily life sadness is often just ignored. The next is " goo goo gaa gaa" which means utter confusion. The individual is so confused with life around him, he's starting to say all the stuff that doesn't have meaning. His words don't even make sense to himself. But he just keeps on talking , hoping that one person might understand him. The next line " eomma, appa" these are all the people he knows and he's deliberately asking for help, to be understood.
Hope it helped ❤❤ 1:16
Finally! A group with lyrics simple enough for me to sing along with! We stan!
“No, it’s deeper than you think, you’re just ignorant. 🙄” some idol worshippers
“main dancer, can he even walk?” took me out 😭
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''eUnG aE eUnG aE gOo gOo gAgA'' Such deep lyrics, absolutely touched my heart, I'm in tears! And the vocals are beyond majestic!
It was actually “Eung Ae Eung Ae” which is the baby crying sound onomatopoeia like “wah wah” in English 😂
I know right? The lyrics are so good, I can't wait for more songs from them!
“ MAIN DANCER CAN HE WALK!?” 🤚😭💀🤣
My favorite K-pop band is called Ultrasound. They're the cutest zygotes I've ever seen.
Bro I'm no longer "noona" I'm literally "eomma" at this point 💀💀
BABYINFANTS
DEBUT: Jan 5, 2033
DEBUT SONG: GOO GOO GA GA
FIRST ALBUM: INFANTS
RENEW CONTRACT OR DISBANDMENT DATE: Jan 5, 2037
Members:
Jihyun - Age: 6 - Leader, Lead Vocalist, Sub-Rapper - Birthday: May 31st, 2027
Hong-chun - Age: 4 - Sub-Vocalist, Lead Dancer
Henry - Age: 3 - FOTG, Visual, Main Rapper
Yeoseok - Age: 3 - Main Dancer, Visual
Hyun-su - Age: 2 - Main Vocalist, Lead Rapper
Cho-bok - Age: 1 - Visual, Maknae, Sub-Vocalist
Members that have left the group:
Jong-sun - Age: 1 day
Hyun-shi - Age: 1 nanosecond
Members that will be added:
Shu-bok - Age: 2 - Date expected to be added: Dec 12, 2033
Tae-shun - Age: 1 - Date expected to be added: Dec 18, 2033
Edit/News: BABYINFANTS expected to get over 5M views in the first week of debuting. There has also been new songs added to the album:
5 new songs: 처음으로 걷기 (Walking For The First Time), 구구 (Googoo), 적어도 난 춤을 추고 있어, 처음으로 걷기 (Walking For The First Time: Reverb Remix), 처음으로 걷기 (Walking For The First Time: BABYINFANTS Remix)
NEWS: It is Jihyun's birthday! (May 31st, 2027!)
He is now 6!
Happy birthday to Jihyun!
I will never forget when Hyun-shi was born on-stage, it's just too bad it didn't work out and he left the group after 1 nanosecond to go to the NICU but I'm glad he put his health first❤
@@krewbiessI'm just praying that your joke stays a joke and not become real by 2033
"WHY ARE Y'ALL DEBUTING BABIES? 😨"
@@ABittyBee Bro BTS is like 30 and Kpop is not just BTS fyi. stop embarrassing yourself bruh 💀💀
"bEing sEen with oTher wOmen is so diSresPectful"
The women is his mother 💀
"MAIN DANCER? CAN HE EVEN WALK?!"
Had me dying 💀 on the floor
@itz_supegirl9057If that's the case then I'm the best dancer in the world,No hate to K-Pop I kinda like some of their songs and dances but this is WILD!!!
@@BloxyBEEP nah we are partners and we dance right after the beat and we win every competition
@@_StrayKidsForever_ Who??? Uhmm it was really long ago when I wrote this comment so I don't remember...🤨
the maknae is the youngest k-pop idol ever fr💀💀💀
The fact that it's happening now with that survival show for girls aged 3-15 is crazy
That baby may be young, but his voice is already deep enough that you can convince me he's actually an adult.
I have to say, this group is incredibly talented the song lyrics "eUnG aE eUnG aE gOo gOo gAgA'' are truly wise words uttered in this messed up world, brought me to tears! Such majestic voices with great messages
The audio production was actually cooking
“His photo card is sleeping on the couch tonight” is insane 💀
Literally every K-pop Stan who owns a photo card when their faves are hanging out with the opposite it’s gender..
"BABY MONSTER 💀? WHAT IS THIS? 2024?"
People laugh about this but this is exactly how kpop stans nowadays talk about 1st gen idols😭
7 all rounders
7 visuals
7 dance kings
They write, produce AND sing live vocals!!!!
-Kpop stans everywhere
I was dead at the ultrasounds 😂
Group name: Newborns
Fandom name: Embryos
Fandom colors: black and white (because of the ultrasound images 😂)
Debut song: *WAAAAAAH T~T*
Company: Infant-astic Entertainment
Sunbae/seniors: Baby Infants (hiatus because of controversy), Under Five (a girl group of five members who are all under five years old) and The Preschool Kids (a co-ed group with a graduation system when the members reach five years old).
When the song start playing that took me out 🤣
9th Gen Kpop-
“Oh they will debut soon, we just need to wait the our maknae to get a life”
“eunyae eunyae eunyae goo goo ga ga”
This lyrics is so touching,I almost cried,the meaning behind the lyrics is so deep and inspiring
Their new album "crying when hungry" is such a bop fr
@@dystopianarson3042 nah “mum’s breastmilk goes hard” is their best release
"eunyea eunyea goo goo gaga" killed me 💀😭
ive been non stop laughing for 15 minutes
@@MaddieFishblob I'm coming here at least a few times a week. jrkghsrlekh
"Can he even WaLk"
Got me rolling
Main Dancer?! Can He Even Walk? Got Me Rollin Bruh😭.
He not only showed the problem of debuting minors,also showed the problem of meaningless lyrics and kicking out idols for stupid reasons.What a legand!
Edit: That's the highest likes i ever got thank u all😁✨
1k?Wait What!!!???Thank u sooo much all!
Ofc i am not gonna say typical things like other hehe😉
FIRST OF ALL. Stupid reasons are not true, like bullying or committing crimes if you search them up lots of kpop artist done that
@@yasmineguerin2852 while i agree many idols did bad things, many other were also either falsely accused of something or like the other person said, DID get hated for dumb reasons. Like Chen for having a wife and kid, tzuyu for waving her own country's flag, or Yeri for crying at a funeral. And dont get me started on false accusations like when mina falsely accused jimin of bullying and ruined her career or Park Bom drug scandal where she took meds for her adhd her doctor in the states prescribed for her. What you see on the internet is not always true
@@bokuwatobi8399 all im saying is to take everything on the internet with a grain of salt. People take sides too quickly and vilify others without knowing the full story
@@yasmineguerin2852 believing someone is a bully without proof a tormenting them makes you worse than a bully
kpop trends r so hard to keep up with to the point where the companies have to grab the ones in infancy
@@shreyaditasingh6476 Have you ever listened to a vocaloid song? Did you like that song? That's MAVE. MAVE is nothing more than a virtual group, and their concept is literally nothing new. Virtual Idols have existed for forever, and K-Pop is simply capitalizing on the creative freedom not being "real" offers
POV: at the age of 20 I am too old for audition in kpop
Bro dropped us a fire baby beat and left us without a blanket 💀💀💀
Kpop songs have changed drastically over the years, and that's probably a good sign, considering how fast times are changing right now.
I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
@@osmanokasha4319 its a bot, you can tell, I usually don't call people bots buuut I can tell this one is...
the goo-goo ga-ga song was fire with deep lyrics that managed to pierce my soul.
what are you talking about it didnt touch my heart it peirced into my soul
I love the fact the outro was "EuNg YeAh (x2) GoOgOo GaGa". It's a touching, deep, and quite peaceful, lyrics. The tune was absolutely perfect, I can't wait for the next release. I hope the next upcoming bands also make masterpieces like these. And the vocal effects too were just 👏🏻❤
💀💀 Rlly the community then 💀💀💀
Im crying rnlike the one part when they sang "nye, nye, gogo gaga" really touched my inner feelings
I love how you highlighted the problem in such a good way. Hope kpop fans just don't run on train and hyping groups who didn't even debuted and are teenagers
You can’t argue that Baby Infants did so well on those goo goo ga ga 🥺 no wonder they debuted at such a young age! Such talents! I’m happy to be alive 🥹👏🤣
They are happy to be alive too, it is still such a novel and refreshing change for them
I’m so glad my dad’s condom broke so that i could listen to this song🥺👏👏
1:19 that's exactly me when I hear my friends talking about things that I am not into. 😂
EnGyEA enGyeA gOo gOo gaGA” so meaningful behind these words started making me tear up 😢 so meaningful and emotional
My 4 month old is dancing to this 😂😂😂😂😂
Make sure a kpop company doesn't see him dance or he'll get a contract lol
his photocard is sleeping on the couch tonight LOL
The predebut photos!😂
I'm so excited for newborns debut I've been following them since before they were conceived. I'm so proud of they're development 😍
pre-debut photo *shows sonogram 😂😂😂
"googoo gaagaa" has an artistic expression and a deeper meaning
2:35 AHAHAHA
babymonster haven’t debuted yet and they are literally everywhere 😭
@@viclusiv Thats a different case but they are literally everywhere for excellent presence , rapping and vocals
This is such hilarious and brilliant commentary on kpop groups. You made me literally laugh out loud at least 4 times, much to my cat's annoyance. And your "Oh for f*ck's sake!" face kills me every time.
Bro got cancelled before his career even started
0:08😂😂😂😂 it's all about the new baby infants 🫰🏼💞👌🏼
The video was too funny I can’t 🤣🤣 but it also states a lot of true facts about KPop Industry, it really is an issue having groups being more and more younger so thank you for this 🙏🏻
Tbh there are older kpop groups that have members that debuted very young too!! It's really problematic and it seems like this issue is being brought up recently(?) more frequently
@@delusionalfan for them it was usually the maknaes that were underage and the others well adults or 18 at least but now the oldest are mostly 17/18 and the maknaes are 13/14.
it's so fucked up. so ig people are now noticing it.
and i never really liked how older group's maknaes were so young too. like their barely keeping it together with their homework and idol life but now we got groups who might as well be middle schoolers.
Yes, they should make a minimum age for debuting, like 17 or 18 at least, no less.
Considering how much the members get s*xualized, the intense training and overall pressure from fans, the company, social media, etc
@@hazelmint6671 Should this apply to all industries then? Because it seems like Kpop gets vilified for things that happen in the entertainment industry at large
@@delusionalfan The problem is that groups that debut have MOST of the members as minors now. Before it was only 1 to 3 members, but as of 4th gen, the entire group is just full of minors. And keep in mind that the age to be a legal adult in South Korea is 19. NewJeans all debuted as minors, Minji (the eldest) literally JUST turned 19 like a week ago. And in a new group, Xikers, 7 of the 10 members are still minors.
1:11 is when the music starts and OHHHH THE SONG IS SO GOOD LIKE THE ''NnyEe NnYeA nNyea gOo GoO gAgA" MUAH! I KEPT REPREATING THE SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN! ISTG WE NEED THE FULL VERSION!!!!!
okay but the googoogaga song actually slaps lolll
sorry, Jin-Woo hasn’t been conceived yet, their world tour will be delayed by nine months…
This song, it made me think and look back at my life decisions. “Enyæ goo goo Gaga”, might sound like not much but, my heart sings along with this inspiring, never ending piece.
Lyrics:
응애 응애
응애 응애
응애 Goo Goo Ga Ga
응애 응애
응애 으애
응애 응애 Goo Goo Ga Ga
Goo Goo Ga Ga (응애)
Goo Goo Ga Ga
엄마 오빠 아빠 ?? 엄마 오빠
1:13 how am i even gonna get this out of my headddddd!😂😂
"NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH GOO GOO GAA GAA" 💀💀💀💀💀
"Main Dancer?! Can He even Walk" Had me dying😂😂😂
That “gOo gOo GaGa” and “omma oppa appa” really touched me. It brought me to tears 🥹
Imagine the babies have to go on diet cause they can't look fat💀
MAIN DANCER? CAN HE EVEN WALK???? 😭😭😭 HAD ME CACKLING
WHY WAS THIS BEAT ACTUALLY KINDA HARD?!?! 😭 😂
Irene is like the prime example of when you SHOULD debut. Especially with all the creepy ass problems surrounding new jeans, it’s so weird
KISS OF LIFE & FIFTY-FIFTY had a good debut age (everyone is above 18)
“…bruh” 😂😂😂
1:46 friday night funkin of course bro
"eomma appa"
Such a deep motivational lyric
The song was actually good😂
the song was actually FIREEEEEE🔥🔥🔥
0:57 All of them is the maknae💀😂
song armageddon is pretty good
We need the full version pleaseee its fireeeee GOOGOOGAGAGA!!
2:40 I DIEDD💀💀💀
"this group will be called newborns"💀
In 2050 the group won't even be out of the womb yet 💀
No because that can actually happen 💀
Silence was kinda loud when he showed the ultrasounds.
Kudos to you for showing the whole k-pop industry in few minutes. I'm a k-pop stan but they really can debut 2-3 year olds after some years!
And this is the main singer , omg it's so cute....
*Picture of a pregnant woman tummy *
okkk, but why is this song such a banger tho... like damn-
"HE'S MY BABY" 😭✨
HE SPOKE FACTS
I expected their music to be baby shark💀💀✋.
(BUT THAT WAS GOOD TOO)
Imagine what 2035 is gonna be like... groups are gonna be literal infants after being out of the room💀
0:51 at this part i would have said " MaIn VOCaliSt?? what he would sing? gogo GAGA?"
8th gen kpop:
“sorry, our maknae is still in the womb so we will have to postpone our debut!”
LOL
BYE
Lol
😭😭 help
Nah 💀