One of the best and worst things about the internet is that it doesn't matter how out there a concept is there's always someone that's going to immediately figure out how to take it into its logical conclusion
That's basically the entire reason why I have passion to learn English. The sheer professionalism and charismatic tone while describing the most ridiculous and detached from reality things just hits my funny nerve the right way.
Anatidaephobia: fear that a duck or goose may be watching you/keeping tabs on you Queunliskanphilia: love saliva or spitting or even getting spit on (edited after suggestions from replies)
Anatidaephobia isn't actually a real phobia. It was a joke made up in a comic strip. A fear of ducks or geese would actually be considered a subtype of ornithophobia, the fear of birds.
@@irmatroll better than all those peace Nobel prizes to people that don't actually have achievements deserving of them. What, is _not starting wars_ good enough?
Alternatively, imagine the troubles someone who has both a phobia and philia of the same thing must go through. Like, George has arachnophobia, is deathly afraid of spiders, but he must carry the heavy burden of being incredibly attracted to that spussy. This was the moment that George truly became Spiders Georg.
@@unsightedmetal6857 he's crying because he knows and I know that the ducks are the one thing *one thing* for which the density of the cube does not prepare one for for how can one who has mearly swallowed tungsten daily for the past year even hope to compete with one who was born in it who carries the burden of it everyday and yet still manages to fly how can we take comfort in a world of bubblewrap and tissue paper when there is one for whom even tungsten is as light as any one of its feathers no such a creature who has surpassed each one of us measly mortals can strangle life out with the bubblewrap and it sees us trying to approach its level of understanding of density and like with the tower of babel all those years ago it will strike us down so hark flee for the security tungsten provides us naught but an illusion and it is only by asking forgiveness and forsaking our human shell joining once again with our feathered brotheren that we may be forgiven and granted true understanding of density
@@toekneemart5597 Try as he could to make every burden feel like a feather, make everything light, he couldn't Tungsten can't account for every burden, not the ones that weigh in your mind and gut, even if you swallow the Tungsten, it won't relieve the pain The only option would be lodging the Tungsten in mind, bashing it right through the skull which keeps everything in.
Ignoring the comment I made a little before this one, it's poetic The burden of secrets is, ironically, the one thing the Tungsten cube can't do, the cube made to remove burdens, fails so easily. It's funny.
I thought it was going to be about how phobias and philias are, in some way, the same emotion. How fear and excitement are, in fact, two sides of the same coin. How many times has someone conquered a fear only to become enamored with the subject of that fear? We can't deny it. When fear subsides, love is set free from its fetters. If we stop hiding from the monsters and start fucking them, we can become whole.
I feed ducks bready peices of goodness fistycuff sized lumps, at my pond, my neighbour's pond, my local pond, my city pond, my vacation pond, my work pond, my tourist attraction pond, and occasionally, a regular pond. Will that be taken into consideration by the Duck council or are they just full of Quacks?
Antidaephobia is one of my favorite phobias, and there is only one that i think is funnier, being hippopottomonstrosesquipideliaphobia, which is the fear of long words
I find it honestly and unironically lovely to see people be able to write beautiful poems, stories or full on pieces of literature based on the most random matters.
I actually very loosely somewhat have this. I'm terrified of plant roots, but my favorite pop is root beer, which is made from the roots of sassafras trees, and I also like french fries, tator tots, and hash browns, all of which are potato products, which are tubers, a type of plant root. Ironic.
@@Engardian This ended up being quite long, but if you really want an explanation, read on: Well on the few occasions I have held plant roots, I remember there being a fear that it would begin to grow rapidly and entangle and constrict me. Obviously, I know this to be impossible on a logical level, but fear has a tendency to override rational thought in favor of getting you to safety, which is an issue with irrational fears of things that are harmless to begin with. Also it might be worth noting that, based on my limited experience, my fear extends somewhat to vines, specifically the thick kind that grow in forests and jungles that wrap around trees and tighten, essentially "choking" and killing them. I recall feeling uneasy the one time I was around those. But I'm mostly fine with things like grapevines, though I would prefer not to hold the vine for extended periods of time. Also, when it comes to barky tree roots that are close to the base of the trunk and stick out of the ground a little, I can be near and even stand on those just fine, and I can even touch them with my bare hand, though I prefer not to do that last one. But if a tree is uprooted (or if a tree is growing near the side of a cliff and the roots stick out of the cliff) I'm not going anywhere near those roots.
Haha, I'm ten steps ahead of you, my phobia and my philia are the exact same thing! (a creepy ghost girl suddenly appearing in my bed underneath the covers with me, like that one scene from The Grudge)
slightly disappointed they didn't go for philophobia and phobiphilia - that would've been horrific - trust me I know, it's when you find narcissism repulsive and like psychology but would rather live on the moon to avoid being mistaken for one of them humans
Philophobia - *a fear of love* Phobophilia - *a love of fears* There is not phobilia, as far as I know, and your explanation does not seems to correlate with these from what I see.
I was about to say "how is it that someone has enough time to write that novel" and then I remembered that I had enough time to listen to it. ....... I need a life.
Cropophilia and germphobia are two things that shouldn't be on the same human. But somehow I manage to find these two diverging world inside one person, when I was dating a woman that was graduating in Psychology. The guy was realy creep and weird looking, but his clothing was always fresh and clean as new.
i actually know a lot about philias as an avid kinkster, i aim to grow my knowledge and become an educator on safe kink and fetish, but i am also a huge psychology nerd and i always like to work out where philias come from. my current theory is that fetishes are inate, but kinks come from the need to add more adrenaline to their sexual intercourse. adrenaline is the fear, love, lust, and anger hormone after all, so it would make sense for people to try and add fear and anger to their lust to make it stronger.
Huh, that’s very interesting, as someone also interested in matters related to psychology (although mainly philosophy, their connections are arguable but very inevitable, no?) the SO to multiple kinksters (the polyamory is *strong*), I can’t believe I’ve never given the subject much thought
To anyone who is too lazy to google: Luposlipaphobia is the fear of being chased by timber wolves while running around a kitchen table wearing socks on a freshly waxed floor Hippopotomosmgdtychvsafcjvrduvaadcgcjvphobia is the fear of long words Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes
@@axuwu6939 Hey, simple question, can you see your answer? I can see it if I touch my notification for it, but not if I just look at the answers normally.
@@Kromosios Huh, I can see my own answer, but I had the same thing happen to me earlier today with someone’s comment in my notifs, so maybe it’s a youtube glitch?
@@axuwu6939 I'd be more inclined to belive it to be automatic censorship due to key words or phrases. I've heard of it before, but never saw it first hand. UA-cam in all it's glory.
I think the fact that this was posted on Reddit make this even more valuable of a gem, due to its immense rarity. It's not everyday that you find redditors with this level of literary and sense of humor.
idk. if anything this kinda comment i find *most often* posted on reddit. -- copypasta-esque, not really addressing its parent comment, literary in nature, etc. etc.
I actually had a similar epiphany after having severe heartache at the beginning of a relationship. It was anxiety but it felt exactly the same as extreme attraction and affection for someone.
Although commonly considered the fear of a duck watching you somewhere, somehow, anatidaephobia by name would be the fear of the family of water birds including ducks, swans, and geese(anatidae)...
I thought this was going to be a very different kind of video, one where you overcome fears by means of making them lewd, kinda like exposure therapy. (This works btw) Was still a fantastic video!
So according to my casual googling, most birds do have salivary glands, it's just unusual for them to be well developed in water fowl specifically, because their food is already wet.
So basically horror movie heroes and in some games have both phobiaphilia and philiaphobia.. schizophrenics, or always on drugs, adrenaline.. probably philiaphilia and phobiaphobia too
for those who don't know, queunliskanphobia is the fear of spitting or saliva, and anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere a duck/goose is watching you
*yesterday i bought a phobia and traded it for a philia. john's story is about manifesting that philia so that the phobia has a solid backstory to it.*
I thought this would be about having a reluctant fetish on a fear of yours, like having a phobia of the idea of the extra terrestrial yet crushing on alien characters like Liara. Can philia also just mean normal fascination/obsession? I'm more used to hearing it in perverted attraction terms.
Yes it can, actually. Bibliophiles, cinemaphiles, and audiophiles are people that have a vested interest in books, films, and audio respectively. Audiophile has also been used to refer to people with a great interest in music, but it more generally refers to audio itself.
If you take the definition of phobia & just replace the word ‘fear’ w/ ‘arousal’ you basically get the definition of philia. Funny how that works innit?
I have no idea what any of those phobias or philias mean and I don't want to scar myself by searching them. I'll just not get this video forever then...
I think usually when people don't know a word, they pause the video and spend 1 second looking it up, or just skip the video if they're lazy, rather than finish the whole thing with no idea what's going on and then publicly admit that, but who am I to judge
@@alakani There's no point in searching a word that's literally a random latin word postfixed with -phobia/-philia and is never used by any sane human being. Also designing the video with the idea that the viewer has to close and reopen youtube like 4 times is really dumb.
@@lonelybookworm I mean I didn't really know them either but context clues such as the entire freaking story being about spit and ducks looking at you might be a hint if you're really that bad at search engines
@@alakani Yeah, I used context clues to understand the video, just wanted to tell creator a user (viewer) experience flaw so that the future videos like this one would be more comfortable to watch
I figured out how to say something kinda funny; ''I want the philia.'' Go on. Say it. It's ok. Kinda sounds like you're saying ''I want to feel ya!'', doesn't it? I thought it was kinda funny at least. Sure, it's not a fun fact you wanna through out at a party, but that's fine. Maybe it works on your weird friends when they're drunk/high. Remeber it for the relevant convo or just keep it your private little amusement. At least know you know you might not want to shout it too loud. People might get the wrong idea - but maybe in a good way? :)
Believe it or not, that's actually a thing it's the whole reason the "stepbro I'm stuck in the washing machine" thing exists And it actually is known as claustrophilila lol
@@alakani Often in repeated chile sax you all abe yous, if that actiity is needed to be loved, or something close to that, one may idealize it, even if it is uncomfortable and scary sometimes. (That might lead to hyper sax duallity.) If you add to that combination: fear or violins or objectification, one may develop a sax you all philia of those.
How fowl!
I agree how fowl!
How fowl!
How fowl!
fowl
John should immigrate to Turkey.
One of the best and worst things about the internet is that it doesn't matter how out there a concept is there's always someone that's going to immediately figure out how to take it into its logical conclusion
Thanks for putting into words the reason I love the internet so much.
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That's basically the entire reason why I have passion to learn English. The sheer professionalism and charismatic tone while describing the most ridiculous and detached from reality things just hits my funny nerve the right way.
I've seen far more illogical conclusions. There is nothing so good that someone somewhere won't try to discharge explosive diarrhea all over it.
A bit yeah.
I think phobiaphilia is an actual thing and it's the attraction to fears
wow i hate this world
Otherwise known as the Crane Effect
In that case philliophobia is also a thing. Fear of attractions.
So... is there a philiaphobia? Like... having the fear of being attracted to something? This world is confusing!
@@micryt. That's just fear of love, which is a thing
Anatidaephobia: fear that a duck or goose may be watching you/keeping tabs on you
Queunliskanphilia: love saliva or spitting or even getting spit on
(edited after suggestions from replies)
thank you!
"An irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you"
Wait so does Queunliskanphilia mean; Loving spit and spitting on anything, or loving to spit on specifically ducks?
@@exammole4545 Wouldn't you like to know, spit boy
Anatidaephobia isn't actually a real phobia. It was a joke made up in a comic strip.
A fear of ducks or geese would actually be considered a subtype of ornithophobia, the fear of birds.
Before my 1% of battery runs out I would like to say that my biggest phobia is
Lemme guess, having high% battery?
Oh wow, comments that automatically posts themselves.
@@MisterJohnDoe 2022, next year the houses will build themselves
Damnit, I looked in the replies to find the answer
The fear of finishing sentences
I relate to John. He seems like a nice guy. He knows things that the ducks know he knows and that I now know that I didn’t know.
You...want to be spit on and are afraid of ducks?
John could only know that you now know that you didn't know if he watched you watch them, did they see you?
who knew
@@codygarland6365 John
And now we don't know what we don't know and we won't know what we don't know and won't see
A lot of random people in the internet deserve Nobel Prizes for writing masterpieces such as this.
@@irmatroll yup, I do believe so. The ammount of joy and satisfaction such people radiate through their posts is other-worldly.
@@irmatroll better than all those peace Nobel prizes to people that don't actually have achievements deserving of them. What, is _not starting wars_ good enough?
@@ivantheterrible7696 until people actually learn a damn thing from that, yes, it is enough
maybe an ignobel prize
Or a pulitzer prize
I totally thought this was gonna tell me how to make a fear into a fetish
Ya know, I have very mixed feelings about my ex wife trying to murder me
@@alakani
“My ex wife still missed me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER”
@@exammole4545
*Awkward silence*
"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"You see it's funny because marriage is horrible!"
I'm worried you might have a fetish for that kind of thing
ah, i love how fandoms can really meet up anywhere at any time. completely unscheduled too.
I have, albeit unintentionally, learned things I don't think I was ready to know.
Alternatively, imagine the troubles someone who has both a phobia and philia of the same thing must go through. Like, George has arachnophobia, is deathly afraid of spiders, but he must carry the heavy burden of being incredibly attracted to that spussy.
This was the moment that George truly became Spiders Georg.
You can still delete this
"Spussy" is perhaps the most cursed thing I've heard since the Yogscast unveiled "Grussy" last December.
@@ComXDude what's that
Shoot those webs, spider kun
@ComXDude my Grussy is yours, phil
This and the tungsten cube is probably my favourite
I'm crying
Same
Except I'm not crying. It was still very funny though!
@@unsightedmetal6857 he's crying because he knows and I know that the ducks are the one thing *one thing* for which the density of the cube does not prepare one for for how can one who has mearly swallowed tungsten daily for the past year even hope to compete with one who was born in it who carries the burden of it everyday and yet still manages to fly how can we take comfort in a world of bubblewrap and tissue paper when there is one for whom even tungsten is as light as any one of its feathers no such a creature who has surpassed each one of us measly mortals can strangle life out with the bubblewrap and it sees us trying to approach its level of understanding of density and like with the tower of babel all those years ago it will strike us down so hark flee for the security tungsten provides us naught but an illusion and it is only by asking forgiveness and forsaking our human shell joining once again with our feathered brotheren that we may be forgiven and granted true understanding of density
@@toekneemart5597 Try as he could to make every burden feel like a feather, make everything light, he couldn't
Tungsten can't account for every burden, not the ones that weigh in your mind and gut, even if you swallow the Tungsten, it won't relieve the pain
The only option would be lodging the Tungsten in mind, bashing it right through the skull which keeps everything in.
Ignoring the comment I made a little before this one, it's poetic
The burden of secrets is, ironically, the one thing the Tungsten cube can't do, the cube made to remove burdens, fails so easily.
It's funny.
"The salvation of salivation"
I'm in love with this sentence ❤️
*God I love alliteration-*
wtf
The salvation of salivation is an amazing alliteration to help this nation-wide occasion of grammatical desolation caused by under-stimulation
@@exotic1405 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶
@@bolmobelo GELP WHY DOES THAT RHYME
I thought it was going to be about how phobias and philias are, in some way, the same emotion. How fear and excitement are, in fact, two sides of the same coin.
How many times has someone conquered a fear only to become enamored with the subject of that fear? We can't deny it. When fear subsides, love is set free from its fetters.
If we stop hiding from the monsters and start fucking them, we can become whole.
I think you need some duck spit to cool you down
“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
I'm down to do some monster _tennis_
@@arctohru wait, this isn't tennis...
This would just be motivational if not for the last statement.
With it, it's horny, memey, AND motivational!
That man literally said "fuck it" and unleashed his inner Dostoevsky
I thought it was gonna be like arachnophobia to arachnophilia
tfw you have arachnophobia but don't want to blacklist "spiders" because of Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) or Muffet (Undertale)... The struggle is real.
Yeah
@@minette36 e621 scars.
When you know of Shiraori and her struggles to survive and now you cant kill spiders so you sit there in an eternal struggle of what to do
Spider scary -> Spider useful -> Spider nrutrality -> Spider reluctant admiration -> Spider Tsun Tsun (BAKA!) -> Spider aquaintances -> Spider friend -> Spider Best friend -> Spider First man at wedding -> Spider helps give support when wife divorces with kids -> Spider rehablitates hooman -> Spider motivates hooman -> Spider grows old -> Spider last words say ro stay strong -> Spider remembered forvere
Never challenge the internet to make up something impossible. They'll do it in heartbeat 😂
1:54 *"I fear no men, but that duck... It scares me"*
It's judging my soul, seeing whether or not i'm innocent or guilty
@@i.d.9754 I'm probably innocent.
Are you talking about Donald Duck, the most powerful Final Fantasy mage?
antidaephobia?
This felt longer than it actually was, and that’s kind of scary.
That duck knows every sin I’ve ever committed. It knows yours, too.
And I know its sins
So we are even
Compared to a duck, I'm a saint.
Like God knows
I feed ducks bready peices of goodness fistycuff sized lumps, at my pond, my neighbour's pond, my local pond, my city pond, my vacation pond, my work pond, my tourist attraction pond, and occasionally, a regular pond.
Will that be taken into consideration by the Duck council or are they just full of Quacks?
@@The_Rising_Dragon I hate to be the person to tell you this, but bread is actually really bad for ducks so if anything you’ve made it worse
Antidaephobia is one of my favorite phobias, and there is only one that i think is funnier, being hippopottomonstrosesquipideliaphobia, which is the fear of long words
AAAAAAAA
I find it honestly and unironically lovely to see people be able to write beautiful poems, stories or full on pieces of literature based on the most random matters.
I have a playlist for comment sections with people like this. You want me to make it public?
@@waluigihentailover6926 PLEASE DO
@@waluigihentailover6926make it public, this kind of shit is unironically fire
@@saraicontreras4257 It’s public now!
I actually very loosely somewhat have this. I'm terrified of plant roots, but my favorite pop is root beer, which is made from the roots of sassafras trees, and I also like french fries, tator tots, and hash browns, all of which are potato products, which are tubers, a type of plant root. Ironic.
What about plant roots frightens you?
@@Engardian This ended up being quite long, but if you really want an explanation, read on:
Well on the few occasions I have held plant roots, I remember there being a fear that it would begin to grow rapidly and entangle and constrict me. Obviously, I know this to be impossible on a logical level, but fear has a tendency to override rational thought in favor of getting you to safety, which is an issue with irrational fears of things that are harmless to begin with.
Also it might be worth noting that, based on my limited experience, my fear extends somewhat to vines, specifically the thick kind that grow in forests and jungles that wrap around trees and tighten, essentially "choking" and killing them. I recall feeling uneasy the one time I was around those. But I'm mostly fine with things like grapevines, though I would prefer not to hold the vine for extended periods of time. Also, when it comes to barky tree roots that are close to the base of the trunk and stick out of the ground a little, I can be near and even stand on those just fine, and I can even touch them with my bare hand, though I prefer not to do that last one. But if a tree is uprooted (or if a tree is growing near the side of a cliff and the roots stick out of the cliff) I'm not going anywhere near those roots.
@@KingNedya 🥔
@@TheYeetedMeat you monster
well well, I have a fear of plant leaves… with our powers combined, we shall never go outdoors again.
“Salvation of projectile salivation,” is an amazing sentence.
Some of these redditors should become writers I could literally visualize the story in my head unlike most books
You must be reading some shity books then
Dune
Haha, I'm ten steps ahead of you, my phobia and my philia are the exact same thing! (a creepy ghost girl suddenly appearing in my bed underneath the covers with me, like that one scene from The Grudge)
Dead huh
DUDE YOUR LIFE MUST BE HELL
Same, those Japanese horror girls like Sadako are always too cute.
I'm scaroused.
@@_-Lx-_ if you live in Japan it's not really arousing to encounter one of those (they are legit real)
@@sultan9givewey Even if they are, you know that your word means nothing right?
I’m confused and i’m scared.
John isn't doing too good over there
silicon_based is a genius
So is AlarmWhich for the prompt, twas beautiful
For a specific reference: I'd love to see the story animated with Noel and Subaru. You can't convince me it wouldn't work with their characters.
oh god
dear god
Y E S
...
If i were more skillful at animating i half would go create that, but i know full well i won't
But yes
slightly disappointed they didn't go for philophobia and phobiphilia - that would've been horrific - trust me I know, it's when you find narcissism repulsive and like psychology but would rather live on the moon to avoid being mistaken for one of them humans
Philophobia - *a fear of love*
Phobophilia - *a love of fears*
There is not phobilia, as far as I know, and your explanation does not seems to correlate with these from what I see.
Being scared of love and love fear sounds like you’d be constantly be super anxious but also really aroused.
@@grayanddevpdx yo...
Jeanyleavingophobia.
Jeanystayingophilia
It’s spelled Jeaney
I was about to say "how is it that someone has enough time to write that novel" and then I remembered that I had enough time to listen to it.
....... I need a life.
Pov: you have *Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia*
In one moment I was expecting "They don't know that we know they know we know"
The image of that duck staring into my SOUL at the end was…..
*Terrifying*
Just the humor I needed before bed. And with such reverence it is your voice that carries the poor yet distinct story of John
Fun fact: philophobia is the irrational fear of falling in love. It's usually linked to some sort of trauma.
imagine philophilia
@@mozzeralleh That sounds awesome.
Imagine Phobophilia.
Cropophilia and germphobia are two things that shouldn't be on the same human. But somehow I manage to find these two diverging world inside one person, when I was dating a woman that was graduating in Psychology. The guy was realy creep and weird looking, but his clothing was always fresh and clean as new.
i actually know a lot about philias as an avid kinkster, i aim to grow my knowledge and become an educator on safe kink and fetish, but i am also a huge psychology nerd and i always like to work out where philias come from. my current theory is that fetishes are inate, but kinks come from the need to add more adrenaline to their sexual intercourse. adrenaline is the fear, love, lust, and anger hormone after all, so it would make sense for people to try and add fear and anger to their lust to make it stronger.
Huh, that’s very interesting, as someone also interested in matters related to psychology (although mainly philosophy, their connections are arguable but very inevitable, no?) the SO to multiple kinksters (the polyamory is *strong*), I can’t believe I’ve never given the subject much thought
Luposlipaphobia is another one to remember.
And Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Don't forget aibohphobia.
To anyone who is too lazy to google:
Luposlipaphobia is the fear of being chased by timber wolves while running around a kitchen table wearing socks on a freshly waxed floor
Hippopotomosmgdtychvsafcjvrduvaadcgcjvphobia is the fear of long words
Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes
@@axuwu6939 Hey, simple question, can you see your answer? I can see it if I touch my notification for it, but not if I just look at the answers normally.
@@Kromosios Huh, I can see my own answer, but I had the same thing happen to me earlier today with someone’s comment in my notifs, so maybe it’s a youtube glitch?
@@axuwu6939 I'd be more inclined to belive it to be automatic censorship due to key words or phrases. I've heard of it before, but never saw it first hand.
UA-cam in all it's glory.
“I’m scared of children-”
“NO! NO MORE!”
I think the fact that this was posted on Reddit make this even more valuable of a gem, due to its immense rarity. It's not everyday that you find redditors with this level of literary and sense of humor.
idk. if anything this kinda comment i find *most often* posted on reddit. -- copypasta-esque, not really addressing its parent comment, literary in nature, etc. etc.
@@sbp4215 Reddit and Tumblr are the two places I see it most often, but it's usually Tumblr
It's awesome when you read entire threads.
I actually had a similar epiphany after having severe heartache at the beginning of a relationship. It was anxiety but it felt exactly the same as extreme attraction and affection for someone.
The "Salvation of projectile salivation" is the most beautiful yet disgusting thing I've ever heard
I'm uncomfy with the energy we created in the studio today
Homie just written a manifesto on duck spew.
Although commonly considered the fear of a duck watching you somewhere, somehow, anatidaephobia by name would be the fear of the family of water birds including ducks, swans, and geese(anatidae)...
Phobophilia : love of fear
Philophobia : fear of love
It started to rain super heavily during you reading this, made it even more dramatical.
I think I just figured out how "Ducks: and, how to make them pay" came to be.
I thought this was going to be a very different kind of video, one where you overcome fears by means of making them lewd, kinda like exposure therapy. (This works btw)
Was still a fantastic video!
Okay, but tnat duck was staring straight at us... the only creatures that do that, are predetors...
I think I just learned some words
1:00...And they know that john knows that they know that he knows
when he said "spitful" i was like, i think the guy meant spiteful, but then he read the whole thing
So according to my casual googling, most birds do have salivary glands, it's just unusual for them to be well developed in water fowl specifically, because their food is already wet.
Fun fact: The original meanings of phillia and phobia are 'obsession with' and 'aversion to'. Oh, how terms shift over time.
Beautiful rendition of a modern masterpiece 👏
So basically horror movie heroes and in some games have both phobiaphilia and philiaphobia.. schizophrenics, or always on drugs, adrenaline.. probably philiaphilia and phobiaphobia too
I really love these longer ones
This is a friendly reminder that all phobias can be philias and vice versa.
We've done it bois. The human machine is complete and the sentence and utterances required for the gestalt to form has reached climax.
You could have thrown in a one-liner definition for each phobia/philia, this is way better if we know what they mean.
I… This video just taught me something about Donald and Daffy.
Wow.
This is strangest video I've seen on this site as of late
first time i watched the video, had no idea whats going on
and i went for the second time and it was glorious
for those who don't know, queunliskanphobia is the fear of spitting or saliva, and anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere a duck/goose is watching you
The salvation of projectile salivation is just way too good of a line to be in something like this.
*yesterday i bought a phobia and traded it for a philia. john's story is about manifesting that philia so that the phobia has a solid backstory to it.*
i absolutely love how you can guess what the two prompts mean without it being explicitly said anywhere
Please warn us before putting a jumpscare at the end.
i had the misfortune of chewing gum while listening to this entire monologue about duck spit
I thought this would be about having a reluctant fetish on a fear of yours, like having a phobia of the idea of the extra terrestrial yet crushing on alien characters like Liara.
Can philia also just mean normal fascination/obsession? I'm more used to hearing it in perverted attraction terms.
Yes it can, actually. Bibliophiles, cinemaphiles, and audiophiles are people that have a vested interest in books, films, and audio respectively. Audiophile has also been used to refer to people with a great interest in music, but it more generally refers to audio itself.
the duck asked John if he got any grapes.
Then he waddled away.🦆
Amogusaphilia
Susaphobia.
*Kill me.*
your wish is my command
Wouldn't it be... Sussyphilia? Perhaps, Sussybakaphilia... or just sussybakaphobia, you know what? *Kill me too.*
@@nyahjikan I hate you, with a sussy passion.
Love of imposters (or perhaps being an imposter yourself), yet afraid of being suspected.
Classic control freak, in my unprofessional diagnosis.
The only right way to create deep characters
philiaphobic
Monatophobia. It's a rather reasonable one to have.
If you take the definition of phobia & just replace the word ‘fear’ w/ ‘arousal’ you basically get the definition of philia.
Funny how that works innit?
I mean yeah it's just Greek soo...
Never have I ever hit the pause button so fast when a video unexpectedly played through my speakers.
I have no idea what any of those phobias or philias mean and I don't want to scar myself by searching them. I'll just not get this video forever then...
As somebody who knows most of them, fair enough
The ones shown in the video were respectively the fear of ducks watching you and the love for spit
@@Heli-draws ah ok
Forward facing duck jumpscare
Art imitates lifes and life is horrible
Man you really put a lot of emotion with this one 😆
Should've explained those words after reading them
Otherwise all the first and second messages can be replaced with random garbage and nothing will change for the viewer
I think usually when people don't know a word, they pause the video and spend 1 second looking it up, or just skip the video if they're lazy, rather than finish the whole thing with no idea what's going on and then publicly admit that, but who am I to judge
@@alakani There's no point in searching a word that's literally a random latin word postfixed with -phobia/-philia and is never used by any sane human being.
Also designing the video with the idea that the viewer has to close and reopen youtube like 4 times is really dumb.
@@lonelybookworm I mean I didn't really know them either but context clues such as the entire freaking story being about spit and ducks looking at you might be a hint if you're really that bad at search engines
@@alakani Yeah, I used context clues to understand the video, just wanted to tell creator a user (viewer) experience flaw so that the future videos like this one would be more comfortable to watch
High as balls trying to understand this and I CANT
I didn't understand half of the things in this video and I am scared
I'm not surprised that that ducks watching him and judging for such awful philia 👀
That… was quiet amazing.
quite* heheh
yes i enjoy being a know it all
quite* heheh
yes i enjoy being a know it all
quite* heheh
footfoot
attracted by pictures of feet
BUT
scared of feet
This could actually be a really good writing exercise
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BROTHER I HAVE QUEUNLISKANPHOBIA WHY
I figured out how to say something kinda funny;
''I want the philia.'' Go on. Say it. It's ok.
Kinda sounds like you're saying ''I want to feel ya!'', doesn't it?
I thought it was kinda funny at least. Sure, it's not a fun fact you wanna through out at a party, but that's fine.
Maybe it works on your weird friends when they're drunk/high. Remeber it for the relevant convo or just keep it your private little amusement.
At least know you know you might not want to shout it too loud. People might get the wrong idea - but maybe in a good way? :)
I didn't know that the ducks know that John knows that they know that he is too afraid to ask, you know?
what's the name of the fear that somewhere, at all times, a duck is watching you? because i think john has that as well
Anatidaephobia, which is the phobia used in this video.
Phobophobia.
Try connecting that, people.
Claustrophilia
I didn't know that there would be a psycho in this world that is attracted to being in small spaces
Believe it or not, that's actually a thing it's the whole reason the "stepbro I'm stuck in the washing machine" thing exists
And it actually is known as claustrophilila lol
@@EvilMeganium Hey if you had parents like mine you'd like hiding in the cabinets too
@@alakani exactly!
1:10 "the salvation of projectile salivation", I gotta use this for something, somehow in the future
Would it be better to have
philiaphobia
or a phobiaphilia
Philiaphobia, because you’d stay away from the philias.
The first one is like rape survivors. The second one is just people who like roller coasters and horror movies
@@alakani Often in repeated chile sax you all abe yous, if that actiity is needed to be loved, or something close to that, one may idealize it, even if it is uncomfortable and scary sometimes. (That might lead to hyper sax duallity.) If you add to that combination: fear or violins or objectification, one may develop a sax you all philia of those.
today i learned that ducks can spit!