The Best Twitter Ratios

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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  Рік тому +212

    drop some video ideas! 👑
    twitter.com/vaazkl - 🐦*follow*
    🏮SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY MEME VIDEOS🏮

    • @galactic_cupcake
      @galactic_cupcake Рік тому +1

      Nah, was I seriously faster to comment on a video then the creator of the video?

    • @BlobbiestBobby
      @BlobbiestBobby Рік тому +2

      Day 6 of asking for Oreo:
      Where please show him

    • @Maria-xy2vs
      @Maria-xy2vs Рік тому +1

      Do furry memes (like not just memes about furries, but memes about furries made by furries)

    • @mtvrerandom4053
      @mtvrerandom4053 Рік тому

      Snow memes

    • @emilyhogan143
      @emilyhogan143 Рік тому

      Off brand food memes

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 Рік тому +1207

    "animals don't want to be eaten"
    Every predator ever: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

    • @sachinraghavan4556
      @sachinraghavan4556 Рік тому +17

      Humans aren't predatory. Few to no human has predatory instincts and few to nobody in this century has an actual necessity for meat consumption since the majority have access to crops. Actual predatory animals, specifically carnivores can't exist without predation, millions of humans can and have been able to. Confining and killing animals in industrial settings isn't a predatory behavior.

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 Рік тому +222

      @@sachinraghavan4556 yes we are

    • @hmmm....37
      @hmmm....37 Рік тому +126

      ​@@sachinraghavan4556Tell that to the cannibals

    • @Campbloxxer
      @Campbloxxer Рік тому

      @@sachinraghavan4556 tell that to discord and roblox

    • @UwU-ok2jr
      @UwU-ok2jr Рік тому +120

      @@sachinraghavan4556 As a human I eat pigs, cows, and chicken all the time my species is in fact predatory

  • @Liberater42
    @Liberater42 Рік тому +875

    4:35 the ant thing is actually quite interesting. The reason the ants didn’t die, is because they are smaller then the wavelength of a microwave

  • @godofhyperdeath2016
    @godofhyperdeath2016 9 місяців тому +42

    "CeLeBrAtInG wEiGhT lOsS iS fAtPhObIc"
    "celebrate this ratio then"
    got me dyin till i became dead

  • @cryptokaotic9413
    @cryptokaotic9413 Рік тому +177

    Fun fact, the ants lived because they are too small individualy to be affected by the waves, this same effect works on other small creatures

    • @nmcli
      @nmcli Рік тому +16

      finally, a good use for my younger brother

    • @Roddyisntreal3437
      @Roddyisntreal3437 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nmcliUNDERRATED

    • @HoppsVCastro
      @HoppsVCastro 3 місяці тому +1

      What about Mice?

    • @cryptokaotic9413
      @cryptokaotic9413 2 місяці тому +1

      @@HoppsVCastro mice will 100% cook

  • @ethansanchez6267
    @ethansanchez6267 Рік тому +1074

    4:29 you actually cannot microwave ants. The waves from the microwave are too large and an ant is too small, they basically phase through the microwave waves.

    • @Sylv925
      @Sylv925 Рік тому +48

      I was gonna say this and they you beat me to it :(

    • @omargamer5242
      @omargamer5242 Рік тому +76

      phase through this ratio

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 Рік тому +312

      ​omargamer5242 Phase through mine.

    • @Kuhleb12
      @Kuhleb12 Рік тому

      same @@Sylv925

    • @sillylittle____guy
      @sillylittle____guy Рік тому +118

      ​@@omargamer5242ratio card DECLINED 🚫🚫🚫🚫

  • @mtb_prodigy4856
    @mtb_prodigy4856 Рік тому +1303

    As a high school out of pocket class clown, I can confirm that these ratios hit harder than my punchlines and people that took offense to my jokes

  • @Spicylittletrees
    @Spicylittletrees Рік тому +398

    Imagine a feared T-Rex who roamed the land, ate other dinosaurs, was an Apex predator just to be come back as a chicken

  • @ralsei.1
    @ralsei.1 Рік тому +33

    10:06 bro ratio’d an entire essay by 2 words 💀

  • @chingqing0504
    @chingqing0504 Рік тому +48

    No way he just pronounced Siberia as Serbia 💀

  • @marshenmelodies5108
    @marshenmelodies5108 Рік тому +228

    Im laughing like a lunatic bc of
    "WHY A DAUGHTER NEEDS A DAD"

  • @Azyne
    @Azyne Рік тому +306

    ngl that first one is insanely real if you don't watch UA-cam/Tv Shows/Movies and only Tiktok you have the attention span of a toddler

    • @galactic_cupcake
      @galactic_cupcake Рік тому +31

      Can confirm, cannot enjoy this video without a game of Subway Surfers on both sides of the screen.

    • @Minnow-g9o
      @Minnow-g9o Рік тому

      I love your profile 😍
      KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE

    • @Jay.ssg7
      @Jay.ssg7 Рік тому +35

      Tiktok brainrot has turned so many people into zombies it’s sad really

    • @Phoenix_of_Sun
      @Phoenix_of_Sun Рік тому

      Its all China's plan to turn the next generation of Americans into brain dead zombies

    • @Nataliatg89PW
      @Nataliatg89PW Рік тому +22

      On Friday, a guy in my class actually said "who even watches youtube?" 💀

  • @guynamedgrey
    @guynamedgrey Рік тому +107

    twitter sucks, until you want to ratio someone. then they ratio the hell out of someone for no reason.

    • @Cease_Thy_Yappery
      @Cease_Thy_Yappery Рік тому +1

      True

    • @SuperMarioOddity
      @SuperMarioOddity Рік тому +17

      I don't think it's even possible to ratio someone on youtube

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne Рік тому +8

      @@SuperMarioOddity how about you catch this ratio

    • @SuperMarioOddity
      @SuperMarioOddity Рік тому +25

      @@Azyne I play cricket, I can catch anything comfortably

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne Рік тому +15

      @@SuperMarioOddity yo I love cricket forget the ratio

  • @unstable_iguana9980
    @unstable_iguana9980 Рік тому +21

    7:45, its 9 becuase you do the brackets 1st making it 3 then it becomes 6/2 X 3, multiplication and division are on the same level of priority so you go from left to rigth and do division 1st, making it 3 X 3 and that is 9

    • @glebnekrasov1
      @glebnekrasov1 Рік тому +1

      The problem is written badly, there could be different answers

    • @Milky_mans
      @Milky_mans Рік тому

      @@glebnekrasov1not with the use of pemdas

    • @IAmBob.
      @IAmBob. Рік тому +3

      Division and Multiplication are literally the same ( In order) , no matter where it's from, when you do brackets, the one to the left is priority.

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 11 місяців тому +2

      I looked it up to try and prove you wrong, but you're actually right, so well done dude.

    • @shoty_x1693
      @shoty_x1693 9 місяців тому +1

      You don't even need to do the brackets. Because a(b+c)=a×b+a×c
      I think brackets only become important when there's multiplication or powers or division or any different functions apart from addition or subtraction

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 8 місяців тому +30

    13:54 I love these type of tweets, even if it's online you can clearly tell everyone is playing along to a joke.
    Jasper took a ratio for the funny.

    • @Axol_simon_daniel
      @Axol_simon_daniel 7 місяців тому +1

      In Twitter there's angry people and these people

  • @skeloluke4967
    @skeloluke4967 Рік тому +148

    6:51 the croissant isn’t even French. It’s invented by an Austrian baker who started a bakery in France after he invented it in Austria

    • @skeloluke4967
      @skeloluke4967 Рік тому +12

      @@ericonion3561 in France

    • @Mcdonalds-Employee
      @Mcdonalds-Employee 9 місяців тому +4

      @@ericonion3561 Speaking of-isn't britain's national dish technically a dish from india? or am I remembering wrong?

    • @ericonion3561
      @ericonion3561 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Mcdonalds-Employee Google literally says "a perfect illustration of the way Britain absorbs and adapts external influences" about it lol

    • @yazzukimo1497
      @yazzukimo1497 7 місяців тому +2

      Even in france it anger us, "Viennoiserie" aren't french, they come frome Vienna in Austria.

    • @DucksAndCatnip
      @DucksAndCatnip 5 місяців тому

      @@Mcdonalds-Employee no that's curry

  • @AIWalter
    @AIWalter Рік тому +26

    14:20 That "You little bitch" sounded personal af😭😭😭

  • @goobinator1
    @goobinator1 Рік тому +20

    I CAN’T THE SCHLATT ONE GOT ME DYING 💀💀

  • @Joneender
    @Joneender 2 місяці тому +12

    0:12 this aged like cheese

    • @francisramirez1.-
      @francisramirez1.- Місяць тому +1

      Why?

    • @Joneender
      @Joneender Місяць тому +6

      ​@@francisramirez1.- cause now Mr Beast has become a very controversial figure, as people are realizing he isn't a great dude.

    • @francisramirez1.-
      @francisramirez1.- Місяць тому +2

      @@Joneender Thanks for the explanation. Time to do some research.

    • @jennyqin3298
      @jennyqin3298 29 днів тому

      ​@JoneenderWell he didnt hit anyone

    • @drcjtonkin
      @drcjtonkin 24 дні тому

      He never hit anyone wdym

  • @MrChaserYT
    @MrChaserYT 4 місяці тому +7

    Even through he’s being cancelled right now, Mrbeasts ratios are wild 💀

  • @luciferseventh1679
    @luciferseventh1679 Рік тому +56

    3:00 it appalls me that some people can stare at clear-as-daylight evidence right in front of them and still say it doesn’t exist

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ Рік тому +12

      The power of the willingly ignorant and the knowingly stupid is unmatched by logic and evidence

  • @fakepng1
    @fakepng1 Рік тому +122

    10:50
    I laughed so hard for 5 minutes straight

  • @dippedinsilver_music
    @dippedinsilver_music Рік тому +75

    “Women are getting better with the blood loss in their lives”
    This could go so many ways and all of them are bad

    • @nah-g2u
      @nah-g2u Рік тому +11

      “Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country” why is my keyboard so sexist 💀💀

    • @Sefcear
      @Sefcear Рік тому +1

      ^ sad truth.....

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 Рік тому +3

      "Women are you"
      I think my phone is either pretentious or stoned.

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda Рік тому +2

      woman are you and you are not the one who knows you are not your best friend and you are always happy to have a happy birthday to you and your family and family and family and family and...

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda Рік тому

      women are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows...
      noticed I did singular the first time

  • @mewhen207
    @mewhen207 Рік тому +7

    10:39 dame that gave me mario and sonic olympic winter games flashbacks i loved that game alot

  • @MiguelAntonioN.Peinado
    @MiguelAntonioN.Peinado 8 місяців тому +3

    there are 2 types of ratios:
    1. actually funny response
    2. "ratio"

  • @mr.goodman3991
    @mr.goodman3991 Рік тому +56

    0:56 “as a kid” wasn’t poppy playtime released during covid?

    • @stormchasermary7593
      @stormchasermary7593 Рік тому +7

      I bet most of the people are still kids or are adults

    • @weagleo809
      @weagleo809 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, it only released a little over two years ago

    • @rastathebanana
      @rastathebanana Рік тому +1

      the one that scared me the most was 1x1x1

    • @Jose-b5g
      @Jose-b5g 3 місяці тому

      @@rastathebanananaaah guest 666 was scarier

    • @youraverageuhhhhhhh
      @youraverageuhhhhhhh 3 місяці тому

      @@Jose-b5g i'm more scared of march 31 or whatever john doe's bday is 💀💀

  • @Madison_Baumgartner
    @Madison_Baumgartner Рік тому +89

    My friend made a comment before that Peta really stands for:
    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals
    I still crack up at this 😆

    • @sachinraghavan4556
      @sachinraghavan4556 Рік тому +2

      Yeah nothing funnier than a dumbass joke mocking compassionate people who are against animal cruelty. Your friend didn't make that up either, it's a stupid meme that's been going around for years.

    • @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n
      @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n Рік тому +26

      Ratio Moment 👍

    • @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n
      @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n Рік тому +7

      Like from me.

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 Рік тому +6

      @@I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n "Guys, get it? Like, y'all get it? The joke is that-"

    • @jonahmoran3751
      @jonahmoran3751 Рік тому

      So, they don't kill more animals than they save? @@sachinraghavan4556

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 Рік тому +26

    3:54 ain't no way bro just got roasted by Jenna Ortega. He'll never psychologically recover 💀💀

    • @filewr8515
      @filewr8515 Рік тому

      And also the correct answer is C, because the question is about midnight and the time is a.m.

    • @LycheeGuy
      @LycheeGuy Рік тому

      ​@@filewr8515 No, it's D. Am is from midnight(12am) to afternoon(11:59am/12pm)

    • @almondsai7214
      @almondsai7214 11 місяців тому +2

      @@LycheeGuy Yes, the correct time is D, but there is also an argument that it could be A.

    • @krystavares8477
      @krystavares8477 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@almondsai7214bro in what universe could 11:55am (five minutes before midday) be closer to midnight than 12:03am (three minutes past midnight)?

    • @entredus7910
      @entredus7910 9 місяців тому

      whoever says A, B, C, they’re stupid. Also D is literally 3 minutes apart

  • @helio3928
    @helio3928 8 місяців тому +56

    telling someone who showers twice a week they stink is actually wild 💀

    • @darkphoenixgaming8253
      @darkphoenixgaming8253 7 місяців тому +17

      I mean isn't it true?

    • @kashussantos1064
      @kashussantos1064 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@darkphoenixgaming8253 RATTTTIIIOOOOO

    • @mohammadmeu
      @mohammadmeu 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@darkphoenixgaming8253 probably not if they live in a very cold environment

    • @Stefan2010a
      @Stefan2010a 6 місяців тому +2

      Showering once a week is goated though

    • @Cr1pticOwl
      @Cr1pticOwl 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Stefan2010a If thats the way yall think, I thank God that im not american

  • @MichiganMichiganMichigan
    @MichiganMichiganMichigan Місяць тому +2

    0:02
    "Who even watches UA-cam anymore"
    2.70 billion people worldwide use UA-cam per month, I don't wanna hear it from you Rebecca.

  • @El5000Xd
    @El5000Xd Рік тому +35

    10:31 I’m Mexican, I also like seeing Mexico in other media but sometimes I’m annoyed that they show Mexico like a desert, full o mariachi and with donkey piñatas, I literally have never seen a donkey or llama piñata in Mexico, so I think it would be nice if they didn’t use that many stereotypes

    • @dustinzacharias8227
      @dustinzacharias8227 Рік тому +7

      What about the sand kingdom in Mario odyssey? Is that too much or is that good?

    • @MeAintYoutuber
      @MeAintYoutuber Рік тому +6

      Quiet accept the fate of our culture.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 11 місяців тому

      At least ya' get representatio lol be grateful

    • @UngoatedTippyTipson
      @UngoatedTippyTipson 11 місяців тому +5

      @@AzumarillConGafasBv "lol be greatful" 90% chance you're american

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 11 місяців тому +1

      Dont ask anybody to represent Mexico as something other than mariachis and dia de muertos stuff. The idea that people from other countries have regular activities too other than folklore is way too much to wrap their minds for most ppl

  • @fedoraguy6774
    @fedoraguy6774 Рік тому +32

    As a Texan, I can confirm that Dr. Pepper is the most well known brand in Texas, as it is all we ever drink or talk about

  • @destroyer4511
    @destroyer4511 Рік тому +25

    6:07 you at least have to get the right maneuver for it to be a ratio

  • @sqcredd
    @sqcredd Рік тому +1

    1:24 “Women are not in irl yet” BRO 😭😭😭😭💀🗿🗿🗿💀💀

  • @zaki5061
    @zaki5061 8 місяців тому +2

    2:05 not the person getting humbled by Xbox 😂😂😂

  • @Eatingguy
    @Eatingguy Рік тому +5

    Nah, that person should be saying “who even uses Twitter” 😂

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc Рік тому +9

    ratios are the funniest things on twitter

    • @galactic_cupcake
      @galactic_cupcake Рік тому +14

      There the only thing still good about twitter.

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Рік тому +3

      @@galactic_cupcake man i really got ratioed 😔

  • @Randomusername-v1c
    @Randomusername-v1c Рік тому +9

    6:19
    Damn Brody
    Also my personal favorite.

  • @RedMadSlash
    @RedMadSlash 2 місяці тому +2

    12:22 CS exsisted before bro was even born😭🙏

  • @DeclanOleary-z9k
    @DeclanOleary-z9k 3 місяці тому +2

    11:26 “SqUaReS dRaWn By A FiVe YeAr OlD”
    It’s rivers. It’s OBVIOUSLY rivers.

  • @sarahtelles1931
    @sarahtelles1931 Рік тому +6

    7:58 oh I forgot about people miraculously having a thing for this Ace Attorney 6 character some years after Spirit of Justice was released in the US

  • @RigJig
    @RigJig Рік тому +7

    The little side meme at the end though.
    It's like a hidden easter egg in my fav game

  • @CheemsTheSamurai01
    @CheemsTheSamurai01 Рік тому +4

    “I’m gonna break that record just give me 60 years”
    “You already look ancient”
    Now that one there is violation, it got me laughing 😂

  • @Cat69420
    @Cat69420 6 місяців тому +2

    “Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences” wtf is my phone doing 💀

  • @comment-e1d
    @comment-e1d 9 місяців тому +2

    anyone else surprised nobody has ever said "damn it I gotta travel the world again to find who asked for your opinion"

  • @flippantbearstudios9214
    @flippantbearstudios9214 Рік тому +34

    As a twitter ratio myself, I can confirm that these are ratios

    • @Pumpkinbyte
      @Pumpkinbyte 6 місяців тому

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  • @NxbxdyYxuKnxw
    @NxbxdyYxuKnxw 11 місяців тому +4

    "Animals don't want to be eaten"
    "Then why are they made of food?"
    Me: Humans are also made of food 🌚

  • @BlueWormyYT
    @BlueWormyYT Рік тому +17

    “Women are more important in society” hmmmmmmmmm

    • @ThinkingCrimson
      @ThinkingCrimson 9 місяців тому +15

      All are important. Equally.

    • @emiomg_
      @emiomg_ 8 місяців тому +4

      they are 🤷🏾‍♀️😭. i mean, people wouldn’t be able to repopulate without them…
      edit: oh fuck, i read the comment wrong. men and women are both important 🧍🏾‍♀️

    • @aaaaaa-hh8cq
      @aaaaaa-hh8cq 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@emiomg_aside from reproducing literally everything else could be done by men, even more efficiently 😭

    • @named_account
      @named_account 7 місяців тому

      i got women are not allowed in this world anymore

    • @HiyokoSaionji-v8w
      @HiyokoSaionji-v8w 6 місяців тому

      Women are not allowed in public places

  • @magalisurkamp1735
    @magalisurkamp1735 Рік тому +2

    5:45 tbh i would say "says the guy that is wasting time in twitter and complaining that games is a waste of time"
    7:09 Sad fact: there is a brazilian news account in Twitter that caused a person to cause su*cide because they sent a fake news, and they didnt delete nor say sorry, they only said sorry when the person died

  • @kokiruuuuu
    @kokiruuuuu 3 місяці тому +1

    5:32 the Shuichi profile pic is why I'm still fucking alive today.

  • @michaelsoyt
    @michaelsoyt Рік тому +26

    1:08 he’s not wrong

    • @pepe_nat5199
      @pepe_nat5199 11 місяців тому +1

      Fr

    • @flameplasmainian85724
      @flameplasmainian85724 10 місяців тому +4

      They only pick dumb women for those podcasts to try and make their points valid 💀

    • @Jason_Nighthawk
      @Jason_Nighthawk 9 місяців тому

      Does that include you? ​@@flameplasmainian85724

    • @Aizen_Sosuke999
      @Aizen_Sosuke999 8 місяців тому +1

      This ratio is not wrong

    • @RevolvedScorpion
      @RevolvedScorpion 3 місяці тому

      ​@@flameplasmainian85724fax no printer

  • @RandomPerson-xi7jv
    @RandomPerson-xi7jv Рік тому +8

    2:37 Just you wait until people find out about waffles

  • @iamnottaco_was_taken
    @iamnottaco_was_taken Рік тому +13

    1:24 my chromebook immediately went to "women are my favorite guy"

    • @chazzywaz
      @chazzywaz Рік тому

      Women are the most important people in the world

    • @chazzywaz
      @chazzywaz Рік тому

      That was the 1st thing on the keyboard thingy ma jig

    • @managementman9231
      @managementman9231 Рік тому

      Women are not alone

    • @zakrydavis994
      @zakrydavis994 Рік тому

      Women are gay

    • @mach95a113
      @mach95a113 Рік тому

      Mine said, "Women are not the only bosses that'll be real trouble so I don't really have any targets in particular but I was kind of burnt out from defrauding Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble..."

  • @halvarmc671
    @halvarmc671 8 місяців тому +2

    If Spongebob is supposed to be an actual sponge and not an artificial one found in most kitchens, um then yes, it is an animal.

  • @Deadinside.0
    @Deadinside.0 8 місяців тому +2

    “Women are not allowed in this world anymore” Guess I’ll unexist then 😭

    • @officialwhiteblocks
      @officialwhiteblocks 12 годин тому

      Its weird because the thing just goes straight to the bad thing no matter what and i don’t know why

  • @maltheartistme
    @maltheartistme Рік тому +19

    0:04 ouch that’s gonna leave a burn

    • @BearIchi
      @BearIchi 4 місяці тому

      Chernobl type burns

  • @BlobbiestBobby
    @BlobbiestBobby Рік тому +17

    11:27 I like how he fails to acknowledge that America is just one country and a lot of maps don’t even show state borders

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood Рік тому +7

      its just supposed to point out that we have 50 states and europe has ~50 countries. we (some of us) know our states just like europeans (some) know their countries, but neither are familiar with the other. its not a perfect comparison ill admit, considering states are different to countries and some countries in europe actually do have their own states as well.

    • @BazukinBelyugovich
      @BazukinBelyugovich Рік тому +14

      They're also failing to acknowledge the fact that the Mediterranean territory shown on the map _doesn't exist._

    • @BlobbiestBobby
      @BlobbiestBobby Рік тому +6

      @@BazukinBelyugovich yeah you’d think the European would see that

    • @matthewroberts198
      @matthewroberts198 Рік тому +5

      ​@@BazukinBelyugovichOkay. I thought I was crazy here. I'm not extremely well versed in the Map of Europe but I'm like "I know there's no country just south of France"

    • @nvidias68
      @nvidias68 Рік тому +2

      another thing, the country on the picture actually doesnt exist

  • @AverageGLUNGUSenjoyer
    @AverageGLUNGUSenjoyer Рік тому +7

    7:17 imagine getting ratiod by Oreo

  • @Gamethegame-A13
    @Gamethegame-A13 4 місяці тому +2

    “Women are not allowed in public”
    I swear to god this is what me auto correct wrote💀

  • @leshommesdupilly
    @leshommesdupilly 2 місяці тому +1

    If kids didn’t want to get harvested, then why are they made of organs ??

  • @Discoverwithkate
    @Discoverwithkate 6 місяців тому +5

    0:30 I can’t eat a t-Rex bro it’s dead 😭💀

  • @raw_000
    @raw_000 Рік тому +6

    6:45 man you butchered that poor patisserie

  • @tygamer63
    @tygamer63 Рік тому +5

    9:50 bro got murdered in that one💀

  • @sacabambasspis
    @sacabambasspis 9 місяців тому +2

    "Women are the most important thing to do"
    As a woman, yes.

  • @Oliver_11_the_little_western
    @Oliver_11_the_little_western 6 місяців тому +1

    15:40 dayum SpongeBob defeated Wendy's finally the final boss known as Wendy's has been defeated

  • @MonkeyTheMonkey7409
    @MonkeyTheMonkey7409 Рік тому +10

    5:32 DEED BY DAYLIGHT

  • @rat-consumer
    @rat-consumer 8 місяців тому +3

    the fucking computer wasp at 9:17 got me

  • @Spongebob_lover10
    @Spongebob_lover10 3 місяці тому +6

    3:30 I think bro forgot to censor it

    • @MontyBeWafflin
      @MontyBeWafflin 2 місяці тому

      That’s the first time I’ve heard him swear

  • @EboiDaRealOne
    @EboiDaRealOne 6 місяців тому +1

    "Women are not the best, and a cigar is not present. The fact is, the two parks are in a Haunted area."

  • @RykerYT_Alt
    @RykerYT_Alt 5 місяців тому +1

    "Women are so much better and I think I will become one" Does autocorrect know something I don't?

  • @fixingbutton8144
    @fixingbutton8144 Рік тому +12

    So, the microwaving ants part has a reason why they aren’t dead. They are so small that radiation waves can’t reach them

  • @mr.goodman3991
    @mr.goodman3991 Рік тому +14

    0:19 been to japan, watched tv while I was there, lots of anime. And the people and the cartoons sound nothing alike.
    Most of the people I talked to spoke in a monotone voice.

  • @Peanut323
    @Peanut323 Рік тому +48

    15:38 and they say endgame was the best crossover
    But seriously tho what hell happened here

  • @Meteorshute
    @Meteorshute 3 місяці тому +1

    2:29 As an item asylum player, I can confirm that slungus/Bunny is indeed very pancake and babey

  • @PixelatedChatter
    @PixelatedChatter 4 місяці тому +1

    "Animals don't want to be eaten!"
    The chicken nuggets i left in the fridge: _Bonjour_

  • @cloakey1036
    @cloakey1036 Рік тому +17

    3:43 based opera gx

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 Рік тому +5

    Bro says he has no attention spam but put Tik Tok in "Good Apps" 😂

    • @chasgd
      @chasgd Рік тому +4

      apps that are relevant not good lmao

  • @frankhurst9665
    @frankhurst9665 Рік тому +3

    1:53 - Tell me you can't do math without telling me you can't do math.

    • @Davidsquizzdiamond
      @Davidsquizzdiamond 10 місяців тому

      Ratioed by one of Chelsea billion pound bottle jobs

  • @avgeek_2014
    @avgeek_2014 12 днів тому +1

    Type "Women are" and let your keyboard finish the sentence

  • @SlavicWeapons
    @SlavicWeapons 8 місяців тому +2

    4:34 the freak, you should realize that person insane when it literally has the mentally insane flag on it

  • @Woopor
    @Woopor Рік тому +5

    16:18
    - CO-founded the company that would merge with another company to become paypal
    - hired engineers and scientists who revolutionized rockets
    - resold electric cars as a new idea (they already had existed)
    - bought twitter for some reason

  • @hecker5477
    @hecker5477 Рік тому +4

    2:11 IS THAT MR BOOSHOT FROM THE HIT SHOW UA-cam!!!!111

  • @IPlayIronAssault
    @IPlayIronAssault 3 місяці тому +4

    "Women are not good for the sole purpose of helping countries." True...

  • @TheBestAlien
    @TheBestAlien 8 місяців тому +1

    Women are in the process of getting a mortgage from Halifax

  • @lrappold6504
    @lrappold6504 Рік тому +1

    10:09 He aint wrong tho, some dogs do be that good.

  • @catto8331
    @catto8331 Рік тому +12

    7:39 Perc was actually going somewhere but got the wrong answer 💀.

    • @Malralm
      @Malralm Рік тому

      It was 7

    • @Milky_mans
      @Milky_mans Рік тому +2

      @@Malralmno, it’s nine.

    • @H34RTS4K4T3
      @H34RTS4K4T3 Рік тому

      @@Milky_mans wait, how was it nine?? (Just wanna know how you got that answer)

    • @Milky_mans
      @Milky_mans Рік тому

      @@H34RTS4K4T3 1+2 = 3, now following pemdas, multiply and divide from left to right so divide 6 by 2 to get 3, 3*3 = 9 due to the two originally multiplying with the parenthesis. ive been told that even if their is an integer multiplying to a set of parenthesis that you would still go from left to right. but ive also seen people argue 6/2(1+2) to be 2(1)+2(2)=6/6=0, hence the person in the video. but ive been told to only distribute when we cannot complete parenthesis.

    • @IAmBob.
      @IAmBob. Рік тому

      The answer is 0
      BODMAS ( Brackets, Onagaggagahaha, Division, Multiplication, Addirion, Subtraction. )
      What he was trying to do is express 6/2(1+2) by keeping 2 the same and adding 4 to it.

  • @rnd_omni9653
    @rnd_omni9653 2 місяці тому +4

    0:10 this aged well

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

    Either Opera GX is insanely based or this is a secret sponsorship

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 Рік тому

      its actually something else its called chinese spyware

  • @umlixobiologicolindo
    @umlixobiologicolindo 11 місяців тому +1

    7:27 this ratio boutta be so strong you gonna meet the "virus" in Serbia

  • @DHMH2-g4b
    @DHMH2-g4b 2 дні тому +1

    0:53 the pain bro 😭

  • @harrybest2041
    @harrybest2041 Рік тому +8

    1:18 I tested what 'Women are...' would autocomplete to on my device.
    "Women are a year overdue"

    • @jacksongreenway
      @jacksongreenway 6 місяців тому +2

      I got “women are not allowed in this world” 💀
      And “women are not permitted to have children because of the laws that govern the law”

    • @aeromationsYT
      @aeromationsYT 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jacksongreenway what did you type to get that ☠️

    • @jacksongreenway
      @jacksongreenway 5 місяців тому +2

      @@aeromationsYT i don’t fucking know

    • @Mudkip_lieker13
      @Mudkip_lieker13 5 місяців тому +2

      I got “women are not just men they are women”

    • @harrybest2041
      @harrybest2041 5 місяців тому +1

      Since then, I've gotten a new device.
      Updated version:
      "Women are not available to play as outside of level select"
      💀

  • @MeAintYoutuber
    @MeAintYoutuber Рік тому +9

    11:47 after he got roasted the guy privated his account

  • @SomeDudeCauseYes
    @SomeDudeCauseYes Рік тому +5

    5:03 he just sended her back to outside

  • @Johnny_200
    @Johnny_200 8 місяців тому +1

    "Women are a little better than the IS6"
    W h a t? When did I even WRITE IS6 on this phone?

  • @Sillygoober-27383
    @Sillygoober-27383 4 місяці тому +2

    40 tweets a day is crazy

  • @TheFrostiestShade
    @TheFrostiestShade Рік тому +5

    Never have wanted to punch another person so badly than the Rebecca person from the first one

  • @mop4yy
    @mop4yy Рік тому +10

    1:42 bro forgot the entirety of asia

    • @Anarqism
      @Anarqism 7 місяців тому

      I don't think it includes hand bidets

  • @ahmadmalaki8364
    @ahmadmalaki8364 Рік тому +13

    2:06 I hate this controller but what Xbox said is actually pretty funny
    Like legit just look away

    • @Eroxally
      @Eroxally Рік тому

      Damn

    • @RiversideWren3
      @RiversideWren3 Рік тому

      What's wrong with it? Too complicated?

    • @IsaacActs86
      @IsaacActs86 Рік тому +8

      ​@@RiversideWren3 too gay tbh

    • @PlaceholderName2001
      @PlaceholderName2001 Рік тому +5

      ​@@IsaacActs86 based

    • @RiversideWren3
      @RiversideWren3 Рік тому +3

      @Gamer_devisaac to be fair most of those flags are genders. So that controller is like only half gay

  • @wayacrazy.
    @wayacrazy. Рік тому +1

    “Women are not allowed in to this stream” oh my goodness☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 8 місяців тому +1

    "Humans don`t want to be killed"
    I missed the part where that is somehow my problem???