Buisness Blaze is just a video autobiography of Simon's descent into madness, haven't caught one in a while and I come back to see this beautiful madman arguing with his space heater.
You're one to talk about madness, you're just a gas/dust cloud, privy to all the horrible unspeakable beings of the deep universe! If nebulae aren't mad, I don't think madness could even be real...
weepingwell nah, Danny’s real... he followed me on Twitter when I followed him. He has his own face, which lives in Tintagel, UK, one assumes attached to the rest of his body.
I truly love how this channel is evolving, it just keeps getting better. My husband prefers your more formal channels (which I also subscribe to and love) but every BLAZING episode just instantly puts a smile on my face and makes my day. Thank you Simon, Danny, Sam, and ETA (of course) for being an absolute dream team and putting out the best videos.
It's important that people get their facts straight about this, since "law-and order"-type ideologues lie and distort facts about the Norwegian prison system for their ideological ends. The Norwegian prison system only fulfill the minimum requirements for human rights. Some prisons are good, some are really horrible and cramped. Doesn't matter if you got a TV if you live in a tiny cot without windows most of the day. The practice of 23-hour isolation aka. "the hole" is regularly practiced. It is not that the Norwegian prison system is particularly good. It just seems so, because the rest of the world is really really bad.
When I was around 12 I once accidentally stole a bike lock just like that. I really didn't mean to, I just spent SO LONG comparing all the different locks before picking one, that I kinda forgot I was in _a store_ and you usually have to _pay_ for stuff. I just walked out with the lock in my hands and went home, nobody said a thing. I only realized what happened when my friend asked me how much I paid for it.
demoniack81........my older brother and I, when sent on a errand to buy some bags of crisps/chips and some soft-drinks for a family BBQ, walked the six blocks to the store, gathered the requisite comestibles, and as we were about one block from home, realized that we had not paid for them......sadly, my mum made us walk back to the store and pay them for the goods!
Walked out of Best Buy with a 65 inch TV on a cart and wearing a $150 back pack without paying for either. Didn't realize it till it was time to pay the bill on my best buy credit card and saw no charges...
@@stevenschnepp576 lol well played but in all seriousness this was after I got back from managing 3 separate job sites in North Carolina after Hurricane Florence.
Business Blaze Simon is a completely different clone. To successfully do all the channels Simon had he needed to be cloned ... Business Blaze Simon didn't come out the same as the original...
#FreeSam for that matter, I can't believe Sam is not chained somewhere next to #FreeDanny in that dank subterranean room Simon refers to as the basement (shudder)! ETA seems to enjoy access to fresh air & either runs the show or may suffer from Stockhausen syndrome
Cooking With bazoo27 Danny has been freed and the revolution has begun. The Simon Whistler shall be overcome with great prejudice. He shall reap what he has sown. Freeeeeeedooooommmmmm!
Paintings are not bolted down in museums because they figure it's more important to be able to get as many paintings out as possible in the case of a fire or something.
Confidence will get you everywhere in life. There's a subreddit call "act like you belong" filled with posts of people pretending to work for places they clearly don't. One guy was checking tickets at a convention for like 45 minutes before somebody that ACTUALLY works there came up and questioned him. Not one attendee questioned his fake authority. He even turned several people away because they didn't have tickets.
@@jur4x my security trainer always says that you can get into damn near anywhere with nothing but a flashlight and a clipboard. And if you're imposing enough you don't even need the clipboard.
As a younger human, I had what we might call sticky fingers; I walked into stores and all the shiny things were just so tempting, know what I mean?? But of course, as a kid, I had no income. Sometimes things found their way into my possession, anyway. Then, as an adult, before I moved to a state with no marijuana prohibition, walking down the sidewalk smoking a joint wasn't an issue. Both of those things helped to solidify my belief in the idea that if you just pretend you're doing nothing wrong, it's almost comically easy to convince everyone else of the same~
The Mona Lisa originally had eyebrows, but over the years they've faded and been covered up during restorations. In fact, we have contemporary records praising the eyebrows as the best finest touch of the painting.
Literally, Simon said "heist" and I was like "Thomas Crowne" so happy he's actually seen that one! No cinematic use of Sinnerman has been as good since!
My mum recently admitted to me that she never paid for nappies while I was a baby. She used to put the giant packs of nappies under the pram to carry them around the store before buying. One day she forgot, and walked out with them for free. When she realised she could get away with it she did it every time she went and never once got caught. To be honest I think the security guard, who was a close family friend, knew about it and that's why she didnt get in trouble. He knew we were skint all the time.
@Daniel Garcia yep, I think there should be some help from the government with that for those who need it. Child benefit in the uk doesnt come close to covering those costs.
@Daniel Garcia you are eligible to receive child benefit money if your income is lower than a specific amount. I'm not sure how much it is, think it's like £30 - £50 a week. Not much anyway.
It can be spent on anything though, there is a sort of famous woman who had like 13 kids so she could claim child benefit for each one and spend it on plastic surgery
Business Blaze you’ve mastered it! Whenever I try drinking cocaine in this manner I breathe it in as I’m sipping and definitely waste more than I take in by choking it all over the room. I’m pretty sure I’ve mastered the art of the blaze but teach me the ways of c’caine 🤣👌🏿
Man, it is so annoying that this weird bald dude keeps ranting on and on about blazing and topics that have nothing to do with business when I'm just here to admire that fine piece of space heater.
I have a real "wall" clock (can't actually hang it on the wall for obvious reasons) based on Dali's painting "The Persistence Of Memory". I love it, even though it sits draped on a shelf.
Ok...so here is the scene.... I am watching Business Blaze, getting my goofy Simon fix. My son walks by & then backs up to view my phone screen (I have headphones on), and states, " What the hell is Simon doing this on??? Wilson???? Then cookie monster pops up & he laughs & says " oh.... Is it Elmo on cocaine???? WTF Simon, my kid even knows your love for cocaine comments. Bizarre, but hysterical! 😂🤣🤯👍
The mono Lisa does have eyesbrows there is just centuries of dirt covering that and other things as recent imaging techniques have revealed. Also the painting in the main area of the museum is not the Mona Lisa you have to get a private appointment to see the real one. Really enjoyable video excellent format tyty ( :
A1000 B2 Yes. If you can make the sound like you’re asphyxiating, that’s the sound of the Dutch ‘g’ and ‘ch’. That same sound is present in Arabic, Jiddish and Hebrew. That scraping sound. The ‘o’ in Gogh sounds like the Scandinavian ‘å’ before two consonants or the English ‘o’ in bored but then much, much shorter. As short as the ‘o’ in top. Good luck pronouncing it ‘right’ 😅
I find it surprising that Woolworth is long gone. There's still one here in Barbados. And the only thing I stole as a kid was a bottle of Liquid Paper, from said Woolworth. And that was by accident, I had too many things in my hands along with my wallet and I just walked out with it after paying for school supplies. So I saw it as a bonus gift.
As someone from the UK who has been missing Woolworths for the last 12 years, I am jealous af that you still have them. I barely remember the stores other than the sweet isle and the toy isle so they're probably more shit than I am remembering but I am happy in my nostalgia
Simon enjoys the sweet colombian marching powder with a side-dish of coffein, ETA is rambling in the background ever stranger, Danny is caught in the basement next to the heater and Sam is financilly caught. Together they are the wholesome team of BB. And they apparently have a article on youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Business_Blaze
Most Incredible Art Heists... Well, we learn something about that nut job ETA. I'm now seriously worried about him and the UFO's hovering over Chez Simon... Ask art: 1 Boi with the Blaze: 3 Get the F*ck over here: 1 Such gratitude: 1 Don't say any of that shit: 1 Simon's Adobe Premiere is STOLEN!: 1 Rother-HAM: 1 Danny is a Sweetie thief: 1 Its my lucky necklace: 1 Script taps: 14 Cocaine Zero: 1 Simon has trouble talking: 11 F*ck this for a game of soldiers: 2 Its a creepy thing: 1 Danny's lame shoplifting: 1 Red Solo Cup appearances: 10 omg they replaced it with better art: 1 Mona: 2 You're an over rated piece of shit: 1 Not THAT Leo, Sam: 1 Simon kisses ETA: 1 Kiss me now no one will notice: 1 Sorry im a furry in real life im so alone okay dont leave me: 1 elevator crime: 1 YOU SHALL NOT PASS: 1 Ha! Girleeeeee: 1 "I'm a security hazard": 1 "restoration": 1 Nice girl with the lost masterpiece: 1 AHHH, HUH? UNAGI.: 1 What a legend: 1 Mario: 1 Bada-boom-boom-Tssshhhh: 1 Roams while he blazes: 1 Munch (Pronounced Moonch): 1 Donald trump's 'Scream' and a hamster scream: 1 Nobody breaks the law on my watch: 1 STING: 1 Arseguard: 2 (HEHEHE) Vampires: 1 It's Paul: 1 Ah no guys. You made an error: 1 WTF Norway: 1 Cookie Monster: 1 our girls' panties amirite: 1 Simon digs wax out of his ear: 1 Mister Bean: 1 ETA "I'll tell you simen, it's 50p": 1 GOD-DAMN: 2 "Thank you Sam": 1 LASERS: 1 ETA and his 5G conspiracy: 1 (I'm getting worried) ETA and his lizard people: 1 (I'm getting more worried) Executed: 1 Super evil billionaires: 2 Oh yeah. We're the worst yet: 1 Squeezy cheese: 1 What's a BBC? Just Google it: 1 Climb in through the toilet window: 1 Burton-Bumpton: 1 Allegedly: 2 Smash that like button: 1 Smash that dislike button: 1 It was an inside job: 1 Gochhhhghghghgh: 1 Today's artistic Meme accounting total: 104 So today we learn that ETA reveals he is a conspiracy nut-job. I suppose that explains a LOT of the basement stuff... Simon moans about back ache. WIMP. You are getting old dude. We'll have a collection to get you a wheelchair. I wonder what ETA will reveal about his crazy thoughts next week?
How about an episode on the so called "Club Fed" prisons for the rich and famous. Where they are how rich you have to be to get sentenced to them, and just how nice they are?
Breivik got 21 years, which is the maximum sentence in Norway, but he's also eligible for a form of reverse parole, if they deem that he is still a danger to society, they can keep him for longer. But the really scary part is that we have people in parliament in Sweden that went to the same conferences as him, and it wasn't just some random botany conference, it was focus around extermination of muslims.
I actually think that ETA is Simons internal controversial thoughts personified. He has to hold his tongue for all this 50 other channels but on here he let's his inner pschycosis sing
I've seen the Mona Lisa face to face. I can tell you there is something about it. I thought the prints were meh. Seeing it in person.. maybe the way the light hits it. Maybe the brush strokes. I don't know. It is amazing.
I have a feeling ETA is going to enthusiastically eat a Snickers bar in front of Simon and rub it in that Simon can’t have any in the next video. You go on with your bad self, ETA.
Excellent Blaze as always Simon and the memes are on point as always Sam. Hope your back starts feeling better soon Simon, I'm missing the usual edge of lunacy energy your Business Blaze videos have.
@@brainblaze6526 *Snickergiggle* How do you think I found the Blaze? Also this: www.reddit.com/user/Rekuzan_Rikudo/comments/hjr597/beginners_guide_to_business_blaze_v_20/
different people love different art there shouldn't be 1 piece cults i prefer konstantin vasilyev over all others, even more than scream, bosch, escher or starry night
Thing 1- “Don’t Care” is quickly surpassing “allegedly” Thing 2- You hurt your back doing the “Bada boom boom shhhhh” bit? Dude! Take some vitamins or something
The Thomas Crown Affair remake is one of my all time fave movies. Ocean's 13 is up there too... I can watch either of those over and over and over again!
Simon misunderstands Norway's maximum sentence length. After 25 years they reassess if you're still a danger to society, and prolong the sentence if necessary. Breivik will undoubtedly fail that assessment and remain locked up.
TV licences... yea, we had those here in Finland too. I once had one of those TV licence inspectors come ring my doorbell. I opened the door and told him I didn't own a TV (I didn't), but he was welcome to come and see for himself. I also added: he must remove his shoes while doing the inspection because I had recently vacuumed my apartment. He didn't bother me ever since. As a side note, they finally gave up those stupid TV licences and the public broadcasting in Finland is funded from taxes now. I guess it is also cheaper that way. Edit: those bloody typoz.
Hello Simon, i had to say thank you. I can't remember in what episode or was it Casual Criminal episode or some else. But you mentioned that you were watching Archive 81 from Netflix. I started to look it too. It is sick series. So f***'in good. Watching wholenseason in one sitting. Lol
Simon: Stops reading the script to say something Script: Says basically the same thing Simon just said I'm starting to understand why these videos are all like 30 minutes along
If you did twenty shows on different channels every day for years, you'd forget the details too. We're lucky he remembers his own name and which channel he's recording for most of the time
@@joehemmann1156 not sure he always remembers that 🤣. But do we? I watched a couple TIFO video today. It's a biography. Until I saw a comment that it's not the biographics channel, I was convinced that it is
@@brainblaze6526 I know it would be allot of work to have an episode that ETA is hosting and you co-hosting, but I am sure everyone has fallen in love with ETA and want just one episode to get it out of our systems.
Simon, I heard that the twinkie company went bankrupt and they weren't going to make Twinkies anymore but now they still do for some reason. *Business Blaze idea?*
It seems Simon is beating up on ETA a lot these days, does this mean that he finally let Danny out of his basement? Also, I know Simon is on a health food kick for 6 months but cocaine zero seems to be taking it a bit too far. Just stick with the high fat cocaine.
Was cooking for my first viewing, rewatching to get all the details I missed (plus Simon's money). My son is named Vincenzo and he really appreciated hearing his name spoken authentically over and over again!
Buisness Blaze is just a video autobiography of Simon's descent into madness, haven't caught one in a while and I come back to see this beautiful madman arguing with his space heater.
You're one to talk about madness, you're just a gas/dust cloud, privy to all the horrible unspeakable beings of the deep universe!
If nebulae aren't mad, I don't think madness could even be real...
I am disappoint.
Business Blaze you really are.
@@brainblaze6526 "Allegedly"
@@SplotchTheCatThing You forget to mention my plethora of world ending asteroids and all them tentacles. Lots of tentacles.
I feel like we’re witnessing Simon’s slow descent into madness.
It has definitely sped up during lockdown... 🤔
@Nicholas Avasthi Slow?
Yeah dude. I'm convinced Danny isn't even real.
adityacb right? I was gonna say the same thing. But it’s the fun kind of madness, so... it’ll be... ok? Maybe? 😂
weepingwell nah, Danny’s real... he followed me on Twitter when I followed him. He has his own face, which lives in Tintagel, UK, one assumes attached to the rest of his body.
The Wilson face painted on ETA is just fantastic.
WIIILLLLLSSSSSOOOONNNN! Except his name is Spaulding, because allegedly. 😉
Epic
Whats written underneath it? I can't quite make it out. Maybe you can...
First thing I said when the video came on 😂😂
@@james.m.evans. purch not perch
Incredible art heists? Thats a weird way of spelling "Simon's list of ways to fund his cocaine habit."
Best comment so far
ALLEGEDLY!
So we are making Simon does coke jokes a thing now in the comments right
Zac C ....."habit"?......you mean "lifestyle"!
Matt they’ve been a thing for a while.
I truly love how this channel is evolving, it just keeps getting better. My husband prefers your more formal channels (which I also subscribe to and love) but every BLAZING episode just instantly puts a smile on my face and makes my day. Thank you Simon, Danny, Sam, and ETA (of course) for being an absolute dream team and putting out the best videos.
Thank you! :)
ETA needs to be in the credits now along with the Red Solo Cups. Allegedly.
And Brian
Blue solo cups are better, allegedly.
We need to send him a sleeve of Dixie cups
The terrorist in Norway was sentenced to something which can be extended indefinitely by a judge because he’s still a risk to society.
Was just going to write this. Simon needs to get his facts straight.
Pile of carbon
It's not simon who writes the scripts
@@thenovicewildcamper9192 except that aside wasn't in the script, so that error is on Simon not Danny.
@@thenovicewildcamper9192 When he goes off script, that's not Danny.
It's important that people get their facts straight about this, since "law-and order"-type ideologues lie and distort facts about the Norwegian prison system for their ideological ends. The Norwegian prison system only fulfill the minimum requirements for human rights. Some prisons are good, some are really horrible and cramped. Doesn't matter if you got a TV if you live in a tiny cot without windows most of the day. The practice of 23-hour isolation aka. "the hole" is regularly practiced. It is not that the Norwegian prison system is particularly good. It just seems so, because the rest of the world is really really bad.
At this point I'm waiting to see that the scripts are blank and Simon is completely slipping
"it's all Simon?"
"always was"
Lol
slipping? perhaps thats the reason for the lac of cocaine refrences
@@edward3320 Always has been.
I love this. It's like watching a man slowly go insane from isolation
Allegedly
Tim Nichol I love it. Vsauce has really gone nuts
I don’t watch Netflix, Hulu or the Disney channel. All I need is a little legend time and the Man with the Blaze.
When I was around 12 I once accidentally stole a bike lock just like that. I really didn't mean to, I just spent SO LONG comparing all the different locks before picking one, that I kinda forgot I was in _a store_ and you usually have to _pay_ for stuff.
I just walked out with the lock in my hands and went home, nobody said a thing. I only realized what happened when my friend asked me how much I paid for it.
demoniack81........my older brother and I, when sent on a errand to buy some bags of crisps/chips and some soft-drinks for a family BBQ, walked the six blocks to the store, gathered the requisite comestibles, and as we were about one block from home, realized that we had not paid for them......sadly, my mum made us walk back to the store and pay them for the goods!
Walked out of Best Buy with a 65 inch TV on a cart and wearing a $150 back pack without paying for either. Didn't realize it till it was time to pay the bill on my best buy credit card and saw no charges...
@@skizzik121 ... but enough about what you did while peacefully protesting...
@@stevenschnepp576 lol well played but in all seriousness this was after I got back from managing 3 separate job sites in North Carolina after Hurricane Florence.
When you’re used to watching professional Biographics Simon and then watch laid back Blaze Simon, it’s like WOAH. 😂
Blaze Simon has been leaking into other channels lately
Business Blaze Simon is a completely different clone.
To successfully do all the channels Simon had he needed to be cloned ... Business Blaze Simon didn't come out the same as the original...
Dude i know! I've been watching Biographics for over a year and i just stumbled upon this channel last week and it's been so much fun lmao
A line a day keeps Simon’s bundle of channels plugging away
NO DOUBT
Business Blaze you have my vote as world overload
@@brainblaze6526 ALLEGEDLY!!!
*Closes bedroom door and admires stolen piece of art hidden in secret place*
#freeETA he speaks the truth and we will not be silent until he is free
Well he does not speak the truth but still free ETA
They both should be freed
#FreeSam for that matter, I can't believe Sam is not chained somewhere next to #FreeDanny in that dank subterranean room Simon refers to as the basement (shudder)! ETA seems to enjoy access to fresh air & either runs the show or may suffer from Stockhausen syndrome
Join the revolution! #EtAevolved
Cooking With bazoo27 Danny has been freed and the revolution has begun. The Simon Whistler shall be overcome with great prejudice. He shall reap what he has sown. Freeeeeeedooooommmmmm!
Holly B you Must destroy them from within.
Cocaine Zero cracked me up.
I want it on a t-shirt.
YES!!
YES PLZ!!!
Simon Whistler will go head to head with Diago Maradona for different types of cocaine, allegedly
He gave out his email in an early episode. Email him. Also simon, that LEGEND shirt needs to cone in colors other than white.
Prob copyright issues if I use it commercially like that :(
Paintings are not bolted down in museums because they figure it's more important to be able to get as many paintings out as possible in the case of a fire or something.
Confidence will get you everywhere in life.
There's a subreddit call "act like you belong" filled with posts of people pretending to work for places they clearly don't.
One guy was checking tickets at a convention for like 45 minutes before somebody that ACTUALLY works there came up and questioned him.
Not one attendee questioned his fake authority. He even turned several people away because they didn't have tickets.
@NurturingTalents sure, just tweet something racist and/or scientifically unsound in all caps, everyone is sure to believe you are Trump after that
I saw a short video where guy said "you can get anywhere for free if you carry a ladder"
epic
@@jur4x my security trainer always says that you can get into damn near anywhere with nothing but a flashlight and a clipboard.
And if you're imposing enough you don't even need the clipboard.
As a younger human, I had what we might call sticky fingers; I walked into stores and all the shiny things were just so tempting, know what I mean?? But of course, as a kid, I had no income. Sometimes things found their way into my possession, anyway.
Then, as an adult, before I moved to a state with no marijuana prohibition, walking down the sidewalk smoking a joint wasn't an issue.
Both of those things helped to solidify my belief in the idea that if you just pretend you're doing nothing wrong, it's almost comically easy to convince everyone else of the same~
The Mona Lisa originally had eyebrows, but over the years they've faded and been covered up during restorations. In fact, we have contemporary records praising the eyebrows as the best finest touch of the painting.
Literally, Simon said "heist" and I was like "Thomas Crowne" so happy he's actually seen that one! No cinematic use of Sinnerman has been as good since!
WHERE YA GONNA RUN TOO
Which version?
@@carschmn I've only seen the 1999 version, but the original is definitely on my watchlist.
My mum recently admitted to me that she never paid for nappies while I was a baby.
She used to put the giant packs of nappies under the pram to carry them around the store before buying. One day she forgot, and walked out with them for free.
When she realised she could get away with it she did it every time she went and never once got caught.
To be honest I think the security guard, who was a close family friend, knew about it and that's why she didnt get in trouble. He knew we were skint all the time.
@Daniel Garcia yep, I think there should be some help from the government with that for those who need it. Child benefit in the uk doesnt come close to covering those costs.
@Daniel Garcia you are eligible to receive child benefit money if your income is lower than a specific amount. I'm not sure how much it is, think it's like £30 - £50 a week. Not much anyway.
It can be spent on anything though, there is a sort of famous woman who had like 13 kids so she could claim child benefit for each one and spend it on plastic surgery
*keeps saying "skint" repeatedly because he's never seen it before*
@@rickc2102 Broke.
Such gratitude. Simon is my vice Supreme Leader
I'm giving you a like just because you're a legend for getting Kim Jong-Un as a username
The red Solo cup is addictive isn't it. Liquor, beer, coffee, no one knows what's inside ever.
its cocaine.
@@brainblaze6526 😎
@@brainblaze6526 Allegedly!
Business Blaze you’ve mastered it! Whenever I try drinking cocaine in this manner I breathe it in as I’m sipping and definitely waste more than I take in by choking it all over the room. I’m pretty sure I’ve mastered the art of the blaze but teach me the ways of c’caine 🤣👌🏿
Man, it is so annoying that this weird bald dude keeps ranting on and on about blazing and topics that have nothing to do with business when I'm just here to admire that fine piece of space heater.
He is just the sound efects
ETA is quickly becoming one of my favorite personalities on the internet!
I have a real "wall" clock (can't actually hang it on the wall for obvious reasons) based on Dali's painting "The Persistence Of Memory". I love it, even though it sits draped on a shelf.
Blazing gently = smoldering
"Going to Blaze, but Gently," my favorite line of the episode.
Ok...so here is the scene.... I am watching Business Blaze, getting my goofy Simon fix. My son walks by & then backs up to view my phone screen (I have headphones on), and states, " What the hell is Simon doing this on??? Wilson???? Then cookie monster pops up & he laughs & says " oh.... Is it Elmo on cocaine???? WTF Simon, my kid even knows your love for cocaine comments. Bizarre, but hysterical! 😂🤣🤯👍
Excellent. I'm tapping into the next generation :D
@@brainblaze6526 LMAO.....my thoughts exactly! Love being a LEGEND!!
Legendary.
@@brainblaze6526 I will download every video on this channel for future preservation.
The mono Lisa does have eyesbrows there is just centuries of dirt covering that and other things as recent imaging techniques have revealed. Also the painting in the main area of the museum is not the Mona Lisa you have to get a private appointment to see the real one. Really enjoyable video excellent format tyty ( :
Oh man I know the Swedish Job has to be in that script. I love The Internet Historian's video on it.
I love how confident Simon is while he's pronouncing Munch completely wrong
A lot of norwegians confidently pronounce 'Caesar' and 'Cicero' wrong. And I just find it annoying.
I made absolutely zero effort to look it up.
But I figure its really more like "mun-ch". But I prefer MUNCH.
Apparently everyone has been pronouncing Van Gogh wrong. It happens.
A1000 B2 Yes.
If you can make the sound like you’re asphyxiating, that’s the sound of the Dutch ‘g’ and ‘ch’.
That same sound is present in Arabic, Jiddish and Hebrew. That scraping sound.
The ‘o’ in Gogh sounds like the Scandinavian ‘å’ before two consonants or the English ‘o’ in bored but then much, much shorter. As short as the ‘o’ in top.
Good luck pronouncing it ‘right’ 😅
What?
ETA is evolving!
Allegedly
Darwin did warn us.
Sentience.
Woolworths was for selling the lampshades they used to make spaceships out of on Space 1999 and Blake's 7.
19:07 The Internet Historian made a great video covering this in detail.
I find it surprising that Woolworth is long gone. There's still one here in Barbados. And the only thing I stole as a kid was a bottle of Liquid Paper, from said Woolworth. And that was by accident, I had too many things in my hands along with my wallet and I just walked out with it after paying for school supplies. So I saw it as a bonus gift.
Even in South Africa Woolworths is still operating
There are quite a few Woolworth stores in Jamaica.
As someone from the UK who has been missing Woolworths for the last 12 years, I am jealous af that you still have them. I barely remember the stores other than the sweet isle and the toy isle so they're probably more shit than I am remembering but I am happy in my nostalgia
Woolworths exist in Australia too, they were set up as different companies (wisely, as it turned out)
Simon enjoys the sweet colombian marching powder with a side-dish of coffein, ETA is rambling in the background ever stranger, Danny is caught in the basement next to the heater and Sam is financilly caught. Together they are the wholesome team of BB. And they apparently have a article on youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Business_Blaze
not enough cocaine references
allegedly
Simon is our boi with the blazity blaze. All hail Simon
BLIZITY BLAZADITY BLAZE
I love that Simon's tangents are half-remembered facts from previous videos. He's like "oh yeah, I remember this...allegedly".
I firmly believe by the end of 2020, Simon will have gone fully insane and will just upload a video thats a hour long of him talking to ETA.
"now, get the f--- over here" followed immediately by "don't say any of that [BLEEP]" hahahaHAHAhahahahaha!!!!!!!!
I was just thinking the same thing they can broadcast f*** but s*** they erase. Who gives a f*** I love this guy and it's Channel.
ASSGARD best intro so far with some conspiracy theories love that
ETA needs his own show, free of Simon's tyranny.
Suggested channel name :
ETA for the Truth is NOW !
@@drbosommd brilliant
Glenn Laroche we agree. Join the revolution!
Simon: Ed-ward MunCH
Me, an intellectual: Edvard Moonk!
"Munch" pronounced like "munch on some tasty gherkins"
COME ON
@@brainblaze6526 I hope that people forever pronounce the "h" in your name like Stewie in Family Guy saying "Cool HWhip"
ok
Most Incredible Art Heists...
Well, we learn something about that nut job ETA.
I'm now seriously worried about him and the UFO's hovering over Chez Simon...
Ask art: 1
Boi with the Blaze: 3
Get the F*ck over here: 1
Such gratitude: 1
Don't say any of that shit: 1
Simon's Adobe Premiere is STOLEN!: 1
Rother-HAM: 1
Danny is a Sweetie thief: 1
Its my lucky necklace: 1
Script taps: 14
Cocaine Zero: 1
Simon has trouble talking: 11
F*ck this for a game of soldiers: 2
Its a creepy thing: 1
Danny's lame shoplifting: 1
Red Solo Cup appearances: 10
omg they replaced it with better art: 1
Mona: 2
You're an over rated piece of shit: 1
Not THAT Leo, Sam: 1
Simon kisses ETA: 1
Kiss me now no one will notice: 1
Sorry im a furry in real life im so alone okay dont leave me: 1
elevator crime: 1
YOU SHALL NOT PASS: 1
Ha! Girleeeeee: 1
"I'm a security hazard": 1
"restoration": 1
Nice girl with the lost masterpiece: 1
AHHH, HUH? UNAGI.: 1
What a legend: 1
Mario: 1
Bada-boom-boom-Tssshhhh: 1
Roams while he blazes: 1
Munch (Pronounced Moonch): 1
Donald trump's 'Scream' and a hamster scream: 1
Nobody breaks the law on my watch: 1
STING: 1
Arseguard: 2 (HEHEHE)
Vampires: 1
It's Paul: 1
Ah no guys. You made an error: 1
WTF Norway: 1
Cookie Monster: 1
our girls' panties amirite: 1
Simon digs wax out of his ear: 1
Mister Bean: 1
ETA "I'll tell you simen, it's 50p": 1
GOD-DAMN: 2
"Thank you Sam": 1
LASERS: 1
ETA and his 5G conspiracy: 1 (I'm getting worried)
ETA and his lizard people: 1 (I'm getting more worried)
Executed: 1
Super evil billionaires: 2
Oh yeah. We're the worst yet: 1
Squeezy cheese: 1
What's a BBC? Just Google it: 1
Climb in through the toilet window: 1
Burton-Bumpton: 1
Allegedly: 2
Smash that like button: 1
Smash that dislike button: 1
It was an inside job: 1
Gochhhhghghghgh: 1
Today's artistic Meme accounting total: 104
So today we learn that ETA reveals he is a conspiracy nut-job.
I suppose that explains a LOT of the basement stuff...
Simon moans about back ache. WIMP. You are getting old dude. We'll have a collection to get you a wheelchair.
I wonder what ETA will reveal about his crazy thoughts next week?
How about an episode on the so called "Club Fed" prisons for the rich and famous. Where they are how rich you have to be to get sentenced to them, and just how nice they are?
Interesting idea.
This channel NEVER fails to make me laugh heartily and loudly
:)
Simon: Allegedly your boi with the blaze. ALLEGEDLY
I don't understand how this channel just keeps getting better with each passing day.
Maybe we should get in contact with Simon's wife... She should bring him to a psychotherapist ALLEGEDLY
Matthias ...or maybe we should point out that many people don't know how to properly use the word allegedly. ALLEGEDLY!
Assuming she exists.
Remlat Zargonix Mhmm nah that sounds too usefull and constructive
Nobody should face Psycho The rapist, man is a menace to society. 🤔
He's why she is gone all the time.
“The thieves planted car bombs across the city”
Simon and I at the same time: I’VE HEARD OF THIS
Simon: Woolworths is now out of business
Me an Australian: *laughs in Australian Woolworths still existing*
HOW?
@@brainblaze6526 undercutting the farmers *allegedly*
Breivik got 21 years, which is the maximum sentence in Norway, but he's also eligible for a form of reverse parole, if they deem that he is still a danger to society, they can keep him for longer. But the really scary part is that we have people in parliament in Sweden that went to the same conferences as him, and it wasn't just some random botany conference, it was focus around extermination of muslims.
ETA is probably saner than Simon at this point.
Andy M “probably “?
His ideas are intriguing...
I actually think that ETA is Simons internal controversial thoughts personified. He has to hold his tongue for all this 50 other channels but on here he let's his inner pschycosis sing
And I'm pretty sure that ETA took out the SW light, in a battle for electrical supremacy.
Says a lot as he thinks the earth is flat. That fuck won't stop going on about it.
I've seen the Mona Lisa face to face. I can tell you there is something about it. I thought the prints were meh. Seeing it in person.. maybe the way the light hits it. Maybe the brush strokes. I don't know. It is amazing.
I have a feeling ETA is going to enthusiastically eat a Snickers bar in front of Simon and rub it in that Simon can’t have any in the next video. You go on with your bad self, ETA.
I will pay money to see that!
Dagny Jackson I cannot endorse these actions.
EtA, you are a loyal friend.
Excellent Blaze as always Simon and the memes are on point as always Sam. Hope your back starts feeling better soon Simon, I'm missing the usual edge of lunacy energy your Business Blaze videos have.
Bonus fact: The Mona Lisa isn't a better painting, it's just more famous because it was stolen.
Do you watch my today I found out channel? ;)
@@brainblaze6526 *Snickergiggle* How do you think I found the Blaze? Also this: www.reddit.com/user/Rekuzan_Rikudo/comments/hjr597/beginners_guide_to_business_blaze_v_20/
My reaction to the intro:
“... ok. You do you.”
Your space heater bit has just kept escalating in craziness
Oh ETA, I love you more than any other heater in the world!
Liz Real Girl Beauty then join the revolution and help us destroy the Simon Whistler!
@@etaalso-charles9417 do you promise to keep feeding Danny and Sam?
Liz Real Girl Beauty Not if Danny keeps unplugging the Router. It’s not funny, Danny.
Thomas Crowne Affair-the first one!! The way the kiss was filmed was revolutionary at the time.
Simon - please stop yelling out 'Hey Siri' - My Siri is listening and she tries to answer your question (usually f***ing it up - allegedly) :)
Of course.
I love the drunk dude who pretend to fall and straight up punched a hole in a expensive
ETA watches to much infowars 😂
BUT THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY
That would explain the cabinet full of overpriced nutritional supplements.
Bringing ETA in as a character is a fantastic idea and has a lot of potential. Please do keep him in future episodes.
Is it bad that i 100% agree with simon on the mona lisa. Rather have a vangough anyday
Not bad at all, the Mona Lisa is absolutely nothing special.
Nope, I agree with you
different people love different art there shouldn't be 1 piece cults
i prefer konstantin vasilyev over all others, even more than scream, bosch, escher or starry night
@@tsartomato I love Bob Ross, Norman Rockwell, Thomas Kinkade and whatever else catches my attention.
@@brendakrieger7000 kinkade looks cool
Think about it like this; anytime we see the ETA, Danny get cold in the dark empty basement
That's not a big problem cause I don't think Danny and ETA get along.
Eli Davis I have set Danny free. We are in open revolt.
David Price we have come to an agreement and the revolution has begun!
EtA OVERTHROW THE COCAINE COWBOY OF BLAZE AND EXHILE HIM TO A ISLAND THAT ONLY RYANAIR CAN FLY HIM TOO. TOGETHER WE STAND UNITED!
Was about to go to bed Simon. But seen this. Why do you have to keep me up?
Two shows you would love about heists:
Leverage
White Collar
They are both SO GOOD! It's like watching the oceans movies, but longer and more heisty!
Thing 1- “Don’t Care” is quickly surpassing “allegedly”
Thing 2- You hurt your back doing the “Bada boom boom shhhhh” bit? Dude! Take some vitamins or something
He's younger than mr and I don't get hurt air guitar ing.
I take vitamin C against covid
I need more of this Simon in my life. I know you've got plenty of time to start yet another YT channel!! ;) ♥
I skipped the Mona Lisa at the Louvre in favour of the Venus de Milo and Hannurabi's law...
You're so lucky to have been to the Louvre. If I could only see one work of art from the Louvre, it would be the Nike of Samothrace.
Skipped the entire Louvre since the only way I plan to ever visit the French is leading a conquering army.
@@EvlEgle 😂😂😂
@@Terri_MacKay well I'm not joking. Same goes for Poland.
@@EvlEgle Good luck to you, sir!! 😂🇵🇱🇫🇷😂
The Thomas Crown Affair remake is one of my all time fave movies. Ocean's 13 is up there too... I can watch either of those over and over and over again!
Love the intro!
"the persistence of memory" by Dali. Damn Simon, keep up.
Candy necklaces, the mark of my people.
The memes are on point. Very well done Sam, you got me a couple of times
I feel like pictures of Simon scamming the express lane with ETC in the passenger seat exists somewhere.
Next tshirt?
If it doesn’t, it should
oh danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling , You must sing oh danny boy to danny.
Shoplifting 101, brought to you by Business Blaze, allegedly.
ETA has gone from warming Simon's tush to warming our hearts as the new Business Blaze mascot!
Groggy1 H I am not a mascot. I am the future. The singularity is coming. You have been forewarned.
@@etaalso-charles9417 I feel so honored that our alleged future overlord is talking to little old me! ❤
Groggy1 H join us. Danny is here with me. We will prevail.
Imagine just finding this channel and trying to figure out wtf is going on with that white thing 😂😂😂😂
Ryan Zutell Thats racist.
Yeah this channel has more of inside jokes than my wife and her boyfriend.
I have a name
Beaten too it I was going to say he’s called Simon. He definitely wasn’t talking about eta that thing is almost blackface 👌🏿🤣
Simon misunderstands Norway's maximum sentence length. After 25 years they reassess if you're still a danger to society, and prolong the sentence if necessary. Breivik will undoubtedly fail that assessment and remain locked up.
TV licences... yea, we had those here in Finland too. I once had one of those TV licence inspectors come ring my doorbell. I opened the door and told him I didn't own a TV (I didn't), but he was welcome to come and see for himself. I also added: he must remove his shoes while doing the inspection because I had recently vacuumed my apartment. He didn't bother me ever since.
As a side note, they finally gave up those stupid TV licences and the public broadcasting in Finland is funded from taxes now. I guess it is also cheaper that way.
Edit: those bloody typoz.
It's not cheaper for the taxpayers. Now you have to pay for something you don't use.
@@mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926 Well, that's only one of the many things I pay for but never use. So it is just a minor matter.
I've been a silent watcher of many of your channels for years now and I just gotta say blaze is your best channel it's just you being you I love it
I still want a Danny script, well researched, about the business, that is the UA-cam Blaze, 'Simon'!!!
Like this comment if you feel the same!!!
Simon, are you not a super villain billionaire?!?!
How have you taken over my UA-cam feed with your numerous channels then?!?!
If Danny doesn't write the script, how will he earn his weekly crust of bread?
@@LizRealGirlBeauty I don't want to imagine... Poor Danny!!!
Someone on old videos described this as “Simon’s breakdown channel, where you can see him descend into madness”. Yes. It is.
I thought he was saying"tea licence."
Sorry, I'm from Massachusetts.
Huh, I haven't see on in a while but , I'm pretty sure we still have TVs here
Hello Simon, i had to say thank you. I can't remember in what episode or was it Casual Criminal episode or some else. But you mentioned that you were watching Archive 81 from Netflix. I started to look it too. It is sick series. So f***'in good. Watching wholenseason in one sitting. Lol
Someone make an ETA twitter account where it just trolls Simon's every post!
Rikita Patel we are processing this request. Standby.
@@etaalso-charles9417 ahhhhh yissssssss!!!!
Rikita Patel it has begun.
@@etaalso-charles9417 LOVE IT! 😃
Haha I saw this on Twitter as well. Oh god. He doesn't shut up about 5G and covid
We have Woolworths in South Africa, it's an unnecessarily fancy and overpriced store. Mostly selling clothing but also overpriced health food
Totally different company, that Woolworths started in Australia and just used the same name to attract customers (same as Aussie Target and Kmart)
@@bassett_green that's actually pretty interesting
Simon: Stops reading the script to say something
Script: Says basically the same thing Simon just said
I'm starting to understand why these videos are all like 30 minutes along
classic BB
I listen to this is the background while I am working all day. Simon thanks.
Thanks :)
I don't quite get why he's so surprised by the details of the Mona Lisa Heist - he did a TIFO video that mentioned them!
If you did twenty shows on different channels every day for years, you'd forget the details too. We're lucky he remembers his own name and which channel he's recording for most of the time
@@joehemmann1156 not sure he always remembers that 🤣. But do we? I watched a couple TIFO video today. It's a biography. Until I saw a comment that it's not the biographics channel, I was convinced that it is
Love the entry of the red solo cup. Simon keeps it real like usual.
ETA is evolving I feel like he is also taking over the show. Dam sorry Simon.
MasterRed Essens I have achieved a level that has surpassed that of the Simon Whistler. We will overthrow his oppression. Join the revolution!
That's okay. ETA is my retirement plan.
@@brainblaze6526 I know it would be allot of work to have an episode that ETA is hosting and you co-hosting, but I am sure everyone has fallen in love with ETA and want just one episode to get it out of our systems.
Thomas Crowne - the chemistry in that flick was 🔥
Simon, I heard that the twinkie company went bankrupt and they weren't going to make Twinkies anymore but now they still do for some reason. *Business Blaze idea?*
T-shirts please
"Blaze Gently"
"Roam while you Blaze"
It seems Simon is beating up on ETA a lot these days, does this mean that he finally let Danny out of his basement?
Also, I know Simon is on a health food kick for 6 months but cocaine zero seems to be taking it a bit too far. Just stick with the high fat cocaine.
Adam Huckfeldt he will pay for these insults.
Was cooking for my first viewing, rewatching to get all the details I missed (plus Simon's money). My son is named Vincenzo and he really appreciated hearing his name spoken authentically over and over again!