@@willc1294 yeah, the writing is hilariously bad, sadly. If they had just pasted the LotR appendices into NovelAI, and kept clicking "Send", even the AI would've come up with something better (and more coherent).
Originally 5 boats 500 soldiers. Now 3 boats and presumably 300 soldiers. But the boats aren’t near big enough and they have a stable master? So horses for all 300. Then you’d have supplies and the boats crew. But three small boats should do it
“This tower will be a symbol of our strength!” Next episode: Tower crumbles and falls after a flaming arrow burns through one rope. Top notch storytelling this 👏
The Irish Balrog bit had me literally crying I was laughing so hard 😂. "Mr. Sauron sir, they're always after your lucky charms. That wee little ring in particular" ☘️ 🍀 ☘️
Gandalf wearing shorts is the perfect outfit, befitting of the caliber of the work he is critiquing. Elrond discusses with Celebrimbor how torn he is feeling, about the possibility of breaking his oath with Prince Durin, by revealing the existence of Mithril to others, especially King Gil-galad, who has questioned Elrond about it, all while literally breaking his oath to Durin, by admitting Mithril's existence to Celebrimbor and showing him the sample piece he was permitted to keep. Absolute stellar writing!
my problem with this show is this elrond would have to be a literal moron well people like galadrial are completly diffrent from there book counterparts she literaly led nations but almost behaves like a child and dont get me started on who the fuck is the guy with the hobbit mystery since if hes gandalf i am ok with it but it rewrites how they were supposed to come middle earth and has to come up with a new reason for why he has a ring of power meanwhile they have a mystery of who or were the hell is sauron, then theres the elf and the girl which im actually unshure if i like or not and i came into this with an open mind
like i like some of it the biggest problem is i know the lore from tolkiens other works and its so incongruent with it at parts its almost rage inducing even if i normaly wouldent hate it
I love that he calls them “HalfWits”! 😂😂😂 that is the best description for the Harfoots and writing staff yet. And the line “people seem to be just doing stuff for no reason” sums up the entire show so far.
I'm praying for 5 seasons, not to watch any more episodes, just for more Gandalf reviews from Charlie's flat. 'Gandalf, there's been some backlash....', love it.
I personally think Gandalf should roast em harder. Ya know considering they took the small amount of lore they had and threw it out the window to do whatever they pleased. Creating the ultimate fanfiction of the second age.
The moral from this, Always drink your beverages in the dining room whilst NOT watching Gandalf roast Rings of Power, it will save you replacing keyboards and from having to clean spluttered drinks off your monitor screen...😆
@@justhair17 You think the writers would know about The lord of gifts but they haven't and they only have the rights to the appendices not the book it's self.
Everybody's solid Gold, but Boromir is pure Platinum. Those sly one-liners that just slide in under the radar (delivered with that perfect air of almost bewilderment) startle a bark of laughter from me like nothing else can.
ok, I haven't researched this at all but the odds are that the ships from KFP2 are themselves based on real chinese designs rather than being wholly original concepts
Bonus point for making them too big to get under that CGI bridge in the background. The last alliance of elves and men fails and Sauron conquers middle earth because the Numinorians cant get out of their own front gate.
You're all amazing, all voices are perfect! Reactions are spot on. Gandalf at the ending of the ROP: "Thank f*ck for that!" lol too right his wisdom kicking in 😅
I wonder if Elendil and Isildur are going to yell '' the sea is always right '' when they are marching into mordor to meet the vast armies of orcs and Sauron.
"I'm just going to say whatever sells the most T shirts" Truly Gandalf proves he truly was the wisest and (with that beard) fairest of all. None of these elves hold a flame of Anor to his magesty
I've thought about why Elrond didn't fight Isildur that day he had the chance to destroy the ring. I think the most obvious reason might be that it could have caused a war between elves and humans. After the death of his father, Isildur was king, after all. Since Sauron was no immediate threat anymore (I mean, it took him 5000 years to make his move after his defeat that day), fighting over the ring might not have gone well with everyone involved. And with how short lived humans are in comparison to elves, Elrond probably thought there'd be plenty of time to take care of it later. But the ring got lost.
@@skeeterd5150 Well, it sure wasn't funny... But it was a topic at the start of the video and since I've actually been thinking about it recently, I thought I might as well write it down...
I always assumed Isildur WORE the ring to escape in short order. A guy like Old Elrond would have killed Isildur, and submitted himself to punishment at human hands. The guy was basically an apathetic christ-figure until this show decided to write him as a half-wit.
I think it was moreso that Isildur was a direct living descendent of Elrond's brother Elros and he couldn't bring himself to destroy a part of the family he lost
Maybe Elrond was thinking about it when Isildur was walking away out of Mt Doom; but that's the moment he tried on his new bling, vanished, and Elrond - all surprised and not a little miffed - went home.
Gandalf, Boromir, and Elrond look a hundred times more convincing that the cgi falling leaving leaves when the Numenorian army is marching through the streets. And a thousand times more convincing that Galadriel's sword "skills."
1. Numenorians have a standing professionally trained army, they would not send untrained volunteers on a military expedition. 2. Numenorians are experts at sailing, and their empire is vast (more than a single island), they have more than 7 ships lol. 3. They showed 7 ships, 2 were destroyed but claimed only 3 were left.... 4. Numenorians are well above 6' tall on average (including the women) and live for hundreds of years, they were considered the best of the race of men and yet are shown a be here as tiny petty humans. 5. It was stated none of these numenorians faught against orcs... They literally fought back and won against the armies of morgoth ffs. 6. Wine does not explode like dynamite or gasoline when in contact with fire. 7. Guyladriel and -sauron- Halbrand had full armor in their traditional design, despite arriving with nothing. 8. Watching a 5'3" zero-cup angsty actress trying to play a 2,000 year old 6'4" high elf is laughable. Galadriel was descended from royalty, raised by wizards (maiar) _and able to beat sauron back using only her powers (no swords)_ Such a waste of a good character, like jean grey (X-Men) playing Deadpool instead. She's 10 million times more powerful than any human/numenorian, yet she hasn't once used any elven magic or wisdom because the showrunners wanted to turn her into Joan of Arc girlboss. 9. The actress playing Guyladriel stated she needed therapy from all these terribly choreographed fight sequences and men lunging at her, she has no action experience, didn't train for the role nor read any of the source material making her the worst casting choice of the decade. She is weak and frail in real life which is why it's not convincing to see her try and project strength onscreen. Bad casting choice.
1:35 "Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt light in me again." - Gandalf reminiscing about his days in Weedbrook.
@@TheZapan99 Don't like him. You can take shit too far. Also he reminds me of the poor sods we used to torment in school. And I don't particularly like to be reminded of my past sins.
This is pure Comedic gold. Well done! Ned is a great touch. "Proper classy Rohirim"... fucking Hilarious! It refects the random irrational nonsense we see throughout Rings of Power. "People seem to be just doing stuff for no reason"...exactly! It's as though a bunch of 8-year-olds wrote the script. This is even more devastating to Amazon than the ridiculing/mocking reviews other channels are doing. Absolutely brilliant! Amazon is panicking...we are seeing heavy promotion everywhere...on buses...During NFL games...everywhere. They are spending multi-millions trying to salvage this pile of shit and it won't work.
I gave up watching the show after the first few episodes but am vaguely interested to know how it turns out, so following along through Gandalf's (admittedly ultra-commercial) perspective is such a good way to keep track 🙏
And the tree roots will turn into Mithril that will itself cure the tree blight and save the light of every elf, but only if we stop all wars against evil, cause evil is bad and we're good. Do they only hire writers with brain damage at Amazon?
What do we think of the show so far? I'm mixed, some good bits, but not enough of them.
Ep 5 was the most boring
It's garbage.
You're always going to be your own biggest critic. You're doing fine ✌️
its embarrassingly bad
It went downhill fast. Loved the first episode and then each one grew lesser
"People just seem to be doing stuff for no reason."
-Gandalf's incredibly apt summary of Rings of Power.
pretty much sums up all history of humankind
@@Gruxxan no just Australians
Hear Hear!
@@Gruxxan You should learn some history.
Lol true
"Is there anyone in this show who isnt Sauron" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
To be fare it's told he was a shape shifter and was influencing all the races so he could be many different characters guess we shall see
Will turn out to be the one least expected like say... Nori 😂
@@willc1294 no.. galadriel IS sauron itself
@@willc1294 yeah, the writing is hilariously bad, sadly. If they had just pasted the LotR appendices into NovelAI, and kept clicking "Send", even the AI would've come up with something better (and more coherent).
Oh yes, so true
Honestly at this point I'm cheering for Sauron and the orcs to win.
Not the only one Liz
@@michaelcarney6280 😅
U mean Eminem cosplaying Sauron?
@@coreymckee4844 That's not Sauron (thank goodness)
@@coreymckee4844 that Eminem looking person is actually a female (yeah I didn't know either)
The mighty Numenor is going to war, with their 3 sailboats and about 10-30 soldiers 😂
1 bIlLiOn dOlLaRs BuDjEcT...
this epic showdown will be 20 people swinging swords for 45 minutes in slo-mo
Originally 5 boats 500 soldiers. Now 3 boats and presumably 300 soldiers. But the boats aren’t near big enough and they have a stable master? So horses for all 300. Then you’d have supplies and the boats crew. But three small boats should do it
300 volunteers
The rest are Ghosts of the Christmas Past
"Whatever sells the most T-shirts!" 😂😂 Gandalf knows that words are power! 😂🤣
LOL Jw gandalf???
Dont let Cersei hear that....."power is power"
Where is the Gandalf is always right T-shirt? Come take my money!
@@tobyklase8179 seconded !
Words were never power and this ain't naysaying. Knowledge, actions, electricity, water, wind, fire, and earth are power.
“This tower will be a symbol of our strength!”
Next episode: Tower crumbles and falls after a flaming arrow burns through one rope.
Top notch storytelling this 👏
But the writers checked their box, the chick had a tough sounding speech.
This is my new favorite thing. I could literally watch the entire runtime of the season with these guys
End of season I’ll post a full highlights
Same
Really hope your getting monetised for your work
Can't wait to see the t-shirts 🙂 sales will be awesome
@@CharlieHopkinson Just roast the entire Episode 6 in real-time
Your videos are too short!
Same, otherwise I'd completely go off! Eh, I'm doing it anyway. You are saving us from a complete meltdown!😅
The Irish Balrog bit had me literally crying I was laughing so hard 😂. "Mr. Sauron sir, they're always after your lucky charms. That wee little ring in particular" ☘️ 🍀 ☘️
Boromir saying, "They sent them all in separate boxes. That is so bad for the planet." 😭😭🤣🤣
Gandalf wearing shorts is the perfect outfit, befitting of the caliber of the work he is critiquing.
Elrond discusses with Celebrimbor how torn he is feeling, about the possibility of breaking his oath with Prince Durin, by revealing the existence of Mithril to others, especially King Gil-galad, who has questioned Elrond about it, all while literally breaking his oath to Durin, by admitting Mithril's existence to Celebrimbor and showing him the sample piece he was permitted to keep. Absolute stellar writing!
Learned it from Peter Jackson.
wow elrond couldn't keep his oath for more than 1 episode?
man elrond sucks now, he used to be cool.
my problem with this show is this elrond would have to be a literal moron well people like galadrial are completly diffrent from there book counterparts she literaly led nations but almost behaves like a child and dont get me started on who the fuck is the guy with the hobbit mystery since if hes gandalf i am ok with it but it rewrites how they were supposed to come middle earth and has to come up with a new reason for why he has a ring of power meanwhile they have a mystery of who or were the hell is sauron, then theres the elf and the girl which im actually unshure if i like or not and i came into this with an open mind
like i like some of it the biggest problem is i know the lore from tolkiens other works and its so incongruent with it at parts its almost rage inducing even if i normaly wouldent hate it
The Irish Balrog killed me 😂
Same. Caught me off guard. 😂
Didn't see that coming 😂
I died 😂😂😂
samwise balrog
"People seem to be doing stuff for no reason"
Yeah, that's pretty much the whole series
"The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak" damn gandalf, that was epic
Willing
Literally better writing than the show has
@@demyx0067 you’re not wrong… It’s actually from the Bible. Matthew 26:41
Willing
I’ve been that drunk…..
The pull-ups on the bar scene was hilarious!
Need more of this dude, it's hilarious, half of my motivation to watch the show is to see it get torn apart
Same.😂👍
I just watch reviews and roasts, the show is pure boring shit and I aint wasting anymore time on that rop.
Only half?
Don't even watch anymore. Still watch these though.
@@xxfgsdfgadgsgsrgfdsg other half is that they just go all batshit crazy and make galadriel sleep with halbrand/ sauron
I love that he calls them “HalfWits”! 😂😂😂 that is the best description for the Harfoots and writing staff yet. And the line “people seem to be just doing stuff for no reason” sums up the entire show so far.
This series deserves roasting…..and you’re doing a bang up job of it.
“Frodo’s Nana” kills me every time 😂😂😂
I'm praying for 5 seasons, not to watch any more episodes, just for more Gandalf reviews from Charlie's flat. 'Gandalf, there's been some backlash....', love it.
I think Amazon is bound by contract to produce 50 episodes/50 hours of this crap.
Snarky Gandalf is hilarious, and I could listen to Boromir's uncanny intensity in reviewing this show for hours
These are too funny 😂 “Morgoth could beat up my Dad” creased
I've only just found these videos and I was in tears at that one. I think it's a very British joke.
I personally think Gandalf should roast em harder. Ya know considering they took the small amount of lore they had and threw it out the window to do whatever they pleased. Creating the ultimate fanfiction of the second age.
nah even fanfic is more respectful
I thought Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was bad but this is making it look like a masterclass in writing
for it to be a fanfic they have to be fans. lol
The arrogance for them to think they could fabricate their own version of Tolkien amazes me.
@@EnergeticxCheese well both are trash
I love the sean bean. More sean bean please 😆
Yes. His breathless delivery makes me laugh every time he talks.
This is literally one of the best series on the internet. Congrats bruh. Goes way way beyond decent impersonations. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
YOu are funny.
3:12 - "Is there anyone in this show who isn't Sauron?"
A better written line than anything in this "series" so far.
Borimirs reaction to being told him hair is too long absolutely floored me😂
The moral from this, Always drink your beverages in the dining room whilst NOT watching Gandalf roast Rings of Power, it will save you replacing keyboards and from having to clean spluttered drinks off your monitor screen...😆
Is there anyone in this show who is not Sauron? 🤣🤣🤣
the only one not secretly Sauron is Sauron!
Idk man, there is this dude called Annatar, I doubt he is Sauron😂
@@justhair17 You think the writers would know about The lord of gifts but they haven't and they only have the rights to the appendices not the book it's self.
@@justhair17 Do the fanfiction writers even know who Annatar is?
Turns out the armour guy in the prologue wasn't Sauron :D
Boromir just casually turning into Sharpe! Now that's soldiering.
I just lost it at Gandalf at the bar saying "fly you fools" hahahahh
The best part of episode 5 was Durin lying to the Elves in order to steal a new table for his wife Disa..
Gandalf: "Ahhh sorry, who are you again?"
That part really had me Rollin 😂🤣
So, Gandalf's secret for resisting the temptation from the One Ring was a Headspace monthly subscription
It was almost to the point of it being Raid: Shadow Legend.
"Yah they do get around" I was cracking up
"Frodo's Nanna has nobody by herself to blame for that" 😆 My thoughts exactly. The delivery was amazing!
Everybody's solid Gold, but Boromir is pure Platinum. Those sly one-liners that just slide in under the radar (delivered with that perfect air of almost bewilderment) startle a bark of laughter from me like nothing else can.
Whoever designed the ship is really smart. Copied the Ship from Kung-fu Panda 2 and took all the money without doing anything. 😂
ok, I haven't researched this at all but the odds are that the ships from KFP2 are themselves based on real chinese designs rather than being wholly original concepts
@@DaveDexterMusic I mean, KFP is basically a Chinese martial art movie so using China ship is justified.
Using China ship is justified
Bonus point for making them too big to get under that CGI bridge in the background.
The last alliance of elves and men fails and Sauron conquers middle earth because the Numinorians cant get out of their own front gate.
“Excuse me?! Who are you again?!”
my thoughts exactly lmao
"Is there anyone in this show that isn't Sauron" - spot on, Boromir! Amazing
Okay, the pull ups with the 'fly you fools' chant really got me good.
You're all amazing, all voices are perfect! Reactions are spot on. Gandalf at the ending of the ROP: "Thank f*ck for that!" lol too right his wisdom kicking in 😅
LOL! That Waldreg/Baldrick bit gave me a giggle. Loved Blackadder.
Waldreg turning into Baldrick is genius. I adore Black Adder . If he was in ROP, he would have offed half of the characters.
So glad to see the t shirts sales from ep3 got Gandalf that staff he wanted
"Jeff Besos said I can have a place on his final rocket into the west"🤣🤣🤣
4:38 - That guy is absolutely Saruman. I am convinced. Just listen to the yell.
I called it. It is Saruman...
I wonder if Elendil and Isildur are going to yell '' the sea is always right '' when they are marching into mordor to meet the vast armies of orcs and Sauron.
Probably right after Galadriel rides past them yelling “There is a tempest in me!”
@@bencarlson4300 YOU. HAVE. NOT. SEEN. WHAT. I. HAVE. SEEEEEEEEEEN 🤺 💀
Elrond stole the entire concept when he had the black riders overpowered by the river.
No theyre going to yell give.me the meat raw
@@bencarlson4300 oh god xD
Love the “fly you fools” from the books lol
This is far more interesting than the actual show, I wanna watch the full series like this!!
I have decided this is how i will keep up with the rings of power from now on, so much more entertaining
“He said something like morgoth beat up my dad” I couldn’t stop laughing
"Is there anyone in this show who isn't Sauron?", that one killed me. 🤣
Subbed cus of the pull ups 🤣 "fly you fools...FLY you Fools......FLY YOU FOOLS!" I was almost murderer in laughter 🤣🤣😮💨😮💨😂😂
“Oooh she’s a fighting addict…” lol😂
Legit better than the actual show.
"I'm just going to say whatever sells the most T shirts"
Truly Gandalf proves he truly was the wisest and (with that beard) fairest of all. None of these elves hold a flame of Anor to his magesty
" The spirit is willing, the but flesh is weak " 🤣🤣
Honestly the mannerisms and impressions for Gandalf especially are pretty amazing.
I've thought about why Elrond didn't fight Isildur that day he had the chance to destroy the ring.
I think the most obvious reason might be that it could have caused a war between elves and humans. After the death of his father, Isildur was king, after all.
Since Sauron was no immediate threat anymore (I mean, it took him 5000 years to make his move after his defeat that day), fighting over the ring might not have gone well with everyone involved.
And with how short lived humans are in comparison to elves, Elrond probably thought there'd be plenty of time to take care of it later. But the ring got lost.
Great comment, but probably not for this satire channel.
@@skeeterd5150 Well, it sure wasn't funny... But it was a topic at the start of the video and since I've actually been thinking about it recently, I thought I might as well write it down...
I always assumed Isildur WORE the ring to escape in short order. A guy like Old Elrond would have killed Isildur, and submitted himself to punishment at human hands. The guy was basically an apathetic christ-figure until this show decided to write him as a half-wit.
I think it was moreso that Isildur was a direct living descendent of Elrond's brother Elros and he couldn't bring himself to destroy a part of the family he lost
Maybe Elrond was thinking about it when Isildur was walking away out of Mt Doom; but that's the moment he tried on his new bling, vanished, and Elrond - all surprised and not a little miffed - went home.
"People just seem to be doing stuff for no reason." Sums if up pretty well.
I lost it at the "Fly fools!" Chin ups 🤣
Gandalf, Boromir, and Elrond look a hundred times more convincing that the cgi falling leaving leaves when the Numenorian army is marching through the streets. And a thousand times more convincing that Galadriel's sword "skills."
That head space break had me rolling on the floor dying lol
The meditation scene is pure gold. 🤣
“I’ll kill the bastard” Bor getting pissed as shit 😂😂😂
At least Gandalf has his traditional mug to prove credibility as some people claim impersonation.
The pull-ups had me 🤣
2:15 best part of the video
I look forward to these more than the actual episodes
I can’t help noticing what nice legs “Gandalf” has,@CharlieHopkinson! LOLOLOL
1. Numenorians have a standing professionally trained army, they would not send untrained volunteers on a military expedition.
2. Numenorians are experts at sailing, and their empire is vast (more than a single island), they have more than 7 ships lol.
3. They showed 7 ships, 2 were destroyed but claimed only 3 were left....
4. Numenorians are well above 6' tall on average (including the women) and live for hundreds of years, they were considered the best of the race of men and yet are shown a be here as tiny petty humans.
5. It was stated none of these numenorians faught against orcs... They literally fought back and won against the armies of morgoth ffs.
6. Wine does not explode like dynamite or gasoline when in contact with fire.
7. Guyladriel and -sauron- Halbrand had full armor in their traditional design, despite arriving with nothing.
8. Watching a 5'3" zero-cup angsty actress trying to play a 2,000 year old 6'4" high elf is laughable. Galadriel was descended from royalty, raised by wizards (maiar) _and able to beat sauron back using only her powers (no swords)_
Such a waste of a good character, like jean grey (X-Men) playing Deadpool instead. She's 10 million times more powerful than any human/numenorian, yet she hasn't once used any elven magic or wisdom because the showrunners wanted to turn her into Joan of Arc girlboss.
9. The actress playing Guyladriel stated she needed therapy from all these terribly choreographed fight sequences and men lunging at her, she has no action experience, didn't train for the role nor read any of the source material making her the worst casting choice of the decade. She is weak and frail in real life which is why it's not convincing to see her try and project strength onscreen. Bad casting choice.
Gandalf doing pull-ups was brilliant
"The fate of the whole first season is on one showdown" hahahaha! 😂 couldn't agree more Gandalf
1:35 "Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt light in me again." - Gandalf reminiscing about his days in Weedbrook.
this is easily the funniest thing ive seen in a while. keep it up !
Boromir the paranoid android: I just know it, this will all end in tears..
Galadrial is Saron. Calling it now.
SAurons not THAT evil dude, be fair.
Fact.
6:36 Boromir exposing out deepest fear 😂😂😂
This is great. With this I don't need to watch the actual show to be sure it hasn't gotten better and it's solid entertainment in contrast.
Watch Shadiversity's review of the show too, he goes deep into everything they fucked up, from the standpoint of an actual medieval fantasy writer.
@@TheZapan99 Don't like him. You can take shit too far. Also he reminds me of the poor sods we used to torment in school. And I don't particularly like to be reminded of my past sins.
"It's an IRL staff." man I'm loving this
This is basically better than the actual series 😅
Hahaha Gandalf repping pull ups to “fly you fools”
1:13 Irish balrog caught me off guard xD
“Gandalf, what the fook was that for?” 😂
Dude this the funniest series I've seen in a while..😂😭 Thank Gandalf and bb Elrond..
“People just seem to be doing stuff for no reason “😂😂😂 I’m dying laughing over here. ❤😂😂
This is pure Comedic gold. Well done! Ned is a great touch. "Proper classy Rohirim"... fucking Hilarious! It refects the random irrational nonsense we see throughout Rings of Power. "People seem to be just doing stuff for no reason"...exactly! It's as though a bunch of 8-year-olds wrote the script. This is even more devastating to Amazon than the ridiculing/mocking reviews other channels are doing. Absolutely brilliant! Amazon is panicking...we are seeing heavy promotion everywhere...on buses...During NFL games...everywhere. They are spending multi-millions trying to salvage this pile of shit and it won't work.
They need to hire Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens. Or any competent writer who loves Tolkien
Ep 5 was TURGID
Well it was written by woke activists posing as writers so you're not far wrong with the 8 year old analogy...
The Gandalf and Boromir impressions are spot on!
'Ohhhh.. she's a fighting addict'. lol
I look forward to these reviews away more than the actual episode.
Gandalf doing a Samwise impression is gold 😂
The Baldrick blackadder joke was the best one for me
if ,,poorly" means that I could NOT tell a difference... yeah, pretty poorly
lol
I’m doing pull-ups while saying “fly you fools” from now on.
"The sea is always right"
These words will break your spirit to keep watching this series
I gave up watching the show after the first few episodes but am vaguely interested to know how it turns out, so following along through Gandalf's (admittedly ultra-commercial) perspective is such a good way to keep track 🙏
"I have a great idea, I'll hide a Silmaril in a tree!" - said nobody ever.
And the tree roots will turn into Mithril that will itself cure the tree blight and save the light of every elf, but only if we stop all wars against evil, cause evil is bad and we're good.
Do they only hire writers with brain damage at Amazon?
"who are you again" shes the only one with a washing machine
I WANT MORE OF THIS!
The Irish Balrog! 😅😂😆