Gutfeld reads through the week’s leftover jokes
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- Опубліковано 29 лип 2022
- Greg Gutfeld and guests read through the week's leftover jokes that never got used on ‘Gutfeld!’
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Comedy Gold! There were more funny jokes in that one segment than all the big 3 late night network shows for a year!
I don't know if I trust Fox News either.... blackrock and vanguard are clever bit ches
You know you’re #1 on tv when you’re leftover jokes are this hilarious! Great job Greg! 🤘👊
You know you're #1 when your leftover leftout jokes are better than the jokes your competition uses on their show❓😉❓😆
Actually in 2020, there was Hyunsik BTOB whom I thought was real (even composed Dear Love song) and I really believed Hyunsik liked me and I tried to get over the scam and was quite heartbroken. But it's hello world and I do not wanna be associated with BTOB due to their tendency to be bad, like to party and have tattoos
I don't know if I trust Fox News either.... blackrock and vanguard are clever bit ches
@@atifval
Just show me your pushy you funking beach.
You laugh but the FBI joke was probably too close to true!!
WHY DIDN'T THEY USE THESE! They were hilarious and on point!
Time limits on the show probably
These guys are Great! And the guests they bring on are insightful with their own brand of humor....Never a dull moment! Thanks Greg!!!😂😂😂🤣👍😁 FJB
Gutfeld has no limits...he's there when you need a laugh.
no republican has limits... rules... or shame....
like a cartoon... good for laughs.
@@recklessabandon821 blow me.
@@recklessabandon821 Go back to watch your daily indoctrination on MSNBC.
I don't know if I trust Fox News either.... blackrock and vanguard are clever bit ches
@@recklessabandon821 been 4 months..still pissin your pantys yet
The Hinkley and Jerrid jokes were golden. ...
I love Charlie Hurt’s laugh!! 😂😂
He needs to be on the show more often.
Plus, these were hilarious!!
Great laugh from the handsome Charlie Hurt
I agree!!
He is so handsome 🙂
The Gutfield Show keeps getting better & better. Congrats to the entire production.
Many Blessings All 🙏🇺🇸💪
I don't know if I trust Fox News either.... blackrock and vanguard are clever bit ches
The Bert and Ernie MonkeyPox joke was HILARIOUS!!! ROFLMAO!!
The Hinkley joke was GOLD!
All of them are great 👍, that John Hinckley Jr. line that was solid gold you could make a Rolex out of that one, perfect!
Greg and his ‘entourage’ are great
I don't know if I trust Fox News either.... blackrock and vanguard are clever bit ches
@@Jonsmithc1 same comment every time. Pathetic
This segment reminds me of the classic SNL Weekend Update, back in the good old days when Dennis Miller was the host!
Dennis Miller was hilarious.
Dennis Miller and Norm Macdonald… the best!
love this segment! keep them coming!
These are great! My personal faves were the Jet Blue joke and the Covid/low libido joke.
These jokes are better than the late night comedians combined
Hilarious! Keep doing these!
Leftovers has got to be a regular feature! Love it!
"You can't tell the FBI what to do." LOL best jokes are based in truth.
Brilliant jokes! This segment needs to be posted every week. There is in spite of all indications to the contrary, still vestiges of intelligent life in America.
LOVE Gutfeld.
Colbert and Falice... Oops I meant Fallon... have nothing on you Gregg!!!!!! Great show as always!!!!
But they are better news reporters.
Greg you should more of this.
If that is their throwaways no wonder they are so successful!
that grand theft auto joke was so solid. LMAO
And now no one will say that woman can’t crash cars
Always on point!🤣🤣🤣
I didn't know I needed this on Saturday night after a Cadillac Margarita --- but I guess I did!😂🤣👍
Can’t tell the FBI what to do…….😂😂😂😂😂
Cracking up the whole time on this segment!
Those were fantastic!
Please do more of these!!!!
I love the dark jokes!!
I’m so twisted. 🤣🤣
The last joke was a classic.😂😂
You keep me laughing Greg , God love ya !
Gutfield makes me feel like I’m a guest too.
Lipido.
John Hinckley
Adolf dog.
Some serious gold here 😂😂😂😂
Greg is always wilding, 🤣🤣
These jokes are better than the ones they use. The cannibalism joke actually made me howl with laughter!
Jet Blue was the best. But the whole bit had me rolling!
I'm especially sensitive to jokes about Spirit Airlines being stuck in Fort Lauderdale, after having been there and done that exactly at that location and airline more times than I care to remember.
The cuomo jokes are gold, all great stuff thanks greg
Always Leaves me LMFAO 🤣😆🤣
Those leftovers are better than any other late night comedy undigestable, "best effort" that they try to dish up.
👍⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
My dog Adolf! Brilliant!
The fbi one was pure gold! 🥇 👍👍
Friggin gold!
if this isn't already a weekly segment, it should be!
They should spread them as "one joke clip" between segments every day.
The FBI joke was so on point.
Greg, you got me rolling!🤣 Love your show!❤️
I love the leftovers...🥰
Why were these left out? . . . 😂😂😂
My favorite was the airline deal "still stuck in fort Lauderdale". All hilarious though. Thanks Greg
Greg Gutting these Jagoffs is the ZZZZIIIINNNNGGGGG we all need to carry the day !
I just wish we still had our old fashioned TV antenna so we didn't have to rely on YT's short versions of the shows !
This family REFUSES to pay for garbage cable TV channels we have no desire to watch..
Those jokes, top shelf, thanks for the laughs.
Great show , Greg always makes hilarious face 😂
I don't know if I trust Fox News either.... blackrock and vanguard are clever bit ches
This is the new weekend update 🙂
Wow, those were amazing! Thanks for the laughs, those were all gold!
That was awesome, love those jokes!!! Especially love the Michelin joke.
All gold!
We used to have a cat named Adolf he had a black square mustache 😆
The office refrigerator is an example of why communism is so compatible with the realities of human nature.
These leftovers sections need to become a routine and I'm sure they'll be classic
I can understand why some of these never got used, lol.
Sean Hannity told the lie that Trump deployed the National Guard 43 times on his prime time show. Now that Trump officials are on record, under oath, to the Jan. 6 Cmte saying this isn’t true, what is Fox gonna do about it? Should Sean Hannity be subpoenaed too?
" Thousands upon thousands of communist martyrs have heroically laid down their lives for the people; let us hold their banner high and march ahead along the path crimson with their blood!"
- Mao Tse Tung
Go ahead and send Nancy Pelosi in Taiwan, every american who sets foot in Taiwan will go home in bodybags, that is guarantee! China has every right to defend their sovereignty!
I laughed a lot...thx you comedic genius.
Gutfeld is what SNL and other late night shows used to be. FUNNY!!
Greg was pleased, I am pleased.
"Experts say they overpaid by 3.4billion" I can't stop laughing!
...and left in "Ft Lauderdale" hysterical 🤣
@@RWB20 I wonder who wrote these 🤣
@@greyman1104 Kat Timpf writes most of Gutfelds monologue. She's also hilarious 😅
@@morocreates Thank you! Yes she really is 🤣
These are fantastic. LOL
GREAT Jokes!
Definitely do this segment again!
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Whew now I can watch the rest 😂 . So far the first few seconds are really great
the GTA and the adolf dog jokes were awesome
Easier to blame the veteran rather than the court
GUTFELD ROCKIN OUT THE GLASSES 🥳😉👍❤️❤️❤️❤️🤪
"A recession is two quarters in a row of negative growth."
-- President Bill Clinton, Dec. 19, 2000
“You know, a recession is two periods of- two quarters of negative growth in a row.” - Nancy Pelosi 2008
“Since 1948 the U.S. economy has never shrunk for two quarters in a row without a recession. Two straight quarters of economic contraction is considered a recession.”
“Fed GDP tracker shows the U.S. economy is in a recession.” - CNBC
“A recession is two back-to-back quarters of declining gross domestic product (GDP).” - Time
Magazine
“The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat.” - Conan O’Brien July 27, 2022
re•ces•sion
/ra' seSH(e)n/
noun
noun: recession; plural noun: recessions
1. a period of temporary economic decline during which trade and industrial activity are reduced.
generally identified by a fall in GDP in two successive quarters.
"the country is in the depths of a recession'
Similar:
economic decline
downturn
depression
A recession is when your neighbor loses his job
A depression is when you lose yours.
This is how Congress thinks of us.
We are no more than an ATM with unlimited funds in the governments eyes.
the spirit joke was very norm, approved
"Snowpiercer".....without the snow....and the train.
Just love Greg's funny stuff. 😆
Not a bad one in the bunch...Greg's writers 'gonna get paid!'
These were way better than the Friday monologue!
Gold!!!
It was only a couple of Misses but the leftovers were pretty good this week
Lmmfao 🤣this was the best 😂
You are THE BEST!!!🥰😇💜😍
Cool segment
Yesterday is a hard word for me.
John Barron
Love Gutfeld. He actually is funny
What an Improper show ! I Love It .
The rest is funny Greg. You keep us going and on our toes.
The leftovers are better than the regular jokes
You cant replace Norm, but those are funny jokes haha
The didn't pass the sniff test was the best.
leftovers are great
These were all good, hard to see them rejected
Gold!
These should be the A-list jokes
Some good mature humor
In four minutes, Gutfeld gave us more genuine laughs than Colbert and Kimmel do in a year. Combined.
A fact!!!
If the Emmy folk wanted to bring the people of the US together for an evening they would crown Gutfeld with their highest accolade, celebrate his greatest moments and I defy anyone from any political viewpoint not to weep with laughter and feel more open to all opinions. National Treasure!