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  • Опубліковано 4 сер 2022
  • 'Gutfeld!' panelists react to Biden's handling of China's escalating tensions following House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's visit to Taiwan and reflect back on former President Trump's diplomacy.
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  • @222wheelsdown
    @222wheelsdown Рік тому +683

    It’s crazy that we went from one of the greatest Presidents in modern history to literally one of the worst..

    • @subashchandran7737
      @subashchandran7737 Рік тому +14

      U guys never had greatest presidents

    • @donniles3531
      @donniles3531 Рік тому

      @@subashchandran7737 Keep telling yourself that. At least our country doesn't need a national campaign to keep our people from sh****** in the street.

    • @danield2685
      @danield2685 Рік тому +15

      Facts

    • @evertblad8760
      @evertblad8760 Рік тому

      @@donniles3531

    • @shawnfinlay4952
      @shawnfinlay4952 Рік тому

      @@donniles3531 I'd say you're a few years behind the times pal. Are ya slow, special needs, or maybe you're just having a hard time keepin' up?

  • @joeshumo9457
    @joeshumo9457 Рік тому +311

    At eighty something years old and the speaker of the house, do you really think she cares about any kind of personal responsibility or accountability in any way shape or form?
    Term limits. We need them.

    • @softyzz69
      @softyzz69 Рік тому +14

      she is a female so there is no accountability or responsibility, that is why they are not meant to lead anything

    • @richardgiammarino7568
      @richardgiammarino7568 Рік тому +1

      This can't come soon enough ! Self serving empty suits motivated by greed. Horrible administration.

    • @RM-lk1so
      @RM-lk1so Рік тому

      Shell run that crap till the TIRE FALL OFF.
      BLAME ALL THAT THOSE WHO KEEP VOTING FOR HER..

    • @akgrandma5035
      @akgrandma5035 Рік тому

      @@softyzz69 Obviously you are either blind or stupid (possibly both) Of course females can lead...it's just that competent ones are very few in number...and probably on the "other side" of the isle. 🤨

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 Рік тому +11

      Money and power are highly addictive. She can't quit either one. More more!

  • @semloclusa1630
    @semloclusa1630 Рік тому +9

    One of the best monologues, EVER! Thanks Greg.

  • @LisaGemini
    @LisaGemini Рік тому +7

    Hilarious opening, Greg! That's one of your best ever. Thank God you can laugh and make us laugh at the nightmare in D.C.

  • @gardenofeels6872
    @gardenofeels6872 Рік тому +674

    The economy has gotten so bad, Nancy Pelosi had to cancel this year's facelift.

    • @silsahchne7236
      @silsahchne7236 Рік тому +23

      Great Grandma does look pretty rough. She has a new hair style on an old face.

    • @6421rich
      @6421rich Рік тому +22

      @@silsahchne7236 She reminds me of the movie THEY LIVE

    • @kathylewan6976
      @kathylewan6976 Рік тому +11

      Sure looks like it hahaha

    • @tinabailey3170
      @tinabailey3170 Рік тому +6

      JJP did it for her 😂

    • @flowerjpotter1629
      @flowerjpotter1629 Рік тому +17

      I wonder where do the brows go from here.

  • @Changeiscoming47
    @Changeiscoming47 Рік тому +809

    He’s not alone. Millions and millions of us Americans are also pissed off and have been for a VERY long time.

    • @ingridgustavsson3012
      @ingridgustavsson3012 Рік тому +39

      This is one pissed off American right here. Unbelievable

    • @Changeiscoming47
      @Changeiscoming47 Рік тому +39

      @@ingridgustavsson3012 absolutely enraged!! Somehow, the clown and his cronies get worse by the day 🤯

    • @cso1952
      @cso1952 Рік тому +15

      ​@@Changeiscoming47 Exactly

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd Рік тому +10

      Since when you care about China?

    • @Sarah-lb8cs
      @Sarah-lb8cs Рік тому +14

      That’s for sure and probably underestimated! I don’t have a name for how f’ing pissed off I am!!🤬. I’m ready to burn the whole system down!!

  • @joespeciale5875
    @joespeciale5875 Рік тому +56

    Every Gutfeld is precious, and this one tops even the ones previous. I can’t stop laughing-- which is really important at the present time.

  • @brotherandythesage
    @brotherandythesage Рік тому +7

    The questions no one has been able to answer: "Why did she go? What did she accomplish?"

    • @hihosh1
      @hihosh1 Рік тому

      She accomplished telling the CCP to shove it, which unfortunately since after Trump, no one else has been doing

  • @syoung1908
    @syoung1908 Рік тому +327

    If Nadler's belt gets any higher it will be a necktie.

    • @wwg1wgamaga14
      @wwg1wgamaga14 Рік тому +17

      😂🤣😅👍!

    • @LesterMoore
      @LesterMoore Рік тому +21

      And should it become his necktie, hopefully he'll tighten it to reduce the circumference of his neck to half the size it is now.

    • @MyLove-uj8zi
      @MyLove-uj8zi Рік тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dickjohnson4418
      @dickjohnson4418 Рік тому +13

      Looks like he has a beer kag under his shirt. 🍺

    • @jerrysullivan7223
      @jerrysullivan7223 Рік тому +10

      That's funny sh..
      T 😂🤔🤔

  • @candicewitzkoske3155
    @candicewitzkoske3155 Рік тому +450

    This entire administration has become such an embarrassment; it’s really sad

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 Рік тому +17

      What do you mean "has become"? Were they ever not an embarrassment? 🤔

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd Рік тому +6

      Why do you care about Chinese administration!

    • @tommycasidy3031
      @tommycasidy3031 Рік тому

      This is beyond an embarrassment, they have become a threat to America. I wouldn't be surprised if they cause a world war.

    • @brianellis8620
      @brianellis8620 Рік тому +6

      @@LR-jv2zd she said this one and her name doesn't look exactly Chinese so...

    • @CanyonsCarver
      @CanyonsCarver Рік тому

      *My God, some Americans will betrayed their country over dirty political agendas, what a bunch of traitors. I would never side with another country regardless what party is ruling my country. What a shame*

  • @dennissecor8092
    @dennissecor8092 Рік тому +3

    Shits and giggles, , is great Greg, love it!!!!

  • @LowKitty88
    @LowKitty88 Рік тому +19

    "She looked so much healthier before she killed Jeffrey Epstein" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying lol

  • @peterkassner3552
    @peterkassner3552 Рік тому +452

    "s hits and giggles" the CIAs nicknames for Biden and Harris..... Best joke you've ever done 👏👏👏

    • @bigswampy6073
      @bigswampy6073 Рік тому +4

      😁🤪🤣🤡🤡🤡

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Рік тому +9

      Secret Service details, not C.I.A.

    • @witchyirishgirl
      @witchyirishgirl Рік тому +8

      LMAO, best one, love it

    • @sattercaster1
      @sattercaster1 Рік тому +8

      I agree. Coffee almost came out of my nose!

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 Рік тому

      OHH GOLLLLLY JEEPERS !!!!!! NICKNAMES !!!!!! LIKE IN SCHOOL ????? YOU BIG BOY NOW !!!!!

  • @CATownsend777
    @CATownsend777 Рік тому +364

    Shits and Giggles , That was funny and accurate at the same time.

    • @Grady_boat
      @Grady_boat Рік тому +8

      That’s awesome!!!

    • @datravman
      @datravman Рік тому +5

      came here to say this. like i spit my coffee out.

    • @ag2581
      @ag2581 Рік тому

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @duanedibley1455
      @duanedibley1455 Рік тому +8

      Best one liner in years!

    • @lionelgoldberg1839
      @lionelgoldberg1839 Рік тому +6

      I burst out laughing. I might have woken my kids up.

  • @tailgunnerrich592
    @tailgunnerrich592 Рік тому +26

    “It’s amazing she can do her job with a straight face”. Well that’s all the Botox and plastic surgery on San Fran Nan’s face.

  • @nothanks3236
    @nothanks3236 Рік тому +11

    'Shits & Giggles' that has to be one of the best jokes I've heard from Gutfeld lol

  • @bigp2930
    @bigp2930 Рік тому +136

    .Gutfeld, you're killing it tonight. Every time I see Biden and Harris I will softly whisper "Sh*ts and Giggles". . .Forever.

  • @23ograin53
    @23ograin53 Рік тому +290

    ". . . mobilizing troops for an emergency pronouns workshop." Sadly that is so on point.

    • @donnadrount9071
      @donnadrount9071 Рік тому

      Wokeism right?? Wake up people

    • @crazyhorse562
      @crazyhorse562 Рік тому

      You are missing the point, Taiwan is worse off now than before. Who is she working for, is she working for China with Hunter and Joe?

    • @bradbarnett5464
      @bradbarnett5464 Рік тому +10

      Plenty of our troops see right through that woke vanity.

    • @anitakristensen4679
      @anitakristensen4679 Рік тому

      So is China going to pee like a puppy, or pis like a big dog ?

    • @ann-margretcochran399
      @ann-margretcochran399 Рік тому +5

      @@bradbarnett5464 we can only hope. 🙋‍♀️

  • @Hoosier_Daddy74
    @Hoosier_Daddy74 Рік тому +1

    Nice job Kat all good points! Maybe my favorite panel of professionals ever.

  • @BigDH28
    @BigDH28 Рік тому +4

    That shits and giggles joke was spot on! 😂🤣☠️👌👍

  • @11ccom1
    @11ccom1 Рік тому +189

    80% of what politicians do is to protect or promote their investments.

    • @allysonbaumann5117
      @allysonbaumann5117 Рік тому +12

      They are 100% self-serving

    • @Jaydee71172
      @Jaydee71172 Рік тому +5

      Right! And they still fool all these people into arguing against each other to defend them. They are all corrupt and you have people in the comment section trying to argue that their side is less corrupt then the other side. It’s insane.

    • @loreselzer5273
      @loreselzer5273 Рік тому +1

      Exactly why she went to Tiawan. To visit the chip factory she was asked about,inside information. She pushed the microphone down after denying it and walked off!

    • @thebiowatchlist
      @thebiowatchlist Рік тому +2

      Their bosses investments.

    • @carlosramirezrivera9314
      @carlosramirezrivera9314 Рік тому

      and i'm okay with that.

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 Рік тому +287

    This world is upside down!

    • @wwg1wgamaga14
      @wwg1wgamaga14 Рік тому +9

      Yep 🙃 !

    • @kandihoarding7395
      @kandihoarding7395 Рік тому +10

      It's inside out too.

    • @ozzykillbill9680
      @ozzykillbill9680 Рік тому +8

      @No Name. like presidents choiceJust blame TRUMP for everything that Joey biden for you. 👈. 🙄

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 Рік тому +3

      Especially if you're in Australia.

    • @Sarah-lb8cs
      @Sarah-lb8cs Рік тому +6

      I’ve been saying the same thing. It’s like we’re living in the upside down world!

  • @columbiawarmachine9795
    @columbiawarmachine9795 Рік тому +1

    This show is awesome, I watch it every night

  • @iggymoondust289
    @iggymoondust289 Рік тому +7

    "She looked a lot healthier before she killed Jeffrey Epstiene" 🤣

  • @lukemn29
    @lukemn29 Рік тому +414

    Pelosi's ability to mess things up cannot be underestimated.

    • @zilari3662
      @zilari3662 Рік тому

      Nope it's Biden that does that since he is.....not all there mentally and our fearless leader🙃

    • @davidmills7601
      @davidmills7601 Рік тому +6

      And Trump was perfect, like all republicans?

    • @jamesbrice6619
      @jamesbrice6619 Рік тому

      @@davidmills7601 Trump didn't need to be perfect to skunk these losers 😆😅😅🤣😂

    • @quirk8841
      @quirk8841 Рік тому

      _bu bu bu Trump!_ ~ @@davidmills7601
      Hey, don't worry if Nancy Pelosi causes World War Three to start and New York gets destroyed! The republicans weren't perfect either!
      🙈🙉🙊

    • @traciball3090
      @traciball3090 Рік тому +38

      Pelosi's ability to inside trade and become millionaires is amazing. ❤️

  • @zenchristafarian4404
    @zenchristafarian4404 Рік тому +293

    Great Great Show tonight! Seriously, this is why people love your show.

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 Рік тому

      I love it because he's a beautiful little orange mofo.

    • @stuzo666
      @stuzo666 Рік тому +6

      Absolutely

    • @mxjame546
      @mxjame546 Рік тому +2

      I don't like Pelosi but her went to Taiwan is right

    • @michaelhayes8422
      @michaelhayes8422 Рік тому

      When will the American people stand up and fight back against the Democrats. Nancy Pelosi took a trip because her husband is making millions of dollars from the chips that are made in Taiwan and she is making sure that they will still be able to make millions from it .The Democrats seem to have their hands in all the countries that are not friendly with America if China makes a move on Taiwan president Joe Biden will come out and tell the world that it's okay for China to take a small amount of the country like he done with putin. The Democrats said that president Trump was working for putin they spend 30 million dollars of taxpayers money with people that worked for Hillary and they found nothing. Now that president Joe Biden is in office why can't the Republicans call for Joe Biden to be investigated and let's see how fast they would be calling for him to be removed from office. President Joe Biden is doing nothing to help the American people if Joe Biden was not in office putin would not have started a war with Ukraine. China would be made to say sorry for the lives that were taken and damage caused to the world with all the lock downs China should be made pay for what they did in my mind it was done to stop president Trump from winning the election. There was so many laws changed and the people can't be fooled into thinking that Joe Biden got 80 million people to vote for him when he goes anywhere no one shows up like they did for president Trump. I live in Ireland and I'm afraid of what is coming our way there is no way America can save Taiwan from been taking over by China. President Joe Biden is like a man that knows if he upsets China and Russia they will let the world know what president Joe Biden his son and his brother were doing behind the backs of the American people. What his son has been doing for years is all on his laptop he can't say that it is not him. I have seen some of the videos and there is one there that you can see the young girl putting on her shoes and you could see the fair in her face that she couldn't get out fast enough. My God the world leaders look at America anytime there is trouble the leaders in Europe need to come together and make a plan on how to stop the war with Ukraine and Russia president putin needs to be arrested for war crimes and face the courts.

    • @demurgetroid
      @demurgetroid Рік тому

      this guy is crap compared to Meyers, Maher, Colbert etc who have incredible comic timing and multi talents like singing, miming, vocal imitations etc

  • @petesneeringer599
    @petesneeringer599 Рік тому +2

    Gutfeld you're on fire oh my God love the humor any information laughing is good yeah

  • @MrUzi87
    @MrUzi87 Рік тому +8

    Best monologue from him so far. Laughing the whole time . Sad because true

  • @debammann5861
    @debammann5861 Рік тому +121

    Trump handled foreign policy like a champ and had America strong! Joe dropped the ball BIG time!

    • @Ace-fu4mu
      @Ace-fu4mu Рік тому +6

      Joe doesn't have a pair.

    • @cowboynohorse6646
      @cowboynohorse6646 Рік тому

      Dems will still support this madness. They just can't admit that they were wrong.

    • @scottty795
      @scottty795 Рік тому

      Trump was literally the laughing stock of the world....

    • @danabaysinger7736
      @danabaysinger7736 Рік тому +14

      @@scottty795 what world do you live on

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 Рік тому +13

      @@scottty795 You can say whatever you want. That doesn't make it true.

  • @74deeds
    @74deeds Рік тому +156

    So she tells her husband to buy chips, passes the chip bill, then goes to the largest chip manufacturing country in the world and has them cut off... so far beyond insider trading , beyond illegal and no one says a word.

    • @candicewitzkoske3155
      @candicewitzkoske3155 Рік тому +18

      Aren’t all the 3 letter groups also corrupted?!

    • @paper-bender-King
      @paper-bender-King Рік тому +5

      Her hubby misunderstood her. When she said chips she meant she was tired of ice cream and wanted him to make a store run. That's why he sold the stock. He was just correcting an error. Can't you just give the guy a break! Heck he just wrecked his car 🚗 (insert sarcasm here).

    • @tonypace2009
      @tonypace2009 Рік тому

      @@candicewitzkoske3155 agencies without oversite or accountability are rogue agencies and be shut down.

    • @markdavidson1835
      @markdavidson1835 Рік тому +2

      Wow really

    • @paper-bender-King
      @paper-bender-King Рік тому +9

      @@cassmcmlix were they illegal?? Then if they were it should be looked into. All grifters should be held accountable doesn't matter which side of the isle they are on.

  • @dbeaird6586
    @dbeaird6586 Рік тому +2

    WELL. I ALWAYS DID SAY:
    " IT'S BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON!" WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION WE ARE GETTING BOTH!

  • @maynunal
    @maynunal Рік тому +20

    The fact that the Secret Service, Homeland Security, and the Pentagon actually did the thing everyone accused Hillary Clinton of doing should be a much bigger story.

    • @emilio2647
      @emilio2647 Рік тому +2

      maynunal the Biden administration is making Trump look like an angel.

    • @wilburosgoodwormsley
      @wilburosgoodwormsley Рік тому

      Those were not just empty accusations against hillary she actually did all the things shes been accused of and much more. you'll notice that since bill and hillary have been out of office the suicide rate in washington went waaay down

  • @NavyGuy2OO7
    @NavyGuy2OO7 Рік тому +197

    The dems have a lot of buyer's remorse with Brandon and Cackles, but they're too arrogant to admit it.

    • @PennelopeWhitmore
      @PennelopeWhitmore Рік тому +13

      It's Shitz and Giggles to you! Lol

    • @carolharris2357
      @carolharris2357 Рік тому +12

      What did Greg say was the Secret Service code names, Shitz and Giggles? Spot on

    • @samfisher2141
      @samfisher2141 Рік тому +1

      That's perfectly fine, normies are the ones that are seeing this s***.

    • @stevensgarage6451
      @stevensgarage6451 Рік тому

      Cult mentality

    • @PennelopeWhitmore
      @PennelopeWhitmore Рік тому

      @@samfisher2141 yeah I don't normally watch this BS but the shitz and giggles and the Hillary was better looking before she killed Epstein was something normals need to hear.

  • @andrewfotopoulos7766
    @andrewfotopoulos7766 Рік тому +93

    "R. Kelly looking over his shoulder in a prison shower"....gold. solid gold.

  • @tinalanda3502
    @tinalanda3502 Рік тому +1

    Best episode ever!!!!

  • @manjurkrug1855
    @manjurkrug1855 Рік тому

    Fantastic...you're Too Good Gutfeld ! Love your Wit & Spontaneity 👌👍🙏 HaleluJah Amen SHALOM.

  • @tonyhogan2000
    @tonyhogan2000 Рік тому +706

    Greg never fails to Crack me up. Shits and giggles. Brandon and Kamala's nicknames

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 Рік тому +17

      In mixed company, I have to remember to say "Gits and Shiggles" or "Just for giggles". It always loses something in the translation but it's still too soon for me to retire by getting fired due to some woke not being able to take language.😏

    • @DJ-ur9ol
      @DJ-ur9ol Рік тому +39

      Lol that needs to be on a shirt

    • @carter_1
      @carter_1 Рік тому +25

      I know... I commented on that too and the more you sit back and think about it the funnier it becomes! His elderly accidents & she's nervously laughing all the time. PERFECT! Best campaign slogan ever. Now THAT needs to be on a t-shirt!

    • @carter_1
      @carter_1 Рік тому +15

      ​@@DJ-ur9ol lol I just said that too! It's perfect for a t-shirt.

    • @hid9072
      @hid9072 Рік тому +17

      That was hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @dmosher
    @dmosher Рік тому +229

    Gutfeld is really coming into his own. Random but solid.

    • @zeropoint546
      @zeropoint546 Рік тому +9

      Dude cracks me up hard. That "shits and giggles" gag had me in tears.

    • @scottty795
      @scottty795 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah by spewing rhetoric

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd Рік тому +4

      Just started watching fox news?

    • @Yada500
      @Yada500 Рік тому +3

      He's low bar

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 Рік тому

      His pen1s gets solid sometimes.

  • @raydenc8162
    @raydenc8162 Рік тому +2

    Like how Dr Drew explains the clinical aspects of the situation 🤔

  • @jackyoung55
    @jackyoung55 Рік тому +1

    The "sh1ts and giggles" joke was worth the price of admission alone. Well played.

  • @waynearnold889
    @waynearnold889 Рік тому +83

    I would be pissed off too, If I payed 10 million for the Big Guy and this happened . the puppet does not have the speaker under controll.

    • @Grady_boat
      @Grady_boat Рік тому +7

      And that’s why Biden gave a lame, non-committal answer about her going...yep you’re spot on. Also why he couldn’t go.

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd Рік тому

      Don't support China. USA stands tall and won't back down to Chinese. Try living there, you'll know US is the best place there is.

  • @genewoodward8695
    @genewoodward8695 Рік тому +9

    Trump is a constant reminder that not having a career politician is far better for the U.S.

  • @stevethyng8275
    @stevethyng8275 Рік тому +1

    Shits and giggles, brilliant!!

  • @aaronbrickhouse15
    @aaronbrickhouse15 Рік тому +1

    Amen Loving it Rock on I can't even keep a straight face I have to laugh or I might cry

  • @donaldhiggins6167
    @donaldhiggins6167 Рік тому +162

    Amazing monologue! I almost went “shits and giggles” myself.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 Рік тому +2

      YOU S HIT YER PANTS ?????? GO CHANGE !!!

    • @demurgetroid
      @demurgetroid Рік тому +1

      this guy is crap compared to Meyers, Maher, Colbert etc who have incredible comic timing and multi talents like singing, miming, vocal imitations etc

    • @human-qp1mf
      @human-qp1mf Рік тому

      @@demurgetroid Colbert 🤮

  • @audreym3777
    @audreym3777 Рік тому +163

    Helluva great monologue and show tonite! 👏👏👏👏

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 Рік тому +1

      The best part was 1:52. That just 3 beautiful older men in suits. All the political stuff is just total nonsense. It's just 3 crazies in pink/purple/no tie.

  • @donnabarber7960
    @donnabarber7960 Рік тому

    You are the best Gutfield!!!

  • @marynelson4445
    @marynelson4445 Рік тому

    This is one of the best you done Greg

  • @jeffpiatt3879
    @jeffpiatt3879 Рік тому +84

    The "shitz" and "giggles" joke was pure gold! : )

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Рік тому

      You need to get out more. ...Maybe out from under your Iphone.

    • @PennelopeWhitmore
      @PennelopeWhitmore Рік тому

      @@yankee2666 no that was one of the best ever! You realize he walks around the Whitehouse shitting his pants at night right? Then I heard the Hillary looked better before she killed Epstein. I don't really like Garfield but he was on fire tonight.

    • @chrisclark1852
      @chrisclark1852 Рік тому +2

      @@yankee2666 this coming from somebody with the username Yank ee! They call that projecting!!

    • @chreg89
      @chreg89 Рік тому

      @@chrisclark1852 more like Junkeeee

  • @HanasDad
    @HanasDad Рік тому +177

    Bravo! This was one of the funnier monologues in a while!

    • @demurgetroid
      @demurgetroid Рік тому

      this guy is crap compared to Meyers, Maher, Colbert etc who have incredible comic timing and multi talents like singing, miming, vocal imitations etc

    • @c.sanchez4521
      @c.sanchez4521 Рік тому

      @@demurgetroid 🤣
      Delusional.

    • @sabratocco5389
      @sabratocco5389 Рік тому

      @@demurgetroid qqqqqq

  • @Devildog547
    @Devildog547 Рік тому +1

    Hell, I’m pissed too! Semper Fi!

  • @elianaboer7593
    @elianaboer7593 Рік тому

    Love Dr. Drew. Mad respect

  • @bbrebozo6417
    @bbrebozo6417 Рік тому +252

    Gutfeld’s best 💩 joke so far: The secret service’s code names for Biden & Harris are “shits and giggles”.

    • @westbake3916
      @westbake3916 Рік тому +13

      This was good though

    • @genericnpc6379
      @genericnpc6379 Рік тому +14

      i need this on a t-shirt

    • @jiffycrimso5691
      @jiffycrimso5691 Рік тому +9

      Agreed need it on a T-Shirt shagadellic baby YEAH!

    • @anairenemartinez165
      @anairenemartinez165 Рік тому +8

      Kind of accurate

    • @opinionated4219
      @opinionated4219 Рік тому

      Nah. Calling Harris "Giggles" is not only an inaccurate description of her insane cackle but also downplays how nasty she is.

  • @The_Smirk
    @The_Smirk Рік тому +309

    Joe supposed to be the president and fix global tensions, where the hell is he?
    If this was Trump the world will be peaceful.✌🏿

    • @ak47ava
      @ak47ava Рік тому +30

      Yup.
      Things were much better under trump.

    • @TheIkaika777
      @TheIkaika777 Рік тому +12

      Hiding in his basement as usual.

    • @johnames6430
      @johnames6430 Рік тому +4

      orange man bad remember

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 Рік тому

      Honestly, it wouldn't make a difference

    • @thechosenhc
      @thechosenhc Рік тому +3

      He fell on his bike (again) on his way to work, so he had to go on another vacation

  • @fletcherreed3259
    @fletcherreed3259 Рік тому +7

    Not a huge gutfeld fan, but “shits and giggles” made me spit my beer out

  • @mybestfriendisamonkey173
    @mybestfriendisamonkey173 Рік тому

    Greg, great open! They all are anyway. Here's a glimpse of how things are for Veterans. I've been living in my car for over a year now. I'm a DAV&VFW, I found a job and I started to rebuild. After being there for 7 months. They called 12 hours before work and said didn't need me anymore. They fired me because I couldn't speak Spanish. And said a few customers were bothered by it. But they trained a previous employees son and train him behind my back sadly that's the way this world has become. Sorry for such a long message it just aggravates me.

  • @marieaceves2256
    @marieaceves2256 Рік тому +199

    By far the best representation of this crazy administration.

  • @Grady_boat
    @Grady_boat Рік тому +108

    The entire CCP was ticked off BEFORE she went, of course he’s escalated to pissed now.

    • @vyor8837
      @vyor8837 Рік тому +9

      Meh, the CCP can get bent.

    • @quietcool4884
      @quietcool4884 Рік тому +7

      Who cares if the commies are upset ??? Poor little Winnie the Pooh is having a temper tantrum lol.

    • @sj-bg4up
      @sj-bg4up Рік тому

      @@quietcool4884 communism will win. Cry more lib

    • @yz5584
      @yz5584 Рік тому

      @@quietcool4884 what about Taiwan? Thought the Americans care about us. Guess I was wrong. From the government to the people, no one cares.

    • @quietcool4884
      @quietcool4884 Рік тому

      @@sj-bg4up Lolol, give it up commie, and I'm a right winger that despises libs buddy

  • @msims-yq3yd
    @msims-yq3yd Рік тому +1

    Killer monologue. Great panel. I love this show.

  • @timgrant8729
    @timgrant8729 Рік тому +1

    Love the "shits and giggles" that was hilarious!

  • @catherder6
    @catherder6 Рік тому +79

    You have to wonder where China got the oil to fuel their ships and planes..Maybe from a strategic reserve somewhere?

    • @julesleg
      @julesleg Рік тому +7

      They own a lot of property in Oklahoma. So sitting on OUR oil.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Рік тому +3

      Mostly Russia . . . diverted from Europe!

    • @twothreefour234
      @twothreefour234 Рік тому +2

      used his Biden Card.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 Рік тому

      YA THEY GET IT FROM THEIR ENEMY THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY !! INSTED OF THEIR BUDDY RUSSIA RIGHT NEXT DOOR !!! ____________( where do all these UNDER EDUCATED TRUMP PEOPLE COME FROM ?? OHIO???? ALABAMA ???OR MISSISSIPPI ???

    • @Michael-ru7vs
      @Michael-ru7vs Рік тому

      Good point!

  • @batzzz2044
    @batzzz2044 Рік тому +81

    shits and giggles lmao whoever wrote that deserves a raise.

    • @mikeywid4954
      @mikeywid4954 Рік тому +5

      The perfect moniker for those two.

    • @batzzz2044
      @batzzz2044 Рік тому +2

      @@rajuvaripetpatelkumon36 So you came up with it before that? Man to be as intellectually superior must be quite tedius. I bet all of those sweet internet bonus points you just earned spend real well in your real life.

    • @Lucifurion
      @Lucifurion Рік тому

      Why? It's nothing new. I've been saying it for over 20 years at least & it was old long before that.

    • @batzzz2044
      @batzzz2044 Рік тому

      @@rajuvaripetpatelkumon36 Oh geez, oh man, more astounding wit and obseration going on. What other over used social cliche's do you have for me? When someone lights a lighter in front of you do you run back and forth screaming?

  • @wandapleasant9203
    @wandapleasant9203 Рік тому +2

    This is so flipping funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jensenwilliam5434
    @jensenwilliam5434 Рік тому

    I love it !!!!! You are grate!!!

  • @jackielong6299
    @jackielong6299 Рік тому +31

    I Love My President Trump…Waiting for Your Return President Trump…

    • @michaelthomas229
      @michaelthomas229 Рік тому +1

      Never will happen

    • @lao8006
      @lao8006 Рік тому

      you mean you love former president trump.

    • @walkingbystander9917
      @walkingbystander9917 Рік тому +2

      @@michaelthomas229 Never say never.😉

    • @dekmackie
      @dekmackie Рік тому

      He lost the last election by a mile, and is even less popular now. 😆😆

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 Рік тому

      RUSSIA IF YER LISTENING!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME WIN AN AMERICAN ELECTION !!!!

  • @WeThePeople001
    @WeThePeople001 Рік тому +66

    He said, " she looks so much healthier before she killed Jeffrey Epstein" 😳🤣

  • @vaden706
    @vaden706 Рік тому +1

    Awesome drew has been on lately. It takes a spine to be in that Hollywood swamp and openly be an American. 🇺🇸

  • @kimtaylor8104
    @kimtaylor8104 Рік тому

    This is the best show ever.

  • @tcmurray1661
    @tcmurray1661 Рік тому +72

    You're monologue was on point Gutfeld.

    • @chrisbridges7473
      @chrisbridges7473 Рік тому +3

      Yes I agree 💯!!! I was just thinking 🤔 it myself how Gutfeld monologue was on point lol

    • @jasminek5557
      @jasminek5557 Рік тому +2

      Yep Greg was spot on and brilliant in this opening monologue. . .n funny as usual. Lol

  • @kingrofty
    @kingrofty Рік тому +61

    Always great to have Emily on the show!

  • @shenson1951
    @shenson1951 Рік тому +1

    Shits and giggles,I'm dying of laughter here.

  • @123mikeskull321
    @123mikeskull321 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely loved tonight's poop joke. Love ya Greg.

  • @-joe-davidson
    @-joe-davidson Рік тому +23

    Nancy is just checking off a bucket list item before she's forced to retire and she's doing it on our dime.

  • @americanmutt9089
    @americanmutt9089 Рік тому +45

    "Sh*ts and Giggles." Best reference to those two EVER!!! Nancy's arched eyebrows make me hungry for a Big Mac.

  • @chefkholuff5376
    @chefkholuff5376 Рік тому

    Watching from Moscow, Tucker Carlson, Hannity, Ingraham and Judge Janine, cheers!!!

  • @mikedee7163
    @mikedee7163 Рік тому +1

    That shits and giggles line was pretty funny And so
    Believable lol

  • @t.b.a.r.r.o.
    @t.b.a.r.r.o. Рік тому +34

    "Shits & Giggles"
    5 Star Funny Right There!

    • @Zonum420
      @Zonum420 Рік тому +1

      I would buy the T-shirt. It was probably available for sale 5 minutes after this segment aired. Capitalism FTW. LOL. Edit, the T shirt is available. I thought I was joking. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

    • @chreg89
      @chreg89 Рік тому

      Mr.P and Hehewoman

  • @deanjones1041
    @deanjones1041 Рік тому +124

    Says a lot about the Chinese accuracy, seeing as how they missed her plane..

    • @pbonfanti
      @pbonfanti Рік тому +13

      Maybe was the point, if they hit on mark americans could even feel grateful.

    • @MrCenturion13
      @MrCenturion13 Рік тому +9

      I've never been so disappointed.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 Рік тому

      THEY DIDNT SHOOT AT __________ANY ________AMERICANS !!! THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST POPULATION TO ROT AND LESS _______500 MEGA__TON__HYDROGEN BOMBS !! THEY KNOW AMERICA ___AND WANT NO PART OF A WAR MONGER COUNTRY LIKE THIS ONE !!!! THEY WILL DO NOTHING OVER AN OLD WOMAN ____SO DONT CRY LITTLE TRUMPYS !!!!!!

    • @HRCSJSUAMMAS
      @HRCSJSUAMMAS Рік тому

      Well they shoot straighter than Palestinians anyway.

    • @johnsimon340
      @johnsimon340 Рік тому +3

      Too bad

  • @williambailey9917
    @williambailey9917 Рік тому

    will i ever wake up from this nightmare

  • @catherinegee1044
    @catherinegee1044 Рік тому

    We are living in DRAMATIC TIMES! Who do you put your TRUST IN?

  • @mikecross4350
    @mikecross4350 Рік тому +142

    Joe's boss is pissed is what this should say

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 Рік тому

      TRUMP LOST THE ELECTION !!

    • @popeyedoyle3649
      @popeyedoyle3649 Рік тому +3

      Tru dat!

    • @mikecross4350
      @mikecross4350 Рік тому

      In the middle of the while the counting was stopped except for joe

    • @mikecross4350
      @mikecross4350 Рік тому

      No way corrupt Joe got that many legal voted

    • @eddiewalker7252
      @eddiewalker7252 Рік тому

      ...nope, now his muppetiers have an excuse to invade Taiwan next week! Biden could have grounded her plane just like Trump did!

  • @dianaminnick8003
    @dianaminnick8003 Рік тому +97

    Love President Trumps tweets. We need a real President back in office

    • @cnnr_
      @cnnr_ Рік тому +2

      As an Australian, I too would love Trump back in office. We finally have our good party leading the country and the media is attacking them every which way because they want to tax the elite more and middle to lower income less. Trump is a great distraction as almost every sentence that comes from him can be turned into a whole article and people love reading about him. He is certainly the funniest and most interesting president America has ever had and it would be an extremely interesting show to watch what else he could do given another term.

    • @yourlord4096
      @yourlord4096 Рік тому

      Correction: We will never know because Trump lost the election and will not face this situation anymore. Trump is a dead politician, he is not a crazy cult leader

    • @BigDsGaming2022
      @BigDsGaming2022 Рік тому

      who dat ?

    • @fartnoise1467
      @fartnoise1467 Рік тому

      Lol....................no

    • @mattom1229
      @mattom1229 Рік тому

      Trump was never a real president. He was a clown 🤡 🤣 😂 💀

  • @debbiepierce5908
    @debbiepierce5908 Рік тому +1

    Who writes this stuff? Genius!!

  • @L0ver80y
    @L0ver80y Рік тому

    Dr. Drew!!! Been a fan since 2002.

  • @asoldierofrome
    @asoldierofrome Рік тому +33

    I'm sure the trip shored up the big microchip deal she's about to profit from

    • @jamessimpson422
      @jamessimpson422 Рік тому +1

      And the witch used air force 2 to go there why didn't she use a regular jet,didn't know she could use air force one or two

    • @lao8006
      @lao8006 Рік тому

      ​@@jamessimpson422 it can be used by the first lady the VP and other national political executives.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 Рік тому

      @@jamessimpson422 SHE IS 3rd IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT ___YES SHE CAN US AN AMERICAN PLANE

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 Рік тому

      She had to negotiate the kick back in person.

    • @asoldierofrome
      @asoldierofrome Рік тому

      @@lao8006 understanding Succession and Importance, why don't we just Commission Air Force 3?
      Surely an American company makes a Executive Grade Broom 😁

  • @randywoodruff9989
    @randywoodruff9989 Рік тому +23

    Greg you are freaking Brilliant and Funny 😄

  • @alancranford3398
    @alancranford3398 Рік тому +1

    I liked those "secret service nicknames." Good one!

  • @nuthintoprove
    @nuthintoprove Рік тому +1

    Shits and Giggles was the best joke yet.

  • @kaydijdrahblack5529
    @kaydijdrahblack5529 Рік тому +13

    Greg is a genius, all comedy, and no lies told. 😎🍿

  • @emmalinewilliams9427
    @emmalinewilliams9427 Рік тому +22

    Good show Greg, good show 😂
    Definitely best show so far, glad the ratings are through the roof! 😁
    From 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @johncloran4536
    @johncloran4536 Рік тому

    Keep the great 👍👌 shows 👍coming. Now !!!!!! And in the future. You are the best 👌!!!!!

  • @matthewhowley1582
    @matthewhowley1582 Рік тому

    Shits and giggles!💩😂 cheers, mare!👍🍻👍

  • @lostinpa-dadenduro7555
    @lostinpa-dadenduro7555 Рік тому +45

    Don’t worry. Gen. Milley promised to give Chynuh a heads up if anything is about to go down.

    • @paper-bender-King
      @paper-bender-King Рік тому

      He's still waiting for the Chinese transgender leader to give him a ring to discuss what china's war plans are .

  • @PennelopeWhitmore
    @PennelopeWhitmore Рік тому +53

    OMG shits and giggles!!! That's probably the best joke I've ever heard!Don't really like Gutfeld but that's one of the best jokes I've ever heard!

  • @townbeach3603
    @townbeach3603 Рік тому

    Brilliant

  • @toypianokeys
    @toypianokeys Рік тому

    This is gold

  • @InvestorSpeed
    @InvestorSpeed Рік тому +21

    90+ million US tax dollars.

  • @valeriejohnson5283
    @valeriejohnson5283 Рік тому +4

    Best MONOLOGUE! Absolutely PRICELESS Gutfeld!😍😍🍺😎🍺

  • @kennethbailey9853
    @kennethbailey9853 Рік тому

    Thankyou

  • @strivingacres8105
    @strivingacres8105 Рік тому

    Fantastic monologue.