Your dad's favorite TV host is facing consequences.

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  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  4 місяці тому +1876

    What guest do you think Hanque should have on his show next?

    • @sw33tmachine
      @sw33tmachine 4 місяці тому +56

      Voldemort

    • @NinjaFresh
      @NinjaFresh 4 місяці тому +83

      I just hope it isn't a gargoyle.

    • @youareallbots7536
      @youareallbots7536 4 місяці тому +92

      Probably Larry Lollipop

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 4 місяці тому +56

      An hour long extended interview of the guy wearing Fox ears

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 4 місяці тому

      Trampoline Monkey

  • @GeorgeHarold1
    @GeorgeHarold1 4 місяці тому +5043

    "Up next: Hanque challenges a middleschooler to debate socialism"
    I love all the small details in these.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 4 місяці тому +164

      Shen bapiro

    • @biggrayalien4791
      @biggrayalien4791 4 місяці тому +58

      @@mikekasich836 Pen Bashiro
      Nepo B. Shiner
      Shin Parobe

    • @rocktoo7603
      @rocktoo7603 4 місяці тому +98

      “Up next: The middle schooler won and owns the rights to the show now :[”

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 4 місяці тому

      wow these middle schoolers are completely brainwashed. Hanque really owned that kid!

    • @Bowtiedhillbilly
      @Bowtiedhillbilly Місяць тому +9

      @@rocktoo7603 "Up next: The show is now collectively owned by the middle school"

  • @cb5309
    @cb5309 4 місяці тому +8709

    “I give myself the pass” is a wild line😭

    • @therustedshank9995
      @therustedshank9995 4 місяці тому

      I just think it's ridiculous that you should have to ask a nagger for permission to say nagger

    • @CrownVirtual
      @CrownVirtual 4 місяці тому +98

      define aura

    • @markiplieristhebestpizzato2743
      @markiplieristhebestpizzato2743 4 місяці тому

      the distinctive atmosphere or quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person, thing, or place. ​@@CrownVirtual

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 4 місяці тому +36

      He’s cheating on tests

    • @GrabnokTD
      @GrabnokTD 4 місяці тому +62

      Probably the most unhinged thing I’ve seen on this entire channel

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 4 місяці тому +1560

    They guy being asked about Big Bang Theory, followed by the title, "Big Bang Theory Star Denies Ever Being On The Show" is my favorite part tbh

  • @mr.stawmp
    @mr.stawmp 4 місяці тому +4811

    Gargoyles are literally MADE to be scary. They should not put those things in movies.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 4 місяці тому +21

      Yeah right! That's so rude

    • @jmbkpo
      @jmbkpo 4 місяці тому +66

      Censor gargoyles?? No way!! This is not the country i've grown up...

    • @dylan4125
      @dylan4125 4 місяці тому +27

      Except for the show Gargoyles, that was cool.

    • @azraelvrykolakas157
      @azraelvrykolakas157 4 місяці тому

      Sometimes it's the artist's intention... for you to be a little bitch and not watch his movie because it has gargoyles in it.
      Sometimes that's how art is meant to be appreciated. Conceptually rather than actually viewed, she doesn't want you watching watching her movie. They wants you thinking about their movie.

    • @StellaFoxxie
      @StellaFoxxie 4 місяці тому +7

      i am always saying this

  • @NearlyInfinity
    @NearlyInfinity 4 місяці тому +6434

    I'm so glad that he fully understands pronouns now, what an amazing ally/gun owner

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 4 місяці тому +410

      so glad that ally finally understands pronouns* smh my head

    • @MisterPeels
      @MisterPeels 4 місяці тому +9

      YOU CALLED ALLY A HE!!!!

    • @Todesnuss
      @Todesnuss 4 місяці тому +125

      Shouldn't that read "I'm so glad that ally fully understands..."?

    • @timparks9833
      @timparks9833 4 місяці тому +13

      This is slightly more confusing than IRL

    • @Mr.Prongles
      @Mr.Prongles 4 місяці тому +86

      No one gets pronouns more than gun owner

  • @johannesbrennan
    @johannesbrennan 4 місяці тому +2843

    He didn’t have a filter… until he did

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 4 місяці тому +51

      Wizards with water pistol emojis

    • @faz1897
      @faz1897 4 місяці тому +7

      @@mikekasich836 damn

    • @VoxAstra-qk4jz
      @VoxAstra-qk4jz 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@mikekasich836 Shadow Wizard Money Gang

    • @AccountLastname-yx9hh
      @AccountLastname-yx9hh 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mikekasich836🧙‍♀️🔫🧙‍♂️
      Like this?

    • @ytsuxmuhd4998
      @ytsuxmuhd4998 Місяць тому

      Read that with the classic movie trailer narrator voice in my head.

  • @Froku89
    @Froku89 4 місяці тому +1038

    "Not allowed to say my thoughts but I'm allowed to THINK my thoughts"....death stare

  • @therustedshank9995
    @therustedshank9995 4 місяці тому +3051

    Uh, based department? We got a runner

    • @wiggletonthewise2141
      @wiggletonthewise2141 4 місяці тому +47

      More like cringe department, gottem

    • @Marder_IFV
      @Marder_IFV 4 місяці тому

      lol​@@wiggletonthewise2141

    • @GrandMasterBruh
      @GrandMasterBruh 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@wiggletonthewise2141Yeah, OK lib, maybe come back when you’ve gotten past “this phase.”

    • @thefrogthatknows5251
      @thefrogthatknows5251 3 місяці тому

      ​@@wiggletonthewise2141Explode, actually. :^/

    • @liamerolduffy7738
      @liamerolduffy7738 2 місяці тому

      @@wiggletonthewise2141Look out, we got a spy from the woke department.

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll 3 місяці тому +773

    Notice how he doesn’t say “his nephew” he says “his *wifes* nephew” implying he refuses to even think of him as his own.

    • @JoeyHarubin-y3t
      @JoeyHarubin-y3t 2 місяці тому

      Oh so now the liberals want us to claim every re.....I mean developmentally disabled as our nephews?
      Goddamn libta..... liberally-disabled

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 2 місяці тому

      @@JoeyHarubin-y3t are you okay

    • @Fredrickthe2nd
      @Fredrickthe2nd 2 місяці тому +13

      I mean wife's nephew is easier to say than nephew-in-law

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 2 місяці тому

      @@Fredrickthe2nd what the fuck is your pfp

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 2 місяці тому +32

      ​@@Fredrickthe2nd it would just be "nephew"

  • @crugster
    @crugster 4 місяці тому +2574

    can't wait for the comedy special where the only thing he talks about is how its perfectly fine if you get offended at any of his jokes

    • @MajinBuuButtercup
      @MajinBuuButtercup 4 місяці тому +43

      I can't wait until all of this comes full-circle and people can laugh at how ridiculous all of us are again.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 4 місяці тому +5

      "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's his body his choice u bigot! It's none of ur business"

    • @OFS_Razgriz
      @OFS_Razgriz 4 місяці тому +151

      OR where he only talks about how you can't make comedy anymore. While performing comedy. On his professionally produced comedy special.

    • @davidlazerz8564
      @davidlazerz8564 4 місяці тому +105

      @@MajinBuuButtercup Who says you cant laugh at what you want to laugh at? The point of the video is whooshing right over your head lmao. You can be any kind of person you want to be, we just don't have to pretend to tolerate bigoted behavior anymore. Go nuts, give yourself the pass, start calling out those "gaps in the armor", but you cant get upset when no one wants to give you money or be your friend or hang out with you after.

    • @robertdouth8979
      @robertdouth8979 4 місяці тому +15

      @@davidlazerz8564 It's not that "no one wants to give you money" though it's that a handful of perpetually offended take to twitter and make sure all sponsors are harassed until the speech they don't like is shut down and de-platformed.

  • @ShadowWolfe
    @ShadowWolfe 4 місяці тому +1146

    "My sister's oldest son dresses up like a fox"
    I had to do a double-take lmao

  • @100percentnotabear
    @100percentnotabear 4 місяці тому +506

    Ally really made Gunowner's point.

    • @nicreven
      @nicreven 4 місяці тому +21

      Hm. I wonder if the pronouns are ally/ally's and gunowner/gunowner's (so ally ~ he and gunowner ~ he)
      or if it's literally ally/gunowner ~ he/him

    • @tf2heritageposts
      @tf2heritageposts Місяць тому +7

      @@nicreven i can't lie ally sounds like a fun neopronoun

    • @nicreven
      @nicreven Місяць тому

      @@tf2heritageposts True. Neopronouns are so fun by the way. I used to not really get them (internalized transphobia) but like my god they're so cool.
      I know someone who uses fuck/fucks

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 4 місяці тому +1137

    Interesting that his choice was to think of his long-term income instead of going the route of being even more reactionary for 2 more years of fame before everyone forgets about him.

    • @josephwerner2935
      @josephwerner2935 4 місяці тому +226

      Honesty i think this takes place after those 2 years were everyone is either sick of his shit or has moved onto the new "edgy comedian"

    • @mattperry9048
      @mattperry9048 4 місяці тому

      And yet ally lives in society!!! Interesting.

    • @gwen9939
      @gwen9939 4 місяці тому

      @@josephwerner2935 I think this is more the "will do or say anything for money" type, not the "someone called me a bigot on twitter once and now I've doubled and tripled down for the last 10 years, my wife and kids left, I'm financially ruined, but I'm going to keep spiralling until my demise" type.

    • @Mark_Jonas
      @Mark_Jonas 3 місяці тому +6

      No ones going to watch some guy be lame when his career was built on being different

  • @entropias_gonos
    @entropias_gonos 4 місяці тому +552

    "Turns out you can have TOO many truth speakers! The demand is plummeting!"

  • @dino99videos46
    @dino99videos46 4 місяці тому +521

    Banned from
    UA-cam
    Facebook
    Rumble!!??!??
    What the fuck did he do?

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 4 місяці тому

      You *KNOW* shit is *BAD* when not even Rumble wants you! His last episode before getting his shit sued in, was mocking the mentally disabled, and "jokingly" insisting on the enthusing of them ASAP.

    • @Leg1503
      @Leg1503 4 місяці тому +53

      How do you get banned from rumble

    • @Blimbus-Blombo
      @Blimbus-Blombo 4 місяці тому +5

      What is rumble

    • @dino99videos46
      @dino99videos46 4 місяці тому +106

      @@Blimbus-Blombo the Parler/truth social to pre Elon twitter. It’s selling point is that is has little to no moderation. It’s kinda like 4chan if it were a video hosting service.

    • @Blimbus-Blombo
      @Blimbus-Blombo 4 місяці тому

      @@dino99videos46 ohhhh

  • @modelvp2405
    @modelvp2405 Місяць тому +88

    The “Hanque challenges a middle schooler to debate about socialism” subtitle at the beginning is strangely fitting to an experience I had. My middle school debate teacher invited Ben Shapiro to talk to us about debate, but instead of teaching us anything, he just talked about politics for half an hour then called a 12 year old girl a liberal when she expressed moderate disagreement.

    • @kindlyevilbgm
      @kindlyevilbgm 22 дні тому +3

      Lmao

    • @dagobahstudios3662
      @dagobahstudios3662 18 днів тому +1

      “Mr Shapiro, I really think we should move this debate forward-“
      “SHUT UP YOU NON BASED BLUEPILLED LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE!”
      “…what?”

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 15 днів тому +5

      What did the teacher think? Did they regret inviting him or nah?

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 10 днів тому +8

      ben shapiro realized debating competent and knowledgeable people is actually really hard, so he decided to debate middle schoolers and college students

    • @modelvp2405
      @modelvp2405 9 днів тому +3

      @@catbatrat1760 there was definitely a point where he realized that Ben wasn’t going to actually talk about how to debate and started trying to awkwardly end the talk early. I think he thought that moving on to the Q&A section would let the students get him back on track, but it really just led to him arguing with a child.

  • @chrismanghane8731
    @chrismanghane8731 4 місяці тому +393

    The fake youtube outro with videos to watch next is a good touch

    • @joshnoe8673
      @joshnoe8673 4 місяці тому +9

      I definitely tried to click one lol

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 4 місяці тому +4

      We all want to see them!!! 😂😂😂

  • @HotTakeYeller
    @HotTakeYeller 4 місяці тому +1449

    'Gap in the Armour' absolutely got me

    • @E8144EOE
      @E8144EOE 4 місяці тому +54

      I always thought the slur's non-slur meaning was 'dent'

    • @mishka1138
      @mishka1138 4 місяці тому +16

      Could you explain please

    • @giacomomeluzzi280
      @giacomomeluzzi280 4 місяці тому

      @@mishka1138 "chink" (can be a slur for chinese people)

    • @harleygarrett8063
      @harleygarrett8063 4 місяці тому +149

      @@mishka1138college Humor made a video called “31 words which sound like slurs but aren’t”, of which the one we’re talking about here is mentioned

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 4 місяці тому +10

      @@mishka1138 China

  • @itweeb4765
    @itweeb4765 4 місяці тому +317

    The craziest thing is saying he got banned from rumble.

  • @asagoldsmith3328
    @asagoldsmith3328 4 місяці тому +2833

    Omg it's Cucker Tarlson!

  • @_Ciiitron_
    @_Ciiitron_ 4 місяці тому +683

    This would actually work really well as a sitcom -- washed up, formerly canceled, talk show host who is just trying to pay his bills.

    • @iansmith8783
      @iansmith8783 4 місяці тому +53

      There's a UK show called I Am Alan Partridge that's pretty much that

    • @WetbackNoSetback
      @WetbackNoSetback 4 місяці тому +9

      Tucker or Pool are ready for the gig

    • @rishiy6183
      @rishiy6183 4 місяці тому +23

      It would get old too fast to be a whole show

    • @iansmith8783
      @iansmith8783 4 місяці тому

      @@WetbackNoSetbackthat's just silly, both of them are at the height of their popularity. Despite being fired from Fox, Tucker gets far and away more views on X than any TV news show.

    • @Haheehahohaheehoha
      @Haheehahohaheehoha 3 місяці тому +6

      Ahh you beat me to it. Was that the 2nd season of Alan Partridge that came out a while ago?

  • @azurefire-91
    @azurefire-91 4 місяці тому +228

    Doesn't matter if you're black, white, or inbetween. The only color that matters...is green.

    • @gay.god.666
      @gay.god.666 4 місяці тому

      This sounds like it would be on one of those joker motivational quotes insa accounts

    • @small.clover
      @small.clover 3 місяці тому +1

      pills

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 3 місяці тому

      ​@@gay.god.666definitely one of those "sigma male" accounts with various pictures of Patrick Bateman

    • @ratronald
      @ratronald Місяць тому +3

      i hope this isn't a joke about money and is instead a nonsense joke that doesn't actually mean anything

  • @Senthiuz
    @Senthiuz 4 місяці тому +95

    He was desparate and ended up in an HVAC repair course at the local technical college. Apparently, that's what it took for him to understand the importance of filters.

  • @ScreamingmadJoe
    @ScreamingmadJoe 4 місяці тому +104

    I think my favourite bit of this is the fact that once his whole schtick gets taken away from him, it just reveals that hanque is just an utterly incompetent host and interviewer, a quintessential one trick pony

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 3 місяці тому +32

      Edginess is all he had and some idiots don't realize "edgy" doesn't automatically mean funny or clever

    • @flamingscar5263
      @flamingscar5263 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ManiacX1999 UHHHH it's called "edgy humor" idiot
      The humor: slur slur slur slur slur slur slur slur slur

  • @KirbyCoder
    @KirbyCoder 4 місяці тому +354

    “It’s okay to say there’s a gap in the armor”
    Feels like a callout to that one CollegeHumor sketch

    • @evankim2406
      @evankim2406 4 місяці тому +1

      Which one?

    • @nobody08088
      @nobody08088 4 місяці тому +44

      @@evankim2406 50 words that sound like slurs

    • @poochyenarulez
      @poochyenarulez 4 місяці тому +36

      I think its a callout to the sports broadcaster who said it a while ago and there was some controversy.

    • @ghiidra__
      @ghiidra__ 4 місяці тому

      as poochenyarulez said a guy got fired for writing the headline "a chink in the armor?" or something to that effect in his sports article about jeremy lin

    • @contrapasso1539
      @contrapasso1539 4 місяці тому +2

      EASL, someone explain the gap in armor thing to me

  • @kerbolax
    @kerbolax 4 місяці тому +114

    This fall, don't let Hanque yank your cranque, he's back, he's mild, his sensitivity training has been mandated by corporate and he's ready to tell it like what the legal team said is appropriate

  • @sugar3155
    @sugar3155 4 місяці тому +74

    The series promo at the start looked exactly like something that could appear on TV for an upcoming season / new programming / “we are doing reruns of this, yay!” Commercial. It’s really well produced!!!

  • @TetanusSnowfall
    @TetanusSnowfall 4 місяці тому +363

    I liked Hanque back when he was raw and unfiltered. I remembered seeing him do some stand-up at my local bar and let me tell you, the bit where he pulled on the corners of his eyes and started speaking broken English was the funniest thing ever. If they don't let him paint his skin or do an accent for a bit then so much of his magic will be lost.

  • @Mage_Nichlas_
    @Mage_Nichlas_ 4 місяці тому +101

    Mans had more platforms than a mid-2000's licensed movie game.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 3 місяці тому

      Mans had more platforms than the Democrats in the past 50 years.

  • @eatatjoe
    @eatatjoe 3 місяці тому +22

    He once voiced a PG scallop in an animated movie and now he’s scraping by on Netflix specials after multiple scandals broke out about his reputation.

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M 4 місяці тому +627

    _"Global warming can't be real because there are so many snowflakes."_
    Is there an uncanny valley for satire? Because I know this whole thing is a joke (obviously) and that line STILL made me hate him a little bit. It's not even a particularly clever line. Which is why it feels EXACTLY like something Steven Crowder would say unironically and then mug to the camera.

    • @Wolfsbane1100
      @Wolfsbane1100 4 місяці тому +73

      You gotta admit though, it was a really solid joke

    • @CERTAIND00M
      @CERTAIND00M 4 місяці тому +36

      @@Wolfsbane1100 Solid enough to give me a mini-existential crisis!

    • @MonsterTurner1
      @MonsterTurner1 4 місяці тому +26

      That line owned…
      guns.

    • @rockyhermitYT
      @rockyhermitYT 3 місяці тому

      Liberals are so mentally unstable they will hate a fictional comedy character from one video because of one joke

    • @DominationOverWeaklings
      @DominationOverWeaklings 3 місяці тому

      Wow, you’re a pusillanimous person

  • @VillainKinnie
    @VillainKinnie 4 місяці тому +110

    2:55 i like that it took him 9 minutes to sing the national anthem for Michelle Obama. he was trying really hard

  • @MarxistOrc
    @MarxistOrc 4 місяці тому +77

    This is like if Bill Maher had a stroke.

  • @NearlyInfinity
    @NearlyInfinity 4 місяці тому +85

    He always had a filter, it was just so strong it filtered out itself for a while there

  • @Finn_01
    @Finn_01 4 місяці тому +143

    The most self-aware man in the industry

  • @CapCorse69
    @CapCorse69 Місяць тому +6

    the gag with the 'establishment... is fine' MASTER prop work. like, so so funny for just a few seconds. the lengths yall go to to make funny jokes so so consistantly is insane. why aren't yall at a million subs yet? so so funny!

  • @charliehague5739
    @charliehague5739 3 місяці тому +74

    0:16 the news ticker bit keeps on being under appreciated and I won’t stand for it

    • @NOAH-hu6be
      @NOAH-hu6be 3 місяці тому

      Chyron

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 2 місяці тому +1

      lmao debating a middle schooler on tv is so real

  • @sunbirth4795
    @sunbirth4795 4 місяці тому +288

    woke culture is out of control, we cant even say 'your fursuit looks like shit' anymore

    • @osprey_06
      @osprey_06 4 місяці тому +65

      bro imagine spending like 4 billion dollars and an entire decade worth of work only to end up with one that looks like ass I couldn't live with myself if that happened to me tbh

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ 3 місяці тому +13

      @@osprey_06 yeah lmfao
      some people have shit design taste but oh well. in the end its great to all just have fun together :3

    • @facthunt2facthunt245
      @facthunt2facthunt245 3 місяці тому +5

      What's the point in dressing like an animal? If you want a fursuit you could just work as a mascot. I think they get their costumes for free.

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ 3 місяці тому +23

      @@facthunt2facthunt245 comparing furries and mascots is like comparing bikes and cars. sure, there's some overlap as they're both a mode of transport, but the reasons that attract people to either are quite different.
      both mascots & furries often like being funny goofballs and having creative freedom with the character inside a costume, but furries have a lot of art & art trade online, animal-lover type of stuff, and fursuits can be really high quality pieces of wearable art that people commission for thousands of dollars bc they are genuinely passionate about the character that they created, it's not just a cheap costume you can get from a party supplies store lol. being a furry is often a creative hobby, not a job
      tldr; furries and mascots have some degree of overlap but they're quite different

    • @WungusBill-lf4iu
      @WungusBill-lf4iu 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@facthunt2facthunt245
      Because fursuits are fetish gear and their primary purpose is plowing, they have a lot of features integrated into the design of the suit for this purpose that a mascot costume simply does not offer.

  • @IrdFir
    @IrdFir Місяць тому +8

    The editing is amazing. all the graphics and transitions like banging on the static tv. It feels exactly like a trailer for a new season of a late night tv show

  • @_soofa
    @_soofa 3 місяці тому +27

    0:55 I like the detail that his tiny hanque is also censored

  • @guitarzilla555
    @guitarzilla555 4 місяці тому +17

    This was high-effort, lots of graphics and editing, props, etc. And totally worth it!

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 місяці тому +3

      Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @guitarzilla555
      @guitarzilla555 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Wizards_with_Guns Always do! Been following your channel since "It's just business."

  • @wokeupfromsleep9401
    @wokeupfromsleep9401 4 місяці тому +115

    He gave himself the Jword pass.

    • @saltedmutton7269
      @saltedmutton7269 4 місяці тому +26

      ...job?

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax 4 місяці тому +8

      Jazz?

    • @wokeupfromsleep9401
      @wokeupfromsleep9401 4 місяці тому +23

      @@saltedmutton7269 juggalo

    • @abraxis_602
      @abraxis_602 4 місяці тому +42

      Jelqing. You just can't show it on youtube is all

    • @Joomluh12
      @Joomluh12 4 місяці тому +11

      @@wokeupfromsleep9401 I wish. Juggalos need to make a comeback. I miss when they were the most controversial subculture on the internet.

  • @Brass319
    @Brass319 4 місяці тому +435

    "my pronouns are ally......... and..... gun-"
    "No!"

    • @ICE0124
      @ICE0124 4 місяці тому +14

      You are just quoting the video but not adding anything new i dont get it.

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 4 місяці тому +73

      @@ICE0124 I just liked that moment, what else? do I really have to add "is wild 😂😭💀" afterwards to get that across?

    • @TheAngusm3
      @TheAngusm3 4 місяці тому +38

      @@ICE0124 this has been youtube since it was invented

    • @westonblanchard5404
      @westonblanchard5404 4 місяці тому +27

      ​I don't get annoyed at quotes from a vid. It's fun to see people's favorite moments.

    • @TriforceWisdom64
      @TriforceWisdom64 4 місяці тому +17

      ​@ICE0124 Commenting anything is good for the algorithm. Commenting a line you liked tells the Wizards that you liked that line.

  • @Onyx-_-liquor
    @Onyx-_-liquor 4 місяці тому +36

    The other word for gap or weakness in armor I didn't know was a slur as I've never heard it used that way and only read it in books. I found out while talking to an friend of mine a few years ago who's Asian and got super offended when I used the word while describing looking for a weakness of a boss in a video game we were playing.

    • @birb330
      @birb330 4 місяці тому +12

      Oh, yeah. As an Asian, I didn't realize that for a while too haha. Honest mistake.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 4 місяці тому

      That’s dumb. It’s not like the “n-word” where it was purely created as an insult, “ch*nk” (to avoid YT censorship) is its own word with its own definition. It’s like saying you can’t say “fire retardant” because someone uses the root word as an insult. It all depends on context. Maybe if the boss was Asian and you used it as an insult (or it sounded like you did) I’d understand it.

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps 4 місяці тому

      Yeah I never learned it was a slur until recently, I've read it many times before when I was younger and always knew its innocuous meaning.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 4 місяці тому +13

      Yeah... your friends are overly sensitive. Considering you used the word in its correct context, they were looking for a reason to be offended.

    • @carcinogeneticist378
      @carcinogeneticist378 4 місяці тому +36

      @@sinisterthoughts2896 Or maybe they just didn’t know that’s what it meant. Not everything has to be super insidious.

  • @edenelegiac
    @edenelegiac 4 місяці тому +35

    HOW DARE YOUUUUUU!! How is my dad gonna fall asleep now?!!!! HES SO ORNERY!!!!!!!!

  • @selbac
    @selbac 4 місяці тому +10

    The fake title cards at the end is such an excellent and appreciated bit

  • @Nono-hk3is
    @Nono-hk3is 3 місяці тому +14

    Very close, those are nouns. You're doing a great job.

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 2 місяці тому

      not if he's a Professional!

  • @soldog13
    @soldog13 4 місяці тому +257

    Speaking for the Blasian community... We don't accept your apology.

    • @martian8987
      @martian8987 4 місяці тому +48

      Where is balaysia?

    • @billbadson7598
      @billbadson7598 4 місяці тому +15

      They never do

    • @Door227
      @Door227 4 місяці тому +10

      @@martian8987in the Goblin sector

    • @alexcrazy1492
      @alexcrazy1492 4 місяці тому

      @@martian8987muahahahahahahaah 🥯

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 4 місяці тому

      As a self identified apology we don't accept ur community

  • @Абдулло-щ3е9э
    @Абдулло-щ3е9э 4 місяці тому +27

    2:26 I used to have no editors, now I have three, and their all... different kinds of women.

  • @Chicken_Joe420
    @Chicken_Joe420 4 місяці тому +269

    “How is there global warming when there’s so many snow flakes” is gold😂

  • @SneakyG59
    @SneakyG59 4 місяці тому +503

    Man if he would have just stopped at Ally/Gun, those pronouns were fine! But as soon Hanque Threw the O bomb out there, it was over! GUESS WHAT HANQUE, YOU CAN'T "OWN" A GUN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG GUNS HAVE FOUGHT FOR FULL MECHANICAL AUTONOMY?

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad 4 місяці тому +71

      the machine spirit has been angered

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 місяці тому +38

      @@boldCactusladpraise be to the omnissiah!

    • @lord_wyran
      @lord_wyran 4 місяці тому

      his gun is into master/object play. DONT KINK SHAME YOU BIGOT!!!!!!

    • @willumbermarchant5510
      @willumbermarchant5510 4 місяці тому +20

      From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me....

    • @jebkermen6087
      @jebkermen6087 4 місяці тому

      @@willumbermarchant5510 "I'm more machine then man now...
      And I've never felt better."

  • @mckstellar1005
    @mckstellar1005 3 місяці тому +20

    I swear he was trying to get him to burst into flames 2:03

  • @kiemares2516
    @kiemares2516 4 місяці тому +23

    Developmentally... Different 😭😂

  • @JasonHenderson
    @JasonHenderson 18 днів тому +1

    I almost made it through the video but "the gloves are coming back on" finally got me

  • @unidentifiedperson1357
    @unidentifiedperson1357 4 місяці тому +80

    LMAO "I GIVE MYSELF THE PASS"

  • @3gou
    @3gou 4 місяці тому +16

    Lowkey got a Movie premise right here. Its got a whole miniature plot too

  • @nooneinparticular469
    @nooneinparticular469 Місяць тому +5

    I think all comedians should replace the segment about how they’re being censored in their mainstream media televised set with jokes about gargoyles.

  • @ayamamotohaha5235
    @ayamamotohaha5235 3 місяці тому +29

    2:35 did they throw a sledgehammer at him?

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 2 місяці тому +4

      wtf 💀

    • @zigglerfan
      @zigglerfan 21 день тому

      Had to be triple h

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 11 днів тому

      You can see the hammer wobble at 2:14, it’s probably a fake one

  • @tate9184
    @tate9184 4 місяці тому +18

    That guy was definitely on the Big Bang Theory

  • @Creekmore
    @Creekmore 4 місяці тому +39

    Maybe Hanque should’ve had one of his puppet analysts write most of his stuff. If we learned anything from Pepe and Terry, it’s that puppets are free thinkers that can talk on their own.

  • @MolternK
    @MolternK 4 місяці тому +27

    gargoyles are really scary so i respect his decision

  • @dangergaming7173
    @dangergaming7173 4 місяці тому +6

    “Breaking news - UA-cam channel references older content” lol!

  • @Veckoza
    @Veckoza 4 місяці тому +9

    "I give MYSELF the pass!" 😂😂😂

  • @anates8060
    @anates8060 4 місяці тому +18

    "There's a new phrase for 'Chinese fire drill' - that I will learn!"

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 4 місяці тому +10

      I loved that part; it has so much character in just a few short seconds. It implies someone called him on it before, he didn’t fully put in the effort to learn it yet, but he reactively needs to let us know he’s gonna try, but he doesn’t yet have the common sense filter to just stay quiet about it.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 4 місяці тому +1

      I wonder what it is.

  • @mystriddlery
    @mystriddlery 4 місяці тому +85

    "My pronouns are ally...and...gun...o"
    "No!"
    "wner"

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 3 місяці тому +1

      Nowner

  • @darknight9886
    @darknight9886 4 місяці тому +22

    The Goo Guy from Sky High

  • @juckya9660
    @juckya9660 4 місяці тому +12

    My ally/gunownerfriend really enjoyed this

    • @KappaChiino
      @KappaChiino Місяць тому

      I love that they finally represented the ally/gunowner gender ❤️

  • @KennyyChicago
    @KennyyChicago 4 місяці тому +17

    Gargoyles ARE terrifying so that's fair.

    • @edu7979
      @edu7979 4 місяці тому

      they cool asf what psychedelics u on

  • @hornetquen
    @hornetquen 2 місяці тому +3

    That editing is actually so satisfying and good omg

  • @tonycamacho3015
    @tonycamacho3015 4 місяці тому +5

    Stumbled on this channel by accident… and now I’ve binged watched the entire series, top tier comedy 😂

  • @AugustusGrochau
    @AugustusGrochau 11 днів тому +2

    "My pronouns are ally/gun," "no." made me lol

  • @jzh4805
    @jzh4805 4 місяці тому +11

    Absolutely godly editing, keep it up mates!

  • @gavinjohnson5902
    @gavinjohnson5902 4 місяці тому +18

    Big bang theory star denies being on the big bang theory is a fantastic video title

    • @nautdead3197
      @nautdead3197 18 днів тому +1

      If you were on the big bang theory wouldn't you deny it. I would

  • @benjaminnewell5214
    @benjaminnewell5214 4 місяці тому +11

    He's Putting in all the stops

  • @randymagnum143
    @randymagnum143 Місяць тому +1

    "A gap in the armor"
    Wait until they learn what you have to do to weatherproof your log cabin.😂

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 10 днів тому

      reinforce the walls with steel?

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 4 місяці тому +4

    Oh boy I can't wait for his standup show where he just describes what he did that day with random pauses before going off on random tangents.

  • @DrHuman-fj5xl
    @DrHuman-fj5xl 4 місяці тому +19

    i was disappointed the links at the end weren't real videos
    WWG peaks once again

  • @sw33tmachine
    @sw33tmachine 4 місяці тому +11

    Wanna say this why you still might see it. You guys kick ass and I look forward to your stuff every weekend 😊❤

  • @PILOSOPAUL
    @PILOSOPAUL 4 місяці тому +1

    this video is a whole lot of energy (like a hyped introduction to someting) yet it keeps on going and going hahahaaha

  • @PeterLedergerber
    @PeterLedergerber 4 місяці тому +9

    Lol, his glare at that Furry was so funny. We all know what he thought there.🤣

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 25 днів тому +3

    *conservative comedian:* "I'M SO SICK OF PEOPLE CANCELLING ME!"
    [6 netflix specials later]
    *conservative comedian:* "WHAT HAPPENED TO FREE SPEECH?!"

  • @tinaperez7393
    @tinaperez7393 4 місяці тому +41

    Live! -- At 4am. 😂😂😂

  • @tinaperez7393
    @tinaperez7393 4 місяці тому +6

    😮If that new Dunkin Gay-Nut donut is like a Boston cream, you'd better not split it!!! 😂😂🤔😮😩 (Joke reference from one of Michael's comment posts on their Patreon).

  • @Someone-sc2hk
    @Someone-sc2hk 4 місяці тому +4

    the escalation (or de escalation) in this video is great

  • @orangejuju4694
    @orangejuju4694 4 місяці тому +1

    This is my absolute favorite of all your bits so far. Definite rewatchability.

  • @milktenders6219
    @milktenders6219 4 місяці тому +85

    Why is it that people making fun of conservatives come out with the funniest conservative jokes, like the “global warming can’t be real, because there are so many snowflakes”

    • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
      @FrostyTheSnowPickle 4 місяці тому +24

      That one actually got a chuckle out of me, which is more than can be said for any jokes I’ve heard from real conservative comedians.

    • @elickson7340
      @elickson7340 4 місяці тому +5

      I mean the same happens to conservatives against liberals, i guess the opposite spectrum is the best one to see the weakness of each other.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@elickson7340 I have literally never seen a conservative make a good joke about liberals or leftists. In my experience, hey have a tendency to make jokes that are decades out of date, like riffing on hippie stereotypes when they're not relying on making fun of inconsequential stuff like blue hair.

    • @Danglehangle
      @Danglehangle 3 місяці тому

      ​@@elickson7340maybe

    • @elickson7340
      @elickson7340 3 місяці тому

      @@mastermarkus5307 lurk more

  • @blindiris22
    @blindiris22 4 місяці тому +2

    Holy shit. The past 5 sketches have all been so good and this one just takes the cake

  • @KaiserTwo
    @KaiserTwo 4 місяці тому +5

    The production quality…holy shit.

  • @robbieabbottshorts5255
    @robbieabbottshorts5255 2 місяці тому +2

    This is so accurate and so cool, you guys are amazing.

  • @tinaperez7393
    @tinaperez7393 4 місяці тому +5

    The music and visual effects (and of course, HANQUE! are perfect. Amazing job! 👍👋🔥♥️💯💥🥰🥳

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 20 годин тому +1

    "Apparently you can say 'GAP in the armor'."

  • @redbucket5312
    @redbucket5312 4 місяці тому +9

    Banned from rumble?! He must've murdered someone on livestream

  • @wishbonefan
    @wishbonefan Місяць тому +1

    This feels like such a fever dream of a video

  • @pamsuepmnos2371
    @pamsuepmnos2371 4 місяці тому +10

    "I finally get pronouns... Mine are ally and gun-"
    *"No."*
    "-owner."
    This character's gotta come back.

  • @sillylittleboy6361
    @sillylittleboy6361 6 днів тому +1

    so happy to see ally changed! i really hope gun-owner show doesn't get cancelled D:

  • @BlackReaper0
    @BlackReaper0 4 місяці тому +4

    “I give myself the pass" is truly insane.

  • @samanthampreg
    @samanthampreg 4 місяці тому +2

    the editing on this one is SO GOOD

  • @acatwithautism7705
    @acatwithautism7705 4 місяці тому +30

    0:55 caught me off guard with that one

  • @parkersmith2000
    @parkersmith2000 23 години тому +1

    "You were on the big bang theory?"
    '.... no.'
    "Ogey"
    lol