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КОМЕНТАРІ • 592

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru 5 років тому +3334

    The recruiter didn't say nothing about this!

  • @tangomikemike289
    @tangomikemike289 5 років тому +1510

    “You were just Captain America a second ago”.
    That was hilarious man.

  • @KL-hh1fx
    @KL-hh1fx 5 років тому +3417

    When reality sets in 😂😂

  • @thelwulf5501
    @thelwulf5501 5 років тому +2344

    *Mustang and minimum wage* BOIIII I DIED 😂😂

  • @cp_digital
    @cp_digital 5 років тому +1795

    But Sarge...I didn't join for all that. I just want to do my 4 years, use the GI Bill and get my benefits. 😂😂😂

  • @-WNR-
    @-WNR- 5 років тому +1353

    FINALLY A NEW VIDEO!

    • @alexesdetroitandchicagoque6104
      @alexesdetroitandchicagoque6104 5 років тому +48

      He mostly upload on ig

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 років тому +5

      @@alexesdetroitandchicagoque6104 what his ig

    • @dokidoki777
      @dokidoki777 5 років тому +4

      *_Oh damn it's Weaponized Nerd Rage!_*

    • @dannysvetlick6291
      @dannysvetlick6291 5 років тому +3

      Nerd Rage watches Yusha? This explains so much

    • @yushathomas
      @yushathomas  5 років тому +36

      Alexesdetroitandchicagoqueen Smith you better tell’em lol

  • @breannabailey2726
    @breannabailey2726 5 років тому +560

    “good luck when you make it to iraq because you prolly ain’t gonna make it back” dang bro 😂😂

    • @juanc1328
      @juanc1328 5 років тому +17

      Bre Carlisle Iraq probably a vacation spot by now compare to 04-08! 🤣😂😅

  • @megabug1010
    @megabug1010 4 роки тому +1687

    "I will lay down my life for Eminem, a mustang, and minimum wage"

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 4 роки тому +3

      @Nicholas Williams umm u mean mmmss that paper that money

    • @tlasinister5558
      @tlasinister5558 4 роки тому +116

      He said M&M meaning mustang and minimum wage

    • @Ohhmanx2988
      @Ohhmanx2988 3 роки тому +13

      I'd definitely lay down my life for eminem

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 роки тому +1

      @Mister Guy
      What about the Navy? Are they good for retirement?

    • @Nickkkk838
      @Nickkkk838 3 роки тому +7

      Ummm, I think that joke went over your head. M&M=Mustang + Minimum wage.

  • @vik12D
    @vik12D 5 років тому +201

    I heard a Drill Sergeant say to a Private, "I'm going to let you slip through the cracks so you can go to Iraq and take a bullet for a real Soldier." To this day it warms my heart.

    • @nicholasleon787
      @nicholasleon787 3 місяці тому

      Man I wish my drill sgt was that friendly

    • @vik12D
      @vik12D 3 місяці тому

      @nicholasleon787 Oh wow...from 5 years ago lol

    • @nicholasleon787
      @nicholasleon787 3 місяці тому

      @@vik12D that’s the internet bud

  • @dfletcherboyy12
    @dfletcherboyy12 5 років тому +572

    This guy beard grow a couple inches every video he gonna be looking like a black dumbledore by next year lol

    • @fattony5331
      @fattony5331 4 роки тому

      Nideen now he gotta gain 400 pounds

  • @KM-dm2ri
    @KM-dm2ri 5 років тому +163

    LMFAOOO!!! My son was sworn in last week. I had to send this to him.

    • @Heavy8963
      @Heavy8963 5 років тому +4

      hows he liking it?

    • @KM-dm2ri
      @KM-dm2ri 5 років тому +19

      @@Heavy8963 Ty for asking. He doesn't leave til 28 January.

    • @Jurassic0Al
      @Jurassic0Al 5 років тому +2

      @@KM-dm2ri - So you'll be hearing how he likes it by early February!

    • @KM-dm2ri
      @KM-dm2ri 5 років тому +30

      My son left 28 Jan for basic at Ft Jackson SC. He got sick with the flu his 2nd day. They put him on quarters for a week and let him start when he was better. I got my first letter from him yesterday. He said he is doing well and loves the food. Lmaooooo!!!!

    • @coachtaylor2906
      @coachtaylor2906 4 роки тому +1

      @@KM-dm2ri How is he now?

  • @Kloud5280
    @Kloud5280 5 років тому +461

    I have to wait for your videos as long as I have to wait for my DD214 !

    • @lechevree1579
      @lechevree1579 5 років тому +2

      Elijah hooah😂🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @yushathomas
      @yushathomas  5 років тому +51

      Elijah whoa whoa give a break, I’ve been in school! 😂

    • @Mumbles19852007
      @Mumbles19852007 5 років тому +6

      @@yushathomas waiting for new video is like waiting for proper treatment at Hampton V-A Hospital in Virginia.

    • @justinloeffler965
      @justinloeffler965 5 років тому +2

      @@Mumbles19852007 I go to that VA hospital bro and it's at least a 2 hour wait lol...

    • @juanc1328
      @juanc1328 5 років тому +4

      They got yo ass! A HA

  • @rogeliorodriguez7289
    @rogeliorodriguez7289 5 років тому +815

    Uhhh Sergeant, I got some dingleberries to take care of. Be right back.

  • @heroofmalta9158
    @heroofmalta9158 5 років тому +179

    *Enlists as 11B*
    “I didn’t sign on for combat Sarge!”

  • @stanmack6171
    @stanmack6171 5 років тому +668

    Lmfao @ My mom; My mom had an abortion.

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 5 років тому +34

      Fake patriot, lol.

    • @stanmack6171
      @stanmack6171 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @shechery
      @shechery 5 років тому +1

      LOOOOOOOOL I couldnt believe he said that XD

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +1

      Big Smoke underrated reply

  • @YoItsAnton
    @YoItsAnton 5 років тому +355

    He's back let's get it just joined the Army your a big inspiration bro

    • @DailyFix21
      @DailyFix21 5 років тому +69

      How did he inspire you to join the Army when his vids are about whats fucked about the Army?

    • @Diabl05564
      @Diabl05564 5 років тому +53

      @@DailyFix21 Right? I would have never once looked at any of his videos and thought, 'Wow this looks like an awesome organization to be a part of. I should join up immediately.' Of course I did reup recently so not sure what that says about me.

    • @Dom-py2ow
      @Dom-py2ow 5 років тому +3

      @Gavin Chriest Oops...

    • @stephbelle56
      @stephbelle56 5 років тому +1

      Burning Talons lmaooo

    • @YoItsAnton
      @YoItsAnton 5 років тому +18

      @@DailyFix21 I said he is a inspiration not the reason I joined

  • @danielegwurube6544
    @danielegwurube6544 5 років тому +87

    What are you asking questions for? This isn't the time to be aski...
    You know what? Don't even worry about it.....HALF RIGHT!

  • @SFGiantsfan9797
    @SFGiantsfan9797 4 роки тому +7

    I just took the oath last Tuesday. My contract is 6 years for the Army National Guard. I ship to fort Jackson in January

  • @gob9333
    @gob9333 5 років тому +94

    My mom is having an abortion, best excuse EVER FOR ANYTHING

  • @bensisko4651
    @bensisko4651 3 роки тому +6

    "You was just Captain America a second ago" 😆😅😂😂😅😆

    • @barchetta575m
      @barchetta575m 3 роки тому +1

      That was me the day I walked into MEPS and the moment I enlisted and sworn in, I thought to myself, "the fuck am I doing here??"

  • @lonwof2105
    @lonwof2105 3 роки тому +3

    This is the best channel of all youtube. Thank you Yusha.

  • @raymondchen6720
    @raymondchen6720 5 років тому +326

    I remember when I did this the NCO was like “before we do this has anybody watched the infinity wars movie yet?”

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 років тому +8

      why did he ask that?

    • @gabrielnieves3972
      @gabrielnieves3972 5 років тому

      Lmao what???!!!!

    • @thegreatandpowerfultwily394
      @thegreatandpowerfultwily394 5 років тому +157

      Icecube88
      'Cause if you haven't already, your sorry ass probably won't ever get the chance.

    • @ourtube4266
      @ourtube4266 5 років тому +13

      I think it had to be an officer that swears you in, can’t be enlisted

    • @chavonazary264
      @chavonazary264 5 років тому +9

      @@ourtube4266 It is an officer who swears you in.

  • @Jh-zw4qb
    @Jh-zw4qb 5 років тому +29

    “You old fake patriot” lol im weak

  • @thecrazeecow1682
    @thecrazeecow1682 4 роки тому +3

    I sworn in several days ago and was thinking wtf am I doing the whole time but I’m going to get through this

  • @Liberty32819
    @Liberty32819 3 роки тому +3

    Your facial expressions and flinches are off the chain bro. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nanashinogombe4175
    @nanashinogombe4175 5 років тому +73

    Aye Sir! Funny as hell glad to see your active again.

    • @EnerGRules
      @EnerGRules 5 років тому +2

      Skits used to be a thing in youtube they are alot less now. But man these videos hit home.

  • @Th3Duck0nQuak
    @Th3Duck0nQuak 5 років тому +19

    Should've done one for each branch lol I would love to see what the navy would've said 😭😭

  • @joejoeblackman9333
    @joejoeblackman9333 5 років тому +30

    Ha haaah
    Brings back that old cadence of 1976.
    Mama mama
    Can't you see
    My recruiter lied too me
    They cut my hair and shaved my beard
    All because I volunteer
    Lmbo!
    1976-1991

  • @bearsharkp3901
    @bearsharkp3901 5 років тому +75

    "You're recruiter lied. Ahaha" but it all rolled into a barely intelligible mess. Classic

  • @douglaswilliams6834
    @douglaswilliams6834 5 років тому +83

    What's wrong? You were Captain America a minute ago. ;-)

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 5 років тому +69

    Thanks for the upload Battle! Nice to see you're doing well.
    I remember my second night in Basic and laying on my rack and looking at the ceiling, after lights out, wondering "What the fuck did I just do!?!?" 11B 1985-2009 11Z retired. Hahahaha!

    • @destinyplummer3176
      @destinyplummer3176 5 років тому +5

      Damn ole head!! I was born in 85' and ets from my 2nd tour in Afghanistan in 09 lol!

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 5 років тому +10

      @@destinyplummer3176 We did PT in leather combat boots youngun. 80s soldiers were beat, slapped 'smoked' with violent intent...

    • @JSmedic1
      @JSmedic1 5 років тому +5

      That question came to me on day ZERO during the shark attack, as Drill Sergeant Linebacker throw-pushed me into the Training bay. Lol

    • @unfriendme3726
      @unfriendme3726 5 років тому +8

      @On 2Wheels. You were one of those senior NCOs who smoked a cigarette before and after a five mile run. After your smoke (post run) you had us do dying cockroaches and leg lifts because we missed our time by 10 seconds! Hahahaha.

    • @unfriendme3726
      @unfriendme3726 5 років тому +4

      11B 2002-2008...

  • @Yuhsireski
    @Yuhsireski 4 роки тому +24

    So when I was talking to my USMC recruiter my cousin who’s already a Marine asked me, “what the recruiter got you too.”

  • @Imtoofar
    @Imtoofar 5 років тому +13

    Finally yusha Thomas is back

  • @jol394
    @jol394 5 років тому +3

    Considering i haven't sworen in yet I'm starting to re think all my life choices ty man !!!

    • @roberttaylor4213
      @roberttaylor4213 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Leverette good choice lol

    • @jol394
      @jol394 5 років тому

      @@roberttaylor4213 thank you

    • @roberttaylor4213
      @roberttaylor4213 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Leverette no problem I served 7 1/2 years in the army and honestly I enjoyed it besides going overseas of course lol. Made friends that I still keep in touch with and learned a bunch of new stuff and skills

    • @jol394
      @jol394 5 років тому

      @@roberttaylor4213 that exactly where my mind set is going in clear head make the most of it

    • @roberttaylor4213
      @roberttaylor4213 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Leverette that’s the only way to be

  • @MaxxxxyMilian
    @MaxxxxyMilian 5 років тому +5

    i love watching these videos because i have alot of respect for our Military as the son of a Marine if i wasn't born with mental disorders (Bi Polar, Autism) that would keep me from joining any branch i'd have thought about joining

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 4 роки тому +2

    Dang, I was hoping for the long con, do the oath of enlistment and at the end you notify them they are now in the military and the need to report to their MEPS for rollout.

  • @youngskywalker3003
    @youngskywalker3003 4 роки тому +4

    “ Oh nah don’t bitch up now, yo ass was just captain America a second ago. “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @eneralasassin
    @eneralasassin 5 років тому +2

    Never stop making videos. I love them sooo much !!!!

  • @ZOMBIEGAMER-sc6rz
    @ZOMBIEGAMER-sc6rz 5 років тому +40

    Love your videos thank for your service and sacrifice 🇺🇸. LMAO 😂 I was so depressed today until I just watched this video thanks for making me laugh yusha god bless

  • @user-bm1st1by7r
    @user-bm1st1by7r 5 років тому +2

    I missed your humor bro, glad we got a new video! Thank you for the laughs as always. 💯

  • @scottfast7809
    @scottfast7809 5 років тому +12

    This is alot different then when I took my first oath of enlistment in October.

    • @scottfast7809
      @scottfast7809 5 років тому

      @@alexandergarza7314 . I am currently a polee for the USMC and I go to Parris Island in April.

    • @yushathomas
      @yushathomas  5 років тому +5

      Shit changes fast.

  • @LivingDead53
    @LivingDead53 4 роки тому +2

    I went in for school and decided to stay, reenlisted, but I got tasked with the mind control bs and now don't have an IQ high enough to go to school anymore, not that I was ever smart, just less dumb. The VA has taken care of me so far. Still... we signed the dotted line.

  • @daviddenaldi816
    @daviddenaldi816 5 років тому +3

    You the man Yusha!!! Hope you are well!!

  • @B1GK1NG
    @B1GK1NG Рік тому +2

    Hilarious but so damn true. 😂

  • @TheHales
    @TheHales 5 років тому +1

    You can still leave if you feel the military is not right for you while saying that it doesn’t officially count until you sign on that dotted line.

  • @JoseRodriguez-zg8ls
    @JoseRodriguez-zg8ls 4 роки тому +2

    Brother you need your own TV show! 😂👊🏻🇺🇸

  • @santiagoreyes2490
    @santiagoreyes2490 5 років тому +4

    "A mustang and minimum wage" shit got me dead😂😂

  • @nephrenqayin254
    @nephrenqayin254 5 років тому +2

    I love this!!😂😂😂 Brought me memories back when I was at BT. Drill Sgts told us about Iraq just like that.😂😂😂

  • @bmo3522
    @bmo3522 4 роки тому +6

    I literally laughed out loud at this 😂😂

  • @GeoHvl
    @GeoHvl 5 років тому +2

    I like all your videos, the ones you did while still in the Army were much better.

  • @bluebanditdiesel3695
    @bluebanditdiesel3695 5 років тому +23

    Damn loved it.

  • @JV-DONJOSE
    @JV-DONJOSE 5 років тому +1

    Talented fella, Should have his own tv show. Keep it up Brother.

  • @christopherbiro5273
    @christopherbiro5273 5 років тому +2

    When I get done with basic I want to meet you. Funny as hell. You and A Combat Veteran. 😂😂

  • @patriotcraftsboy1046
    @patriotcraftsboy1046 3 роки тому +1

    You gotta have low expectations when you go in that way when you experience it then it’s a slightly positive experience.

  • @jekyllhyde2793
    @jekyllhyde2793 5 років тому +20

    Funny as always. Can we get another on Christmas Eve?

    • @yushathomas
      @yushathomas  5 років тому +15

      Jekyll Hyde I got you

    • @allluck_noskill1099
      @allluck_noskill1099 5 років тому +2

      @@yushathomas Eyyy . That's why you're one of my favorite UA-camrs :) You respond to your fanbase AND you upload regularly , hats off to you brother !

    • @jekyllhyde2793
      @jekyllhyde2793 5 років тому

      Thank you.

  • @bstevens2555
    @bstevens2555 5 років тому +1

    Man don't make us wait so long for the next one!!

  • @kyletate2122
    @kyletate2122 5 років тому +5

    The only channel I actually laugh at loud at....great guy thanks for videos and service 🤘

  • @cherish3125
    @cherish3125 5 років тому +4

    "A mustang and minimum wage" lol the accuracy!😂😂

  • @WeAreTwd-fm9dv
    @WeAreTwd-fm9dv 5 років тому +7

    Just sworn in Yesterday, this is funny asf😂😂

    • @WeAreTwd-fm9dv
      @WeAreTwd-fm9dv 5 років тому

      @Gavin Chriest AO in the U.S Navy!

    • @kateshungi8945
      @kateshungi8945 5 років тому

      The chair force?

    • @WeAreTwd-fm9dv
      @WeAreTwd-fm9dv 5 років тому

      @@kateshungi8945 LMAO nah but I use that term for them too! I sworn in as an AO for the U.S Navy

    • @kateshungi8945
      @kateshungi8945 5 років тому +3

      @@WeAreTwd-fm9dv ok, then stay safe

    • @WeAreTwd-fm9dv
      @WeAreTwd-fm9dv 5 років тому +1

      @@kateshungi8945 Thank you!

  • @aquilathegreat9486
    @aquilathegreat9486 3 роки тому +8

    "If you're confused on any branch: marines, army, navy, do what all military personnel wish they did: go Air Force."

    • @nathangallegos9304
      @nathangallegos9304 Рік тому

      I don’t wish it one F***ing bit I’m bread for combat and not sit on my ass

  • @cameronwooten6781
    @cameronwooten6781 5 років тому +1

    I just enlisted and this video popped up. I think Google is trying to tell me something.

    • @NTAD
      @NTAD 5 років тому

      Don't be a fake patriot.

  • @churchgrayson1292
    @churchgrayson1292 5 років тому +125

    “Good luck when you get to Iraq, cause ya probably ain’t gonna make it back”

  • @barchetta575m
    @barchetta575m 3 роки тому +3

    One week away from signing my contract. I definitely feel like Captain America. I don't think I will feel the same after taking Oath 😂😂

  • @TroyboyQUE
    @TroyboyQUE 5 років тому

    Bout time Bro. Glad you live and kicking.

  • @YoungOorah
    @YoungOorah 5 років тому +2

    I love how this shits kinda true but you made it funny asffff😂😂

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 4 роки тому +3

    When I was at reception that was when shit was setting in

  • @noahwaite8927
    @noahwaite8927 5 років тому +1

    Got my DD214 yesterday life is good

    • @roberttaylor4213
      @roberttaylor4213 5 років тому

      Noah Waite hell yes it is. The moment you get that nobody can’t tell you shit anymore lol

  • @lordreddthegladiator
    @lordreddthegladiator 5 років тому

    I just went thru the process earlier this week. This is hilarious.

  • @robilove5831
    @robilove5831 5 років тому +3

    He should do a little animated series. With funny little army adventures.

  • @fikayomiolagbami481
    @fikayomiolagbami481 4 роки тому +2

    When he said put your hand down he sounded like uncle ruckus

  • @alexanderlittle6847
    @alexanderlittle6847 5 років тому

    Bro that's crazy! I just left meps! After waiting a whole year, I finally swore in a few hours ago!!!! Hooah!

  • @lolmaemae
    @lolmaemae 5 років тому +2

    “your recruiter lyin” 😂

  • @darylcarr8283
    @darylcarr8283 3 роки тому +4

    I joined the Navy the day before Saddam invaded Kuwait, and the way my CC's were talking I knew my ass was going to Iraq as soon as I graduated from boot camp. Turned out that "inevitable tour" didn't happen until 15 years later!

  • @Jirito0
    @Jirito0 5 років тому +1

    I was waiting for the deep evil voice "Got Yo Ass now...HAHAHAHAHH..."

  • @tommyiswalkinonthesky
    @tommyiswalkinonthesky 5 років тому +3

    Lmao that realization hit me during my oath at MEPS for the navy. I’ll be leaving January 7th mam wish me luck

  • @gandalf3061
    @gandalf3061 5 років тому +1

    This shit caught me off guard and had me gasping for air laughing at midnight in bed lmaoo

  • @wolverinePlaysG
    @wolverinePlaysG 5 років тому +1

    I sworn in yesterday

  • @Icrshou
    @Icrshou 4 роки тому +1

    Listen to *”War is a racket”* by Major General Smedley Butler before enlisting. It’s an hour long on UA-cam

  • @twixic1098
    @twixic1098 5 років тому

    Yusha, thank you I needed this.

  • @Born2Losenot2win
    @Born2Losenot2win 5 років тому +1

    *WELCOME BACK!!!*

  • @marky8013
    @marky8013 5 років тому

    It really be like that sometimes

  • @chickenlegs3883
    @chickenlegs3883 5 років тому

    Just Enlisted yesterday, pretty accurate

  • @77714anthony
    @77714anthony 5 років тому

    Sounds about right

  • @johnsondadj
    @johnsondadj 3 роки тому

    I knew what what I was getting into. Loved It!

  • @waynepremier7980
    @waynepremier7980 5 років тому +2

    Lmao That was me when enlisting. After awhile I was like,”Oh well”

  • @bobbybish6046
    @bobbybish6046 5 років тому

    Jut swore in yesterday this couldn’t be more relevant. 11x airborne shipping Jan 8th anybody else?

  • @Liberty32819
    @Liberty32819 3 роки тому

    Man. You crazy. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣 send more

  • @kylewatsonchannel2795
    @kylewatsonchannel2795 3 роки тому

    My recruiter didn’t say anything about this!😂😂

  • @sniper0625
    @sniper0625 5 років тому

    Bout to go to meps this Tuesday

  • @readyupad
    @readyupad 5 років тому +4

    "Mustang and Minimum Wage". Shiiiiiiiiit that's funny.

  • @sakeviyokoyama9253
    @sakeviyokoyama9253 5 років тому +1

    nice video my dude i need this after high school

  • @jervayjackson4912
    @jervayjackson4912 5 років тому

    Lol I literally just enlisted today man , you scaring me fam 😂😂

  • @c.brooks68
    @c.brooks68 5 років тому

    Whats good Yusha!

  • @007MrYang
    @007MrYang 5 років тому

    I was half-expecting the music at the beginning to be from the MGS 2 soundtrack.

  • @lunanation2384
    @lunanation2384 5 років тому +2

    When he bitched out. 😂🤣

  • @jacksbouler7226
    @jacksbouler7226 5 років тому +1

    Do a coast guard video

  • @airsoftowner
    @airsoftowner 5 років тому +4

    Our drill sergeants showed us this video at basic lmfao

  • @greatomarplays4099
    @greatomarplays4099 5 років тому

    "Yo ass was just Captain America just a second ago!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @alexmagana6133
    @alexmagana6133 4 роки тому

    M&M! Classic!

  • @kylertillett2611
    @kylertillett2611 4 роки тому

    I nearly cried swearing in man ngl it was such a surreal moment