ER Doctor REACTS to Most BRUTAL Star Wars Movies
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2024
- Star Wars ER Doctor Jordan Wagner is back with ER doctor reacts to Star Wars injuries in STAR WARS Saga by Disney. Doctor Wagner, a real life emergency physician breaks down movie injuries in this star wars reaction video. Real doctor reacts to Star Wars music, Star Wars theory, Star Wars theme, Star Wars lightsaber Jedi battles from Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Yoda, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Stormtroopers, and more. Doctor Jordan Wagner watches and reacts to best Star Wars movie clips and funny moments and tells us what is realistic and what is not in this action movie reaction from Star Wars full movie after the release of The Bad Batch and LEGO Star Wars.
Star Wars is an American epic space opera media franchise created by George Lucas, which began with the eponymous 1977 film and quickly became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon. Today Doctor Wagner, from Experts React on Gamology will be watching and reacting to Star Wars from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999), Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002), Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005), Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977), Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980), Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983), Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017), Star Wars: Episode IX (2019), Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018), and Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008). What is the correct order to watch the Star Wars? Do you play Star Wars video games? What about the new Star Wars movie on Disney+? If you want Dr. Jordan Wagner to continue making this doctor reaction series and reacting to gameplay and creating video game reaction series on Gamology please give this video a like and leave a comment on which TV show or medical memes or just funny memes you'd like for him to review next.
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Should I react to more Star Wars movies? 👀
Yes also can you make poppy playtime next?
Definitely!
Maybe, but I wanna ask, if you could watch the movie (Hacksaw Ridge) it’s about a Combat Medic who saved 75 men with NO WEAPON.
Sure!
Not just the Star Wars movies but the Star Wars The Clone Wars animated series, alot of fun gruesome injuries there
Imagine how busy you would be as an ER Doctor if lightsabers were real and something everyone had.
doctor would be the worst job
Better get that medical station and bacta tanks ready 😬
There's like lightsaber torches people are making now so it's sorta becoming a thing although obviously a lot less slicing and stabbing and more so just burning things
I mean, at least they're already cauterized
Ugh facts. Though light sabers partially catarize so we’d go through less donated blood.
Anakin being burned alive is _still_ one of the most horrific scenes in cinema.
His screams of agony make me nauseous.
And it's so sad to think that less than 15 years ago, he was just a kid with hopes and dreams. Anakin has to be the most tragic character I've ever seen.
Hey Doc, Star Wars expert here! What happened with Anakin (aka Darth Vader) is that he got burned on Mustafar (a volcanic planet) after losing a long dual with Obi-Wan Kenobi. He lost both of his legs and his left arm (he lost his right arm to Count Dooku in Episode II). The burns looked really bad (2nd, 3rd, and 4th degree burns on pretty much his entire body). The killing blow would’ve been his lungs getting scorched by the flames due to inhalation (hence the breathing apparatus for his suit). In real life, he probably would’ve died of either shock, dehydration, or asphyxiation from the burns.
The Mustafar scene terrified me as a child 😂
Yeah, that's how Vader wound up with an iron lung stuck to his face.
@@ninjabearpress2574 I bet Vader would probably enjoy Radiohead
100% true
Yeah, Vader pretty much had a pressurized suit with a noninvasive VPAP (his mask) connected to a ventilator in his suite Also, it's believed (not sure if cannon) that even though Vader's burns could of been almost completely healed (with scarring) in a bacta tank, Emperor Palpatine didn't allow it because he wanted Vader to suffer so he would remain weak & not a threat to him. Also of medical interest, Vader received nutrients & steroids among other preformance enhancing drugs constantly via IV infusion pump but into his suit.
“It’s unlikely you will survive being cut in half”
Maul: “Hold my blue milk”
Lightsabers actually cauterize the body instantly, which is why there's no blood when killed by a lightsaber. Also, Darth Maul actually survives and makes prosthetic legs for himself.
That is because the lightsabers are a hot as a star, right?
@@Peawarof11 not sure on the exact science but I think they said lightsabers heat is measured in kelvins
yeah but that's because of magic or something
From what I read there's materials that absorb/negate energy based weapons in the star wars universe.
@erwinelf23 that's just another temperature measurement system. It's actually 1 to 1 with Celsius, just that Kelvin is (iirc) 273 degrees higher, since 0 Kelvin is the temperature where all atomic movement stops (absolute zero).
5:37 As a matter of interest, the species of alien that was bleeding from a lightsaber wound was an Aqualish(?). They are described as having arachnid like characteristics, one of those being large cavities filled with blood, rather than smaller veins and arteries. That is why his lightsaber wound was the only one that bled: the cavities that contained his blood was too wide to be cauterized completely.
this is the lore reason the real reason is that Lucas had no real idea of what a lightsaber could do as a weapon. if it cauterizes or not. glad he went for the cauterization but he could have removethe blood when giving the changed edition
1:11 it's revealed in Star Wars The Clone Wars cartoon series that Darth Maul survived being cut in half and now uses robotic legs to move around.
He later gets better looking, more normal ones again.
Yes, its because lightsaber is so hot that it immediately stopped the bleeding.
@@LicvinTrol His spine was cut... but it's Star Wars lol
@@desativado-oficialIt was because of his strong hatred feelings that he stayed alive using the force
@@desativado-oficial It was bc he's a sith, they can keep themselves alive in extremely painful situations just by using all their rage and hatred
That you haven't done this before is baffling. Good thing you finally did.
Haha hope it was worth the wait! What's your favorite Star Wars movie?
Probably Return of the Jedi. Most creatures per minute.
@@DoctorER Revenge of the Sith. You should do The Clone Wars and/or Rebels as well, while you're at it!
@@DoctorER The Phantom Menace. You never forget your first.
Revenge of the sith@@DoctorER
very exciting, big eventful scenes, and major plot twists leading up to the empire
1:25 he survived, if i remember right it was because he was to angry to die
Yes, his hate for Kenobi.
And used the force to lighten his fall
Maul channeled his anger and hatred for obi wan to hold on to his life force.
Lightsabers are so hot they seal wounds.
I would love to see a reaction to the Clone Wars series, they could do much more in that one. Getting sniped, impaled, burned, run over, stabbed by the horns of a angry Zabrak, and much more.
Yes. That is my childhood right there. Especially the Maul vs Sidious scene
“ we don’t have this type of mask at the hospital” got me dying 😂😂😂
Could you imagine hospitals having Darth Vader? Masks 🤣🤣🤣
The closest thing in a hospital to Darth Vader’s mask are V-Pap machines combined with neck braces and face guards for head fractures
The crazy fact that the surgery Darth Vader had was done with him awake and without amnesics.
That explains why he was moving around and screaming.😢
Whats even more crazy is that their weapon and interstellar travel tech, Faster than light etc is so advanced, yet their medical tech is about 3-400 years behind. You think that with all these wars and waving light cutters and blasters and stuff, their medical capabilities would be alot more advanced. Imagine all the hospitals needed for just training accidents alone never mind a war. Only thing Medical I saw in Star Wars is when Luke gets his new bionic hand in that medical ship. Looks like he's the only patient on board.
A&Es everywhere would be packed, yet you never see any hospitals, come to think of it, you never see any fast food places either. How about bathrooms? does the Falcon have one? it should have two actually, imagine going in there after Chewie's taken a dump. Perhaps thats why he didnt get a medal, Leia had to
@@Thenogomogo-zo3unнепонятно у них с врачами и больницами, беременная Падме даже у врача не наблюдалась и ни одного УЗИ не сделала, что очень странно
They do have anaesthetics. Palpatine made sure to have them do it without them because the dark side is strengthened through pain.@@Thenogomogo-zo3un
1:05 I kid you not doc, darth maul actually survived being cut in half. He survived off of pure hatred for Obi Wan and came back in the clone wars tv series.
It would have been interesting to see your reaction to Obi-Wan cutting off both of Darth Vaders legs. I love Star Wars so it would be good to see more Star Wars injury reactions
You meant anikain? He was vader after he got chopped up
@user-mv7iv3dp8b He was Vader from the moment he pledged him to Sidious, from that moment on Sidious kept calling him Lord Vader. Remember when Sidious said 'Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader'
THANK YOU SO MUCH JORDAN I'VE BEEN BEGGING SO MUCH FOR THIS
ENJOY!
@@DoctorER thanks
One thing to remember about lightsabers is you don't bleed out because they cauterize, but then there are severe internal burns and organ damage in the case of Maul.
I’ve been able to do the Chewbacca voice since I was a kid. I was actually well known in high school for doing it to the point where people still remember it today. A few years ago when Peter Mayhew died a bunch of people tagged me on Facebook. This was circa 2018 and I graduated in 2001.
My Dad worked with Mayhew in the 70s at Mayday hospital Croydon as a porter. Said the guy was really tall got filmwork and stuff because of it. Then he left for a bit in either 75 or 76 to go to Africa for some film work. My Dad wasnt interested in fantasy sci-fi but did tell me about this tall Mayhew guy who was in some space film. Took me ages to put the pieces together some years after my Dads death
It's a pity Qui Gon didn't know that you could heal like Rey or survive like Inquisitor Riva from Obi Wan
Even though you have to be a force healing prodigy to completely master it other wise it doesn’t work because anakin tried it in the EU and he failed
I've been looking forward to this...
What's your favorite Star Wars movie?
@@DoctorER Revenge of the mem- i mean Sith.
Thank you Dr. Wagner for reacting to these medical scenes in Star Wars. There is also TV shows like the Clone Wars, Rebels, and Visions.
3:45: You referenced Flight of the Conchords? YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW.
The Force is strong with this one!
Says the guy who’s a plumber
5:36 There's actually a popular fan theory that the alien who got his arm cut off might've had different circulation that caused him to have a body temperature that's hotter than the lightsaber's blade, which result in his arm not getting cauterized. Or something in his body that caused him to bleed when he got his arm cut off by Ben Kenobi's lightsaber.
Hotter than plasma? Above 150 million degrees Celcius? Not likely.
@oldskoolaspie To be fair, in the world of Sci-Fi, literally anything is possible.
He's an anthropod technically and has an entirely different circulatory system than humans.
@@OmnicidalClown1992 Also not every alien is based on humans biology.
@@oldskoolaspie if I’m not mistaken, there’s a certain type of cow whose blood doesn’t actually cauterize so it could be the same type of blood in the Aqualash
I'd love to see him react to the Black Knight scene from Monty Python.
"It's just a flesh wound"
Doc: OK, a limb lopped off is NOT just a flesh wound..."
Also Star Trek has good medical scenes too.
Персонажи на протяжении всех фильмов по звёздным войнам: Ну где же ручки? Ну где же ваши ручки? Давай поднимем ручки и будем танцевать!
please a part 2, reacting to the cases of order 66 and General Grievous
"I'm cut in half pretty bad, Darth Sidious"
Such a cool and a fun video, greaaat!😊 i am proud to be a part of this community
I love Star Wars but the lightsaber fights are always so intense
I would’ve loved to hear more of a reaction to Vader’s suit. Hopefully next time!
You know what's really cool but terrifying at the same time? I heard that apparently Vader's life support system would actually be possible to make in real-life! But it's simply not made because of how painful it would be to wear, not to mention, illegal.
@@sharkythe1st1 that’s crazy!
@@sharkythe1st1for Vader is literally almost an astronaut suit with samurai armor and medical prosthetics, it would cost over a billion dollars to make because of its technology
@@Cyber-Lee_0007 Ah true, another reason as to why it's not been made. XD
Wait until he finds out that Maul survived being cut in half, gets transported to another planet and builds himself another set of leg out of scrap, then gets rescued by his brother and gets new magical metal legs and spends most of the rest of his life hunting down Kenobi (Jedi that cut him in half) only to be killed by old Kenobi in about 10 seconds
I can't Believe that you have Reacted to Star Wars!
Love your Critiques and Vids, Mate!
Someone made a real life light saber some time ago. It was a metal rod that heated up so much it could melt through things. Problem was it was slower an incredibly energy intensive and inefficient.
yeah, it used plasma.
Would love to see some reactions to Star Trek medical scenes.
Any favorite scene I should react to from Star Trek?
@@DoctorER there is quite a few but one of my favourites is where Worf gets a back injury from a container hitting him and they have to replace his spine.
Well, at least they have a sick bay and doctors on the Enterprise. Dont recall anything like that in SW universe. I know why now they dont have paper in SW universe, you could DIE of a paper cut
Only thing medical is in ESB where Luke gets his new, but old, bionic hand, stolen from the Six Million Dollar Man
Ratts Tyreel, he blows up in pod races in front of his family eyes, I really crying right now.
Darth Maul actually survives being cut in half.
May the force be with you
How did I not know until now this video was made, huge Star Wars fan
Doc I loved your reaction to Han Solo getting run thru I had the same reaction
Vader must have had a detail of crewmen who just stood around any senior officers to drag the bodies away when he choked them to death. Hopefully they got a cool unit name like Imperial Dragons (as in, drag on)
Qui-gon Jinn dies because the lightsaber cooked his insides. When he held his own saber inside the foot thick blast doors they started heating to melting via induction. It heated doors meant to stop an explosion to red hot in 53 seconds. The 8 seconds Maul held it inside Qui-gon heated his interior to at least 300F degrees. His lungs were at least partially collapsed from this.
Obi Wan + Qui Gon + Darth Maul = 2 and a half men 🤣
"We don't have these masks in hospital", damn it
5:50 i assume the blood from the lightsaber strike in A New Hope is just early installment wierdness. The first entry in a series often has things that dont fit with later entries, since the creator dosnt have everything decided yet.
This definitely needs another Part with only the animated shows (Clone Wars, Bad Batch, Visions etc.)!
“Don’t pull it out” praising Doctor
6:25
I've actually fractured my lower jaw when I fell onto an asphalt driveway (during a seizure) a few years ago. I don't know how I didn't break a tooth as well, but I was able to get in touch with Mom and off to the ER.
Been hospital for injuries that could have been life threatening, Bit of an eye opener as to how fragile the human body really is. Movies still put out the old tropes; knock them out then get up everything ok, Get kicked, punched 1000 times still ok. jump through window, ok not a scratch,
Still good you got help quick
4:16 Gui-Gon He also didn't die in a couple of seconds, he dies minutes after Maul and Obi Wan fight
I love Star Wars and I love your videos
I’m chewbacca when Han Solo dies
The worst thing for Star Wars fans is the sequels...
Ikr
Since you've done a Star Wars reaction, I would absolutely LOVE to see you do a reaction video to Invader Zim particularly the episode "Dark Harvest".
Who else remembers that episode and would like to see Doctor Jordan react to it?
That show was awesome! That episode was freaky
You think anyone should tell him that Harrison Ford hated playing Han Solo, and he only agreed to come back in Episode VII if they killed off the character and paid him extra?
It's probably a good thing Vader was never a doctor, that knowledge would make him more terrifying and dangerous
“It’s a Wookie mistake” 🤣😆😹😂🤣😆😹😹😹😆🤣🤣😆
My first introduction to Star Wars was when my Mom took me to see Revenge Of The Sith in theaters when I was twelve. Before that, my only knowledge of the franchise was thanks to some merchandise, and the Star Tours ride at Disney World.
1:15 he was so angry he survived and came back 💀
Nice say it this guy a real doctor
Fun fact: the reason why Samuel L. Jackson got a Purple Lightsaber is because he wanted to to see himself in the film (he want to spot out)
Hey could watch the movie (Hacksaw Ridge) it’s about a Combat Medic who saved 75 men with NO WEAPON.
Notice no combat medics in Star Wars. The characters probably dont need them as they get arms legs chopped off blown up etc and then ok in next scene, Like the old cartoons
2:10 (the reason it doesn't bleed is because the heat of the lightsaber welds the molten parts together, like how you would weld metal
thanks doc
I love how I was thinking “we showed Count Dooku’s demise, there’s no way we’ll cover Jango Fett’s death,” we cover Fett’s demise. I was caught completely off guard. Well done as always doc!
Grande! Doc.
In the old continuity, Boba Fett had some interesting words for Han and Leia's daughter regarding the Jedis' weapon of choice.
Apparently getting decapitated by one can trap enough air in the head for up to 2 minutes of consciousness - the longest, most excruciating, and final two minutes of your life.
I work with a guy who makes Chewbacca noises throughout his shift, and it's actually too quiet whenever he isn't working lol
The Dark Side just isn’t fair. Maul gets cut in half and survives while Qui Gon dies from a stab wound. Too angry to die is a heck of a thing.
Hey Dr. Wagner love your videos dude, truly awesome. You should check out the injuries in the Die Hard movies.
One thing about lightsaber strikes is that they’re survivable like what happened with ObiWan and Anakin on Geonosis, yet if they’re struck to the abdomen part of the body yes it’s a cauterized wound but because of how hot plasma can be it’s also boiling the insides very quickly.
Side note: Now in the disney canon they’re just light sticks.
My friend was hoping he'd address Luke's hypothermia when he nearly froze to death on Hoth. Maybe next time.
I wanna see the anime reaction next... Like literally dying for it hahahah 😂😂😂😂
The good old fashioned cranium-ectomy, works every time.
The reason there was blood in the A new hope amputation is because he is an aqualish which have different anatomy to humans
Darth Maul survives being cut in half, falling to the bottom of the shaft, and sitting there for weeks and weeks, through sheer power in the dark side, and is rescued after weeks and is put back together and comes back.
star wars logic make it so its hot enough to ONLY burn the part where the lightsaber touched so thats why anakin's arm and all the others didnt bleed from getting cut in half or losing limbs but still hotter than the sun
Si genial excelente video 👌
5:43 The blood not cauterizing is because the creature that Obi-Wan amputated has blood that contains anti-cauterizing properties.
Два самых главных ляпа:
1) На Вейдера надели герметичный костюм и шлем, не долечив его раны;
2) То, что световые мечи прижигают раны - это ок. Но почему от такого жара ни на ком не воспламеняется одежда?..🤔
Хз, может из-за особенностей кристалла?
@@user-du5un3xc1c Ну тогда это очень странный кристалл) плоть от прикосновений светового "клинка" превращается в уголь, металл плавится, а шмоткам норм? Джедаи с ситхами постоянно в клинч входят и держат свои мечи вплотную друг к другу. Когда просто стоишь близко к обыкновенному большому костру - и то порой чувствуешь, как штаны начинают к ляжкам прилипать, а тут высокотемпературный поток энергии🤷♂
In Star Wars, when characters suffer a lightsaber wound, they do not bleed to death since the saber blade is so hot that it cauterizes the wound immediately.
How comes then right, Kenobi 'disappears' like he fell down a trap door when Vader was supposed to have kill him?
The most dangerous thing about a Lightsaber, Is that the only thing with any weight on it is the handle. There’s no counterweight on it for momentum like a sword like a sword sword. Making it just as easy to slice one of your limbs off as somebody else’s.
My left leg got badly cut but my body healed it in 3 minutes so good thing I can heal fast.😂
Dr. Wagner everytime there's a lightsaber wound: OOOOHHH!!!
did you know darth Vader limbs are all robotic
5:30 The explanation here is that this character's species, the Aqualish, have some kind of "open" circulatory system, so that cauterization is not possible.
8:03 There's actually a character named Cad Bane, who is a well-known Jedi-killer. He implanted automatic breathing tubes into his neck to negate the effects of being Force Choked.
I never really realized how obsessed Star Wars is with amputating hands until what basically amounts to a compilation here 😆
I’ve been told by my family my chewy impression is spot on
I love how in star wars everbody is losing their hands
I read somewhere that the head can remain conscious for up to 8 seconds after decapitation.
1:27 la patitas jajaja😂
Yess!! Star Wars let’s goo
Do another Star Wars injury video if you haven’t already done another one because I really like this one
Star Wars es excelente y las heridas que aparecen es muy interesante buena eleccion Doctor
¡Gracias por ver! ¿Cuál fue tu escena favorita de Star Wars?
@@DoctorER Fue sin dudas la de vader cortandole las manos a Luke
Nice video and Benedict cumberbatch imperssion was good
Is someone gonna tell Doctor Mike that Darth Maul survived that bisection?
Well, he's not a Mandalorian, he just wears the armor of one. That was Jango Fett, the one who gave the DNA for the great army of the Republic.
No he was Mandalorian, you need to get your facts straight before commenting. He was a foundling, like Din was. He obviously left the creed to become a bounty hunter.
Lightsabers are so hot that the wound closes straight away
3:00 While dying, Antoine Lavoisier conducted his last experiment - he agreed with his assistant that after being beheaded, he would try to blink his eyes for as long as possible; according to the assistant, he blinked for 15-20 seconds. In 1788 he became a member of the Royal Society.
In star wars the light sabers are so hot it makes the body parts melt together again so darth maul lived because he wasnt bleeding at all
I like how he almost compared getting your head cut off by a lightsaber to a guillotine, like, a guillotine would have a clean cut, but a lightsaber would take away your entire neck, no other questions