ER Doctor REACTS to Most BRUTAL Star Wars Movies

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  • @DoctorER
    @DoctorER  9 місяців тому +453

    Should I react to more Star Wars movies? 👀

    • @leo_edits155
      @leo_edits155 9 місяців тому +10

      Yes also can you make poppy playtime next?

    • @dr.jotarorobotnick813
      @dr.jotarorobotnick813 9 місяців тому +9

      Definitely!

    • @sonofkarma5461
      @sonofkarma5461 9 місяців тому +5

      Maybe, but I wanna ask, if you could watch the movie (Hacksaw Ridge) it’s about a Combat Medic who saved 75 men with NO WEAPON.

    • @KorDeathspeaker
      @KorDeathspeaker 9 місяців тому

      Sure!

    • @josephxp96
      @josephxp96 9 місяців тому +9

      Not just the Star Wars movies but the Star Wars The Clone Wars animated series, alot of fun gruesome injuries there

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade 9 місяців тому +838

    Imagine how busy you would be as an ER Doctor if lightsabers were real and something everyone had.

    • @ard797
      @ard797 9 місяців тому +39

      doctor would be the worst job

    • @LexusLFA554
      @LexusLFA554 9 місяців тому +51

      Better get that medical station and bacta tanks ready 😬

    • @memlordnord567
      @memlordnord567 9 місяців тому +13

      There's like lightsaber torches people are making now so it's sorta becoming a thing although obviously a lot less slicing and stabbing and more so just burning things

    • @musicsheep9816
      @musicsheep9816 9 місяців тому +12

      I mean, at least they're already cauterized

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 9 місяців тому +8

      Ugh facts. Though light sabers partially catarize so we’d go through less donated blood.

  • @kevinspell99
    @kevinspell99 9 місяців тому +294

    Hey Doc, Star Wars expert here! What happened with Anakin (aka Darth Vader) is that he got burned on Mustafar (a volcanic planet) after losing a long dual with Obi-Wan Kenobi. He lost both of his legs and his left arm (he lost his right arm to Count Dooku in Episode II). The burns looked really bad (2nd, 3rd, and 4th degree burns on pretty much his entire body). The killing blow would’ve been his lungs getting scorched by the flames due to inhalation (hence the breathing apparatus for his suit). In real life, he probably would’ve died of either shock, dehydration, or asphyxiation from the burns.

    • @goldengameeagle
      @goldengameeagle 9 місяців тому +32

      The Mustafar scene terrified me as a child 😂

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 9 місяців тому +31

      Yeah, that's how Vader wound up with an iron lung stuck to his face.

    • @goldengameeagle
      @goldengameeagle 9 місяців тому +8

      @@ninjabearpress2574 I bet Vader would probably enjoy Radiohead

    • @abrahamnieves2554
      @abrahamnieves2554 9 місяців тому +4

      100% true

    • @butterflyangel1139
      @butterflyangel1139 7 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, Vader pretty much had a pressurized suit with a noninvasive VPAP (his mask) connected to a ventilator in his suite Also, it's believed (not sure if cannon) that even though Vader's burns could of been almost completely healed (with scarring) in a bacta tank, Emperor Palpatine didn't allow it because he wanted Vader to suffer so he would remain weak & not a threat to him. Also of medical interest, Vader received nutrients & steroids among other preformance enhancing drugs constantly via IV infusion pump but into his suit.

  • @austinrestovic
    @austinrestovic 9 місяців тому +95

    5:37 As a matter of interest, the species of alien that was bleeding from a lightsaber wound was an Aqualish(?). They are described as having arachnid like characteristics, one of those being large cavities filled with blood, rather than smaller veins and arteries. That is why his lightsaber wound was the only one that bled: the cavities that contained his blood was too wide to be cauterized completely.

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 8 місяців тому +11

      this is the lore reason the real reason is that Lucas had no real idea of what a lightsaber could do as a weapon. if it cauterizes or not. glad he went for the cauterization but he could have removethe blood when giving the changed edition

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 9 місяців тому +405

    Lightsabers actually cauterize the body instantly, which is why there's no blood when killed by a lightsaber. Also, Darth Maul actually survives and makes prosthetic legs for himself.

    • @Peawarof11
      @Peawarof11 9 місяців тому +18

      That is because the lightsabers are a hot as a star, right?

    • @erwinelf23
      @erwinelf23 9 місяців тому +17

      ​@@Peawarof11 not sure on the exact science but I think they said lightsabers heat is measured in kelvins

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 9 місяців тому +1

      yeah but that's because of magic or something

    • @erwinelf23
      @erwinelf23 9 місяців тому +2

      From what I read there's materials that absorb/negate energy based weapons in the star wars universe.

    • @patrickdix772
      @patrickdix772 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@erwinelf23 that's just another temperature measurement system. It's actually 1 to 1 with Celsius, just that Kelvin is (iirc) 273 degrees higher, since 0 Kelvin is the temperature where all atomic movement stops (absolute zero).

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 9 місяців тому +58

    Lightsabers are so hot they seal wounds.
    I would love to see a reaction to the Clone Wars series, they could do much more in that one. Getting sniped, impaled, burned, run over, stabbed by the horns of a angry Zabrak, and much more.

    • @complex2live
      @complex2live 9 місяців тому +4

      Yes. That is my childhood right there. Especially the Maul vs Sidious scene

  • @milesknightestrada3286
    @milesknightestrada3286 9 місяців тому +138

    That you haven't done this before is baffling. Good thing you finally did.

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  9 місяців тому +25

      Haha hope it was worth the wait! What's your favorite Star Wars movie?

    • @milesknightestrada3286
      @milesknightestrada3286 9 місяців тому +7

      Probably Return of the Jedi. Most creatures per minute.

    • @EifelBlaulichtTV
      @EifelBlaulichtTV 9 місяців тому +9

      @@DoctorER Revenge of the Sith. You should do The Clone Wars and/or Rebels as well, while you're at it!

    • @supersaiyandiclonius3056
      @supersaiyandiclonius3056 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DoctorER The Phantom Menace. You never forget your first.

    • @TheMail518
      @TheMail518 9 місяців тому

      Revenge of the sith@@DoctorER
      very exciting, big eventful scenes, and major plot twists leading up to the empire

  • @lauragoodland6359
    @lauragoodland6359 9 місяців тому +67

    “ we don’t have this type of mask at the hospital” got me dying 😂😂😂
    Could you imagine hospitals having Darth Vader? Masks 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cyber-Lee_0007
      @Cyber-Lee_0007 9 місяців тому +7

      The closest thing in a hospital to Darth Vader’s mask are V-Pap machines combined with neck braces and face guards for head fractures

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston 9 місяців тому +189

    Anakin being burned alive is _still_ one of the most horrific scenes in cinema.
    His screams of agony make me nauseous.

    • @xLanzer
      @xLanzer 5 місяців тому +23

      And it's so sad to think that less than 15 years ago, he was just a kid with hopes and dreams. Anakin has to be the most tragic character I've ever seen.

    • @Krokodil986
      @Krokodil986 4 місяці тому +12

      Also being burned alive is one of the worst pains

    • @AnakinSkywalker_th3Ch0s3n0n3
      @AnakinSkywalker_th3Ch0s3n0n3 4 місяці тому +5

      @@xLanzerso true,to this day I’m still shocked he’s Vader

  • @SoundwaveX7
    @SoundwaveX7 9 місяців тому +185

    1:11 it's revealed in Star Wars The Clone Wars cartoon series that Darth Maul survived being cut in half and now uses robotic legs to move around.

    • @LexusLFA554
      @LexusLFA554 9 місяців тому +23

      He later gets better looking, more normal ones again.

    • @LicvinTrol
      @LicvinTrol 9 місяців тому +6

      Yes, its because lightsaber is so hot that it immediately stopped the bleeding.

    • @desativadoofficial
      @desativadoofficial 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LicvinTrol His spine was cut... but it's Star Wars lol

    • @maximiliougaming993
      @maximiliougaming993 9 місяців тому +12

      @@desativadoofficialIt was because of his strong hatred feelings that he stayed alive using the force

    • @West-vlaanderen_mapping
      @West-vlaanderen_mapping 9 місяців тому +4

      @@desativadoofficial It was bc he's a sith, they can keep themselves alive in extremely painful situations just by using all their rage and hatred

  • @ShinigamiH
    @ShinigamiH 9 місяців тому +86

    1:25 he survived, if i remember right it was because he was to angry to die

    • @LexusLFA554
      @LexusLFA554 9 місяців тому +22

      Yes, his hate for Kenobi.

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph 9 місяців тому +11

      And used the force to lighten his fall

    • @Leopard-Bricks
      @Leopard-Bricks 5 місяців тому +1

      Maul channeled his anger and hatred for obi wan to hold on to his life force.

    • @svt400
      @svt400 3 місяці тому

      Well, he's not even human.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 2 місяці тому

      ​@@svt400Zabracks (Darth Maul's species) cannot survive such injuries but the Dark Side can keep indivisible that pour all of their hatred into it alive.

  • @magnusmaul5447
    @magnusmaul5447 8 місяців тому +20

    One thing to remember about lightsabers is you don't bleed out because they cauterize, but then there are severe internal burns and organ damage in the case of Maul.

  • @snakethejake97
    @snakethejake97 9 місяців тому +26

    1:05 I kid you not doc, darth maul actually survived being cut in half. He survived off of pure hatred for Obi Wan and came back in the clone wars tv series.

  • @TopherG117
    @TopherG117 7 місяців тому +75

    “It’s unlikely you will survive being cut in half”
    Maul: “Hold my blue milk”

    • @natefontana5757
      @natefontana5757 3 місяці тому

      Did you forget about the magical witches?

  • @lopesasam4164
    @lopesasam4164 9 місяців тому +32

    The crazy fact that the surgery Darth Vader had was done with him awake and without amnesics.

    • @christinescafidi280
      @christinescafidi280 8 місяців тому +9

      That explains why he was moving around and screaming.😢

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 7 місяців тому +1

      Whats even more crazy is that their weapon and interstellar travel tech, Faster than light etc is so advanced, yet their medical tech is about 3-400 years behind. You think that with all these wars and waving light cutters and blasters and stuff, their medical capabilities would be alot more advanced. Imagine all the hospitals needed for just training accidents alone never mind a war. Only thing Medical I saw in Star Wars is when Luke gets his new bionic hand in that medical ship. Looks like he's the only patient on board.
      A&Es everywhere would be packed, yet you never see any hospitals, come to think of it, you never see any fast food places either. How about bathrooms? does the Falcon have one? it should have two actually, imagine going in there after Chewie's taken a dump. Perhaps thats why he didnt get a medal, Leia had to

    • @ІринаНебожченко
      @ІринаНебожченко 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Thenogomogo-zo3unнепонятно у них с врачами и больницами, беременная Падме даже у врача не наблюдалась и ни одного УЗИ не сделала, что очень странно

    • @solitarything1209
      @solitarything1209 5 місяців тому

      They do have anaesthetics. Palpatine made sure to have them do it without them because the dark side is strengthened through pain.​@@Thenogomogo-zo3un

  • @ryanbarth6691
    @ryanbarth6691 9 місяців тому +25

    THANK YOU SO MUCH JORDAN I'VE BEEN BEGGING SO MUCH FOR THIS

  • @brandonogden2210
    @brandonogden2210 9 місяців тому +10

    Thank you Dr. Wagner for reacting to these medical scenes in Star Wars. There is also TV shows like the Clone Wars, Rebels, and Visions.

  • @warhawkjah
    @warhawkjah 9 місяців тому +14

    I’ve been able to do the Chewbacca voice since I was a kid. I was actually well known in high school for doing it to the point where people still remember it today. A few years ago when Peter Mayhew died a bunch of people tagged me on Facebook. This was circa 2018 and I graduated in 2001.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 7 місяців тому

      My Dad worked with Mayhew in the 70s at Mayday hospital Croydon as a porter. Said the guy was really tall got filmwork and stuff because of it. Then he left for a bit in either 75 or 76 to go to Africa for some film work. My Dad wasnt interested in fantasy sci-fi but did tell me about this tall Mayhew guy who was in some space film. Took me ages to put the pieces together some years after my Dads death

    • @jordanhowley1959
      @jordanhowley1959 Місяць тому

      I can to I just gargle my spit

  • @Scorpion-Gamer82
    @Scorpion-Gamer82 9 місяців тому +40

    It would have been interesting to see your reaction to Obi-Wan cutting off both of Darth Vaders legs. I love Star Wars so it would be good to see more Star Wars injury reactions

    • @starwarsfan101-z9p
      @starwarsfan101-z9p 8 місяців тому

      You meant anikain? He was vader after he got chopped up

    • @Scorpion-Gamer82
      @Scorpion-Gamer82 8 місяців тому +5

      @user-mv7iv3dp8b He was Vader from the moment he pledged him to Sidious, from that moment on Sidious kept calling him Lord Vader. Remember when Sidious said 'Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader'

  • @BryanAmbrose1
    @BryanAmbrose1 7 місяців тому +3

    please a part 2, reacting to the cases of order 66 and General Grievous

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 4 місяці тому +12

    0:03 we all said that :(

  • @thenecessaryevil2634
    @thenecessaryevil2634 9 місяців тому +5

    Qui-gon Jinn dies because the lightsaber cooked his insides. When he held his own saber inside the foot thick blast doors they started heating to melting via induction. It heated doors meant to stop an explosion to red hot in 53 seconds. The 8 seconds Maul held it inside Qui-gon heated his interior to at least 300F degrees. His lungs were at least partially collapsed from this.

  • @arni30depicithosszunev
    @arni30depicithosszunev 9 місяців тому +19

    I've been looking forward to this...

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  9 місяців тому +6

      What's your favorite Star Wars movie?

    • @arni30depicithosszunev
      @arni30depicithosszunev 9 місяців тому +4

      @@DoctorER Revenge of the mem- i mean Sith.

  • @milesknightestrada3286
    @milesknightestrada3286 9 місяців тому +12

    3:45: You referenced Flight of the Conchords? YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW.

  • @Commander_Doom_CC-1139
    @Commander_Doom_CC-1139 9 місяців тому +10

    It's a pity Qui Gon didn't know that you could heal like Rey or survive like Inquisitor Riva from Obi Wan

    • @GROUP1158
      @GROUP1158 9 місяців тому +4

      Even though you have to be a force healing prodigy to completely master it other wise it doesn’t work because anakin tried it in the EU and he failed

  • @3mpreditzz
    @3mpreditzz 4 місяці тому +4

    He should've seen the Kanan Jarrus being blind scene, that was wild af

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 9 місяців тому +15

    5:36 There's actually a popular fan theory that the alien who got his arm cut off might've had different circulation that caused him to have a body temperature that's hotter than the lightsaber's blade, which result in his arm not getting cauterized. Or something in his body that caused him to bleed when he got his arm cut off by Ben Kenobi's lightsaber.

    • @SubtleStair
      @SubtleStair 9 місяців тому +3

      Hotter than plasma? Above 150 million degrees Celcius? Not likely.

    • @OmnicidalClown1992
      @OmnicidalClown1992 9 місяців тому +1

      @oldskoolaspie To be fair, in the world of Sci-Fi, literally anything is possible.

    • @Jp41999
      @Jp41999 9 місяців тому +3

      He's an anthropod technically and has an entirely different circulatory system than humans.

    • @Jp41999
      @Jp41999 9 місяців тому +2

      @@OmnicidalClown1992 Also not every alien is based on humans biology.

    • @NIX-FLIX
      @NIX-FLIX 9 місяців тому

      @@SubtleStair if I’m not mistaken, there’s a certain type of cow whose blood doesn’t actually cauterize so it could be the same type of blood in the Aqualash

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 8 місяців тому +1

    Vader must have had a detail of crewmen who just stood around any senior officers to drag the bodies away when he choked them to death. Hopefully they got a cool unit name like Imperial Dragons (as in, drag on)

  • @robertaviles8451
    @robertaviles8451 9 місяців тому +1

    6:25
    I've actually fractured my lower jaw when I fell onto an asphalt driveway (during a seizure) a few years ago. I don't know how I didn't break a tooth as well, but I was able to get in touch with Mom and off to the ER.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 7 місяців тому

      Been hospital for injuries that could have been life threatening, Bit of an eye opener as to how fragile the human body really is. Movies still put out the old tropes; knock them out then get up everything ok, Get kicked, punched 1000 times still ok. jump through window, ok not a scratch,
      Still good you got help quick

  • @ИльяМаксимов-у4ь
    @ИльяМаксимов-у4ь 5 місяців тому +4

    Персонажи на протяжении всех фильмов по звёздным войнам: Ну где же ручки? Ну где же ваши ручки? Давай поднимем ручки и будем танцевать!

  • @brennanreuber5344
    @brennanreuber5344 8 місяців тому +1

    2:10 (the reason it doesn't bleed is because the heat of the lightsaber welds the molten parts together, like how you would weld metal

  • @killianadams4779
    @killianadams4779 2 місяці тому +1

    I think the reason lightsaber wounds don't bleed out is because the saber is apparently 36,500 degrees, so that would be enough to technically cook the flesh

  • @spartan078ben
    @spartan078ben 9 місяців тому +6

    I'd love to see him react to the Black Knight scene from Monty Python.
    "It's just a flesh wound"
    Doc: OK, a limb lopped off is NOT just a flesh wound..."
    Also Star Trek has good medical scenes too.

  • @danielwesley5051
    @danielwesley5051 6 місяців тому +2

    The Dark Side just isn’t fair. Maul gets cut in half and survives while Qui Gon dies from a stab wound. Too angry to die is a heck of a thing.

  • @horrorandanime1990
    @horrorandanime1990 9 місяців тому +4

    I love Star Wars but the lightsaber fights are always so intense

  • @PalpatinesPlumber
    @PalpatinesPlumber 9 місяців тому +5

    The Force is strong with this one!

  • @InfiniteNaos
    @InfiniteNaos 6 місяців тому +1

    One thing about lightsaber strikes is that they’re survivable like what happened with ObiWan and Anakin on Geonosis, yet if they’re struck to the abdomen part of the body yes it’s a cauterized wound but because of how hot plasma can be it’s also boiling the insides very quickly.
    Side note: Now in the disney canon they’re just light sticks.

  • @jscullane1
    @jscullane1 9 місяців тому +4

    Someone made a real life light saber some time ago. It was a metal rod that heated up so much it could melt through things. Problem was it was slower an incredibly energy intensive and inefficient.

  • @KingRancisis
    @KingRancisis 7 місяців тому +1

    star wars logic make it so its hot enough to ONLY burn the part where the lightsaber touched so thats why anakin's arm and all the others didnt bleed from getting cut in half or losing limbs but still hotter than the sun

  • @Yeet-mp6ci
    @Yeet-mp6ci 9 місяців тому +3

    Wait until he finds out that Maul survived being cut in half, gets transported to another planet and builds himself another set of leg out of scrap, then gets rescued by his brother and gets new magical metal legs and spends most of the rest of his life hunting down Kenobi (Jedi that cut him in half) only to be killed by old Kenobi in about 10 seconds

  • @MrMinuteman
    @MrMinuteman 9 місяців тому +6

    I would’ve loved to hear more of a reaction to Vader’s suit. Hopefully next time!

    • @sharkythe1st1
      @sharkythe1st1 9 місяців тому +1

      You know what's really cool but terrifying at the same time? I heard that apparently Vader's life support system would actually be possible to make in real-life! But it's simply not made because of how painful it would be to wear, not to mention, illegal.

    • @MrMinuteman
      @MrMinuteman 9 місяців тому

      @@sharkythe1st1 that’s crazy!

    • @Cyber-Lee_0007
      @Cyber-Lee_0007 9 місяців тому

      @@sharkythe1st1for Vader is literally almost an astronaut suit with samurai armor and medical prosthetics, it would cost over a billion dollars to make because of its technology

    • @sharkythe1st1
      @sharkythe1st1 9 місяців тому

      @@Cyber-Lee_0007 Ah true, another reason as to why it's not been made. XD

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 9 місяців тому +4

    "I'm cut in half pretty bad, Darth Sidious"

  • @F1ghtGam3r
    @F1ghtGam3r 9 місяців тому +4

    Obi Wan + Qui Gon + Darth Maul = 2 and a half men 🤣

  • @HARdrewReal22
    @HARdrewReal22 9 місяців тому +1

    Such a cool and a fun video, greaaat!😊 i am proud to be a part of this community

  • @SigTheSauceMan
    @SigTheSauceMan 6 місяців тому +1

    5:30 The explanation here is that this character's species, the Aqualish, have some kind of "open" circulatory system, so that cauterization is not possible.
    8:03 There's actually a character named Cad Bane, who is a well-known Jedi-killer. He implanted automatic breathing tubes into his neck to negate the effects of being Force Choked.

  • @patrickdix772
    @patrickdix772 9 місяців тому +2

    5:50 i assume the blood from the lightsaber strike in A New Hope is just early installment wierdness. The first entry in a series often has things that dont fit with later entries, since the creator dosnt have everything decided yet.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, but later in the franchise it's established that lightsabers have different settings for heat. The purpose is so you can spar without killing each other however that's not a default function on sabers, it needs to be installed and we still don't know if Kenobi had that setting installed. Though I still doubt that any heat setting that cuts an arm off would be enough to burn it.

  • @Graham6410
    @Graham6410 9 місяців тому +10

    Would love to see some reactions to Star Trek medical scenes.

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  9 місяців тому +3

      Any favorite scene I should react to from Star Trek?

    • @Graham6410
      @Graham6410 9 місяців тому +1

      @@DoctorER there is quite a few but one of my favourites is where Worf gets a back injury from a container hitting him and they have to replace his spine.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 7 місяців тому

      Well, at least they have a sick bay and doctors on the Enterprise. Dont recall anything like that in SW universe. I know why now they dont have paper in SW universe, you could DIE of a paper cut
      Only thing medical is in ESB where Luke gets his new, but old, bionic hand, stolen from the Six Million Dollar Man

  • @СтепанЛарин-я3щ
    @СтепанЛарин-я3щ 9 місяців тому +3

    Два самых главных ляпа:
    1) На Вейдера надели герметичный костюм и шлем, не долечив его раны;
    2) То, что световые мечи прижигают раны - это ок. Но почему от такого жара ни на ком не воспламеняется одежда?..🤔

    • @НЛФМСИБ
      @НЛФМСИБ 8 місяців тому +1

      Хз, может из-за особенностей кристалла?

    • @СтепанЛарин-я3щ
      @СтепанЛарин-я3щ 8 місяців тому

      @@НЛФМСИБ Ну тогда это очень странный кристалл) плоть от прикосновений светового "клинка" превращается в уголь, металл плавится, а шмоткам норм? Джедаи с ситхами постоянно в клинч входят и держат свои мечи вплотную друг к другу. Когда просто стоишь близко к обыкновенному большому костру - и то порой чувствуешь, как штаны начинают к ляжкам прилипать, а тут высокотемпературный поток энергии🤷‍♂

  • @LENNON_EMPIRE
    @LENNON_EMPIRE 8 місяців тому +2

    “It’s a Wookie mistake” 🤣😆😹😂🤣😆😹😹😹😆🤣🤣😆

  • @shade4108
    @shade4108 9 місяців тому +2

    It's probably a good thing Vader was never a doctor, that knowledge would make him more terrifying and dangerous

  • @companylovesmisery1463
    @companylovesmisery1463 5 місяців тому +2

    Can you explain how a Force user could electrocute someone with Force Lightning, but not suffer any injury themselves from generating literal lightning from their fingertips?

  • @colt45604
    @colt45604 8 місяців тому +1

    How did I not know until now this video was made, huge Star Wars fan

  • @CK_Mouz
    @CK_Mouz 2 місяці тому +2

    I actually have a theory why they don't bleed the lightsaber has a blade powerd by a kyber crystal and the blade temperature is so high that makes the surface of what has been cut crusty and it stops it from bleeding

  • @SoundwaveX7
    @SoundwaveX7 9 місяців тому +4

    Since you've done a Star Wars reaction, I would absolutely LOVE to see you do a reaction video to Invader Zim particularly the episode "Dark Harvest".
    Who else remembers that episode and would like to see Doctor Jordan react to it?

    • @violeterror2048
      @violeterror2048 9 місяців тому +1

      That show was awesome! That episode was freaky

  • @1daysgrace
    @1daysgrace 9 місяців тому

    This definitely needs another Part with only the animated shows (Clone Wars, Bad Batch, Visions etc.)!

  • @dangeiger9796
    @dangeiger9796 9 місяців тому

    May the force be with you

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 7 місяців тому

      "farce" more like what with what Disneys done with SW

  • @friofrost09
    @friofrost09 7 місяців тому +1

    Jango Fett btw wasn't a mandalorian but a mandalorian foundling

  • @usmcnguyentrw
    @usmcnguyentrw 8 місяців тому

    I love how I was thinking “we showed Count Dooku’s demise, there’s no way we’ll cover Jango Fett’s death,” we cover Fett’s demise. I was caught completely off guard. Well done as always doc!

  • @Christstand4
    @Christstand4 Місяць тому

    The thing about that first scene when the mask goes on is that the helmet and the suit as a hole is full of micro needles that are designed to keep him in constant pain and anger. He relied on the soup to stay alive. Sorry for nerd just thought it was interesting to point out the fact that needles were literally implanted into his head on top of the constant burns.

  • @derykherold
    @derykherold 7 місяців тому +3

    Hey mike you should react to the clone wars injuries

    • @stephaniethebatter7975
      @stephaniethebatter7975 5 місяців тому

      That would be awesome! I'd like to see him cover the injuries Anakin and Windu suffer as a result of getting blown up and then trapped under rubble in R2 Come Home.

  • @Damariobros
    @Damariobros 9 місяців тому +2

    Darth Maul survives being cut in half, falling to the bottom of the shaft, and sitting there for weeks and weeks, through sheer power in the dark side, and is rescued after weeks and is put back together and comes back.

  • @PANGOLIN1400
    @PANGOLIN1400 13 днів тому

    the problem with severed limbs in Star Wars is that the sword does not cut through the weeds, but simply quickly turns everything in its path into steam
    It will be difficult to walk with a limb that has become 1 inch smaller and therefore it is easier to replace it with a prosthesis

  • @zacharisincennes8026
    @zacharisincennes8026 9 місяців тому

    My first introduction to Star Wars was when my Mom took me to see Revenge Of The Sith in theaters when I was twelve. Before that, my only knowledge of the franchise was thanks to some merchandise, and the Star Tours ride at Disney World.

  • @nathanoutdoors7981
    @nathanoutdoors7981 9 місяців тому +1

    Nice say it this guy a real doctor

  • @Aspydragon
    @Aspydragon 9 місяців тому +1

    My headcannon about the sequels is r2 just had a nightmare

  • @sonofkarma5461
    @sonofkarma5461 9 місяців тому +5

    Hey could watch the movie (Hacksaw Ridge) it’s about a Combat Medic who saved 75 men with NO WEAPON.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 7 місяців тому

      Notice no combat medics in Star Wars. The characters probably dont need them as they get arms legs chopped off blown up etc and then ok in next scene, Like the old cartoons

  • @Wario7793
    @Wario7793 9 місяців тому +1

    My friend was hoping he'd address Luke's hypothermia when he nearly froze to death on Hoth. Maybe next time.

  • @inktime4916
    @inktime4916 5 місяців тому

    Ratts Tyreel, he blows up in pod races in front of his family eyes, I really crying right now.

  • @SPAnComCat
    @SPAnComCat 9 місяців тому

    I can't Believe that you have Reacted to Star Wars!
    Love your Critiques and Vids, Mate!

  • @dryder7078
    @dryder7078 9 місяців тому

    About your comment on the last guy being choked and having 5-8min of oxygen. I thought when you get choked you dont die because you cant breathe but because the blood flow to the brain is stopped which kills you way faster (i believe about 30s) then just not being able to breathe

  • @justinseymour4341
    @justinseymour4341 9 місяців тому

    Doc I loved your reaction to Han Solo getting run thru I had the same reaction

  • @Krzysztof_Brac_pisarz
    @Krzysztof_Brac_pisarz 9 місяців тому

    3:00 While dying, Antoine Lavoisier conducted his last experiment - he agreed with his assistant that after being beheaded, he would try to blink his eyes for as long as possible; according to the assistant, he blinked for 15-20 seconds. In 1788 he became a member of the Royal Society.

  • @Iscatel_Minusov
    @Iscatel_Minusov 9 місяців тому

    Mace Windu in the books survived a similar wound, and was even able to fight for a while, and fight well. However, he intercepted the opponent's hand during the strike and did not allow the wound to widen. Sabine in "Ahsoka" also survived, but she was quickly treated. Qui-Gon, in principle, could also be saved if he could be quickly placed in the bacta.

  • @TJWattFan90
    @TJWattFan90 5 місяців тому

    If there was blood in star wars it would be really hard to watch, I think the reason people like darth maul didnt fully die from limbs being sliced off is because I think the heat of the lightsaber sort of burned something that causes blood to flow

  • @andrewwilliams6279
    @andrewwilliams6279 5 місяців тому

    The most dangerous thing about a Lightsaber, Is that the only thing with any weight on it is the handle. There’s no counterweight on it for momentum like a sword like a sword sword. Making it just as easy to slice one of your limbs off as somebody else’s.

  • @kevinschofieldjr.9927
    @kevinschofieldjr.9927 9 місяців тому +1

    I love Star Wars and I love your videos

  • @Jurassicparkwoffan
    @Jurassicparkwoffan 5 місяців тому +1

    So since light sabers are hot they fry the wound basically blocking blood flow si that’s how Luke skywalker (one getting his hand cut off) survived :)! (I might be wrong)

  • @ericwurm3717
    @ericwurm3717 6 місяців тому

    Do another Star Wars injury video if you haven’t already done another one because I really like this one

  • @davidmckay6453
    @davidmckay6453 6 місяців тому

    5:43 The blood not cauterizing is because the creature that Obi-Wan amputated has blood that contains anti-cauterizing properties.

  • @jesusadrian759
    @jesusadrian759 5 місяців тому

    4:16 Gui-Gon He also didn't die in a couple of seconds, he dies minutes after Maul and Obi Wan fight

  • @HelenysTargaryen
    @HelenysTargaryen 9 місяців тому +1

    Suprises me that Padme vs that Alien cat didint appear

  • @jeremynixonpatton2045
    @jeremynixonpatton2045 8 місяців тому

    “Don’t pull it out” praising Doctor

  • @rickygames0214
    @rickygames0214 9 місяців тому

    Hey Dr. Wagner love your videos dude, truly awesome. You should check out the injuries in the Die Hard movies.

  • @the-orenge-head
    @the-orenge-head 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm not going to lie, but I expected some clone wars medical scenes considered. There's a lot of em

  • @shadowmetaluwu4896
    @shadowmetaluwu4896 9 місяців тому +1

    Well, he's not a Mandalorian, he just wears the armor of one. That was Jango Fett, the one who gave the DNA for the great army of the Republic.

    • @harvestercommander3250
      @harvestercommander3250 9 місяців тому

      No he was Mandalorian, you need to get your facts straight before commenting. He was a foundling, like Din was. He obviously left the creed to become a bounty hunter.

  • @julianbochantin2571
    @julianbochantin2571 6 місяців тому

    Hello Doc, when qui gon got stabbed by death maul on naboo, he was still alive on the ground, but looked dead because of extreme pain

    • @julianbochantin2571
      @julianbochantin2571 6 місяців тому

      also when another person in your vid got his arm got cut off and was bleeding, they made it canon that that specie's blood takes more heat than a lightsaber to cauderize

  • @nerdpunk8922
    @nerdpunk8922 4 місяці тому

    I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear your thoughts of deathcore vocals and just harsh and extreme vocal styles!!!!

  • @ninjabearpress2574
    @ninjabearpress2574 9 місяців тому

    Reva and Sabine walked it off but poor Han and Qui-Gon, the only people to die from a lightsaber impalement.

  • @Commander_Doom_CC-1139
    @Commander_Doom_CC-1139 9 місяців тому +10

    The worst thing for Star Wars fans is the sequels...

    • @DinnerbotYT.
      @DinnerbotYT. 6 місяців тому

      Ikr

    • @alexperez3367
      @alexperez3367 2 місяці тому

      If Mark don't like them, nobody can like them. For mind health and common sense

    • @PanDuhh880
      @PanDuhh880 5 днів тому

      They are better then ANH ESB and ROTJ

  • @red_day7223
    @red_day7223 7 місяців тому

    In Star Wars, when characters suffer a lightsaber wound, they do not bleed to death since the saber blade is so hot that it cauterizes the wound immediately.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 7 місяців тому

      How comes then right, Kenobi 'disappears' like he fell down a trap door when Vader was supposed to have kill him?

  • @pyronuke4768
    @pyronuke4768 9 місяців тому

    The good old fashioned cranium-ectomy, works every time.

  • @johnhart8856
    @johnhart8856 9 місяців тому

    Not too sure how familiar you are with the extended universe of Star Wars, but (as seen in Clone Wars, Rebels and Solo) Darth Maul amazingly survived being cut in half!

  • @nathancruz9172
    @nathancruz9172 4 місяці тому +1

    Darth Vader only needs a mask with oxygen.

  • @goji3755
    @goji3755 7 місяців тому

    In the old continuity, Boba Fett had some interesting words for Han and Leia's daughter regarding the Jedis' weapon of choice.
    Apparently getting decapitated by one can trap enough air in the head for up to 2 minutes of consciousness - the longest, most excruciating, and final two minutes of your life.

  • @chadpeterson5698
    @chadpeterson5698 4 місяці тому

    Fortunately for Maul when he got cut in half, the slice would was cauterized by the lightsaber, that’s how he survived.

  • @CYN.ABSOLUTE.SOLVER.DRONE.
    @CYN.ABSOLUTE.SOLVER.DRONE. 9 місяців тому +1

    My left leg got badly cut but my body healed it in 3 minutes so good thing I can heal fast.😂

  • @wokenlunatic2849
    @wokenlunatic2849 9 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact: the reason why Samuel L. Jackson got a Purple Lightsaber is because he wanted to see himself in the film (he want to spot out)

  • @Hambone42
    @Hambone42 9 місяців тому

    I like how he almost compared getting your head cut off by a lightsaber to a guillotine, like, a guillotine would have a clean cut, but a lightsaber would take away your entire neck, no other questions

  • @VoxoR
    @VoxoR 9 місяців тому

    Fun video! Im no doctor but i know starwars, a lightsaber are basically a laser sword so it burns insted of cut like a regular sword, thats why you dont see blood in starwars.

    • @ImDarkran
      @ImDarkran 9 місяців тому

      what about luke vs vader at bespin?

  • @ericwurm3717
    @ericwurm3717 6 місяців тому

    Doing another Star Wars injury video if you haven’t already done another one because I really like this one