Becoming God In Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Immortal God King Reanu Keeves IS BROKEN!

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  • @joshuamurphy4501
    @joshuamurphy4501 5 років тому +1486

    I don’t think that you understand how long I have been waiting for this series to come back.

    • @cameron5091
      @cameron5091 5 років тому +17

      @@thespiffingbrit *Cries in God*

    • @m.d.9277
      @m.d.9277 5 років тому +7

      Indeed our cries have been answered our God returned we are at peace

    • @krisss937
      @krisss937 5 років тому +2

      Hell yeah!!!

    • @wyatteisenach2742
      @wyatteisenach2742 5 років тому +4

      I... neeed.... mooooore crusader kings

    • @TheModTerrick
      @TheModTerrick 5 років тому +1

      I was getting sad to go so long without it

  • @ghostlyrazgriz5228
    @ghostlyrazgriz5228 5 років тому +1941

    "here we have 100 stat man. He is practically immortal"
    *100 stat man instantly dies*

    • @rickysmith2126
      @rickysmith2126 5 років тому +24

      LMAO dies 8.30m into a 3min slip of game play. funny

    • @ianoxenham4219
      @ianoxenham4219 5 років тому +70

      Almost the exact thing happened in the original 100 Stat Man Series; he made the super-powered immortal character who then died in the first episode... I almost suspect Spiff did it on purpose as an homage

    • @gordonramsdale
      @gordonramsdale 5 років тому +6

      Ian Oxenham It’s because whilst his stats were high his personal combat skill was low so he was easily killed in battle

    • @andrew9415
      @andrew9415 5 років тому

      @@einnaddannie7526 Look at Spiff's old videos from a couple years ago. He did 3 or 4 CK2 videos with 100 stat man just like this one.

    • @auraicide4883
      @auraicide4883 5 років тому +47

      When your nigh-unstoppable character randomly dies from a battle they should have easily crushed? That's Crusader Kings. When the heir of your dynasty decides to be celibate? That's Crusader Kings. When the immortal warrior-philosopher empress of persia has an army of 17,000 against a 382 squad of tribals is killed despite a 112 personal combat skill? That's Crusader Kings. When a six year old survives nine assassination attempts in a row? That's Crusader Kings. When it turns out your heir is secretly a bear? That's Crusader Kings.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 5 років тому +466

    18:10 Takes out an axe and swings it around in the court.
    Choses to "simply maim" the concubine by hacking off her arm and leg, instead of killing her.
    Gains trait "KIND". MAKES PERFECT SENSE! WHAT A KIND MAN, HE ONLY CHOPPED OFF A FEW LIMBS, SPARED HER LIFE!

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 5 років тому +58

      It's not your place to judge kings, you filthy peasant.

    • @fixedassets7346
      @fixedassets7346 5 років тому +11

      Filthy plebian.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 років тому

      uncultured swine

    • @durandol
      @durandol 5 років тому +6

      I've not come for your head, your arm/leg will do just fine.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 роки тому +8

      could've been worse, at least he didn't declaim some poetry to her

  • @jacksonlindberg9381
    @jacksonlindberg9381 5 років тому +409

    100 stat man:returns
    Everyone: *The return of the king*

  • @Severin1111
    @Severin1111 5 років тому +524

    You are norse.
    You meet a wise man that wanders the land with only one eye.
    Yeah let's ask Totally-Not-Odin to serve us.

    • @movingparts6270
      @movingparts6270 5 років тому +82

      To be fair, he promised us he wasn't Odin.

    • @abrakadabra4966
      @abrakadabra4966 5 років тому +66

      He just wanted a front row view to all the Shenanigans

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 5 років тому +62

      @@movingparts6270 "thanks for giving me all those sacrifices. Uh mean giving Odin those Sacrifices. Totally not me."

  • @Heeroneko
    @Heeroneko 4 роки тому +65

    My first time playing CK2 I decided to try out being a random duke in the Byzantine Empire (it is important to note that I know absolutely nothing about European history) cuz I figured it'd be a nice slow start to help me figure out the game. I noticed I needed to elect somebody to become the next emperor or whatever so I voted for myself for a laugh. I become the most popular candidate and am now the heir to the entire empire...ok. Some kid sends me a message asking to join his revolt against the emperor, of course I say no as there seems to be no penalty for doing so and I mean how could a kid overthrow the emperor? Apparently really freakin' easily cuz it's 3 years passed in-game and I'm now the Emperor of the Byzantine Empire. Completely accidentally. This is a fascinatingly bizarre game.

    • @AryanMaxim
      @AryanMaxim 2 роки тому +2

      Same thing happened to me as well because I elected myself

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 роки тому +7

      The funny thing is that's ENTIRELY in line with Byzantine history.

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo Рік тому +2

      Pretty Roman moment right there

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 5 років тому +424

    E - Constantinople. Use boats, take all of Asia Minor, then work West.

    • @jakobacuna4126
      @jakobacuna4126 5 років тому +7

      Yes. Raid Constantinople again.

    • @zacharyrazidlo7091
      @zacharyrazidlo7091 4 роки тому +4

      I thought it was Istanbul

    • @MythosTheSophist
      @MythosTheSophist 4 роки тому +6

      @@zacharyrazidlo7091
      Me, a Greek: So you have chosen death...

    • @pathipatlathiwan5558
      @pathipatlathiwan5558 2 роки тому +2

      @@jakobacuna4126 บงบ
      ตื. 999​งบ

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 2 роки тому +1

      @@MythosTheSophist highly doubt the Greeks would pronounce Constantinople.
      Maybe Konstantinopolis???

  • @BaseTheBanana
    @BaseTheBanana 5 років тому +266

    The only thing you need to become a God is Yorkshire Tea and the queen

    • @sword4005
      @sword4005 5 років тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit remember Prince Philip became a real life god ever since he gave the Kastom people some Yorkshire tea

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice 5 років тому

      For Odin!

    • @reddittgod4442
      @reddittgod4442 5 років тому +1

      Brandon Firth I have both now what
      The queen is in my basement

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 років тому

      If you have those under your command you became God long ago

  • @kylereaume2545
    @kylereaume2545 5 років тому +219

    Call the SCP foundation, Reanu Keeves has escaped the Elder Scrolls

    • @kon4153
      @kon4153 4 роки тому +10

      Sk class end of the world scenario

    • @grodygibsonlcd8038
      @grodygibsonlcd8038 4 роки тому +9

      Fuck he's gonna breach reality and instantly shatter the space time continuum with his 1,000 degree knife that's actually hotter than the big bang itself.

    • @kurokagator4567
      @kurokagator4567 3 роки тому +1

      @@grodygibsonlcd8038 He'll manage to kill the Hard to destroy reptile, and he will stare the Shy Guy down, nothing shall be in his way

  • @stept4601
    @stept4601 5 років тому +269

    To be fair, 100 stat man made me subscribe to your channel and ABSOLUTELY love it.

    • @nkoonkukoo
      @nkoonkukoo 5 років тому +1

      Just gave you 100 likes

    • @stept4601
      @stept4601 5 років тому +1

      @@nkoonkukoo lol didn't see i got so many likes

    • @nkoonkukoo
      @nkoonkukoo 5 років тому +1

      @@stept4601 ah shit, I wanted it to stay at 100 so it could be a reference to the 100 stat man video lol

    • @pathalenvivaldi7811
      @pathalenvivaldi7811 5 років тому +1

      Aye, and made myself and likely many of us pick up CK2 as well.:D

  • @willwrightcreatorofsims9813
    @willwrightcreatorofsims9813 5 років тому +1887

    You know you’ve lost your humanity when you commit a “casual war crime.”
    Edit: Wowey, take a gander at these likes!

    • @genesisera8364
      @genesisera8364 5 років тому +17

      Coffee Creamerstein Coffee Creamerstein Welcome to Crusader Kings II

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому +17

      Please, leave the coffee and come with us.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 5 років тому +19

      Realistically, you're just connecting more with what humanity truly is. ;P

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому +17

      @@KainYusanagi huh, Hobbs was right. Well, back to killing priesty bois by the millions so Odin will give me back my quintuple immortality.

    • @redreboot483
      @redreboot483 5 років тому +5

      @@wickederebus >hobbs was right
      I mean, just look at certain parts of africa, asia, eastern europe, western europe, italy, south america, etc etc...

  • @-tr0n
    @-tr0n 5 років тому +185

    This is fantastic. Waiting patiently for the next.
    E - Other. I want to see a Viking crusade against Jerusalem.

    • @jpuroila
      @jpuroila 5 років тому +5

      I second this!

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 5 років тому +6

      For the Holy Land!

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 5 років тому +9

      I mean, you make a name for yourself sacking Christian assets across Europe, might as well go for peak despoiling.

    • @keeghanburk7906
      @keeghanburk7906 5 років тому +2

      Deus Vult! Oh wait...

    • @kaidenfelder
      @kaidenfelder 5 років тому +1

      DEUS EX MACHINA

  • @TheOfficialJeff1
    @TheOfficialJeff1 5 років тому +111

    Rival: gets mangled.
    Reeanu keeves: You know what i call that?
    Mercy

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому

      Well, that's one way to take his breath.

    • @psyko2666
      @psyko2666 5 років тому

      *dies a day later*

  • @Fry3211
    @Fry3211 5 років тому +129

    Sorry... 99 ?!???!?!?!??!?! I CANNOT STAND FOR THIS HERESY

    • @ijustsawthat
      @ijustsawthat 5 років тому +2

      Nice pin.
      *I see you are a man of culture*

    • @loganwhitcomb2091
      @loganwhitcomb2091 5 років тому +1

      Spiff u failed, the queen is displeased

  • @mistprowen3157
    @mistprowen3157 4 роки тому +46

    "Please, do some research into the battle capabilities of hedgehogs."
    And that's how Project Shadow started :P

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 роки тому

      yep soon there will be the black commet and the black arms wow these aliens name have a lotta black wen there somewhat gray black and red and there leader black doom gives some of his blood for the project

  • @Curseius
    @Curseius 5 років тому +145

    Reanu keeves is immortal,
    Dies
    umm hey guys look, Keys (jingles keys)
    hey look its reanu keeves again guys he never died spontaneously

    • @kgy121
      @kgy121 5 років тому +3

      Twice.

    • @ijustsawthat
      @ijustsawthat 5 років тому +1

      When time traveling fixes everything

    • @coot33
      @coot33 5 років тому +1

      When you have a hundred stat except in combat skills.

  • @oguzhangorgun6918
    @oguzhangorgun6918 5 років тому +119

    Spiff : 100 statman is physically immortal.
    Me, a veteran ck2 player: *laughs internally*

    • @oguzhangorgun6918
      @oguzhangorgun6918 5 років тому +4

      No , you will die from poor health at age 16.

    • @andrasfogarasi5014
      @andrasfogarasi5014 5 років тому

      @@oguzhangorgun6918 I'm pretty sure the immortal trait gives you something like +10 health. So even if you manage to get maimed in every possible way, be malnutritioned and frail, you still won't have low enough health to die. Also it makes you immune to disease so that's out of the question.

  • @bryandoyle765
    @bryandoyle765 Рік тому +17

    I’m starting to struggle keeping Keanu Reeves and Reanu Keeves straight in my head.

  • @itsashleyy7393
    @itsashleyy7393 5 років тому +120

    E-india, THE TEA MUST BE BROUGHT FORTH BY REANU KEEVES!!!!

    • @pirapps
      @pirapps 5 років тому +1

      i lso vote india. they have tea.

    • @SparseB
      @SparseB 5 років тому

      How about rule the mongals! Then you own their armies and you take over where they would eventual take over

  • @redmonsoon8228
    @redmonsoon8228 5 років тому +111

    Never thought I’d hear the day the Spiffing Brit would say “pesky brits”

    • @xtrmsword7127
      @xtrmsword7127 5 років тому +1

      RedWyrmLord he has become what he swore to destroy

  • @Bedevere
    @Bedevere 5 років тому +67

    "I'll have you know we are perfectly reasonable Germanic heretics."
    This will be my response to just about anything from now on.

  • @yoricktop8649
    @yoricktop8649 5 років тому +60

    Just so you know, immortal characters can do a second prepared invasion after 100 years

  • @Ele-.-
    @Ele-.- 5 років тому +48

    WAIT WAIT WAIT... DID YOU JUST RELEASE REANU KEEVES FROM SKYRIM?!?!??! OH GOD YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 5 років тому

      He just went from first-person Skyrim to Medieval Simulator Skyrim. ;P

    • @gideonjones5712
      @gideonjones5712 5 років тому +1

      Nah, Reanu Keeves has chosen to show mercy to those of his new domain. He even let them think they killed him twice.

  • @anguseverist4178
    @anguseverist4178 Рік тому +4

    Picked up CK3 after watching your videos and have been enjoying it immensely, but this video has really shown me the jump in quality between CK2 and CK3.

  • @connor4435
    @connor4435 5 років тому +85

    Conquer France, destroy our rivals who have long been plotting to destroy the Queen

  • @MesiahOTHill
    @MesiahOTHill 5 років тому +105

    “Casual war crime. Let’s just execute all our prisoners”
    Prisoners: “SCREAMS OF ANGUISH”... -sudden silence

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 5 років тому +2

      You knew what you were getting in to the moment you clicked that link.

    • @flortangui508
      @flortangui508 5 років тому +3

      That is the sound of forgiveness: screaming, and then silence.

    • @timeforvintagepancakes9751
      @timeforvintagepancakes9751 5 років тому

      "Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?" -Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs.

    • @rxcamillo
      @rxcamillo 5 років тому

      **Scoffs in Australian**

  • @johngammon6450
    @johngammon6450 Рік тому +19

    My story of why Reanu wants Jesus' cloak.
    "Reanu, why do you want the cloak of Jesus despite being a pagan?"
    "Spite."
    "Huh?"
    "He beat me in a drinking Contest once, he was blacking out and I was winning but then he put his hands together and touched his liver, and it was like he never drank any wine the entire year he was so sober."
    "So he cheated?"
    "Close, but in my eyes, yes."

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 5 років тому +81

    12:08
    Funny thing is, you can actually send hedgehogs into battle if you select the "animal kingdoms" culture mode (it's an easter egg in the custom map generator).

  • @RealNefastus
    @RealNefastus 5 років тому +76

    I would like one Jarl please.
    But if possible I'd like it *BONELESS*

    • @idly2.0
      @idly2.0 5 років тому

      Aren’t your supposed do o5 Council stuff Dr Mann

    • @RealNefastus
      @RealNefastus 5 років тому

      @@idly2.0 O5 Council is merely a rumor, a myth.
      Don't trust everything you read.
      At least, if you want to still see your family you shouldn't.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 5 років тому

      @@idly2.0
      *sprays Class-A amnestic* hey dude you ok you look a little sick you should take an aspirin

  • @lewisvargrson
    @lewisvargrson 5 років тому +23

    Norse + Seduction + Lustful + Immortal = A hell of a Merchant Republic in the future.

  • @matejbosela9093
    @matejbosela9093 5 років тому +249

    Reanu Keaves? A 100 stat man? Why did he get downgrade?

    • @handleshnarda
      @handleshnarda 5 років тому +29

      Reanu keaves desires entertainment. So he lowers himself a bit to have a bit of crusader Kings 2 fun

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +7

      Or different formats present different measurements of His power.
      Five feet is less than Five meters, and the power of keeves is shown here as 100

    • @0ovidio0
      @0ovidio0 5 років тому +1

      And he still died

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 5 років тому +3

      @@handleshnarda No no no if reanu keaves escaped skyrim we would all die don't you remember

    • @multibeasty
      @multibeasty 5 років тому +1

      Only a sliver of the shadow of his pressence got moved out of Skyrim.

  • @JFKeNn3dy
    @JFKeNn3dy 5 років тому +44

    C, for the love of your children, C. Also your children are bad because you were not full 100 stat man

  • @joker_g7337
    @joker_g7337 5 років тому +53

    E - Khazar Khanate. Duel Attila and become the Great Khan! or something like that.

  • @PedroVMiranda
    @PedroVMiranda 5 років тому +74

    E - Seize Constantinople and turn them Germanic, why you ask me....... I have no idea XD

    • @Becka_Harper
      @Becka_Harper 5 років тому +2

      Pedro Miranda the Varangian Guard would like to discuss their disappointment with you...why yes they will be bringing their axes.

    • @PedroVMiranda
      @PedroVMiranda 5 років тому

      No plz

    • @FordyTheConeSmoker
      @FordyTheConeSmoker 5 років тому

      This

  • @cyn45
    @cyn45 5 років тому +129

    Anyone tell spiff that the "whacky headress" the Hungary guy had was an eagle on his shoulder?

    • @Leo-cu8mv
      @Leo-cu8mv 5 років тому +3

      Shh, domt tell him, let him belive

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 5 років тому

      @@Leo-cu8mv don't* believe*.

    • @Leo-cu8mv
      @Leo-cu8mv 5 років тому

      @@SylasTheGreat how sad has your day have to be to have to correct a stranger on the internet in gramar he doesnt realy care so much to make you feel good?

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 5 років тому

      @@Leo-cu8mv really* how sad that you don't care to use English properly. I also love how you think it makes my day sad just because I respect the language I use. Logic=0

    • @BTheBlindRef
      @BTheBlindRef 5 років тому

      @@SylasTheGreat It wasn't even bad grammar. It was just a typo. Relax.

  • @lilsavdabest
    @lilsavdabest 3 роки тому +20

    I am currently on a playthrough that started as the petty king of Mumu and I am now the King of Eire (Ireland), after my fist character lasted until the age 76 but somehow had the WORST stat spread I have ever had like his learning and diplomacy were both zeros and his old age and what not gave him -5 combat skill lmao, to my daughter who lived until she was 54 and had effectively conquered a good 3 or 4 more provinces, to now my ridiculously overpowered mid 50s grandson who conquered one square, married royalty in germany, and was then able to vassal almost the entirety of Ireland just by simply asking, and then able to take the rest and even last through the "irish crusades". All while remaining king and even positioning one of my vassals to take a tiny part of England. I may have a moment of silence when my current character dies.. Not only has he gotten about 4 aspiration triggers but EVERY event, I choose the most risky option and he ALWAYS gets the good perk, he's been on 4 grand hunts and somehow never been maimed.. He's had the one negative trait replaced with the opposite positive version of it, he has lived to see a cathedral made for crying out loud. I at first wanted to murder him off and play as his younger brother but decided against it and I am so glad I did. I have gotten the luckiest roll of the dice this go round and I have a pretty good stat spread with 21 learning and my brother being my money guy with a stat of 24 is nice. Not a 100 stat guy but this is the best and most lucky play through I have had in Ironman mode.

  • @dastark_3024
    @dastark_3024 5 років тому +20

    I think it's so great to see so many characters from Vikings (Ivar 'the boneless', Alfred, Aethelred, Aelle,...)
    Your Videos are awesome, I'll have a cup of tea in your honor

    • @justcallmelab8400
      @justcallmelab8400 5 років тому

      He'll have 2 in your honor

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому

      🅱️oneless Vikings?
      Like 🅱️oneless Pizza? 🍕

    • @dastark_3024
      @dastark_3024 5 років тому

      @@Abdega nope just got born with deformed legs and is unable to walk without help

    • @dastark_3024
      @dastark_3024 5 років тому

      @@Abdega nope just got born with deformed legs and is unable to walk without help

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 років тому +10

    Ah, the good ole "alternate timeline because my ridiculously overpowered character died in the space of only 20 minutes." trick.
    How I've missed this.

    • @MrDwarfpitcher
      @MrDwarfpitcher 5 років тому +2

      I loved how Spiff said he could only die in battle
      Then proceeds to send him into each and every battle he had against armies much stronger than his own and is surptised he died

  • @NatsumiMichi
    @NatsumiMichi 5 років тому +35

    "I'd much rather preferred if you'd literally blew up the papacy."
    **wife turns into Cercei** "Say no more."

  • @Konzuug
    @Konzuug 5 років тому +42

    I have been telling my grandkids about this moment when the Lord would rise again after 50 years of UA-cam silence.

  • @dantheman2907
    @dantheman2907 5 років тому +33

    King of Hungary: *has bird on shoulder
    Spiffing Brit: "What a whacky headdress, I want something like that!". . .

    • @dantheman2907
      @dantheman2907 5 років тому

      @Goat Man it's all the rage in 10th century Hungary this season.

  • @POTUSJimmyCarter
    @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 роки тому +4

    I may be three years late, but Ivar the Boneless was indeed a real historical figure, and scholars are actually not entirely sure why he was called that. One leading theory based on chronicles of the time suggests he suffered from osteogenesis imperfecta, also known as brittle bone disease. There are some references in sagas that people didn't believe he had a normal skeleton at all, thus "boneless". It was, of course, believed to be a curse from the gods.
    I will say, though, if Ivar Ragnarsson really did have brittle bone disease, he'd pretty much risk breaking bones just from the act of riding a horse, let alone being in battle, so if its true the fact that he did what he did is pretty incredible.

  • @MrJamieJamess
    @MrJamieJamess 5 років тому +48

    Any self respecting Brit would invade France given the chance!
    BRING TEA TO FRANCE!!!!

    • @saintmango5855
      @saintmango5855 5 років тому +1

      i just wanna see him merk france bc... its france

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому

      @@saintmango5855 to be honest, that's more justification than you need IRL to invade France

  • @GustavusAdolphus2
    @GustavusAdolphus2 5 років тому +156

    E the world (Europe, The Middle East, and Northern Africa.)

    • @BrainPaste98
      @BrainPaste98 5 років тому

      Impossible Chief

    • @Snowfireblues
      @Snowfireblues 5 років тому

      @@BrainPaste98 nothing is impossible for 100 stat man

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 5 років тому

      I choose F, your country

    • @BrainPaste98
      @BrainPaste98 5 років тому

      @@Snowfireblues I mean the game only allows him to invade one singular place with his character 100 stat man, It would require 100 Stat man dying to once again get a claim to start a Planned Invasion, which again are limited to once per life, Maybe he Heir can do it but It will not be 100 Stat man

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 5 років тому +20

    26:32 "Enjoy being a one-handed lunatic who's severely injured."
    He is a lunatic now, so he very well might.

  • @Spartato
    @Spartato 5 років тому +41

    C, take France. Large land mass, think of all the sacrifices to Odin you can get.

  • @kirarobbins96
    @kirarobbins96 5 років тому +7

    As a Welsh person I can confirm that Spiff is indeed correct that all we have is sheep, mountains and rain.

  • @thegrammarcrusader4085
    @thegrammarcrusader4085 5 років тому +66

    Keanu Reeves doesnt even sound like the real name anymore...

    • @greggriffith685
      @greggriffith685 4 роки тому +9

      I honestly heasitaited when realizing that was his actual name

    • @Blue_Sonnet
      @Blue_Sonnet 4 роки тому +3

      Although he does actually say Keanu Reeves when announcing the marriage :)

    • @tartarianzephyr
      @tartarianzephyr 4 роки тому

      Who

    • @hackeritalics
      @hackeritalics 4 роки тому +2

      this is definitely true. It's true and it's beautiful God damn it. LOL

  • @triangularbox949
    @triangularbox949 5 років тому +45

    100 STAT MAN is great and all.. but where is 100 STAT WAIFU?

    • @triangularbox949
      @triangularbox949 5 років тому +7

      @@thespiffingbrit I see your point

    • @John-if9ig
      @John-if9ig 5 років тому

      @@thespiffingbrit You have a point but...

  • @hriswiz6563
    @hriswiz6563 5 років тому +45

    my first video of yours was the 100 stat man and from there it history

  • @jasonharrod1403
    @jasonharrod1403 5 років тому +1

    Your original 100 stat man series was so great it caused me to buy CK2. So glad you've brought it back!

  • @ThomasABB
    @ThomasABB 5 років тому +6

    The return of 100 stat man AND Reanu Keeves! With this and some tea, my life is complete.
    Spiff, you are spoiling us

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 років тому +17

    The perfect cross over character doesnt exi- : *100 stat man REANU KEEVES*

  • @gamerex9378
    @gamerex9378 4 роки тому +1

    This might just be my favorite episode of anything Spif has done. Man I love when he plays 100 stat man and that "WHAT!?" @ 8:03 gets me every time.

  • @martinsvilands7334
    @martinsvilands7334 5 років тому +33

    You are already halfway there, All the roads lead to Rome. Conquer Rome.

  • @basilbate7022
    @basilbate7022 5 років тому +11

    YES FINALLY I GET TO ANNOUNCE MY LOVE OF THE GREATEST BRIT
    THE SPIFFING BRIT

  • @sprackendudez2096
    @sprackendudez2096 5 років тому +7

    Ivar the boneless: Converts to Catholicism.
    Reanu Keeves: I can't believe you've this.
    *while sharpening his axe, preparing to invade Ivar's territory*

  • @lordlunarian
    @lordlunarian 5 років тому +51

    E - I say either the Byzantine Empire or China.

  • @milodemarchi
    @milodemarchi 5 років тому +29

    To become Jesus you should build your own Kingdom of Heaven in the Holy Land, change my mind Spiffing Brit

  • @justinzeedyk7516
    @justinzeedyk7516 4 роки тому

    MORE CK2, MORE 100 STATMAN!
    this is the single best youtube game series. Honestly, Yorkshire wants this series to continue... no need on checking the validity of my arguement

  • @alexiosviapokios3057
    @alexiosviapokios3057 5 років тому +11

    There are "ruler designer unlocked" mods that remove ruler designer balance restrictions, would make next video easier

  • @Jemuzu80
    @Jemuzu80 5 років тому +13

    Those frogs across the pond said coffee goes better with their Baguettes

  • @roydm143
    @roydm143 4 роки тому +7

    5:55 "Keanu Reeves" LOL

  • @passonthestar3689
    @passonthestar3689 5 років тому +29

    B.
    My Italian blood knows we should live under reanu keeves

  • @joshsquatch7474
    @joshsquatch7474 5 років тому +11

    They say king Arthur's legend is based off of Reanu Keeves.

  • @TheShadowsouled
    @TheShadowsouled 5 років тому +1

    Just brewed myself a nice cup of tea and look what I find.
    A new spiffing Brit video. Just marvelous

  • @OmarAtabany
    @OmarAtabany 5 років тому +8

    "i would much rather prefer if you blew up the papacy" spiffing brit (2019)

  • @hotlinerichard1986
    @hotlinerichard1986 5 років тому +5

    I love the word “next time” when I’m watching a 100 stat man video

  • @victoriot
    @victoriot 5 років тому +26

    "Torture Time!" and "Sacrifice to Odin!" are back, now, this calls for a big tea party!

  • @EverettMaynard
    @EverettMaynard 5 років тому +25

    Conquer B, Italy. Then you can have pizza and spaghetti.

  • @majklk2057
    @majklk2057 5 років тому +30

    I vote for *E* !
    Good laugh is the best reason for war!

  • @gibusllama3418
    @gibusllama3418 3 роки тому +8

    Good to see this series survived the Spiff Purge

  • @DoofAlmighty
    @DoofAlmighty 5 років тому +11

    E: - The Moon. Those god damned moon men have run amuk for too long.

  • @Banshee159
    @Banshee159 5 років тому +3

    Spiffing, you should know Reanu Keeves belongs in his home of Skyrim. He has no power here. He is no 100 Statman, of the Statman dynasty. ♡ love your Ck2 content.

  • @meirwaxman350
    @meirwaxman350 5 років тому +8

    Reanu Keaves has escaped Skyrim? The end is near!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому

      And a new beginning!
      If I wave enough chicken bones he will come to our world!

  • @RoinDanton
    @RoinDanton 5 років тому +10

    Spiff, you madman! You let Reanu Keeves out of Skyrim! Do you honestly believe that anything but Todd Howard's masterpiece could hold Reanu?!

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 5 років тому

      Given he has been killed so many times in game already we should be safe, odds are he would rather retreat than constantly dying and saveskumming

  • @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343
    @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343 5 років тому +10

    20:21 okay so maybe a blood eagle inflicted to a one y.o child may be a bit extreme

  • @krayne-ddg-pmc
    @krayne-ddg-pmc 5 років тому +10

    *AS SPOKEN BY THE PROPHECY THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED*

  • @matthewharris4900
    @matthewharris4900 5 років тому +4

    I would argue about Wales, but your absolutely right we only have sheep mountains and rain

  • @snarkbotanya6557
    @snarkbotanya6557 5 років тому +2

    Spiffing Brit, here's a fun strategy... be a 100 Stat Man with the game's Assassination rule set to Direct Action. Pick a neighbor, conquer one of their counties, then, once the war is over, assassinate their leader. This will end whatever truce you have with them, meaning that you're free to declare war again and conquer another county. It's no Prepared Invasion, but it will keep you from running up against that pesky "you've been at peace for too long" issue!
    Speaking of Prepared Invasions, I say C: nip that England/France rivalry in the bud, bring them together under the banner of VIKINGS!

  • @highfivedog2336
    @highfivedog2336 5 років тому +6

    We knew he was so powerful not even spiff could resist him

  • @God-hp2gx
    @God-hp2gx 5 років тому +5

    *salutes riano keaves while sipping Yorkshire gold tea while staring at a picture of the queen*

  • @paintrainkane
    @paintrainkane 5 років тому +5

    E - 100 stat man needs 100 foot walls, may reano keeves ascend in NORSE BYZANTIUM

  • @ollidix4090
    @ollidix4090 5 років тому +13

    E- Cumania, or any other ridiculously large kingdom

  • @thekingsguard6913
    @thekingsguard6913 5 років тому +11

    I say that our Glorious God King Reanu Keeves should take on Spain, France and Germany at once!

  • @erikklein7618
    @erikklein7618 3 роки тому +3

    BTDub Ivar the Boneless was the son of Ragnar Lothbrok he was one of the most amazing Vikings in history he actually took over all of England back in the 10 hundreds

  • @jjb33083
    @jjb33083 3 роки тому +3

    I told you, I was gonna binge these... instructed guides. 😉

  • @weebasian4129
    @weebasian4129 5 років тому +4

    I do just love a good ole casual war crime with a cup of Yorkshire Tea ™

  • @insolubleinsociety6556
    @insolubleinsociety6556 5 років тому

    Just had to say this will be an epic series, psh just stating the obvious love the channel

  • @JB-32015
    @JB-32015 5 років тому +7

    Looks like Reanu Keeves forgot to take his heart attack medicine twice

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 5 років тому +6

    12:20 *We don't need Jesus... when we have Keeves-us!*
    --The Spiffing Brit 2019

  • @PG-cv4hm
    @PG-cv4hm 5 років тому +2

    Burst out laughing at "KD ratio". Well done, Sir. Well done.

  • @albertolaurella9168
    @albertolaurella9168 5 років тому +3

    "Now for the human sacrifices! Oh yey!" - The Spiffing Brit 2019

  • @Jimboola
    @Jimboola 5 років тому +8

    Choose E - Invade Mars. Becoming Emperor of Mars would really shake things up! 😜

  • @Ringlord7
    @Ringlord7 3 роки тому +1

    Nobody tell Spiff about the mod where the British isles have converted to a religion devoted to the queen.

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel 5 років тому +3

    "100 Stat Man" is the Queen' s private name for Prince Philip.

  • @endur1el
    @endur1el 5 років тому +6

    100 STAT MAN THE RETURN! ALL HAIL THE STAT MAN

  • @GachakoiThomas
    @GachakoiThomas 5 років тому +2

    All I knew from the beginning is he's going to die in a duel. High combat skill can result in the "arrogant early proclaimed victory, before the dying enemy catches you off guard" event.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +5

    Im surprised that "Sacrifice to Odin" hasn't become an inside joke/meme on the channel

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 роки тому +8

    "Something tells me that becoming king of England, and making a friend, aren't on the same level."
    Something tells me the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie is staring at you right now, Spiff.
    19:04 - 19:08 PFFFF-
    33:47 The way you said "BAGGER" (Bugger) there. Brilliant!