Scamming idiots in Minecraft
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Schlatt & Connor do some business. You can tell it's old because of the sub count. Streamed live @ / jschlatt
Friends in the video:
/ connoreatspants
/ yoitsgold
Edited by Drago:
/ drago97531
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schlatt running is like a deaf person hearing things for the first time
LMFAO
So schlatt is disabled?
@@WorldGoods pretty much
@@WorldGoods Someone with the same problems can recognize them the best most of the time, for that reason you are MrDefective. Just like our boy Schlatt.
@@momochikurosaki2411 Yay!
today schlatt learned that: running is like walking but *fast*
Then is walking like running but slow
running was his demise, if he walked and crouched, he could have survived
Actually running is like walking twice, it was discovered in 1748 by Thomas Running while he was trying to walk twice at the same time
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Dolphin man?!
Not even a million diamonds could give you the same feeling as sprinting for the first time in Minecraft
lets be real, we all peed ourselves when it was added
Obamba
Oh no it's you again
I see your channel on the most random comment sections all the time
REALLY
"You make 7 dollars an hour, you have no right to smile at me" im crying
im
crying
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crying
Everybody gangsta til schlatt start sprinting
He's sprinting for Uganda Government
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History can now be divided in two big periods
B. S. R (before schlatt run)
A. S. R (after schlatt run)
We're now on the a. S. R period.
Dont forget about the USSR
@@tripalink United States Schlatt Run
Dont forget the endtime.
After Schlatt Mastered Running
or for short:
*A.S.M.R.*
IsYaBoi Casta asmr
Raquise also just S.R.
"My new business venture is selling bodyparts of gamer girls." - Dangerous psychopath.
im interested, especially the legs and head
I think you mean hero of mankind
dude, they sell for a lot on the BM
especially a gamer girl's body parts
@LtLampshade how much? also add i the torso im feeling good today, also do the legs come with the feet?
Offmeta wait do the legs include the pelvis or...
Jschlatt: *Runs*
Everyone: **Confused Screaming**
Haha bald
boomer
Spooky guy it’s not a boomer, it’s our friend Colin Mochrie
He’s just schlatt walking
Birb was doing the nae nae
But bonk was doing the boe boe
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The accident was long ago shlatt
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"get this failed country out of the way"
*Italy starts dancing*
AAAAA
it’s the dance of italy 😳
@@sozoshi
Damn, I was gonna say that.
i saw the dancing bird and saw it was named italy and immediately the song started to play in my head
"Gold, are you gay?"
"No"
"Great! Come with me!"
beautiful as it should be
literally schlatt and connor inventing NFTs before NFTs
If jschlatt becomes the president of america, i will, i repeat, i will move to america.
Same
Sadly he cannot rn but he can in 15 years 😪 see u soon president schlatt
You didn't repeat it
Frederik Sandahl i did repeat ”i will”
What about Trump? He'll win in 2020 ;)
The jschlatt method
Scam someone
Scam backfires
Schlatt gets his ass kicked
Profit?
Schlatt spends the rest of the stream fishing
What a great entertainer he is
Gotta love Schlatt
schlatt didn't sprint *he walked twice*
nope
He was just walking twice at the same time
Jesus Christ I wish I found your content sooner dude, this is golden. I've been bingeing your videos for the past 2 days and I've honestly never been more entertained, and judging from the comments, I can tell there are so many more people that feel the same. So thanks for making me laugh jschlatt!
A true comical and acting genius!
I've been binging him for the last 2 days or so too!
@@erinslps Me too!
Bayado
man i feel the exact same way but i found his content like a year ago
Schlatt: “this one is not belle Delphine, I know this because of the way that it is”
That's how i answer test questions
schlatt: *uses hyper light drifter music*
me: *sobbing while bopping*
What was the name of that
@@theenchantedmango5469 he uses "Vignette: Panacea"
Duuuuude saaaaaaaaame
Agghhh someone else who loves that game and music it feels so good
same lmao was looking for this comment
I was NOT expecting to cry to Hyper Light Drifter credits while watching jschlatt sprint.
Sonuvox how do i like a comment twice
exactly my thoughts my friend
"Im gonna take her face" jschlatt 2019.
I only now realized that Schlatt didn't run because *his character wears a suit* and you don't run in a suit.
bruh what about the presidential campaign
@@pennysantana247 but don't you *run* for president?
@@cannedgoose3259 *e x a c t l y*
He walks for president
James Bond runs in a suit.
Business legend Jebediah Schlatticus is back at it again
3:53 He types, “You’re breathtaking” in the chat 😂
'we're like chick fil a we cant sell to the gays' - Conar 2019
Woah they got the guy from fortnight on SMP live?!!!
What guy
@@shork. john wick
Hazardmakesthings 14 ???
@Hazardmakesthings 14 r/ihavereddit
@Hazardmakesthings 14 r/ihavereddit
Therapist: Schlatt can't run, there's no such thing as running Jschlatt
Running Jschlatt:
This man sold an NFT years before it was mainstream.
Future president of the United States, future mayor of smplive. Everything is falling into place..
Schlatt is eventually going to gain a tremendous amount of speed to the point where he can make a business deal all around the world in minutes... but also destroying the sound barrier and injuring thousands with his speed
So technoblade in skyblock?
10:27 as an italian i feel offended by the following statement, you’ll hear news from my lawyer very soon.
3:34 connor predicted NFTs 😱
"You get paid 7$ an hour you have no right to smile at me like that."
They litterally made nfts
Bird named Italy: *dances*
Me: dance of Italy...
FINALLY I've been scrolling through the comments for 10 minutes trying to find someone to make the god damn reference anyway......memento mori my friend
@@chocolateeclair2780 Unus Annus (:
he is slowly becoming a drug lord and I *love* it.
“Schlatt” invented the concept of “NFT”s
These mad Men made a NFT before NFT
schlatt created nft's 3 years early
schlatt and connor were selling nfts before they were cool
Connor: Hey I think that's Keanu Reaves
Schlatt:...No, that's John Wick
streets don't forget what schlatt predicted nfts
“You make $7 dollars an hour... _what right do you have to smile at me like that?”_ (6:26)
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing
When Jshlatt screamed, he genuinely scared me
Omg at 0:05 I thought of the dance of Italy, if you know you know if you don't then you just don't know
I miss this era.
Me too man... me too.
I do too man
Schlatts body is gonna shut down from moving too fast
“No one loves the gays more than connoreatspants” that was funny and adorable to me
I love the dramatic music as jschlatt literally breaks the sound barrier
Connor predicted NFTs holy shit
This stream was hilarious
the stream makes me laugh and cum thank jschlatt very cool
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For Christmas I decided to watch my favorite catholic, Jschlatt.
This is old shlatt we’re now focused on the presidential run on SMP from you and we want nothing but new content surrounding it. #shlattforSMP
Well this aged well
I know this is ironic but it’s relaxing to only see comments from when this video was posted
Take your time coming back to streaming. We’d rather you be happy and energized than not
I saw him streaming yesterday
Wait they predicted nfts!?!?! 3:02
13:19
"good thing i know how to sprint now"
13:35
*realises he does not know how to sprint*
wait his birds name is Italy, he was dancing....
THE DANCE OF ITALY
we're going to need another 7k for jschlatt to sprint jump
Crazy this was 2 years ago
damn this was so long ago you only had 3,000 twitch subs
Schlatt predicted NFT’s back in 2019, holy shit
schlatt and conor really invented nft's about a year and a half early, huh
Schlatt: stupid idiot says what
Gold: says nothing
Schlatt: fuck he’s good
oh my god, did eat pant conar predict NFTs?
everybody gangsta till schlatt start runnin
Did Schlatt invent NFTs back in 2019?
Schlatt sprinting to the hyper light drifter soundtrack is just so perfect.
me: wait Keanu Reeves is on their server!?
also me: it’s shlatt anything is possible
This business venture is basically what Madarame did
Im like reverse jschlatt. I always sprint but sometimes i start walking and it just feels so good
JSchlatt walked so JSchlatt could run
As a Chick-fil-A I can confirm there is a button for emergencies but that doesn’t mean we aren’t encouraged to fight for our lives.
Jschlatt wearing armor? *IMPOSTER*
Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to explore the universe.
Born just right in time to witness Schlatt run for the _1rd_ time.
watching jschlatt is like watching an episode of ed, edd, and eddy
man goes psycho
A Chick-fil-A employee here- the night shift makes $9/hr and the morning shift makes $10/hr and some make more than that( I’m talking about team members not leaders or managers)
He also promised to write a love letter to Stal, let’s not forget that lmao
Wow back when schlatt didn’t have 5.4k twitch subs
"fuck he's good......he's also gay"
A crime has been committed...
And that crime is NOT subbing to twitch.tv/jschlatt
the hyper light drifter song when schlatt sprints really does it
0:29 when you floor it in you car for the first time
My Bluetooth headset connected to my phone at exactly 0:29 and I didn't know it did cause I wasn't using them and I watched in complete silence for 4 minutes thinking it was a bit and it was great
i’m not sure why, but i started crying when he sprinted.
Panacea playing when schlatt started running was amazing
3:33 conner predicted nfts
Schlatt sprinting should be in an Adidas commercial.
when will we see bonk again
never. she took him. meabeab and onehb, too. i know how it feels....but we have to move on. maybe even try dating again. i know divorces are hard, especially when you lose the kids, but you have to get back up and keep going. whether it's with bonk or without bonk, we've got this, man.
Calleigh 😳
Everyone gansta till Schlatt start sprinting
Didn’t think I would hear “almost hit Italy” today.
Schlatt walking? No. Only schlatt sprinting now
They were selling NFTs before NFTs were cringe
Schlatt whos that behind you...
I think that's keanu Reeves
*Nah its just john wick*
The fact it cut off when he fell is hilarious, why didn’t I find this channel sooner
It's been like half a year and NOW is the time you decide to use that title?
These two were at nfts way before everyone else
Haven't we seen this before?
nvm it was on Conar's channel
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