So jschlatt got banned for being too funny...

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  • @rory_person_being
    @rory_person_being 4 роки тому +8315

    Jshlatt acts to Tommy exactly the way Antvenom initially acted to Jshlatt. Thus the cycle of people meeting their role model continues.

  • @seven_9014
    @seven_9014 4 роки тому +4656

    5:51 " I'm from America "
    -Sapnap
    He looked so shy

  • @theundercoverdonut4383
    @theundercoverdonut4383 4 роки тому +8072

    " Uh im from america" sapnap sounded like he felt so left out lmao

  • @kie.sjaz.
    @kie.sjaz. 3 роки тому +2869

    jschlatt: *lays in bed*
    tubbo: *slowly moves towards him...*
    tommy: "tubbo-"
    tubbo: *slowly moves back...*

  • @CaptainAdultery
    @CaptainAdultery 4 роки тому +4165

    I love the character Schlatt does here. The whole “old asshole actor out of his prime” act mixed with general Jschlatt jokes was perfect for him revisiting minecraft in another’s stream. The bit is not too bombastic so he can keep it up for hours while still keeping the typical Jschlatt joke focus, and it allowed for him to focus some jokes around Tommy, since he is such a big fan and all.

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 4 роки тому +254

      When they built the cuck shed it was like a War Veteran finding his old stuff in the attic

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +77

      @@andybradley8347 Beautifully worded

    • @cherrynbo
      @cherrynbo 4 роки тому +155

      yeah i dont think chat realized how funny he was in this bc theyre all 12 year olds so they were giving him so much hate and i was rly frustrated during the stream

    • @autumnbuttocovla4704
      @autumnbuttocovla4704 4 роки тому +2

      whyd u write that like a 6th grade english teacher showing her students to use big words😂

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 4 роки тому +21

      @@autumnbuttocovla4704 What do you mean? All I see is a perfectly normal comment.

  • @jennagilhooly5603
    @jennagilhooly5603 4 роки тому +3646

    I love how at the beginning Tommy just kinda shuts up when jshlatt is bullying him and at the end he’s cussing him out telling him to say tomAHto

  • @thebluebookworm3383
    @thebluebookworm3383 4 роки тому +15539

    I'm just in love with the fact that Tommy yells, apologizes to his parents for the yelling preemptively, and then continues screaming his lungs out

  • @Naturesownbreads
    @Naturesownbreads 2 роки тому +728

    The fact that schlatt was close to guessing the queens death

    • @idiotproductions3734
      @idiotproductions3734 Рік тому +3

      Yeah

    • @-cherrybomb-7585
      @-cherrybomb-7585 Рік тому +10

      @wot_com9305LMAO ME AND MY MATE DID THAT 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @avamiller1893
      @avamiller1893 Рік тому +3

      IKR

    • @C.ap.C
      @C.ap.C Рік тому +12

      My friend said the queen is so old she'll probably die soon the next day she died

    • @AnotherAzh
      @AnotherAzh Рік тому +5

      He said the date a little in the future to throw them off

  • @FearrIOS
    @FearrIOS 4 роки тому +9344

    "we've got a fifth grader, tubbo, sapnap, georgenotfound, and this guy in a fursuit"
    - jschlatt 2020

  • @thogwedgie
    @thogwedgie 4 роки тому +4982

    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused
    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused
    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused
    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused
    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused
    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused
    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused
    Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused

    • @mysticalsoybean9369
      @mysticalsoybean9369 4 роки тому +44

      Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused

    • @tayevye
      @tayevye 4 роки тому +11

      AnArtisticIdiot he is old and confused

    • @tayevye
      @tayevye 4 роки тому +4

      *_-cheezeballe-_* 10:25

    • @alexl04
      @alexl04 4 роки тому +5

      Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused

    • @sumbososs
      @sumbososs 4 роки тому +4

      i’m an old man
      confused too

  • @menameMid
    @menameMid 4 роки тому +21348

    "who's George?"
    "the less sucessful Dream"
    *that's a lot of damage*

    • @alkaidremainder
      @alkaidremainder 4 роки тому +910

      Flex tape can't fix that

    • @menameMid
      @menameMid 4 роки тому +301

      @@alkaidremainder
      nobody can

    • @menameMid
      @menameMid 4 роки тому +106

      @@thebiggerslime
      nah, all i did was put two quotes and a meme
      also i saw now someone with the same comment ;-;

    • @rvnd4ll
      @rvnd4ll 4 роки тому +20

      Lmao the og comment is right above yours.

    • @rileyandgrace1537
      @rileyandgrace1537 4 роки тому +24

      late, but..
      *-8 hearts*

  • @nyankoizumi739
    @nyankoizumi739 3 роки тому +194

    Wilbur showing Schlatt his house with Tommy on the backgeound has the same energy to when your big brother brings a friend home and you're just awnkardly sitting there in the room

  • @ynntari2775
    @ynntari2775 4 роки тому +5406

    "how do I swim up?"
    "jschlatt drowned"

    • @fawazimad1801
      @fawazimad1801 4 роки тому +79

      jschlatt is the cool uncle on crack who curses in front of the children and takes them to mcdonalds and makes them order from the dollar menu

    • @petrarose6595
      @petrarose6595 4 роки тому +19

      yeah buddy.... maybe next time learn to swim BEFORE you jump in the pool?
      thats as dumb as going into a war zone then asking "how do i shoot??" 😓

    • @Unreachableparadise
      @Unreachableparadise 4 роки тому +8

      @@petrarose6595 ????

    • @petrarose6595
      @petrarose6595 4 роки тому +4

      @@Unreachableparadise its nothing lmao.
      just something that i thought up \_(^~^)_/

    • @useroforiginally2965
      @useroforiginally2965 4 роки тому +8

      @@fawazimad1801 Bro you just stole a comment

  • @sationatic9489
    @sationatic9489 4 роки тому +4767

    Jschlatt is Tommy’s role model, Tommy’s jealous that he didn’t get kicked for being funny

    • @OvRisk
      @OvRisk 4 роки тому +32

      tommy is gonna beat him tho, in been funny and views and subs

    • @thaatmatt
      @thaatmatt 4 роки тому +95

      @@OvRisk jschlatt is the funniest man alive he will never get beaten by a 7 years old

    • @nathanlevin6425
      @nathanlevin6425 4 роки тому +11

      XTS dude chill it’s a joke

    • @kaank5623
      @kaank5623 4 роки тому +10

      XTS thats kinda gay bro

    • @deltastar4147
      @deltastar4147 4 роки тому +9

      That sounds like something Tommy would be jealous about lol. I feel like Tommy is funnier then schlatt but then again is probably just my own sense of humor

  • @david952
    @david952 4 роки тому +9431

    Tommy meeting schlatt like hes a make a wish kid

    • @mikehohl6528
      @mikehohl6528 4 роки тому +88

      So there Bully a make a wish kid

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 4 роки тому +8

      Who’s Who yes

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +28

      @@mikehohl6528
      That's shlatt

    • @mikehohl6528
      @mikehohl6528 4 роки тому +3

      Samurai JackOff facts

    • @arzi1233
      @arzi1233 4 роки тому +3

      Hey David.
      Is your pfp supposed to be King Crimson, from the popular franchise "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure", sir?

  • @Ex1fly
    @Ex1fly 2 роки тому +88

    14:35 well he got the month right

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 роки тому +24667

    Jschlatt’s humor is on point. It’s like a mix of relaxed confidence and constant confusion. Cool drunk uncle vibes.

  • @emily-hh7pt
    @emily-hh7pt 4 роки тому +4473

    Tommy: I’m not a child!
    Tommy’s Dad: Im about to end this man’s whole career

  • @birdo_is_here
    @birdo_is_here 4 роки тому +5531

    “deranged businessman joins a group of anarchists”

  • @rogue4225
    @rogue4225 3 роки тому +157

    somehow people got mad at him for just being funny, but I think now they grew up and looked back at this and realized how god damn funny he truly was.

    • @notshubhransh
      @notshubhransh 3 роки тому +27

      Bold of you to assume those kids will grow up

    • @tiarnan5739
      @tiarnan5739 3 роки тому +9

      Nah people on twitter who cancel people never grow up

    • @rogue4225
      @rogue4225 3 роки тому +2

      Good point

    • @3nor1ax
      @3nor1ax Рік тому +1

      @@tiarnan5739REAL like people on twitter is hella crazy

  • @owlsock1061
    @owlsock1061 4 роки тому +1823

    it really makes me upset that whenever u see tubbos perspective you can see all the angry stans in the chat telling tubbo that “they dont like this” and “tubbo leave the call” :/

    • @autumnbuttocovla4704
      @autumnbuttocovla4704 4 роки тому +479

      tommy has a idgaf personality and tubbo is super nice poor tubbo the stans were too young to get schlatts jokes

    • @YungRengoku
      @YungRengoku 4 роки тому +192

      Autumn Buttocovla I agree I actually enjoyed his humor felt like he could’ve made the smp better

    • @autumnbuttocovla4704
      @autumnbuttocovla4704 4 роки тому +121

      YungRengoku 8 yr olds just mad they didnt understand. he just has such a monotone voice that made it that much better

    • @lexi5729
      @lexi5729 4 роки тому +51

      YungRengoku his humor is very funny but look at where lmanberg is now LOL

    • @YungRengoku
      @YungRengoku 4 роки тому +8

      Lexi in a good place 😈

  • @jasper_art4880
    @jasper_art4880 4 роки тому +7830

    Tommy is literally Spider-Man getting into the avengers and getting age bullied by the others

    • @xped2943
      @xped2943 4 роки тому +48

      Except spuderman is kewl

    • @boppobot
      @boppobot 4 роки тому +139

      ​@@xped2943 shut heck you shut up

    • @xped2943
      @xped2943 4 роки тому +17

      @@boppobot L

    • @hahaha_0NE
      @hahaha_0NE 4 роки тому +9

      im very confused

    • @rachel-3037
      @rachel-3037 4 роки тому +27

      EXTREMELY true

  • @InitialHat6
    @InitialHat6 4 роки тому +13900

    Jschlatt: Who’s George
    Wilbur: The less successful Dream
    He did him dirty

    • @jorbennoten9536
      @jorbennoten9536 4 роки тому +240

      Well that is pretty true

    • @alishaciaa
      @alishaciaa 4 роки тому +178

      he isnt wrong

    • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
      @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 4 роки тому +551

      In George's defense, he's one of the reason why Dream is very popular. If it wasn't for him, Dream wouldn't be as popular as he is now.

    • @ProulxLaFicelle
      @ProulxLaFicelle 4 роки тому +307

      I thought he was Dream's schizophrenic alter ego

    • @heath6825
      @heath6825 4 роки тому +40

      GR1D for all we know he could be

  • @FrostReave
    @FrostReave 2 роки тому +141

    Little did Dream know he created a monster who would ban hundreds upon hundreds of people for just being fans of the server. He would purge them all from his twitch chat with maniacal laughter and malicious intent.

    • @Crimsrn
      @Crimsrn 2 роки тому +31

      One of the greatest moments ever.

    • @3nor1ax
      @3nor1ax Рік тому +3

      wasnt it wilber that made the script for him

  • @spacegoose2989
    @spacegoose2989 4 роки тому +3387

    Jschlatt: get banned
    Also jschlatt: hey
    President jschlatt: *T E A R D O W N T H E W A L L*

  • @jamesw4419
    @jamesw4419 4 роки тому +14272

    Little did he know this “special guest” would betray him and banish him from his own country

    • @drii275
      @drii275 4 роки тому +86

      Yep

    • @bettybuehler3512
      @bettybuehler3512 4 роки тому +35

      I know

    • @naimaaa62
      @naimaaa62 4 роки тому +59

      Sad right?

    • @vibevizier6512
      @vibevizier6512 4 роки тому +80

      God, where the fuck do i find the story of dream smp, sob

    • @Sophie-hs7ee
      @Sophie-hs7ee 4 роки тому +41

      @@vibevizier6512 just watch Tommy's video about the election

  • @ItsAce671
    @ItsAce671 4 роки тому +7817

    You can tell how nervous everyone is in this vid I’ve never heard Sapnap so quiet

  • @g-9175
    @g-9175 3 роки тому +90

    Jschlatt implying that he's gonna kill the Queen is the funniest thing ever

  • @terracat2255
    @terracat2255 4 роки тому +5118

    I love how everybody followed schlatt around like even george and sapnap who probably had something to do just watched in awe as the funniest man alive joined.

    • @terracat2255
      @terracat2255 4 роки тому +251

      @@bigguapgetta9000 you realize the server is friends only if they knew eachother schlatt would be in. Dream even said the fans were being annoying with the Twitter bs

    • @cerealbird4476
      @cerealbird4476 4 роки тому +142

      TerracatHero if it was really friends only then tommy wouldn’t be there. Dream didn’t know tommy when he first joined. I mean he might have kicked schlatt because of the friend thing kind of, but for the most part, it was the stans who caused it.

    • @terracat2255
      @terracat2255 4 роки тому +104

      @@cerealbird4476 he looked into tommy beforehand though and thought he was funny he even explained it on stream how he had no idea who schlatt was.

    • @terracat2255
      @terracat2255 4 роки тому +46

      @@cerealbird4476 he called the stans annoying because he didn't want to deal with that crap from them but sure be one sided im not agreeing with it but at least look into stuff before being a fool.

    • @cerealbird4476
      @cerealbird4476 4 роки тому +30

      TerracatHero if he looked into tommy before hand then why would he kick tommy at the start? Seems like he only looked into him afterward which he hasn’t for schlatt.

  • @Shalf3007
    @Shalf3007 4 роки тому +5737

    August: "Schlatt banned for being too funny"
    November: "Schlatt banned for having a stroke"

    • @ghostrosie175
      @ghostrosie175 4 роки тому +318

      “We killed an old man with heart problems, pog!” -Techno, 2020

    • @enbyunus
      @enbyunus 4 роки тому +19

      It was a heart attack not a stroke-

    • @sobblesnoggin
      @sobblesnoggin 4 роки тому +60

      @@enbyunus it was a stroke they just called it a heart attack... he said he smelled toast which is a sign of stroke not heart attack

    • @zodiax6782
      @zodiax6782 4 роки тому +17

      @@enbyunus also a stoke is basically a heart attack but it’s not

    • @kierstenc741
      @kierstenc741 4 роки тому +9

      @@zodiax6782 HSDJXA SORRY THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY

  • @erindraper
    @erindraper 4 роки тому +15047

    everyone on the server acting like a president was visiting their country lmaooo

  • @irispost5500
    @irispost5500 2 роки тому +146

    Can we talk about how schlatt was 15 days off of the queens actual death date?
    14:38

  • @mikaaateaaa
    @mikaaateaaa 4 роки тому +6297

    Jschlatt randomly imitating Tommy and going “Pogchamp” sent me
    here’s the time stamp if you’d like! 4:24

    • @wykon6700
      @wykon6700 3 роки тому +14

      Where

    • @cncn9278
      @cncn9278 3 роки тому +57

      @@wykon6700 brazil

    • @aviomons
      @aviomons 3 роки тому +19

      damn I’ve always wanted to go to Brazil can I come

    • @feiinjvlz
      @feiinjvlz 3 роки тому +5

      @@cncn9278 I think he meant where in Brazil

    • @feiinjvlz
      @feiinjvlz 3 роки тому +7

      @@wykon6700 Pretty sure it's somewhere in the Amazon rainforest but I'm not too sure

  • @dylancampbell3531
    @dylancampbell3531 4 роки тому +6682

    Jschlatt: older brothers cool friend
    Wilbur: older brother who’s chill
    Tommy: younger brother who is desperate to hang out with older brothers cool friend
    Sapnap: very quiet

    • @saabs1660
      @saabs1660 4 роки тому +101

      Jschlatt is like the chill uncle

    • @cocklovingpenis2000
      @cocklovingpenis2000 4 роки тому +56

      hotel:trivago

    • @alicia9246
      @alicia9246 4 роки тому +109

      sapnap is the middle child

    • @kirstenhowell07
      @kirstenhowell07 4 роки тому +119

      sapnap can’t understand them speaking british 😔🤚

    • @crowsoto9612
      @crowsoto9612 4 роки тому +31

      Fundy's the somewhat nerdy but chill middle child, Sapnap's the cousin only child that grew up with strict parents so he's quiet as shit and a bit trigger happy

  • @dill8600
    @dill8600 4 роки тому +3073

    *Jschlatt: So- so everybody here is from Europe??*
    *sapnap:* I’m from aMErica.
    Jschlatt: Who- who said that?

    • @melitta9158
      @melitta9158 4 роки тому +230

      he sounded so innocent

    • @reysii
      @reysii 4 роки тому +95

      idk why but that was so funny to me

    • @bonniemareeburke7750
      @bonniemareeburke7750 4 роки тому +9

      @@reysii SAME

    • @valentina-hj8kv
      @valentina-hj8kv 4 роки тому +155

      @@melitta9158 he sounded so scared to speak i was DYYYING

    • @flochii21
      @flochii21 4 роки тому +120

      sapnap went: 😔👉👈

  • @katsukibakugou8384
    @katsukibakugou8384 3 роки тому +53

    Tommy: *coughs*
    Wilbur: CAN YOU BE QUIET

  • @cinderia264
    @cinderia264 4 роки тому +2552

    Did anyone else see SAPNAP whispering ‘kill time?’ To Tommy

  • @lunaboy7526
    @lunaboy7526 4 роки тому +1655

    Schlatt: *kills tommy for no reason*
    Sapnap: *avenges Tommy’s death*
    Schlatt: *surprised pikachu face*
    16:34

    • @onepiece8368
      @onepiece8368 4 роки тому +109

      Correction:
      Schlatt: kills Tommy
      Sapnap: avenges Tommy's death
      Everyone (including tommy): offended noises

    • @lunaboy7526
      @lunaboy7526 4 роки тому +5

      One Piece better

    • @onepiece8368
      @onepiece8368 4 роки тому +41

      @@lunaboy7526 ty, but lol i kinda expected tommy to be mad, its so funny how everyone acted as if Schlatt was a president, even sapnap was basically like a little shy kid XD

  • @yeshi2031
    @yeshi2031 4 роки тому +8787

    Wilbur is like everyone’s older brother and Schlatt is his friend visiting

  • @chickadee4316
    @chickadee4316 3 роки тому +4

    9:05 t: [kills his fish] "It's done"
    W: "Tubbo, what was his name?"
    t: "Fuckin' Swimmy"
    T: [laughs] "What?!"
    F: "I had empathy up until now, Tubbo. You- you completely ruined any emotion"
    t: [rocking back and forth laughing]
    12:08 JS: "Goddamn, all the British people sound the same"
    Me: uh... sure... I can't identify all of them by voice alone or anything, but sure
    14:37 [talking about how when the Queen dies they get three days off school]
    JS: "I hate to break it to you, Tommy, but you know on September 23rd, you might have three days off..."
    [shocked pause]
    t: "Wait, *what?*"
    T: "What?!"
    t: "Wait, can you elaborate, please"
    JS: "What do you mean?"
    F: "How come that day, out of all the days?"
    [video abruptly cuts]
    The way Schlatt was just saying things matter of factly while all the Europeans were confused and concerned...
    15:48 JS: "I hope a fucking severn year old wasn't the only thing I'm ever gonna see 'cause I might not wake up from this sleep"
    t: "Happens to the best of us"
    I'm sorry, Tubbo, what?!

  • @ryankohler481
    @ryankohler481 4 роки тому +7329

    “I’m prejudiced against homeless people” so now we know why dream really banned Jschlatt
    Edit: got a notification that this sorta blew up. Sweet lmao. Figured I should’ve put a timestamp on it so people could jump to the quote so here y’all go 1:06

    • @Chloe-co5ou
      @Chloe-co5ou 4 роки тому +139

      Homeless teletubby- technoblade

    • @menacvnt
      @menacvnt 4 роки тому +27

      HAHAHHA PLS

    • @humangarbage3019
      @humangarbage3019 4 роки тому +18

      IM CRYING

    • @mojardine1856
      @mojardine1856 4 роки тому +62

      Homeless teletubby teams up with peppapig and a grandpa to destroy a loud childs home

    • @SaikooPos
      @SaikooPos 3 роки тому +4

      I’m the 1kth like :D

  • @aspyyyn5245
    @aspyyyn5245 4 роки тому +1675

    Sapnap: "I-I'm from America"
    J: "who said that?"

  • @pearl5299
    @pearl5299 4 роки тому +5522

    Jschlatt: so everybody here's from europe?
    Sapnap: * quietly * I'm from america
    THAT ACTUALLY HAD ME WHEEZING-

  • @sinchysis
    @sinchysis 3 роки тому +42

    14:40 I just realized he said that the queen will die on 9/23, the same day he was elected as president

    • @Skye_7_7
      @Skye_7_7 5 місяців тому +1

      Ohhh, so _that’s_ why he said it?

  • @cameronmichaelng
    @cameronmichaelng 3 роки тому +7563

    Tommy”jschlatt is my hero”
    Jschlatt:”who is this 5 year old child”

    • @LensenMessias
      @LensenMessias 3 роки тому +138

      They tell you to never meet your heroes

    • @FirstNameLastName-np1rj
      @FirstNameLastName-np1rj 3 роки тому +114

      Ah yes. Reminds of that time jschlatt was called bipolar by his childhood hero. And the cycle continues.

    • @HallowWiz
      @HallowWiz 3 роки тому +27

      Technoblade : I drop kicked that child in self defence I swear!

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 3 роки тому +9

      The dreamSMP equivalent to my hero just called my bipolar

    • @pastelokami
      @pastelokami 3 роки тому +7

      @@HallowWiz "ya'know, Quackity, they weren't always orphans"
      (Tagged the wrong person)

  • @_gibberish9236
    @_gibberish9236 4 роки тому +1611

    Jschlatt is acting like the order sibling with his friends and tommy is the younger one that is always wanting to hang out with them

  • @highonthatzaza
    @highonthatzaza 3 роки тому +3515

    "who`s george?"
    "the less sucessful dream"

  • @Alfreder28272
    @Alfreder28272 3 роки тому +29

    Jschlatt: I just love sending my info to the Chinese government
    His toaster: *Dafuq you just say*

  • @kingzeno1708
    @kingzeno1708 4 роки тому +2462

    Underrated Tubbo quote: "Fokin Swimy"

  • @afish184
    @afish184 4 роки тому +7950

    “This was my first experience with jschlatt and probably my last-,” poor Tommy if only you’d known....😔

    • @kyraatkinson3079
      @kyraatkinson3079 4 роки тому +95

      not pog 🥺😔

    • @chiefssoldsb5573
      @chiefssoldsb5573 4 роки тому +29

      What happened

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 роки тому +238

      @@chiefssoldsb5573 Jschlatt betrayed tommy and wilbur and banished them from their country

    • @hotgamerboy6240
      @hotgamerboy6240 4 роки тому +33

      @@crowthewicked8344 as he should 😌💅

    • @catsukisubaru3715
      @catsukisubaru3715 4 роки тому +116

      @@crowthewicked8344 thats the most Jschlatt thing to do, if tommy really likes Jschlatt he's probably laughing his ass off in his head

  • @kayleecasey560
    @kayleecasey560 4 роки тому +3964

    “Did you know that when the queen dies I get 3 days off?”
    “Yeah, yeah. September 23rd, you might have 3 days off.”
    “ *What?* “

    • @dre4mzzy735
      @dre4mzzy735 4 роки тому +156

      the funniest part is that i googled it and it says it's 12 days off.

    • @Holthis
      @Holthis 4 роки тому +114

      Dre4mzzy I think it’s 3 days off but 12 total days of mourning

    • @dre4mzzy735
      @dre4mzzy735 4 роки тому +24

      @@Holthis that might be it

    • @camix4843
      @camix4843 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah we only get 3 days

    • @choongsuetling5772
      @choongsuetling5772 4 роки тому +20

      Lets hope that doesnt happen
      Yes i know it will happen eventually.Its sad

  • @akakyan7705
    @akakyan7705 3 роки тому +40

    wilbur: "ohhh george... the less successful dream"
    george: nods head in shame

  • @goatgang6461
    @goatgang6461 4 роки тому +6278

    "I'm actually prejudiced against homeless people."
    *Dream will remember this*

  • @gabehoog3815
    @gabehoog3815 4 роки тому +7708

    Tommy after recording this video where everybody bullied him: Man I love those guys

    • @damthatssick
      @damthatssick 4 роки тому +221

      Not really bullying. Everyone knew they were all just poking fun at his age.

    • @milic5068
      @milic5068 4 роки тому +51

      @@damthatssick yeah, it's all for the content...

    • @txm7391
      @txm7391 4 роки тому +9

      @@damthatssick is he like 17? Lol🤣

    • @damthatssick
      @damthatssick 4 роки тому +74

      @@txm7391 He is 16, as far as I know.

    • @safyuh
      @safyuh 4 роки тому +6

      300th like :'l

  • @ashtro1763
    @ashtro1763 4 роки тому +4128

    The reason schlatt is bullying tommy for being baby child is because antvenom called him bipolar

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 4 роки тому +27

      @@OnraySmonray hahahahahahaha. You got me there on that one.

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 4 роки тому +19

      @@lyonheart_8643 no i dont think so lol. Hes just our little special one.

    • @cyansus4227
      @cyansus4227 4 роки тому +12

      I never liked that ant guy, he seems very fake

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 4 роки тому +6

      @@lyonheart_8643 if its because of minx clips, she even said those conversations arent supposed to be taken seriously. Other than that idk why u think that but it's your opinion.😂

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 4 роки тому +10

      @@lyonheart_8643 uuhh??? Ok 1. clam tf down. 2. If you really think that then your probably a dream stan. 3. If your getting that jschlatt is a jerk from THIS video then please go back to school and learn what a joke is. Holy shit. And where are the little kids idolizing him. Most of his fan based are teenagers to adults. Also i think you need the back story of this situation.

  • @OfficialN1ns
    @OfficialN1ns Рік тому +6

    14:39 the fact that he got this almost right is funny and sad at the same time, who would have known bruh

  • @poppy-hb5od
    @poppy-hb5od 4 роки тому +6310

    I love how nervous everyone is in schlatt’s presence. I don’t blame them

    • @ryleesbow
      @ryleesbow 3 роки тому +7

      @@matthewgallipeo9221 because 😥

    • @ryleesbow
      @ryleesbow 3 роки тому +4

      achoo

    • @ryleesbow
      @ryleesbow 3 роки тому +4

      notificationz ‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @ryleesbow
      @ryleesbow 3 роки тому +2

      booga

    • @ryleesbow
      @ryleesbow 3 роки тому +3

      awokfieawa
      awoofa

  • @juliaemmerich1836
    @juliaemmerich1836 4 роки тому +3291

    WHY WAS SAPNAP SO WUIET BABAHAHHAH IVE NEVER HEARD HIM THIS QUIET

    • @love2fight205
      @love2fight205 4 роки тому +251

      Because Jschlatt has basically the same character as Snapmap except it’s on steroids and actually funny. Crapnap was completely outclassed here mate. (Joke, I love sappy boi too)

    • @juliaemmerich1836
      @juliaemmerich1836 4 роки тому +23

      Love 2 Fight HAHHAHAAG

    • @surrrial
      @surrrial 4 роки тому +183

      it’s like watching a 12 year old finally meeting their favorite youtuber at vidcon

    • @juliaemmerich1836
      @juliaemmerich1836 4 роки тому +13

      sirial HAHAH OLEASE HEUEGEUEV

    • @graceisburning
      @graceisburning 4 роки тому +14

      Fear

  • @wesleyfitness
    @wesleyfitness 4 роки тому +2671

    Everyone having a blast and laughing, but i’m just thinking what tommys dad is hearing.

  • @2kfannatic4863
    @2kfannatic4863 2 роки тому +36

    14:23 That didn't age well

  • @tsukkikei4023
    @tsukkikei4023 4 роки тому +3554

    tommy: they are f l e r t i n g
    tubbo: are they f l u r t i n g
    two children not knowing how to spell HHAHSHA

    • @littlesadeo
      @littlesadeo 4 роки тому +188

      Tubbo has an excuse he is dyslexic😭

    • @tsukkikei4023
      @tsukkikei4023 4 роки тому +24

      @@littlesadeo LMAOAOAOAO TRUE HAHHAHAH

    • @ori8107
      @ori8107 4 роки тому +40

      Pretty sure HHAHSHA is also not the correct spelling

    • @beehouse637
      @beehouse637 4 роки тому +4

      how to spell?

    • @tsukkikei4023
      @tsukkikei4023 4 роки тому +36

      @@ori8107 you must be fun at parties i was keyboard smashing lol

  • @aspen9811
    @aspen9811 4 роки тому +3483

    Idk why Sapnap was so cute here lol “I’m from America”

  • @razzdazzjazz
    @razzdazzjazz 4 роки тому +1468

    Tommy: "They are flerting"
    Tubbo: "Are they flurting?"
    Spelling 10/10

  • @absolutetrashpanda9429
    @absolutetrashpanda9429 2 роки тому +50

    Schlatt was only banned because dream realised Schlatt was funnier than him and he felt threatened

  • @Nicox-cw6zu
    @Nicox-cw6zu 4 роки тому +1999

    Wilbur acts like the older brother when his friend comes over

  • @pritixh
    @pritixh 4 роки тому +911

    "This was my first experience with jschlatt and probably my last."
    -Tommyinnit, Ex-Vice President of L'manberg.

    • @ArpaZha
      @ArpaZha 4 роки тому +2

      Now ex-president

    • @pritixh
      @pritixh 4 роки тому +1

      lmao why is this getting likes

    • @nell8171
      @nell8171 4 роки тому +1

      @@ArpaZha now hes being exiled

    • @Kuddjel
      @Kuddjel 4 роки тому +1

      @@nell8171 basically ex-citizen

  • @logansakowski6354
    @logansakowski6354 4 роки тому +11684

    This is like when the funny kid sits at your table during lunch.

    • @jordandelancey2787
      @jordandelancey2787 4 роки тому +366

      Yes the popular funny kid

    • @bagelriley6992
      @bagelriley6992 4 роки тому +19

      Jordan Delancey I love your pfp

    • @Imag_ine
      @Imag_ine 4 роки тому +166

      I like how tommyinnit hates Americans but likes jschlatt aswell

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 роки тому +74

      @@jordandelancey2787 theres basically no such thing as a funny popular kid cuz they steal jokes from the actually funny kid

    • @NO-hx1tm
      @NO-hx1tm 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @IIBraderz
    @IIBraderz 3 роки тому +68

    The fact Dream rolled over for his stans to kick Shlatt is really sad.

    • @katiebell1873
      @katiebell1873 3 роки тому +25

      Dream has said that he only whitelists people he considers friends. Sapnap was the one who whitelisted Schlatt, and he didn't have permission to do so. At that point, Dream didn't know Schlatt, so it was probably really weird to have a complete stranger on his server while the internet is freaking out about it. There was more to it than just Twitter drama.

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 3 роки тому +15

      @@katiebell1873 it was because of twitter lol

  • @lezzie_lynz
    @lezzie_lynz 4 роки тому +1236

    Tommy: Just casually doing Tommy stuff
    Schlatt: **Disgusted Schlatt Noises**

  • @christianamico301
    @christianamico301 4 роки тому +662

    I’m sad he didn’t include the part where Wilbur spoke one and one to him and told him how that all of this was for Tommy it was very sweet

    • @kittylitty01
      @kittylitty01 4 роки тому +9

      Christian amico i know sad

    • @defnehangisi7771
      @defnehangisi7771 4 роки тому +10

      aww is there a clip of this :((

    • @christianamico301
      @christianamico301 4 роки тому +28

      Hoshi Yoshi ua-cam.com/video/b2w9CDC4Y_Y/v-deo.html yes I found it 🙂

    • @Ash-ik1xx
      @Ash-ik1xx 4 роки тому +6

      That sounds so wholesome omg-

  • @ScxrchedOasis
    @ScxrchedOasis 3 роки тому +11141

    *”ᵘʰ ⁱᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃᵐᵉʳⁱᶜᵃ”*
    ...
    “Who said that?”

    • @Max-hs9lk
      @Max-hs9lk 3 роки тому +130

      Sapnap

    • @tatiana2176
      @tatiana2176 3 роки тому +215

      @@Max-hs9lk PLS- 😭

    • @miii5414
      @miii5414 3 роки тому +132

      @@Max-hs9lk r/Wooosh

    • @per-fection6838
      @per-fection6838 3 роки тому +66

      Sit down, Reiner

    • @envy4174
      @envy4174 3 роки тому +48

      @@Max-hs9lk ah you clearly didn’t see the closed and open quotation marks

  • @Snowyled23
    @Snowyled23 Рік тому +11

    The fact that jschlat knew the Queen would die in September is crazy

  • @esketchy_294
    @esketchy_294 4 роки тому +483

    Schlatt: My childhood hero has called me bipolar
    Tommy: My hero has called me a child

    • @shayxn
      @shayxn 4 роки тому +3

      i guess one of them is true

  • @mynameisbrigham
    @mynameisbrigham 4 роки тому +2049

    I love how quiet Tommy got when jschlatt joined, like he was trying to keep himself from saying something stupid that would make Schlatt not like him for whatever reason. I feel like Schlatt would've liked him a bit more if Tommy was acting like his usual self.

    • @Sarfnic
      @Sarfnic 4 роки тому +72

      he did act a lot like his usual self though

    • @mynameisbrigham
      @mynameisbrigham 4 роки тому +220

      Sarfnic Productions I disagree. Usually he’s more talkative and out-going. While Schlatt was present he was more on the quiet side, observing Schlatt and trying not to say anything dumb. If anything I feel like it made him a bit awkward.

    • @smartstuf1026
      @smartstuf1026 4 роки тому +63

      well Schlatt did mention his usage of "Pogchamp" so I think he got a good idea of what Tommy is kinda like

    • @WonderAsh_
      @WonderAsh_ 4 роки тому +138

      I think Schlatt likes Tommy well enough! If you watch Tubbo's stream and it's just Tommy, Tubbo and Schlatt, they talk with each other for like... an hour or two? And Schlatt ends up giving them quite a bit of advice. It's rather wholesome haha

    • @taxu5829
      @taxu5829 4 роки тому +29

      @@WonderAsh_ it also isn't the first time they talked as they have been friends before according to tommy when he join jschlatt private discord from when he had his patreon, and from there they talked and jschlatt gave tommy advice

  • @toothpaste1095
    @toothpaste1095 4 роки тому +521

    Tommy: Coughs
    Wilbur: Shut up

  • @Pengtropica
    @Pengtropica 3 роки тому +30

    Tommy’s chat every 2 seconds: SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT

  • @jasonenglish7727
    @jasonenglish7727 4 роки тому +1332

    Tommy: *Screaming*
    His Parents: *tells him off*
    Tommy: “Sorry”
    Also Tommy: *Continues to scream*

  • @c4cezar_magz
    @c4cezar_magz 4 роки тому +1384

    I am binge watching every Tommy video on the Dream SMP. here are my timestamps
    0:38 -the realization
    1:28 -"who's this child that keeps following me?"
    2:10 -tommyinnit the fifth grader
    2:55 -schlatt and wilbur deffo flerting
    4:04 -"FUNDY NOT WITH THE SCHLONG!"
    4:21 -POGCHAMP
    5:12 -"yeah lemme look through this chest, see if there are any crayons i can give you"
    5:39 -"who's george?"
    5:48 -sapnap is scared of schlatt
    6:51 -tubbo laugh :)
    6:59 -"FATHER I FAILED MY GCSE'S!"
    8:27 -tubbo's fish
    9:07 -"fucken swimmy"
    9:23 -cringeyinnit
    10:23 -he is old and confused
    11:18 - c u c k s h e d
    14:05 -origins of the correct answer to who's your favorite woman
    15:39 -playing blocks with schlatt :)
    17:04 -the day we learned that schlatt can't and will never know how to swim
    17:40 -jschlatt left the game

  • @WHutJr
    @WHutJr 4 роки тому +1104

    Jschlatt: *stands on a crafting table*
    Sapnap: *staring intensifies*

  • @mxstrikk
    @mxstrikk 2 роки тому +179

    It's too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 8 місяців тому +6

      It's too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

    • @Braldyy
      @Braldyy 6 місяців тому +4

      it's too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

    • @Jay3ro
      @Jay3ro 6 місяців тому +4

      It’s too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned Schlatt

    • @CanOfCatss
      @CanOfCatss 4 місяці тому +3

      It’s too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned Schlatt

    • @luvaera_
      @luvaera_ 3 місяці тому +2

      It’s too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

  • @ekuLul
    @ekuLul 4 роки тому +942

    The way jschlatt said PogChamp making fun of tommy was completely accurate

  • @swifferwetjet1282
    @swifferwetjet1282 3 роки тому +1367

    Dream banned schlatt because schlatt poisoned the homeless people, and dream is homeless so he doesn’t wanna be next

  • @hajitooru6938
    @hajitooru6938 4 роки тому +6263

    "who's George?"
    _"the less successful Dream."_
    I know it's a joke but DAMNNN lol

    • @AlexFarnum1
      @AlexFarnum1 4 роки тому +17

      Timestamp?

    • @CrimsonBluesnow
      @CrimsonBluesnow 4 роки тому +36

      @@AlexFarnum1 5:40 or something

    • @napalmman8202
      @napalmman8202 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t get it lol

    • @haileyc6396
      @haileyc6396 4 роки тому +6

      LOVE ur pfp

    • @addysonwolfe
      @addysonwolfe 4 роки тому +36

      Ik he was just joking and trying to be funny but I thought that was rlly mean maybe I'm just sensitive but imagine the pressure put on youtubers bc there friends have more subs

  • @boo7348
    @boo7348 2 роки тому +17

    ...Schlatt wasn't to far off. 14:17

  • @nathanjohn367
    @nathanjohn367 4 роки тому +2141

    Jschlat: So everyone here is from Europe?
    ...*everyone looks at Sapnap*
    Sapnap: im american too 🥺

    • @Kaitlyn_Craftmine
      @Kaitlyn_Craftmine 4 роки тому +182

      Nathan John Sapnap was so shy🥺

    • @strawberrymiilkshake9698
      @strawberrymiilkshake9698 4 роки тому +184

      i was laughing at this so badly cause i felt bad for sapnap since he was shy

    • @shannarafryer3111
      @shannarafryer3111 4 роки тому +67

      5:47

    • @gemiguess
      @gemiguess 4 роки тому +8

      LMAO

    • @milic5068
      @milic5068 4 роки тому +59

      @@strawberrymiilkshake9698 he isn't that shy, he just needed to be quiet if I remember correctly, he had guests or some shit, can't remember

  • @rhiannn3416
    @rhiannn3416 4 роки тому +374

    the super disappointing thing about this was chat being toxic af. Everyone was spamming "KICK JSCHLATT."
    "BAN JSCHLATT"

    • @Loudshark_
      @Loudshark_ 4 роки тому +45

      Jschlatt was just having his own deep humors, and the chat was just went wild

    • @hhhhh-we5ee
      @hhhhh-we5ee 4 роки тому +38

      because entire chat is 11 years old

    • @directspoogles2166
      @directspoogles2166 4 роки тому +7

      Stand be like:
      AAAAAAAA *hes transphobic* AAAAAAAA *kickschlatt* AAAAAAAAAAA *stan white sock puppet in green background* AAAAAAAA

    • @slyquack
      @slyquack 4 роки тому

      @Nothsx 2365 hes funny yeah but he took it a little far

    • @brookeklein868
      @brookeklein868 4 роки тому +6

      @@slyquack no he didn't it's just his humor they're snowflakes and can't take jokes

  • @ceedub5197
    @ceedub5197 4 роки тому +721

    Tommy: When the queen dies we wont have school
    Jschlatt: well on September 23rd you might not have school

  • @sophiedenmark7763
    @sophiedenmark7763 3 роки тому +5

    The best part of this was tubbo and Tommy’s whisper convo every time jschlatt spoke to another guy one on one “are they flirting?”

  • @ritzycobalt7712
    @ritzycobalt7712 4 роки тому +2497

    "who's George?"
    "the less successful Dream."
    *apply water to the burned area*

    • @anonymityneeded
      @anonymityneeded 4 роки тому +64

      *alovera would be more affective*

    • @matttowle6699
      @matttowle6699 4 роки тому +6

      yay the the 300h like! thank you whomever was the 299 for giving me this chance. :D

    • @velorii
      @velorii 4 роки тому +7

      *apply water to todoroki*

    • @movedaccounts8572
      @movedaccounts8572 4 роки тому +8

      *Use a burn heal*

    • @HasanAli-wr6gg
      @HasanAli-wr6gg 4 роки тому +3

      Use a regen potion

  • @MyDogisEvil
    @MyDogisEvil 4 роки тому +794

    you know what they call him?
    The Comedian.
    because in 1998 he filled a bar with laughing gas, told some jokes, and then they laughed so hard that they couldn't breath.
    Slowly and brutally killing everyone in the bar.

  • @rainn1738
    @rainn1738 4 роки тому +1515

    So techno hates orphans......
    And jschlatt hates homeless people.....
    What’s next Wilbur hates children?
    edit: ohohohohooh we've been delivered an answer: ANTEATERS HE HATES ANTEATERS AHAH.

    • @bloodsucker5485
      @bloodsucker5485 4 роки тому +48

      Jschlatt hates homeless people? Makes sense Glatt hung out with Techno and Tommy, the very people Dream's fighting against.

    • @icchasaki
      @icchasaki 4 роки тому +31

      ...have you SEEN his interactions with Tommy?

    • @perrytheplatypus2001
      @perrytheplatypus2001 4 роки тому +24

      Meanwhile Quackity: "ew a child"

    • @ritac.g3314
      @ritac.g3314 3 роки тому +9

      Technoblade made fun of dream, he's homeless, he blown up l'manberg, now everyone is homeless Technoblade is the one who hates homeless people

    • @Jamesturnerrrrr
      @Jamesturnerrrrr 3 роки тому

      No wilbur loves kids...

  • @ZoasaurusRex
    @ZoasaurusRex 3 роки тому +15

    “MY NAMES JSCHLATT I SAY TOMAATO” that had me dead

  • @firstworldproblemsmusic
    @firstworldproblemsmusic 3 роки тому +606

    Schlatt: "On September 23rd you might have three days off of school"
    Tommy and Tubbo: *scared British noises*

    • @aditysoni7786
      @aditysoni7786 3 роки тому +3

      That's my birthday

    • @Anna-ee3go
      @Anna-ee3go 3 роки тому +1

      What even is on in September 23?

    • @ariaa09
      @ariaa09 3 роки тому +1

      Ayo is it September, 23 2021?

    • @Mr.Brownstone1987
      @Mr.Brownstone1987 3 роки тому

      Soon....

    • @molchat139
      @molchat139 3 роки тому

      Lmao I've just had three days off school since the 27th September, whoops

  • @TheLegoCreationist
    @TheLegoCreationist 4 роки тому +899

    "Who's George"
    *"Is he your Schizophrenic alter ego?"*

    • @gamer4games
      @gamer4games 4 роки тому +30

      Baba booey

    • @abe6229
      @abe6229 4 роки тому +28

      Dream: Diavolo
      George: Doppio

    • @abe6229
      @abe6229 4 роки тому +1

      @@fenceil who are you

    • @abe6229
      @abe6229 4 роки тому +1

      @@fenceil oh my gooooood

    • @hatdogsigab3423
      @hatdogsigab3423 4 роки тому

      yoo i remembered that clip but didnt know who said it literally searching for them rn

  • @thomasmarley9542
    @thomasmarley9542 4 роки тому +978

    I love how they all started acting all cool once jschlatt joined

  • @samm.nottatall
    @samm.nottatall 3 роки тому +9

    5:40
    Schlatt: Who’s George?
    Wilbur: the less successful Dream.
    THAT PART KILLEDDD ME 😭🖐

  • @xaienee
    @xaienee 4 роки тому +390

    I love how everyone acts so formal when Jshclatt is on the server and when hes not theyre like: *WAR*

  • @elizabeth3506
    @elizabeth3506 4 роки тому +770

    “you know that when she dies i get three days off school”
    “i know it’s like a national thing, everyone does into crisis mode. but i-i hate to break it to you but on September 23rd...you might get three days off”
    “...”
    “ *w h a t ?* ”

  • @bruhe_8226
    @bruhe_8226 4 роки тому +299

    Schlatt just disappeared without a trace........
    Last witnesses were Tommy and Tubbo....
    No one knows to this day what happened...
    Some say he got Killed, Some say he got Banned......
    But every now and then....we can still hear his screams.....Pogchamp!.......Pogchamp!........
    RIP In Peace Schlatt

  • @ItsTanuki0_Clock
    @ItsTanuki0_Clock 3 роки тому +14

    "I'm actually prejudiced against homeless people."
    Dream: and I took that personally