you need 500 IQ to understand this minecraft minigame
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- Опубліковано 15 січ 2018
- never have i felt so illiterate
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Techno's laugh is so high for his deep voice. I absolutely love it
3:21
@@owenbarnes7186 thx
dude its pekoras laugh
@@zachmcpap3294 oml I can’t unhear it now
@@zachmcpap3294 oh god you're right
3:18
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Technoblade:I have a stick!
*Right clicks and flys into the void*
Noooo!
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I got that stick in bedwars if I win games I just blow things up
That happend to me
I read this as it happened
Anime furry?
Bro I read this comment the second he said the comment in the video!!
Now Techno knows how regular skywars feels for the average player.
E
You mean by dying?
Outro: That was skywars guys hope you guys enjoyed
Me:
I don’t care what eyesight you have, that was NOT skywars
this is the most frustrating game on hypixel, you either get really stacked and have a weapon. Or you have a tree sapling and a hat that light you on fire :D
Professor Slime i understand getting frustrated on ranked, but why on THIS?! Why would you take this game seriously?! Its literally just for the lolz
Maimutescu Michael I was joking
Oh oops
I get really stacked but some kid got knock back 10 slime D:
or you get prot 2 full diamond and accidentally launch a dice and get a 1 ;(
i have a degree in minecraft and for some reason, this game makes 0.0% sense to me. Welp.
@@lucascalebcabacungansuelto7963 C H A F T M I N E
guys you wanna play some M I N E C H A F T with me?
You fool you made a spelling mistake 2 years ago and you will now be cancelled. When you try to get a job you will be denied because if this comment.
Immortal Chaos I lowkey do not remember this lol
M I N C H A F T
Therapist: "The witch version of Technoblade can't hurt you, they're not real"
The witch version of Technoblade: 3:21
Ok gayman
I always thought his laugh was so unique and cute in a way
He is real, but he can't hurt you on account on forever falling in the void.
his laugh legit reminds me of pekora's laugh wtf
@@KoishiMochi he is probably pekora
If you need 500 IQ how do u understand??? I need tips
Watch rick and morty and you'll get it
i suck at everything well u do suck at everything I guess iq tests is a thing
I don't think he understands this game mode
rekt.
dont die
3:21 that laugh....
never change
Oh damn I have 499.99 IQ :/
Reckster damn me too. Sucks...
I know it's sad ;C
Same.......but negative.
Reckster I have 69 iq.
420 my dudes
3:22 when you find a witch in Minecraft with 1 heart this is the last thing you hear
I fully understand
5:12 Alex 😔
We want the “any how” back
Ahh so this is why Techno wanted the baby to understand theoretical physics!!
"you need a phd in theoretical physics to understand whats going on here"
Half-Life players: oh yeah, its all coming together
Techno: “Haha! Get 1v1ed by a sheep!”
_literally a minute earlier_
**gets 1v1ed by a stick**
I love his laugh so much. What a beautiful man.
Oh i saw this stream, guys his rank is just glitched. He nicked and someone hit him with an item that unnicks yotubers and he thought he was still nicked foreveryone else. Ya welcome
Like so people can see
Hes using the mod that sk1er made to hide his nick, he's actually nicked, it just shows it as technoblade. sk1er has saved youtube lol.
Joko where’s the stream
stick of truth, sharp 1 reveals nicked players
@@BiteSizedPopcorn Wow i really thougth this iteam was pure troll, doing nothing, bcause each time I used it it was just useless. Its good to ear that these effects are working after all xD
We're gonna miss you techno, rest well old friend. our respect for you has only grown.
Techno's laugh is boosting my serotonin
When you see other UA-camrs with cheer squads...
Chill, guys, I got this.
TECHNO, TECHNO HE’S OUR MAN
WRECKING NERDS ACROSS THE LAND
Afflictrophe this was really good
Lel
DESTROYER OF ORPHANS AND NOOBS IN VIDEO GAMES
MAKING EVERYONE GO DOWN IN FLAMES
I have a PhD in theoretical physics.
I have a theoretical PhD in physics.
I have a fiscal right master degree for real
i know u hv it cuz u can spell it
BlackWidowwMC 5
Grand Paladin Tyrux lol
Fortunately, I have derailed this game and depicted the certain parts needed to know to understand it completely. In the simple version, you must select the better of the lucky blocks to open, and good 'luck' has a better chance of following. In the more detailed and complex version... So the main point of the game in this mode is to survive, as many countless others on the internet. This means that strategy is key, and this is exactly why I'm here. The game currently has 6 lucky blocks (or heads), the Weapon, the Guardian, the Insane, the Wild, the Crazy, and the Game Theme lucky blocks. All of which having very different and intriguing outcomes. The weapon lucky block, as stated in the name, gives you a weapon. The game is on a random generator of what it gives you, out of 12 possible outcomes. Fortunately, not a single one of those outcomes results in death, meaning you can open this without worry and harm. The guarding lucky block is somewhat similar, having a staggering 26 possible outcomes, and none of which (for the most part) kill you. Each one of those items has a different 'perk' or 'ability.' It can be argued that they are sometimes also downgrades, more killing you then being helpful. I have come across myself choosing not to wear certain pieces of armor, simply for the fact that the damage inflicted upon me is greater than the damage used to help me. Nevertheless, opening these blocks are necessary for survival in most situations, so I would strongly advise opening these. Now, the two blocks that I just covered are (in my opinion) the most needed blocks there are, all the others being optional. Such as the insane lucky block, with 10 different outcomes, and only one of them having a chance of 1/60 of killing you. This of course would be the dice, in which case rolling a 1 would automatically kill you, but then again it is only a 1/10 chance you get that anyway, so the probability of that is extraordinarily slim. However, in some situations the other outcomes COULD kill you, but those fractions are in the upper hundreds (such as the apocalypse, the pigs, and some more). The next block is the wild lucky block, which is the most likely of inflicting death. This lucky block, with 16 outcomes, has the chance of killing you instantly with half of them, and another quarter with the potential of doing so. This all in all concludes that the wild lucky block is not worth opening, seeing the death rate is 67/74 (really damn high). The crazy lucky blocks, the last one on this list that can be found in island chests, has 5 outcomes, and has a 1/5 chance of killing you. They don't do that much, so I personally don't think that it's worth the risk to open them. Finally, we conclude this with the game theme lucky block, the only ones specifically found in mid chests. They simple give the game a theme, the 2/7 being bad. This is a decision that could affect the game in a positive way too, so keep this one into consideration. Hopefully you're better at this game now techno :)
this comment is a mark of confirmation that I have read the above paragraph in excruciating detail
6:00 oh hey it's someone with a squid kid skin
I need IQ in general...
i need iq in commander
I need iq in soldier
Same
I need iq in cadet
Relatable
Still coming back and keeping the sub. He will never be forgotten...
Some person in chat: TECHNo SAY HI
Techno: *Dies*
Person in chat: oMFG-
Rewatching all his stuff.
Technoblade never dies.
i dont want to believe it..
So this confirms it, Technoblade caused the virus
Freaking loved this video. It's basically a laugh compilation and it's perfect. :D Makes me smile.
This might be the best gameplay of Technoblade ever in Skywars as per me.
5:55 Technoblade introduces the concept of godbridging 1861 colorised
Your laugh is amazing
i love the discrepancy between his laugh and his normal voice. love you man
I never really new technoblade but I know that he was my favorite smp player and that I will do something in his honor and we all know that he is in heaven and he can see all our
Comments and he knows that we all miss him very much and he could be right beside us but we just don't know it he was a great man and he always showed us things that could make us like himself and once I figured out that he was dead I cried for hours because I wouldn't be able to get to see his great and awesome vids anymore and he always inspired me to a big minecraft youtuber rip technoblade
Technoblade never dies!
"I thought *I* had a chance then I got one hit killed by a stick."
Funniest line in this video lmao
yes! techno vid! cant wait for next season's vid! Spring's vid better be as good as winter's :D
3:21 technoblade really pulled a pekora laugh all those years ago, what a hardcore fan 👏
I remember all of these highlights from the stream.
See you in 2000000000000+ YEARS!
when technoblade edits a 3 hour live to a 7 minute video
If anyone comes across this rewatching techno's stuff. LONG LIVE THE BLADE! Rest in peace Techno.
Technoblade never dies!
@@Sheinlol_
Technoblade never dies.
6:59 shout-out to the man's in chat who is fully self aware
Me: This Video Looks Cool!
Techno: Oh Look, a Magic Toy Stick
Me: Techno! No!!
Don't worry technoblade, I watch rick and morty and I understand this
This is too strong, i understood nothing yet im holding back tears...
How dare you technoblade leave us so soon, your old videos will not suffice my hunger for more techno content. I miss you a lot king.
Oh no I only have 499
Technoblade? Uploading a video? UNHEARD OF!
Raizzu it was a livestream which he got lazy and uploaded it
SwingTradeSolutions I, just realized that... (I didn't watch the video)
Congrats on 400k!!
I'm glad to finish the video, but I'm also sad because it'll probably be the only vid for the next week or two. But, luv ur vids anyways!
Rest easy techno♡
Cute laugh
Your smile is cuter
@@135blank2 my man straight ups about to flirt with this person lollll
@@135blank2 vouch
'If you wanna watch more.... Why?'
I ask myself this question every day
The fact that Technoblade told TimeDeo about getting sponsored from him and then someone named Alex became his sponsor.
3:22 When you remember something funny
10/10 video, this is what i subbed for
Man, unlike most Techno's videos, this makes me miss two things, instead of one. I miss the old Lucky Block Skywars. That virus made me nostalgic.
"I thought I had a normal stick!!!"
Nothing is normal in this game...
Dude techno, so many things are muted:mic, face cam,ur breezily is muted, ur good stratagy is muted
ghosty boomerang ' His IQ was also muted
5:50 foreshadowing of future try hards
I love this gamemode! It is basiclly everything combined in Hypixel but still cool!
2:40
I am not toph! I am melon lord!
only technoblade can have 500 IQ because hes a genius in our nerd world
Techno is definitely a fox
Zoar Angel he is not of our caliber
Zoar Angel I
and you're definitely going to Harvard University
hell yeah
The newest russian genetically engineered super soldier: the Pig-Fox hybrid
Love that pack!
please more of this
Did you nick yourself as Technoblade?
Daniel Wang ikr, im confused too... why is he a non
Tatsuya Yonai it's a mod
Daniel Wang it’s nick hider mod
My favourite technoblade video ever, rip technoblade, ❤️
i just realized techno did a imperfect telly bridge to get off his island without realizing it
Rest well king
7 years and he still has the laugh of an 8 year old
Isn’t it beautiful?
worst gamemode
TimeDeo omg timedeo
ez win
Ikr
Hahaha
I Agree.
I have never seen techno die so many times
This can’t be the real techno
RIP KING
4% TOO PIG RANKKKKKKK
0:27 so, this is how covid started
this is like my fav game on hypixel nowa
His laugh was adorable and we all miss hearing it we miss you bud
It looked like Kakyoins Hierophant Green 20 meteres radius emerald splash xDD
Wait an upload
OMG
The genuine shock on his voice after something stupid happened is the cherry on top
"I don't know what i have but i have it."
mood
Missin u every day king
OMG AN UPLOAD!!!!!!!! oh wait this is the live stream...that I've already seen...Nooooooooooooooooooooo
So this mode is programmed chaos but not controlled entropy. But the entropy can be controlled through your will but your opponents will cannot be predicted. Therefore you need an average iq to play the game and a decent memory to learn the possibilities of chests and lucky blocks so in total you'll need an iq of 130 or higher to develop an anticipative technique to predict or subdue opponents with low risk
We miss you dude
500, I've got 5000 get on my league!!
It went from 3 hours to 8 minutes ..
You need to believe in the heart of the cards if you want any chance at playing this game
It must be christmas, since Techno uploaded
i have -500 iq that means after a few years of studying i’ll understand this
U wanna fite me? U get de meleon
Lucky Block Skywars is an artform that must be perfected over years
these thumbnails are the most beautiful pieces of true artwork in the world. also I dont need 500 iq I need to watch all the rick and morty
I understand it, I will show you how to
interesting
YES techoblade is back!!!
Video posted three years ago
UA-cam: *a perfect time to recommend this*