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  • @shyambhetariya7563
    @shyambhetariya7563 3 роки тому +11148

    The teacher is probably confusing him because she's in rival Cartel

    • @javiervillacorta3847
      @javiervillacorta3847 3 роки тому +213

      new druglords modality, they discourage you so you don't even get into their territory lol

    • @15.kevindarunugroho30
      @15.kevindarunugroho30 3 роки тому +47

      Ah yes its big brain time

    • @esemiklo5833
      @esemiklo5833 3 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aritrabanerjee8549
      @aritrabanerjee8549 3 роки тому +9

      What all other students are doing?? Only one student eating up all the attention 🙄

    • @The-Man23
      @The-Man23 3 роки тому +6

      Wait I thought that was de nice

  • @farouksebaibi2943
    @farouksebaibi2943 4 роки тому +10093

    This guys looks like a teen, an adult and an old man all at the same time

    • @Justin0676
      @Justin0676 4 роки тому +210

      He looks like the younger version of the old man from "Up" the animation

    • @edeworabraham2761
      @edeworabraham2761 4 роки тому +30

      @@Justin0676 but still old

    • @AxeMan808
      @AxeMan808 4 роки тому +12

      Like a male Tracey Ullman or Yeardley Smith.

    • @michblackey716
      @michblackey716 4 роки тому +4

      That true lol

    • @MidKnight4139
      @MidKnight4139 4 роки тому +2

      Bro that's funny af

  • @SridharJayakumar
    @SridharJayakumar 5 років тому +9951

    "Shot himself, killed himself, didn't get anything out of it". Such a simple line, but just so hard for everyone to make sense of a Vegas like violence.

    • @joshuajoshua46
      @joshuajoshua46 5 років тому +254

      Now that I think about it, that's actually insane that something like that can just happen. Freedom is a great thing, but people shouldn't be that free.

    • @snakemiester8850
      @snakemiester8850 5 років тому +8

      I agree

    • @iixixiboy3475
      @iixixiboy3475 5 років тому +6

      Justin Davis it said Central America..there a many reporters died because of drugs war

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 5 років тому +79

      @@tremblence Lol. Whatever you say justin.

    • @TS-wv4tf
      @TS-wv4tf 5 років тому +1

      but he is remembered

  • @rdxsy
    @rdxsy 4 роки тому +10236

    The saddest thing is that the text presented at the start seems to be relevant for the US no matter when you watch the video.

    • @hewi5659
      @hewi5659 4 роки тому +86

      I thought the same..

    • @antivenomgaming1137
      @antivenomgaming1137 4 роки тому +36

      Guns protect us I’m not white and I know this why don’t you

    • @dylaniam1589
      @dylaniam1589 4 роки тому +135

      @@blackshadow-ps3fx Tell me how many school shootings and mass shootings are in France. I'll wait

    • @bigwilly8199
      @bigwilly8199 4 роки тому +43

      Okay I'm guessing black shadow was a coward or something cuz he deleted his comments

    • @bigwilly8199
      @bigwilly8199 4 роки тому +10

      Okay so he had to make a Google account to make a UA-cam account so hopefully I can track his ass down

  • @fishfish2105
    @fishfish2105 4 роки тому +8949

    Wait he died being translator right????

    • @uthopia27
      @uthopia27 4 роки тому +442

      hes respawn lmao

    • @kvillapando02
      @kvillapando02 4 роки тому +449

      This is probably a pre-translator gig before he returned to central america where he got involved in drugs/guns/etc.

    • @tawgenal
      @tawgenal 4 роки тому +56

      He won the gulag

    • @Ezio470
      @Ezio470 4 роки тому +27

      yes...because he was in a guess what?......CARTEL!!!! hahaha...that's right, see that he understood

    • @semestalestari7500
      @semestalestari7500 4 роки тому +6

      No, this is right before that. After he moved to Central America, he moved to Spanish to being a translator.

  • @notorry9223
    @notorry9223 4 роки тому +5552

    I enjoy how this was humorous without dishonoring or disrespecting any victims.

    • @AAAAAAA66879
      @AAAAAAA66879 4 роки тому +29

      yes. very american humor though (from a non-american)

    • @CaptinClutch9
      @CaptinClutch9 4 роки тому +33

      Like massive cartel/ gang violence is more acceptable than crazy people mass shootings 🤔

    • @tomk3682
      @tomk3682 4 роки тому +62

      @@CaptinClutch9 Yes because it is a choice you make to join hence you know the danger whilst being shot by a crazy person isn't

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +51

      @@CaptinClutch9 at least the cartels have an actual reason to kill people, it isn't a good reason and they kill a lot of people but at least the reason is clear.

    • @tomk3682
      @tomk3682 4 роки тому +18

      @Austin Hendricks That wasn't the debate who commit more heinous crime but the reasoning behind the crime. In America, school shootings are basically random whilst with cartel it is always connected to a purpose.

  • @Spidey-C-137
    @Spidey-C-137 3 роки тому +4176

    "If he's not in a cartel, then where is he getting his guns"😂😂

    • @slivspinz1665
      @slivspinz1665 3 роки тому +291

      Walmart

    • @Spidey-C-137
      @Spidey-C-137 3 роки тому +6

      @@slivspinz1665 😲😱😟😧😦😖

    • @Spidey-C-137
      @Spidey-C-137 3 роки тому +6

      @@slivspinz1665 crazySad😔

    • @S狴犴
      @S狴犴 3 роки тому +222

      Maybe USA is the biggest Cartel in the world lol

    • @Ayd1th
      @Ayd1th 3 роки тому +87

      @@S狴犴 not maybe. They are.

  • @MatadorCE
    @MatadorCE 2 роки тому +227

    This sketch will never age because the same thing keeps happening year over year.

  • @nestoracabal5051
    @nestoracabal5051 5 років тому +8343

    How to avoid being shot:
    Latin America: don't get into anything related to drugs / cartels/ gangs / narcos
    America: don't go to crowded places

    • @aadam434
      @aadam434 5 років тому +319

      dont go to schools!

    • @victor95pc
      @victor95pc 5 років тому +268

      for Latin America, dont ever go out, stay at home, the idea the US is a dangerous country is just fake as fuck, US is way more secure than any shit country on Latin American...

    • @porsche1971
      @porsche1971 5 років тому +239

      but remember, in Latin America, only the bad people have guns. ( I know, I was born there). Citizens are not allowed to arm themselves. You can only defend yourself with knives, bats, fists, rocks.

    • @ismaeldomingues41
      @ismaeldomingues41 5 років тому +178

      Doesn't work in Brazil. Here people get killed for no reason at all. It os pretty common people being robbed and then murdered just because the robber felt like doing so. It doesn't matter if you give what they want. We even have a word for this crime, it's called latrocínio

    • @gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486
      @gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486 5 років тому +131

      @@victor95pc you crearly have never been to latin america, most death are caused by corrupted people and not some depressed kids

  • @me1234229
    @me1234229 5 років тому +2750

    Truly being in some type of gang vs you picked up a gun and goes all maniac that's very different like he said "at least they have rules"

    • @unitewithmusic.lyricsletra2672
      @unitewithmusic.lyricsletra2672 5 років тому +94

      Some people might be sensitive and get upset about this video, but it is what it is a comedy sketch and even tho its comedy they do point out good points on this video so they sent a message along with the comedy I like that

    • @me1234229
      @me1234229 5 років тому +23

      @@unitewithmusic.lyricsletra2672 you damn right! Lately that's all it been well if you look correctly, lot of people are "sensitive", they "always think they are on the right side" and yet they do not realized what truly going on around them

    • @davidqbs
      @davidqbs 5 років тому +3

      @Marco Molito Yes that's an acceptable level of death, (Like the road toll) Gun control is not about stopping violence in poor neighbourhoods (no one cares), It is focused on stopping gun violence that impacts the middle class. (Spree shooters)

    • @me1234229
      @me1234229 5 років тому +1

      @Marco Molito I believe so we call it gang rivals

    • @me1234229
      @me1234229 5 років тому +1

      @Marco Molito are you one of those sensitive person or you just wanted to get the facts straight?

  • @HipHopWorldStar
    @HipHopWorldStar 4 роки тому +916

    "I'm sorry. My English is not very good!"
    *proceeds to speak perfect English*

    • @topazprism77
      @topazprism77 3 роки тому +10

      did you not get the joke

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 роки тому +8

      That's the same guy who did the translator for the cartel

    • @funnycrab5684
      @funnycrab5684 3 роки тому +4

      @@topazprism77 did you not get the joke

    • @square2826
      @square2826 3 роки тому

      @@funnycrab5684 did he get the joke?

    • @sirradez
      @sirradez 3 роки тому

      @@funnycrab5684 did he get the joke yet?

  • @reich6936
    @reich6936 5 років тому +4089

    "Nah he's looking for a date or something"
    "Does he get the date"
    LMAO

    • @alantonix213
      @alantonix213 5 років тому +71

      Teacher-"Yes, but it's to a bunch of guys in prison, minus foreplay and the main course is cock-sandwiches."

    • @ghxst2055
      @ghxst2055 5 років тому +15

      Elliot Rodger killed himself. I'm pretty sure that "joke" was aimed at him

    • @niceguymaanii
      @niceguymaanii 5 років тому +1

      No,, which is why he Does Shooting..

    • @SciZzurs
      @SciZzurs 5 років тому +1

      No, he shoots them. 😂

    • @dismantledbrain5910
      @dismantledbrain5910 5 років тому

      @@ghxst2055 You mean the Supreme Gentleman?

  • @zaidasfour7536
    @zaidasfour7536 5 років тому +3664

    That white teacher looks like Luis Suarez

    • @alguientv3552
      @alguientv3552 5 років тому +29

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @asokoron
      @asokoron 5 років тому +30

      😂😂😂true though

    • @syedfallah8608
      @syedfallah8608 5 років тому +57

      i thought im the only one saw it

    • @pranaytomar2619
      @pranaytomar2619 5 років тому +13

      Dammnnn 😂😂😂😂

    • @pex1111
      @pex1111 5 років тому +5

      I was thinking a chubby Pink. But then again, I dont know who Luis Suarez is without looking it up.

  • @El_Bueno
    @El_Bueno 4 роки тому +1736

    I had no idea this guy was a comedian... He's ruthless in Narcos

    • @behzingasdad
      @behzingasdad 4 роки тому +159

      And that's why i couldn't take him serious in Narcos

    • @priyankabose9207
      @priyankabose9207 4 роки тому +22

      I too found that out today. He's pretty good though😊

    • @brond9889
      @brond9889 4 роки тому +8

      Damn it eskobar.

    • @sumalife212
      @sumalife212 4 роки тому +4

      And I think this is female not male...she makes appearances in comedy central like this

    • @behzingasdad
      @behzingasdad 4 роки тому +45

      @@sumalife212 what r u talking about?

  • @damenatattack2349
    @damenatattack2349 4 роки тому +194

    The "rules I can understand" hits different.

    • @lixosogamertrashgamer2951
      @lixosogamertrashgamer2951 3 роки тому +6

      Right? I'm from south america and i can understand "just business" but like mass shootings like the las Vegas one is hard to understand.

    • @lixosogamertrashgamer2951
      @lixosogamertrashgamer2951 3 роки тому

      @SovietBR Pode dois br na mesma seção de comentários ademir?

  • @davidzshit
    @davidzshit 5 років тому +1822

    This just goes to show how strange the US actually is.

    • @jonasvalero
      @jonasvalero 5 років тому +86

      First world problems really if you think about it. Many of these lonely guys shoot at society out of unchecked mental status, frustration, or simply have misguided anger. Them congruenting in internet hive mind websites/social media adds more fuel to their fire.

    • @kennkenn6126
      @kennkenn6126 5 років тому +30

      Visit the world you will love to come back

    • @ohnonotjo
      @ohnonotjo 5 років тому +23

      On the one hand its pathetic that they reach that low as to commit mass murder.
      On the other hand it's sad nobody was there for them the whole time building up.

    • @kendrick-jv3lg
      @kendrick-jv3lg 5 років тому +3

      Kenn Kenn I've lived in 3 different 3rd world countries for two years each. I'm a teenager that left the US at the age of 12. I'm returning back to the states probably for good. I've hated my lifestyle, so yes, I can tell you from first hand experience you are right.

    • @davidzshit
      @davidzshit 5 років тому +17

      Kenn Kenn You ever been to Switzerland? US will always be home but I’ve had great times in other countries.

  • @theotherside931
    @theotherside931 5 років тому +3767

    *"I am going back to Central America, it's super dangerous but they have rules I can understand".*
    *As a Nigerian, we have all sort of killings going on here but they all make sense and doesn't require a genius to understand why they happen. But over there in America, someone just grabs a gun and goes out on the streets to murder people for no apparent reason. That never happens in my so called third world country.*

    • @ssach7
      @ssach7 5 років тому +221

      Ha ha! Who's the shithole country now, Trump?

    • @victoria7t
      @victoria7t 5 років тому +362

      There are a lot of things 3rd world countries are doing better than us now and yet we still have so many citizens that are under the great delusion that USA is the best country in the world.

    • @theotherside931
      @theotherside931 5 років тому +224

      *Well, Americans love to make themselves happy by believing sweet lies about their country.*

    • @coisadalatinoamerica7196
      @coisadalatinoamerica7196 5 років тому +29

      The Other Side the political term in America for your country isn’t “third world” it’s a “shithole country”, so now Africa and Latin America are no longer separate we represent United Nations of Shitholland

    • @salvatorebelloni8422
      @salvatorebelloni8422 5 років тому +121

      I disagree. I may not be a genius, but I certainly will never be able to understand why people are willing to mass slaughter over something as petty as not believing in the same god. Nothing makes sense about that.
      There is always a reason as to why these lone shooters go out and kill people. Most the time it is not so different from religious fanatics, they are all just entitled cowards who think everyone should share their own views. Only difference is religious fanatics have a bigger following.
      America is far safer and has a better standard of living for your average citizen than Nigeria. That and many other reasons is why Nigeria is a "so called third world country". I'm not trying to be rude, but facts are facts. That doesen't mean to say that Nigerian people are not happier or would perhaps rather live their own way, but to imply that Nigerias problems make sense is ludicrous.

  • @laughsngasps
    @laughsngasps 5 років тому +544

    I love how confused he is. He’s just as confused as I am lmao

    • @cantu7614
      @cantu7614 5 років тому +5

      Right

    • @sachinfulsunge9977
      @sachinfulsunge9977 4 роки тому

      Mental disorders and extreme stress causes these i guess they stack every single inconvenience inside their head and unleash the rage of all of it at once

  • @darrell2322
    @darrell2322 3 роки тому +173

    The saddest thing is that this can be reuploaded every year and it would just hit our hearts more and more.

    • @mattethebest1
      @mattethebest1 3 роки тому +1

      Think now...

    • @ri7az
      @ri7az 2 роки тому +3

      @@mattethebest1 think now...

  • @bintadiallo7015
    @bintadiallo7015 5 років тому +2118

    okay... let's talk about opiooooooooods

    • @eerereps
      @eerereps 5 років тому +11

      I LOLED SO HARD LOL

    • @noelsamuel3884
      @noelsamuel3884 5 років тому +4

      Why opioid means????

    • @nicksugu4289
      @nicksugu4289 5 років тому +2

      Que es opiods?

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 5 років тому +6

      then he can say "oh opiods! this is the problem you created...pathetic addict country"

    • @kindbud
      @kindbud 5 років тому +5

      @@ShawnLH88 ur hella stupid, opium n opioids date back forever, u forget about China?

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 5 років тому +423

    "Does he get a date?"
    "No, he usually kills them".

  • @ibyghee
    @ibyghee 5 років тому +302

    "does he get the date?"
    "No he usually kills them"
    *Confusion overload*

    • @ibyghee
      @ibyghee 4 роки тому +1

      @ ok snowflake

  • @tonchette7993
    @tonchette7993 4 роки тому +272

    why does he look 16, 23, and 42 at the same time?

  • @buukute
    @buukute 4 роки тому +832

    He does resembling "Jack Ma" but Hispanic version.

    • @rechromatic
      @rechromatic 4 роки тому +12

      Jack ma and hawkeye mushed into one

    • @Sepia1989
      @Sepia1989 4 роки тому +9

      Hispanic Jack Ma vs Female Luis Suarez lol

    • @philli1588
      @philli1588 4 роки тому

      Yess!Finally someone said that,i was laughing for that fact alone lol

    • @Wvk5zc
      @Wvk5zc 4 роки тому

      damn I see it now

    • @Ashvatloveslearning
      @Ashvatloveslearning 4 роки тому

      Yesssssssss...
      It has been bugging me for months.. who he looks like..
      Thank youuuuuuu

  • @jameso2610
    @jameso2610 4 роки тому +1603

    I hated this guy in Narcos but he's hilarious on this channel

    • @Knoah321
      @Knoah321 4 роки тому +358

      Hate the character, not the actor.

    • @jameso2610
      @jameso2610 4 роки тому +58

      @@Knoah321 obvio

    • @IHaTeCookie05
      @IHaTeCookie05 4 роки тому +359

      @@Knoah321 I mean if you hate the character it means actor did a good job

    • @Sinnaclxn
      @Sinnaclxn 4 роки тому +21

      @@IHaTeCookie05 trueee he was good

    • @shallows529
      @shallows529 4 роки тому +18

      I thought he was a cool villain in Narcos. I liked him.

  • @suhailcouto1832
    @suhailcouto1832 5 років тому +742

    ok so top comment means that that person is in the top cartel?

    • @TheSeedform
      @TheSeedform 5 років тому +14

      It ain't you Chief

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 5 років тому +29

      Are u in a rival cartel

    • @thecracher6
      @thecracher6 5 років тому +2

      Suhail Couto we need to bring the rival cartels up

    • @jennifereisenhart1963
      @jennifereisenhart1963 5 років тому

      Suhail Couto You are the top commenter on everything until the day I die.

    • @DarkestKnight2424
      @DarkestKnight2424 5 років тому

      Yeah basically

  • @ilayali_
    @ilayali_ 4 роки тому +304

    “ Ok, let’s talk about opioiiiiiids”lmfao

    • @aizirek.tashtemirovauda4as394
      @aizirek.tashtemirovauda4as394 4 роки тому +5

      what does that mean? drugs?

    • @seniorox3527
      @seniorox3527 3 роки тому +19

      @@aizirek.tashtemirovauda4as394 Opioids are substances that, when reaching opioid receptors, have effects similar to those of morphine. Medically they are primarily used for pain relief, including anesthesia. Other medical uses include suppression of diarrhea, replacement therapy for opioid use disorder, reversing opioid overdose, and suppressing cough. Extremely potent opioids such as carfentanil are approved only for veterinary use. Opioids are frequently used non-medically for their euphoric effects or to prevent withdrawal.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 3 роки тому +8

      @@aizirek.tashtemirovauda4as394
      And they can kill you if they come from a rival cartel.

  • @Kloers1993
    @Kloers1993 4 роки тому +331

    "I can get you a gun."
    "Let's move on.. let's move on."
    Lmao

    • @preetikaur5334
      @preetikaur5334 4 роки тому +3

      The pivot 😂

    • @simone.Lmo.639-2
      @simone.Lmo.639-2 4 роки тому +7

      @ Lics Norgi yes, an immigrant without a greencard cannot legally own a gun and for sure it's forbidden federally to buy guns for other people, it's a serious felony

    • @jaygee4835
      @jaygee4835 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @unliving_ball_of_gas
      @unliving_ball_of_gas 3 роки тому +1

      @@simone.Lmo.639-2 But people can still do that easily?

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 Рік тому

      @@simone.Lmo.639-2 .... lol what? Private sales of firearms in the United States is legal, and has always been legal.

  • @MrEmosewa101
    @MrEmosewa101 5 років тому +440

    "at least they have rules i can understand" 😂

    • @consuminglight
      @consuminglight 5 років тому +2

      Yeah like kidnappings and murders of South American immigrants. Those are following rules right?

    • @finrirblak4058
      @finrirblak4058 5 років тому +11

      @3165dwayne damnn you didn't have to do him like that

    • @alantonix213
      @alantonix213 5 років тому +1

      @3165dwayne You mean the commenters and people who haven't said anything, right? lol

    • @danielc9915
      @danielc9915 5 років тому

      3165dwayne you should run for office since these complicated issues are easy for you to understand compared to our small little brains.

    • @ssach7
      @ssach7 5 років тому

      Unfortunately only Americans can run for office

  • @joncosmomusic
    @joncosmomusic 5 років тому +573

    pray for my city 915 chuco town El Paso, TX

    • @mikaelafpetersens
      @mikaelafpetersens 5 років тому +28

      Already did, even as an atheist, but surely even Jesus would agree that prayer without action is useless?

    • @luluveloy4775
      @luluveloy4775 5 років тому +8

      @@mikaelafpetersens why did u pray if ur an atheist ? Thats stupid

    • @alexalfaro1101
      @alexalfaro1101 5 років тому +5

      WHAT THE FUCK IS CHUCO TOWN . I’m from the 956 and we don’t even have a ghetto ass nickname for the city .

    • @mikaelafpetersens
      @mikaelafpetersens 5 років тому +13

      @@luluveloy4775 No, we're all spiritual, even if we're "non-believers" (which is what atheists" means in the original greek.). We gamble, we invest, we hope... we just don't fucking believe in BS, but anything that exists will be considered. I don't believe in prayer, but it takes me 2 seconds, so why not... after that action or acceptance. The latter is more sinful than any religion can conjure up.
      Even the christian/jewish/muslim god (if you study theology) won't help anyone who doesn't help themselves.

    • @mikaelafpetersens
      @mikaelafpetersens 5 років тому +7

      Look. I'm not trying to be an arsehole. I get sad and i wish towards the... whatever, that "please stop this hurtful shit/trend..." because i have to do that, or it will hurt to much. Do i think it makes any difference? NO! It takes serious action to make a difference... but that doesn't mean that human fragility (spiritualism) is "stupid". We need that in order to stay human.

  • @dantedeloden
    @dantedeloden 3 роки тому +34

    can we get 1 thing straight in this clip, i live in las vegas, have for 17 years, and i was in the vicinity. there are plenty of videos that dispute any claim this video makes about the entire premise of the shooting... but honestly his questions are fucking legit as hell. it is pretty confusing.

  • @joolian4763
    @joolian4763 5 років тому +373

    From an outside perspective it feels like unmotivated mass murder

    • @IvaN-cf7qt
      @IvaN-cf7qt 5 років тому +69

      Bullying, loneliness or lack of girls relationships is not enough motivations for mass murder man, maybe from your inside perspective it Is , but is not

    • @joolian4763
      @joolian4763 5 років тому +7

      @@IvaN-cf7qt usually these shooting are hate crimes, or result of physical and mental abuse

    • @IvaN-cf7qt
      @IvaN-cf7qt 5 років тому +25

      @@joolian4763 i understand man, i am well aware of the problems of abuse. i hope you don´t suffer it, noone should, but killing people is the worst answer to abuse

    • @JayJayFromAZ
      @JayJayFromAZ 5 років тому +21

      The guy in El Paso drove 10 hours to target illegals in his fucked up mind.

    • @EsPa64
      @EsPa64 5 років тому +39

      @@JayJayFromAZ that monster drove 10 hours all the way to my city with the sole purpose of killing Hispanics and Mexicans, nothing about illegals.

  • @fulanitx
    @fulanitx 5 років тому +705

    "Okay, let's talk about opiooooids..."

  • @AbdulRahman-uy3ql
    @AbdulRahman-uy3ql 5 років тому +565

    I hope people dont have an outrage over this. It is what it is. A comedy sketch.

    • @TomLloyd-18
      @TomLloyd-18 5 років тому +55

      It is SOOOOO MUCH more than a comedy sketch. It is a sad commentary on "Life in the USA" today with the Orange clown, Moskow Mitch & the NRA in control. I love Arturo but I could not produce a laugh.

    • @tacobellcall911
      @tacobellcall911 5 років тому +31

      That's why they put text up beforehand.

    • @beishtkione24
      @beishtkione24 5 років тому +3

      @@TomLloyd-18 #NPC

    • @locohugovergalarga689
      @locohugovergalarga689 5 років тому +2

      Yeah like get kill because the creppy white guy in the back of the classroom can't get a "NOVIA" :V

    • @adasdasdaasadasda7543
      @adasdasdaasadasda7543 5 років тому +13

      it would be moraly wrong to be outraged by this, he is first of all raising awareness and pointing out how senseless it is

  • @phoenixgray9231
    @phoenixgray9231 3 роки тому +305

    "Im happy to be safe in America where there are no cartels"
    Says the son of cali boss

    • @Whosaskin
      @Whosaskin 3 роки тому +4

      maybe that's why he said it

  • @ashmitkhadka4374
    @ashmitkhadka4374 5 років тому +403

    if he shot everyone there as a result of his frustrations, he would pass the class

    • @MrJorgito89
      @MrJorgito89 5 років тому +42

      Instant 🇺🇸 citizenship

    • @iamsidhoney
      @iamsidhoney 5 років тому

      !

    • @greenvortex7
      @greenvortex7 5 років тому +10

      I actually thought it might make that dark turn...but having seen his comedy I somewhat knew it would not...but then again you never know.

    • @wolverineftw
      @wolverineftw 5 років тому +2

      But he’s not white so it would just pinned as a cartel feud

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 років тому +3

      I thought maybe he was going to buy a gun, as well.

  • @justcruisina1ong
    @justcruisina1ong 11 місяців тому +12

    Underrated vid. As an immigrant to a Western country that idealises American culture one of the most surreal things to have had to wrap my head around was the fact that violent and fatal crimes happen without any reason at all. Kids break into houses and steal because they're bored. They beat strangers up on the streets because they're bored or on drugs or were dared to by their peers. Weird AF.

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 5 років тому +118

    WOW talk about timing, thank you from the bottom of my heart for showing this today. 😢😢😢😢

    • @danielc9915
      @danielc9915 5 років тому +1

      catalinacurio echo chamber appreciation

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana 4 роки тому +83

    Watching this in 2020, I can't recall what mass shooting atrocity happened back when this aired, but I *can* say the best thing to come out of Covid-19 is the drop in mass shootings

    • @BloodBathFenix
      @BloodBathFenix 3 роки тому +23

      So it takes an epidemic to stop you idiots from shooting each other. Man, U.S. is the worst place on earth.

    • @SkippyTheSpiteful
      @SkippyTheSpiteful 3 роки тому +4

      @@BloodBathFenix *Like An Epidemic Could Stop The Freedom Train, Time For Round 2* 🪕

    • @RoraighPrice
      @RoraighPrice 3 роки тому +1

      PANdemic, GLOBAL pandemic. and it STILL didn't stop them.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому

      Need to place a mask on the muzzle.

    • @alxmtncstudio2066
      @alxmtncstudio2066 3 роки тому

      @@RoraighPrice there was another mass shooting since covid19?

  • @captbloodbeard
    @captbloodbeard 5 років тому +62

    Thank you for releasing this sketch, the country needs to see this. It's too bad that its release was delayed to begin with. Satire about sensitive issues is needed, for I've always found the most relevant, distilled truth to be satire.

  • @kwaihuatchen1588
    @kwaihuatchen1588 4 роки тому +135

    Looks like a grown up Micheal Reeves.

    • @bobzilla-1
      @bobzilla-1 4 роки тому +2

      ...... 'grown up' Im dying

    • @hetori9918
      @hetori9918 4 роки тому +1

      More like jack ma Americano version

  • @PeculiarTendencies
    @PeculiarTendencies 5 років тому +67

    You have to admire how risky this sketch is. It's funny, but at the same time you can see just how complex and unusual these situations have become. No explanation, no justification, and no good reasoning. Just random bloodshed, and everyone alike is mutually confused by it. Thanks for doing this sketch, and I hope comedy keeps doing its things: some relief to situations, while also stirring up dicussion about issues.

  • @wordsbydhaval
    @wordsbydhaval 3 роки тому +16

    Best joke is cursing and then saying "excuse me, my English is not very good."

  • @jake14jun
    @jake14jun 5 років тому +245

    "OK let's talk about OPIOIDS"

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 5 років тому +4

      then he can say "oh opiods! this is the problem you created...pathetic addict country"

  • @Daiin0
    @Daiin0 4 роки тому +28

    For some apparent wrong reason, I expected someone to come into the class with a gun. Or thought he would pull a gun out himself when he was getting up. I'm glad it didn't happen.

    • @1337hacks
      @1337hacks 4 роки тому +3

      They're immigrants they have no irrational need to own a gun.

    • @darimiwamubarak
      @darimiwamubarak 4 роки тому +2

      @
      Nobody said immigrants are saints.
      What he/she meant was foreigners in general doesn't have any fetish towards guns like Americans do.
      Even the soldiers here in the third world country where I live in hunt animals in the jungles with nothing more than a spear and a torchlight.
      He said guns are too dangerous. and in the jungle, it's possible to shoot and accidentally kill someone else.
      He only uses guns to kill wild boars.

  • @jaysongenobiagon1313
    @jaysongenobiagon1313 5 років тому +199

    And the media blames video games
    Just look at japan they had it all
    Jokes on you medias 🤦🤦🤦

    • @Quantum-Bullet
      @Quantum-Bullet 5 років тому

      Jayson Genobiagon Japan do be full of singles who look up to virtual character tho.
      And suicides (without prior mass killing).

    • @ismailfaalih9559
      @ismailfaalih9559 4 роки тому +14

      @@Quantum-Bullet that's so much better than just killing random dudes

    • @brentwicker8632
      @brentwicker8632 4 роки тому

      No one gives a shit about video games anymore, thats not even a topic

    • @darketernity7366
      @darketernity7366 4 роки тому

      It’s a country where people blames obesity on MSG inside Chinese food, and blames stomachs aches on Japanese nigiri.

    • @anthonypareigis6188
      @anthonypareigis6188 4 роки тому

      Ah yes japan home of the group who literally made a weapon of mass destruction and let it loose on thousands of innocent people

  • @razorcallahan3029
    @razorcallahan3029 4 роки тому +24

    He went on to become the worst translator after leaving this class and then got shot down later on. 🤫

  • @thacrypt223
    @thacrypt223 5 років тому +32

    Hahaha "they have rules I can understand" bit was fking brilliant👌😂😂😂😂.
    On a serious note though, R.I.P to all the victims of this horrible tragedy. Hope Americans learn from this and do something about it.

  • @gringoespana
    @gringoespana 5 років тому +13

    I love this channel. I'm an American living in Spain and have been here for a very very long time. I'm also a teacher and this very subject comes up a lot in my adult classes. They all have that confused look on their faces just like the protagonist here.

  • @Living_Legacy
    @Living_Legacy 4 роки тому +219

    I thought school shootings were usually a result of bullying and the kid wanted revenge?

    • @MossyQualia
      @MossyQualia 4 роки тому +75

      Nope. That's the narrative that the media came up with after the Columbine shooting. This was false for Columbine, and the evidence is limited for other shootings too. Psychologists do not currently have a common profile for school shooters, but the ones that have been studied were driven by a complex web of factors, not just a singular drive for revenge against a concrete target.

    • @moth-corpse
      @moth-corpse 4 роки тому +34

      Even if that was true it’s a shitty excuse lmao

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 4 роки тому +32

      Lmao as if that makes it more tolerable. Students get bullied in every part of the world, for some reason school shootings are just romanticized in America as a "way out".

    • @Tumwater02
      @Tumwater02 4 роки тому +14

      @@re_i_gn: ...who "romanticizes" mass shootings...?

    • @clairedebeste5586
      @clairedebeste5586 4 роки тому +9

      @@Tumwater02 I can see that in an episode of 13 reasons why

  • @duxnihilo
    @duxnihilo 4 роки тому +53

    "Senseless violence of the past weekend"
    You're going to have to be more specific.

  • @hotaru1231
    @hotaru1231 5 років тому +195

    gotta love the "at least they have rules" cuz in NA its just senseless >_>

    • @Teknik_OveRride
      @Teknik_OveRride 5 років тому +2

      It's all senseless bud

    • @susproofrc44
      @susproofrc44 5 років тому +2

      Didnt know having rules for killing makes it any better. Killing is killing bottom line. It doesn't make it any less dangerous lol

    • @Ashish-xm9ol
      @Ashish-xm9ol 5 років тому +1

      There’s ways of killing tho, like you could go method-man on em and torcher them for weeks or just end it quick/quicker, like the nice white kids of America be doing, killing is like autism, there’a a spectrum.

    • @susproofrc44
      @susproofrc44 5 років тому

      @@Ashish-xm9ol i dont think you understand much about this

    • @Ashish-xm9ol
      @Ashish-xm9ol 5 років тому +1

      @@susproofrc44 okay sage

  • @gerardosanchez5396
    @gerardosanchez5396 3 роки тому +15

    "It's super dangerous, but they have rules I can understand"

  • @ogcrazydyablo7167
    @ogcrazydyablo7167 5 років тому +50

    The teacher looks like Luis suárez the football player with a wig!

  • @giraffeorganic
    @giraffeorganic 2 роки тому +16

    3 years later and this video still applies. This sketch will remain timeless until parents can. start raising their children with responsibility, constructive discipline and love.

    • @pliniogoiania
      @pliniogoiania Рік тому +7

      That's not the problem. Parents in other countries raise their children without responsibility, nor constructive discipline, sometimes even without love, and still they have no mass shootings.

    • @bluesunMirror
      @bluesunMirror Рік тому +1

      Probably because values and morality are not being taught and emphasized in schools in America anymore. Asian countries are specific about teaching everyone their significant role in society and their necessary contribution. It is also common practice to respect elders and take care of them out of gratitude. I feel like that's what's lacking in the West. You're encouraged to leave the house at 18 and it creates a disconnect between the parent and the child. I understand the independence part of it but your child does not stop being your child even at 45. My point being that children are left to fend off for themselves and that breaks the foundation of trust.

    • @pep590
      @pep590 Рік тому

      She left off the urban nightclubs, inner city schools and parking lots, urban apartment hosing areas, inner city convenience stores and gas stations... all of the places that are 10's of 1000's of odds more likely is a deadly shooting from 1 to 8 to happen than the places she named. The female's character gives one of the greatest example of black privilege in the media
      etworks today. Way to go Comedy Central!

  • @madpat2007
    @madpat2007 4 роки тому +28

    Dude must be having a flashback to his time in Narcos

  • @sosaJH
    @sosaJH 5 років тому +36

    "Because they were in a rival cartel"
    That shit cracks me up
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juliol527
    @juliol527 4 роки тому +207

    I'll be real for a moment: Don't assume that a school shooter doesn't want anything, or just a date or simplify it to "being lonely. There's a very strong motive behind everything and if we ignore it we'll have more of the same problems.

    • @chopstickthrower930
      @chopstickthrower930 4 роки тому +47

      Idk. i get what your saying. Their must be something they want. But i feel that mainly derives off attention. Most of the shooters found have no correlation to any gang related activity. Their an every day person who suddenly wanted "a date" or really acknowledgment for some very selfish and crude reason. Of course theirs a strong motive, but theirs also some mental illness of anyone willing to pick up a gun and light up a whole area strictly based off feeling sad and wanting attention. Life is not perfect for most people, that's no reason to respect their motives or not call them crazy. We shouldn't glorify nor baby people being very stupid and completely inconsiderate to human life.
      This is just my take on your comment so far. I realize i'm posting on the internet and even worse youtube so i will probably get a lot of trolls on here if this comment is seen at all. But i'm always open to a healthy debate.

    • @husseinali6445
      @husseinali6445 4 роки тому +8

      @@chopstickthrower930 first of all i hate the fact that you mentioned your concern for posting a formulated opinion in fear of being bombarded by trolls... We should be able to have civil discussions on UA-cam but its unfortunate that thats not the cause,
      Now i strongly disagree with your conclusions because what experts like (Jordan Peterson) tell us, which i believe is the actual and accurate reason behind such horrible actions, so i strongly urge you to see what he and other psychologists say about mass shootings and suicide (because they are more related than you might think).
      Its too complex for me to sum it up in a comment
      So if you're interested enough im sure you'll do some digging
      ♥️

    • @chopstickthrower930
      @chopstickthrower930 4 роки тому +5

      @@husseinali6445 it really is a shame we can't have civil conversations on community platforms . I'm sorry that was so annoying. But I see what your saying ! I did infact brief over some Jordan Peterson work after seeing this comment and plan to do some genuine reading into his philosophies more. I do believe that not every person is summed up in one philosophy and their may be more as well as less to the spectrum of some "shooters" then others depending on background , brain functionality and so many other varying factors. I really appreciate the comment back!

    • @husseinali6445
      @husseinali6445 4 роки тому

      @ low blow...

    • @herculesleonardo2802
      @herculesleonardo2802 4 роки тому +5

      Its called depression or emotional breakdown there is a lot of problems in modern society and they all blame the new generation instead of blaming the shit leaders that are destroying the world and building an awful system for education.

  • @allwyncarvalho7615
    @allwyncarvalho7615 4 роки тому +3

    This is amongst the best sketches that I have seen! So Apt, so well written!!

  • @dannymontoya9469
    @dannymontoya9469 5 років тому +10

    Never let a tragedy go to waste.

  • @MartyD
    @MartyD 5 років тому +59

    Is this episode of Narcos canon?

  • @hitiblue
    @hitiblue 5 років тому +16

    This sketch is GOLD and full of truth !!

  • @dec13666
    @dec13666 4 роки тому +67

    -"How many sensitive topics do you want to make fun of?"
    -"Yes".

    • @anonme_
      @anonme_ 4 роки тому +4

      That's the problem, mate. You keep getting butthurt over the mention of these stuff and they are going to come at you, hurting in the butt. Can't have the cake and eat it as well.

    • @dec13666
      @dec13666 4 роки тому +1

      @@anonme_ Yeah, tell me about how my comment butthurts you 😂...
      You completely went out to be judged by your own comment, pal, more if your consider that my comment was, I don't know... A DAMN JOKE?!

  • @sunmal1599
    @sunmal1599 4 роки тому +268

    Actually "Diego" was correct; The shooter wants revenge

    • @fopperer
      @fopperer 4 роки тому +1

      nah

    • @grandvage
      @grandvage 4 роки тому +27

      pretend revenge, cuz he's entitled

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia 4 роки тому +1

      Also fame I think, going down as the bad guy

    • @mr.joseph7088
      @mr.joseph7088 4 роки тому +1

      @Thomas Serrano Your comment is good. So good its scary.

    • @silversurfer6360
      @silversurfer6360 4 роки тому +3

      Revenge by killing innocent people ... That not revenge .

  • @peterbrown2055
    @peterbrown2055 5 років тому +18

    How come I didn’t know this series before

    • @asecretone
      @asecretone 5 років тому +5

      Too busy with your cartel duties?

  • @LawrenceMoranactor
    @LawrenceMoranactor 5 років тому +12

    Excellent sketch. Kudos to the writers. Well done. Let's adapt it into a full-length feature.....

    • @danielc9915
      @danielc9915 5 років тому

      Lawrence Moran it’s called CNN

  • @RemixN007
    @RemixN007 3 роки тому +7

    So this is how he became the translator. He was suppose to have new life in America but he went back to Central America and got involved with the Cartels as a translator.

    • @CaptainAmerica001
      @CaptainAmerica001 2 роки тому

      So he never left América!👍

    • @RemixN007
      @RemixN007 2 роки тому +1

      @@CaptainAmerica001 This why context matters. Go back and read by what I mean by America. Don't be a smart a$$

    • @CaptainAmerica001
      @CaptainAmerica001 2 роки тому

      @@RemixN007
      RIGHT,
      So he never left América!👍

    • @RemixN007
      @RemixN007 2 роки тому +1

      @@CaptainAmerica001 RIGHT

    • @CaptainAmerica001
      @CaptainAmerica001 2 роки тому

      @@RemixN007
      So why does the title of the video say, 'Welcome to América', when he's already from América?
      Welcome to the U.S.A. is the appropriate title!

  • @ndimphiweshabangu8189
    @ndimphiweshabangu8189 5 років тому +52

    lmfao the way he keeps referring to cartels had me on the floor , but at the same time not taking away the seriousness of the gun problem..this what i call a comedian ya'll

  • @AlternateRealityMusic
    @AlternateRealityMusic 4 роки тому +6

    Damn. This was posted a year ago, and still more relevant.

  • @anushkalols
    @anushkalols 2 роки тому +4

    aged like wine.

  • @makisekurisu8594
    @makisekurisu8594 3 роки тому +5

    Diego logic is me when I'm reading those peer-review articles. Sometimes the findings are too surreal to logic

  • @running730
    @running730 5 років тому +50

    Unfortunately this is very accurate!
    It’s not right but it’s true.

    • @cantu7614
      @cantu7614 5 років тому +3

      Not really

    • @tvtrauma7024
      @tvtrauma7024 5 років тому +2

      No it's not

    • @Lulu_Lime
      @Lulu_Lime 5 років тому +6

      @@cantu7614 Just ignore this guy he's subscribed to Steven Crowder and Stephen Knowles.
      He'll probably call you a liberal and rant about soyboys.

    • @cantu7614
      @cantu7614 5 років тому

      @@Lulu_Lime you want the numbers on gun crimes from 2018 no argument just the actual numbers you won't really be able to argue with them and thanks for checking me out at least you know I'm well inform as I only bring number and facts to the argument

    • @Lulu_Lime
      @Lulu_Lime 5 років тому +3

      @@cantu7614 Facts? Subscribing to people who only whine about the left and know nothing about actual politics aren't facts. Numbers aren't going to help bring back victims of gun violence. Fuck your numbers, grow some empathy for your fellow human.

  • @hassanabid810
    @hassanabid810 4 роки тому +53

    Why does the teacher look like Luis Suarez?!

  • @lazytekafatafgoldcrestbirb9735
    @lazytekafatafgoldcrestbirb9735 4 роки тому +12

    "Me estas chingando" that shit killed me XD

  • @ImmortalIdeas
    @ImmortalIdeas 4 роки тому +1

    Bro....solid acting my friend!!!
    This was so fkn Awsome!!!!!

  • @varunmallya5852
    @varunmallya5852 4 роки тому +13

    David out here trying to meet his extradited dad

  • @palominoescaratepedro7362
    @palominoescaratepedro7362 4 роки тому +11

    Diego is apparently remembering his past as Miguel's son

  • @moshi-s7779
    @moshi-s7779 2 роки тому +3

    Start of the video is still relatable

  • @NobertoWellington
    @NobertoWellington 3 роки тому +1

    Doesn't matter when you're watching this videos, the beginning is always current.

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 3 роки тому

      For real, when I read the message I was like "wait, which events are they talking about exactly?"

  • @Dreamformeable
    @Dreamformeable 4 роки тому +32

    Meanwhile America: " We are the greatest country in the world" And "Country of the free".

    • @peesafpayper9688
      @peesafpayper9688 4 роки тому +8

      Country of free guns and free flying bullets

  • @sameersgamingarena5082
    @sameersgamingarena5082 3 роки тому +12

    Look at this teacher's face , she looks like Luis Suarez's mother.

  • @nicksugu4289
    @nicksugu4289 5 років тому +33

    When he said "does he get the date"
    Whe could say that... He shoot his shot. 💀

    • @BigALdeek
      @BigALdeek 5 років тому +1

      NickSuGu shot*

  • @spaminacan100
    @spaminacan100 5 років тому +11

    This makes it seem like senseless violence only exists in America. Which is ridiculous.

    • @recovertheskyofday4137
      @recovertheskyofday4137 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, but in my country, senseless acts of violence don't involve 10+ casualties in a public place or schools every month.

    • @spaminacan100
      @spaminacan100 5 років тому +2

      @@recovertheskyofday4137 they don't happen in America every month either.

    • @chimkinNuggz
      @chimkinNuggz 5 років тому +1

      @@spaminacan100 what are u talking about. Yeah they do. Weve had 256 mass shootings this year so far. More than there are days so far in this year.

    • @spaminacan100
      @spaminacan100 5 років тому

      @@chimkinNuggz More scare words to steer people like you around. Mass shooting, minimum of 4 ppl shot, don't have to die, including the shooter, or any shot by police on scene. Any other definition of anything labeled MASS would not be like this. This is a term made to scare society and be used to manipulate you. 16 People shot and killed, in same category as 4 people shot including shooter, with no deaths. BOTH, MASS SHOOTINGS.
      Rob a bank, shoot 2 guards, cops show up, shoot a cop, cop shoots robbber. No one dies, MASS SHOOTING.
      Using the word MASS is just there to sound scary.

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 4 роки тому

      @@spaminacan100 That is the point, for the rest of the world an incident where 4 people got shot is horrifying senseless violence, that doesn't happen in most countries. For example, here [Chile] we have had a lot of violence lately because we are in the middle of a social/constitutional crisis and the country is still orders of magnitude safer than the US. You talk about banks being robbed as it's something that happens frequently and that is not the case for the rest of the world either. It's much safer to be here in Chile than it is in Muh'rica.

  • @Inyosi888
    @Inyosi888 4 роки тому +19

    This is a funkin' good actor I love him

  • @dtcomic1758
    @dtcomic1758 5 років тому +16

    "Killed himself"
    *goes back to central America*

  • @davidricardosaldanatapia8618
    @davidricardosaldanatapia8618 3 роки тому +1

    The way he puts his hand up to ask a question, kill me!!!

  • @RoraighPrice
    @RoraighPrice 3 роки тому +35

    what is horrifying is that in just a few years on from this video's release and I can't even say which act of senseless violence it's referring to, that's just how many have happened in a nation that calls itself the land of the free.
    free to hate, free to hurt & free happily forget

  • @LandoNotCalrissian
    @LandoNotCalrissian 5 років тому +4

    Funny as hell. Yet so true. Well done.

  • @kiranms12
    @kiranms12 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine if someone entered that classroom and started shooting right when he was about to leave

  • @HermesSonofZeus
    @HermesSonofZeus 4 роки тому

    So brilliant... Looking forward to future work!

  • @LanaaAmor
    @LanaaAmor 4 роки тому +5

    watching this makes me love mexico even more.

  • @abdinorahmed3620
    @abdinorahmed3620 5 років тому +7

    Everything has rules to understand for example terrorism has rules and vision they want to reach gangs, and drug dealers also know what they are doing but America's mass shootings is from another planet.

  • @deanchu1784
    @deanchu1784 5 років тому +14

    I’ve never in my life wanted someone to be in a cartel this badly...

  • @letsstartadialogue2396
    @letsstartadialogue2396 3 роки тому +1

    The sad truth is that the intro to this video is still perfectly relevant today- 2 years later.

  • @oncheugbabe6509
    @oncheugbabe6509 4 роки тому +3

    This has me laughing so hard and it's past midnight here at the moment.

  • @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel
    @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel 3 роки тому +3

    This sketch could be called "Where the Senseless Part of Senseless Gun Violence Comes From"

  • @kaiwilliams141
    @kaiwilliams141 4 роки тому +4

    I legit had to search the date to see which mass shooting had occured in August of 2019. That's incredibly awful

    • @potatooolatke
      @potatooolatke 3 роки тому

      2021 now and there were two mass shootings a few days ago so I thought this was just posted. Yay USA...

  • @jaym.g.5789
    @jaym.g.5789 2 роки тому +1

    Sad that when a video is posted like this with a warning that we can't tell which "recent events" it was referring to without looking at the date

  • @julissavillatoro5725
    @julissavillatoro5725 5 років тому +7

    “Does he get the date? Or...?” Lol

  • @castillogrande8926
    @castillogrande8926 4 роки тому +3

    Yes, I'm Colombian and go to college in America. I know this was meant as a joke, but honestly my reaction was shockingly similar to school shootings.