Jack O'Neill vs the ancient repository

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  • Scenes from Stargate SG1 episodes "The Fifth Race" and "The Lost City".
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  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 5 років тому +1756

    Each time Jack had an Ancient database downloaded in his head he would start building something that no one could figure out. I have always wondered if that was a nod to Macgyver.

    • @asterixobelix20
      @asterixobelix20 5 років тому +374

      Daniel to Hammond: "Sir, Jack O'neill is building an ancient weapon against the Goa'ulds out of some paperclips, a rubber ring and paper glue".
      Hammond: "All right then, carry on".

    • @bdijkstra1982
      @bdijkstra1982 5 років тому +60

      If you build it, they will come.

    • @brettrankin9594
      @brettrankin9594 5 років тому +66

      My favourite show ever, that Fifth Race episode in particular is so good

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 5 років тому +116

      Dialing an eight symbol address. Its impossible
      JACK ONEILL WAS ABLE TO DIAL TO ANOTHER GALAXY! WITH A STAFF WEAPON ENERGY CELL!!!
      Im sorry. Im not jack oneill.

    • @stollinroned5090
      @stollinroned5090 4 роки тому +16

      Keep that iris closed

  • @TheShootist
    @TheShootist 5 років тому +676

    It's the year 2019. I'm missing me some Stargate

    • @electronron1
      @electronron1 5 років тому +4

      I just binge watched all the SG1 episodes on Amazon Prime now it's on to Stargate Atlantis and SGU.

    • @frederickbecker8672
      @frederickbecker8672 5 років тому +5

      me too!! SGU unfortunately lost that great serious, but light hearted story telling that the first 2 had. Kind of, but not as bad as Star Trek Discovery versus its predecessors.

    • @jarrodsteers8991
      @jarrodsteers8991 5 років тому +10

      I'm watching this in 2020 now. But yes, we all feel a bit kruvis about this.

    • @jonreese7066
      @jonreese7066 5 років тому +4

      2020 here

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 5 років тому

      Hulu for me and it was about one to two years ago. I did atlantis on dvd.

  • @mechanicalmonk2020
    @mechanicalmonk2020 5 років тому +447

    Group leader: gets head snatched by ancient ass machine
    Everyone else: just stands there and watches

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 5 років тому +5

      MechanicalMonk could kill him to do anything else

    • @zarnox3071
      @zarnox3071 4 роки тому +25

      For all they know, it's like a facehugger from Alien. If they try to remove it, it could kill him.

    • @adeadchannel4129
      @adeadchannel4129 4 роки тому +28

      He does it twice. First time they were scared. Second time he did it so he could figure out what was in the data base

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 роки тому +14

      @@adeadchannel4129
      the 2nd time he knew it wouldn't hurt him.
      Atleast in the short term, but had little option.

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 4 роки тому

      @Rex Racer ...eh?

  • @1BigBen
    @1BigBen 11 років тому +961

    Carter: The clue for seven down is "celestial body", and he wrote "Uma Thurman".
    O'Neill: Yes.

    • @essanavmatthew
      @essanavmatthew 7 років тому +68

      1BigBen "the clue is the atomic weight of boron. You wrote fat. the answer is ten"

    • @russell5078084
      @russell5078084 7 років тому +9

      1BigBen I think his standard is low . I can think of other women who would make better examples for that description.

    • @Kenko706
      @Kenko706 6 років тому +27

      One has to take into account the other words in the crossword, you know. Uma Thurman was likely the only one that fit...
      Holy crap, Uma Thurman fits in a crossword.

    • @EnterpriseKnight
      @EnterpriseKnight 5 років тому +39

      U'ma Th'urm an
      It''s an Ancient name.

    • @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103
      @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103 5 років тому +8

      @@russell5078084 Mary Steenburgen?

  • @rosson1983
    @rosson1983 2 роки тому +178

    Man this show was life back in the day. The cast had such great chemistry and really made the show what it was.

    • @contondant
      @contondant  2 роки тому +18

      Absolutely. A gem due to the chemistry and fun of it all.

  • @locutus442
    @locutus442 10 років тому +1079

    "Apparently, I've lost the falatus to speak properly."
    that line always makes me laugh.

    • @victorselve8349
      @victorselve8349 7 років тому +31

      locutus442 that's derentes

    • @_BLACKSTAR_
      @_BLACKSTAR_ 6 років тому +18

      I lost the flatus in an elevator full of people once.

    • @rkmugen
      @rkmugen 6 років тому +7

      Apparently, black star (above my comment) has lost the falatus to flatulate properly. (moves to stand up-wind of black star)

    • @_BLACKSTAR_
      @_BLACKSTAR_ 6 років тому +3

      @@rkmugen O, it was quite proper.🤢

    • @twilomix
      @twilomix 6 років тому +12

      Croovus ..... what is that lol

  • @leighsaunderson9203
    @leighsaunderson9203 6 років тому +444

    "Following...still..you....not", then " .. . .bit of a jump...." , one of my fave moments off all SG

    • @LJGrindewald
      @LJGrindewald 6 років тому +4

      Same here 😂

    • @ziahn5367
      @ziahn5367 5 років тому +2

      @@LJGrindewald i thought he just went Shatner on us

    • @aliciaborth3016
      @aliciaborth3016 5 років тому +2

      @@ziahn5367 or Yoda?

    • @ziahn5367
      @ziahn5367 5 років тому

      @@aliciaborth3016 when did Yoda say this?

    • @aliciaborth3016
      @aliciaborth3016 5 років тому +1

      @@ziahn5367 um. You never heard people talk Yoda style?

  • @AzguardMike
    @AzguardMike 7 років тому +470

    What gets me is Teal'c reaction to Jack reading the language, he looks(for lack of a better word) worried for Jack, like he wants to just suddenly ask "Are you Ok? Im seriously worried about your inability to talk and emote" He has the same face in a later season where they get another repository and Jack is modifying the Rings, when he asks "Can you even understand me....O'neill I...." To which jack just rests a hand on him, touches his face the way Bratac would then resumes working. Its that level of acting and detail that made these characters amazing

    • @Morpheus-pt3wq
      @Morpheus-pt3wq 5 років тому +20

      Well, when the role of Jack O´Neil turned to minor, the show started to go downhill rapidly. For me, the series ended after 8th season. The rest was just death spasms, as it started to be filled with more and more bullshit.

    • @justajokeforme2854
      @justajokeforme2854 4 роки тому +4

      To bad it only got a 4 star rating for such a great show,I kept up in the stargate comics they are 7 issues i think

    • @CaptainAwsome
      @CaptainAwsome 4 роки тому +14

      @@Morpheus-pt3wq season 9 and 10 were supposed to be a spinoff series so that might be why you feel that way

    • @Draycoe
      @Draycoe 3 роки тому +1

      Spot on Azguard.

    • @dirdib69
      @dirdib69 2 роки тому +10

      Yes, that moment where Jack touches him and nothing needs to be said, and that it was important enough to Jack to do in the middle of ignoring everything else.

  • @S_mitty
    @S_mitty 3 роки тому +121

    I love Daniel and jack's relationship.
    "Are you reading this"
    "I don't know, you tell me"

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 6 місяців тому +2

      While I agree that relationship was fantastic, that particular moment always sounded to me more like a man losing control and absolutely desperate for something, anything, to make sense again. It's a moment of pure anguish.

  • @vacekto
    @vacekto 2 роки тому +117

    Jack is slowly but surely loosing his mind and the last thing he wants to do is finish his crossword puzzle. Perfect character :D

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo8746 2 роки тому +192

    When Jack made a disposable ZPM out of scraps and a power core of a Staff blaster, I was reminded of how advanced the ancients were. I mean, those were just scraps and still he managed to build something to help him travel to another GALAXY

    • @UltimoDragon83
      @UltimoDragon83 2 роки тому +1

      Kinda sums up the Ancients well very good with tech only their arrogance was their downfall. Tech wise they were miles ahead of most races

    • @3adgamd3r
      @3adgamd3r 2 роки тому +21

      And nobody decided to watch what he was doing to replicate the effect 😂

    • @axldave9940
      @axldave9940 2 роки тому +46

      Well, there was also that Ancient who lived with Sam for a bit, and made a fully functional stargate out of a toaster.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 2 роки тому +26

      @@axldave9940 and destroyed her microwave making a giant emerald for her.

    • @cloud9847
      @cloud9847 2 роки тому +9

      should have seen what he could do with a paperclip back in the 80's...

  • @leighsaunderson9203
    @leighsaunderson9203 5 років тому +73

    The crossword scene is one of my all time faves.. ! "following, still,you, not", then "..........bit of a jump.."

  • @beccablueeyes99
    @beccablueeyes99 5 років тому +58

    I love how Daniel works so hard to help Jack. Their friendship was so sweet.

  • @DemonicGoddess
    @DemonicGoddess 2 роки тому +23

    Don D Davis was amazing, May he rest in peace.
    Also the cartoon eye back and forth was golden.

  • @BennyDYT1
    @BennyDYT1 8 років тому +120

    Hard to tell which episode of SG1 was best cause in my eyes, they were all amazing. So much fun watching it that it never gets old.

    • @LJGrindewald
      @LJGrindewald 6 років тому +3

      I've seen the seasons so many times that I love jumping to my favourite ones. Episodes that had anything to do with ancients, ancients technology and discoveries were always my favourite.

    • @Morpheus-pt3wq
      @Morpheus-pt3wq 5 років тому

      @@LJGrindewald same here, but as now, im unable to watch it. As i saw some better and higher quality tv series, i can´t do much more than just laugh at flatness of this show. As many other sci-fi series, works only when you don´t think about it.

    • @davidhonez8859
      @davidhonez8859 5 років тому +1

      The time loop episode is the best.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 років тому

      200 was one of my favorites. And the time loop one. And the travel back in time and change the future twice ! And the one in which they get mistaken for terrorists in a museum.

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 2 роки тому

      Window of Opportunity. The Other Guys. Space Race. 200.

  • @alloy321
    @alloy321 14 років тому +125

    Did. Did not. Did. Did not. It was funny to see Hammond follow back and forth.

  • @Hellspooned2
    @Hellspooned2 4 роки тому +63

    I always get a serious case of goose bumps when he first starts reading that ancient text circle.

    • @Trinity_Light
      @Trinity_Light 4 роки тому +2

      Me too....i dont know why!

    • @Hellspooned2
      @Hellspooned2 4 роки тому +2

      @@Trinity_Light Well, it is badass...

  • @senseweaver01
    @senseweaver01 3 роки тому +18

    "Bit of a jump" I like that they straight up point out that it seemed unlikely

  • @darksol99darkwizard
    @darksol99darkwizard 4 роки тому +214

    So...is if it’s an archive of all ancient knowledge, how do we know he didn’t get the equivalent of all the ancients’ youtube videos and wikipedia articles?!

    • @kenkarish826
      @kenkarish826 4 роки тому +29

      Because he didn't turn into a flaming leftist.

    • @jamesyap8364
      @jamesyap8364 4 роки тому +16

      Or perhaps he did, that's why he keeps getting headaches.

    • @RylanStorm
      @RylanStorm 4 роки тому +8

      If he did he be able to turn wood mixed with resin, make Korean egg toast, and successfulky benchmark the new Ryzen line.

    • @naphackDT
      @naphackDT 4 роки тому +8

      It's an archive of ancient 4chan... Ancient urban dictionary would be funny too.

    • @luminatrixfanfiction
      @luminatrixfanfiction 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenkarish826 LOLOLOLOL this comment made my day.

  • @VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer
    @VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer 6 років тому +421

    Jack's and Daniel's argument always crack me up
    You just said kroovas
    Did not
    Yes you did
    No i didn't
    Did
    Didn't

    • @johncothran5789
      @johncothran5789 5 років тому +22

      You just said derentis.
      Did not
      Did too

    • @moshadoe
      @moshadoe 5 років тому +8

      Pfft, ya, kroovas, what is that?

    • @kellyrayburn4093
      @kellyrayburn4093 5 років тому

      @@moshadoe wrong. Or ill.

    • @kaisoonjoe5514
      @kaisoonjoe5514 5 років тому

      lol

    • @gavrifalcao
      @gavrifalcao 5 років тому +9

      and Gen. Hammond looking at each one of them when they answer

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 роки тому +41

    At one point in time, he speaks fluently ancient and someone says something stupid he starts swearing in ancient, and the Ascendant Ancients all facepalm

  • @briscoejr1
    @briscoejr1 4 роки тому +37

    I am going to go on the record and say that I think MacGyver was an ascended being but he was exiled from that realm just like Daniel Jackson because he could not resist trying to help folks.... He retained some creativity from his time as an ascended being

  • @sergheiadrian
    @sergheiadrian 9 років тому +249

    Following still you not...

  • @MrLantean
    @MrLantean 12 років тому +91

    Colonel Jack O'Neil has Ancient ancestors in his family lineage. The respository detects his Ancient genetic marker, responds to him and download the knowledge of the Ancients in his mind.

    • @regiliok
      @regiliok 7 років тому +11

      nope lantian dna is pretty rare as explained in the atlantis sub series

    • @NATIK001
      @NATIK001 5 років тому +29

      @@regiliok It's rare yes, but it's also explained that it is why O'niell and others like him have the Ancient gene that activates Ancient tech. O'niell does have Ancient/Lantean ancestors at some point, everyone who can activate Ancient tech without the gene treatment has Ancient ancestry.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 5 років тому +10

      He used the drone chair and the jumper. So yeah he does have the gene. Goauld have the marker with the hand devices and carter had jolinar in her and teyla with the Wraith and their tech.

    • @quinnsinclair7028
      @quinnsinclair7028 4 роки тому +6

      Technically speaking that's a retcon. The ancient gene was invented for Stsrgate Atlantis about five seasons after the Ancient Repository first appeared. The original explanation was that the machine was made specifically to repel Goa'uld. However since that was supposition on Carter's part and the Ancients weren't too well fleshed out before Atlantis it was a fairly easy retcon to do without any blatant contradictions.

    • @joestevenson5568
      @joestevenson5568 3 роки тому +6

      @@BlackDiamond2718 The hand device relies on having Naquadah in the bloodstream (which goa’uld do), not on having the ancient gene.

  • @Delosian
    @Delosian 4 роки тому +29

    Nou ani Anquietas. Hic qua videum. We are the Ancients. This is the place of our legacy.

    • @davidbell1619
      @davidbell1619 Рік тому +1

      Why didn't Daniel recognize Latin.

    • @Delosian
      @Delosian Рік тому +2

      @@davidbell1619 Because it isn't Latin, it is supposed to be a precursor to Latin. The writing was unknown at the time, with no Rosetta Stone to translate between Ancient and English, and no way to know how to pronounce each of the letters and words. It was only when Jack O'Neill put his head into the Repository of Knowledge did Daniel Jackson learn how to pronounce Ancient (Alteran) letters and words.

  • @dkerris
    @dkerris 12 років тому +82

    You first need that fancy gene, then you need to visit the repository.
    Then you need to make sure your head doesn't explode with all that knowledge.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 6 років тому +5

      First two are easy. McCay developed a retrovirus that lets you implant the gene, and there's basically one on every formerly ancient-controlled world. Third... well, lets just say our cerebral cortexes need more surface area for that.

    • @UnstableEquilibrium
      @UnstableEquilibrium 4 роки тому +9

      @@VestedUTuber Actually, Beckett made the gene therapy. McKay was the first test subject.

    • @quinnsinclair7028
      @quinnsinclair7028 4 роки тому +6

      @@VestedUTuber Not to mention that the gene therapy only works on 40% of individuals and it never works as well as a natural gene.

    • @DavidKnowles0
      @DavidKnowles0 4 роки тому +4

      @@quinnsinclair7028 even people with the natural gene weren't all as good as O'neil at controlling the ancient technology.

    • @edwarddeguzman3258
      @edwarddeguzman3258 2 роки тому +1

      @@DavidKnowles0 Or Sheppard

  • @tompearce5418
    @tompearce5418 2 місяці тому +1

    Fun fact: the Ancient Repository of Knowledge was last updated around ten thousand years ago by Ancients who returned to the Milky Way Galaxy from Atlantis after abandoning their city. It was intended as a gift to humanity once our race had advanced enough to handle it. The Asgard were able to access a copy but in thousands of years said they'd barely scratched the surface. It's the final version of an encyclopaedia spanning over fifty million years of a civilisation.

  • @carolinedimattia6917
    @carolinedimattia6917 2 роки тому +3

    Outstanding group of actors Stargate SG1 Best everrrrrrrr timeless and sooooo missed.

  • @bentcn8511
    @bentcn8511 9 років тому +152

    This is so derentis.

    • @raksh9
      @raksh9 5 років тому +4

      I know, goris?

    • @willg4802
      @willg4802 5 років тому +4

      Are you kidding ? It's downright derracil.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 4 роки тому +1

      Its almost funny how good I'd be at a
      Jaffa-Rebel, cause I'm not stupid.
      There's literally worlds like Cimeria, that kil Guaold
      and Jaffa and/or even Free the Hosts;
      and we know that A) Jaffa are totally used to activate
      the Stargates for their Masters, and B) Rebelion before
      Tealc's Betrayal was super-rare and therefore unexpected.
      Do i have to spell this incredible Plot Hole out?! YES, you
      can just be the One that Dials the Gate for a System Lord
      and then make them go totally unknowingly into their Demise!
      No kidding, gimme 10 Jaffa and i kill
      at least 5, if not up to 10 System Lords!
      No kidding!
      This is a giant Plot Hole (though i dont wanna blame
      them for not thinking this intensely about it all, but STILL:) Jaffa could
      literally assasinate the oh-so-feared Overlord-Bosses incredibly Easy.
      No kidding, you dont even have to sacrifice yourself - though i admit,
      you may not be able to control of some other Jaffa and/or Human-Servants die! But
      still! The Victory would be amazing and only multiply if coordinated with
      other Jaffa on other worlds!!
      I never saw any comment like mine here, so yeah; be in Awe,
      as this idea is an Original, it seems.
      Aint this thought here stunning?

  • @panzerducky
    @panzerducky 13 років тому +64

    they're like kids
    "did not"
    "did too"

  • @WUZLE
    @WUZLE 3 роки тому +9

    "An alien sphincter has grabbed Colonel O'Neill's head!"
    "Again?"

  • @ricaard
    @ricaard 4 роки тому +5

    A great episode. One of many.

  • @benjaminodonnell258
    @benjaminodonnell258 2 роки тому +6

    "Following. You. Still. Not." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnremcastro
    @johnremcastro 2 роки тому +5

    FOLLOWING. YOU. STILL. NOT.
    One of the best lines ever. 😅

  • @magatrone100
    @magatrone100 2 роки тому +5

    The delivery of “Oh for crying out loud that’s darantis” could get any better.

  • @richardboland1935
    @richardboland1935 3 місяці тому

    Every episode was a blast. Love Stargate!

  • @butler11111
    @butler11111 4 роки тому +14

    "A bit kroovas, a little fron ache" lol

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 2 роки тому +14

    Man I miss some good old quality sci-fi. Loved this show

  • @midoribishithegamer
    @midoribishithegamer 6 років тому +15

    I"m gone and done it again general was my fave line when he went and downloaded the ancient repository of knowledge for the 2nd time.

  • @clarkstone439
    @clarkstone439 3 роки тому +12

    "I think you wrote the name of the planet where we will find the Lost City in the crossword"
    Jack: "...........bit of a jump"

  • @DARTHMARC0720
    @DARTHMARC0720 7 місяців тому +1

    Every time Jack had the database in him, his mind was working on two or three levels. 1: The ancient knowledge trying to get him what or where he needed to go to accomplish the task (i.e building primitive zpm). 2: To communicate someway with his current self what had to be taken/started/created for the next step (i/e/ non-Abydos gate addresses). 3: To communicate at a level with others what his goal or part of it is (i.e. Crossword puzzle interaction with daniel; sh; at).
    This really shines when he creates the anti-replicator weapon and it's designed for non-ascended beings to use, but easily understood how to use by somehow who doesn't have the slightest clue how to use it or what it's for. Essentially, Ancient O'Neill had to think of how to build and plan ahead for people who were never going to be smart enough to converse with him.

  • @angelescresthwy
    @angelescresthwy 2 роки тому +3

    I love this! Rick is always terrific.

  • @WreckerR
    @WreckerR 6 років тому +10

    3:11 - Best lines in the series!

  • @TheSqoou
    @TheSqoou 9 років тому +74

    At 4:20 "kruvus and fronic" means he feels bad and has a headache.

    • @Knight121198
      @Knight121198 8 років тому +13

      if i didnt know Fron meant head, i would have said Tired and Hungry, which is kinda classic JAck.

    • @PMW3
      @PMW3 8 років тому +4

      either that or he was being sarcastic

    • @gavrifalcao
      @gavrifalcao 5 років тому +6

      he said "fron-ache"

  • @Onefuturist
    @Onefuturist 12 років тому +17

    Following still you not...
    Priceless!

  • @TsutomuTomutsu
    @TsutomuTomutsu 10 років тому +179

    I'm feeling a bit "kroovas" after watching this.

    • @lexsmith8689
      @lexsmith8689 10 років тому +22

      actually it´s kruvus !!

    • @JavainMuert
      @JavainMuert 7 років тому +10

      considering it's based on Latin, it's cruvus.

    • @thehantavirus
      @thehantavirus 6 років тому +3

      its ancient, my frond hurts.

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 6 років тому +2

      Following-Still-You-Not

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 5 років тому

      @@thehantavirus fraun or fron there is no d at the end of this word

  • @petepete227
    @petepete227 12 років тому +44

    "Come on, you gotta bend your kozars"

    • @MrMoorkey
      @MrMoorkey 4 роки тому +2

      "I do not understand. Are we here to do battle, or to dance?"

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 4 роки тому

      Its almost funny how good I'd be at a
      Jaffa-Rebel, cause I'm not stupid.
      There's literally worlds like Cimeria, that kil Guaold
      and Jaffa and/or even Free the Hosts;
      and we know that A) Jaffa are totally used to activate
      the Stargates for their Masters, and B) Rebelion before
      Tealc's Betrayal was super-rare and therefore unexpected.
      Do i have to spell this incredible Plot Hole out?! YES, you
      can just be the One that Dials the Gate for a System Lord
      and then make them go totally unknowingly into their Demise!
      No kidding, gimme 10 Jaffa and i kill
      at least 5, if not up to 10 System Lords!
      No kidding!
      This is a giant Plot Hole (though i dont wanna blame
      them for not thinking this intensely about it all, but STILL:) Jaffa could
      literally assasinate the oh-so-feared Overlord-Bosses incredibly Easy.
      ...No kidding, you dont even have to sacrifice yourself - though i admit,
      you may not be able to control of some other Jaffa and/or Human-Servants die! But
      still! The Victory would be amazing and only multiply if coordinated with
      other Jaffa on other worlds!

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson 5 років тому +59

    Amanda Tapping has a celestial body.

    • @michaelbeckett1
      @michaelbeckett1 4 роки тому +7

      Celestial thirst there buddy

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 4 роки тому +8

      ​@@michaelbeckett1 Amanda Tapping > Uma Thurman.

    • @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103
      @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103 4 роки тому +4

      "Yes!"

    • @MastarNinja
      @MastarNinja 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed

    • @gg5115
      @gg5115 4 роки тому +1

      Your thread has just made me get it after all these years. The 2 women we know that Jack idolizes, Mary Steenburgen and Uma Thurman, are both women that Carter would not be jealous of. She also thinks they are hot, each in a unique way, and out of respect would allow her boyfriend to drool over them. Most other hot celebs would not qualify. It also doesn't hurt that Carter may be hotter than either.

  • @AgentExeider
    @AgentExeider 4 роки тому +87

    Is nobody going to point out that they just *stood* while the ancient device *struggle snuggled* Jack's head.

    • @archangel6676
      @archangel6676 4 роки тому +6

      what was they supposed to d with an alien machine that could have killed him in an instant?

    • @Halinspark
      @Halinspark 4 роки тому +2

      @@archangel6676 You could shoot it. What's the harm in a little bit of potential friendly fire?

    • @Blue84Stang
      @Blue84Stang 4 роки тому +9

      Daniel: Who shot me!?
      Carter:....
      Daniel: who shot me?
      Teal'C:...
      Daniel: Guys... who shot me?
      Carter: *glances at jack*
      Daniel: You shot me???
      Jack: Well, you were shooting up the gateroom...

    • @bobblum5973
      @bobblum5973 2 роки тому

      Eh, they're used to things like that by now...
      (Besides, it's in the script!)

    • @nunya3163
      @nunya3163 2 роки тому +1

      They all saw Alien, they were not about to get closer.

  • @Axvil
    @Axvil Рік тому

    One of my favorite episodes for sure..

  • @harsesishoktar9386
    @harsesishoktar9386 2 роки тому +3

    Their tame reactions to his head being suddenly pulled into that thing is hilarious.

    • @Thesdr666
      @Thesdr666 2 роки тому

      Strange was the norm for that lot...

  • @Newcards4u
    @Newcards4u 4 роки тому +8

    Good thing Daniel is there to figure it all out.

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 6 років тому +29

    I hate that the repository episodes showed that the Gate symbols corresponded to sounds, and therefore EVERY SINGLE world with a Gate has a full Ancient name based on their address and they never went anywhere with that.

    • @serskern4723
      @serskern4723 6 років тому +1

      me too.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 6 років тому +11

      @@serskern4723 Honestly, screw that "ST14456X3" nonsense. I wanna go to Proclarush Taonas.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 6 років тому +1

      @@thebighurt2495
      Wait, why would you want to go to a planet that's literally being roasted by the heat of its own dying sun?

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 6 років тому +6

      @@VestedUTuber That's a fair point. But if I WAS gonna go to that planet, I'd at least like to know the name of the planet I'm dying on.

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 роки тому

      TheBigHurt Oniel did comment on the labeling system when they started. Carter explained how the computer generated the planet identification number which of course makes it much easier to say....

  • @protorhinocerator142
    @protorhinocerator142 3 роки тому +2

    I'll need to remember this the next time I call in sick.
    I'm feeling a little kroovas and a bit fronic.

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 7 років тому +60

    the only issue I had with this is when Jack went full Ancient, he just became an one track deaf mute. Would have been nice if while trying to communicate, he just starting spouting out ancient.

    • @321gman3
      @321gman3 6 років тому +22

      not really, that would have made it worse as that just shows he could still understand which would imply its not a total conversion. His mind was literally rewritten, including what he could understand.

    • @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131
      @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 6 років тому +13

      Except, the Repository had overloaded his brain, it would've slowly destabilized and Jack would've died had the Asgard not relieved him.

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 6 років тому +7

      It was reminiscent of being autistic. He did alot more emotive scenes during the second time. Example, when he embraced Teal'c and said whole sentences with his stare.

    • @gg5115
      @gg5115 6 років тому +2

      I get what you're saying, but keep in mind they only had an hour (like 42 minutes). They did rush through that part and the transition was jolting to the audience.

    • @DesertDog
      @DesertDog 5 років тому +1

      Chase, you have the right idea and you are on the right track.

  • @Kristhor
    @Kristhor 15 років тому +14

    this is so random stuff! especially when Jack rips off the sg logo off daniel's jacket :D

  • @robdean704
    @robdean704 3 роки тому

    Some of my favourite episodes

  • @bethanycousineau197
    @bethanycousineau197 5 років тому +1

    I wish I could find this show again.

  • @starhope9630
    @starhope9630 4 роки тому +2

    I Love This Episode !

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 6 років тому +9

    1:59 For goodness sake, Jack, contain yourself! They're trying to seal a deal with Dick Jones so that OCP will give their robot stuff to the SG-1!

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 8 місяців тому +1

    For being terribly advanced, the ancients never thought to put in a "don't stick your head in here" sign

  • @shadowsmaster5883
    @shadowsmaster5883 5 років тому +1

    STARGATE-SG1 I loved this show growing up .Never finished it for some reason not sure why maybe when o'neil was no longer in it if memory serves .Anyway this was my favorite episode .

    • @forcryinoutloud
      @forcryinoutloud 5 років тому

      When Mallozzi and Mullie pushed the Jack/Carter crap it ruined the series. You could tell RDA no longer enjoyed the series because they rarely let him work opposite Michael (who he had the most fun with - him and Chris), because M&M DESPISED that so many of the fans were slashers that shipped Jack and Daniel. The did the same thing on SGA with John and Rodney as well, pushing Rodney and Keller and not letting David and Joe be in as many scenes together as they were in the beginning. They were homophobic jackholes that burned the shows to the ground rather than ignored their own prejudices and let fans see what they wanted to see.

  • @jddunebuggy
    @jddunebuggy 2 роки тому +3

    I still think the Ancient head sucker thing was just giving him his Macguyver powers back every time.

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 7 років тому +20

    Rodney is now tied with Jack O'Neill as my favorite Stargate character.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 5 років тому +3

      Shadowkey392 the thing i love about atlantis is that it shows more of their flaws than sg1 and to see them grow. Sheppard defied elizabeth’s orders during the nano virus, idk about teyla maybe her loyalty to her people, rodney blowing up 3/4s of a solar system, ronon murdering a traitor and his hate for the wraith. Even beckett and keller unlocking their strength and courage. Plus they are all hilarious.

    • @davidchism6081
      @davidchism6081 2 роки тому

      So many colors...all the pretty horses...

  • @paulb4334
    @paulb4334 5 років тому +2

    Aaah good times. ONeill looks so young and the screen look so old 😄

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify 4 роки тому

      Yes, I kept getting distracted by the CRT monitor.

  • @Johny40Se7en
    @Johny40Se7en Рік тому +4

    Yeah, I know how Jack feels, sort of, many things in society give me a fron ache sometimes 😅😛
    The writing, cast and music of Stargate SG-1 is absolutely legendary, pure timeless gold! 🥰

    • @AbuMaia01
      @AbuMaia01 Рік тому

      Wait, did he say "fron ache"? I always thought he was saying "A bit cruvis, a little fronic." I was always wondering how that worked if "fron" = "head". "Headic"? What's that?

  • @justinmathias8463
    @justinmathias8463 5 років тому +34

    Even O'neill's ancient side gets annoyed with Jackson. LOL

  • @bradleyjackson9918
    @bradleyjackson9918 5 років тому +5

    Easily one of the better episodes I bloody love it.

  • @cindyricherson1653
    @cindyricherson1653 6 місяців тому

    i love Jack and Daniel's relationship. They can act like such kids sometimes

  • @robkemp598
    @robkemp598 9 місяців тому +1

    Daniel "Did"
    Jack "Didn't"
    Daniel "Did"
    Jack "Didn't"
    Sam internally "im working with children"

  • @Ragitsu
    @Ragitsu 4 роки тому +1

    5th Avenue Bar, The Fifth Race, The Fifth Man, Fifth...I'm sensing a theme here.

  • @ThePathStrider
    @ThePathStrider 6 років тому +10

    Wasn't the clue to 7 down on that crossword _celestial body,_ but Jack wrote _Uma Thurman?_

  • @Soliy87
    @Soliy87 4 роки тому +7

    "You just said deurentis...."
    "no i didn't"
    "Yes you did"

  • @erik260196
    @erik260196 12 років тому +13

    Following! Still! You! Not! ... ok Jack, where is your lightsaber?

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 3 роки тому

      Knowing Jack and given more time, he'll probably make one using the Ancient knowledge.

  • @47nine74
    @47nine74 3 роки тому +1

    I'm also feeling a little Kruvis (don't know the correct spelling) because there are no new sg1 or sgu episodes to watch.

  • @dearkaelsman5408
    @dearkaelsman5408 5 років тому +1

    I miss this Series.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 5 років тому

      This series was an essential part of my childhood.

  • @baileylarsen9439
    @baileylarsen9439 2 роки тому +5

    If I had a nickel for every time Jack got taken over by an ancient database, I would have two nickels. It’s not much but it’s weird it happened twice.

  • @ideamaker
    @ideamaker 4 роки тому +2

    Stargate SG1 S02E16 The Fifth Race & S07E21 Lost City; Part 1&2

  • @user-yo8ab1ys9e
    @user-yo8ab1ys9e Рік тому

    I love this episode

  • @johnlindsay3647
    @johnlindsay3647 5 років тому +1

    I see those 2 lights remind me of the headlights in the car did drive by no me in 94 flashbacks

  • @ohlawd3699
    @ohlawd3699 5 років тому

    One of the best episodes. 😊👍

  • @antikertech157
    @antikertech157 9 років тому +4

    Awesome, thanks for uploading!!

  • @metamorphicorder
    @metamorphicorder 4 роки тому +1

    I like the nod to the original movie where daniel figured out the stargate from seeing star charts in a newspaper.

  • @christina113704
    @christina113704 6 років тому +6

    Lucky Daniel and Sam are so smart, really. 😂

  • @idonotexist2619
    @idonotexist2619 Рік тому +1

    What bugs/bugged me about this episode is, as soon as it grabbed him NO ONE IMMEDIATELY went to try to help EVEN AFTER he started struggling

  • @slitor
    @slitor 5 років тому +2

    Those two episode were great source of ASMR.

  • @superblahman
    @superblahman 6 років тому

    I love those episodes...

  • @carolinedimattia6917
    @carolinedimattia6917 2 роки тому +1

    Syfi or comet please come back on !!!!💕❤️🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @zardisblade1234
    @zardisblade1234 2 роки тому +1

    I love the fact now one rushed up when his head was gripped by the ancients divice like geez this guy can’t take a break with stuff happening to him getting turned into a cave man growing suddenly old

  • @Alexor715
    @Alexor715 12 років тому +2

    Best episode ever! :D

  • @saquist
    @saquist 2 роки тому +1

    strange how everyone stands back and watches with O faces as Jack is trapped by a literal face hugger

  • @rockcriedout7679
    @rockcriedout7679 5 місяців тому

    God i love this show

  • @reaperbot5226
    @reaperbot5226 4 роки тому +1

    would have been cool if in the show they published. a line science fiction books for all the different alien languages and cultures. they encountered over the years for the general public to read. just incase they ever needed to recruit some of them in the future.

  • @davep3768
    @davep3768 Рік тому

    Mr. Anderson made this series fabulous

  • @r.b.9509
    @r.b.9509 2 роки тому

    I want go there one more time :)

  • @Kristhor
    @Kristhor 15 років тому +5

    these are one of the funnies episodes ever :D also new order has some funny scenes :D

  • @ayakassab9992
    @ayakassab9992 2 роки тому +1

    I wish I could wipe out my memory and watch it again😭

  • @MineCraftMrMoo
    @MineCraftMrMoo 11 років тому +14

    How you feel sir? A bit cruvis.. An a Frahn ache...

  • @meldrepoulpe5433
    @meldrepoulpe5433 4 роки тому

    Praklaroush Taonaz At .... such a magical phrase

  • @imonit4272
    @imonit4272 Рік тому

    “Kruvis, what is that?” 😂😂😂
    “Following, you, still, NOT!” 😂🤣😂
    Jack O’Neill (TWO ‘L’s) awesome!