The Pizza Theorem

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  • Опубліковано 5 чер 2018
  • We’re all familiar with standard pizza slices - one center slice and two 45-degree cuts and you’re ready to party with 6 perfect slices. Throw in another cut and you’ve got 8.
    But what if I told you that you can cut a pizza anywhere on its surface -- not just across its diameter -- and get a perfectly fair, shareable pizza for two people by assigning alternating slices? Prepare to witness the most delicious, unexpected presentation of mathematical beauty: a proof without words. And bring napkins.
    ** LINKS **
    The Pizza Theorem
    web.maths.unsw.edu.au/~mikeh/w...
    Mathematics Magazine, Volume 41, 1968: "Problem 660" by L.J. Upton, Solution by Michael Goldberg: www.jstor.org/stable/2687962
    Mathematics Magazine, Volume 67, 1994. "Proof without Words: Fair Allocation of a Pizza" by Larry Carter and Stan Wagon: www.jstor.org/stable/2690845
    Dividing Thin Crust, Calzones, and Stuffed Crust Pizzas:
    lsusmath.rickmabry.org/rmabry...
    Exotic Mathematical Pizza Slicing: www.newscientist.com/article/...
    Infinite Families Of Monohedral Disk Tilings: arxiv.org/pdf/1512.03794.pdf
    Pizza Theorem Proof Without Words Calculator by Christian Lawson-Perfect: www.geogebra.org/m/C9kMuwj8
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  • @Vsauce2
    @Vsauce2  6 років тому +7540

    The book is perfectly fine. No damage whatsoever. Although it tastes delicious now...

    • @lovelyafternoon
      @lovelyafternoon 6 років тому +207

      you know I was just about to comment that. First like, thanks for the info

    • @congtran8174
      @congtran8174 6 років тому +73

      NO YOU MONSTER!!!

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 6 років тому +49

      I was about to flip

    • @trapgeek7489
      @trapgeek7489 6 років тому +9

      No u

    • @JordanHowellMusic
      @JordanHowellMusic 6 років тому +8

      Hey there! How did you find yourself a part of this vsauce thing? I'm really curious. Maybe you have made a video about it? But if not, or, either way, I'd love to know about it. Thanks for everything. brotha!

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 6 років тому +13481

    My lifespan shortened significantly when you placed the book on the pizza

    • @perritoDeSatanas
      @perritoDeSatanas 6 років тому +384

      I stopped the video in that exact moment

    • @leoreomaster4398
      @leoreomaster4398 6 років тому +633

      When you thought pineapple was the worst thing o put on a pizza 😂

    • @Euch214
      @Euch214 6 років тому +34

      Same

    • @GigDgee
      @GigDgee 6 років тому +130

      I came here for this comment.

    • @Mormielo
      @Mormielo 6 років тому +58

      I'll have nightmares about it tonight...

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 6 років тому +6070

    can't wait to hand someone a monohedral disk tile of pizza at my next party

    • @pussywran
      @pussywran 6 років тому +55

      TierZoo um tierzoo amazing.....

    • @raishukimuno2115
      @raishukimuno2115 6 років тому +51

      TIERZOO SENPAI!

    • @sunbuYT
      @sunbuYT 6 років тому +15

      Woah when did you get here

    • @STTurtle
      @STTurtle 6 років тому +45

      MrAubery This video was about cutting pizza slices. What exactly do your ridiculous conspiracy theories have to do with it?

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 6 років тому +22

      MrAubery The earth isn't flat, you dummy. It's just a fake conspiracy made up by the government to figure out who's actually onto them and who's just pretending. You're in the latter group.

  • @zacplayzgamer6328
    @zacplayzgamer6328 4 роки тому +597

    Michael: i got pizza
    Jake: they arent cut equally
    Kevin: *Yes they are*

  • @benjaminnewlon7865
    @benjaminnewlon7865 5 років тому +554

    Friend: What's your favorite pizza topping?
    Me: Magnetic letters and math

  • @clarkgood8884
    @clarkgood8884 5 років тому +2207

    First Hawaii with the pineapple pizza, then San Francisco with the broccoli pizza, and now vsauce with the book pizza

    • @ddoober
      @ddoober 5 років тому

      Clark Good XD

    • @isabellewolvetang66
      @isabellewolvetang66 5 років тому +38

      Actually Hawaiian pizza originated in Canada

    • @jacopo.mazzei
      @jacopo.mazzei 5 років тому +56

      @@isabellewolvetang66 it originated in hell

    • @sashacolley5296
      @sashacolley5296 5 років тому +1

      Clark Good omg I wanna try a broccoli pizza

    • @NikDisastro
      @NikDisastro 5 років тому +14

      Ehm... I'm italian, and "broccoli e salsiccia" it's a classic combination of toppings here. It's actually very good

  • @KiemPlant
    @KiemPlant 5 років тому +1514

    That moment when people complain about pineapple on pizza while there are people who put books on pizza ...

    • @Inksanity
      @Inksanity 5 років тому +13

      People who complain about pineapple pizza never tried it

    • @anadoesthings2999
      @anadoesthings2999 5 років тому +11

      hawaiian pizza is life, but pizza with books on them, no thanks

    • @swiperfox3145
      @swiperfox3145 5 років тому +4

      Chef Gordon Ramsay doesn't like Hawaiian Pizza... Its his loss.

    • @melodickalimba3738
      @melodickalimba3738 5 років тому +4

      KiemPlant Don't forget about the alphabet letters!

    • @aerickajm9298
      @aerickajm9298 5 років тому

      I immediately went to the comment section when he did

  • @remus-alexandrusimion3439
    @remus-alexandrusimion3439 4 роки тому +504

    Puts book on pizza:
    Pizza Lovers: HERESY!
    Book Lovers: HERESY!

    • @fayeriedust530
      @fayeriedust530 3 роки тому +19

      _Everyone Disliked That_

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 3 роки тому +3

      Chaotic neutral: why not?

    • @borisborisvichborislav4225
      @borisborisvichborislav4225 3 роки тому

      I put mayo, fish, and pineapple on my pizza...

    • @ender0998
      @ender0998 3 роки тому +5

      @@borisborisvichborislav4225 I'm sorry, but I had to report you for putting lettuce on your pizza. You shd be ashamed of urself

    • @0salum0
      @0salum0 3 роки тому +3

      paper eaters: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @bizziny
    @bizziny 5 років тому +363

    2:00 Him: Puts book on pizza
    Me: Screams on the inside

    • @ihatetaki6017
      @ihatetaki6017 3 роки тому +2

      Memento mori

    • @stoppled
      @stoppled 3 роки тому

      what is a book?

    • @magnuslkke3564
      @magnuslkke3564 3 роки тому +2

      @@stoppled what is life?

    • @stoppled
      @stoppled 3 роки тому +1

      @@magnuslkke3564 i dont know i think it is a subscribtion or something?

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 роки тому

      @@stoppled no, that would be Lyfe.

  • @BennysRadio
    @BennysRadio 6 років тому +2832

    It hurts to see the book on the Pizza :P

    • @chere100
      @chere100 6 років тому +74

      I felt the same, man! It hurt so much! I love books and he's making it all greasy! So disrespectful.

    • @BlimpMcGee
      @BlimpMcGee 6 років тому +40

      I actually felt it

    • @_AF__
      @_AF__ 6 років тому +59

      I'm not sure if the soiled book or the ruined pizza made me more upset...

    • @joshuachubb9397
      @joshuachubb9397 6 років тому +3

      Ben V ditto

    • @majimagor0
      @majimagor0 6 років тому +6

      Man i was hurt

  • @Alex-lq4dc
    @Alex-lq4dc 5 років тому +508

    1:46 that’s how I cut my pizza everytime...

    • @therealspookspeak
      @therealspookspeak 4 роки тому +6

      Wow

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 роки тому +18

      Are you ok?

    • @jeffcatgreeb7262
      @jeffcatgreeb7262 4 роки тому +12

      Same why wouldn’t you?

    • @adeliew4230
      @adeliew4230 4 роки тому +2

      Really, or am I getting whoooshed

    • @neptune556
      @neptune556 4 роки тому +15

      @@adeliew4230 XD R/WOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLLL XDDD I AM REDIT XDDDDDDD R/WOOOOSH R/MEMES R/JOKES R/FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU R/IHAVEREDDIT XD IM HAVE REDDIT

  • @almightyhydra
    @almightyhydra 4 роки тому +41

    The second pizza theorem states that a pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi . z . z . a

  • @zamista
    @zamista 5 років тому +1110

    A Friend of Vsauce: hey our pizza slices aren't equal
    Vsauce: Hold my beer

    • @pissdrinka1291
      @pissdrinka1291 5 років тому +7

      Zamista X *hold my book or just put it on the pizza

    • @trainwreck237
      @trainwreck237 4 роки тому +4

      Vsauce: hold my V
      Guy: so you are just sauce now?
      Sauce: yeah
      Guy: THATS AWESOME SAUCE

    • @danielcortes6629
      @danielcortes6629 4 роки тому +1

      Hold my protractor

    • @TheCPtutorales
      @TheCPtutorales 4 роки тому +1

      Nobody understands that *WE* are Vsauce.

    • @elonfan2279
      @elonfan2279 3 роки тому

      wrong its hold my slice

  • @amy9323
    @amy9323 6 років тому +423

    Comment section :
    10% Actual video
    90% That book on the Pizza.

    • @silence439
      @silence439 6 років тому +2

      amy davy 10% video, 45% book on pizza, 45% the way he sliced them in the beginning.

    • @SheelaNaGig
      @SheelaNaGig 6 років тому +3

      BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIZZA SLICE HE GRABBED FROM UNDER THE TABLE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS

  • @bitslay
    @bitslay 4 роки тому +44

    2:00
    Him: puts book on pizza
    *Me: CONFUSED SCREAMING*

  • @tripletango
    @tripletango 3 роки тому +10

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that he has probably the coolest pizza-slicer ever

  • @Daniel-br4nc
    @Daniel-br4nc 6 років тому +569

    The person who isn't as hungry? You mean the person who didn't have the chance to pick up a third slice and is now depressed?

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 6 років тому

      Daniel lol I'm fine with 2 slices, have at it 😉

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 6 років тому +3

      There are plenty of people on a "diet"

    • @SaitosaBard
      @SaitosaBard 6 років тому +19

      He means the guy who had his own entire pizza to himself before and now just takes slices off your pizza because it's pizza.

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 6 років тому +3

      Nope? No, I promise you less-hungry people really do exist in the world.

    • @Silmerano
      @Silmerano 6 років тому +2

      I live in a house of 3. I sometimes only eat one slice never more than 2. I literally feel like I will explode if I eat another bite after 2 slices.

  • @BentigiriIsCewl
    @BentigiriIsCewl 6 років тому +2145

    *Me* : Um yes hello is this Domino's?
    *Domino's* : Yes.
    *Me* : Hi, I'd like a Pepperoni pizza.
    *Domino's* : Is that all?
    *Me* : Yeah, but can you cut it into Monohedral disk tiles?
    *Domino's* : ~Hangs up~

    • @norwaltz9452
      @norwaltz9452 6 років тому +63

      Domino's : Sir/Ma'am we only serve REAL pizza.
      Domino's : Monohedral Disk pizza is a legend, in fact. Because of how LONG it takes to cut all this for just a few people.. If you want it, it's worth 2.4 Million U.S dollars
      And 1 cent.

    • @saraahmed5072
      @saraahmed5072 6 років тому +17

      Uñkøwn Dãißy шнат??? І dфит наvе а сеит...

    • @norwaltz9452
      @norwaltz9452 6 років тому +10

      @@saraahmed5072 then I guess you cant get it unless you pay 1 dollar more

    • @Felandian
      @Felandian 5 років тому +23

      Yes, and may I have the new book topping please?

    • @norwaltz9452
      @norwaltz9452 5 років тому +12

      @@Felandian we ran outta books... And we have to pay 10 dollars because we were supposed to give that book to the library a long time ago...
      Due on 1998

  • @hristina2749
    @hristina2749 4 роки тому +17

    Shopkeeper:
    Aww, are you teaching your kid the alphabet?
    Vsause:
    Don't be silly, I'm providing how pizza can be cut evenly into weird shapes to a couple million people 😁

  • @deceptivebark671
    @deceptivebark671 4 роки тому +65

    The human brain after drug abuse:
    4:48

  • @gdog5514
    @gdog5514 6 років тому +1678

    I just died on the inside when he placed
    *THE BOOK ON THE PIZZA*

    • @dudelastname8305
      @dudelastname8305 6 років тому +11

      Kioerrr I thought I was the only one 😂😂😂

    • @arianad1767
      @arianad1767 6 років тому +21

      I was fine. It was interesting. I was living my life and then I witnessed with my own two eyes this man place a BOOK on a PIZZA and now

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 6 років тому

      ikr

    • @samfinnorchard9838
      @samfinnorchard9838 6 років тому +11

      Proof that vsauce is run by sociopaths

    • @Y337n3ss
      @Y337n3ss 6 років тому +4

      when he did that, it gave me ebola.

  • @jorenbaplu5100
    @jorenbaplu5100 6 років тому +498

    i cringed harder than i should have when the book touched the pizza, just why??

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 5 років тому

      @@zenzeb
      You don't know anything about grammar, girl.*

  • @jokubasvaitkevicius527
    @jokubasvaitkevicius527 4 роки тому +16

    *When he put the book on pizza I went straight to the comments*

  • @lailamartinez3284
    @lailamartinez3284 4 роки тому +19

    2:50 this how Chuck E. Cheese be have their pizzas

  • @alexispallette1741
    @alexispallette1741 6 років тому +770

    Or I could just eat the whole pizza

    • @mannyj5195
      @mannyj5195 6 років тому +10

      You can't stop me!

    • @NeilDjents
      @NeilDjents 6 років тому +3

      Alexis Pallette same

    • @theace9566
      @theace9566 5 років тому +4

      Most reasonable person hear

    • @deelim5092
      @deelim5092 5 років тому +2

      Or he could have just ordered 2 pizzas

    • @justchopstick9898
      @justchopstick9898 5 років тому +1

      Alexis Pallette I once ate an entire large pizza due to peer pressure, this is my story...

  • @TaiStar42
    @TaiStar42 6 років тому +53

    Genius cuts pizza into perfect slices and then people just argue about how much crust they get

    • @konoko1002k
      @konoko1002k 6 років тому +1

      Don't you think it's dumb to post the same comment twice under the same video only slightly different?

  • @YoshinoArt
    @YoshinoArt 4 роки тому +27

    When your friend gives you the smaller half:

  • @sakshiag0506
    @sakshiag0506 4 роки тому +78

    Vsauce: Places the book on the pizza.
    Chainsmokers: Stopped smoking.
    Alan Walker: Stopped walking
    Marshmallow: Stopped eating marshmallows.
    Me: Trivago isn't my hotel anymore....

  • @expert___
    @expert___ 5 років тому +1849

    Or you can just get more pizza.

    • @1stdragoniod755
      @1stdragoniod755 5 років тому +21

      Or twelve.
      Just in case.

    • @noname-yn4rs
      @noname-yn4rs 5 років тому +6

      Or more pizza for me

    • @1stdragoniod755
      @1stdragoniod755 5 років тому +7

      @@_rr_-qm5og
      bUt I kNoW sOmEtHiNg FuNnIeR tHaN 24....
      25!!!

    • @serpxnt3336
      @serpxnt3336 5 років тому +4

      U kno wat iz funnier than 25 and a half
      25 and a 1/3

    • @lokiodinson107
      @lokiodinson107 5 років тому

      Expert gig

  • @samanthaemme8437
    @samanthaemme8437 6 років тому +335

    But that doesn't make sense because you wouldn't get the right crust to pizza ratio.

  • @cyruim3229
    @cyruim3229 4 роки тому +4

    Kevin *finishes episode* *grabs a piece of pizza, but the entire pizza is still there*
    me: now thats a twist

  • @liannavasakyan3293
    @liannavasakyan3293 5 років тому +69

    2:02
    *puts book on pizza*
    Me: Someone get this man a brain.

  • @SamGriffithsx
    @SamGriffithsx 6 років тому +337

    I work at dominos, i should cut someones pizza like that one day

    • @olgierdvoneverec4135
      @olgierdvoneverec4135 6 років тому +43

      if by any chance you cut mine like that I'll tip you big.
      i wouldn't count on it tho, i almost never eat pizza, let alone Domino's and we probably live in different countries.

    • @nicolaslaine8058
      @nicolaslaine8058 6 років тому +6

      Sam Running Don't put a book on it though. Angry customers..

    • @FanTazTiCxD
      @FanTazTiCxD 6 років тому +6

      If you *wok* at Domino's expect to get fired soon, because I think you misunderstood how to cook and prepare a pizza 🤔

    • @nobody6317
      @nobody6317 6 років тому

      Sam Running YES YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT

    • @notwrath5462
      @notwrath5462 6 років тому

      Dew it

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 6 років тому +68

    Why would you out that book on the pizza, that actually annoyed me lmao

  • @nathanfernandez3225
    @nathanfernandez3225 5 років тому +4

    2:22 that mans just put the book on the pizza BRUH

  • @rdgreptiles9131
    @rdgreptiles9131 5 років тому +11

    The captions at the end say”Skelton eating noises”🤣

  • @LucasPreti
    @LucasPreti 6 років тому +3291

    I wonder if I was the only one who cringed when he *PLACED THE BOOK ON THE PIZZA* jesus christ

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 6 років тому +40

      It is a three day old pizza by his own admission and it was probably room temperature given that the cheese was not all melted at worst a little grease probably got on the book cover.

    • @Bheem161
      @Bheem161 6 років тому +28

      thank you! i hope he will never do it again...

    • @LucasPreti
      @LucasPreti 6 років тому +85

      I’m sorry I take book hygiene very seriously

    • @tadaho2128
      @tadaho2128 6 років тому +4

      Lucas Preti i cringed at the fact that i wasn’t the only one cringing about the book on the pizza

    • @jaysun4069
      @jaysun4069 6 років тому +20

      That grease will never come off of the book now

  • @ACE-gl4un
    @ACE-gl4un 6 років тому +434

    Who else immediately checked the comments as soon as he put that book on the pizza?

  • @DJTileTurnip
    @DJTileTurnip 5 років тому +6

    2:08 Why you gotta put the book on the pizza though?

  • @davide1153
    @davide1153 5 років тому +5

    Am I the only one that is a little angry he put a book on a pizza 2:13

  • @jMunnieCDB
    @jMunnieCDB 6 років тому +70

    Please do not put your book on a pizza.

  • @hewhomdabsthewholegramin1t498
    @hewhomdabsthewholegramin1t498 5 років тому +261

    You put the book on the pizza . Silly, learnings not a topping.

    • @abdulsamadansari222
      @abdulsamadansari222 5 років тому +2

      But learners are toppers

    • @jimandaubz
      @jimandaubz 5 років тому

      -_- learning is the only topping in this house, now go eat your math homework, no and's if's or buts about it.
      Its the only way to absorb the learnings.

    • @alyssar272
      @alyssar272 5 років тому

      But it could be tho

  • @editedfalafel2434
    @editedfalafel2434 5 років тому +5

    1980: i bet we will have flying cars in future!
    2018: how to cut pizza smartly

  • @vidrahorn1274
    @vidrahorn1274 5 років тому +43

    0:27 Vsauce comfirmed for smash?

  • @ehrlichergobbler
    @ehrlichergobbler 6 років тому +258

    It triggered me how he put the book on the Pizza

  • @walavouchey
    @walavouchey 6 років тому +120

    2:00 How dare you stain that book???

    • @creeperlamoureux
      @creeperlamoureux 6 років тому +3

      The pizza is like 3 days old

    • @SOCOM955555
      @SOCOM955555 6 років тому +11

      THANK YOU! That was all I could think too. "GET THAT BOOK OFF THE PIZZA YOU SAVAGE!"

    • @Taratsamura
      @Taratsamura 6 років тому +5

      That was the moment where i thought, that the pizza must be fake, but at the end he said its 3 days old, such old pizza might still stain the book!

    • @ALightInTheAutumnRain
      @ALightInTheAutumnRain 6 років тому +8

      Couldn't focus on anything after that tbh Oo

    • @Gamer__Panda
      @Gamer__Panda 6 років тому +3

      How dare him stain that pizza

  • @yohansaldana8218
    @yohansaldana8218 5 років тому +3

    Pizza is so popular,it made it's own theorem.

  • @lily_littleangel
    @lily_littleangel 3 роки тому +1

    This would be great! Assuming all pizzas have a constant density. Which they probably don't.

  • @what-a-melon-studios1090
    @what-a-melon-studios1090 5 років тому +115

    Well I guess i'm not the only one that died inside when he place *THAT BOOK ON THE PIZZA*
    _G O D D A M M I T K E V I N_

  • @the_red_0ne653
    @the_red_0ne653 6 років тому +58

    If you call the radius "z" and the hight "a" the volume of a Pizza is pizza

    • @controlequebrado4455
      @controlequebrado4455 5 років тому +5

      you opened my eyes

    • @jackb1040
      @jackb1040 5 років тому +1

      What the actual hecc

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 5 років тому +5

      For anyone who needs an explanation:
      The volume of a cylinder (the pizza is a cylinder. Any discs with height are.) is pi * radius squared * height, or pir^2h.
      r^2 can be written as rr instead, or pirrh. Now, if we replace the r with z and h with a....
      pi zz a. Pizza.
      I prefer this use of math over calculus any day.

    • @jonahkrynski8001
      @jonahkrynski8001 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @somebody7130
      @somebody7130 5 років тому

      Brendan Risney Going to nod like I understand...

  • @procreton
    @procreton 2 роки тому +1

    4:56
    Tried to be Micheal but soon realised he can’t not blink his eyes forever😂😂😂

  • @AdrienDittrick
    @AdrienDittrick 5 років тому

    I died a bit inside when you put that book on the pizza.

  • @creeperdude1
    @creeperdude1 6 років тому +27

    Him laying the book on top of the pizza really disturbed me

    • @Jfran-nj3dz
      @Jfran-nj3dz 6 років тому

      Steven Nagle I was just about to comment that lol

    • @robotraider
      @robotraider 6 років тому

      Jfran2013 why everyone had commented this already

    • @Jfran-nj3dz
      @Jfran-nj3dz 6 років тому

      Ze Kraken you didn't... Checkmate

    • @robotraider
      @robotraider 6 років тому

      Jfran2013 brah that book on the pizza is pretty damn gross man

  • @eyewarsx
    @eyewarsx 6 років тому +536

    Pause at 4:06 You need to cut the pizza outside of the pizza.

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG 4 роки тому +2

    Me: How many pizzas should we order.
    Palpatine: Order 66.

  • @mighra
    @mighra 5 років тому +8

    **puts book on pizza**
    Me: well... now you have a greasy book and a booky pizza. Good job

  • @ZomBeeNature
    @ZomBeeNature 6 років тому +83

    But is there pizza grease on the pages of the book... big, greasy fingerprints... spreading thru the pages... leaking onto the next page... seeping... seeping thru the book... attracting mites... mites that nibble at the grease... nibble at the page with grease... slowly nibbling... nibbling...

    • @jkopguy6387
      @jkopguy6387 6 років тому +1

      eek

    • @Kat-gr7yc
      @Kat-gr7yc 6 років тому +3

      Are you ok? Do you need help?

    • @Esterferreiradecastro
      @Esterferreiradecastro 6 років тому

      I feel like ive heard this before

    • @joemomumbo
      @joemomumbo 6 років тому +1

      Lol u tried to make it dramatic but u just look like a downer

  • @kiwi_dont_fly381
    @kiwi_dont_fly381 6 років тому +633

    That pizza has tomato sauce on it
    I wonder if it’s the special v sauce

    • @Knoti
      @Knoti 6 років тому +3

      lmao 😂

    • @highaudiophidelity3198
      @highaudiophidelity3198 6 років тому +6

      I wanna punch you realy bad!

    • @aaron2033
      @aaron2033 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, the "v" sauce, eh?

    • @jotabeas22
      @jotabeas22 6 років тому +2

      Kiwi_ Dont_fly There is a door over there and I suggest that you use it.

    • @ryandupuis5860
      @ryandupuis5860 6 років тому +1

      thats better than tomato sauce

  • @rishaygupta3741
    @rishaygupta3741 5 років тому +1

    You know you've gone pizza crazy when you use it as a table.

  • @jessicalamoureux8726
    @jessicalamoureux8726 5 років тому +4

    0:33 . This is how Chuck E Cheese pizzas be lookin.

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 5 років тому +344

    Rip whoever gets slice *_E_*

  • @jnxey8856
    @jnxey8856 6 років тому +64

    Was debating whether to order pizza, Vsauce2 to the rescue with a miraculous notification. The God's have declared, "Yes, today thou shall have pizza!".

  • @AdjectiveNounPunctuation
    @AdjectiveNounPunctuation 3 роки тому

    Finally a Theorem that sounds fun and delicious

  • @potsy9555
    @potsy9555 5 років тому +2

    0:23 "ill call it... the smash pizza!"

  • @unigameverse
    @unigameverse 5 років тому +125

    2:00 What teachers wand us to eat

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. 6 років тому +132

    Now that is some food for thought

  • @cassidyrenno8596
    @cassidyrenno8596 4 роки тому

    I literally shuddered and screamed when the book was placed on the pizza.

  • @Sagasaurus
    @Sagasaurus 5 років тому

    Pizza Theorem would be a cool pizza restaurant, where they cut slices like this.

  • @gewurzgurke4964
    @gewurzgurke4964 6 років тому +21

    Did Kevin seriously lie that book directly on that Pizza? :D

  • @tropezando
    @tropezando 6 років тому +19

    I divide a pizza between my friends and I by eating all the pizza and letting them decide how to split the cheese stuck to the box.
    My concern with this is that people would complain about crust distribution. This was a perennial pizza argument that happened in my home as a kid whenever the shop cut pizza into squares, and probably the reason why I now like the crust better than inside pieces - there were never any inside pieces left.

    • @benjaminmorris4962
      @benjaminmorris4962 2 роки тому

      Lol I don't like inside pieces cuz there's nothing to hold onto

    • @Roerco
      @Roerco 2 роки тому

      they’re all inside pieces, only some are outside pieces also.

  • @gilgameshuu8644
    @gilgameshuu8644 4 роки тому +2

    No pizza was harmed in the making of this video

  • @haroonafzal7620
    @haroonafzal7620 4 роки тому

    I loved that awkward stars at the end

  • @pan4909
    @pan4909 5 років тому +295

    1:01 If anyone is wondering; it says "what's wrong with this person"

    • @aarij7316
      @aarij7316 5 років тому +11

      Actually its: *what's wrong with this person?
      You didn't put an asterisk at the beginning or a question mark at the end

    • @edgyvalen4470
      @edgyvalen4470 5 років тому +29

      @Gab Bouzen wtf how is that a wooosh the original comment wasn't even a joke

    • @Ziegenhainy
      @Ziegenhainy 5 років тому +22

      @Gab Bouzen r/thatisnothowwhooooshesworkbuddy

    • @edgyvalen4470
      @edgyvalen4470 5 років тому +3

      @@Ziegenhainy r/SubsIFellFor

    • @Ziegenhainy
      @Ziegenhainy 5 років тому +4

      @@edgyvalen4470 r/breadstapledtotrees
      *_WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST_*

  • @Tinseltopia
    @Tinseltopia 6 років тому +18

    Putting the book on the Pizza really made me uneasy... Hardback book with oil...Ahhhh

  • @tsuzukadesu
    @tsuzukadesu 2 роки тому

    Service Crew: Can I have your order please?
    Customer: Yeah, I don't know what it's called but I want the pizza with a book on top.

  • @bn744
    @bn744 6 років тому +104

    The pizza might be the same size for all cut, but they are still not equal. Some slice has more crust than others.

    • @alvarodm
      @alvarodm 6 років тому +1

      Bryan Nguyen ikr? I thought of that too

  • @OutstandinglySteve
    @OutstandinglySteve 5 років тому +215

    1:02 what is wrong with this person?

  • @horselings1067
    @horselings1067 4 роки тому +2

    2:01 why on earth would you ever ruin that nice book?

  • @FieryHammer
    @FieryHammer 4 роки тому

    - We need monohedral disk tiles!
    - No... we need more pizza

  • @Stetofire
    @Stetofire 6 років тому +15

    Umm, If you notice, he still basically cut the pizza in half first. Take all of the slices on one side and you still got 1/2 area.
    Those monohedral tiles are pretty cool, though!

    • @laowyn4414
      @laowyn4414 6 років тому +4

      That is what I though 😂 I didn't get all the shape-cutting mess

    • @Rezerekterr
      @Rezerekterr 6 років тому +1

      Exactly! I'm actually so frustrated about this whole video. Like, take a circle (pizza) throw a dart at it and wherever it lands connect that point to the center and make a cut and the pizza will be 100% even 1 to 1 then butcher it whatever way you like and mirror the damage to the other side and bam "even cuts" not very impressive.

    • @Duraludon884
      @Duraludon884 6 років тому +1

      He cut the pizza into eight slices, so that if each person got two opposite slices, four people would be able to share the pizza equally. If you put together any two shares, it would equal the sum of the other two, which allows two people to share it evenly as well.

    • @laowyn4414
      @laowyn4414 6 років тому

      MrFun So it would have been if he cut the pizza into quarters, why get so complicated?

    • @Duraludon884
      @Duraludon884 6 років тому

      Laowyn The point of the theorem is that it doesn't matter where the center point is. If you pick a spot not in the center, it could be difficult to quadrasect the pizza, but the theorem states that if you cut it into eight pieces, the sum of the areas of any two opposite pieces is the same.

  • @thunderfist232
    @thunderfist232 6 років тому +63

    Is no one bothered that at 2:21 he literally put a book right on top of a pizza?

    • @Seth4All
      @Seth4All 6 років тому +1

      Judging by the comments, LOTS of people are bothered :-p

    • @cloudkitt
      @cloudkitt 6 років тому +2

      I don't know, if only we could read all the other comments saying the exact same thing.

    • @ZomBeeNature
      @ZomBeeNature 6 років тому

      [places my greasy fingers on your book page... forever staining your book... no way to remove the grease from the paper... seeping slowing thru the book...]

    • @thunderfist232
      @thunderfist232 6 років тому

      cloudkitt
      I did went through many of the comments just to see if someone had posted the same thing so either I missed some comments or I am the few early people who posted this before the masses did

    • @thunderfist232
      @thunderfist232 6 років тому

      Zom Bee Nature
      I am more bothered about the pizza

  • @light55555
    @light55555 4 роки тому +11

    Anyone else get triggered when he put the book on the pizza
    2:00

    • @metal3543
      @metal3543 4 роки тому

      I dont know.. do you see like every fourth comment?

    • @highoctanegames
      @highoctanegames 3 роки тому

      The grease gets on the book xd

  • @applepie1272
    @applepie1272 4 роки тому +1

    Mom:Pick one pizza there all the same...
    Me:gotta go fast

  • @SilberBrisingr
    @SilberBrisingr 6 років тому +3

    2:01 That hurt. Not only me, but also the book and most importantly, the pizza

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 5 років тому +159

    *EQUAL?*

  • @floatytrouty
    @floatytrouty 4 роки тому

    What is your favourite pizza topping?
    Kevin:Book and magnetic letters

  • @brianlittle717
    @brianlittle717 Рік тому

    When I worked at Pizza Hut 30 years ago, after you make the first cut to cut it in half, I’d make a second cut parallel to the first, about 1/2” away, slide the sliver out, push the two halves back together, continue cutting, and eat the sliver. When the pizzas were coming out of the oven, that’s how I got lunch. Just be sure to slide the pepperonis aside so you don’t split them. Then they can tell.

  • @TheClnr
    @TheClnr 6 років тому +28

    The pizza kinda looks like the Super Smash Bros Logo

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +202

    *_insert spiderman 2 pizza theme here_*

    • @Creeperman1524
      @Creeperman1524 6 років тому +2

      StickMaster500 Hello from SMB

    • @sunbuYT
      @sunbuYT 6 років тому +10

      Anywhere you go. This guy will be here.

    • @zelkorian1774
      @zelkorian1774 6 років тому +5

      AYE Your the sheet music boss song! Your Famous now my dude!Congratulations on your Recognization of SMB!

    • @unsightedmetal6857
      @unsightedmetal6857 6 років тому +2

      I... did not expect to see you here. I remember you from Sheet Music Boss. How does it feel to be (somewhat) famous?

    • @ashcoates3168
      @ashcoates3168 6 років тому

      sTicKmaSTeR50oO henlo

  • @viruzangel
    @viruzangel 3 роки тому +1

    Dominos employee : hello what would you like to order
    Me : cheese pizza but i want the shape to be MONOHEDRAL DISK TILES
    *Dominos employee420 has left the chat.*

  • @kylesolano7705
    @kylesolano7705 4 роки тому

    Thank goodness! Now I know how to feed a 31 person party which I am totally going to have! I really, really need this information! Totally!

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 5 років тому +686

    Anyone else notice you cut the pizza in the exact shape of a cannabis leaf?

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 6 років тому +264

    Is this obvious to anyone else? I mean, it's symmetrical. By definition, anything symmetrical has at least one equal half.

    • @kennkong61
      @kennkong61 6 років тому +35

      It works even if it isn't symmetrical. It would have been better if the video moved the "origin" a little off to the side. See the graphical tool referenced in the video to see how asymmetrical cuts still work.

    • @supersonictumbleweed
      @supersonictumbleweed 6 років тому +24

      You can't be "off to the side" on a circle... smh.

    • @TheDanielRagsdale
      @TheDanielRagsdale 6 років тому +8

      Supersonic Tumbleweed he should have said "if the cuts are off center" rather than talking about the point being off center. Regardless, it was clear what Ken meant

    • @skeletonyy
      @skeletonyy 6 років тому

      Daniel Ragsdale but you can't be "off center" on a circle...

    • @konoko1002k
      @konoko1002k 6 років тому +15

      +Daniel No, it was not clear. I was watching a video where he was showing pizza sliced in half, and jumps to a complexly sliced circle all of a sudden. I seriously don't understand what he was talking about.

  • @LutzDerLurch
    @LutzDerLurch 4 роки тому

    My question is:
    If I pick a random point on the Pizza, and cut from a random spot on the rim to that point, how do I find the angles of subsequent cuts, to make all pieces the same size, for varyin numbers of slices?

  • @draco1965
    @draco1965 4 роки тому

    Seeing Kevin place a book on a Pizza activated all bones in my body, and all of them are in attack mode

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 років тому +200

    Pizza time

    • @displaymynameas554
      @displaymynameas554 6 років тому +6

      Natalie Alfera im not paying for that.

    • @frank755
      @frank755 6 років тому +3

      Cyka Blyat why?
      Because you're late.
      *a wizard is never late*
      I hope someone gets that

    • @habbit01
      @habbit01 6 років тому +1

      CreepRoot can’t say I do. I am so sorry please forgive me for my sins

    • @frank755
      @frank755 6 років тому

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      @habbit01 6 років тому +1

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  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 5 років тому +92

    2:00 The cheese is dry people.

    • @Falgor62
      @Falgor62 5 років тому +46

      This illustrates the importance of commas, because if I believe your sentence I'll think I ate dry people when I ate cheese.

    • @blacat2168
      @blacat2168 5 років тому

      Falgor xD

    • @unregisteredhypercam2774
      @unregisteredhypercam2774 5 років тому +3

      Ew, eating cheese out of dry people

    • @straenapotheker2985
      @straenapotheker2985 4 роки тому

      @@Falgor62 omg haha

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 4 роки тому +2

      Well, the pizza IS three days old.

  • @yingo4098
    @yingo4098 3 роки тому

    him: blah blah let's-
    me: no, let's not. i'm gonna eat a pizza cuz u are making me hangry

  • @nuadathesilverhand3563
    @nuadathesilverhand3563 5 років тому

    When he put the book on the pizza, a slice of me died inside.

  • @halfaperson2922
    @halfaperson2922 5 років тому +75

    Kevin is a psychopath he put a book ontop of pizza