Hell is empty (and all the devils are here)

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  • @fnord4960
    @fnord4960 7 місяців тому +1948

    Weird way to describe Pittsburgh.

  • @ihebbendebba2978
    @ihebbendebba2978 7 місяців тому +815

    Happiest Birmingham citizen :

    • @JohnSmith-yl8sg
      @JohnSmith-yl8sg 7 місяців тому +9

      Holy shit dude, that's funny you say that. I literally just got back to GA from Birmingham today 😆

    • @vrrooooommmm123
      @vrrooooommmm123 6 місяців тому +19

      Birmingham, Alabama is heaven compared to Brum, England

    • @dragonfishing
      @dragonfishing 5 місяців тому +4

      Aint that the truth 🤣

  • @KY-qx9ip
    @KY-qx9ip 7 місяців тому +924

    “That’s rough bud.”
    - I replied to that one crew whose ship’s galler field failed for 0.1 millisecond.

  • @yossithe9031
    @yossithe9031 7 місяців тому +611

    I like how the word 'bitches' just comes out of nowhere

    • @MrQuantumInc
      @MrQuantumInc 7 місяців тому +68

      If you were one of the men charged with hunting the "great winged beasts" that is probably what you would call them.

    • @SnagTheRabbit
      @SnagTheRabbit 6 місяців тому +15

      @@MrQuantumInc I thought he was talking about Harpies, which in Dante's Inferno, peck at the souls of the damned.

    • @mrdeathbyzombies3704
      @mrdeathbyzombies3704 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MrQuantumInc flying female dogs

    • @iwenhearts
      @iwenhearts 3 місяці тому +1

      bro i heard him say it as i read this lol

    • @joemama2737
      @joemama2737 4 дні тому

      Reminds me of death from Castlevania

  • @2D-Rudy
    @2D-Rudy 7 місяців тому +390

    I'd like this guy to read Cruelty Squad's 3rd ending dialogue in this tone.

    • @dragonfruit3054
      @dragonfruit3054 7 місяців тому +10

      As much as i'd love to see that, i don't think the writing suits him

    • @xonxt7479
      @xonxt7479 7 місяців тому +6

      THIS

    • @2D-Rudy
      @2D-Rudy 7 місяців тому +17

      ​@@dragonfruit3054Maybe not, but the tone and sentiment would.
      But consider the TOOB video a few days ago. He very well might.

    • @Munchkino
      @Munchkino 7 місяців тому +6

      BRO YES ABSOLUTELY

    • @smoof4770
      @smoof4770 7 місяців тому +2

      They would be fucking sick

  • @hanztheenlightened4529
    @hanztheenlightened4529 7 місяців тому +352

    The amount of chaos in what just got described is probably close to hell.

  • @carlabouantoun6152
    @carlabouantoun6152 7 місяців тому +622

    WE’RE ABANDONING ALL HOPE AND ENTERING HERE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @cedrosadoppilukkukko7182
      @cedrosadoppilukkukko7182 7 місяців тому +7

      ultrakill refrence. wait, isn't this whole video just explaining the violence layer?

    • @swv6588
      @swv6588 7 місяців тому +26

      ⁠​⁠@@cedrosadoppilukkukko7182it’s from Dante’s inferno, “abandon all hope, ye who enter” or sum shit like that, idk what ultrakill is but the quotes used a lot so I wouldn’t be surprised if they took inspiration from Dante or were paying homage.

    • @cedrosadoppilukkukko7182
      @cedrosadoppilukkukko7182 7 місяців тому +2

      @@swv6588 oh, yeah, makes sense, im just stubit

    • @sally-cant-sleep
      @sally-cant-sleep 7 місяців тому

      going where???

    • @everythingwithashton5876
      @everythingwithashton5876 7 місяців тому +12

      @@cedrosadoppilukkukko7182ultrakill fans forgetting about Christianity

  • @djd00mshyer
    @djd00mshyer 7 місяців тому +241

    This imaginary is a nightmare version of a Dr Seuss book.

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ 7 місяців тому +196

    POV: you’re the sun, checking in on britain (everything you gaze upon is instantly immolated, none of these godforsaken beings dare tread where you tread)

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 7 місяців тому +240

    “Hell is empty because of that damn machine…” -gabriel definitely

  • @AdamVollmer
    @AdamVollmer 7 місяців тому +232

    "What.... what do you call this place?"
    "The Aristocrats!"

  • @Harbinger5777
    @Harbinger5777 7 місяців тому +84

    this is what happens to a man when he enters maine for an hour

  • @SootyPhoenix
    @SootyPhoenix 7 місяців тому +129

    This cured my breast cancer.
    Thanks.

  • @thebanana26
    @thebanana26 7 місяців тому +50

    Your narration of darker poems is litteraly like nothing else I've ever seen. Amazing narration work

  • @L0NG_PR0NG
    @L0NG_PR0NG 7 місяців тому +60

    I lost it at “damned angels hurl nailbombs” 😂 this is incredible ❤

  • @Xen0beat
    @Xen0beat 7 місяців тому +24

    I really need a whole horror audiobook with this voice, sound quality and vibe

  • @SlightlySchizophrenic
    @SlightlySchizophrenic 7 місяців тому +87

    Mankind is alive
    Hell is empty
    Blood is useless

  • @guyonyoutube3538
    @guyonyoutube3538 7 місяців тому +91

    First thing i thought when i saw this noticed this notification was ULTRAKILL

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger 7 місяців тому +49

    This is the first story that has actually made Hell seem like a place I don't want to go lmao

    • @_wheeler8601
      @_wheeler8601 7 місяців тому

      I scamper to the light despite its blinding rays melting the darkness in my soul most painfully, for hell was not made for men.
      Divinity is alien to me, foreign in the highest concept, alien in shape. But hell is most familier, and I wish not anything be lost in that inky cauldron
      Hell is not ran by the devil, he is to be destroyed, and it is not ran by holy angels, dare they be tainted. And it is not ran by the damned, for prisoners do not run they're own prison. It is ran by God merely not being present, nor caring for the inhabitants, and mortal men's immortal soul are easily tormented.

    • @Vivify5040
      @Vivify5040 Місяць тому +4

      Genuinely I think being able to visualize how bad things can be is a benefit of growing up with a fear of Hell

  • @whitecomet3036
    @whitecomet3036 7 місяців тому +41

    The young dwarven beard is what makes this video 10 times better

  • @eliproductions8507
    @eliproductions8507 4 місяці тому +9

    This is why you never step foot in downtown Portland

  • @MrQuantumInc
    @MrQuantumInc 7 місяців тому +18

    The right level of detail to leave you intrigued and to raise more questions than it answers.
    Even if you expanded this into a full novel, the question of whether the unimaginable cruelty of this civilization is born of the need for survival, or the desires of ambition, would not be fully answered.

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus 7 місяців тому +17

    a depiction of war as seen like it really is, no romanticizing or hollywoodizing, just pure hell

  • @tricksterzyro3230
    @tricksterzyro3230 7 місяців тому +12

    The way you emerged out of the darkness was spooky, this was another excellent reading done by you. The writing is so raw and gritty enhanced even further by your voice.

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 7 місяців тому +29

    I'd love to see your spin on some of Mishima's poems and themes. "Heaven must have been beautiful then" or his thoughts on death in that 70s interview

  • @fellow9939
    @fellow9939 7 місяців тому +9

    This video is brought to you by the Michigan board of Tourism.

  • @JohnLemon-xq4pd
    @JohnLemon-xq4pd 7 місяців тому +45

    Hell seems funni

  • @uchoobe1876
    @uchoobe1876 7 місяців тому +20

    Cool description of Detroit

  • @ogregflamenguista4313
    @ogregflamenguista4313 7 місяців тому +17

    ok ulysses, bull this, bear that now can you give my robot back?

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 7 місяців тому +1

      "Bear. Bull. Courier package. 📦 💣 Winged bitches." - Ulysses probably

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 7 місяців тому +11

    Bro Hazbin Hotel reboot sounding wild.

  • @sleepingbee8997
    @sleepingbee8997 2 дні тому +1

    Man, Cleveland's new tourism campaign is really something

  • @KimKhan
    @KimKhan 7 місяців тому +7

    Lustmord always makes for a great background ambiance.

  • @bellswall2370
    @bellswall2370 7 місяців тому +7

    You should totally read the judges speech from blood meridian, your voice is perfect for it!

  • @foxxiepro9960
    @foxxiepro9960 7 місяців тому +11

    I love this guy's work so much!

  • @Tubewatcherdude
    @Tubewatcherdude 7 місяців тому +8

    This guy makes poetry interesting

  • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
    @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 7 місяців тому +8

    This puts me in the mood to replay _Agony_ and _Scorn,_ then reread Wayne Barlowe's _God's Demon_ and Edward Lee's _City Infernal._

  • @at-90ree13
    @at-90ree13 7 місяців тому +49

    10-1 /// RETURN TO RUINS
    Blood is fuel
    Hell is empty
    DEMONS ROAM FREE

    • @Mooonwithanextrao
      @Mooonwithanextrao 6 місяців тому +2

      Humanity is gone
      Blood is low
      Hell is empty
      *Paradise is next.*

  • @thrusteavis
    @thrusteavis 7 місяців тому +4

    Heresy is my favorite dark ambient album ever, perfect pick

  • @smarmydude3019
    @smarmydude3019 6 місяців тому +5

    this is actually just beautiful. weird as all hell, but beautiful. great writing by paranoidleadbuzz, and great narration by you.

    • @Iamnothereijustsee
      @Iamnothereijustsee 5 місяців тому +1

      I lost that channel when my phone broke. I appreciate the thanks.

  • @meltingmug
    @meltingmug Місяць тому +2

    A voice fit for a Dark Prophet, and a beard worthy of Dwarven respect.

  • @indianpotatofarmer6508
    @indianpotatofarmer6508 7 місяців тому +4

    Literally a description of upper Detroit

  • @Centilmeh-h2x
    @Centilmeh-h2x 7 місяців тому +5

    Hell is empty mfers when they see "Hell is full"(ULTRAKILL Players):

  • @PaganPilot
    @PaganPilot 7 місяців тому +5

    Describing one hell of doom wad

  • @manutosis598
    @manutosis598 7 місяців тому +3

    MANKIND IS DEAD
    BLOOD IS FUEL
    HELL IS FULL

  • @JohnWilson-cp2nj
    @JohnWilson-cp2nj 7 місяців тому +3

    This has replaced Dracula Flow as my daily morning motivation.

  • @OddOccultist
    @OddOccultist 6 місяців тому +4

    I’m an absolute fan of these narrations. This sort of grim and hellish descriptions really inspire my horror writing. Thank you so much for this creepy gift 🙏 ❤

  • @ReinaSaurus
    @ReinaSaurus 5 місяців тому +3

    we need more deep raspy manly voices grinding their vocal cords. YEEEEEEEEEESSSS.......

  • @127Kronos
    @127Kronos 6 місяців тому +3

    I can't get enough of this channel. I really like voice acting and I find this amusing and soothing at the same time. Even if it's a representation of hell (or the real world) it's a nice way to make art. You have as much credit as the person who wrote this, because you give body and voice to the art, further throwing it into the world.

  • @garyobrian3597
    @garyobrian3597 7 місяців тому +7

    William Shakespeare world be proud like listening to a tormented playwright speak into the void

  • @leviackerman6168
    @leviackerman6168 7 місяців тому +13

    Hell is others, hell yeah

  • @ianbirchfield5124
    @ianbirchfield5124 2 місяці тому +5

    kid: "what happens when we die?"
    women: "you become a beautiful angel and go to heaven."
    men:

  • @theloregoblin2
    @theloregoblin2 5 місяців тому +2

    I wish i could like this video more that once. I always come back to it just to HEAR the picture that is painted. Beautiful.

  • @dvdbox360
    @dvdbox360 Місяць тому +1

    This somehow have that new game called forever winter vibe for some reason

  • @GimbalLocksOnly
    @GimbalLocksOnly 7 місяців тому +1

    I absolutely lose it when he fades in and out

  • @ianbirchfield5124
    @ianbirchfield5124 7 місяців тому +7

    this reminds me of the movie "mad god"

    • @Iamnothereijustsee
      @Iamnothereijustsee 5 місяців тому

      I haven't watched it yet. Looks good

    • @ianbirchfield5124
      @ianbirchfield5124 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Iamnothereijustsee oh, it is! although some scenes drag on maybe a bit to long. it definitely shares the grimdark vibe of this poem.

    • @Iamnothereijustsee
      @Iamnothereijustsee 5 місяців тому

      @@ianbirchfield5124 there are raccoons in my house and cockroaches in the bathroom

  • @DBArtsCreators
    @DBArtsCreators 7 місяців тому +6

    Dark & darker still

  • @MikeF031
    @MikeF031 7 місяців тому +5

    Certainly feels that way

  • @sawmesalami
    @sawmesalami 7 місяців тому +4

    Ultrakill dlc

  • @caracoldeleche
    @caracoldeleche 2 місяці тому

    What shadow lies there,
    beneath the bright gleam.

  • @ericbass3349
    @ericbass3349 6 місяців тому +4

    War... War never changes.

  • @lpseudonyml
    @lpseudonyml 5 місяців тому +1

    First 30 seconds feels like a Doom game, but by a minute and a half it sounds like he's just describing my Dwarf Fortress.

  • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
    @georgelincolnrockwell6248 7 місяців тому +3

    POV: It is a summer afternoon in Portland, Oregon.

  • @warhawk4494
    @warhawk4494 5 місяців тому

    Man thats a great description of the Warp furnaces making chaos weapons and vehicles.

  • @terratrodder
    @terratrodder 2 місяці тому

    A standard Night Lords engagement.

  • @jessequinton4379
    @jessequinton4379 2 місяці тому

    That is correct.

  • @joewall8210
    @joewall8210 7 місяців тому +2

    David Attenborough doccumentary of hell😊

  • @thebonethief
    @thebonethief Місяць тому +1

    Gary, Indiana

  • @matthewwilliams7011
    @matthewwilliams7011 2 місяці тому +2

    Damn this guy has a nice voice

  • @Robin_Goodfellow
    @Robin_Goodfellow 7 місяців тому +1

    And then he melts away again into the darkness

  • @phillbarnes8513
    @phillbarnes8513 3 місяці тому

    I bet you’d give a great Best Man’s speech at a wedding

  • @justawiltingheadofcabbage
    @justawiltingheadofcabbage Місяць тому

    That last line is fucking sick

  • @Pazuzu-
    @Pazuzu- 6 місяців тому +1

    Awesome!! I could hear a full album of this.

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander Місяць тому

    "And that's just Monday..."

  • @joewall8210
    @joewall8210 7 місяців тому +1

    Sounds like an average day in the eye of terror.

  • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
    @giorgospapoutsakis5271 7 місяців тому

    This feels like a sequel to "once hell is full,the damned will walk the earth"

  • @Tanner-gc9im
    @Tanner-gc9im 7 місяців тому +2

    didn’t know this was about 40k till I heard “chainaxe” lol

  • @emeryduhgamer
    @emeryduhgamer 4 місяці тому

    Happiest Chicago citizen:

  • @Mooonwithanextrao
    @Mooonwithanextrao 6 місяців тому +2

    idk man last time i checked, Humanity is dead, Blood is fuel, and im pretty sure Hell is full

  • @jkbscopes1233
    @jkbscopes1233 7 місяців тому +4

    "one day hell will be empty and its doors will rattle in the wind" -the Prophet Muhammad

  • @YouKnowLarry6615
    @YouKnowLarry6615 7 місяців тому +1

    Idk why but this goes hard

  • @ashrussell5682
    @ashrussell5682 Місяць тому

    *Visits Chicago Once*

  • @slywolfe
    @slywolfe 2 місяці тому +3

    I am going to play this in one of my D&D campaigns in the Hells 🫡
    Should terrify my players
    Mwuahaha

  • @coltthemac962
    @coltthemac962 2 місяці тому

    Welcome to The Pitt

  • @cy83rasf20
    @cy83rasf20 2 місяці тому +1

    What a grand face reveal tho 😱

  • @budala3831
    @budala3831 7 місяців тому +1

    Sounds like the way this world is going to end fr

  • @samuellund1377
    @samuellund1377 7 місяців тому +1

    Happy Easter to you too! 🐰 🥚 🔥 😮

  • @Sandono
    @Sandono 7 місяців тому +2

    Now this is ASMR

  • @Cyrenaicia2099
    @Cyrenaicia2099 7 місяців тому +3

    Love this

  • @HOI4gaming6903
    @HOI4gaming6903 7 місяців тому

    Good description of a calm and nice day in Lublin

  • @Kriss-m9j
    @Kriss-m9j 2 місяці тому

    Sounds like an ordinary trip to the market lel

  • @bravojr
    @bravojr Місяць тому

    So a afternoon in a hive city

  • @Nu_bopustim_Vlad
    @Nu_bopustim_Vlad День тому

    Normal day in Chughuyiv city...

  • @go-togames1864
    @go-togames1864 7 місяців тому +1

    Pov: You asked him how his trip was to paris in June and July 2023 was

  • @ComputerGoblin02
    @ComputerGoblin02 7 місяців тому +2

    warmachines made out alive metal sounds awesome, to be honest

  • @igorivanov783
    @igorivanov783 5 місяців тому

    average day in plymouth

  • @MrReliable-qb5om
    @MrReliable-qb5om 19 днів тому

    Bros got that Darkest dungeons ahh voice

  • @declangalea5116
    @declangalea5116 7 місяців тому +4

    This is Hamilton Ontario.

    • @colbygordon6936
      @colbygordon6936 7 місяців тому

      I see your Hamilton and raise you Surrey, British Columbia. Because what's more fun than 40 years of gang warfare that got so bad the Surrey PD hired a known Hells Angels affiliate to their Board for some fucking reason.

  • @SilasKeon
    @SilasKeon 7 місяців тому +4

    Holy shit.

  • @porklaser
    @porklaser 7 місяців тому

    When you step in to Caelid for the first time.

  • @TH3SHUR1F
    @TH3SHUR1F 7 місяців тому

    How to describe Hell’s depiction in DOOM (2016)/Eternal in 3 minutes and 36 seconds.