Nisekoi Abridged Episode 5: Takin it Slow

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • Happy Belated Birthday to Marika. We wanted to get this out yesterday for the character's b-day. Nonetheless, its finally out
    Cast List:
    Raku & Yuki: SirChronocide
    Tsugumi: Alifluro
    Chitoge: Mewsel
    Marika & Yuno: Leafuchii
    Shu: TheDastails
    Boy 1: Grimmjack69
    Boy 2: Phattony92
    Teacher: Niipaan
    Paprika: Phattony92
    Guest Editor: Explodicy
    Sound Engineer: Minismee
    Additional SFX Editing: TheDastails
    Music Used:
    FF XIII OST
    Nisekoi: OST

КОМЕНТАРІ • 331

  • @dylancosta2129
    @dylancosta2129 7 років тому +126

    "This is bullsh#t, this guy has been in a coma for 6weeks and he still is getting girls."

  • @Zerobasssoul
    @Zerobasssoul 7 років тому +253

    "Attack my daughters pink fortress" I have had the most undescribable laughter of my life

  • @yourcurator8101
    @yourcurator8101 7 років тому +400

    this kid been in a hospital for six weeks and still pulling girls 😂😂😂

  • @TheDefectiveAI
    @TheDefectiveAI 7 років тому +88

    If I were a crazy motherfucking walking arsenal, where would I keep my stash?

    • @loganjshaw140
      @loganjshaw140 5 років тому +7

      In my pants!!! Lol

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 4 роки тому +3

      In my tits because there is so much space. Oh wait I forgot I’m a man.

    • @tywoahtv2125
      @tywoahtv2125 3 роки тому +1

      In my jacket Bc it might be my jacket but you can’t prove they mines

  • @PhatTony92
    @PhatTony92 7 років тому +212

    3:48 That moment you remember you actually voiced that character. COMPLETELY forgot about that line!

  • @sonicblade8692
    @sonicblade8692 7 років тому +135

    the moment she yelled "Have my babies!" I was dying of laughter

    • @loganjshaw140
      @loganjshaw140 5 років тому +1

      Is she related to morowku form inyuasha?

    • @t4k_tab824
      @t4k_tab824 4 роки тому

      Where can you find the season

    • @seal_playz5278
      @seal_playz5278 2 роки тому

      This is bullsh!t lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidb4090
      @davidb4090 Рік тому

      Batter dip the corndog! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @skyfoxofchaos9517
    @skyfoxofchaos9517 6 років тому +9

    "Wanna attack my daughters pink fortress use your little friendly weapon" remins me of roger

  • @brokeanimations6982
    @brokeanimations6982 7 років тому +187

    i need 6 seasons and a movie

    • @LethargicLesh
      @LethargicLesh 7 років тому +7

      orange moth Yup except for the fucking 9 months it takes to make one

    • @brokeanimations6982
      @brokeanimations6982 7 років тому +11

      BUT DADDY, I WANT IT NOWWW

    • @xeph2873
      @xeph2873 7 років тому +6

      orange moth 9 months is not alot just look at aot it took 4 fucking years for season 2

    • @SomePkmnlovingdude
      @SomePkmnlovingdude 5 років тому

      F**k! No!

  • @thebeastrideraleks4996
    @thebeastrideraleks4996 7 років тому +130

    I came back from the dead to watch this
    Ends
    Dies
    I will be back for the next one in 1 year

  • @heartlesspaladin8663
    @heartlesspaladin8663 3 роки тому +8

    "Honey, you can't keep adding a new baby for every one of your boyfriends I kill."
    This chick has had 11 boyfriends?!
    I have never heard a man in an anime or abridged series say the kind of stuff marika's dad said.
    "It's her or prison." Now that's one hell of an ultimatum.

  • @pyrhoic8034
    @pyrhoic8034 7 років тому +79

    Did he mean 5 days in prison or 5 life sentences at the end?

  • @gamer33XD
    @gamer33XD 7 років тому +51

    The horizontal greased weasel tango... that is the first time I have heard that XD

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 7 років тому +44

    Six weeks in a coma and still getting the girl... Impressive

    • @helperdude8205
      @helperdude8205 4 роки тому +3

      the doctor was a lady if him was a vir him not no more

  • @gavinphoenix8114
    @gavinphoenix8114 7 років тому +24

    That yuno joke killed me

  • @IloveJesus_paris
    @IloveJesus_paris 6 років тому +50

    HAVE MY BABYS
    ME: WTF

  • @loganjshaw140
    @loganjshaw140 5 років тому +6

    The reverse trap hit him hard.

  • @dragongod522
    @dragongod522 5 років тому +7

    Im glad im watching all of these 2019 so not much cliff hangers
    Ive been looking on all of the dates and it looks so brutal

  • @alekso8254
    @alekso8254 3 роки тому +7

    "You can't keep adding a new baby for every one of your boyfriends I kill"
    Me: Keep this up she's gonna be on a brand new series of 19 kids and counting

  • @diegomt7901
    @diegomt7901 7 років тому +12

    Amazing video, laughed so badly. i was amazed to hear grimmjack 69 great job you guys.

  • @miles1266
    @miles1266 7 років тому +6

    I loved this, amazing 10/10😍😂😂😂😂

  • @Grenadier-
    @Grenadier- 7 років тому +21

    GOD DAMNIT YUNO!

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 5 років тому +1

    "No, see, I was actually kidnapped. I blacked out for a little there but I'm pretty sure she literally dragged my atrophied body to her bed like some sort of rodent. Please call the police. Yourself. Please call yourself."

  • @chrille8569
    @chrille8569 5 років тому +4

    1:40 "Hello maggots, my name is 12 year old Asuna"

  • @thanatos1023
    @thanatos1023 7 років тому +6

    good job on this

  • @User-oq9xx
    @User-oq9xx 5 років тому +5

    “They’re dead! They died!”
    “It’s because you were in a f*cking coma”
    Omg Maria Nikki lol
    2:45

  • @chamo2240
    @chamo2240 6 років тому +3

    "Horizontal grease weasel tango..." Good one.

  • @kronos200
    @kronos200 5 років тому +4

    Grim knows how do a background character....

  • @darkabyssbreak1039
    @darkabyssbreak1039 7 років тому +8

    Love Marika! Favorite Nisekoi girl and Nice episode!

  • @PotatoHedgehog
    @PotatoHedgehog 7 років тому +2

    Okay, this was effin' hilarious. Definitely subscribing!
    Always nice to come across a fellow abridger and their crew. :)

  • @Hi-fd9ie
    @Hi-fd9ie 6 років тому +9

    Omg 0:07 killed ME XD

  • @doublejace
    @doublejace 7 років тому +7

    2:05 Gents, gents of all walks and ways of life..once again, ANIME LOGIC.

  • @jonah4196
    @jonah4196 7 років тому +13

    "The horizontal greased weasel tango" XD

  • @DragonFire-ct9br
    @DragonFire-ct9br 7 років тому +9

    1:54 he's thinking "what just happened? "

  • @brobro5493
    @brobro5493 7 років тому +6

    I've BEEN WAITING 4 THIS!!!!!

  • @sheldonspl2712
    @sheldonspl2712 7 років тому +55

    papa-rika hahahhhahhh:2:16

  • @huzafamalik7873
    @huzafamalik7873 6 років тому +8

    Marika also has a crush on the Devil King Maou

    • @elliotw4606
      @elliotw4606 6 років тому

      And all these gals sizes gonna make the hero even more pissed 😂😂😂

  • @BlueBlazeKing
    @BlueBlazeKing Рік тому

    Never in my life have I ever heard doing the “Horizontal grease weasel tango” before but I will be using it a lot more often

  • @animepanda867
    @animepanda867 6 років тому +2

    I love the future dairy reference

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 6 років тому +3

    3:48: Almost sounds like Patrick Warburton X,D

  • @spencerlam518
    @spencerlam518 7 років тому +4

    this was nice to watch after Spiritpact, now im crying a bit less.

  • @thantunaye
    @thantunaye 6 років тому +3

    0:02 if only al funerals was like this

  • @Explodicy
    @Explodicy 7 років тому +9

    This was a lot of fun to edit! Took me a while but I think it paid off! The episode turned out great!

  • @wugglesx
    @wugglesx Рік тому

    That was impressive bartering skills at the end to be fair took the guy from like 60years-life to 5days.

  • @superhessu3
    @superhessu3 7 років тому +13

    ''isn't Marika type of spice?''
    ''That's Paprika you dipshit''
    ;DDDD1ddDDd nice one

  • @uberscribbles7901
    @uberscribbles7901 5 років тому +1

    0:02 That funny loud guy 😆

  • @hehehhehehhh3907
    @hehehhehehhh3907 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is living the life

  • @kronos200
    @kronos200 5 років тому +1

    Grimjack is by far my most favorite abridged voice actor...

  • @Hi-fd9ie
    @Hi-fd9ie 6 років тому +1

    3:49 XD CORNDOG

  • @doublejace
    @doublejace 7 років тому +2

    1:16 anime logic says that's it's the same difference at this point

  • @Axoris
    @Axoris 7 років тому +49

    Fairy Tail... WHEN

    • @TheDastails
      @TheDastails  7 років тому +14

      I can't give an exact ETA. But its being worked on, Don't worry :)

    • @3on324
      @3on324 6 років тому +1

      Playlist Master 2010

  • @barrysmith6595
    @barrysmith6595 7 років тому +14

    I zoned out when when what's her name's father threatened to put what's his name in jail what happened

    • @loganjshaw140
      @loganjshaw140 5 років тому +1

      They will be no 2nd girl. To bad because there are many.

  • @bluejaybird6435
    @bluejaybird6435 5 років тому +2

    *This is bull$hit! This kid's been in the hospital for six weeks, and he's sTiLL PuLLinG In GIrlS!!*

  • @JamJams_001
    @JamJams_001 6 років тому

    Thank u so much for making these

  • @Shadowreaper5
    @Shadowreaper5 2 роки тому

    Tony must have had so much fun doing these lines.

  • @timpind.8237
    @timpind.8237 7 років тому +8

    YUUKI

  • @Emmymeldo
    @Emmymeldo 6 років тому

    When the thumbnail is marai niki you know your in for a treat

  • @etherexorcist6902
    @etherexorcist6902 7 років тому +1

    "this kid has been in the hospital for six weeks and he's still pulling in girls" huh, didn't know I was in an anime. funny enough I have that kind of odd luck and I gotta say it sucks

  • @GA4836_
    @GA4836_ 5 років тому

    I love how he keeps on saying come again

  • @k.a.m.e.n.i.0397
    @k.a.m.e.n.i.0397 6 років тому +1

    0:56 wow wow wow take me to diner first

  • @ispidex8954
    @ispidex8954 6 років тому +10

    Did i heard issei's voice around 2:00 ?
    (From highschool dxd)

    • @Zkaek
      @Zkaek 5 років тому

      Nah, it sorta sounds like Isseis friend that has the gray hair or somthin, I WANT THE SEASON... SEASON 5!

  • @spontaneousshinobi5568
    @spontaneousshinobi5568 6 років тому +1

    1:46
    Random guy:Is it Marika the type of spice
    Other Random Guy:Thats Paprika you dipshit
    Me:😂😂😂😂

  • @DonovanIyer
    @DonovanIyer 4 роки тому +1

    Who else thinks this whole video is hilarious!?!?!?!?!

  • @justkyledavid
    @justkyledavid 7 років тому +19

    ily all.

  • @KINGMAT692
    @KINGMAT692 4 роки тому +3

    4:25 I heard joe from family guy or sounds like em😂🤣

  • @colin5371
    @colin5371 5 років тому

    Watch with captions is something I learned the hard way

  • @mrwogamump7520
    @mrwogamump7520 4 роки тому +1

    Idk why but i laughed so hard at this 1:45

  • @WolfenX4
    @WolfenX4 6 років тому +2

    Do the horizontal greased weasel tango. I'm Dead

  • @yusakumaki8635
    @yusakumaki8635 5 років тому +2

    These are pretty accurare from my old highschool perspective😂

  • @mrnoob4388
    @mrnoob4388 6 років тому +1

    1:46 I had lost some brain cells

  • @Infamousfilms100
    @Infamousfilms100 7 років тому

    Good Episode :)

  • @jayslife82jay36
    @jayslife82jay36 5 років тому +2

    THIS IS SOOO FUNNY IT HAS ALOT OF CURSING IN IT
    NICE😊

  • @khristopher3323
    @khristopher3323 6 років тому

    he doesn't remember being in the hospital for 6 weeks but his friends said he was

  • @fireandhearts8401
    @fireandhearts8401 5 років тому +1

    WOAH WOAH WOAH
    take me to dinner first:3

  • @LethargicLesh
    @LethargicLesh 7 років тому

    Yay now I get to wait another fucking 9 months for some new original humor

  • @jalenbulliner6155
    @jalenbulliner6155 7 років тому +3

    love yolllove yell

  • @kagelenakuma5475
    @kagelenakuma5475 7 років тому +2

    0:46 XD anyone notice anything related to Kid Goku?

  • @subifire561
    @subifire561 7 років тому

    HALLELUJIAH, ITS BACK

  • @armandolira107
    @armandolira107 7 років тому +1

    take me to dinner first 0:55 , thats right even after being almost killed girls still make you work for it

  • @seanibarra1242
    @seanibarra1242 7 років тому +13

    Worth the wait, my lungs hurt from laughing so hard

  • @pyrovader80
    @pyrovader80 7 років тому +1

    continue this series pls

  • @darkeneddoom5278
    @darkeneddoom5278 5 років тому +2

    Ahh future diary, I did not see that one coming

  • @doublejace
    @doublejace 7 років тому

    1:35-1:36 Brace yourselves for when the other shoe falls.

  • @8-bitrain268
    @8-bitrain268 7 років тому

    Can't wait until ep6

  • @Legofan2676
    @Legofan2676 7 років тому

    Woot! Took ya long enough.

  • @joshuapalma408
    @joshuapalma408 6 років тому +1

    XD
    In previous lives
    My Future Diary

  • @nii-shant1383
    @nii-shant1383 3 роки тому +1

    2:46 future dairy

  • @issiehyodo9770
    @issiehyodo9770 6 років тому

    Holly shit we've been lovers for the past lives fucking god damn it

  • @therainenetwork3510
    @therainenetwork3510 6 років тому +1

    He was looking for weapons of mass destruction. Then he found them.

  • @monsoul777
    @monsoul777 7 років тому

    Its just that bit with Grimmjack He steals it

  • @megaknight360james2
    @megaknight360james2 7 років тому +3

    Wtf did I just watched but in a good way?

  • @sadboisinthestreets7890
    @sadboisinthestreets7890 7 років тому +1

    We need ep 6

  • @federalnoobassociation9375
    @federalnoobassociation9375 4 роки тому +1

    Batter tip your corn dog LOL

  • @gorgieyanib5356
    @gorgieyanib5356 2 роки тому

    I LOVE THAT HE SAID WHERE DO FUCKING ARSENAL MY CHANCE TO SEE WHERE HE STORE ALL THE GUNS OUT OF AND ITS LITERY A GIRL

  • @charliechar2717
    @charliechar2717 7 років тому

    lel the future diary references

  • @mr.rohlman5844
    @mr.rohlman5844 6 років тому +1

    2:43 he did not just pull that fucking cars did he? Mirai was so fucked up

  • @cassttychu8032
    @cassttychu8032 7 років тому +1

    THERE PAST LIFE WAS MIRAI NIKKI I SWEAR THAT I NEVER SEE THAT ANIME

  • @niycaionicx.7855
    @niycaionicx.7855 5 років тому

    I heard Some oregairu ost in this... Hachiman would be proud

  • @callmeken2327
    @callmeken2327 6 років тому

    4:15 Yuno Gasai Reincarnate's father went from sounding like a deadbeat alcoholic to MuthaFuckin JOE from Family Guy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mjt5267
    @mjt5267 4 роки тому

    The spice part got me wheezing

  • @insertname5371
    @insertname5371 7 років тому

    yes it is out