Ok I get that, but if I were to bike, hypothetically, if I were to bike away, let's analyze this. Where the fUCK would I go. I'm on a big blue ball! You ran out of ink too didnt ya, ya bastards.
“Yes,im ensuring that 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system,is necessary for the instumentality”
you will always the Escapism. he could have stayed nothing but he wanted those people back. it's what rejecting instrument means. always escaping nothing again and again. sorry that my english
the show: a deep phycological look into depression as well as social anxiety and pear pressure while presenting it as a well made story about a child looking for the approval of his only family left in a truly immersive world where humanity could be wiped out any day as the entire world is pooling funds into one project as a last ditch attempt to survive the fam base: BIKE HORNS
Its like a bird or a bug, somethin with a tiny little pea brain where you can just sit and watch it look around at the world not really understanding what it is seeing but enjoying it anyways
literally everyone: Shinji, for the last time, you can’t run away from your problems! Shinji: you never said anything about “biking away from my problems”
This goes well with my *EVANGELION BIKE, EVANGELION BIKE SEAT, EVANGELION BIKE WHEELS, EVANGELION BIKE HORN, EVANGELION BIKE CHAIN, AND EVANGELION BIKE PEDALS WHILE WEARING MY EVANGELION ATTIRE.*
@@KrystaKream yeah, its a very good manga, its called ikari shinji raising project, asuka mom is alive, shinji's mom is also alive, and its all happy without depressing stuff like the original history
I accidentally added this to my "music" playlist instead of my "misc" playlist it was a jarring surprise to hear a bike horn amidst a bunch of heavy metal
"Shinji, get on the bike or Rei will have to do it again." "But Father, I don't know how to ride a bike! This isn't fair! If you wanted me to do this, why didn't you teach me!?" "If you're going to ride it, ride it now. If not, then *L* *E* *A* *V* *E* ."
Yui after she sees how fucked up the ending for her son was,decided to grab a bicycle and peddle away from earth before her son wakes up from instrumentality
I have come to accept that when I have finally finished the legendary "important videos" my life on this planet shall be up and I will ascend to meme heaven
NERV: The Angels are learning our strategies and evan began predicting our next move, and our Evas cannot stop them in time, what do you guys suggest? Gendo: Make bikes the size of evangelions so they can pedal towards battle Shinji: Wait wha-! NERV: *WE HAVE A NEW PLAN!*
Realizing he can't run from them, Shinji decides to instead bike away from his problems
John Piland Improvise Adapt Overcome
Underrated coment
"I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away!"
*Gets on Bike*
"...I *can* bike away though."
Using the Eva
At least he's in the damn robot
"I mustn't bike away, I mustn't bike away, I mustn't bike away"
"Shinji, get on the damn bike and use your BMX field!"
Neon Genesis bikelion
This comment, and the first replpy, thanks, you made me laugh so hard😂😂
Bikes away*
Ok I get that, but if I were to bike, hypothetically, if I were to bike away, let's analyze this. Where the fUCK would I go. I'm on a big blue ball! You ran out of ink too didnt ya, ya bastards.
Evangelion: a story about loss, depression, being human
Kaji: *yo check out my watermelons*
Misato:
(=) (=)
Y E S
So can i buy you a drink
*Cup o' tea?*
@@fukaze2021 "BuT I'm A bOy"
Wait- did anyone water the watermelons after the 3rd impact?
@@TrashPandaVT I’m sure they got a Healthy dose of Fanta
“I mustn’t _run_ away, but nobody ever said anything about cycling...”
-Shinji Ikari
*pedals agressively*
But can doom run?
@@user-le8ul4nr5t my headcannon is that the part of the EVA source code is Ultimate Doom in its entirety(?)
GET OFF THE BIKE SHINJI
I must drink my coffee so I don’t run away
GET ON THE DAMN BIKE SHINJI
ThatIrishBloke15 I WON'T RIDE AWAY!
ThatIrishBloke15 You have the best avatar in the internet
Bethan Rees I mustn't ride away
ThatIrishBloke15 More like:
"Get in the robot Chen!"
ThatIrishBloke15 kk nerd
I wonder if the cruel angel ever got its PhD considering how good its thesis was
It’s cruel so it doesn’t deserve it
The Cruel Angel got it’s PhD in engineering, I had a talk with it yesterday.
SicklySphere8
Damn, why engineering tho? Didn't the cruel angel study music theory
@@AethernaLuxen I thought it was a PhD on Psychology tho
Stolen from another video but GG
"I assure you, SEELE, bicycles for the Evangelions are completely necessary for Instrumentality."
-Gendo, probably
“Yes,im ensuring that 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system,is necessary for the instumentality”
Too bad I can't like this, I don't want to ruin the 69 likes.
@@agentorange9867 "Yes, I assure you queefs are necessary, SEELE"
**looks at the Shinji Ikari Raising Project manga**
@@agentorange9867 bro what the fuck
When you realize the EVA can only do this for 5 minutes
*connects bike to eva battery*
UNLIMITED POWER
One minute after this video the eva died
*unit-01 obtains s2 drive*
You forgot Eva-01 ate a S^2 engine
58 seconds left
“No! It’s going berserk!”
(Evangelion gets off bicycle and gets on motorcycle)
ive never laughed this hard
Kaneda’s bike lol
Puts on some rad shades
It's going even more berserk!
(Eva gets off motorcycle and gets in car)
VROOM VROOM PUNKS!!!
HAS ANYONE EVEN GOTTEN THIS FAR IN THE PLAYLIST?????
yeah
Yeah, I'm going all the way
we will survive!
a
Yulp
Evangelion: *show with the deep meaning that you shouldn't do escapism*
Evangelion fandom using Evangelion to do escapism:
The mistick Destroyer its a meme man
you will always the Escapism. he could have stayed nothing but he wanted those people back. it's what rejecting instrument means. always escaping nothing again and again. sorry that my english
hmmm yes today i will do an escapism
according to Anno there is no deep meaning
i accidentally an escapism...
the show: a deep phycological look into depression as well as social anxiety and pear pressure while presenting it as a well made story about a child looking for the approval of his only family left in a truly immersive world where humanity could be wiped out any day as the entire world is pooling funds into one project as a last ditch attempt to survive
the fam base: BIKE HORNS
Corey Taylor *FAM BASE*
@@cheeselord8153 we are no longer the fans, we are......THE FAMS
@@cheeselord8153 Yall just gonna ignore *p e a r p r e s s u r e*
"I'm 13 and this is deep"
P E A R P R E S S U R E
"WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
WHERE IS SHINJI AND EVA 01?!"
Shinji:
NERV Personnel: Sir, hes biking away from his problems in the EVA...
Shinji: *NopeNopeNopeNopeNope*
_fuck this shit i'm out_
"D*mn, we should've been more specific when we told him not to run away..."
"Welcome to the runaway train"
Who the frick make a bike that big anyway and were could I get one
THE EVANGELION BUDGET LOOKING EXPENSIVE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.
IKR
as per usual
Jakaaron this is so sad that this shit looks better than the last episode
She's looking for her son in this field of blood and watermelon.
Lucent Lulu Yep because Eva Unit 1 is Yui.
She's looking for herself
@@Van-ww8ud Damn, took it from lost child situation to existential crisis in a heartbeat.
@@FirithPanda still not as fast as Eva going from a mecha show to existentially pondering the human psyche
Blood? You mean fanta, right?
I can’t get over how oddly adorable the biking unit 1 is
Its like a bird or a bug, somethin with a tiny little pea brain where you can just sit and watch it look around at the world not really understanding what it is seeing but enjoying it anyways
She do a lookie
Are we just going ignore that beautiful endless field of WATERMELONS
Canada Dry That is my favorite part. I hope the blood of humanity can water them, nobody else will appearently.
Kaji should have built himself a suit
Kaji would be proud
Kaji-san desu
we love you kaji..
*watches video and looks at noose* Not today, old friend.
knot today? aaaah?
+EvilGuacamoleGaming get the noose.....
Not today.
+Rei Ayanami knot today, I'm tied up all day.
I'm losing track of all these other clones... Are you Rei 412943002345492 or Rei412943002345493
shinji: I got depression
asuka: my mom died, so I'm better then everyone
rei: bruh
kaji: *watermelon.*
community: Wow, best anime.
You forgot the orange juice.
Not gonna ruin 69 likes
W A T E R M E L O N
@dio brandon yes. 🤧
dio brandon smh ramiel best waifu
But clockiel comes in a close 2nd
The mother of shinji:
"WHERE IS MAH BABY?!?!"
Also Yui: *fucking dies from contact with the robot*
A cruel bike's thesis
A cruel Angel's bike
A bike Angel's thesis
No, to say the name of this masterpiece, you must doot "A cruel Angel's thesis" in Morse code with a bike horn.
Thesis Bike Angel
Thesis a bike's angel
A bike Bike's bike
A cruel bike angel thesis
Shinji: I WON’T RUN AWAY!
Shinji, 15 seconds later:
Kyle Dawnstar I musnt run away I mustnt run ok I got that. But if I did...
*WHERE THE FUCK WOULD I GO
IM ON A GIANT BLUE BALL*
Desperately rode away 😂
Jared Sergent well it’s a giant orange ball now
*NIGERUNDAYOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MISATO!!!*
@@jaredsergent857 ironic that in the end of the movie,the only one who didn't run away and stay with the "humanity" was shinji,and asuka.
literally everyone: Shinji, for the last time, you can’t run away from your problems!
Shinji: you never said anything about “biking away from my problems”
I like the nervous, fearful expression on the evangelion's face
“Shit shit shit where is my umbilical cable, I only have 4 minutes and 2 seconds left, FUCK”
"shinji where are you get in the pod I'm scared"
She’s looking for her boy for the rest of eternity
**sees watermelons**
So Kaji, this is what you've been up to.
Kaji was actually the first human to find the will to live and emerge from the LCL, now the whole planet is covered in watermelon patches
Ironically,
The evangelion dont have the charger connected and the video is 4 minutes long
Isnt it up to 5 minutes in economy mode?
TheLT yes, but look at how fast he’s peddling. No way that’s economy mode.
Technically unit 01 is female
@@drcgad3052 technically they are all female
@@lynxweatherall7114 I knew that, but i was specifically referring to Unit 01. Though there are some sources that state Units 03 and 04 are male.
Me trying to study for my final exam
Rest of my brain:
So are the watermelons
Oh shit I commented on the wrong one
This goes well with my *EVANGELION BIKE, EVANGELION BIKE SEAT, EVANGELION BIKE WHEELS, EVANGELION BIKE HORN, EVANGELION BIKE CHAIN, AND EVANGELION BIKE PEDALS WHILE WEARING MY EVANGELION ATTIRE.*
You forgot your EVANGELION ROADWAY
AND YOUR EVANMELIONS.
That is one of the best evangelion puns I've ever heard...
Xd
@@NoOne-cs6zx Yui, laughing at a joke, *Impossible*
I see NERV´s budget has been reduced again. At this rate we will never beat the angels
“Whaddaya mean ‘we ran out of money?’”
"Actually... At this rate, we´re gonna have to use crayons to animate the rest of the last episode."
At this rate we’re going to have to produce a cartoon series, loosely based on our experiences, and sell that for revenue
Ahh shit. There goes episodes 25 and 26
444TH like
"Shinji, Get in the robot!"
"I can't, it's riding a bicycle away from me!"
CinnPai you are smart
"Wait, you want *SPOILERS* inside me? You people are sick!" *01 then rides away, gendo looking at his hand*
it knows better than letting a emotional teenager pilot a mech
LOL
Gendo + viewers: "pussy."
3:21
*_Is everyone just gonna ignore Gendo with the bike helmet-?_*
Yes.
Yes
Yass
That shit gave me a jumpscare because i was really close to the screen and it's like midnight
You are doing God's work
It's kind of crazy that this anime is 25 years old today.
I'm getting old, dude.
"I only listen to REAL music."
I can imagine Gendo trying to convince the members of SEELE to approve funding for a massive EVA sized bicycle
There is a manga where he used funds so he could buy exercise bicycles to power up nerv base in case of energy loss
@@eusoixpertinho1414 lmao really?
He would buy it for rei to use in Eva-00
@@KrystaKream yeah, its a very good manga, its called ikari shinji raising project, asuka mom is alive, shinji's mom is also alive, and its all happy without depressing stuff like the original history
@@eusoixpertinho1414 is like they made a manga out of the alternative world presented during the instrumentalizacion
Ah, yes
The *BIKE* Instrumentality Project.
Yui gotta burn those calories after eating Zeruel after all.
Imagine someone who's never heard of Evangelion being given this with no explanation
I did watch this without knowing shit
Now i watch it having watched everything
*AND I UNDERSTAND IT ALL NOW*
Well, it's not like the original thing is more understandable. Actually, as a first view, this might make more sense.
Chuy DHM don't lie. None of us understand......
@@jaredsergent857
Tru dat :(
I just sent this to a gc of people who don't know what evangelion is
After watching the bike horn version of this, I looked down at my hand.
"I'm so fucked up..."
PLAINMooRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLAINMooRE ahhahahHahHhA LMFAO
+PLAINMooRE I believe you mean "I'm so honked up."
+PLAINMooRE Hey man, after this, we're all a little horn-y.
+Chaosian01 eyyyyyyy
Shinji: I mustn’t run away!
Shinji: *I must bike away!*
"I mustn't run away."
"I mustn't run away."
"I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY."
"i can bike away though."
And suddenly the whole seriousness of the anime comes
*tumbling down*
*tumbling down*
*tumbling down*
That is exactly why I love this.
Komm, süßer Tod*
@@mortenbund1219 I don't know how to into unicode.
@@nathanmontgomery7865 Well, it's a hell of a lot easier when you're actually german, so your keyboard has these keys :D
No
I accidentally added this to my "music" playlist instead of my "misc" playlist
it was a jarring surprise to hear a bike horn amidst a bunch of heavy metal
Was it an accident, though?
Happens to me a lot with joke music
Justindor The Wonder Wizard you dare to call this masterpiece a joke
@Mr. Pok3m0n
“There are no accidents”
-Master Oogway
You knew it was music since the start.
This seems like a modern youtube masterpiece, not a 2012 one.
You sir predicted the future
I had to go back and check the upload date after reading this. Holy Magikarp.
"All humor is randomly generated"
Its crazy you say that cus I remember watching this in high school 2012 jesus lmao
@@Ami-ut2us damn you're old
@@csdgay 😂 we currently have 2 choices: age or die! Its nice getting blasts from the past.
I love how Rei is just *staring*
this is what my brain sounds like at the end of the semester
Be happy that you still have brain cells...
I ruined the 666 xD
This actually got me to watch Evangelion
Same tho
Looool
How'd y'like it?
jesus
Somehow
Me too
I love how the Eva constantly looks like it's terrified of everything. 😂
I'd be scared too if everyone was turned into Tang and half of the face of my friend was the only thing left on Earth
if you've ever cycled in an urban area it's very relatable
"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle anywhere I like."
Can't stop pissing orange soda
Does it hurt?
extremely
Semiawn Jesus is the bread man
Semiawn go to doctor deuce
SHAWNNN
this is what the budget was in the last two episodes
where is the lie
Cat Merchant
there is no lie
Cat Merchant in April.
[blank] shaaaaaaaun
Cat Merchant the cake is the lie
me: starts watching NGE on netflix
UA-cam: *here*
We gonna ignore the fact that the bike is like large enough for an eva?
Eva Unit's new mode of transportation. More efficient, more reliable
unit 01 looks so stressed
Cause of all the fight probably 0-0
He's trying to nope away from the end of the world.
I'd be stressed too if I had to witness the third impact
he's gotta deal with shinji's shit, i'd be stressed too.
"she" unit 1 is a clone of Lilith
Only 9 more, my children. Be brave.
Bardock1132 I must finish my quest. It is my destiny.
PurpleLizard 23 ayyy
Bardock1132 Okay dad
be quiet ginger
Bardock1132 SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUN
The fact that this still pops up in my recommended from time to time makes me smile
Keep in mind that someone thought of this brilliant idea 8 YEARS AGO
Does anyone else remember the day this played in the background on every board of 4chan for asukas birthday? Or was that a fever dream
Holy shit
This actually happened?
@@chaingigan7545 yep
Usaka's*
"Fucking /a/."
- TG
I love how there's an endless supply of Kaji's melons
Imagine reading this out of context
Non fan reading this "Kaji's Melons"
Took me a while to realise those green things are watermelons.
Thank you Kaji-san. Very cool.
Shinji: *run away from his problems*
His friend: *that's illegal*
Shinji:
My mind watching episode 25 and 26 of EVA the 1st time
You weren't ready.
None of us were ready
Neither we are
Nor we will ...
Me
You were (not) ready
How do I become ready
after important videos, I'm going to web junk which consists of 3,000 videos. please wish me well.
christian leedahl Yup. I sure will buddy.
Purple Nurple sammee
Purple Nurple good luck!
Purple Nurple God have mercy on your soul
I'm coming with you
"Shinji, get on the bike or Rei will have to do it again."
"But Father, I don't know how to ride a bike! This isn't fair! If you wanted me to do this, why didn't you teach me!?"
"If you're going to ride it, ride it now. If not, then *L* *E* *A* *V* *E* ."
"A Cruel Bike's Thesis"
I really wish youtube recommendations stopped showing me garbage
and started showing more masterpieces like this.
Not gonna lie, you had me in the 1st half
Agreed!
I knew it was going to say that before I clicked read more. I've read too many UA-cam comments.
@@thomasgallagher6935 weird flex but ok
Absolutely agreed.
This was my introduction to Evangelion. I was so very confused.
OH BOY
Well how’d it turn out?
brocco doggo Still waiting for 3.0+1.0
Jeffrey Ziniti Good to hear! Remember, don’t eat cream donuts in a hospital room, they’re messy
brocco doggo Thanks, 4Kids
Yui after she sees how fucked up the ending for her son was,decided to grab a bicycle and peddle away from earth before her son wakes up from instrumentality
Yeah, Shinji got a bit screwed in the head after Third Impact
Netflix should have replaced 'Fly Me to The Moon' by this...
They really shouldn't have!
This is one of the moments when american cries and asian laughs
But cruel angel thesis is the OP not the ed
until you remember that not even the movies have it.
I think you're worthy of my grace
You have almost reached the end, brave traveler. Be wary.
12 bricks
Imagine how feckin big that bike is
Guess Godzilla lent them his son’s bike
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
Gendo: Oh my God, its Godzilla!
He has mastered the secret Joestar Familiy Technique
iS tHaT a jOJo ReFeReNcE
Finally found the music for my funeral
Rasmus K. Don’t stop being you!
fit for a clown
Invite me pls
I'm gonna have "Komm süßer Tod" play at my funeral.
The bike horn edition of course
Put a bike next to the headstone so when they peddle it powers the music box.
Good job, fellow "important videos" watcher. You've made it so far. We will meet again at the end.
Didnt even skip a second so far.... This one was close tho...
William William kill me now please. I need to sleep.
+Revenge Stalker Don't worry pal,i'll make to the end for him.For now,let his soul rest.
William William I hope we will...
See you there
It's....
*.... Glorious!*
SEC TO MEDBAY. CLOWN HAS INITIATED THIRD IMPACT.
I need this as a relax break after almost dying from the Shaun video
rAwR;3 SHAUUN
SHAWWWWWWWN
SHAUNNNNN
SHAAAAAAAUUUUUUN!!!
SHAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUN
I have come to accept that when I have finally finished the legendary "important videos" my life on this planet shall be up and I will ascend to meme heaven
Thomas Owens you need to finish web junk before that
Thomas Owens there's a second important video playlist too
Ak sumi were?
Thomas Owens Ive finished the important videos playlist 87 times why am I not in meme heaven
Thomas Owens oh yeah im in hell
No one:
Not an angel:
Kaji:
*W A T E R M E L O N S*
Get in the Tour de France, Shinji!
oh god imagine the speed compared to other riders XD
"I mustn't ride away"
"I mustn't ride away"
"I mustn't ride away"
I started tonight and I will end tonight
same. but my girlfriend called me to go fetch her at a party at #214..
Aquarius Is my sign how
If you are talking about seeing the evanglion season It will take more then a day but it is so Worth it so.... Just watch it
@@franceewilliams3041 no... He speaks of a chronicle shrouded in myth...
The legendary *_Important Videos_* playlist.
Francee Williams no it wont. Its only 26 episodes so thats 10 hours and theres 24 hours in a day, so its possible
When the mother's adrenaline kicks in
Get in the bike lane Shinji!
did they make the last 11 videos longer to endure our torture even more
This long ass vidoes at the end of the playlist are also killing me
I like how you say "they" I too feel like this playlist was created by an army of mad individuals.
No, it's definitely the They
JimMcnugget SHAUN!
Longer and more irritating.
Live footage of the Eva unit after hearing about the Netflix adaptation.
Nyx “i’m bouta head out”
画面左上からくる眼力すげぇ…
An odd grasshopper rides a cheerful bike while traverssing a melon field at the end of the world.
If an eva is on a bike, how big is the bike?!
moderatly
At least 7.
Get on the bike Shinji!
That implies that the creators of Evangelion know how big the Eva is itself.
It's a big bike.
I don't care what the comment section says, this is a work of art.
Comment section: This is a work of art
Me too that is why I'm here
You might not care, but at least you agree.
Thank you for your contributions to humanity
I feel a strong urge to make this my waking alarm...
If you think about it,
Those are some huge watermelons
Your fuckin' right
Goddamn you're right-
Absolutely massive melons
Dayumn dem huge aight!
Compared to the size of Unit 01 i can agree
"GET ON THE BIKE SHINJI!!!"
"NO"
NERV: The Angels are learning our strategies and evan began predicting our next move, and our Evas cannot stop them in time, what do you guys suggest?
Gendo: Make bikes the size of evangelions so they can pedal towards battle
Shinji: Wait wha-!
NERV: *WE HAVE A NEW PLAN!*
"SHINJI, GET ON THE BIKE!!"
never forget
12/4/14
honk
Griffin Tarampi Walk home clown.
Oh god.... I guess. Hahaha
what happened?
***** on 4hcan all there was was a pic of Usaka and the bike horn theme playing.
NO HONKING $350 PENALTY
And this, is how Evacycle was born.
Dammit, why can't that biker shut up for a century?
Gendo: Get on the bike Shinji, I'll teach you how to pilot it!
Shinji at age 3:no
Evangelion 4.0.avi
Balrog!
WALLID I CAME HERE TO WATCH A BIKE HORN COVER OF NGE'S THEME WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Octopimp CAUSE EVA'S COOL AND STUFF.
>BD version
fix'd
***** THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO USE THAT