As a big fan of flight safety videos, I got the scoop on an early copy from my favorite company. The good folks over at Delta just shared their new pre-flight safety video.
@@MervTheTerrible so did u get fired? did they find out about your youtube habits and decide to drop a pink slip out one of the planes fot you or are they still clueless?
Actually, the 757 has 10 eggs (not counting those under the seat). 6 along the fuselage and 4 over the wing. The slides over the wing can be used as Tafts.
There’s a real pre-flight safety video which uses some pretty out there absurdist humor. Like Adult Swim level crazy. It felt REALLY wrong to see that come up on the screen. I felt a little sweaty palpitation like, is something wrong here? Has something been hacked? Too much humor can be weird in a such a setting.
"Each exit has a detachable slide that can not be used a raft." *Buzzer Sound* "Each exit has a detachable slide that can non be used as a Taft." *Ding*
Kay so I actually ended up flying with Delta airlines for christmas break. I took two planes. TWO planes. And there was no robot or rough sex of the unexpected kind what the heck man
I saw this on board and it was fantastic, I love how delta let the purser swallow an egg before showing the function(s) of the eggs onboard an airplane. Really builds trust with new passengers & first-time travelers.
Yeah, it's really interesting to see how it's turned into different genres as well as styles. I got into when I first came across cjflo, which I guess was about the same time as Deepercutt. It's good to see such an esoteric genre of UA-camry become what it has.
youtube poop was either earrape or shitty spahDINNER zelda poops, Deepercutt made it somewhat funny rather than making you need to replace your speakers every week because of crappy earrape
Anyone remember "What is Spaghetti?" haha, that was the first one I ever saw, must've been almost ten years ago now... it's really evolved so much since then, but it still continues to be some of the funniest shit ever created, in any medium.
Argh my computer decided to do a full restart instead of resuming after a low battery, but insert my usual reaction comment thing here and I really approve of this YTP, OMG LOL whatever. I don't know which one's better: this or TheSillyPotato 's "Northwest Airlies" video.
Notice it's old fashioned enough to show a guy smoking a pipe, but new fashioned enough to mention mobile phones. Didn't know both these fashion trends coexisted.
There's a new Little Caesars ad with a robot that looks just like this one except it's red and gray. The ad even takes place on a plane. Crossover? Video URL is K6uu7Mf0W3o
racial segregation, free farts, sex robots, rough sex, smoking allowed, trashing restrooms, no safety vests, and last but not least, a captain that reverse an airplane on the ground were regular vehicles drive. -delta airlines
"if you are not white, please let us know, and we'd be happy to find you another seat... at the back of the plane." lose my shit lol
I've already lost it at the egg-eating scene, but that one's pretty good too.
+johnpapple hahaha im I lost my shit
We get it, you love racism.
As a Delta Employee, I approve this message.
I am real, I will have 16 years in may, I am an Old fart who likes YTP's deal with it.
MervTheTerrible Is it true you seat black people at the back of the plane?
@@MervTheTerrible so did u get fired? did they find out about your youtube habits and decide to drop a pink slip out one of the planes fot you or are they still clueless?
@@Mr.Unclean534 R/wooosh
do the eggs ever expire? or do the rafts inside them keep them fresh?
Captain needs to watch where he's flying.
Especially when you're driving a jumbo jet backwards down the street.
TheSepticFoundry well yeah that's why he's facing BACKWARDS
I need to what now OH SHIT
+vimfuego1 Twin Towers would of been better
that part killed me XD
Actually, the 757 has 10 eggs (not counting those under the seat). 6 along the fuselage and 4 over the wing. The slides over the wing can be used as Tafts.
Good to know this flight is well stocked with eggs.
However, United Airlines has 50% more eggs. And the slides CAN be used as a Taft.
Scrambled eggs in the bathroom whilst doing unexpected rough sex anyone?
Eggs
TheSepticFoundry 3ggs
I love you
I think you may be interested on joining my collab.
there are 6 eggs on this plane
TheSepticFoundry omelettes
Delta™ You sure you want to go there with us? OMFG LOL
The best part is that he even used the same font that Delta uses in its actual ads.
would be funny if someone hacked the actual planes pre-flight video and replaced it with this one lol I wonder what would happen XDD
its by dvd I believe.
Ltresso12 well then put on dvd idk
There’s a real pre-flight safety video which uses some pretty out there absurdist humor. Like Adult Swim level crazy. It felt REALLY wrong to see that come up on the screen. I felt a little sweaty palpitation like, is something wrong here? Has something been hacked? Too much humor can be weird in a such a setting.
That day would be 9/11 part 2
No one would notice as they’re not paying attention anyway.
LOLOLOL "if you are non white, we will find you another seat at the back of the plane!" -- the 60s are back, yO!
+TooCrooked LAWL
TooCrooked that's the 10s
I miss the 60's era Soviet Union. Good old Khrushchev days.
LasVegas Dashie
“Hey I’m black”
“Oh sorry, didn’t notice, lol!”
That is a bad thing
When she said "Thanks for fucking with Delta" I literally thought she said it! You're awesome dude.
Lost it when the robot came out the bathroom 😂
Umm I guess the guy got fucked by a robot
Tells you how to use the life vest then says it's not allowed.
+Slasher33 _ only in the economy class though
ON ANY DELTA FLIGHT
Dear lord, I wish I could find sources as good as this.
Oh, and BTW, the black guy joke was fucking genius.
I didn't know there were six eggs on a Boeing 757 :D
On some versions, there are 8 eggs.
I didn’t either
@@_extra9126the pencil shaped 757-300 right?
"Each exit has a detachable slide that can not be used a raft." *Buzzer Sound* "Each exit has a detachable slide that can non be used as a Taft." *Ding*
I assume this is how HowToBasic prefers to travel.
Probably lol
Unexpected rough sex with a robot? I know what airline I'm flying with!
Digital Screams Thanks for f*cking with delta!
Kay so I actually ended up flying with Delta airlines for christmas break. I took two planes. TWO planes. And there was no robot or rough sex of the unexpected kind what the heck man
As someone who is a frequent flier (though, I usually fly on star alliance airlines) this was incredibly hilarious
This is one of the best poops I've seen in a really long time. Excellent source material.
lol next time I go on a Delta flight I'll destroy the bathroom XD
HowToBasic owns an airline?
Yes, he eggs the passengers.
We just goin ignore the fact the flight attendant that kicked the black guy to the back was also black? xD
It's a tactic by Delta
Aunt Tom
I'd pay to have this video played on an actual flight tbh.
You sure you wanna go there with us?
YES
Or Trevor Philips from GTA 5 """" YES!!!!!!!!!""""
I saw this on board and it was fantastic, I love how delta let the purser swallow an egg before showing the function(s) of the eggs onboard an airplane. Really builds trust with new passengers & first-time travelers.
I don't think these regulations are up to national standards.
and remember, they might be behind you.
I didn't know destroying a restroom on a Delta flight is allowed
The Cat in the Hat's airline of choice.
EGGS!
dude for that back ground of the pilot scene. you should have made a pan zoom into the twin towers
Omg I'm laughing so hard right now
but then the video might be flagged
+Chris Rivas deym
I burst out laughing reading your comment. #BushDid911
+max010113 Have you SEEN some 911 jokes on UA-cam they're SOOOO offense. Well not to me. But still.
Next time I board with Delta I'll destroy the toilets.
"On behalf of everyone at Delta Airlines,*u** you for paying attention to our safety presentation."
I'm confused...the robot deactivated, but then a few minutes later he was getting rammed in the bathroom. What gives?
When she eats the egg!!! Ohmygod! That was genius!
On behalf of everyone at Delta Airlines, fwick you for paying attention to our safety presentation.
DELTA -
*Dont Even Let Them Aboard*
make sure all carry-on Boba Fetts are securely stowed in an overhead bin
“Welcome aboard and thanks for fucking with Delta.”
Hook, line and sinker.
"We love to fly... but it *never* shows!"
I watched this while on a Delta flight today, truly the way it was meant to be seen
Airforceproud95 should watch this
our first priority is farts, so before we fart, I'll be giving a brief farting presentation *fart noises*
EGGS!
I don't know why but the Taft part killed me
I already lost it at, "Thanks for fucking with Delta."
"If you're not white let us know, and we'll help you find another seat at the back of the plane"
😂✈️😁😂😜☺️👍🤣😭
Thanks for fucking with Delta.
Welcome onboard and thanks for fucking with delta. 😂😂😂
I feel prepared for my flight.
please keep going in this direction.
And you keep going in yours!! 2015 is gonna be a great year for ytp, with fuckers like you and Septic coming up in the scene.
"Please let us know if you are not white and we would be happy to find you another seat....at the back of the plane."
1:54 2:15 life vests are not allowed on any delta flight. Goes insane 💯
I saw a similar video on a recent flight with the same attendant and couldn't resist thinking about this video! 😅🤣
This Is is swag. Ytp has come along way. I got into it when walrus guy n deepercutt were the top dogs.
Yeah, it's really interesting to see how it's turned into different genres as well as styles. I got into when I first came across cjflo, which I guess was about the same time as Deepercutt. It's good to see such an esoteric genre of UA-camry become what it has.
youtube poop was either earrape or shitty spahDINNER zelda poops, Deepercutt made it somewhat funny rather than making you need to replace your speakers every week because of crappy earrape
Anyone remember "What is Spaghetti?" haha, that was the first one I ever saw, must've been almost ten years ago now... it's really evolved so much since then, but it still continues to be some of the funniest shit ever created, in any medium.
I thought that walrus guy ment wilford Brimley and deepercut was some shamwow stuff
Argh my computer decided to do a full restart instead of resuming after a low battery, but insert my usual reaction comment thing here and I really approve of this YTP, OMG LOL whatever. I don't know which one's better: this or TheSillyPotato 's "Northwest Airlies" video.
What if I have a Jango Fett?
They are not allowed on any Delta flight.
Strumplukt :(
Notice it's old fashioned enough to show a guy smoking a pipe, but new fashioned enough to mention mobile phones. Didn't know both these fashion trends coexisted.
You know there are plenty of people smoking pipes, before my asthma I was smoking a pipe as well.
this clip has got me laughing. this is my first time ever watching an airline test video get into ytp :D
As an av geek, I’d say I like driving on the road in a crj 550
Gotta have those eggs accessible
0:20 I don't know why, but that was so funny.
A gem!
1:45 oh boy
1:06 the next words should've been "whoever finds all 6 eggs wins"
I DIED WHILE WATCHING DIS!
RATTLE ME SPOONS wight privilege
This is too hilarious! 🤣🤣
Thank God I found out eggs can't be used as a raft
I am just now noticing this "Add music" button thingy. xD Fucking Hilarious.
I'm so jealous, I haven't had the time to get much practice in Final Cut and now you just keep raising the bar. Bravo
0:57 destroying a restroom is allowed on any Delta flight. **guy looking confused**
This video has new relevance now!
0:41 - I died
"And remember, they might be behind you." HAHAHA!
Howtobasic must fly with delta with all these damn eggs
Life vests are not allowed on any Delta flight! 🤣🤣
each egg has a detachable slide that can not be used as a raft
Nor a taft
This gives me ASMR.
1:01 I’m dead
I'm totally in the mood for some scrambled eggs after watching this.
"Thanks for fucking with Delta"
So much to see so much to do so much to see so much to do
Federal regulations require all passengers to smoke
This is fucken amazing
There's a new Little Caesars ad with a robot that looks just like this one except it's red and gray. The ad even takes place on a plane. Crossover? Video URL is K6uu7Mf0W3o
Wow I didn’t know there was six eggs on a 757!
Because we’re Delta airlines and life is a f***ing night mare.
This is why I fly with southwest.
2:27 Dude you missed a perfect opportunity to piss every one off with a 9/11 joke.
TheOneFreeman98 pretty sure most people wouldn't find it funny, nor should they
+Bob Jones pretty sure most people would find it funny
John Carver
maybe young kids that don't realize the impact that day had on this country, but no adults with fully mature brains.
Bob Jones maybe adults can take a joke, and not get offended over everything
John Carver most of time I would agree, but you never know who might have lost a family member or something
UA-cam poops r the millenials version of gen z humor. its an art, Not some hasbulla looking ass comedy. *ART*
racial segregation, free farts, sex robots, rough sex, smoking allowed, trashing restrooms, no safety vests, and last but not least, a captain that reverse an airplane on the ground were regular vehicles drive.
-delta airlines
If this were Allegiant it Lionair, this would be an honest safety video
This is hilarious! Very nicely made YTP!
Delta doesn’t have the Heed and Locked Plane like TWA but they have eggs! Hmm who do I book my next trip with? 😂
What on Earth was the original context for the three identical people replacing the black guy?
You sure you want to go there with us? LOL
Why are we letting Cybermen on Delta flights? Smh, I guess I'm flying United from now on.
theres something very portal/Caroline about this. i like it.
in first 10 seconds i already lost it bahaha
When I saw this video, I was confused and a bit disgusted. But at the same time, I was impressed with the scenery and volume.
I can smell the cabin.
Thanks for fucking with Delta