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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2020
  • Planning on moving to London? Well I hope you know that Boris Johnson has ruined this city beyond belief. And he wasn't even Prime Minister when this show was on.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 137

  • @Brook_tno
    @Brook_tno 3 роки тому +708

    2014: "...nobody who lives in London likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it."
    2019: Boris Johnson becomes PM of the UK

    • @ProfessorShroom
      @ProfessorShroom 3 роки тому +50

      And has royally fucked it up

    • @TheValeyard92
      @TheValeyard92 3 роки тому +23

      Tells you everything you need to know, really.

    • @melosgllareva8631
      @melosgllareva8631 3 роки тому +64

      Nobody who lives in England likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it

    • @chriswarren7171
      @chriswarren7171 3 роки тому +2

      @@melosgllareva8631 He didn't win a nationwide election. That isn't how Prime Minister works in the UK

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry 3 роки тому +11

      @@chriswarren7171 - when they voted for his party people knew who would be PM.

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 2 роки тому +32

    The Boris jokes aged like a fine wine 😂😂😂

  • @MrHaydnSir
    @MrHaydnSir 3 роки тому +412

    that aged well 😂

    • @Halwolf
      @Halwolf 3 роки тому +4

      Like a well aged cheese

    • @hughfrazer1734
      @hughfrazer1734 3 роки тому +2

      A fine wine

    • @Gauri31058
      @Gauri31058 3 роки тому +10

      it did. Now we have a wet fart for a prime minister.

    • @MrHaydnSir
      @MrHaydnSir 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gauri31058 no, we don't, Karen
      it's not like you, or I could do any better of a job .. very few countries could in fact - no matter who was in charge
      none of us have ever entered into a brand new job, and in our first year managed to, and had to;
      - negotiate a global union deal, in a peaceful manor
      - deal with an unprecedented global pandemic, like nothing anyone has ever seen before
      despite the fact i voted labour - i very much believe Corbyn or May would have done far worse, and we wouldn't have had a leg to stand on when it comes to laughing at how badly Trump fucked things up in the US
      the only people to deal with this so well have been South Korea
      as we, the United Kingdom, entered into our lockdown, they began to exit theirs - because they were prepared.

    • @Gauri31058
      @Gauri31058 3 роки тому +22

      @@MrHaydnSir Not sure what that desperate attempt to rationalize Johnson's failures is meant to achieve. I guess its the best anyone can do since there are no achievements or areas of competence to point to. You go ahead and feel sorry for him all you like. I'll reserve my sympathy for the victims of his callous policies.

  • @DragonSamurai182
    @DragonSamurai182 3 роки тому +84

    Man. That guy from cats does countdown is pretty funny. He should do more shows like this.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 роки тому +3

      I'm guessing your being sarcastic (but since you can't tell in writing), jic you don't know, he us a comedian, & this is his real persona

    • @oppionatedindividual8256
      @oppionatedindividual8256 2 роки тому

      @@kurtsudheim825 I don’t think it’s a persona.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 роки тому

      @@oppionatedindividual8256 I said its actually him, I can't remember what was said but I'm guessing it auto corrected to persons instead of personality, like I said this is him, it's not an act, because he's like this all the time when we see him, otherwise he's seriously a to class actor & would be in a much bigger stage

  • @WithoutForm911
    @WithoutForm911 3 роки тому +46

    There's layers to how well this aged.
    Boris leaves and knife crime skyrockets.
    Boris becomes PM.

  • @JDAfrica
    @JDAfrica 3 роки тому +38

    His South African accent was absolutely spot on!

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 2 роки тому +2

      First time at least. When he went to yell on the train it sounded a bit indian

  • @njcurmudgeon
    @njcurmudgeon 2 роки тому +15

    Between him and David Mitchell I've found my spirit animal...

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769
    @hagridsdisappointingson769 3 роки тому +33

    Pretty sure that's how you end up living in Portsmouth.

  • @ce7282
    @ce7282 3 роки тому +139

    Jon is the very sexy male version of the voice in my head.

    • @AmirGTR
      @AmirGTR 3 роки тому +2

      Wow, how bad is your voice?? 😂

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 3 роки тому +11

      He is unbelievably sexy, I don’t know why more ppl don’t discuss this.

    • @SpiralSniperz
      @SpiralSniperz 3 роки тому +1

      @@Miss_Camel funny

    • @marywood8794
      @marywood8794 3 роки тому +3

      @@Miss_Camel I totally agree. Funny guys are very attractive because you have to be smart to be funny. I think lots of people think that because Jon isn't 6 feet tall and overly muscular, that he isn't attractive...it's just not true.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 3 роки тому +3

      @@marywood8794 - true story! There is nothing sexier than a man who can not only laugh at his own insecurities, but manage to be cocky anyway....I will take brains over brawn ANY day, so yummy.

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial 2 роки тому +3

    I'm counting down to leaving London after arriving in 2007.
    I'll miss running/walking along the Thames, the convenient Tube, some of the parks (e.g. Kyoto garden in Holland Park), galleries and museums.
    I'll miss the glamourous women drifting between yoga and their non-jobs in West London.
    I won't miss the planes en route to Heathrow, worrying about air quality, the constant noise. I won't miss my tiny appt and I hope it pays for a better place elsewhere.
    It's a bit sad because once you sell up, you really can't buy back in and I have a lot of memories. Everytime I go somewhere I wonder "Is this the last time I visit this place?"

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 3 роки тому +14

    I wonder if he really likes Snooker, because I do. But even if he doesn't, I'd keep on liking this man and the character he's created. Sweet but hard-edged. Full of insight and anxiety. Great piece of art in any case.
    Thank you for the upload, Sir.

  • @afischer8327
    @afischer8327 3 роки тому +8

    The South African businessman is a fair accent. And given the grumpiness of many of us on the Waterloo >> SW London train, his imagined conduct is exceptionally generous.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 роки тому

      The talking bit is fine, but he lost it when shouting! I feel it's cause often so many try to hard, so it sounds like a bit like a parody, pushing that harshness, whereas as he did it in his soft voice so it felt more accurate

  • @icositetrachoron7028
    @icositetrachoron7028 3 роки тому +65

    Wet fart PM now lol

    • @kphouton8438
      @kphouton8438 3 роки тому +2

      One of the best we’ve had in a while

    • @joshsawyer1403
      @joshsawyer1403 3 роки тому +5

      @@kphouton8438 Did you receive a brain injury?

    • @lifeonmars1044
      @lifeonmars1044 3 роки тому +1

      I spat out my cuppa when heard that... carpet is ruined 😂

    • @gabrielaholloman3895
      @gabrielaholloman3895 3 роки тому

      Well clearly, No one who live in Uk likes it

    • @kphouton8438
      @kphouton8438 3 роки тому +1

      @@joshsawyer1403 No just facts. Why is he so bad?

  • @evilrslade
    @evilrslade 3 роки тому +5

    "You know he was building a garden bridge across the Thames for Joanna Lumley?"
    50 million... Gone. No one knows where....

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 3 роки тому +11

    Could anybody tell me what major incident happened in London at this time (not sure when this was shot & can't remember)! Also his accent is pretty good, at least the talking part

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 2 роки тому

      Don't know when this show was, but it sounded like he was talking about the Queen's Jubilee

  • @Alliefrownie
    @Alliefrownie 2 роки тому +2

    Watching this the day he stepped down as prime minister 😅

  • @Hannatwow
    @Hannatwow 3 роки тому +39

    As a South African his South African accent isn't bad haha

    • @maria_ings
      @maria_ings 3 роки тому +2

      As a South African also I disagree

    • @Hannatwow
      @Hannatwow 3 роки тому +2

      @@maria_ings lol 😁

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 роки тому +3

      @@maria_ings he's better than most who attempt it to be fair. 😁🇿🇦

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 роки тому

      The 1st but when he's talking is pretty good, but when he does the shooting bit is shite

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 роки тому

      @@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 better than Lee mack, I think often they try to hard to push the harshness, so it ends up sounding like a parody rather than accurate, like he did with the previous story I just saw about him talking about the stag do speed boat

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 3 роки тому +11

    And now hes Prime Minister!! Dont know whether to laugh or cry

  • @LabradorIndependent
    @LabradorIndependent 2 роки тому

    "Her body's not having it"

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem 2 роки тому +5

    He’s done a lot more damage than a wet fart……A LOT! 🤬🤣

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like I was there.

  • @marthabayley4138
    @marthabayley4138 3 роки тому +8

    shout out to portsmouth

  • @guyincognito7518
    @guyincognito7518 3 роки тому +3

    Nice to see he's got new material

  • @felixc3719
    @felixc3719 3 роки тому

    Noooo wheres the rest lol

  • @davidl2065
    @davidl2065 3 роки тому +2

    How's Khan getting on Jon

  • @destroythehuman3380
    @destroythehuman3380 3 роки тому +5

    This upload has a purpose.

  • @DPUKDanielSmith
    @DPUKDanielSmith 2 роки тому

    oh shit...... I don't live in portsmouth

  • @saiwoebking642
    @saiwoebking642 3 роки тому

    this aged well...

  • @zector0
    @zector0 3 роки тому +3

    After having been recommended to see this same clip for the 6th time in 3 days and doing so, the punchlines are becoming a bit expected.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 роки тому +2

      Then click “Don’t recommend” then “Tell us why” then “I’ve already seen this video” and you won’t be troubled again. Do you know how to use UA-cam? 🤔

    • @gamegladi8or669
      @gamegladi8or669 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe don’t keep watching it then

  • @simonblurton8009
    @simonblurton8009 2 роки тому

    aged well!

  • @kaiulrich6185
    @kaiulrich6185 3 роки тому +7

    What a nasty job for a sound guy trying to bring the ambience mics up in time for the laughter and back down in time for the next sentence....and it almost never worked out. I would prefer to hear the laughter a lot quieter rather than this constant toggle between the dry and the ambient voice.

  • @jasonpetley2836
    @jasonpetley2836 3 роки тому +7

    And look who ended up as the new mayor of London bloody Kahn

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 3 роки тому

      Kahn Livingstone?

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 3 роки тому +1

      Bloody useless. It’s so funny (or rather embarrassing) how compared to most of the Labour Party, Boris seems like a good leader

  • @guiseppeperceval4930
    @guiseppeperceval4930 3 роки тому +8

    How are those stabbings going that dropped almost to none under Boris?

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 3 роки тому +1

      All it took was three lockdowns 😂

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 3 роки тому +2

      Sadiq Khan doesn’t care lol

  • @leetaylor8967
    @leetaylor8967 Рік тому

    Boris is the man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍👍😉😉

  • @johnhughes8016
    @johnhughes8016 2 роки тому +1

    In 2021, this does not go down well...... London was in a much better situation before the current clown took over..... oh well, you get what you vote for I guess.....

  • @AmirGTR
    @AmirGTR 3 роки тому

    Straight face gang wya 😐

  • @king_zapp
    @king_zapp 3 роки тому

    Your South African accent.... Just... No... Please.

  • @lonewretch
    @lonewretch 2 роки тому +1

    Can you stand still, I'm very concerned that I feel so horribly wrong about the backdrop being the same colour as your hair as you are moving about as you move. Either pick a letter and stay there, or stand still... oO Driving me quite Jon.

  • @HomebaseLHR
    @HomebaseLHR 3 роки тому +11

    “If people liked it Boris Johnson wouldn’t be in charge”
    Yeah... coz now Sadiq is much better... crime is through the roof

    • @myketrip8938
      @myketrip8938 2 роки тому

      He has to follow the agenda or get kicked

  • @lightend100
    @lightend100 3 роки тому +4

    love boris, hes very british.

    • @MrKikip1992
      @MrKikip1992 3 роки тому +4

      You can have him if you want him!

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrKikip1992 we do have him

    • @Bigworld
      @Bigworld 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alun7006
      @alun7006 2 роки тому +5

      Seek help.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 роки тому

      He is what happens when a fetid turd becomes sentient. 😒

  • @jhenderson5276
    @jhenderson5276 3 роки тому +2

    Can't be a comedian up North -- can't be a comedian down South either.

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 роки тому +16

      Can't be funny in the comments
      Can't be a very funny person
      Can be a idiot

  • @dkmorris713
    @dkmorris713 3 роки тому +2

    You'll never be Jimmy Carr.

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 роки тому +23

      And you'll never be noticed

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 роки тому

      @@jjb4531 don't tell someone they can't be like someone or something Ur comments got no likes you'll never be noticed

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 роки тому

      @@jjb4531 oh sorry 😂😂

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 3 роки тому +3

      Thank god for that.

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM 3 роки тому

      Imagine having such low standards, that Jimmy Carr is your go-to for a comparison.
      It's like saying "You'll never be Andrew Dice Clay".

  • @lewisgray185
    @lewisgray185 3 роки тому

    Not funny at all.

  • @joantaylor7117
    @joantaylor7117 2 роки тому +1

    Here we go again folks! Great ‘bit’ to distract me at 3.00am to lull me to sleep and stress relief smiles. SCREAM…interuptus peace.
    Ads, short sharing of gig bit…dont be greedy Jon…your UTube bits are funded I’m sure…

    • @delcuber445
      @delcuber445 2 роки тому

      Joan are you having a stroke?

  • @blankshaliburton277
    @blankshaliburton277 3 роки тому +18

    that aged well 😂