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  • Jerry makes out during Schindler's List while Newman watches

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  • @Wulfman317
    @Wulfman317 Рік тому +157

    Good old Newman. Even though he was eaten by a dilophosaurus he still has Spielbergs’s back.

  • @Overrated1987
    @Overrated1987 2 роки тому +202

    "He was moving on her like the stormtroopers on the Poland" lmao

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 8 місяців тому +1

      Glad wasn’t me when I saw Farha. It was so depressing. 😔

  • @HABO2210
    @HABO2210 3 роки тому +106

    "The next thing we know the war's over " 😆

  • @cyberwolf_1013
    @cyberwolf_1013 Рік тому +94

    During the filming of Schindler's List the director, Steven Spielberg, would get weekly calls from Robin Williams and watch Seinfeld episodes to take some of the heavy emotional load off his shoulders. When Jerry Seinfeld heard about this he worked up this episode in response.
    Jerry deserves everything he got in this episode. I don't remember if he ever apologizes and goes back to see the movie but all the flack he's catching is rightly deserved.

    • @Chris-hb6jt
      @Chris-hb6jt Рік тому

      youre pathetic

    • @whammersbach
      @whammersbach Рік тому +20

      Okay newman

    • @sabinasb2445
      @sabinasb2445 Рік тому +2

      ​@@whammersbach😂😂😂

    • @melkor77751
      @melkor77751 Рік тому

      It's a movie, not the holocaust itself

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 5 місяців тому +7

      The fact that you're on Newman's side should say something. It's really not that serious.

  • @crazycomicguy5063
    @crazycomicguy5063 Рік тому +73

    I don't blame Newman, I'd be pissed to if I saw someone making out during a movie like Schindler's list

    • @Ging-Freecs
      @Ging-Freecs 9 місяців тому +11

      Most people would be. That is rather insensitive and disrespectful.

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Ging-Freecs My ol man wouldn’t watch Farha with me. 🇵🇸🧆🇺🇸☪️🕊️🕎

    • @dannymorrow6024
      @dannymorrow6024 7 місяців тому +3

      Oh give over😂

    • @draneym2003
      @draneym2003 6 місяців тому

      You might even argue Jerry is more anti semitic than the protestors he hates because they don't toe the line as demanded

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 5 місяців тому +3

      You need to mind your own business.

  • @GackTodd
    @GackTodd Рік тому +72

    "What about the end, with the list?" 😅 my favorite line

  • @ScreenSpectrumFilms
    @ScreenSpectrumFilms 2 роки тому +62

    I always come to this after watching Schindler's List to cheer me up.

    • @kjohnson5972
      @kjohnson5972 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao I just finished the film and looked this up so I could smile before.goimg to bed

    • @lilygarden89
      @lilygarden89 Рік тому +4

      OMG exactly why I'm here right now 😂

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 Рік тому

      I hated Schindlers List movie, i am sorry i love Spielberg films but. That movie was so pointless. Compared to better movies like "Life is Beautiful 1997" movie which is better

    • @alexanderthegreat1270
      @alexanderthegreat1270 Рік тому

      @@Sparrows1121Mate, critique the movie how you like, but pointless? It’s meant to tell the story of Oskar Schindler… and it does. Point achieved

    • @missm8067
      @missm8067 Рік тому

      I’m doing the same thing! I had to watch it for a class and now have to re-watch clips for a paper on it. It’s a great movie and I recommend that everyone watch it at least once, but I also warn them that they probably can only watch it once.

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 2 місяці тому +6

    There's something so funny about Newman telling Jerry's parents just cuz. He doesn't gain anything but hurting Jerry

    • @timebandito4278
      @timebandito4278  2 місяці тому

      @@ChrisPierreBacon You could see his wrath start to brew in the movie theatre

  • @erichkohl9317
    @erichkohl9317 2 роки тому +32

    Is there a more pivotal word in the history of television than, "Newman!"

  • @werdle92
    @werdle92 2 роки тому +80

    I did this during The Prestige, and I have never forgiven myself.

    • @internetonsetadd
      @internetonsetadd Рік тому +7

      Memento, first date. It was too good a movie to make out to, but the heart wants what the heart wants.

    • @kevinfrank8164
      @kevinfrank8164 Рік тому +4

      Totally different movie, go right ahead

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@internetonsetaddCrank 2. We started right before the "horse race" scene to boot 😂

  • @majestyk3337
    @majestyk3337 Рік тому +48

    I've never seen Newman like that before. He looks like he wants to kill Jerry.

    • @daviddedominici1705
      @daviddedominici1705 Рік тому +11

      But Newman does wanna kill Jerry. He makes several attempts on Jerry's life throughout the course of the series. This was only one of many.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Рік тому +5

      “Damn you Seinfeld!”

  • @wp272
    @wp272 Рік тому +8

    2:12 the way newman sniffs the candy before pocketing it XD

  • @mcnamaraky
    @mcnamaraky 2 роки тому +66

    You were MAKING OUT during SCHINDLER'S LIST?!
    You were MAKING OUT during 12 YEARS A SLAVE?!

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 Рік тому +5

      Let's make a list of movies you shouldn't make out during... You got the first two. How about also:
      - Saving Private Ryan
      - The Last King of Scotland
      - Human Centipede

    • @mrterp04
      @mrterp04 Рік тому +2

      @@coolioso808A Serbian Film

    • @engg84
      @engg84 Рік тому +3

      @@coolioso808 Spotlight

    • @nms7872
      @nms7872 Рік тому

      The Zone of Interest

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 9 місяців тому

      Glad I didn’t get distracted when I first saw The Battle of Algiers 🇺🇸🕊️🇩🇿

  • @MegaMr46
    @MegaMr46 2 роки тому +15

    RIP Mrs Seinfeld

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 7 місяців тому +3

    i love that jerry’s parents have the same chagrin for newman

  • @sagarsaxena6318
    @sagarsaxena6318 2 роки тому +33

    Only "Seinfeld" could have the balls to do a storyline on "Schindler's list" right at the time it was being hailed as an all-time great. Larry & Jerry both being Jews...
    this was irreverence personified.

  • @SuperFruitpunch
    @SuperFruitpunch 2 роки тому +24

    4:36 Jerry greeting newman “hiya newman” and not “hello newman” u know it boutta hit the fan

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 8 місяців тому +7

    Schindlers list doesn’t feel like a movie you bring a romantic date to.

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 8 місяців тому

      That’s the joke. Not that many movies are for romantic outings. Take Farha and The Battle of Algiers. These movies were to shame us into caring for the Palestinians in our community and realize the hypocrisy the way it was done with the Holocaust and Black History movies.

  • @isadoreuniverse2831
    @isadoreuniverse2831 3 роки тому +59

    At 2:00 like mother like son lmao 🤣

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 3 роки тому +38

    Yup, Newman was being coy again. Helen should've threatened him and told Morty to turn around.

  • @CrystalStormsLands101
    @CrystalStormsLands101 Рік тому +21

    Racheals father is hilariously outraged. No getting around that hideously professional vest nor the accompanying heaps of scorn & disgust. Done zo 😅

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 5 місяців тому +1

      He's a complete creep. He shouldn't be involved in his daughter's dating life, she's a grown woman.

  • @kevinfrank8164
    @kevinfrank8164 Рік тому +20

    Now that I have seen the movie I’m kind of on Newman’s side

  • @jonathansmall9912
    @jonathansmall9912 2 роки тому +19

    4:53 “Yeah well that was nothing” 👊🏻👊🏻

  • @daviddedominici1705
    @daviddedominici1705 Рік тому +15

    It makes it that much more funny that it's Larry David doing the Nazi voice - - or at least I think it's his voice.

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 3 роки тому +53

    LMAO is that Larry David's voice in theater?

    • @raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34
      @raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 2 роки тому +16

      ​​@mVP The only voice you hear in the beginning of the scene at the movie theater speaking fake German, and yes it's him

    • @TomRC88
      @TomRC88 2 роки тому +2

      @@raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 The level of comedy is off the charts, masterpiece

    • @kakalulu1230
      @kakalulu1230 2 роки тому +1

      @@raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 It's actually real german.

    • @Oblio1942
      @Oblio1942 2 роки тому +3

      @@raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 its real german, the inflection is just weird

    • @marshmallowbudgie
      @marshmallowbudgie 7 місяців тому

      "he thought the Jews were a bit much"

  • @jeepxjdude2000
    @jeepxjdude2000 3 роки тому +58

    4:22 gets me every time 😂😂

  • @tykamen5588
    @tykamen5588 Рік тому +12

    1:55 even Jerry's parents don't like Newman.

    • @simonster-9094
      @simonster-9094 9 місяців тому +1

      Well considering Mrs. Seinfeld can't comprehend the very fact some people might not like Jerry, it only makes sense she despises Jerry's mortal enemy.

    • @nadimabbas4093
      @nadimabbas4093 19 днів тому

      @@simonster-9094Like mother like son😉

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 роки тому +7

    Newman sounds like Zero Mostel in The Producers when he says ta ta 😂

    • @QuinctiliusVarus
      @QuinctiliusVarus Рік тому +3

      I was thinking the same. Also, this episode and The Producers are both brilliant in the way they were able to make a comedy about the Nazis without being offensive. (And we cannot forget Hogan’s Heroes did the same)

  • @filmcriterion9204
    @filmcriterion9204 10 місяців тому +5

    And a more offensive spectacle I can not recall

  • @orbyfan
    @orbyfan 4 дні тому

    "A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!"

  • @scipioafricanus5871
    @scipioafricanus5871 4 місяці тому +2

    00:15 I've heard there wouldn't be sold popcorn during showings of Schindler's List in the US.

  • @jackrodakthemovieguy1726
    @jackrodakthemovieguy1726 2 роки тому +20

    Reminds me when I was goofing around during Saving Private Ryan

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 2 роки тому +3

      Or when Peter Griffin lmaod at Tom Hanks in Philadelphia 😂

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Рік тому +1

      That's different, that's just a Tom Hanks/Matt Damon war movie with a fictional plot. The first half hour is heavy of course but the rest is just your standard (though incredibly filmed) American war movie. Schindlers List is.....a lot more serious/heavy.

  • @jeffreywebster4388
    @jeffreywebster4388 2 роки тому +7

    Morgan Freeman- And it was at moment Newman knew, he was in deep s---

  • @andrew-dg7ln
    @andrew-dg7ln Рік тому +7

    Seinfeld if it was made in 2023: “you were making out during Oppenheimer!??”

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 8 місяців тому

      🇮🇪 2002- You were making out during Bloody Sunday?!
      🇮🇪 2006- You were making out during The Wind That Shakes Barley?!

  • @Barry_Tsedaka
    @Barry_Tsedaka 3 роки тому +17

    Newnan has become Kramer... Cannot shut his mouth.

  • @FireLordJohn3191
    @FireLordJohn3191 9 місяців тому +3

    Jerry deserves every bit of disapproval.

  • @sandal_thong
    @sandal_thong 7 місяців тому +1

    Someone complained about a guy laughing too hard in the theater seeing a comedy! I said that if he was laughing during _Schindler's List_ that would be a problem!

  • @echolot
    @echolot Рік тому +1

    I did this during the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" and I regret it deeply

  • @b.entranceperium
    @b.entranceperium Рік тому +1

    "Its powa-powerful film..."
    😂

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan Рік тому +5

    such a ballsy episode and somehow..it's funny, it damn sure would be a crazy thing witness, hard to imagine it could even happen..well definitely not during and entire film haha

  • @edscmidt5193
    @edscmidt5193 Рік тому +2

    I watched Schindler’s list while on acid once

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Рік тому +3

      What the fuck man. I've dropped acid and watched Apocalypse Now before and that was awesome, Schindlers List would be dark as hell. A terrible trip.

    • @edscmidt5193
      @edscmidt5193 Рік тому +1

      @@John-sr2hr well I saw the movie before so I knew what to expect. Also my brain won’t dwell on something and freak out on LSD, it’s kinda adhd and I can snap out of it and go to the next; mushrooms on the other hand doesn’t let me do that. Anyway, I’ve read a lot of wwii, Nazis, and the Holocaust and have read a lot of primary sources from nazi and Eastern European nationalist who were perpetrators of the holocaust so I know some stuff. Being on acid and watching it just made it seem more real and like I said before I know a lot about the topic but being on acid it just made no sense to me, it was just completely senseless and unnecessary. You’re not fucked up like on alcohol when on acid, your brain is just seeing stuff differently. It was very emotional

    • @mossbresnahan3072
      @mossbresnahan3072 Рік тому +1

      Watched it on edibles, DO NOT RECOMMEND.

  • @Lilmovieman27
    @Lilmovieman27 Рік тому +1

    I’d love to know if Spielberg saw this episode

  • @decusq
    @decusq 3 роки тому +86

    Sad to say but Jerry did deserve it. You make out during one of the most brutal films about WW2 you are asking for a huge slap in the face from Kharma.

    • @sandeepandas6742
      @sandeepandas6742 3 роки тому +10

      Agreed

    • @5ilver42
      @5ilver42 3 роки тому +14

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    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 2 роки тому +13

      Jerry and his girlfriend really need to get a (hotel) room how hard can it be?

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 2 роки тому +11

      bruh its a movie, not a funeral. he said it was the only time they really had privacy and they were probably just bored. its not that serious, such a weird response. this grown woman is being bossed around by her dad for being an adult and u think they deserve it?

    • @Bull1908
      @Bull1908 2 роки тому +4

      Im surprised someone didnt testify Jerry making out during the movie in last episode lol

  • @BroadwayRULZ
    @BroadwayRULZ 9 місяців тому +5

    Putting aside the subject of the movie, how can two people spend THREE HOURS doing nothing but kissing?

    • @Styxswimmer
      @Styxswimmer 6 місяців тому +1

      When my wife and I first met, she was 18 and I was 20. One day she called and said "I'm home alone". I lived 20 minutes away but I was there in 9. Made out for 2 hours straight.

  • @stephenhall5694
    @stephenhall5694 3 місяці тому

    Mrs Seinfeld steals the show

  • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
    @SupremeCommanderBaiser 3 роки тому +14

    Is this Schindlers List audio the original US audio? I hope it is not.

    • @decusq
      @decusq 3 роки тому +17

      I doubt they could have gotten the rights for the sound alone so it's most likely fake

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium 3 роки тому +22

      I think it's Larry David.

    • @whyaddnamehere
      @whyaddnamehere 2 роки тому

      It's obvious not.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 2 роки тому +3

      it actually is, Larry David said so himself. Steven Spielberg had to cut costs for the US release and that was the result

  • @OcurrenciaTV
    @OcurrenciaTV Рік тому

    3:35 MEGAN! Origins

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard 8 місяців тому +1

    Newman has some tiny hands.

  • @jarekmiller4337
    @jarekmiller4337 11 місяців тому +1

    4:32-4:57 🤣🤣 Jerry goes savage on Newman again.

  • @Xcoming2
    @Xcoming2 2 роки тому +1

    damn you newman

  • @daneeng
    @daneeng Рік тому

    Just did this during Antman

  • @stephenarato5391
    @stephenarato5391 9 місяців тому +1

    Newman

  • @aceofspades4312
    @aceofspades4312 2 роки тому +3

    Why does she live with her parents though? It was never explained.

    • @Ibelikemj
      @Ibelikemj 2 роки тому +7

      Jerry likes his girls young

    • @insertclevername4123
      @insertclevername4123 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ibelikemj Oh, come on, it's not like Jerry Seinfeld would be dating a high schoole...um...it's not like Jerry Seinfeld the CHARACTER would be dating a high schooler.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Рік тому +1

      Could be temporary searching for a new place, fire burned down old building, rent was too damn high, got fired from job, any number of reasons really.

  • @bobby_8057
    @bobby_8057 9 місяців тому +1

    Weak moral fibers lol 🤣

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 8 місяців тому

      Can’t believe Jerry turned into George.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 роки тому +4

    Is that Andy Griffith playing Jerry’s dad? 😂

  • @shayavigad3888
    @shayavigad3888 3 роки тому +3

    Which episode is this from?

    • @Dalek97
      @Dalek97 3 роки тому +6

      The Raincoats

  • @happypretty1000
    @happypretty1000 Рік тому

    3:34 newman 😂

    • @dinosoid2000
      @dinosoid2000 Рік тому

      Couldn't remember what episode that was. Glad to know. Makes me laugh every time.

    • @happypretty1000
      @happypretty1000 Рік тому

      @@dinosoid2000 Season 5 The raincoats

  • @tworthington27
    @tworthington27 2 роки тому +1

    Who's the guy who plays her father? He looks familiar.

    • @Deira854
      @Deira854 2 роки тому

      He looks so Middle Eastern

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Рік тому

      Stephen Pearlman. He was in movies such as Die Hard with a Vengeance and Pi.

    • @dinosoid2000
      @dinosoid2000 Рік тому

      ​@@John-sr2hroh yeah he was the psychiatrist/profiler.

  • @Tennischamp450
    @Tennischamp450 3 роки тому +8

    Scene from the movie theater was cut from Netflix for some reason

  • @nadimabbas4093
    @nadimabbas4093 19 днів тому

    I don't like the idea of making out in a theatre. It takes away the enjoyment of the movie since you're missing everything. Even if I had a girlfriend, I could never do it 😮

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 роки тому

    Like in Father Ted when he was accidentally racist to the Chinese and Nazis 😂

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 8 місяців тому

      The Chinese, I understand, but the Nazis? You’re joking.

  • @originality.5878
    @originality.5878 Рік тому

    0:20, 0:22

  • @eaglesfan226
    @eaglesfan226 8 місяців тому

    🇨🇿- You were making out during Schindler’s List!?
    🇵🇸- You were making out during Farha!?

  • @BillClinton9-11
    @BillClinton9-11 11 місяців тому

    OYY VEEYYY, the unforgivable sin

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 5 місяців тому +1

    Newman's such a little weasel, sticking his nose in everyone's business, interfering with everything.

  • @SuperSelina18
    @SuperSelina18 5 місяців тому

    Newman should of minded his own business

  • @BillClinton9-11
    @BillClinton9-11 Рік тому +2

    OY VEYYYYYY

  • @CursedCommentaries
    @CursedCommentaries Рік тому +1

    At least it wasnt anne frank :v

    • @timebandito4278
      @timebandito4278  Рік тому

      DOH! Or the Hellen Keller story....or the Elephant Man for that matter

  • @Ben8484
    @Ben8484 2 роки тому +3

    Last time I check, it’s not illegal to make out in public, especially at the movies. That’s where the cliche is born. Also isn’t Rachel a grown up woman? Bruh.

    • @Ben8484
      @Ben8484 2 роки тому

      @@tevyeb ?

    • @Ben8484
      @Ben8484 2 роки тому

      @@tevyeb huh? What?

    • @michaelpachuau3885
      @michaelpachuau3885 2 роки тому +16

      Wow, missed the whole point of the scene didn't you 🤣

    • @timbo240
      @timbo240 2 роки тому +17

      The joke is that Schindler's List is a tragic war movie about the Holocaust, not really a movie that conveys a sexy mood. And it's seen as disrespectful because Jerry, his girlfriend, and both of their parents are Jewish.

    • @Ben8484
      @Ben8484 2 роки тому

      @@timbo240 ah, right on.

  • @ajdankaradeniz1969
    @ajdankaradeniz1969 10 місяців тому

    Masters and servants enjoying it like brother and sisters, and the ugliness in disrespect of the 'disgusting nature' of this particular episode of 'Seinfeld' and occupation of Israel and the facts of the matter is 'nobody is laughing' "The devil is in the details' -genocide supporters. :(

  • @edwinharbas7597
    @edwinharbas7597 2 роки тому +28

    Schindlers List is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

    • @dallamka5875
      @dallamka5875 2 роки тому +5

      Excuse me? I would like an explanation with GOOD arguments

    • @edwinharbas7597
      @edwinharbas7597 2 роки тому +4

      @@dallamka5875 zipp it.

    • @dallamka5875
      @dallamka5875 2 роки тому

      @@edwinharbas7597 wtf? So you admit you're just stupid af and have no arguments againts my statement right? Ok.

    • @edwinharbas7597
      @edwinharbas7597 2 роки тому

      What was and what are Epstein, Weinstein, Polanski, Allen, Ratner, Aranofsky, Venit and all the Others?! Funny little strange Fellows?! Ha ha ha ha ha!

    • @ThomasRobinson-by2wm
      @ThomasRobinson-by2wm Рік тому +2

      You might need help, pal