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  • @LemonQueenTM
    @LemonQueenTM 7 місяців тому +882

    “I feel like you’re gaslighting me.”
    “Gaslighting doesn’t exist, you’re crazy.”

    • @consumingkazoos
      @consumingkazoos 7 місяців тому +38

      gaslighting in a nutshell:

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 7 місяців тому +58

      Actually it's called Gaslamping, you're absolutely insane.

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 7 місяців тому +6

      Dude what is this comment even about is this guy OKAYYY??????!!!??!?

    • @Doggo226
      @Doggo226 7 місяців тому +31

      @@CR1MSONACEit’s called flamelamping, are you messing with me?

    • @fluffybunnyz285
      @fluffybunnyz285 7 місяців тому +16

      It’s called bonfire lighting

  • @Cascada2009
    @Cascada2009 7 місяців тому +434

    That “5G” storm was a misinterpretation of a G5-Class Geomagnetic Storm, just being misconstrued by a crazy woman, lol

    • @waynekerrbbc
      @waynekerrbbc 7 місяців тому +52

      AAAAHHHH THE T-MOBILE 5G INTERNET IS ATTACKING

    • @chilling_koala
      @chilling_koala 7 місяців тому +7

      Calling someone crazy for misunderstanding something is a bit over the top

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 7 місяців тому

      Damn

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 7 місяців тому +33

      ​@@chilling_koala "crazy" because instead of doing some simple googling she concluded that mobile network tehcnology was frying people

    • @chilling_koala
      @chilling_koala 7 місяців тому +1

      @@feuerling one is not crazy for being misinformed

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 7 місяців тому +1463

    If Autism is the government, then I must be Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.
    Edit: To all the autistic government officials, I hope to meet again in another comment section.

    • @BONISNEAR
      @BONISNEAR 7 місяців тому +81

      literally same bro, I guess we make the laws now??

    • @isaiahchapman7660
      @isaiahchapman7660 7 місяців тому +120

      @@BONISNEAR First rule. Ban stupid people.

    • @rapidthebiped
      @rapidthebiped 7 місяців тому +43

      Hi government officials, I'm a official too

    • @AA-777-
      @AA-777- 7 місяців тому

      Second rule. remove all apps that can be used as spyware (ex. GoGuardian)

    • @Existence_is_a_pain
      @Existence_is_a_pain 7 місяців тому +27

      I must also be a part of the government. I don't wanna be responsible and in a government. Now I shall resign

  • @mandelbrotreal
    @mandelbrotreal 7 місяців тому +1217

    As an autistic person, *WE WILL FIND YOU ROBIN*

  • @Shinyspddmn
    @Shinyspddmn 7 місяців тому +246

    3:48 "I didn't gaslight you" *starts immediately gaslighting*

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 7 місяців тому +2

      Read that right as it happened! 😂

    • @Zyskr..
      @Zyskr.. 7 місяців тому +2

      gaslighting isn't real tho trust

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 6 місяців тому +1

      You know who acuses their parents of gaslighting?
      A SYNTH!

    • @cherylrollins1554
      @cherylrollins1554 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@CuppaLLX Unexpected fallout 4 reference

    • @DownBadForLucifer
      @DownBadForLucifer 3 місяці тому +1

      I didn't gaslight you
      I DID NOW

  • @CrabMan2539
    @CrabMan2539 7 місяців тому +256

    I wish Autism was the government. Maybe that way public rail transportation would get proper funding and expansion.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 7 місяців тому +6

      Name one downside of just using trains.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 7 місяців тому +36

      ​@@andistansbury4366People. People is the downside. I want to avoid people.

    • @Fryingpan-s8j
      @Fryingpan-s8j 7 місяців тому +14

      @@iclynnxonly actual train con

    • @Blu-Lab
      @Blu-Lab 7 місяців тому +7

      Where my city/countywide transportation (buses/light rail) fans at 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

    • @landonwyndham979
      @landonwyndham979 7 місяців тому +5

      Trains but all the other passengers are dogs and/or cats.

  • @SatsumaCatCreations
    @SatsumaCatCreations 6 місяців тому +90

    My mum's reaction to finding out I'm autistic was to do so much research that she became a full-time speech and language therapist, and ended up the co-owner of an independent, neurodiversity-affirming psychology assessment and social group business based in New Zealand :)

  • @MarioMario_1981
    @MarioMario_1981 7 місяців тому +221

    I guess I'm the government. I will now spy on these insane parents to make them feel uncomfortable

    • @victimofmagicapollo
      @victimofmagicapollo 7 місяців тому +7

      thank you fellow government

    • @soursyrup6065
      @soursyrup6065 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm autistic as well and I will be your chief of staff in this government we all live in.

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 7 місяців тому

      Hello fellow government

    • @LordOfHellgrammites
      @LordOfHellgrammites 7 місяців тому +1

      Time to move into their walls

    • @notfundy240
      @notfundy240 7 місяців тому +2

      Thank you government

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 7 місяців тому +569

    I've said it once and I'll say it again. You can't choose your birth family, but you can choose who your *actual* family is.

    • @justbereal388
      @justbereal388 7 місяців тому +5

      What’s the difference???birth family actual family…..exact same thing…..

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 7 місяців тому +69

      ​@@justbereal388 who you're biologically related to versus who you actually consider family.

    • @BONISNEAR
      @BONISNEAR 7 місяців тому +37

      ​@@justbereal388not exact same thing! it's a saying that means you can choose who you're around- or who is family to you. you are only born to people who take care of you, but you can leave them if they don't do their job well, or they make it harder to do yours. you can choose who you consider family n you can leave who you dont.

    • @mine4114-rc7nu
      @mine4114-rc7nu 7 місяців тому +21

      ​@@justbereal388actual family normally refers to your chosen family

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 7 місяців тому +2

      🫰🏼

  • @CluelessUnderground
    @CluelessUnderground 7 місяців тому +115

    I'm loving the new "Dark Theme" version of the background! So much easier on the eyes!

    • @gabetheanimator_
      @gabetheanimator_ 7 місяців тому +7

      As much as I miss the old background, yeah, this one’s pretty good too, if not better

    • @CluelessUnderground
      @CluelessUnderground 7 місяців тому +1

      @@gabetheanimator_ Real

    • @m0ppp
      @m0ppp 7 місяців тому +6

      Username checks out

    • @CluelessUnderground
      @CluelessUnderground 7 місяців тому +2

      @@m0ppp lol yeah

    • @max_e_maxxy_
      @max_e_maxxy_ 7 місяців тому +1

      I always found dark mode worse. Everywhere I look after reading dark mode I see a faint impression of white letters still burned into my retinas lol

  • @Willzb-xk4ew
    @Willzb-xk4ew 7 місяців тому +328

    So... im the government?
    BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PEASANTS

    • @43021
      @43021 7 місяців тому +25

      gotta share your power with the rest of us

    • @Willzb-xk4ew
      @Willzb-xk4ew 7 місяців тому +15

      @@43021 NO ITS MINE NOW

    • @Snubney
      @Snubney 7 місяців тому +30

      @@Willzb-xk4ew We're having an autism election to settle this debate.

    • @Willzb-xk4ew
      @Willzb-xk4ew 7 місяців тому

      @@Snubney i hereby decree that i shall remain in power for eternity

    • @saduziuser2695
      @saduziuser2695 7 місяців тому

      @@Snubney can I moderate

  • @cherenkov_blue
    @cherenkov_blue 7 місяців тому +45

    "You're gaslighting me"
    "Nah, you're just imagining it"
    Great defense, mom.

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 7 місяців тому +5

      That _definitely_ ain't the definition of gaslighting. Definitely not.

  • @anyacad021
    @anyacad021 7 місяців тому +331

    I am an autism and I would love if we were the government

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 7 місяців тому +6

      i dont know.
      an autistic governement in times of "boring" may be a good thing.
      But we have governments for times of war or crisis.
      what would you do? getting a meltdown didnt cut it
      stick to photos from the CIA and NSA and analyze them, better for all.

    • @Goliushi
      @Goliushi 7 місяців тому +5

      I would make the 28th ammendment: Goliushi education for schools
      Literally just classes for Goliushi in school

    • @william_suitcase
      @william_suitcase 7 місяців тому +1

      @Goliushi what is goliushi?

    • @Goliushi
      @Goliushi 7 місяців тому +2

      @@william_suitcase
      My language

    • @chobies5383
      @chobies5383 7 місяців тому +11

      Gotta make children learning geography at age 6 mandatory so they follow my hyper fixation

  • @nebulott
    @nebulott 7 місяців тому +105

    i truly want to thank you, emkay team. watching your videos has calmed me down from panic attacks and has stopped me from soupy slide (iykwim) a few times. you’re truly fantastic, and you’re helping people more than you know. thank you all ❤

    • @RandomGuy-o1
      @RandomGuy-o1 7 місяців тому

      Sigma rizz

    • @nebulott
      @nebulott 7 місяців тому +19

      @@RandomGuy-o1 and this is why we can’t have nice things.

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 7 місяців тому +1

      @@nebulottyou ain’t lying… 🙄😒

    • @bobinnyyy
      @bobinnyyy 7 місяців тому +6

      @RandomGuy-o1 seriously??

    • @RandomGuy-o1
      @RandomGuy-o1 7 місяців тому

      I am the gyat level 5 ohio fanun tax

  • @The_GoldenAU
    @The_GoldenAU 7 місяців тому +79

    0:40 I believe the mother in this story is referring to the G5 Solar Storm in mid May, as a side effect of such a severe auroral display/magnetic disturbance can be devices malfunctioning. So the mum probably isn’t insane and just worded the text warning poorly.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 7 місяців тому +22

      I feel like there's a very big difference between WiFi signals and THE SUN THROWING MASSIVE BLOBS OF PLASMA AT US.

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 7 місяців тому

      No, a 5g storm is what insane people think happens when 5g mobile data is really good and they need to justify hating it

    • @samuelblack7314
      @samuelblack7314 Місяць тому +1

      That's probably what happened.

  • @Xanniebyte
    @Xanniebyte 7 місяців тому +8

    honestly these type of videos comfort me, my parents did this my whole life. seeing others go through what i did is comforting, its nice to know they can move on and have pretty cool lives, it really gives me hope.

  • @toryroseharris6153
    @toryroseharris6153 7 місяців тому +93

    0:16 My Daddy passed away December 2022 due to complications of alcoholism (cirrhosis). Getting sober would have been the best birthday gift for me or Mother’s Day gift for my mom. I love you, Daddy. Miss you. ❤️

    • @fig_flop
      @fig_flop 7 місяців тому +3

      Idk if you are a bot or not- srry if I offend you

    • @victimofmagicapollo
      @victimofmagicapollo 7 місяців тому +4

      @@fig_flop based off the pfp it's definitely a bot and the comment is stolen

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 7 місяців тому +8

      Imo looks like a real person, they joined 10 years ago, and have a few playlists on their channel

    • @pokefantom8588
      @pokefantom8588 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Bupboyyea there’s no links to of or anything of the like either

    • @Ryanthusar
      @Ryanthusar 7 місяців тому

      @@Bupboy - Well I count anyone with four numbers on the end of their name as a possible bot account. OF course they could be using an account through a platform that puts such in place such as MS did with Xbox/Live. But even then you can still change your name.

  • @SuperUmizoomi
    @SuperUmizoomi 7 місяців тому +77

    3:22 Em 'egg donor' is how some people refer to their bad mothers, i dont think shes talking about literally another woman donating eggs for her pregnancy

    • @TheOnlyPedroGameplays
      @TheOnlyPedroGameplays 7 місяців тому +3

      Dehumanizing bullcrap

    • @alexisdied4558
      @alexisdied4558 7 місяців тому +27

      ​@@TheOnlyPedroGameplaysthat's the whole point agg doner in this case refers to a person who was literally just there to make them they don't deserve the title of mother.
      There's more to being a parent then just having them and then doing whatever the hell you want with the child

    • @TheOnlyPedroGameplays
      @TheOnlyPedroGameplays 7 місяців тому

      @@alexisdied4558 then honestly just call that person a bad parent, call them what they are. Don’t try and make your enemy into something inhuman you absolute N4zi

    • @GaTraCos
      @GaTraCos 7 місяців тому +23

      ​@@TheOnlyPedroGameplaysYeah?? That's the point?? Abusive mothers don't deserve humanisation...

    • @TheOnlyPedroGameplays
      @TheOnlyPedroGameplays 7 місяців тому

      @@GaTraCos yikes. Where does that line of logic end? All throughout history, it has been a war tactic to dehumanize your enemy. It is a simple little game when it’s a country versus a country, or if you’re subjugating an entire race of people, but it’s far more complicated when it’s another human being.
      To dehumanize an abuser is to defend their actions, because it rejects the idea that any human being can be bad enough to do what they did. If you make them out to be inhuman, you’ve failed and you’ve ultimately absolved that PERSON of THEIR sin. Bad people exist, horrible monsters exist, but you can’t beat around the bush and call them inhuman. They are. That’s the part you need to worry about.

  • @andistansbury4366
    @andistansbury4366 7 місяців тому +53

    As an Autism, i am definitly NOT the government. Nope.

  • @chelsss12112
    @chelsss12112 7 місяців тому +15

    I truly feel for these guys, my mum is an abusive alcoholic. It’s hard to explain to people that yes, my mum is still alive, but no, she’s not here anymore. Like she is so mentally ill, who she used to be is completely gone and consumed by alcoholism and narcissism. So many text messages I see on these posts that are a spitting image of the things my own mother would send me before I blocked her and cut off contact, anyone else that is in a similar situation; know you’re not alone and I love you 🖤

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 5 місяців тому +8

    4:02...i only now realised how much my former best friend has been gaslighting me for the past year...i just have to let that sink in, but i am happy that i saw this.
    Thanks Emkay team.

  • @misscuttlefish
    @misscuttlefish 7 місяців тому +59

    Poor Robin, forever tourtured with insane parents 😢

  • @LizzieShiro
    @LizzieShiro 7 місяців тому +90

    If autism is the government, then I must be a part of Congress.

    • @ItsZombiefied
      @ItsZombiefied 7 місяців тому +11

      I feel we'd probably be more competant than many of the current clowns there or in really in legislative chamber right now

    • @Catnap_0-0
      @Catnap_0-0 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah lol​@@ItsZombiefied

    • @dumbC6229
      @dumbC6229 7 місяців тому +1

      That makes me the fucking president

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 7 місяців тому +1

      Me too.

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ItsZombiefied It mostly depends on if we can collectively refuse bribes

  • @GorillaWithACellphone
    @GorillaWithACellphone 7 місяців тому +19

    1:07 I think she’s referring to a G5 Geomagnetic storm. Which can greatly impact electronic devices depending on the severity of the storm

  • @pringlebatch
    @pringlebatch 3 місяці тому +9

    I believe "egg donor" is an unaffectionate term for a mother: usually distant or otherwise unfit. My old friend calls her mother her "programmer", because the mother parentified and groomed her into behaving "properly", never extending the right parental love/respect at all

  • @chefcircuit5392
    @chefcircuit5392 7 місяців тому +8

    Good parent story to balance out: when my mom got Covid and couldn’t cook dinner for my brother and dad, my dad asked for my help over the phone for tips on cooking for her and my younger brother. He could have just ordered in, but he wanted them to have a home cooked meal.

  • @sunshineplummer9627
    @sunshineplummer9627 5 місяців тому +4

    Man this video made me realize how grateful I am to have a good mom, I asked her to put us on Life 360 for her anxiety and mine, and I am so okay with it she doesn't restrict me at all and now that my insane parent is gone for good it just makes me so happy that my mom is normal as i go into adulthood. I love my mama

  • @Hi-ll5dg
    @Hi-ll5dg 5 місяців тому +5

    9:43 My computer glitched here while robin was saying "hell" and made it sound like he was just menacingly laughing "heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh" and I thought it was just a really long laugh about how the mother was so stupid

  • @ChaoticMelons
    @ChaoticMelons 7 місяців тому +44

    my friend's mom aint the best person and she once texted him something even i wouldnt say, and he sent her a fucking eight ball request

  • @AFancyDuck
    @AFancyDuck 7 місяців тому +17

    These parents are more insane than the fact that NFTs were ever popular.

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 7 місяців тому +7

    PSA: You don't owe your parents shit. If they want your time, your respect, your love, _they need to earn it._
    And it is _still_ up to you decide what, if anything, you're willing to give. And you are allowed to change your mind.
    I repeat:
    *YOU DON'T OWE THEM SHIT.*

  • @JavaCake
    @JavaCake 7 місяців тому +64

    As someone with autism, I hereby declare watching emkay a requirement.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 7 місяців тому +4

      All in favor say AYE!

    • @ToxicBronyRoseAlt
      @ToxicBronyRoseAlt 7 місяців тому +4

      AYE!

    • @RdubPlays
      @RdubPlays 7 місяців тому +3

      Ban ads on UA-cam.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 7 місяців тому

      Sure
      But for thosw who have adhd? They must watch Max0r or any other hyper fast editors
      Just because i want people to have trouble focusing and Be silly with my adhd!
      HOORAY FOR LACK OF ATTENTION!

    • @Blu-Lab
      @Blu-Lab 7 місяців тому

      Ad blockers are still good on mobile web, but if you get the "you have an ad blocker" pop up on desktop web you have to reload the page for every video :(

  • @tamaruautumn5325
    @tamaruautumn5325 7 місяців тому +6

    Autism is the government would make an amazing metal album cover.

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 7 місяців тому +49

    as a mom of adult children here is my motherly advice to all my EmKay kids: respect and boundaries spells love to me. If you love me? You’ll adjust. Point blank period.
    Edit: I see now this could’ve been misconstrued. I’m on yalls side!!!!

    • @consumingkazoos
      @consumingkazoos 7 місяців тому +11

      and that goes both ways. if a mother loves her children she respects their boundaries.

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 7 місяців тому +8

      @@consumingkazoos that’s exactly what I’m putting down. Don’t get it twisted; I’m on y’all’s side!!

    • @dinosrawr13
      @dinosrawr13 7 місяців тому +6

      Ty emkay mom 🙏

    • @iainwmacintosh
      @iainwmacintosh 7 місяців тому +2

      Exactly! That also applies to access to kids before they're adults, regardless of your relation to the primary caregiver(s)/legal guardians of a kid, if the legal guardians of a kid don't allow you access to their kid, you can't demand it of them.

    • @consumingkazoos
      @consumingkazoos 7 місяців тому +1

      @@erikarussell1142 cool !! now go treat yourself to something nice like some ice cream you deserve it

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 7 місяців тому +18

    To these parents/grandparents, you get a big double middle finger from me:
    2:30 (deflects blame)
    3:25 (gaslighter)
    4:15 (narcissitic)
    6:13 (doesn't understand she can't control someone who isn't a minor anymore)
    6:45 (abusive and manipulative)
    8:00 (love bomber)
    9:32 (controlling)
    11:28 (transphobic religious fruitcake)
    12:09 (selfish guilt tripper)
    13:30 (narcissitic)
    14:55 (terrible influences)
    17:00 (narcissitic)
    Dear lord, the utterly INSANE mom at 10:00 makes me want to go to a crowded public place, like a resturant or a mall, take a megaphone with me, and just shout PLEASE TEACH YOUR KIDS CRITICAL THINKING, WE HAVE TOO MANY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS! On the other hand, bible rap?? What?? 😂😂

  • @MissThaaang
    @MissThaaang 5 місяців тому +2

    4:20 until their phone breaks and they come running to you, to get help to get that specific chat back. 😂

  • @bh4vvy33t
    @bh4vvy33t 7 місяців тому +6

    "I didn't gaslight you... Yet"

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 2 місяці тому +1

    This subreddit is the perfect media that constantly shows that no matter how and what you do to teach your parents the crap they do, they’ll still get act out like a whiny baby and think everything is still your fault.

  • @sketch_forfun9928
    @sketch_forfun9928 7 місяців тому +4

    my abusive addict dad who left years ago had the audacity to text me on mothers day talking about "ya know your mom could use some love"... yes I know that, I'm here celebrating with her while you're nowhere to be found?

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 4 місяці тому +4

    >Says they stopped listening to secular music because of the hertz shutting down your brains creative side.
    >Says they listen to "Bible rap".
    Are they talking about that Jesus Christ is my N-word song?
    😂😂😂

  • @UnquestionableAntics
    @UnquestionableAntics 7 місяців тому +3

    I've noticed there's only like 5 types of parents in this sub
    1. "No its not my fault I'm a bad parent, it's yours"
    2. "I don't care if you're an adult, you're my child"
    3. "I'm your mother/father and that means I'm always right"
    4. "No, not MY kid, MY kid is NORmal"
    5. belongs in a mental asylum

    • @IrishHeart
      @IrishHeart 9 днів тому

      you should check out the click, he does insane parents bingo!

  • @Chamomile.Tea31
    @Chamomile.Tea31 7 місяців тому +4

    As someone with a best friend who’s autistic… *I had a feeling she was an undercover government agent. She’s too thorough in how quickly she can find things on people. I knew it. She’s busted mwahaha*

  • @128bit_real
    @128bit_real 7 місяців тому +19

    Yet again EmKay fills us with wild insane parent stories

  • @awesomeocelot7475
    @awesomeocelot7475 7 місяців тому +10

    Ugh…trust me I’m 24 and I throw words with my father (both intentionally and unintentionally he’s so confusing…) CONSTANTLY….luckily I’m moving out within the next month or so so I’ll finally be (mostly) free…

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 7 місяців тому +2

      Throwing words? Vicious Mockery reference (The D&D shorts channels are getting to me)

    • @awesomeocelot7475
      @awesomeocelot7475 7 місяців тому +1

      @@CR1MSONACE no that’s what Robin said before

  • @TheOne_6
    @TheOne_6 7 місяців тому +31

    As an autistic person, i confirm that I am the government 👍

    • @RdubPlays
      @RdubPlays 7 місяців тому +3

      As a fellow autostic person, I can back your claim.

    • @BulletproofKuloodporny
      @BulletproofKuloodporny 7 місяців тому

      As a normal person I am starting a communist revolution ​@@RdubPlays

    • @belloflight
      @belloflight День тому

      XD

  • @jonathangoodwin5609
    @jonathangoodwin5609 7 місяців тому +8

    11:53 no human being on earth is normal. That means that its normal to be abnormal. Therefore, if nobody on earth is normal, then EVERYBODY on earth is normal.

  • @Request_2_PANic
    @Request_2_PANic 7 місяців тому +11

    1:25, Easily debunked. Autism Speaks wouldn't have started, let alone been going on for this long, if the spectrum ran the government. I'd call the police for a wellness check for both of them, possibly with CPS too if necessary. Misinformation has already killed too many at the hands of their parents.
    11:21, And this is exactly why we shouldn't force standards on who people are in society. "Not white, male, straight, neurotypical, christian, and speak English? You don't belong here."

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 7 місяців тому

      Indeed for that last part
      Heck dont even try to force someone to be on the LGBT community either!
      Let them explore!
      I discovered i have a femmine spirit in me somewhere thats quiet but i am male through and through
      But i also know that it exists
      Thats why i think it should be that way

  • @BenDoherty-ir2rt
    @BenDoherty-ir2rt 7 місяців тому +6

    Yo, I didn't know I was the government! That's awesome!

  • @RyanMartin-t2s
    @RyanMartin-t2s 7 місяців тому +13

    If autism is the government i must be friggin god

  • @stupidity_lolzzz
    @stupidity_lolzzz 7 місяців тому +16

    I feel bad for these kids

    • @Chompywomper
      @Chompywomper 7 місяців тому +9

      Even sadder most of them aren’t kids. They’re adults. Makes it so much worse

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Chompywomper What??? How??? They can support themselves, they don't have to live with them, and thus put with their parents' shit, anymore. Kids usually don't have a choice but to raised by shitty parents. (since CPS in reality are VERY PAINFULLY bad at their job)

    • @Chompywomper
      @Chompywomper 7 місяців тому

      @@greenapple9477 get into a financially stable position. Not very easy this day and age huh

  • @Doofing_Cookies
    @Doofing_Cookies 7 місяців тому +7

    If autism is the government, give me the nuclear launch codes and and a professional painting cause I’m the fuckin supreme leader

  • @zacharysieg2305
    @zacharysieg2305 7 місяців тому +10

    Hi I’m the government apparently, where’s my check

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 7 місяців тому +1

      You get paid in whatever you're hyperfixated on at the moment.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 7 місяців тому

      ​@@andistansbury4366 sooo
      Can i get Equestrian Bits?
      I'll take a gem if needed!

  • @44Hd22
    @44Hd22 7 місяців тому +4

    10:29 you can’t just religious texts for science. They were translated so many times and if you think about it logically, you realise that no one from these times would believe scientifically accurate texts.

  • @leofinallyunderstands
    @leofinallyunderstands 9 днів тому

    Seeing drunk parents is so sad, like theyre struggling with their addiction, they clearly love their family, but theyre still in that awful position of not getting sober

  • @SMOKEY_HATES_TAXES
    @SMOKEY_HATES_TAXES 7 місяців тому +6

    If Autism is the government, then I'm the president

  • @greenthebean3910
    @greenthebean3910 7 місяців тому +2

    The autism bit dahmmm. When I got diagnosed the reaction I got from everyone was “makes sense” or “I knew it” XD my sister even said that when I was younger she said that I could be on the spectrum but no one cared XD

  • @gavinisdie
    @gavinisdie 7 місяців тому +5

    As a senator within the Autism Senate, our Republic will last for infinity!

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 7 місяців тому +1

      It's funny because the infinity symbol is one of the symbols of Autism (the best one, may I add)

  • @prof-quack
    @prof-quack 7 місяців тому +2

    9:15 and THIS right here, ladies and gentlemen, is why you not only block these kinds of people, but report them as junk or spam afterwards.

  • @commenter4368
    @commenter4368 29 днів тому +5

    0:23 Is there something wrong with rescuing a box turtle? How would that make one insane? Just wondering, no hate.

    • @MangoMakesMoney
      @MangoMakesMoney 27 днів тому +2

      It’s just that it had nothing to do with their conversation

    • @evn_thou
      @evn_thou 5 днів тому

      Box turtles are very racist

  • @Thelocaltransmascidiot42
    @Thelocaltransmascidiot42 7 місяців тому +1

    0:29
    Robin: "It's me I'm back again!"
    My neurodivergent ass: "Guess who's back, back again? Robin's back, tell a friend"

  • @Camryn_0x0
    @Camryn_0x0 7 місяців тому +13

    whenever my mom would get mad at me she'd take away my chest binder :')

    • @_Funaroma
      @_Funaroma 7 місяців тому +6

      Buy two, leave one in your room and hide the other. She gets the “satisfaction” of being weird and you u still get the binder

    • @mar420.74
      @mar420.74 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@_Funaroma omg that's good it would help if it was the same exact one too

    • @mar420.74
      @mar420.74 7 місяців тому +4

      my mom didn't even know i had one im sorry she does that she definitely knows it hurts like you don't deserve to be hurt on purpose that's sadistic

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 7 місяців тому

      ...damn
      Thats dysphoria WAITING to happen

    • @legalwaiver
      @legalwaiver 5 місяців тому

      whats a chest binder? if its something for ur health, she shouldnt do that, thats genuinely screwed up

  • @Breeee9
    @Breeee9 19 днів тому +2

    1:25 I AM THE GOVERNMENT

  • @reaperlod
    @reaperlod 2 місяці тому +4

    There is no "normal". There's average, but no normal

  • @ImmortalAbsol
    @ImmortalAbsol 7 місяців тому +4

    I'm sure egg donor meant mother with less than zero endearment, rather than IVF was involved.

  • @lukascase5054
    @lukascase5054 7 місяців тому +4

    If Autism is the government, then I must be president.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 7 місяців тому +2

    To anyone like me who is dealing with parents like these, I hope that you’re able to one day be happy and free from your insane parents. I long for the day when I can be free from my parents.

  • @LASTHOPE-Wolf
    @LASTHOPE-Wolf 7 місяців тому +4

    As a autistic person, I can confirm we are government

  • @nordinreecendo512
    @nordinreecendo512 4 місяці тому +1

    "I didn't gaslight you." - Gaslighters

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae 7 місяців тому +4

    These parents make me glad mine are normal.

  • @RedFoxSkull
    @RedFoxSkull 7 місяців тому

    Really needed to hear that last statement, thank you Robin

  • @obscuriguity4365
    @obscuriguity4365 7 місяців тому +4

    My name is autism and I can confirm I am the government

  • @katjamuller5503
    @katjamuller5503 7 місяців тому +2

    It makes me happy to hear Robin get pissed on behalf of the LGBTQ community

  • @Quickstrike1981
    @Quickstrike1981 7 місяців тому +3

    Robin, Best voice of Emkay.

  • @Alice_was-here_1999
    @Alice_was-here_1999 7 місяців тому

    My favorite comeback I’ve said in this context: I’d tell you to go to Hell but I don’t want to spent my afterlife with you

  • @RamanNoodles01
    @RamanNoodles01 2 місяці тому +3

    5:42 kid’s name is Mason

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 7 місяців тому +2

    As someone with an autism, I can confirm that I am, in fact, the government

  • @roxie_roller222
    @roxie_roller222 7 місяців тому +4

    11:59
    I hate transphobic, homophobic and anyone who thinks your opinion in just flat out wrong. It's okay to be who you are. Why are people like this? Why do you hate other people? Their human just like you

    • @chilling_koala
      @chilling_koala 7 місяців тому +2

      Cool that you hate me, but I had a stroke reading that

    • @roxie_roller222
      @roxie_roller222 7 місяців тому +1

      @@chilling_koala ok

  • @m310grass
    @m310grass 7 місяців тому +3

    As someone with the ‘tism “I am the Senate!”

  • @d34th1nburr0ws
    @d34th1nburr0ws Місяць тому +2

    13:41 i think yaar is the person's name! it is a persian and hebrew name meaning "friend", "honeysuckle", "honeycomb", or "forest".

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 7 місяців тому +5

    1:35 - I am the government? D:

    • @hellraiser217
      @hellraiser217 7 місяців тому +2

      I love democracy.

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble 7 місяців тому +1

      @@hellraiser217 And I love you

  • @cirlcurl-of-fiends_A3EC
    @cirlcurl-of-fiends_A3EC 7 місяців тому +2

    18:12 "i want to be rude but i'm too cowardly to face the backlash for it"

  • @renoxgamer9450
    @renoxgamer9450 7 місяців тому +5

    2:00 as someone who has autisum, just cuz where labeled on the spectrum, doesnt mean where goddam stupid

    • @ArKa_47
      @ArKa_47 7 місяців тому +2

      Agreed

    • @evelynvslife
      @evelynvslife 7 місяців тому +1

      Is…..is the spelling a joke?

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 6 місяців тому

    0:00 the alcohol destroyed his short term memory, then he got distracted by the turtle.

  • @xenomorph_636
    @xenomorph_636 7 місяців тому +31

    hey emkay? stop making Robin suffer

    • @Existence_is_a_pain
      @Existence_is_a_pain 7 місяців тому +3

      You know they won't. It's a nice effort I support though

    • @xenomorph_636
      @xenomorph_636 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Existence_is_a_pain bro our boi is dying

    • @Hershewed
      @Hershewed 7 місяців тому +1

      @xenomorph_636 Hey at least he didn’t start yelling about politics this time like he did in the last EP video, that shit was annoying lol

    • @xenomorph_636
      @xenomorph_636 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Hershewed robin is the goat of emkay

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 7 місяців тому +1

      But it funny

  • @okay5652
    @okay5652 7 місяців тому +1

    If autism is the government, the first thing we’d do is make playing music out loud on public transport illegal

    • @chilling_koala
      @chilling_koala 7 місяців тому

      And this, my guy, is why autism isn't the government

  • @takoizu
    @takoizu 7 місяців тому +3

    if autism was the government i would be the supreme leader

  • @fionnaandcakecosplay
    @fionnaandcakecosplay 7 місяців тому

    Woah, I didn’t know I was the government! Now, as Keaton Patti once wrote, “Bird blaming? Not when I’m the government. Repent. Repent. Repent.”

  • @TransCommieFromOuterSpace
    @TransCommieFromOuterSpace 7 місяців тому +5

    Me, an autistic: I am the senate!

  • @genericMusicChannelHandle
    @genericMusicChannelHandle 5 місяців тому +1

    my mother gaslights me so often..
    at what point can i call the police for arson

  • @kayemmanims
    @kayemmanims 7 місяців тому +5

    Thumbnail is crazy lmao 😭

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 7 місяців тому

      Some people are insane, conspiracy theories and buzz words are way too common for a culture that prides itself on being rational

    • @chobies5383
      @chobies5383 7 місяців тому

      Nah that thumbnail is the best future

  • @kittendragon6720
    @kittendragon6720 7 місяців тому +1

    Seeing all this nonsense makes me very happy with the parents I have and the respect and understanding they give me and my brother. I feel so lucky and so bad for these people at the same time lol

  • @ChaoticMelons
    @ChaoticMelons 7 місяців тому +3

    robin is the man of all time 🔥🔥🔥

    • @ChaoticMelons
      @ChaoticMelons 7 місяців тому

      fr🔥🔥🔥

    • @ARandomOSDever
      @ARandomOSDever 7 місяців тому

      bro forget to switch accounts

    • @ChaoticMelons
      @ChaoticMelons 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ARandomOSDever nah i had to agree with myslef cus i made a good point

  • @niight_real
    @niight_real 7 місяців тому +1

    if autism is the government, i must be the president of the united states of america

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 7 місяців тому +2

    Day 151 of guessing the editor.
    0:28 asafebet_.
    Unrelated statement: I keep seeing that Zach has upcoming videos in the playlists, but EmKay still isn't uploading them. When will he be released already?

    • @128bit_real
      @128bit_real 7 місяців тому

      Bro can guess who's editing the video😭🙏

  • @ninanoiir
    @ninanoiir 29 днів тому +1

    Did she mean 'Cat 5' as in category five hurricane? And she just got 'Cat' and 'G' mixed up????

  • @VynDimentional
    @VynDimentional 7 місяців тому +5

    I am autistic
    I am the government
    I am the law
    I am god

  • @jocelynecupcake
    @jocelynecupcake 7 місяців тому +2

    1:57 People like this drive me crazy, but I kind of wish there were more Autistic people in the government, because they could help other people who are also autistic and on the spectrum. People don't realize that it's a spectrum and people could be completely normal but still show signs (like panicking when the light turn off, or needing a quieter room). It could make a better world for everyone.

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 7 місяців тому +3

    If Autism is the government, then I am the president.
    And therefore, I will make great improvements to America's rail system, including tearing away stupid rail trails, quadrupling Amtrak's budget operationally, while adding a whole equipment purchasing and track improving budget for Amtrak and other passenger railroads to implement high speed rail across America.

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 7 місяців тому +1

    So, what you’re saying is that, in a manner of speaking…
    *I am the senate*

  • @Fiftyseven575seven
    @Fiftyseven575seven 7 місяців тому +4

    You think THOSE guys are insane, just wait until the iPad kids are in charge

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 7 місяців тому

      Nah, they'd probably be way better, don't underestimate the new generations(And these are still gen z)