I still find it funny how people are begging for lewd pictures from people when Google is right there and free. You don't have to be a creep to get what you're looking for.
I'd guess that they want the human connection behind it. Things in general are more meaningful if they are from someone you "know". I think that might just make it sadder though.
@@sourhour3403 Not really. They often don't bother messaging after they get what they want in most cases except when they want more of it. It's not a human bond they're looking for.
3:02 I would reply with something like, "I think it's animal cruelty to carry a naked mole rat around like that." Or, "I'd lose the decaying chicken skin in the front of your jeans."
“I like spending money on young girls” cool, donate to a girls orphanage or good school then! God knows there’s so many that need help, especially in the US where education is not only atrocious but anti-education’
Self respect is just as important as respecting others. I dont kink shame. If someone wants to be a paypig or a slave in a relationship then fine but there's still a level of self respect involved with these relationships. You don’t sense any selfrespect or respect in general from most of these messages.
You could probably make the worlds worst military by getting all these dudes together and say if y’all complete insert mission here ya win *insert pic here* it’s a win win. You get a silly military and they get some random image
Its so upsetting how many of these people just don't respect "no" and "I don't do that" :/ Its as simple as "no" means no, "no" does not mean "convince me otherwise"
the guy at 14:35 felt like he was just trying to not come off weird, while still giving it a shot, but ended up still weird because he's inexperienced and clumsy. imo he didn't deserve this treatment. maybe explain how it doesn't work like that before immediately posting their dms online and mock them, and then go and make them get fired. not saying it's appropriate for them to text someone out of the blue like that, but I mean look at this. The guy's just looking like he doesn't even know how to manage this kinda nd of stuff. bro needs some guidance at the very least. Yall always have the urge to destroy anything even on the slightest of the creepy side, like damn. Doesn't anyone know about the sympathy for the monster thing? Maybe I'm too kind, but idc, this look like too much of a destructive response to a dm that wasn't even that creepy (especially when compared to the rest of the vid).
This subreddit was lowkey funny, lowkey relatable until we found out that someone had recorded my partner without her knowledge or permission and when she commented "hey, that's me wtf"... this. For three weeks, she's been getting this several times a day, every day. We just managed to get the video removed after thousands of views and dozens of creepy DMs. It's unbelievable how much grass -or jail- people need to touch. How are you this disrespectful to a human being?? And a complete stranger at that??
@@gmdFrameThere are bots of women in lingerie that sometimes get posted with text that has noting to do with the video in question. I’ve reported many of them.
Not even halfway into the video, but my takeaway is: if you need to start your message to someone you don't even know with ''hey i know this is weird but'', don't. Delete the message, turn off the phone, go outside and touch every single bit of grass you can find
Gives me the same vibes as "I'm not racist but..." Or "I've nothing against gays but..." Same kind of setup. If they need to pre-state that they're not being offensive maybe they should reconsider what they're gonna say.
People need to learn how to take the L. There's this guy that texts me "hey" every month like clockwork. Just did it again yesterday. I've never replied in 4 years. I blocked him, he got a new number, and it started again. He'll "accidentally" call me, but I never pick up. Worst part is he knows where I live, so I don't feel safe telling him to stop and leave me alone because I'm worried he'll come by my house. Sometimes I hate being a woman.
I'd tell you to go to the police but if you live in America that might not be a good solution. You can try to get a restraining order on him if you feel that unsafe.
Like 99% of these people should just go to ERP groups, like if your gonna be weird at least do it with someone else who wants that. I've sent stuff that's weirder then some of these posts. but guess what? It wasn't seen as creepy, BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSON WAS CONSENTING.
I feel like a lot of these dudes don't understand there's sites for this kind of texting or services. Or they're so detracted from reality/not understanding consent they think they can put their fetish on anyone.
Having had a bunch of conversations with the type of person that's this desperate, my impression is that a majority of them are just reaaaaal stupid. That, and some kind of learned helplessness. Like, you can suggest these kinds of reasonable solutions to them and they will nod and agree half-heartedly, but not know what to do with it whatsoever and just continue what they've been doing. It'd be sad if they weren't making their issues everyone else's problem.
@@wesleyward5901 Friend? I'm talking about my dating partners. I'm polygamous with multiple gfs. Just cause you can't get any doesn't mean you need to lash out in jealousy.
11:34 I actually thought of a good response to this (besides an immediate block): “Look Jabba, I’ll get you the money! I just need a little more time!”
I thought, "Look buddy, I don't have time to reenact the fake out ending of Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, B-1, 'Job For A Plumber'" But the Jabba one is just perfect.
It's always the asterisks that make me have to pause the video and take a few deep breaths to get over the second hand embarrassment. Like how are these people not embarrassed?
Thats one thing i hate. When you have a pfp of yourself then some random stranger talks to you and ask for pics. You say no and they try the card of "seem like a catfish. I just want to see if you're real." Like sir/ma'am, idk you and i said no.
"You seem like a catfish. I just want to see if you're real." Well, gee willickers, mister. I guess you got me, I'm a 500 pound balding eight year old. You still want those nakeys?
As a kid I always had grown men in my instagram dms asking to meet up or marry them. It happened the most when I was 14-16. Please parents make sure your child's socials are private because having your dms flooded by adult creepy men and adult creepy women; mostly men is really traumatizing.
16 years since i tried chatting (stopped 10 yrs ago) and none of the men have changed. its the same messages and on that last one when i saw "'do you want to see something", i shouted NO! at the screen because i do not want to see that ugly thing no thank you! lol
At this point I think you EmKay guys are the world's most resilient human beings to cringe
Each one deserves ten mansions
@@B0o0o0o0o0o and a free decade of thereapy
Nah I am more resilient because I'm a cheesy cringe person.
Seriously! I can't even get through five minutes of this before I wanna die of cringe overload.
@DraycoVideo just laugh the pain/cringe away😂
I still find it funny how people are begging for lewd pictures from people when Google is right there and free. You don't have to be a creep to get what you're looking for.
I'd guess that they want the human connection behind it. Things in general are more meaningful if they are from someone you "know". I think that might just make it sadder though.
@@sourhour3403 Not really. They often don't bother messaging after they get what they want in most cases except when they want more of it. It's not a human bond they're looking for.
Just from who
@@ShadowTaipan From whom not from who. English.
@@AIHumanEqualityNobody cares but you.
3:02 I would reply with something like, "I think it's animal cruelty to carry a naked mole rat around like that." Or, "I'd lose the decaying chicken skin in the front of your jeans."
"What's that extremely tiny thing hanging on your pants?"
"cut off the tiny growth in your pants"
" that little thing there doesn't help with the pants, you need to get rid of it if you want to have fashion"
"Dude you need to get that wart checked, it's concerning."
"oh boy, did you grow up in Chernobyl or something? because that aint a dick. that's an Anomaly."
People aren’t taking about “I’m Nick but people call me Stupid Fuck” enough
I though it was the tittle because it was way too funny
Nick absolutely Killed it
i started cry laughing
I want to see his cool backpack, is it truly as cool as he claims???
I'm gonna start introducing myself like that.
“I like spending money on young girls” cool, donate to a girls orphanage or good school then! God knows there’s so many that need help, especially in the US where education is not only atrocious but anti-education’
Yea definitely-
Can I disrespectfully call the police?
Respectfully, absolutely.
Sir absolutely
Disrespectfully, no
Respectfully, "___ ______ ______."
I respectfully hope i did not offend anyone with this statement, respectfully.
Respectfully you have my permission.
16:25. This, with the voice Robin did after it...I can't.
It sounded like a deranged version of L Void's Ralsei voice.
I love it.
16:20 it's so nice seeing my post on emkay, i actually got on reddit because of this channel and now I appear, this is wholesome!
Good for you
Who was that blue person?
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 He turned out to be a horny 18 year old
0:43 Idk why but hearing Robin cough from laughing too hard brings me joy.
“i’m nick, but people call me stupid fuck” had me on the floor
Self respect is just as important as respecting others. I dont kink shame. If someone wants to be a paypig or a slave in a relationship then fine but there's still a level of self respect involved with these relationships. You don’t sense any selfrespect or respect in general from most of these messages.
those creeps pretending to be devotees and slaves: 🥴🤤🥴
actual slaves who just want to be free and respected as the equals we all are: 😐😶🫥
slaveplay and being sexually submissive isnt the same as actual slavery, nor is it in support of it
1:24 copying this so i can paste it 2 my friends when im bored
I love whenever Robin does creepypms or anything similar hes so funny when he makes fun of losers
I REFERENCED THE TIT FART ONE TO MY HUSBAND THIS MORNING LMFAOOOO
At least the dude with the cool backpack was honest 😂😂
2:12 I'd personally consider that a case of grooming
There were quite a few of scat ones... I WONDER WHY
You could probably make the worlds worst military by getting all these dudes together and say if y’all complete insert mission here ya win *insert pic here* it’s a win win. You get a silly military and they get some random image
4:48 and here I thought I was down bad, god damn
if I've determined anything from watching these it's that any DM with asterisks in is doomed to fail
"brain isn't fully formed until 25" is a myth, and I know that's what Robin was trying to get at.
9:47 bro your KIDS need YOU
3:25 . average my hero academia watcher
Its so upsetting how many of these people just don't respect "no" and "I don't do that" :/
Its as simple as "no" means no, "no" does not mean "convince me otherwise"
1:15 I’m just going to save this for when I need good laugh.
2:16 oh hey damien
“ not very large” I am dying Laughing
11:21 At that I honestly expected an image of something vaguely human shaped in a plastic bag.
3:07 that was a violation 💀
The longer I watched this video, the more disgusted my expression went and my face disappeared into my neck
Fr
i had youtube open to listen to some emkay while cooking, then this vid came up. i am now highly mortified and no longer hungry
it's just so gross. I absolutely hate when men do this. Makes me feel so disgusted!
0:42 Well, I've learned something new about female anatomy today, wonderful. Thanks Emkay. 😂
4:42 💀 This makes me angry. Infact everything about this is making me angry
1:15 robin was wayyy to close to sounding like peter
I’m fucking sobbing this is definitely something
I cringe so bad when people put * around things to signify an action. Like, *looks away because I'm embarrassed*.
Christ on a stick. Hats off to ya for going through all these posts of creeps and incels screech-vomiting at women.
0:21 is priceless
1:#5 if some dude slid into my DMs like that, I wouldn't be unable to not respond lol
16:53
NO FRISK UNDERTALEEEE WHAT ARE THEY SAYING TO YOU NOOOOOOOO
Why did I misread “beasts” with “breasts” on the thumbnail 💀☠️
3:20 *inhale* BOI.
16:24 i audibly laughed at this one😂😂😂
11:33 really? When I'm slurping my coffee?
1:23 is so fucking good
These weirdos make the first guy seem respectful Istg
11:18 i have that eye shadow palette!
6:01 I know what it means to be left on read, but I’m not sure I’m getting the implication. I feel like some people do it, some don’t.
I should send in some of the DMS I've gotten.
i read that as "can i respectfully see your beasts"
6:28 Why was he getting close to sounding like that deku stuff with saying "kitten" throughout that.
16:13 is WILD
What a terrible day to have ears
2:16 findom
3:18 Oh hey Bucciarati
How in the hell did this get past the ban bots?
There's far worse than this still up on UA-cam so...
robin you should have howled smh
2:55 saw it off :3
the guy at 14:35 felt like he was just trying to not come off weird, while still giving it a shot, but ended up still weird because he's inexperienced and clumsy. imo he didn't deserve this treatment. maybe explain how it doesn't work like that before immediately posting their dms online and mock them, and then go and make them get fired.
not saying it's appropriate for them to text someone out of the blue like that, but I mean look at this. The guy's just looking like he doesn't even know how to manage this kinda nd of stuff. bro needs some guidance at the very least.
Yall always have the urge to destroy anything even on the slightest of the creepy side, like damn. Doesn't anyone know about the sympathy for the monster thing? Maybe I'm too kind, but idc, this look like too much of a destructive response to a dm that wasn't even that creepy (especially when compared to the rest of the vid).
He pulled her number off of a receit. That's why it's here
Where I live using customer information for personal use is not only fireable but a criminal offense.
This subreddit was lowkey funny, lowkey relatable until we found out that someone had recorded my partner without her knowledge or permission and when she commented "hey, that's me wtf"... this. For three weeks, she's been getting this several times a day, every day. We just managed to get the video removed after thousands of views and dozens of creepy DMs. It's unbelievable how much grass -or jail- people need to touch. How are you this disrespectful to a human being?? And a complete stranger at that??
Dang man, why can't these despo boys hmu like that. There was deff a few that could have been useful for money xD
9h
also, cant they just find photoes from google?
10:56 The only reason I would consider buying someone's feces(I'd never ask) is for a fecal transplant for the gut microbes.
I don’t think I can watch this whole video
this whole video gave me brainrot
I would send u cat pics. But I'm too lazy. His name is kiwi and he is my adorable cat.
If someone creepy asks for a pickup line say
Are you a parking ticket because
What the fuck are you doing here?????
and then ghost them.
Can't wait to see the creepy bots with nsfw pfps, gotta love UA-cam
That’s just Dandy!!! (Help wtf tho)
What?
@@gmdFrameThere are bots of women in lingerie that sometimes get posted with text that has noting to do with the video in question. I’ve reported many of them.
i just saw one
(generic response) (emoji)
Not even halfway into the video, but my takeaway is: if you need to start your message to someone you don't even know with ''hey i know this is weird but'', don't. Delete the message, turn off the phone, go outside and touch every single bit of grass you can find
Gives me the same vibes as "I'm not racist but..." Or "I've nothing against gays but..." Same kind of setup. If they need to pre-state that they're not being offensive maybe they should reconsider what they're gonna say.
@@AIHumanEquality ong tho
@@AIHumanEquality by the way I don't wan to be weird but...
@@soufyanl1227”hey so i know this is gona sound crazy buuuuut….”
@@soufyanl1227 "alright man just hear me out on this one..."
People need to learn how to take the L. There's this guy that texts me "hey" every month like clockwork. Just did it again yesterday. I've never replied in 4 years. I blocked him, he got a new number, and it started again. He'll "accidentally" call me, but I never pick up. Worst part is he knows where I live, so I don't feel safe telling him to stop and leave me alone because I'm worried he'll come by my house. Sometimes I hate being a woman.
that's so fucking horrible i'm sorry :/
I'd tell you to go to the police but if you live in America that might not be a good solution. You can try to get a restraining order on him if you feel that unsafe.
get a rottweiler, that way if the dog bites him while he tries to break in, he'll probably learn. invest in a ring camera too, it'll probably help.
Oh yeah also try to get an alarm system that contacts the police upon any break-ins if you live alone. Though it might be expensive
Take a letter opener with u, just in case, i dunno where u live but pepper spray maybe? Stay save, go out with friends and in public places
"Hi I'm nick, but people call me stupid fuck" BRO IS WAAAAAAAY TOO SELF AWARE
Like 99% of these people should just go to ERP groups, like if your gonna be weird at least do it with someone else who wants that. I've sent stuff that's weirder then some of these posts. but guess what? It wasn't seen as creepy, BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSON WAS CONSENTING.
I feel like a lot of these dudes don't understand there's sites for this kind of texting or services. Or they're so detracted from reality/not understanding consent they think they can put their fetish on anyone.
I read that as ERB groups. Very different things.
Having had a bunch of conversations with the type of person that's this desperate, my impression is that a majority of them are just reaaaaal stupid. That, and some kind of learned helplessness. Like, you can suggest these kinds of reasonable solutions to them and they will nod and agree half-heartedly, but not know what to do with it whatsoever and just continue what they've been doing. It'd be sad if they weren't making their issues everyone else's problem.
I struggle to believe there are ERP groups. If they exist then god has surely abandoned us.
Yeah. These creepy dudes could even just ERP with each other.
...Hey, I've got an idea
2:33 "I'd go to police"
Like they're gonna do anything about it 🫤
Murica.
@@AIHumanEquality I'd just like to point out that Google translates that as "kill..."
@@AylaMarine I mean... They're not wrong.
YESSSS, MY FAVORITE COMBINATION!!!! ROBIN AND NECKBEARDS!
Real
Nan
Mines Batman and Robin
Kinky.
The best part of being a strong trans woman is that when people be creeping on my girls they suddenly ain't so brave when I show up.
So all the memes about the ugly friend are referring to you? You must be so brave to out yourself like this..
🗿
@@wesleyward5901...
@@wesleyward5901 I feel like the only outing here was you outing yourself as a complete twat
@@wesleyward5901 Friend? I'm talking about my dating partners. I'm polygamous with multiple gfs. Just cause you can't get any doesn't mean you need to lash out in jealousy.
*opens video* "uwu wuts dis??" *takes 9000 psychic damage and dies*
i just started the video and this is the first comment i see
😭😭😭
brainrot
Nah honestly I had to scroll through comments just to find this again and make sure I wasn’t high 💀
@@NoobluPanna :D
11:34 I actually thought of a good response to this (besides an immediate block): “Look Jabba, I’ll get you the money! I just need a little more time!”
Pizza the Hutt??
I thought,
"Look buddy, I don't have time to reenact the fake out ending of Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, B-1, 'Job For A Plumber'"
But the Jabba one is just perfect.
*applause*
It's always the asterisks that make me have to pause the video and take a few deep breaths to get over the second hand embarrassment. Like how are these people not embarrassed?
Thats one thing i hate. When you have a pfp of yourself then some random stranger talks to you and ask for pics. You say no and they try the card of "seem like a catfish. I just want to see if you're real." Like sir/ma'am, idk you and i said no.
Send dunes.
@@AIHumanEquality 🏖
@@YourOnlyHero That's a beach that's no sexy dune.
@@YourOnlyHero That's a beach. I asked for dunes.
"You seem like a catfish. I just want to see if you're real."
Well, gee willickers, mister. I guess you got me, I'm a 500 pound balding eight year old. You still want those nakeys?
I didn't know my neck worked like one of those long neck turtles who retract their neck into their shell.
Lol
It works for Senator Mitchell McConnell.
1:14 “couldn’t send” a tragedy 😔
would say something offensive about ur pfp but UA-cam would delete my channel.
I’m still said the rainbow is now the lgbtq+ flag
@@Tugsboi47you’re fucking hilarious
@@lethal_disease02pronouns detected opinion rejected
@@no-one-1 bro you know everyone has pronouns right
16:14
SCREAMING BC THIS SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL KOVACH - SPECIFICALLY N FROM MURDER DRONES
Okay, but 13:30 was- Robin out did himself.
FR
Hey, at least the first guy was being nice about it.
ikr
ah yes, that definitely makes a difference
Respectfully, that's disrespectfully respectful of you to disrespectfully respect this disrespecting respectful manners.
Yeah
There's no such thing as being nice when you're being creepy, it just makes it more weird.
Robin narrating makes this even funnier idk why 😭😭
3:07 Oh no Buddy, this doesn't look good. I'd cut it off if I were you!
Robin offering to give them pics of his crap if they give him houses is too funny 🤣
4:17 THIS IS WHAT I IMAGINE TIKTOK MFS THINK OF GOTH GIRLS
7:47 lets change that
1:15 not only is this conviently placed in the video, but this man is an award winner
As a kid I always had grown men in my instagram dms asking to meet up or marry them. It happened the most when I was 14-16. Please parents make sure your child's socials are private because having your dms flooded by adult creepy men and adult creepy women; mostly men is really traumatizing.
Jesus loves y'all, stay safe out there.
3:15 I was gonna say, I’d reply with “a magnifying glass”
8:49 I’m trying to figure out the logistics of how someone films themselves defecating without having their hands IN the bowl or dropping the phone
Tripod
@@no-one-1
But from below? At without pooping on the camera itself?
It seems like a lot of effort for a rather odd “accomplishment”.
3:20 This is the distinct taste of a liar!
💀😂
7:17 most furrys aren’t bad 🙂
16 years since i tried chatting (stopped 10 yrs ago) and none of the men have changed. its the same messages and on that last one when i saw "'do you want to see something", i shouted NO! at the screen because i do not want to see that ugly thing no thank you! lol
"Damn, girl, nice beasts" 🦁🐯🐻