@UCpkjuyedIKkZbNMNzIRk5mw is that a new army of bot ? First the Korean girls then a bot with a name that demand SEEX !!! So that how the robots are gonna kill us
Fun history fact. Throughout the Medieval period and the early Renaissance era, it was common for people with status to throw banquets that would last days and days, where people just sat and ate. As it was considered impolite to leave, there were chamber pots available and some even had toilets built into their seats. On that same note, being on the loo was considered a social activity. So case and point, Kevin is just a part of high society.
419 you’re telling me you wouldn’t be comfortable at your best friend’s birthday party where you’re all just hanging out, eating, shitting, and playing Uno together? Cmon, there’s no better way to pass the time with friends! Uncultured peasant.
Im extremely high but is it just me or would this be the scariest sh** ever. Imagine waking up and these are the people you see. Every block or so in this weird earth you'll come across a person posed inhumanly at a weird situation. Like the lady next to the flipped car. Standing there not saying a word. Just breathing. Posed forever in that awkward scene. Your life is to find a job, but you just keep going weird lifeless place to the next. This weird uncanny effect (I forget what it's called) where something is scary because it's humanlike but just off? This is what you go through. No memory whatsoever of how you got there. You just wake up in this low poly uncanny valley effect everyday where nothing exists or looks like it exists. Like a fucked up interpretation of human life from a blind evil god. If you woke up like that and were trapped in that eternal hell, you cant deny how fucking torturous that would be. Especially on your mind. Idk, im high asf
@@EneTheGene S/he's referring to how some people, while depressed, don't have the motivation to change in/out of clothes when going to/getting out-of bed.
@@Mega-Brick Does it count when you do wear pajamas to bed but that's really because you don't have the effort to change out of them so you've been stuck in them for ages? Couldn't be me... Lol
Game: "Most realistic life simulator ever made" Also Game: You get a job at the first place you apply to with no interview, resume or references in the span of one day
Police: so your saying he was running around naked eating food from the floor and fetching items? Civilian: yes! Police: so.....he's a dog? Civilian: ...
Naked, eggs everywhere, we don't see his face, his voice is only audible through grunts and heavy breathing, his house is a mess and he throws food all around the place, why do I feel like the main character is HowToBasic?
Kevin I wanna let you know that me and two other fans befriended each other in among us today. We spread the word of Jim Pickens and cared for each other like you did with your friends. It was pleasant and good. Thank you for making this cult.
0:16 Me : oh god Kevin is in there taking a shower, I am having un-straight thoughts right now 5 seconds later... WHY MUST YOU BAIT ME LIKE THIS KEVIN???
12:20 Omg Kevin, you literally had me gasping for air. I'm so glad nobody was around to hear me hysterically laughing like a maniac lol This was an awesome video. 10/10, I'd say it was easily not so badly at all! Keep up the outstanding work!!!
Everyone's talking about Kevin in the shower fully clothed. BUT! Why is no one talking about that toilet?! He just has an extra toilet that he keeps in a room by a table like that.🚽 Kevin and the sims are getting combined more and more by every video. Should we be scared? Soon there is only Jim left.
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
Imagine you're working at a lamp store, and a naked, pasty Irish lad comes up to the counter and starts to breath heavily "I want a lamp" *The most terrifying thing you can experience*
Kevin, sitting on a plate of eggs in is nearly empty combo bathroom-bedroom-kitchen surrounded by ground fruit: "Please don't tell people how I live" Jim: Turns on camera and begins enthusiastically filming everything
Kevin turned the graphics way down and then acted surprised when everyone looked liked they came out of a PS1 Harry Potter game. But man is Kevin good at life hacks.
What a great way to start the afternoon: eating some 'Heavenly Hunks' while watching our favorite heavenly hunk. Promises that we are not cannibals. Unless Kevin is made of cookies.
We literally got two teasers for this on Instagram with Kevin's last two posts and we didn't suspect a thing thus proving for once and all Kevin is the king of chaos 😍🤩
someone ordering a Burger and complaining they got exactly what they wanted IS pretty hyper-realistic tbh
Why y’all put cheese on my cheeseburger
@@NewMxney sir this is a bank
sounds like a Karen to me 🤣
Trust me, the Karen will find something to complain about. Even if it's about the bag the food came in.
America moment
This game is true to life. Terrifying, unexpected, and uncomfortable.
And it's also brings relief if you survive as a crew member
What is with all these weird s3x bots? I don't normally report anything, but these bots are just annoying; spamming my notifications.
Don’t forget Frustrating ng lol
Customers are never happy. Too realistic.
lol
I can’t imagine the mind behind Jim Pickens starting his day any other way
@Jai Kundicevic yes I would know because I am him
Hello here before this blows up
hi shrek you are a legend
@@Ryan-bm9jp .......
@@Papa_Nihil I was talking about this comment
I can’t believe the character in the thumbnail was *not* designed by Kevin...
Ikr ahahha I was thinking it was another Harry Potter Konnect thing lol
Right?? I clicked on this vid expecting some really wild character creation choices from Kev
I know I was shocked 😮
Kevin: *turns graphics to the lowest setting*
also Kevin: why does everyone look so weeeirrd?
Kevin just took a fully clothed shower just for a minute-long skit. He is a legend.
You mean everyone else does t shower fully clothed?
someone sat in the shower fully clothed for 30 minutes for 3 minute music video.
'12 am cereal' was the song
To be fair that's how I shower when I need to also do laundry
there is a dude who threw up on himself for a skit,this is nothing
He also just cleaned his clothes and saved laundry time.
"Everyone in this city is terrifying" Says the naked man talking to himself.
@UCpkjuyedIKkZbNMNzIRk5mw is that a new army of bot ?
First the Korean girls then a bot with a name that demand SEEX !!! So that how the robots are gonna kill us
Wait a minute,the bot just erased himself
@@rachel-pornstarsgomyprofle9671 and there is a new one
@@Ramoriaa there's too many of them
@Litta ! y.o I WANT SЕЕХ ! !!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! feck they are multiplying, we need our lord and saviour Jim Pickens
Looks like The Sims has some competition now
These bots are mad crazy
@@ChonkedCat like the guy Manic Memez
This seems more like a horror game tbh. Paralives is where it's at
What are you doing here
I like your content
"Ripped jeans, very fashionable"
Says the naked man running around town lmao
Hh Hh alright mate I won’t.
Ripped jeans are just ugly and make you look homeless
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 hot take from trey walker here
his not naked he's just wearing super ripped clothes 🤣
Trey Walker and they normally cost more than fecking normal pants
"whats wrong smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?"
No, I just came out of the Vault.
Conversation between an Irishman and a tourist
Yesss
Waking up in Kevin’s bed AGAIN, kinda feels like we’re in a relationship now Kevin
_we are_
Lmfao
@Fat Cat and yet he continues to friend zone us every video 😕
the whole cult is probably one big relationship at this point
I mean, I’m not complaining-
Fun history fact. Throughout the Medieval period and the early Renaissance era, it was common for people with status to throw banquets that would last days and days, where people just sat and ate. As it was considered impolite to leave, there were chamber pots available and some even had toilets built into their seats. On that same note, being on the loo was considered a social activity.
So case and point, Kevin is just a part of high society.
Ah... A person of culture and quality
But I do it and I get banned from Arby's...
John Doe Hahahahah
Continuously eating and shitting at the same time alone sounds fun. Continuously eating and shitting at the same with other people not so much.
419 you’re telling me you wouldn’t be comfortable at your best friend’s birthday party where you’re all just hanging out, eating, shitting, and playing Uno together? Cmon, there’s no better way to pass the time with friends! Uncultured peasant.
“How do you like your eggs?”
“With a pale Irishman on top, if you will”
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Hh Hh dude shut up no one likes these things in fact we hate them
Unless it’s this one: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
Twilight Star I recognized the link. I knew what it was. I was expecting it. I still clicked it. And I enjoyed it all the same
Terra_the _Nightingale master chad
Im extremely high but is it just me or would this be the scariest sh** ever. Imagine waking up and these are the people you see. Every block or so in this weird earth you'll come across a person posed inhumanly at a weird situation. Like the lady next to the flipped car. Standing there not saying a word. Just breathing. Posed forever in that awkward scene. Your life is to find a job, but you just keep going weird lifeless place to the next. This weird uncanny effect (I forget what it's called) where something is scary because it's humanlike but just off? This is what you go through. No memory whatsoever of how you got there. You just wake up in this low poly uncanny valley effect everyday where nothing exists or looks like it exists. Like a fucked up interpretation of human life from a blind evil god. If you woke up like that and were trapped in that eternal hell, you cant deny how fucking torturous that would be. Especially on your mind. Idk, im high asf
Hunter Burchfield you aren’t wrong
This is too much to process
I am also high asf
I'm not high but it is still terrifying
You good homie?
Never watch Black Mirror while high bro, it fucks you up.
"Nothing like waking up fully clothed" *people with depression have entered the chat*
What?
@@EneTheGene S/he's referring to how some people, while depressed, don't have the motivation to change in/out of clothes when going to/getting out-of bed.
@@Mega-Brick Its normal to sleep in clothing you were working in.... that way you save money....
@@zapole I sleep in my clothes, but I've heard more people tell me they don't.
@@Mega-Brick Does it count when you do wear pajamas to bed but that's really because you don't have the effort to change out of them so you've been stuck in them for ages? Couldn't be me... Lol
imagine seeing an extremely pale naked man walking around the city breathing heavily
Pouring his cereal in puddles and eating it on all fours
@@malibuhiegts puddle cereal go cronch
Boston...
lol
What do you mean imagine? I see this everyday
Game: "Most realistic life simulator ever made"
Also Game: You get a job at the first place you apply to with no interview, resume or references in the span of one day
And pay you even if you don't even show up...
While completely nude
Life has miracles too
@dreil55 nice reference
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I can't believe we got into the shower with Kevin
Congrats on the heart. Also, who wouldn't?
@Jacla ! y.o I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! ???
“It’s three minutes to closing, it’s a bit unreasonable of you to ask” said every waitress ever
I laughed until I cried. It just got more and more absurd as it went.
Kevin's fake lifestyle clips are now my favorite parts of his videos
Same
Fake???
They are not fake
Police: so your saying he was running around naked eating food from the floor and fetching items?
Civilian: yes!
Police: so.....he's a dog?
Civilian: ...
Naked, eggs everywhere, we don't see his face, his voice is only audible through grunts and heavy breathing, his house is a mess and he throws food all around the place, why do I feel like the main character is HowToBasic?
OH- OH NO. YOU’RE RIGHT
HOLY SHIT, YOU ARE VERY BIG BRAIN.
The best. Comment. Ever.
“My life isn’t interesting enough”
Also Kevin: *has a toilet in his dining room*
Coming in, heavly breathing and naked:"I need a lamp" :D I´m dying currently xD
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
This game is so realistic that if you shower in the game you end up showering in real life
Owo
YOU AGAIN
Aye Justy what happening?
Came
Very funny😐
Holy cow, we slept with Kevin, joined him in the shower, and had breakfast with him! This is the closest thing I've had to an actual relationship!
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dont worry bud you'll find someone but as of rn let's enjoy being with Kevin
Don't do me like this!
We are getting out of the friendzone, soon enough he will greet us with "hey there babe, how is it going? My name is Kevin ;)"
He's hitting comedy levels that shouldn't even be possible.
Yes
Brandon Skipper like in every video
“IaAh KnOw I sTuMbLeEeEe”😭😭😭 4:37
Kevin, the type of guy to wake up his wife to tell her hes going to sleep
LOL
It's on a need to know basis, and she needs to know.
First we get in bed with Kevin, then the shower? This relationship is moving too fast.
Wow...Kevin wasn't lying about the awful bot comment...
@@andiweird2310 ikr. I hope he perma bans them
we’re roisin into a relationship
So far I have recieved 8 notifications from these sex bots. Should I take it as a confidence boost that they appear to love me?
Andi Weird report these damn bots
No one
Kevin getting stuck between the people:
Naked and Afraid
lmfaooo
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No one died? Clearly this is the Sasquatch controlling Kevin's mind
Ann! I NEED SЕЕХ ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ stfu
Maniac Memes stfu dude stop
Spamming
@@ManiacMemes because you think people like you for self promoting, that's why
Makes sense
Did you not see the upside down car and the multiple people hit by cars? One of em died
Can we just talk about how kevin put a toilet in his kitchen for a skit
Skit??
4:59
Kevin walks into furniture store- Naked - & breathing heavily, "I want a lamp." 😂😂😂😂
“My life isn’t interesting at all”
Idk, taking a shower fully clothed is pretty interesting
What are you talking about? Doesn't everyone do that?
I don't shower. I jump into random lakes to get clean
@@genericname2747 if you live in america, it doesn't really matter what you try to do to get clean - you can't
@@spybird5870 I live in Canada, and our lakes are also not clean
@@genericname2747 is your lake water full of mercury and toxic waste though that can't be used like in america?
“Nothing like getting a fully clothed shower in the mornings!”
I thought I was the only one!!!
Hi turg!
Hi Cheese!!!
Turg!
Person!
Tabitha Hello!!!
"I'm naked and stuck."
Happens to the best of us.
Muis! Why? Just why?
I read this right as he said it lol
Muis! next video we’re gonna hear kevin say “what are you doing stepbro???”
Kevin I wanna let you know that me and two other fans befriended each other in among us today. We spread the word of Jim Pickens and cared for each other like you did with your friends. It was pleasant and good. Thank you for making this cult.
This makes me happy for no discernible reason
I swear if we don’t get a book of all of Kevin’s life tips
kevin-life-tips.tumblr.com/ Someone on tumblr made a collection of them :)
@@shoyomakesstuff god bless tumblr
I don't know why he's saying everyone looks weird. This is just Alabama.
Sweet home Alabama
I feel personally attacked
SWEEEEEEEET HOOOOOME ALABAMA
lol mood
Hey, there's no need to be correct. How dare you hit that nail on the head.
He left one thing out of his morning routine though... feeding the knitting people in his basement...
Who said he feeds them daily?
They just eat the weakest knitter
He is the knitter in the basement.
All of the other replies are good answers
You guys feed them?
"i describe my skin tone as dead for 2-3 days" 😂😂😂😂😂 kevin's commentary is one of the funniest
"I just came by and handed someone a yesterday burger."
Top tier comedy.
3 years ago
@@NoMainTF Thank you for your input.
@@Squidberries yay you came back
Don’t you guys love to paint a room the same color as your skin so when you’re naked you blend perfectly in?
Yes my walls are white
After watch Kevin cook, I'd not be surprised if he was sitting on eggs for real
"The most realistic life simulator"
Well, the feeling of being scammed continuously is pretty accurate imo
Adulthood is the biggest scam of them all.
All of Kevin's Instagram followers: 'it all makes sense now...'
Lmao
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No... It still doesnt 😭😭
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@@jerilyncruz5069 yeah your right, it still doesn't
At first when kevin was telling us that he was naked half the time he records his videos I didn't believed in him, but that intro changed my mind.
0:16
Me : oh god Kevin is in there taking a shower, I am having un-straight thoughts right now
5 seconds later...
WHY MUST YOU BAIT ME LIKE THIS KEVIN???
He didn't say hey there friends at the beginning of the video. Kevin are we not friends anymore?
No, in fact, he told me he hates you.
Tbf, we got to sleep, shower, and breakfast with him. Think this might be a more-than-friends situation, lol.
I feel like he might have just been using us. He seduced us by telling us we're friends, but all he really wanted was a one night stand :((
He is great, we love his wit and his style. But we aren't his friends
"Hey there, consumers" just doesn't poll well
Kevin is the only person who can instantly make me happy
saem
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Same
This whole intro is about Kevin flexing about the dining table he made, I respect that
J would like your comment, but its at 69 and I'm not ruining that
@@rosiered6712 it’s at 70 now so feel free to come like it
@@masonsobel366 done
Remember guys, Kevin sacrificed himself to showering with clothes on for our entertainment
12:20 Omg Kevin, you literally had me gasping for air. I'm so glad nobody was around to hear me hysterically laughing like a maniac lol
This was an awesome video. 10/10, I'd say it was easily not so badly at all!
Keep up the outstanding work!!!
Kevin's just flexing how cute his house is. 😤
Right?! That toilet goes so well with the table!
im guessing Anna helped him decide on which side of the table the toilet should be and where it'd look best uwu
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Kevin is very secure in his masculinity and that's one of the things I like about him.
Kevin using the dining room toilet with his pants up like any normal person
I almost spat out my water at your reaction when that one girl turned around and she had an eye bulging out of her head T.T
My socially awkward dad shopping: 5:04
i love kevin’s surprise intros he puts in sometimes
He puts so much more effort into these videos than he needs to, and I appreciate it every time :)
This simulator is so accurate to real life because it's hell.
Hello there
Hello there
Life and this game isn't bad all the time.
Okay being fully clothed in the shower was particularly funny
Especially because you had the same clothes on after and you were actually wet
When the game makes a more horrifying character than Kevin
3:55 "Can I say anything to them? No, I can't."
-accurate description of my social life.
"Things don't look good for PA Real Estate" - Kevin 2020
doesn't take a genius to see that lol
Everyone's talking about Kevin in the shower fully clothed.
BUT!
Why is no one talking about that toilet?! He just has an extra toilet that he keeps in a room by a table like that.🚽
Kevin and the sims are getting combined more and more by every video.
Should we be scared? Soon there is only Jim left.
Something about the way Kevin says the word “burger” makes me crack up.
Bergur
5:28 what's the matter, smoothskin?
Kevin either had a loose toilet he used for a skit, or a table in front of a toilet. I'm not sure which idea scares me more.
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
:)
@@IamaPERSON WE DID IT BOYS I CAN DIED IN PEACE
@@dynodan896 congrats on the heart, buddy!
Hey anyone got any ... drugs?
For any newcomers who don't know yet, that's street name for drugs
I got 2 majuranis here for u
Me, scrolling through the comments section: “Hey, it’s Harry Freakin’ Potter!”
Ah crap that was a good video
lewis mole
What?
Kevin: "Okay, now for a quick life-hack"
Also Kevin: *continues to waterboard his character*
Love these kinds of intros, Kevin!
Btw, are you part of the Floor Gang or Wall Gang? 5:13
I am loving these skits at the beginning of videos please god keep doing them
Store named "Floor Gang?" I feel like the devs were Pewdiepie fans
I just wanted to write that :D
It’s nice that they made a game that follow the lives of Chernobyl survivors.
Oh god that alarm sound. I’m having flash backs to high school.
Kevin grinning while whispering "I want a lamp" really got me
Imagine you're working at a lamp store, and a naked, pasty Irish lad comes up to the counter and starts to breath heavily "I want a lamp"
*The most terrifying thing you can experience*
I love these broken games. Only Kevin could find the enjoyment out of them.
Guys we need to set up a wanted poster for pepe popo eventually. For now...
Pepe popo check
I think 21 is better kevin was able to show he was the imposter and he helped kevin win. Pepe popo never did that.
Kevin uploading his videos at 8pm every day is the only consistency in my life right now.
It like noon for me
@@parisheidi3119 cool.
@@parisheidi3119 I live in Cork, Ireland. Same as Kevin :)
It's nice on the weekends but when school is In session I'm always late
I always get them at 3pm, but I live in the US so the time difference makes sense
Kevin, sitting on a plate of eggs in is nearly empty combo bathroom-bedroom-kitchen surrounded by ground fruit: "Please don't tell people how I live"
Jim: Turns on camera and begins enthusiastically filming everything
This is definitely in my top 5 fav Kev videos of all time. A++ quality laughs! Much needed these days. Thanks for this!
Kevin turned the graphics way down and then acted surprised when everyone looked liked they came out of a PS1 Harry Potter game. But man is Kevin good at life hacks.
5:13 FLOOR GANG AUGH, wall gang? Cringgeee
i was wondering if anyone else saw it lmao
Just like in real life
Pewdiepie owns that store
Green gang... Am I right
Wall gang is fine, ceiling gang is the problem
8:59: "He lied to me, I'm so upset"
That's a nice Tommy Wiseau impression, Kev
Kevin getting that burger order right and the customer insisting they didn't want it.. this game is scary realistic
Ah, I see Felix has opened his own shop ( 5:13 )
What a great way to start the afternoon: eating some 'Heavenly Hunks' while watching our favorite heavenly hunk. Promises that we are not cannibals. Unless Kevin is made of cookies.
That Among Us bot improved his spelling, now that’s what I call character development
I'm extremely impressed by the amount of effort that went into the intro
"I am so upset by this world, they are all lieing to me" Yea, good life simulator.
I love how he is just walking naked around town while freaking out
As a European I can confirm that bathroom cross dinning rooms or toiletdinners as we like to call them are very common since it just makes sense.
We literally got two teasers for this on Instagram with Kevin's last two posts and we didn't suspect a thing thus proving for once and all Kevin is the king of chaos 😍🤩
Kevin needs to do a cover of the song that was playing when he started his job
So I accidentally Pavloved myself into listening to Kevin play games while I fall asleep. Needless to say the alarm clock scared the shit out of me
“Europe and Ireland” ah yes my favourite continent of ireland