I pick every bad option in 100 Years Life Simulator
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- 100 Years Life Simulator but I pick every bad option, just like real life :D
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And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #Simulator #Indie
This feels like the animated version of all of Kevin's Bitlife vids.
Except for gorilla wife
@@thedork9754 gorilla wife is the goal
oh dearie.
Bitlife anime adaptation confirmed?
Yes!
No kidding, the gorilla girlfriend ending was the best life Imdoomed had.
It was also the only actual split I've seen so far. Every other choice looks irrelevant.
He successfully RETURNED TO MONKE.
It was a short life he lived, but a happy one.
A lesson for all of us....we're all just searching for that gorilla
@@brookelynnplanz1296 life shouldn't be long
It should be a happy one
It is the best possible ending a game could ever have XD
“Well doc, it all started when my dad tried to breastfeed me.”
I wish lol
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Why are you on all the comments about dads breastfeeding their sons? That's kinda weird, bro...
@@Emil_Stoltz because its funny
@@Emil_Stoltz funey
Kevin didn’t even need to include the “bad options” in the title. We all expect it from him.
Hagrid
Congrats on the heart
@@hagrid3348 indeed it is Hagrid
The idea that there are actual children out there playing these kinds of weird ass games on their iPads without their parents knowledge terrifies me.
Bro, I was totally oblivious to that up to this point. Kinda wish it stayed that way. Lol.
I really hope the new generation doesn't get the impression you can pick your race. But then, about 60 years ago, I know my parents said the same thing about religion so...I don't have high hopes.
tbh I think this game is more about being intentionally so ridiculous that people are gonna make videos like this about it.
@@cottoncandiez8872 No, it isn't. That one NAACP bitch did it but she's a joke.
How else would they know about the secret gorilla happiness life option ?!
I remember choosing my race, very confusing time in my life. Ended up flipping a coin and ended up as a Breton.
Same I chose my race as 18 like you do and I couldn't pick so I got it randomly assigned and now I am white
I ended up as a Bosmer and have no regrets
I didn't watch the ad so ended up as egg & spoon. I really wanted to be marathon.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
Your race is decided when you step off of a cart and an Empire soldier asks who you are.
6:06 "Maybe I'm the vampire, it explains the teeth" Kevin's canines, complexion and charisma have always made me wonder about that 🤔
he's the edward of our dreams
Lolol, I have sharp canines as well! I've always wondered if I was supposed to be a vampire... 🧛♀️ 🤔😂
Complete proof that returning to monke is the superior path: Gorilla wife leads to years of happiness in exchange for banana, regular girl leaves you for first chad on the street.
Kevin "I'm moving might miss a few"
also Kevin *uploads every day and even uploads a music video, but still posts regular gaming video
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 omg I've missed you
@@salsasteve2962 I have missed you too I was so worried about you I haven't heard from you in days I was worried you no who got you
you know who is no match for me Hagrid, he will never keep me away
@@salsasteve2962 did you like my latest videos
I have started to believe that choosing every bad option it's just in kevin's dna at this point.
hagrid
That might reflect negatively on the Irish, given that he is, in fact, 100% Irish.
YOOOOOO BROFORCE PFP
Watching Kevins videos are the highlight of the day!
@obviously are you anti religious? Obviously.
TRUE
Kevin your content has been so consistently good over the years that i just give you automatic likes.
Imagine a video where kevin does every right option
Hagrid
Yes Hagrid indeed
I also enjoy fiction.
You have some unrealistic wishes
**turns four**
**becomes caucasian out of nowhere**
Just so you know, you improved my day considerably, today. I got my finger slammed in a door at work, today, and while I was recovering I watched this video. Felt much better, afterwards, thanks :)
I realized Kevin might be te first person in entire history of his family to move out of Ireland
he really is if his dna test was accurate
@@quentinh2 and if Kevin has kids with Anna then he maybe the first to have a non irish wife/mother of his children.
@@Ilivepuppys Not wife but all the girls seán's dated are non-irish. His first girlfriend was korean, signe was danish and evelien is dutch.
@@Emil_Stoltz What? We are talking about Kevin, Kevin is 100 percent Irish and Sean isnt.
@@Ilivepuppys oh, I thought Sean/Jack was also Irish? What is he?
The part where your gf leaves you for the rich man is literally all the mafia city adds are.
Gotta admit when I saw Xiaoxiao (blond girlfriend) on that dating app I couldn't decided whether she was an anime girl...or twelve...or both. But I'm REALLY glad it specified her age.
Has anyone noticed he hasn't said the "my name is kevin" in the intro for a while? Is he NOT kevin?
Anyone else find it super-weird how romantic and wholesome the bestiality relationship path is?
Day 1 of demanding Kevin to show us the true Gorilla Wife full playthrough.
I think he did. It just kills him after a certain point. The game is really gimped for its true ending....
I defintely want more of this game! I really enjoyed it
Girl vs gorilla.
Girl: Can't do anything, useless, won't protect you. Begs for jewelry. Keeps annoying you.
Vs
Gorilla: Y e s
Stronk.
Will protect you.
Just wants a banana.
Always nice and cool.
Of course Kevin knows Blendtec I love him even more now
the weird christian propaganda slapped dashed right in the middle is so weird
Something tells me this game doesn't even have good options 😭😭
it doesn't...you always end up in jail, losing your job and such as. When I played it you didnt have to watch ads to get options, so if you havent played it dont bother. Its shit.
After you beat it once you can play as a girl that ends up meeting aliens and conquers planets. I really liked it just because of how ridiculous it was. The android version is the one with the ad options.
@@Ilivepuppys except the gorilla one where you die happily
I remember I had an inch wide thick glass chunk STABBED INSIDE MY FOOT, yeah inside my foot... I ripped it out with my bare fingers, nothing else... i was experiencing a huge amount pain... *But I wasn't suddenly flying across a room*
Day 218 of asking Kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
Hagrid
Another video = another occasion for telling Kevin he's amazing content creator.
Your commentary really gives me so much laugh 😂
I'm not the only one who's been watching Kevin even before Jim Pickens ever existed right?
Hagrid
why does every call me kevin video end in fire? 😂
If Kevin only made Sims and simulation videos I would still watch them on repeat lmao
"Change your race?"
"Hey, puberty! Race change, maybe?"
"Ayy, made it to 20! Change your face for ya, govnah?"
100 Year s Life Simulator is the true white genocide plot.
Game: "What ethnicity are you?"
Player: "No."
Game: "White it is!"
@17:59 _Unneccessary jumps..!_
"change race? I think at age 4 it's a bit late" imagine that without context so absurd+funny
5:01 when Christianity reigned it was the least peaceful time in history excluding the literal world wars
Fr there is a reason it was called the Dark Ages
Rewatching old videos after Kevins announcement
Moral of the story: reject humanity. Marry monke
The animation of that guy shitting in the urinal with the sounds they chose to play has dying of laughter. He looked so proud of himself. And the little animation of home going “woohoo” after was just 🤌🏻
I’d be appalled if I saw you ever try to be a saint
Complete life: Murdered his dad, married a gorilla, bought a lamborghini even though he doesnt have the money for that, Rode past his ex like he's a blind man, became a comedian, Had a airplane crash, became part of a tribe, got lit on fire in his sleep by a tribe-woman.
… And that was the story of Jim peckins youth
The sigma batman bahahah and than kevin going how is that my fault he should be arrested made me do a spit take ahahaha
I know Kevin is an audiophile so the sound quality in his new place as he's getting sorted must be killing him lol
i love the ad with mango best part of the video my bird also approves
Hows it going Spain Kevin?
"why do you keep asking me to change my race? that's not a thing!"
did oli london make this game?
Great video Kevin
Hagrid.
Kev my boy. I went back and watched your desperate housewives series and realized that you never finished the game. I’m gonna need you to remedy that. Please.
Kevin there's a great game I think you will have fun with called "the spy who shot me" its a pc game but it's very ps1 and it's humor is amazing
Hagrid
More Harvest, please!
I actually need kevin reagting to tiktoks now
I think there needs to be a quality control on these apps. if it is good it should go with all the fun apps. if it isn't it should be boxed up in an unending hole of mediocrity
i wanna see kevin play life choices it's kinda like bitlife i could see him making it like really funny
i just watched the second escape room movie and im so paranoid, thank god for a new callmekevin video to calm me down
Hagrid
Day 429 of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game
Taylor Wisniewski
@@hagrid3348 plot twist
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
I got the add for the game while watching
I think the gorilla option got you "killed" because you went missing.
Finally, a game that properly shows Kevin's ethnicity
Kevin, I've played this game, I know about the section you cut over inbetween going to prison and building the church...
He did it
The crazy son of a b*tch he did it
He returned to monke
7:35 Ride wife. Life good.
"You can't change your race at 13" he says unaware that people have been trying to change their race.
13:14 shout out to everyone going through the struggle
the coffee scene with the boss was really fecking hot
Day 46 of asking kevin to continue duck life
ImDoomed and Sakura OTP ♡
Europeans looking at the natives: 4:23
I love and understand your video
OMG your dad is Jacksepticeye XD
"I pick every bad option in 100 Years Life Simulator" with you, kevin, there is no good options (Sorry)
Girl:
Girl: *sees a boy with a car*
🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
This guys life is a rollercoaster
Day 65 of telling Kevin that my friend said and I quote "Kevin is boring and he probably smells cheese, but like not in a bad way ya know" and after some further thought I think Kevin would smell like cheese. (I asked her and she said Swiss cheese)
Hagrid
Dumb question but are these the same models used in the sandbox firework game. The church and the house with it's background looks like it is from that game
The girl burned down both the house and the monetization
11:22 fun fact, it is a terrible idea to pet a bird there. Their erogenous zones are around their wings, petting your bird will make it sexually frustrated and angry with you for not mating with it
Kevin chose the "Kondo Isao" route
Sakura the gorilla is my hero 🌸🦍💕
Gorrilla is Love. ❤
Gorrilla is Wife. ❤
I don't speak Spanish, but I think the ad was saying connect with friends on Facebook?
The town where his parents are dead is the one in the firework game
This is a fever dream
"I just want my dad to breastfeed me" -kevin quotes
Hagrid
respect
I wish it was that easy to clean the toilet in real life
I saw the “worm” and said oh
That gorilla romance was epic
I love that the Gorilla relationship is so healthy and supportive
yeah
Did you notice that the gorilla was a reference to Sakura from naruto?
@@marcusmorel977 it’s not but low iq ig
And yet so unhealthy he realised he had to go back in time to endure the same pain throughout his whole life
@@marcusmorel977 yes
7:37 Ride wife. Life good.
“I’m a murderer at age 3, new record!”
I doubt that’s a new record when Jim Pickens is around
Hagrid
Congrats on the heart
Jim Pickens was born aged 64 and hasn't aged a day since.
🤣 so true
@@hagrid3348 HAGGER WHERE GRAWP
This game is literally the game version of those clickbait, stupid, irrelevant ads for farming and management sims that show a person getting dumped for petty reasons, then building their island/house/whatever. So freaking weird.
And there for I love it
also you can watch an ad to change your race!
@@ballstealer ngl some of those ads looked like fun scenarios
Yeah but when you click on those ads, the games are nowhere as accurate to the ad or even as fun as this.
@@dinodare1605 well, they're fun in a different way. But that's what I meant, they're false advertising and none of them exist. Except this one.
At this point kevin shouldn’t even add “I picked every bad option” we all know that good options arnt a choice
ua-cam.com/video/gfje8kAvXE0/v-deo.html
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Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 HAGRID
@@wellusee688 BEGONE BOT
@@hagrid3348 I'm convinced you're a bot lmao
Man, I remember the good times when I would run into the forest and say God doesn't exist with my friends, and then jump off a cliff, where did the times go
what i would give to go back to that time😔
@@whytho8856 I feel you man
Policeman: "Sir, It's illegal to be homeless."
Kevin: "Oh, sorry. I guess I should get a home then."
Lol.
tbf thats basically how it is irl
@@xionkuriyama5697 :(
@@xionkuriyama5697 can confirm
The nation's worst rapists, murderers and criminals get free room and board under our tax dollars and the homeless are admonished for circumstances beyond their control.
@@maverickREAL most homeless are drug addicts and alcoholics just an FYI
"cry" or "find a job" is what appears in front of every millennial in the morning.
After you find a job, that option disappears and "cry" stays.
@@axie545 It gets replaced with. "cry" or "quit job". At least thats what I feel like most mornings.
There's also the option for both xD
And for boomers it was just "find a job" without the "cry" option.
I've found my people. 🥲
“Sir it is illegal to be homeless”
Wow, this game actually is realistic!
If you go into your parents house the protagonist starts to grieve and have a memory montage
Then the cops come in, accuse him of breaking in and kill him on the spot
@@itsalore9395 That's why the game keeps asking if you want to change your race, so you can be white for that segment and avoid getting killed.
@@hedgehog3180 LMAO you know what, I played as a black guy maybe that’s was my mistake
@@itsalore9395 holy christ i didn't expect a game as druggy as this to have that
@@hedgehog3180
You can also be black for the famous segment and sue the fan who hit you for everything they got "because racism"
Kevin: I have a gorilla as a girlfriend
Boy Anna's got some completion with the gorilla for Kevin
@obviously should we mass report you? Obviously
Anna has a furry costume
Plot twist: the gorilla is actually Tom
Competition?
This is a lot weirder if you say completion instead of competition.
You didn’t even need to include that in the title. We knew you’d just pick the worst options
Hagrid
Congrats on the heart my dude
The rest of the game (besides the gorilla wife part) was definitely a bad dream. You even said that they were reusing the environment in the last part, where our hero, Imdoomed, lands on the island. From that height, I doubt he would survive his landing into the water (especially without injury) and the reuse of environment is exactly the sort of thing that happens in dreams, because our brains need to draw on information, characters, and locations about whom we already possess knowledge. It wasn't just that scene that was reused, it was the entire jungle environment that he's used to, the one where he's sleeping right now next to his loving gorilla wife.
The Good Ending
@@slacktivism05 The True Ending
@@jiyzo The only ending
ImDoomed lore