Top Gear and The Grand Tour - Fixing Things with Jeremy Clarkson

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  • @jackmorgan5431
    @jackmorgan5431 4 роки тому +2076

    I love how it was a running joke that he hates manual labour and now runs a farm 😂

    • @RossMKF1
      @RossMKF1 3 роки тому +11

      Yea pretty cool haha

    • @leobuckey
      @leobuckey 3 роки тому +11

      That’s what happens when you get sacked

    • @CrimeVaultUK
      @CrimeVaultUK 3 роки тому +120

      @@leobuckey something called grand tour which started as soon as he left

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 3 роки тому +20

      @@leobuckey he was technically not sacked

    • @Peter_Griffaaa
      @Peter_Griffaaa 3 роки тому +65

      he's had a farm for years right? got paid to not grow anything on it

  • @foggyj4474
    @foggyj4474 3 роки тому +811

    The fact that he made the spark plug work with wood, a piece of concrete, and a glove. This man’s creativity knows no limits

    • @NeelanshMathur
      @NeelanshMathur 3 роки тому +87

      It's almost frightening

    • @b9llb9ka15
      @b9llb9ka15 3 роки тому +67

      It generates gravity

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 3 роки тому +38

      It was a Miata. You’re legally required to have Jeremy clarkson’s ingenuity in order to fix it

    • @salmanazam9444
      @salmanazam9444 3 роки тому +28

      You can almost hear "it", if you listen closely enough...

    • @cipherthedemonlord8057
      @cipherthedemonlord8057 3 роки тому +1

      JB Weld works too.

  • @shubhankarpatil7033
    @shubhankarpatil7033 4 роки тому +965

    “Shoo in Welsh”
    Jeremy Clarkson ladies and gentlemen.
    The world’s most intelligent man.

    • @mr.snaplles5964
      @mr.snaplles5964 4 роки тому +60

      His genius is almost frightening

    • @ciaranMartin06
      @ciaranMartin06 4 роки тому +14

      I'm Welsh but I can't speak Welsh😂

    • @cymrocam
      @cymrocam 4 роки тому +6

      @@ciaranMartin06 google the Welsh Not and about how we've been suppressed due to our language and you'll know why.

    • @jamestodd1104
      @jamestodd1104 3 роки тому +4

      Cameron Birt stop crying

    • @woutertje026
      @woutertje026 3 роки тому

      Specifying things is for losers

  • @patrickbateman6682
    @patrickbateman6682 4 роки тому +1056

    “I’ve trod on my spectacles” might be the most British sentence I’ve ever heard

    • @Hockstar97
      @Hockstar97 4 роки тому +1

      69th like

    • @simonweston33
      @simonweston33 4 роки тому +12

      I trod on my spectacles, not I’ve.

    • @Franklin.Ellesmere
      @Franklin.Ellesmere 4 роки тому +1

      We do our best, what what

    • @lastnamefirstname9043
      @lastnamefirstname9043 4 роки тому +7

      For me that goes to Clarkson referring to a river as "a motorway for water lorries"

    • @blackm4niac
      @blackm4niac 3 роки тому +13

      nah, that'll be James saying "Crickey, it's the rozzers"

  • @SuperCzaaarny
    @SuperCzaaarny 3 роки тому +366

    "James, can I borrow your van?"
    Sometimes Jeremy's genius is almost frightening...

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 3 роки тому +7

      It generates gravity

    • @RicardoD957
      @RicardoD957 3 роки тому +8

      It's now so vast it has it's own atmosphere.

    • @SeektheLordsface
      @SeektheLordsface 2 роки тому +1

      Shalom
      Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:/Inspiration+ Jesus, the word made flesh, has the highest claim to speak for God. Jesus, son of God, who suffered, died, and was buried for us, was also the mouth of God, the one who spoke to us, who, with His flesh and blood, guided us to heaven, eternal life and peace in His presence./Prayer+ Lord, guide me into Your heart. Hand over Your hand and take me, Your member in heart and spirit, and guide me into Your soul. God, take me over and enter me, into my heart and spirit. Fill me up with Your joy, presence,wisdom and love. Amen.

  • @helenalennon9528
    @helenalennon9528 4 роки тому +1098

    You've got to love his persistance

  • @camwipper
    @camwipper 4 роки тому +544

    I’ve watched that ‘handbrake’ shatter Jeremy’s rear window probably 1000 times and it is still just as funny as the first time! “It’s going to be a scorcher! - [sounds of breaking glass]” 😂😂

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 роки тому

      I was waiting for that to happen.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 4 роки тому +6

      I could watch all the old episodes and still laugh 🤣👍

    • @crazyd3mon968
      @crazyd3mon968 3 роки тому +3

      I was physically in pain the first time I saw that because I was laughing so hard.

    • @borhemiusthewise3049
      @borhemiusthewise3049 3 роки тому +1

      The best edit will always be "My genius is-well sometimes it's frightening" followed immediately by the breaking of the window

    • @EffingAndJeffing
      @EffingAndJeffing 3 роки тому +7

      It's the moment when Hammond and May work it out for me 😂

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 роки тому +1874

    Normal people: Uses a wrench to remove something
    500 IQ: “James, can I borrow your van?”

  • @Jaidencharlotte
    @Jaidencharlotte 4 роки тому +1578

    “What else is electrical in here?”
    *Not the exhaust manifold*

    • @Scotticus25
      @Scotticus25 4 роки тому +62

      That line always cracks me up for some reason.

    • @Mark75yt
      @Mark75yt 4 роки тому +11

      I thought they said “not the exhaust by default “😂

    • @chaos6839
      @chaos6839 4 роки тому +16

      @@Mark75yt HOW?!?!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mark75yt
      @Mark75yt 4 роки тому +4

      Tired engineer idk that just what I always thoughts they said😂

    • @RedfishCarolina
      @RedfishCarolina 3 роки тому +22

      Give the Germans time, there will be an electronic exhaust manifold.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 4 роки тому +577

    Toyota Pick-ups: Once working, you can't break them. Once burning, you can't extinguish them.

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 4 роки тому +30

      Land Rover: once broken, cant ever be fixed

    • @brodieclamp5090
      @brodieclamp5090 4 роки тому +2

      @@hybridAbsol but it can be bodged into moving both forward and back once again

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 4 роки тому

      @@brodieclamp5090 i wont bother with it

    • @jacobwhite9961
      @jacobwhite9961 3 роки тому +3

      What do Toyota hyluxes and electric cars have in common.
      When they set on fire they never go out

    • @lexithelab2721
      @lexithelab2721 3 роки тому +1

      @@jacobwhite9961 you did not even spell “hyluxes” right it is hilux’s

  • @ihavenoname4007
    @ihavenoname4007 3 роки тому +70

    "Shoo in Welsh". Funniest f*cking thing i've heard all day, lol.

  • @Junebug89
    @Junebug89 4 роки тому +143

    Hammond and Mays reaction when they saw the window... amazing

    • @Blicky_47
      @Blicky_47 4 роки тому +17

      They look at it for a second, look at clarkson, back at the window and just lose it

  • @AchingGibbon450
    @AchingGibbon450 3 роки тому +51

    The scope of his engineering genius literally knows no bounds

  • @fazerunner8171
    @fazerunner8171 4 роки тому +63

    8:53 “Ssssssstupidest idea in history” 😂

  • @maxbroyden135
    @maxbroyden135 3 роки тому +34

    “Hammers have their uses. I can think of one right now.” 😆

  • @luxither7354
    @luxither7354 3 роки тому +77

    Jeremy is like a dad who just hits something and for some reason it works better.

    • @Phil_KaneONite_Wood
      @Phil_KaneONite_Wood 2 роки тому +5

      The correct term is "Percussive Maintainance". 😉

    • @genericusername4579
      @genericusername4579 2 роки тому

      reminds me of when I was a kid if a game I was playing on the PS2 froze then hitting the top of the PS2 unfroze the game.

    • @Violet_Knight
      @Violet_Knight 11 місяців тому

      Meet the Engineer

  • @ryanpearce1738
    @ryanpearce1738 4 роки тому +108

    "how would you like to be a petrol filler cap" LMFAO that had me

  • @martindrler5053
    @martindrler5053 4 роки тому +40

    7:01 best moment " shoooo......shoo in welsh xD

  • @razorramzan-inc
    @razorramzan-inc 4 роки тому +503

    Hammond just won a new super fan. By immediately recognizing the risk posed by the shattered glass on road where locals walk bare feet. Humanity above anything else

    • @Elidan1012
      @Elidan1012 4 роки тому +34

      I'm pretty sure it was something they had been briefed on, and he was just reminding them.

    • @razorramzan-inc
      @razorramzan-inc 4 роки тому +20

      @@Elidan1012 best way to spoil the honors😂😂, you are right.

    • @ethanrodway4797
      @ethanrodway4797 4 роки тому +21

      Razor ramzan at least he remembered to remind them😂

    • @razorramzan-inc
      @razorramzan-inc 4 роки тому

      @@ethanrodway4797 sure thing.

    • @orange3567
      @orange3567 3 роки тому +1

      Habari gani

  • @davisdesigns1153
    @davisdesigns1153 3 роки тому +38

    Jeremy is like the special child that gets all the love.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 роки тому +47

    8:26 - 😆 when the dust blew past him.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 роки тому +32

    Jeremy is the king of working three times harder than the work was itself avoiding the work.

  • @shreyassh3419
    @shreyassh3419 4 роки тому +44

    6:19
    "That gives some time on our own, which is nice"
    Hammond's face: oh no

    • @jeffreyberry4780
      @jeffreyberry4780 4 роки тому +6

      James said something similar in the race against the Mclaren Mercedes whilst they were on the ferry

    • @benzzodude
      @benzzodude 4 роки тому +5

      JEFFREY BERRY also on their caravan holiday James said “I like it, it’s romantic” while he and Richard were technically sharing the same bed

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff 2 роки тому

      Gets PTSD from the London to Oslo race

    • @whitewolf8051
      @whitewolf8051 2 роки тому

      I think it was a running gag James would make relationship comments when they were together

  • @lsi3585
    @lsi3585 3 роки тому +23

    His genius truly is frightening.

  • @S..527
    @S..527 3 роки тому +244

    Give a lazy men the hardest job, because he’ll find the easiest way to do it.
    0:56

    • @martinwulf7251
      @martinwulf7251 3 роки тому +4

      Easy: yes, but not properly.

    • @S..527
      @S..527 3 роки тому +11

      @@martinwulf7251 if you don’t care about it, it doesn’t have to look properly.

    • @michalkluka6527
      @michalkluka6527 3 роки тому +5

      Well your prime ministering has worked out well for you then, hasn’t it?

    • @georgekurgansky5986
      @georgekurgansky5986 3 роки тому

      Hammond won though lol.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 3 роки тому

      @@michalkluka6527 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @challenger2031
    @challenger2031 4 роки тому +37

    No other trio can make top gear what it is unlike these guys. They are a match made in heaven. ♥️

    • @Trillock-hy1cf
      @Trillock-hy1cf 4 роки тому +2

      Indeed, especially compared with the utter trash of the current TG....:)
      I watched it once when it first came out, and just seemed like Evans scampering about like an excited puppy with its tail on fire...
      Never watched it again.

    • @challenger2031
      @challenger2031 4 роки тому +1

      @@Trillock-hy1cf the reason it was a success was because the hosts were in tune with their audience, they didn't try too hard to do something it was natural love and respect they had for their fans. What a team

    • @Trillock-hy1cf
      @Trillock-hy1cf 4 роки тому +1

      @@challenger2031
      Indeed, and although I feel sympathy for Clarkson for punching that bloke after a days filming and finding no grub available, I disagree that the soft in the head PC brigade at the BBC were wrong in their decision, which ruined a perfectly good TV show that was very popular around the world, and I bet this 'new' version of it doesn't have half the audience. Maybe in America because they have the Yank on the show.....:)

  • @LiquidSandwich
    @LiquidSandwich 4 роки тому +151

    I’m surprised that James, the one obsessed with doing things properly, was the one to come up with wearing the spectacles upside-down.

    • @greezer9716
      @greezer9716 4 роки тому +29

      Practical solution! James at his best.

  • @jonathansefcik473
    @jonathansefcik473 4 роки тому +21

    I love how Top Gear/Grand Tour compilations have become their own UA-cam category lately.

  • @user-en1di5tn3j
    @user-en1di5tn3j 4 роки тому +175

    It's actually hurting to see that Rolls Royce being ruined🤣

    • @kineuhansen8629
      @kineuhansen8629 4 роки тому +4

      i agree with you

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 роки тому +15

      Just be glad then that you didn’t watch what he did to the Rolls afterwards. 😆

    • @greezer9716
      @greezer9716 4 роки тому

      Not really.

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 роки тому

      He made of it a ceremonial offering to Keith Moon.

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen 4 роки тому +16

      Well considering he drove it into a swimming pool, i'm fairly sure that ruined the car more than shoddy body work repair

  • @uzairshahid2588
    @uzairshahid2588 4 роки тому +8

    @8:40 when James and Richard come to see what happened those few seconds of awkward silence just makes the clip even more funny...

  • @afallenaspect1160
    @afallenaspect1160 4 роки тому +23

    'Right that's got it'
    "Lights again"

  • @sebastianbusch5013
    @sebastianbusch5013 4 роки тому +126

    What else is electric in here? “Not the exhaust manifold”

  • @callumcjham4478
    @callumcjham4478 3 роки тому +5

    JC - What else is electrical.
    JM + RH - Not the exhaust manifold
    Gets me every time.

  • @mishalalsubeai601
    @mishalalsubeai601 4 роки тому +13

    “Most glorious and upright person of genius”

  • @neilmurphy845
    @neilmurphy845 4 роки тому +14

    That van episode was one of the best along with the truck caravan and ambulance one

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 4 роки тому +134

    Jezz’ll fix it.

  • @mog7501
    @mog7501 3 роки тому +12

    I love how long it took for Hammond and May to see the shattered rear window. It was hilarious

  • @dirtyejection5229
    @dirtyejection5229 4 роки тому +8

    The log going through the back window was my all time favourite

  • @firesonic1010
    @firesonic1010 3 роки тому +5

    I love how hammond just busts into laughter once he realizes what happened.

  • @felixf5211
    @felixf5211 4 роки тому +29

    When the biggest hammer won't fix the problem, it's electrical.

  • @paul_109
    @paul_109 3 роки тому +7

    The scene where Clarkson trys to extinguish his toyota always cracks me up

  • @jsabbath01
    @jsabbath01 4 роки тому +9

    07:16 genius so powerful he can park on a hill without a handbrake in order to deploy and then demonstrate his handbrake...

  • @polarjet1833
    @polarjet1833 3 роки тому +38

    No one:
    Clarkson: “only Americans would make car wax that you can eat’

  • @8Clips
    @8Clips 4 роки тому +22

    "Not the exhaust manifold"

  • @Drax-z
    @Drax-z 3 роки тому +2

    8:39 i love how they were looking at the log for the longest time trying to figure out why Jeremy stopped, until he pointed at the window and they both realized simultaneously

  • @Something_else12
    @Something_else12 3 роки тому +12

    Sometimes my genius is... I t s a l m o s t f r I g h t n i n g .

  • @abrayz3967
    @abrayz3967 3 роки тому +12

    7:52 don't mind me just adding a personal timestamp

  • @jakenikolia1453
    @jakenikolia1453 4 роки тому +9

    I love when james and hammond clue in on the broken window

  • @N00dle3ffect
    @N00dle3ffect 3 роки тому +103

    Hammond and May: *looks at car*
    “What’s wrong with it?”
    *Clarkson points to clearly shattered glass*
    Hammond and May: *processes the giant hole for 5 seconds*
    “Oh, lol”

  • @AnimalZone-tv9id
    @AnimalZone-tv9id 3 роки тому +3

    So through all of the time Jeremy Clarkson has been on tv and dvds...the total amount of time he has "fixed" anything has added up to about ten minutes...greeeeaaaatttt

  • @caedlittler2149
    @caedlittler2149 4 роки тому +25

    "How would you like to be a petrol filler cap?" Sounds like something you'd say to a fluffy off fluffy community

  • @jl_broker7574
    @jl_broker7574 3 роки тому +1

    I remember the first time i heard "shoo in welsch". Laughed very, very hard at that

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 4 роки тому +13

    Clarkson makes that garage look like it was meant for dolls. . .

  • @impact_8106
    @impact_8106 4 роки тому +10

    The video should of been called Jeremy and his sophisticated tool kit 😂

  • @highfuturamic
    @highfuturamic 4 роки тому +25

    Shoo in Welsh

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker 3 роки тому +1

    That burning Toyota was so funny ^^

  • @ROT4RYfc3s
    @ROT4RYfc3s 4 роки тому +5

    Jeremy's 5 most infamous words.. *"how hard can it be?"*

  • @vishal6133
    @vishal6133 3 роки тому +1

    Jeremy : sometimes my genius generates gravity

  • @dyent
    @dyent 3 роки тому +1

    9:30 the most impressive survival feat of that toyota hilux, more impressive than surviving being on top of a building that was demolished or drowning under the tide, is the fact that it survived Clarkson.

  • @andoryuu3936
    @andoryuu3936 4 роки тому +8

    I forgot he actually ate a car wax. Good lord Jezza.

  • @pestilence_5.0
    @pestilence_5.0 3 роки тому +3

    May and Hammond have too many "romantic dinners" with eachother 🤣

  • @dudeinadoughboy4327
    @dudeinadoughboy4327 3 роки тому

    8:40 Love the way they both look up in unison, with that slight pause between "what the hell are you on about?" and "you utter pillock"

  • @landonderbyshire6462
    @landonderbyshire6462 4 роки тому +24

    Only Jeremy would taste car polish

    • @maeve9014
      @maeve9014 4 роки тому

      "oh... tastes of car polish"

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 4 роки тому +12

    5:38 & without a hammer in sight

  • @danielaichinger9130
    @danielaichinger9130 2 роки тому +2

    This could be a question in a quiz: "What can you fix with concrete, a piece of wood and a glove?"

  • @redsock9378
    @redsock9378 4 роки тому +2

    love these guys!

  • @willfrancis9010
    @willfrancis9010 3 роки тому +2

    James and Hammond: Tools
    Jeremy: H A M M E R

  • @mathewferstl7042
    @mathewferstl7042 3 роки тому +1

    9:14 "after cleaning up my mess, we carried on through more CAR"

  • @Andrew-zo5po
    @Andrew-zo5po 4 роки тому +3

    The clash bankrobber at 5:47

  • @catecoleman9852
    @catecoleman9852 11 днів тому

    😂 he was so proud of that log handbreak start

  • @mito-pb8qg
    @mito-pb8qg 4 роки тому

    That second it took them to realize what had happened to the back window...priceless

  • @barringtonbig9203
    @barringtonbig9203 4 роки тому +3

    That concrete , a piece of wood and a glove worked. Its good

  • @FunkyBuddha81
    @FunkyBuddha81 4 роки тому

    Jeremy is the one guy which is getting all the hard work, to find out the easiest way doing it xD

  • @Avenger460
    @Avenger460 4 роки тому +6

    i hate it when a handbrake breaks an Hotel

  • @ChoufornowProductions
    @ChoufornowProductions 3 роки тому +1

    5:40 Me whenever I think the only way to fix what I wrote in pen is to just write over it.

  • @DPR178
    @DPR178 3 роки тому +1

    7:02 Shoo in welsh.

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 12 днів тому

    His genius knows no bounds

  • @quicctrips
    @quicctrips 3 роки тому

    “Shoo in welsh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @izzatramli8110
    @izzatramli8110 3 роки тому

    5:41 when you fix something for the 1st time and it works

  • @dovlatheman8344
    @dovlatheman8344 2 роки тому

    "Shoo in Welsh" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
    @TERMINATIONBLISS08 3 роки тому +1

    British citizenship test:
    "What else is electrical in here?"

  • @I_SuperHiro_I
    @I_SuperHiro_I 3 роки тому +1

    7:35 lmfao that smug face.

  • @mikey52034
    @mikey52034 3 роки тому

    🤣@8:40 "the moment they realized" best part!

  • @fulumukwevho4744
    @fulumukwevho4744 4 роки тому +4

    Shuuu in welsh 😂😂😂😂

  • @RockingKevin92
    @RockingKevin92 7 місяців тому

    Sometimes i am astounded by Clarksons Genius

  • @Itiswhatitis638
    @Itiswhatitis638 2 роки тому

    “Taste like car polish” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tvogelzang4947
    @tvogelzang4947 4 роки тому +4

    I am a engineer, this is some good shit

  • @bittitab5963
    @bittitab5963 2 роки тому

    A Car Polish that you can eat? Sounds a lot better than 90% from the complete English Kitchen. LOL, Kind Regards from Vienna, Austria, Chris.

  • @SourSoup87
    @SourSoup87 3 роки тому

    Oh the subtle sarcasm there, " Only the Americans would invent a car polish that you can eat" 😂😂😂

  • @Ace0fspades354
    @Ace0fspades354 3 роки тому

    New drinking game; take a shot every time Jeremy "fixes" something with a hammer.

  • @KSE828
    @KSE828 4 роки тому +5

    I MENDED SOMETHING!

  • @declanisgaming2887
    @declanisgaming2887 4 роки тому +4

    Sometimes my genius is... it’s almost frightening.

  • @jackmorgan5431
    @jackmorgan5431 4 роки тому +1

    Applying the wax with his hand ahahah

  • @Pissedoffdetective
    @Pissedoffdetective 3 роки тому

    Hammond's snort is the best...

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 3 роки тому

    Top Gear Furriers LTD lmaoo 😩💀

  • @devravi7049
    @devravi7049 3 роки тому

    james proving his smarts in the last clip

  • @alyx6427
    @alyx6427 4 роки тому +9

    Sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening

  • @matteoorsini4099
    @matteoorsini4099 3 роки тому

    "what else is electrical in here?"
    "Not the exhaust manifold"

  • @alexburky9124
    @alexburky9124 3 роки тому +1

    Respect to Hammond and the lads picking up the glass bit by bit for locals. A lot of ignorant people out there that’d drive off

  • @jonnyclarke95
    @jonnyclarke95 3 роки тому

    Birmingham, Brussels, Brazil.... Same thing 😂😂😂