BRO YOU HIT THE BOAT RAMP! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- BRO YOU HIT THE BOAT RAMP! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps
Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
We are working on adding 2 more ramps to the roster. Stay tuned!
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Girl taking a purse out boat is a sign that you need to move on to another girl.
They were skuhhh anks to the 9th degree. But that one had surprisingly low cellulite on the backside. I was impressed. They kind usually get sloppy on the edges, but it was kept up pretty tight along up to the rim and corners and what were we talking about again?...LoL, jk.
A handbag? On a JetSki? 😂😂
28th day......
The narrator pointed out the man with frosted tips, but allows sandal-socks to take the lead! Now we now why my man wouldn't just carry that trailer into the water! Dressed to kill!!!
@FIIK Bruh maybe have bad toe fungus... go "socks and flops"...
you never know, you might find a manatee that can break a $20
Trailer hitch on a Cadillac, only in Miami🤣
I was thinking the same,no way I’m gonna put a hitch on my Caddy ..
Maybe because I didn't want to buy a truck for a little dinghy 👌
want to learn how to back up a boat trailer? don't practice at a boat ram, practice at a quite car park away from the sea and UA-camrs lol
Want to learn how to spell? Don't practice on UA-cam!!
@@fourfortyroadrunner6701 you must be the BONE HEAD boater of the week it seems
@@dantheman5222 yeah he's probably a blast at parties as well lol
@@AMSUDZ grins and chuckles lol
I learned how to back up a trailer at a boat ramp over 100 ft long since the water was low and never had to go forward to correct myself. Most people are capable of this. This is just the capability of people in Florida you are watching.
That was me I’m the kid that waved at u
Ese tío es un locoteeee 😎
Time stamp?
My wife met me at the boat ramp with the trailer. I expected her to park and wait for me to back it down. To my surprise she backed it right down. It was her first time. She did it alone and the ramp was a tough one with a tight turn. She said she learned just by watching me. Impressed.
Very impressive. Not just her skills but your ability to choose women.
That is more than impressive! Gotta love a woman with skillzzzz
@Fates Messenger no. The best way to learn it to do it yourself.
You may want to keep that one around.
@@heraclitus6100 I have. She's a pearl beyond price.
Thanks a lot guys. I was embarrassed by 6 people at the ramp for falling in....and just found out about 28,000 other people witnessed it too. Shhhhh! Let's keep it a secret. LOL.
Anytime you see a boater wearing flip flops and socks at a boat ramp, it's not going to go well.
Doesn't even need to be at a boat ramp for it to not go well for "socks and flops"...
Got to love the socks and flip flops!!! Only in Maimi
Good on that guy for trying to teach these girls. Taught my 16 year ird daughter a couple of years back now she showing up plenty at the ramp
2:02 you're welcome !
Seriously, you bring a purse on a jet ski? SMH
Makes about as much sense as wearing a face mask out on the water!
Cardinal sin all around is not having dock lines coiled and ready.
And when they come in nose first instead of sideways
Would love to hear Ozzy Man give commentary on this lunacy.
I wanna see some content with Broncos Guru launching and loading his boat.
He probably doesn't have a boat.
Who the phuck just spends everyday filming people at the dock???
@@michaelh7527 I'm stoked about it. Me and 65k others :D
That WOULD be fun! I sure would like to show off my own skills, but driving to Florida?
Boston whaler behind my Camry!
@@michaelh7527 he has a video where he takes over from a guy who spent a half hour trying to get down the ramp. He knows.
are their any pros that come down to those ramps? I'd like to see some of those if possible. Great content as always
All the time!!!! I've seen guys launch 40' boats solo in less time it takes most of these yahoos to get onto the dock!
Check out one with Darcizzle in the title on this channel. She nailed a 200' backup with trailer around a corner.
@@charlieodom9107 i mean longer trailers are easier to back up with
@@hubbabubba2984 there are plenty of people who back up tiny trailers perfectly fine as well. It is actually harder at some of these ramps with large trailers due to the limited space.
Why doesn't this guy show the bigger boats? Maybe he saves those for his other channel...
RE: ..... Backing a vehicle and trailer at the ramp...........IF THE DRIVER CANNOT SEE THE TRAILER, OR SOME PORTION OF THE TRAILER, ALMOST ALL DRIVERS WILL FAIL..!!
1. There is clearly a breeze across the dock. Manoeuvering a lightweight vessel with a relatively high freeboard would be tricky, even for an expert.
2. The shorter a trailer is, the more difficult it is to reverse.
3. A very low trailer can be invisible from the drivers seat. With my boat trailer, when empty, I deliberately weave slightly in reverse in order to keep a reference.
I admire the confidence of that woman behind the wheel. She may have struggled (like we all did and still do) but she never gave up. She never got shy. She never turned it over to the dude. Confident women and water is a great catch.
Thank you!
The guy on the wave runner that was handed the purse was hilarious, he looked really confused.
That girl backing the small trailer with the Cadillac was not a nube. I’m sure she couldn’t see the trailer at all until it was really out of shape and she was backing using her mirrors. If she had a wide trailer she could back it in no problems and she needed to stop listening to the guy trying to guide her.
Thank you for your uplifting comments. It was my first time backing up the trailer.
Practice makes perfect, the more you do it the easier it is,
It can be frustrating watching though. 🙂
Damn lady in the caddy had it honestly. I would blame the guy standing around poor teaching. She was good for what appears her first time!
Always helps me when ever possible to shift into Neutral if the ramp is steep enough.The weight of the boat and trailer helps to keep everything straight while backing down.
Thank you 🙏
The guy standing around, was wearing socks with sandals! Must be from Utah...
The most annoying thing is “everyone that has no experience on the boat, yell at the driver, what to do! “ I now yell back , STFU! Ladylike
They fact you do it femininely is what makes it funny. Good move.
At least the guy was attempting to teach the girl how to dock a boat and load one up
Forget the purse why does she have long pants on to ride the jetski?
When he told her he had a jetski , she was used to the 20 footer type , hence the purse and pants
She didn't hear the word Ski and thought she was going for a flight on a jet.
Its amazing how many people cant pull up to a dock or back a trailer down a boat ramp..... 🤔🤷♂️🤷♂️
Can we talk about how big those tires are on that yellow Jeep 8:02
I suck at backing a trailer 😩
It gets easier with practice.
Good to know I'm not the only one.
Know what I think? He's always had to do all the work and felt unappreciated...so he's making them do some of it.
I’ve been launching boats and jet ski’s for years and never had these problems. That being said, I’ve never tried in rough weather like you see at Haulover. Also, all my launching has been on the Great Lakes in Ontario and the ramp placement seems to be a lot better. I’ve never had to contend with current like most of these guys seem to be doing. For me the backing up a trailer has also never been an issue. As a youth I learned to back a hay wagon up a ramp into a hay loft. After that boat trailers are a piece of cake.
_MOST_ boat ramps in the rivers around the Great Lakes seem to be pretty sheltered from the currents, and we only have to really worry about a current coming from one direction, not nearly as much tidal effect!
Please tell us the water temp in July
From my experience, when you are trying to teach someone to back up with a trailer just say "clockwise" or counterclockwise" for the steering wheel.. It worked great with my wife as I called from the boat. You notice that there are no Police around as about 90% of the captains are probably imapired......... There is not enough man power to deal with all of the drunks.....
yeah, I always shake my head when someone tries to "help" someone else back up and they say "to the right" or "no, to the left". It's like... the steering wheel or the back of the vehicle, or the trailer? If you listen to spotters talking to guys who are off-roading, they say "driver" or "passenger" referring to the direction to turn the wheels.
2:22 does this man have a piece of duct tape covering the massive gouge in his hull? No way
I had to go back and look, there's something there. I'll need to watch it on my projector instead of my phone when I get home.
Some people have no business out on the water, like why would she bring her purse with her to ride on a jet ski??
If she gets any spray on her face she'll reapply her makeup.
Water level was low for small vessels. This is where a keel guard comes in so you can just pull right up on the ramp.
Who wears socks with flip flops? 🤣
what r those!
Me!!! 😎 Not usually in public though, just to run outside for something or go drop the kids off somewhere.
5:45 ghost just enjoying his day with his friend
We need more than one vid a week dude!! These are my favorite.
Gucci girl cracked me up
7:32 I spy with my little eye “Butt implants” 🍑
I thought you made a really good call when you called interference. It's hard to concentrate when your worried what the boat next to you is going to do.
There’s a dude with a ‘year-round tan’ on the blue jet ski.....alone......is wearing a mask. Smh.
Come on Democrats. This is getting silly.
Who brings a Gucci bag to the lake? My girlfriend, and she wears platflaps ( plat form sandal's) to scale a shale mountain side of a lake. To go wake boarding with full make up and done up hair. Yes even a guy with an IQ of 120 makes dumb mistakes ( choices in who will have his baby) me! Still paying the price on my choice.
5:30 Americans say that we Latinos are brutes but here I see the opposite.
Brutes with boots 👢
burn the stores he loots
with a bikini jiggle
He scores, he shoots!
I don't boat, but why not tie a little weight to the end of the ropes to make them easier to throw? It could even be a bean bag if you're worried about it scratching something.
Entertaining channel! You sound a little like the cart narc lol Keep up the great videos
My Daddy made us practice backing the trailer over and over down the driveway before we ever touched it with the boat on it. The first time he ever had me back it was at a saltwater fishing tournament. I was freaking out. 21ft boat I was a 18yo 110lb girl trying not to look like a idiot around all of those men. I also didn’t want to hold up the line for dropping the boats. Everyone was in such a hurry. I was very thankful for all of those lessons.
Dude, IMHO you should use this channel to educate and not hate on people and I bet you'll have a lot more viewers and subs. Is funny once in a blue to make fun but ALL the time...the shit gets old real fast.
Why do some people assume that they have an SUV that it’s capable of pulling any boat of any weight up a boat ramp? While some of us are calculating weight of fuel and water to determine if my truck can tow a boat?
Unbelievable i managed to dock a 47foot single inboard engine boat with no bow thrusters with my first attempt after watching 2 youtube videos now how the fuk did these people get there license
A big part of having a boating licence should be demonstrating you can back up with a trailer...WTF!
I dont think its a matter of being a pro or not, these ppl just need to take a few minutes at home to silently in their mind go through handling and control inputs. This isnt rocket science, people were in boats before cars...
You dont have to be a trucker to do this but this is trucking 101 when backing up a trailer if you want it to get left you turn left if you want it to go right you turn right once you do it so many times its like knowing the back of my hand i dont care hoe bad the weather is i can put a 53 ft trailer in a 103 inch dock during gal winds without even thinking about it
Not a RHIB Boat, just a RHIB. Rigid Hull Inflatable Boat Boat doesn’t sound right does it? Lol
I really bugs me with the people wearing masks on a water craft, especially half on. They are doing more harm than good.
These guys spend 75k on a boat, but they won't pay $20 for a couple mooring lines!
For living in a state surrounded by water, people absolutely suck at backing in their boats.
The way that you explain what you see is like listening to a Mets V. Yankees game on the radio really intense but extremely funny.
Some people are a danger to others and themselves. Chicks should not use trailer or boats unless they Aussie chicks
I forgot what it is called, but what is the rope over the post 3 overlapping wraps boat knot.?
That white Ford pickup in the lot is in EVERY VIDEO lol
There’s no way I would be towing anything with an ATS...smh
I love when people bring sedans to the boat ramp lol
Never seen so many people that shouldn't have a boat no clue how to drive or launch or retreive !!!!
These people should have to take and learn to backup a trailer and a basic boat operation class.
What scares me most in these videos is that you guys have nuclear weapons...
I cringe watching these people dock boats. I would hate to see how they dock into a boat house
Only thing better then a purse on a boat is a trailer hitch on a Caddy.
Miami women are built differently...... not normal lol
Is it me or does every darn trailer has a tail light out 🤦🏽♂️
Then we upgraded to a 28 ft sea hunt and my dad got better at docking
The kid that was standing up that was me 2 years ago 😂😂😂
the stereotype I can't mention about bad drivers is soooo true
Can ANYONE reverse a trailer in Miami?!!!?!!
Man i would hate having all those jet skis around …
Someone needs to teach people to dock!!!!
For most of these boats, the easiest way is to set the bow into the dock, then with the bow line attached loosely, back up the boat with steering full lock to bring the back around.
Alternatively, you can stern in, then forward full lock to bring the bow around.
3:33 can someone please tell me the brand of that tiny boat?
Love to laugh, keep up the go work
I always hated baking up with a trailer.
I think all the Keyboard Captains commenting here are funnier than the video. Everybody’s an expert until they actually have to launch or dock a boat themselves.
So many broken trailer lights in FL
Did anyone else notice the massive damage on the front of that highlighter yellow Yamaha PWC??? I thought the thing was going to start sinking...
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Looks like most of these people have no clue how to drive boats... Its so simple to just turn left the wheel and back the throttle. Or right obviously.
A purse at the boat ramp can only mean one thing and it ain't good. Believe I'd have gone for the one w/o the purse. That's just me though.
for those that have a car you have a towing eye on the front gat a spare one and weld a tow ball on it then when you get to the ramp find a safe place screw the tow eye/ball in swap the boat from the back to the front and away you go "EASY" hopefully
Lol I looked away and looked back to see a jet ski floating by . I went back to watch again and it was getting a tow. I was like why didn’t he mention the runaway jet ski.
Why is it so hard for these people to figure out. Tie off your bow line ,turn your motor towards the dock and put it in reverse.
Another reason to pick a boat over a ski, compartments. None of which I'd let a Gucci bag in
I'm up in Rochester, NY with a short boating season and till maybe this year didn't see people this bad at the boat ramp very often
Isn't there a model of Lexus that will automatically back in and pull out the boat trailer? These guys need one.
Some people should not own boats,
Imagine there are so many stupid people that someone said: I could fill a chanel with this.
Teal shirt is down! 79th never disappoints💯👍🏽🇺🇸
Would like to see those falls replayed in slow mo just for grins :-)
2:19- that's slim shady bro!
Is it just me why dose no one have a front tow bar so they can see where the trailer is i'v two on mine
The San bar called death stop
I hat wen they do the pull out lmao
Teal Shirt is Down!
That's a typical woman lol