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  • Опубліковано 2 лип 2019
  • Thou Shalt Laugh was filmed in Hollywood and hosted by Emmy Award winning actress, Patricia Heaton, ("Everybody Loves Raymond"), in 2006. It's a night of sidesplitting stand-up comedy from some of the funniest comedians around, who all just happen to be Christian. Seven comedians all give witty performances with jokes and stories that poke fun at the daily trials and tribulations we can all relate to. If you're looking for funny, your prayers have been answered!
    Credited cast:
    Jeff Allen, Gilbert Esquivel, Patricia Heaton, Teresa Roberts Logan, Taylor Mason, Michael Jr., Thor Ramsey, and Joby Saad
    Purchase the DVD here:
    www.amazon.com/Thou-Shalt-Lau...
    00:00 Intro by host
    2:11 Thor Ramsey
    16:52 Michael Jr
    31:22 Jeff Allen
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  • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
    @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому +27

    Want more Michael Jr? Here's a new upload! ---> ua-cam.com/video/PEBcUvZdYzs/v-deo.html
    You can also check out my new video about the HOLY SPIRIT'S PERSONALITY, here ----> ua-cam.com/video/FuwDwKaqlnw/v-deo.html
    Thanks for watching!

  • @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295
    @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295 4 роки тому +888

    I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS CLEAN COMEDY. JUST PROVES YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FOUL MOUTHED TO ENTERTAIN.

    • @horschiday9449
      @horschiday9449 4 роки тому +9

      john jordan EXACTLY! We need more things like this

    • @melaniwendling8237
      @melaniwendling8237 4 роки тому +12

      @@horschiday9449 Check into Dry Bar Comedy. So good!

    • @kirilewis5938
      @kirilewis5938 4 роки тому +6

      Amen to that 🙌🏻

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +6

      Tim Conway, may he rest in peace, was also proof of that way back on the Carol Burnett Show.

    • @gfinnstrom
      @gfinnstrom 4 роки тому +7

      red skelton was on top he made a statement i was successful and never used a 4 letter word

  • @mitzinicoleritter211
    @mitzinicoleritter211 4 роки тому +477

    There is just no way I could get through life in this world without God & laughter! AMEN!

  • @dreaisluved397
    @dreaisluved397 2 роки тому +10

    My husband always says that he knows God has a great sense of humor because He made him

  • @annmarie7721
    @annmarie7721 3 роки тому +11

    THIS GUY THOR IS HILARIOUS!!!😄😅😂🤣😆😀😍😍😍

  • @violetjohnson7396
    @violetjohnson7396 3 роки тому +20

    Thank you! Good to see Christian values upheld!

  • @TeeYah777
    @TeeYah777 4 роки тому +9

    I loved this show...see Christians do have sense of humor..because we have a perfect creator with a perfect sense of humor....keep them coming....

  • @jasondrew1853
    @jasondrew1853 3 роки тому +13

    Michael Jr. is hilarious. So laid back and clever jokes that are easy to follow. He makes it seem so easy and there’s a lot of funny truth to all of it.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому +2

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @KingMoiFunny
    @KingMoiFunny 3 роки тому +17

    This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 Omgeee!!! We Christians can be funny too! I know God was in Heaven getting a good laugh too!!! 😇😇😇

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 3 роки тому +2

      I guess he knew all the jokes already. He watched them practice...

  • @shilohchristian-center1181
    @shilohchristian-center1181 3 роки тому +1

    Enjoyed The Christian Comedy, need more like this.

  • @esthercraft
    @esthercraft 4 роки тому +79

    This is sooo hilarious... laughter is really good medicine for the soul ... honeycomb to the bones

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @iamcaroline8528
      @iamcaroline8528 3 роки тому

      Amen. #periodt🙏😂😘😷

    • @carefree7930
      @carefree7930 2 роки тому

      You are right happiness is all and more.

  • @pennychunn5373
    @pennychunn5373 3 роки тому +7

    I loved Michael Jr. He touched on some touchy subjects gently.

  • @DrLuke49
    @DrLuke49 3 роки тому +10

    As I watch this video I am sitting in my car waiting to take my second covid screening test within the last month because one family member has it while everyone else along with me is getting tested as well.
    Laughter IS the best medicine when it comes from the JOY OF THE LORD!

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      .Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @iloverealestate7955
      @iloverealestate7955 3 роки тому +1

      I hope you are all okay now!🤗

    • @DrLuke49
      @DrLuke49 3 роки тому

      @@deboraheleanor4509 AMEN

    • @DrLuke49
      @DrLuke49 3 роки тому +1

      @@iloverealestate7955 we are ALL fine😇🙏😊

    • @iloverealestate7955
      @iloverealestate7955 3 роки тому

      @@DrLuke49 Hallelujah!!!😘

  • @ruthlesslevr2741
    @ruthlesslevr2741 3 роки тому +6

    Thor ramsey was bloody brilliant 💯👍

  • @journey4601
    @journey4601 3 роки тому +22

    Spending this Sunday watching utube. Thanked God for waking me up, aches and all. Thanked my Savior for dying for me. Although I am my brothers keeper, don't know if I could have given my life to save stiff neck people. Laughing is so..... amazing. It's like hearing the joy you were born with. Especially when you laugh til you cry. Might be a little dribble. Lol enjoy the rest of your day and be blessed. Keep praying, laughing and smiling.

    • @sha1genesis
      @sha1genesis 3 роки тому

      Mr Ramsey You are funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @kathierouse5306
    @kathierouse5306 3 роки тому +9

    What a pleasure to see Thor Ramsey on this show! I saw him live in West Palm Beach, FL. He was a riot!! 👍👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @shiilovesdogs
    @shiilovesdogs 4 роки тому +30

    "I'm asleep.....you are nott!!!" LOL I died

    • @sava1606
      @sava1606 3 роки тому

      Roll over!!!

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @BatMite19
    @BatMite19 4 роки тому +86

    Michael, Jr. was awesome! So funny and not a bit of filth! I have to look for more of his videos.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому +3

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому +2

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

    • @marikakern6426
      @marikakern6426 4 місяці тому

      ​@@WAKEUPSLEEPER😅.9😮😅òĺloò
      😮😮😮

  • @travispratt6327
    @travispratt6327 3 роки тому +36

    “2 weeks from now you’re gonna notice I haven’t been here in two weeks” best notice ever lol

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @Neuronerd314
      @Neuronerd314 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know who I am. :( I no longer have words. Just.. To connect to my heart and share that love to others. If that means I am doomed.. Well. . at least I try, and I can sacrifice my being in heaven, and I will be unknown to you then if that is the will.. And even still I can continue to love you.

    • @travispratt6327
      @travispratt6327 3 роки тому +1

      @@Neuronerd314 Stick with Jesus and you’ll be fine, I have been through similar experiences.

    • @Neuronerd314
      @Neuronerd314 3 роки тому

      Travis.. Jesus..he is in me. With me. Is me. Then what?

  • @goofypastry3387
    @goofypastry3387 3 роки тому +13

    I'm watching this at night and I don't want to wake my mom up with laughing
    *Mind you she's right down the hall*
    It's very hard to muffle this hard of a laugh

  • @anakelly76512
    @anakelly76512 3 роки тому +24

    If you can make me laugh without cussing or talking about sex throughout the whole set, then you're truly talented. Gifted.

  • @JadetheGoober
    @JadetheGoober 3 роки тому +34

    Either I’m having a manic episode or these people are HILARIOUS

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +2

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @joseq2651
    @joseq2651 3 роки тому +9

    Was complaining and doubting future prospects. Put this on and made me laugh so hard. Something about laughter is so clean and hearty like a homemade soup.

  • @vincentortega4284
    @vincentortega4284 3 роки тому +4

    I love Patricia Heaton, she was so funny on Everyone loves Raymond.

  • @DrERBaez
    @DrERBaez 3 роки тому +5

    May the Lord continue to bless this ministry!

  • @cecilarthur3579
    @cecilarthur3579 3 роки тому +20

    Clean comedy - clean energy
    Family friendly - eco friendly

  • @karenlarsen462
    @karenlarsen462 4 роки тому +133

    Thank you for the much needed Laughter, during the Covid-19 . Stay Safe

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @sharonschall9226
      @sharonschall9226 3 роки тому +1

      Blessing 🙌

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 3 роки тому +5

    Lol 😂🤣😁 How great Our Lord is am I right or what😄 Love laughing and hearing laughter 😄😁 God bless

  • @jeannettekline9137
    @jeannettekline9137 3 роки тому +5

    Thank y’all so much for the Comedy I had some good laughs and enjoyed it very much thank you so much and thank you my Lord Jesus God bless them all💕💕💕💕💕💕🙏🏻🙏🏻♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @MegaSnow121
    @MegaSnow121 3 роки тому +5

    Michael Jr. was super funny! I have listened to him before and he is one of the best.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @ruthnagarya2028
    @ruthnagarya2028 4 роки тому +37

    I LOVE MICHAEL Jr.'s comedy, he's truly AMAZING. I've watched just about every DVD he's made!

    • @sharonschall9226
      @sharonschall9226 3 роки тому

      I heard one child that blamed his 🐈😻

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

    • @carefree7930
      @carefree7930 2 роки тому

      Yeah you right... he’s amazing.

  • @nivaldo758
    @nivaldo758 4 роки тому +16

    This is a kind of comedy that is worth to watch. Clean comedy is for everyone.
    Through the entire video I also liked one very technical subject: the cameras and technical personnel did a fantastic job. The cameras are capturing faces and people all over the auditorium.
    The media personnel did a very well done job.

  • @JoeyKO757
    @JoeyKO757 4 роки тому +82

    Thor was hilarious, this is from 2006 and i haven't ever heard of him till this video and it's 2020

    • @brobz8189
      @brobz8189 4 роки тому +7

      He’s a pastor in California. I went to the same church he was at.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +2

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @JoeyKO757
      @JoeyKO757 3 роки тому +3

      @@deboraheleanor4509 what, as a believer of God's word PLEASE be be on time, we all aren't where you are so take your biblebat somewhere else

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

  • @darrylthompson4301
    @darrylthompson4301 4 роки тому +8

    We AS ABBA FATHER CHILDREN NEED THIS THANK U SO MUCH SHALOM

  • @JustPilgrim
    @JustPilgrim 4 роки тому +67

    Loved this. Jesus was full of joy. I bet he laughed a lot.

    • @tmoon9297
      @tmoon9297 4 роки тому +4

      He does. Why you talking like He still dead??

    • @ralphbenoit6615
      @ralphbenoit6615 3 роки тому +3

      Where in the Bible does it say Jesus laugh. When he knew that he was going to suffer for our sins going to the cross. No Joke there. This is from Satan, just what he wants, for people to make God's word and joke. Again, nothing funny about Jesus life.

    • @JustPilgrim
      @JustPilgrim 3 роки тому +2

      Ralph Benoit Hi Ralph, I wonder if you could perhaps take a few hours to watch a tv show called The Chosen? It is an app you dan download, and also available at thechosen.tv
      , and its also on youtube, It might perhaps give you a bit of a different perspective on the happiness of Jesus. Plus, it is just an amazing show.

    • @hannahstarr19
      @hannahstarr19 3 роки тому +7

      Why would one of the fruits of the spirit be joy if God did not laugh. I know sometimes when the spirit comes upon me, laughter comes forth.

    • @travispratt6327
      @travispratt6327 3 роки тому +5

      Ralph Benoit Jesus used sarcasm, a form of humor and making light of things. Also God laughed, Jesus=God therefore Jesus laughed. With the list of things to be be sorrowful about in this world, I doubt Jesus wants us to worry about having a good laugh.
      _So I commended enjoyment, because a man has nothing better under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry; for this will remain with him in his labor all the days of his life which God gives him under the sun._ ecc 8:15
      _The Lord laughs at him, For He sees his day is coming._ ps 37:13
      Pretty sure Jesus laughed a lot, especially when he renamed James and John "Boanerges" (Mark 3:17, KJV). Which means "sons of thunder" or "sons of commotion” cause of their antics (Luke 9:51-57)
      He made light, he joked, he knew there was a time and place for laughter (Ecclesiastes 3) and therefore it’s pretty logical to believe he laughed.

  • @ballisticgs7y762
    @ballisticgs7y762 4 роки тому +12

    Mike JR was feaking 😄 funny
    For clean comedy
    Thats talent what a blessing

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 4 роки тому +1

    So refreshing to listen to comedians guilt free, that don't make you cringe with half of what they say. I tried to watch a stand-up routine on Netflix last night that was just so crude, vulgar and disgusting. There are a lot of funny things in this world that have nothing to do with bad language, sex, abortion, alcohol and drugs. It seems most "worldly" comedians feel they have to constantly offend people and push the boundaries of bad taste to be funny. Give me good, old fashioned, clean comedy any day!

  • @iamcaroline8528
    @iamcaroline8528 3 роки тому +2

    MICHAEL JR. is #hilarious
    😂😆😀😂😁🤪😂😅🤣🤭 #omg

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @renecuevas4128
    @renecuevas4128 3 роки тому +5

    Wow laughing in 1 min. Love it. We still need to laugh😁no matter what u might be going through........laugh the best medicine.

  • @RosyAfterglow
    @RosyAfterglow 4 роки тому +13

    Oh my goodness!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Michael Jr.... “Is that the fastest you can run?” I’m still dying...😂🤣😂🤣

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @annmarie7721
    @annmarie7721 3 роки тому +8

    I have so much to do, getting ready for Christmas! But I can't stop watching! NOW MICHAEL HAS ME LAUGHING AND LAUGHING!! 😀😄😅😃😂🤣😆😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @DS-uo5ie
    @DS-uo5ie 4 роки тому +25

    These comedians are funny and very talented.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @cloeAva
    @cloeAva 4 роки тому +449

    God actually has an amazing sense of humor

    • @kelleymariejones6388
      @kelleymariejones6388 4 роки тому +22

      cloe. Ava Yes He does, He created humanity knowing that we would mess up and yet He still loves us!

    • @enoqq
      @enoqq 4 роки тому +29

      He created sense of humor

    • @kelleymariejones6388
      @kelleymariejones6388 4 роки тому +5

      enoch bentil Yes He did, yet you have to ask yourself, would He think some of this was funny, seriously?! I found it a bit dorky. And it’s from Hollywood, which is part of the modern day sodom & Gomorrah. Had it came from the Bible Belt of America or Jerusalem perhaps it would be funny. I am not a fan of Patricia Heaton so it ruined it for me, sorry!

    • @drcardinalli
      @drcardinalli 4 роки тому +11

      True dat! He created me! 🤣

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +17

      Obviously, have you seen some of the animals He created? You don't come up with critters like those without a sense of humor.

  • @ampatriot6242
    @ampatriot6242 4 роки тому +217

    I didn't know that Honda made a car during Pentecost. Scripture clearly says, concerning the disciples, that they were all in one Accord.

    • @redeemed5554
      @redeemed5554 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sharonblack5640
      @sharonblack5640 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @HuntersPoint
      @HuntersPoint 3 роки тому +8

      @Peter Parker Correction: All human beings are inherently evil and full of sin. That's the whole reason Jesus had to die on the Cross in the first place. If you believe that Christ shed his precious blood as payment of all your sins (past, present, and future), was buried, and rose again on the third day, you will be saved. Believe on Jesus alone for your salvation & eternal security if you haven't. God bless!

    • @tonimusgrave9530
      @tonimusgrave9530 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loversroll1
      @loversroll1 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @kiyajohnson8
    @kiyajohnson8 3 роки тому +2

    Omg gosh my grandma had this and I watched it all the time as a kid🥺

  • @djherlockandfriends9973
    @djherlockandfriends9973 3 роки тому +6

    The cleanest thing on the Internet. Yes!!

  • @esmeraldagems9487
    @esmeraldagems9487 3 роки тому +8

    Michael J's got all the dad jokes lol

  • @iamcaroline8528
    @iamcaroline8528 3 роки тому +1

    #OMG I couldn't stop laughing from START to FINISH!
    I AM A #Christian #laughterforthesoul 😷🙏😂🐍😍

  • @freedomishe1232
    @freedomishe1232 3 роки тому +6

    Very funny , thanks for the laughs and tears !!

  • @loversroll1
    @loversroll1 3 роки тому +2

    Lots of puns from Michael Jr.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      He's great. Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @davidisrael9412
    @davidisrael9412 4 роки тому +22

    we have a reason to be happy ...amazing grace, sharing Jesus Acts 1:8 with power in love to the lost, not at others expense

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

  • @withlol777
    @withlol777 2 роки тому +1

    The dogs calling for help had me cracking up!

  • @faithpurdy9939
    @faithpurdy9939 3 роки тому +6

    Love when he talks about how cold North Dakota is. I live in PA and for almost 2 weeks it hasn’t gone above 35 degrees.

  • @monicacubberly-early1901
    @monicacubberly-early1901 3 роки тому +15

    Didn't know what to expect and found this thoroughly enjoyable. Thank you for creating and sharing and God bless everyone from Patrick

  • @cbee2611
    @cbee2611 4 роки тому +20

    Michael Jr is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @Notwsw
    @Notwsw 4 роки тому +75

    Michael Jr had me laughing so hard! 😂

    • @breAnnasmama
      @breAnnasmama 4 роки тому

      He’s funny ‘. This first dude though ? Haven’t laughed yet. Can’t handle his weird noises either ,. He keeps making weird nervous noises between jokes and idk. I love good clean COMEDY .. but it needs to be funny at least. This dude is making me cringe. And everyone’s eating it up .. likely being fake ...

    • @PhilGeissler
      @PhilGeissler 4 роки тому

      Yep same here!

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому +1

      I love MJr. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому +1

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

    • @sendakabambi1354
      @sendakabambi1354 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr

  • @yesseyaraneta8932
    @yesseyaraneta8932 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my i get used to it🤣😂🤪...thanksmuch for this laughter😁

  • @janicesmith1956
    @janicesmith1956 3 роки тому +3

    Love this i was a a sales rep for John sands cards and stationery years ago. We sold more mothers day cards than fathers day. So I could relate to him.

  • @c.calliecoleman1531
    @c.calliecoleman1531 4 роки тому +90

    I am so thankful I watched this. Because I just knew that Christian comedy was not going to make me laugh. I just knew it would be corny humor, with props telling the audience when to laugh. Simply because most of what really made me laugh was comedians, who threw in a curse word here and there. But this video was absolutely funny, and by me trying to stay on the road with God, I'm very glad I can watch this humor, and leave the other humor alone. Thanks ✌❤🙏

    • @c.calliecoleman1531
      @c.calliecoleman1531 4 роки тому

      @@WAKEUPSLEEPER ❤

    • @breAnnasmama
      @breAnnasmama 4 роки тому +1

      Cloveice Colemen tbe first dude is very corny and keeps making weird noises between jokes and it’s making me cringe .. i love clean comedy .. I just can’t handle that dude.

    • @franciscocepeda8416
      @franciscocepeda8416 4 роки тому +1

      Kri if you think making noises is not funny do not watch Gabriel Iglesias

    • @franciscocepeda8416
      @franciscocepeda8416 4 роки тому +1

      Watch Jeff Allen

    • @kiarageorge7584
      @kiarageorge7584 3 роки тому

      Cloveice Colemen look up Marcus D. Wiley, he’s my fave Christian comic

  • @caitlinohanlan1669
    @caitlinohanlan1669 3 роки тому +16

    I really needed to laugh!! This was a Godsend!!

  • @jackiehughes8913
    @jackiehughes8913 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you Thank you Thank you...i really needed this 👍😂😁💖🙏

  • @emimarie8519
    @emimarie8519 3 роки тому +2

    wow is this funnier than all the new comedians out there...I needed a good laugh!

  • @lovelyirish6624
    @lovelyirish6624 3 роки тому +1

    Very entertaining 💚👋💚 laughed and laughed 😂 🤣😂 & I mean LAUGHED AND LAUGHED ...so hilarious 🤣😂 Thank you for sharing this . 💚 🙏

  • @bowtiegloving1812
    @bowtiegloving1812 3 роки тому +17

    This is the most ironically hilarious thing I've seen since The Room

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @opeakerele360
    @opeakerele360 4 роки тому +10

    Thanks. Michael Jr, one last thing.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @edsmith651
    @edsmith651 4 роки тому +27

    Everyday things that can be related to are usually by far the funniest stuff jokes can be made of this is a good example. No need for a dirty mouth when you can laugh your head off at clean humor.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

  • @truthsharing9862
    @truthsharing9862 4 роки тому +16

    Wow gifted Christian comedian, God bless

    • @carefree7930
      @carefree7930 2 роки тому

      You are right is Godly gifted and u you are beautiful... can I know you

  • @MYfriendsknow
    @MYfriendsknow 4 роки тому +7

    One of the FUNNIEST things I've ever seen!

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      .Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @shenuevo
    @shenuevo 4 роки тому +9

    😂😂😂! That's terrific! I had a good laugh! Thank you! 👏👏👏

  • @zoe1870
    @zoe1870 3 роки тому +6

    I didn’t know about this channel. I love laughter especially if it is of purity.

  • @kenbaker8868
    @kenbaker8868 4 роки тому +7

    This was great! Funny as can be!

  • @xbabygirltx
    @xbabygirltx 4 роки тому +42

    I really enjoyed this! Laughter is good medicine.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      @@martinkent333 Jesus loves you sir, more than you can imagine

  • @yomeamo3886
    @yomeamo3886 4 роки тому +80

    So true about the pastor closing .....
    Pastor: I’m a let y’all get out of here,Did I ever tell you about....
    Woman in congregation: 🗣 Take your time pastor!!!!
    Me: 👀

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @dianegerlach2454
    @dianegerlach2454 3 роки тому +9

    Love this so much!! Keep making more!

  • @sarahmarrero6762
    @sarahmarrero6762 4 роки тому +6

    Laugther is good for the soul,body and Sanity. Consider the platapus, God does have laughter in his heart. Thats why he says rejoice and again l say rejoice Amen 🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖😀😀😀🤗🤗🤗😍🦋

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @UncleNath
    @UncleNath 3 роки тому +4

    So good.Patricia Heaton is super funny. I have never seen her do stand up before.

    • @truth9547
      @truth9547 3 роки тому +1

      She's my least favorite here..little dark humor, and I thought she was super rude toward Michael Jr, the way she introduced him at 16:05.. that wasn't cool.

    • @lorrainesekera4100
      @lorrainesekera4100 3 роки тому

      Yeah--I wish she hadn't done that.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 роки тому

      @@truth9547 ya right. I rewatched it. That was savage.

  • @stevenshepherd5566
    @stevenshepherd5566 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you. I have never laughed so hard!! I always said God has a sense of humor!!

  • @forgivenh848
    @forgivenh848 4 роки тому +11

    Funny clean comedy, keep it up.

  • @chatryna
    @chatryna 4 роки тому +12

    I split a gut...Thank you for posting. I needed that.

  • @michelemoneywell8765
    @michelemoneywell8765 3 роки тому +15

    This is great! Showed up in my recommendations over a year later. You have a new subscriber.

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 роки тому +3

    I FINALLY FOUND THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!

  • @stephentuthill4598
    @stephentuthill4598 3 роки тому +9

    Re. Greetings cards... There are family members that we look for messages that say along the lines of, "Wishing you everything you deserve..."!

  • @CaptMoo
    @CaptMoo 3 роки тому +4

    I remember this DVD. Loved it

  • @haley9976
    @haley9976 4 роки тому +17

    This gave me flashbacks to my childhood in the mid 2000s laughing at this on DVD till I felt like I was going to throw up from laughing so hard. Good times.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      .Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @kalkhan816
    @kalkhan816 3 роки тому +1

    Hilarious!! Great video!

  • @angiebethea2179
    @angiebethea2179 4 роки тому +8

    All Christians wow hallelujah 😁❤️🙏

  • @albertlaura4716
    @albertlaura4716 3 роки тому +1

    Highly enjoyable. Thank you. God Bless.

  • @Sabrina1998
    @Sabrina1998 4 роки тому +19

    Michael Jr 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @seth6313
    @seth6313 3 роки тому +4

    "To the man I love " to his wife. 😂😂

  • @3vn1mediaproductions76
    @3vn1mediaproductions76 3 роки тому +9

    The first comedian doll and dog jokes were sooo funny and Michael jr whole segment was hilarious! He didn’t laugh at all but smooth.

  • @JoyfullyOrangeDeborah
    @JoyfullyOrangeDeborah 4 роки тому +11

    No joke... I saw Michael Jr. for the first time a couple days ago doing a live from his car on the state of the nation with the aftermath of George Floyd murder. Then I see this tonight. I had no clue he was a comedian. That just added to the brevity of the live video & the racism debacle of this century, or millenia... I never grew up prejudiced, so I didn't know it could be so bad. God help us with wisdom & humor to unite us in His one way again!

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому +1

      Beautifully said. I just posted a new video of Michael Jr. by himself! 😁

  • @mrs.tedrow5083
    @mrs.tedrow5083 4 роки тому +5

    Thank you!!!

  • @CordiDre
    @CordiDre 3 роки тому +4

    Michael Jr.’s wordplay needs a Nobel Peace Prize.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

    • @jeremyvanbriesies1940
      @jeremyvanbriesies1940 2 місяці тому

      ​@@deboraheleanor4509whats your point ...we are busy laughing here ...
      I think you posted your theology on the wrong platform 😂

  • @katherinethompson1199
    @katherinethompson1199 4 роки тому +8

    Sally had a pile of Oreos? 🤣😂🤣

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 роки тому

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 4 роки тому +18

    Michael Jr. crushed it!

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 роки тому

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @lindar5413
    @lindar5413 Рік тому +1

    I love Jeff Allen

  • @beverlykrause7015
    @beverlykrause7015 6 місяців тому

    You guys are so darn funny. I could watch you both every night

  • @CoachJonBerry
    @CoachJonBerry 4 роки тому +21

    "This little dude named Juan came over and started friskin' me"... had to stop and LoL on that one!

  • @debbiecrispin
    @debbiecrispin 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 great show !

  • @Tyty74628
    @Tyty74628 3 роки тому +4

    I died laughing at the 19:07 joke 🤣😂