"I've been smelling your hair for the past three hours." "It's been a week." HO NOW I KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU ARE HIGH ON MY OILY, DANDRUFF RIDDEN HAIR. ISNT THAT JUST AMUSING!?
Why does it sound like I'm dead "You always pretend to sleep" "I bathe you, and feed you" "I feel like I'm talking to myself" "Its like I'm taking care of a vegetable" Please tell me I'm still breathing...
I figured I'd watch the Yandere videos to see why everyone likes them before going to sleep, I was so tired I fell asleep watching this one. I've never fallen asleep while watching a video. I'm glad it didn't cause me to have a nightmare. My nightmares can get pretty bad.
If I were in this situation, I'd just like blankly stare, and listen. Then ask what made the yandere so obsessed. If I really didn't like him, I'd make him think I did like him, when I'd get home, run away from town. Maybe somehow fake my death and change appearances, hide for a while and return with a new identity.
I wouldn't really mind being kidnapped by a Yandere boy because I really need someone who at least loves me and cuddles me and whispers in my ear how talking with me is like talking with a vegetable lol I need a part three tho, good work man 👀👌
My silent frustration comes from the fact that, yes *you* are here but I don't seem to see that hot pocket I asked for during my first day of captivity. This relationship shall never progress any further if you cannot learn to listen. I may be a vegetable but your some sort of fruit who does not seem to hear the words I speak. A tomato perhaps.
Why the fuck do I find him oddly charming? You kidnapped me, and won't let me go out. Also you threatened my friend. I would be bored as hell in that place. at least give me a book to read.
Okay. Let's be real. This girl tried to escape, but did not succeed right? Everyone react different in such situations. But if I couldn't escape, then I would bash my head at the wall in front of his eyes. I mean, think about it. You might think this is quite "romantic" and sexy. But I bet you would react diffetently in real life. And I would give up, and see suicide as the only option. Plus. You get revenge. Or maybe you would choose a more daring option? Make a deal with him. Exchange (fake) affection for freedom. If there would be a part 3, maybe the girl would kiss/love him in exchange for freedom. Her affection could be fake.
Kat Pie I hope that when part 3 comes out the girl succesfully escape. Because who can live without Netflix and Wi-Fi. Holy fuck this yandere guy clearly didn't think about that.
Clorox Bleach's Wife tbh I'd probably curl up and sleep. And make half-assed sarcastic remarks, and just be a nihilistic fuck. MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT A COMPETITION OF MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, THAT FUCK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THIS, BUDDY?
man honestly even though this is creepy as hell and would scare the crap out of me, your voice is extremely soothing and actually gives me tingles (i haven't gotten tingles in forever!! ) keep it up, its really good!
As soon as he said "right against you" I flinched slightly............the tone is terrifying.........god this is terrifying but I'm actually reacting to this.........well I'm a masochist so.........yeah..........
Probably my millionth time listening to this again. Honestly may or may not have developed a little crush and cried because the character lost his eye for me. Just the idea of someone doing that makes me wanna cry happy tears and sad tears. Happy cause like someone would feel so strongly to give their eye for me sad because this is fake XD goddammit why do I have to be fangirl trash?
I can just imagine that in the process of making this kooji bursting into laughter. I know how many takes stuff like that requires. Thank you for all u do, even when it's exhausting and when u don't enjoy making it. It's appreciated greatly, as I'm sure u know.
I don't know why I seem to love these so much, I hope there is will be like a series, I would like the next one for her to finally give in a little and look at him and give small kisses
Why do I feel that I love him back, wait... I think I do Love him now but why am I unable to speak to you T^T I Still Love You Yandere- kun or Ayano male ver. I dont care. Comment bellow if you love him too
PLEASEEE do another video like this, either a part three or a separate kidnap role play. I LOVE your videos and i loveee this theme and want more for sure
plot twist she's really dead and he's been tripping out this whole time.
Luka Blackstone triggering what if the she is a he? (*cough* me?)
AH that’s so saaaadd
*O* *O* *F*
BRO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL/MAKE PERFECT SENSE-
Amazing 😊😊😂😂😂 Yesss, that would be perfect and fun!!
"Maybe you will show me what is right..."
me: aaaaawwwWwWWWWW
"you don't like my arms being wrapped around you... my bad"
me:*dies from lack of air*
XDDDD
WASTED
nooo* cries * Gabby A don't go please come back .
Gabby A. Just just juihuhuiihi
Him: Don't move, don't panic
Me: *DANCES LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Xx Victuri xX magikarp stop D:
I like your profile picture😂
Jimins baby momma that soooooo me
**insert silly salmon challenge here**
"I lost an eye for you"
Me: YOOSUNG?!?
Mayaue Chan *NANI?*
Mayaue Chan MYSTIC MESSENGER!! *doki doki*
*M* *E*
yandere yoossung? is that you?
Omg yaaaaaaas
"It's like I'm taking care of a vegetable."
*D I D Y O U J U S T A S S U M E M Y G E N D E R*
iFluffee wait dont tell me the whole time hes been talking to a freakin' vegetable while recording (._.)
iFluffee well i am a carrot...
Akagi Kenta I have a potato called NYPPS
I AM A CAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂
iFluffee lolz
"I've been smelling your hair for the past three hours."
"It's been a week."
HO NOW I KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU ARE HIGH ON MY OILY, DANDRUFF RIDDEN HAIR. ISNT THAT JUST AMUSING!?
iFluffee savage af X'D
iFluffee Legit what I said
iFluffee 120 your welcome
iFluffee that’s funny
iFluffee ikr
*_[FANGIRLING INTENSIFIES]_*
Ryumi 155th like...thats why
Ryumi HOW YOU MADE THOSE BOLD ITALIC LETTERS PURPOSE OF MY LIFE IS TO FIND THAT OUT
Exeggutor Senpai Just uses these things outside your sentences ----> **
Ryumi *OMG RHANK CHUU DOMO ARIGATOU* （＾ω＾）
Him:"It's like,you don't like me or something..."
Me: *Eyes shot right open*
You: I don't think I hate a feeling more than [feeling unwanted].
Me: Is losing your eye a close second, then?
AmityRavenclawElf I thought it said losing your contact lens is a close second
I'm not a vegetable
I'm *a fruit*
Annelyne oh damn. Calm down bro.
Annelyne im not a vegetable. I. Am. A. SINGLE PRINGLE!
THESE COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME XDDDDD
*IM A DAMN POTATO DAMNIT*
Tomatoes
"Shhh don't move...don't panic-"
me- IS THERE A FUCKING SPIDER ON ME?! OH MY GOD- *screech*
Hallofang
Saaaaame
Hallofang ikr
hES FRENCH GOTTA BLAST
Zoalia250 loooool my younger brother watches that show a lot so the catchphrases are always in my vocab hahah :)
*~i was meant to be yours~*
*~we were meant to be one~*
this is all i thought of
ReD Psycho I have found my people
Emily Kruger yaaasss
ReD Psycho yushhh
ReD Psycho TBH headCanon this is really JD
YES.
I melted when you said princess That's my weakness 😭😭😭😭😭
same 😭
Queen P.G we have a ysndrere problem
Raine.Haven Demon.Prince same
Same
OMG MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
" It feels like I'm taking care of a vegetable."
"I've been smelling your hair for the last three hours."
WTF KIND OF VEGETABLE IS THAT?!?!?!
Cranberry Flowers, the main characters of Evangelion and Re:Zero.
A sea pickle
Carrot 🥕
A carrot
Oh someone already said that
"it's like you don't like me..."
-wellll, I was drugged, kidnapped, and you killed my fuck buddy, soo.. 💁😂
Lol I'd so say that
"I couldnt think of losing you to one of those.... fuckbois!"
Excuse meh, I go to an all girl school. HOW ARE YOU IN MY CLASS!?
he crossdressed
"I feel like I'm taking care of a vegetable"
EXCUSE YOU IM AN ATTACK HELICOPTER
Don't they know it's healthy to eat your vegetables? *wink*
'He took one of my eyes, so I'll make sure to take two of his.'
THAT'S HOW EYELESS JACK WAS MADE PEOPLES *joking*
5711058098
E.J.: They scooped out my eyes with a spoon and sacrificed me to a demon...
Also E.J.: *TRIGGERED*
Creepypasta yaas
Lol XD
Me throughout the entirety of the video: "moremoremoremoremoremore"
Why does it sound like I'm dead
"You always pretend to sleep"
"I bathe you, and feed you"
"I feel like I'm talking to myself"
"Its like I'm taking care of a vegetable"
Please tell me I'm still breathing...
Youre still breathing
in part 1 he mentions that whenever we pretend we're sleeping, our breathing changes when he's close sooooo................
I want a part three pweeease of when she *finally* gives him a kiss
Maybe.. Who knows?
Kooji ASMR omg yesssss also sorry for your eye :( :(
:(
or something more ;)
Moira Finney YES ;)
*IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!*
samantha arevalo LOOOOOL
samantha arevalo 😂
PANIC AT THE DISCO YASSSSS
I'm thinking the same
This remind me of one of the vine
Can't believe you compared me to a vegetable
Your voice is amazing for this type of video! Keep up the amazing work ^-^
"Something something princess."
Bitch I'm a goddamn goddess, who you tryna impress?
iFluffee preach
these comment are killing me
when ur a prince
Damn straight. Keep that attitude
I'm trying to listen to this calmly...AND I FIND THIS COMMENT AND I KILLS ME... ALL THESE COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME!😆😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime you called the listener "beloved" I sobbed internally and my heart just stopped in its place 😍😍😍
Isabella being called beloved,princess or baby girl I melt xD
I figured I'd watch the Yandere videos to see why everyone likes them before going to sleep, I was so tired I fell asleep watching this one. I've never fallen asleep while watching a video. I'm glad it didn't cause me to have a nightmare. My nightmares can get pretty bad.
gud stuff
Kooji ASMR
You're gonna make fun of me for this aren't you.
Heyheyheyyyy who's that anime character in your profile picture? She looks so pretty 😙
Aurelia Avalon, from «Kobayashi's Dragon Maid».
To be honest you can be an voice actor. This is so....I can't even explain how awesome and creepy this sounds.
I screamed when I saw this in my notifications **V** Yas.
Derpy Person TOP OF THE MORNING!! 😂
IM AN EXO-L WITH AN ARMY OF SEVENTEEN I got this from the wonderful timing of the video buffering of one episode of his Uncharted 4 series 😂😂😂 :3
So many varieties of fandoms in this comment section. And I know all of them. :')
I was laughing,it's weird but it's true keep it up!!♡
ThE BrEaThInG AnD SwAlLoWiNg *screaming*
If I were in this situation, I'd just like blankly stare, and listen. Then ask what made the yandere so obsessed.
If I really didn't like him, I'd make him think I did like him, when I'd get home, run away from town.
Maybe somehow fake my death and change appearances, hide for a while and return with a new identity.
Him: "I'm not one of those psycho paths, or anything"
Me, in head: WHY THE FUCC YOU LIYIN' , WHY YOU ALWAYS LIYIN'
stop, I'm jizzing
Ben lol
Ben relatable
Ben oh my
Ben Your picture makes this better imo
I wouldn't really mind being kidnapped by a Yandere boy because I really need someone who at least loves me and cuddles me and whispers in my ear how talking with me is like talking with a vegetable lol
I need a part three tho, good work man 👀👌
1:00 Nooooooo keep your arms around me, your comfy :3 💙
Cheta lol
My silent frustration comes from the fact that, yes *you* are here but I don't seem to see that hot pocket I asked for during my first day of captivity. This relationship shall never progress any further if you cannot learn to listen. I may be a vegetable but your some sort of fruit who does not seem to hear the words I speak. A tomato perhaps.
Lord Coldcuts OMG 😂😂😂
Lord Coldcuts i ordered a Pizza, Sprite, and some Cookies and what did I get? Fricking Carrots, Ham Sandwich, and some Water.
Lord Coldcuts I'm an eggplant 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
i read this out loud as dramatically as possible; you are one heck of a writer
😂
im so loving this character, would love to find out how this continues. cant wait, you should do 3D audio with him consuming her thoughts.
Yandere:I've been smelling your hair for the past hour.
Me:well.....hmmm..that's unhealthy,should we get u some therapy, sweetie??
I'll be patiently waiting for part 3 as devoted yandere fan I am ^-^ (great job btw!)
"I couldn't even think of losing you to one of these FUCKBOYS!" I
I think I laughed harder than I should have :')
This is so good❣👌
Subbed. ❤
Thank you Pepe
Kooji ASMR You just misgendered them. It's Pepanie
Lol
I can hear your heartbeat.
"It's like I'm taking care of a vegetable"
Well, u know, vegetables needs sun so, let me go outside pls ?
I was your 1st comment and 8th like
I loved this so much it's was kinda soothing
Loyal sub
Always
Kooji ASMR your asmr collection are so amazing i like it.
Why the fuck do I find him oddly charming? You kidnapped me, and won't let me go out. Also you threatened my friend. I would be bored as hell in that place. at least give me a book to read.
Silent treatment doesn't work on this guy. XP
yay please continue this series x
Okay. Let's be real. This girl tried to escape, but did not succeed right? Everyone react different in such situations. But if I couldn't escape, then I would bash my head at the wall in front of his eyes.
I mean, think about it. You might think this is quite "romantic" and sexy. But I bet you would react diffetently in real life. And I would give up, and see suicide as the only option.
Plus. You get revenge.
Or maybe you would choose a more daring option?
Make a deal with him. Exchange (fake) affection for freedom. If there would be a part 3, maybe the girl would kiss/love him in exchange for freedom. Her affection could be fake.
Clorox Bleach's Wife I would give fake affection for freedom, yanderes can be easily manipulated if you just play along.
Kat Pie
I hope that when part 3 comes out the girl succesfully escape.
Because who can live without Netflix and Wi-Fi. Holy fuck this yandere guy clearly didn't think about that.
Nah, girl. I'd fake it till I make it.
Clorox Bleach's Wife tbh I'd probably curl up and sleep. And make half-assed sarcastic remarks, and just be a nihilistic fuck. MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT A COMPETITION OF MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, THAT FUCK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THIS, BUDDY?
Khloe rose idk why im laughing at your comment. probably because its hilarious 😂
When he said
Him: "I've been giving to baths"
It sounded like someone was behind me
I can't tell you how much I jumped from that xD
I hate how I love him so much. I want to cuddle, love, snuggle and hug him, but at the same time..
I need to get the fuck away. Don't I?
I'm just imagining Yoosung talking. It works pretty well.
Me too! Lol
Same, I fucking love Yoosung's route
"I feel like I'm talking to myself" THAT FORTH WALL BREAK THO
"It's like I'm talking to a vegetable"
*I IDENTIFY AS A 87 YEAR OLD TRAIN WRECK THANK YOU VERY MUCH*
'it feels like i'm taking care of a vegetable'
well i am vegetarian
get the holy water Jesus Christ
MnM Animations ikr
We need you to stop if you believe in god, then you wouldn't judge, even if it was a sin.
Where's part 3,4,5,6,128 at tho ? 🤷♀️🤤😍😍👍
Cherry Exo IKR WE NEED 100,000,000,000,000 MORE PARTS
man honestly even though this is creepy as hell and would scare the crap out of me, your voice is extremely soothing and actually gives me tingles (i haven't gotten tingles in forever!! ) keep it up, its really good!
4:46
w-WAIT WHAT. N O . WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ALLOWED YOU? I TAKE IT BACK NOW, I CAN BATHE MYSELF THANK YOU.
Your voice is very soothing and I loved the video. 😊
if you love me, let meee goooooo!!!!!!!!
Omg
Dat1Fan I laughed. Well executed.
UMR AND TRUTH BE TOLD I NEVER WAS YOURS
I showed this to my friend, and she asked me what accent you had. when I said french, she just goes, "hE speAks lÈ baGueTte?" im-
Hobi_Darling *this* *this is everything*
Hobi_Darling ARMY
Hobi_Darling your friend seems like a really great friend just by saying that right there XD
your friend is so me
"All the boys wanted my dear beloved"
Me:I didn't know every one was gay
*I wish there was a guy like him in this world .-.*
\\Miss Creepy Cutie// it's actually very more terrifying and creepy if there is a "real life" yandere. I prefer having a 2d one
As soon as he said "right against you" I flinched slightly............the tone is terrifying.........god this is terrifying but I'm actually reacting to this.........well I'm a masochist so.........yeah..........
your voice is so relaxing :3
we need more make yandere asmr.
this stuff is rare especially in English
YANDERE: I'm not one of those
serial killer or psychopaths.
MY THOUGHTS: sure you're not.
"I've been smelling your hair for the past 3 hours now"
Bruh wtf😂😂why do I find this so funny
idk why i like this so much but for some reason its so comforting
Probably my millionth time listening to this again. Honestly may or may not have developed a little crush and cried because the character lost his eye for me. Just the idea of someone doing that makes me wanna cry happy tears and sad tears. Happy cause like someone would feel so strongly to give their eye for me sad because this is fake XD goddammit why do I have to be fangirl trash?
kiss please kisss oh my god I want it
Omg lol xD🤣
"It's like I'm taking care of a vegetable" I AM A......What am I?..........**Thinks for a moment** I AM A UNICORN THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Diabølik LoversGirl666
IM A FRUIT LOOP (RED)
In my opinion, this is surprisingly relaxing. Not creepy at all. I really want to hug you right now. I really LOVE it.
*blushes red* Your voice is so...so...charming...S-Screw Ayato-kun! I want you...!!
Yui Komori yea 😂
ayato and the other brothers will be very unhappy to hear that especially kanato ..poor pancake .
Well I don't give a fluff about stupid diabolik Lovers and just so you know I am keeping my comments PG a.k.a Parental Guidance alright
the fuck
I watched you vids, love the DMMD vids, you are awesome.
I can just imagine that in the process of making this kooji bursting into laughter. I know how many takes stuff like that requires. Thank you for all u do, even when it's exhausting and when u don't enjoy making it. It's appreciated greatly, as I'm sure u know.
Plot twist I'm *DeAd*
"Don't move. Don't panic" me:*Panics the fuck out*
you should do asmring for a living xD
Serenity yakushi YOU HAVE SEBASTIAN AS YOUR PFP OMFGGGG
Serenity yakushi SEBBY
Serenity yakushi SEBAST-CHANNNNNN
I don't know why I seem to love these so much, I hope there is will be like a series, I would like the next one for her to finally give in a little and look at him and give small kisses
that giggle ghad its so sexy~
Aww, I want a part 3 where he gets a hug or a smooch and we can tell him that eyepatches are totally stylin'! Also- SUBBED SO HARD.
Best yandere ever!!!
I need a Part 3.. This is slowly becoming my life.
“I feel like I’m tacking care of a vegetable almost”
Me: *turns into a carrot* bish now you are
i just got called a vegetable and i don't know how to feel about it
Why do I feel that I love him back, wait... I think I do Love him now but why am I unable to speak to you T^T I Still Love You Yandere- kun or Ayano male ver. I dont care. Comment bellow if you love him too
Roy LOL I do too
Roy LOL meh to
your laughs are adorable omfg
I was listening around 4:45 when I breathed when he was talking and my shoulder got stuck 😂 then it got unstuck and everything proceeded normally...
"Filthy perverted pigs" i hear u got that from levi! Give him a thanks lol xD
Is it wrong I want to kiss the blinded eye?
Congrats on being my first asmr. You already got me addicted when I saw part one. MAKE A PART THREE PLEEEEEEEEASE!
thx for making a part 2!!!! 💙
Okay... I really need more of these. I'm honestly starting to get infatuated with this character.
"Shhhh....
Don't move,
don't panic.
I am here."
And I am Sanik.
PLEASEEE do another video like this, either a part three or a separate kidnap role play. I LOVE your videos and i loveee this theme and want more for sure
When you turn your volume up for a better ASMR experience then an ad decides to give you a heart attack :)
R.I.P.
It's 1:02 am rn.... this is actually making me sleepy..