Now thats a lot of poison...| Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire

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[@iNomNomAwesome]

38 minutes in, and so far every source of poison has been turned down. I am eagerly anticipating the moment this shiv/retain/discard deck turns into a poison deck.

[@CardCheckerStS]

Timestamp for when Jorbs picks up the card in the thumbnail (Catalyst+):
Catalyst: (54:03) (Upgraded at 1:02:38)
Speculative Catalyst shifting into an Act 3 poison deck. Neat.

[@EjCrafter]

hell yeah the character in the video and thumbnail match!

[@dairymckenzie5298]

Where is Charles Lightning? I feel betrayed.

[@rumaulia2709]

1:40:52 how come that's a full block? Am i missing something?

[@MattyGHerring]

I am also confused at this? The spear ends up doing 4x4 instead of 5x4 but there’s not tungsten rod or anything in play and that wouldn’t even apply to shield

[@QtheAllmighty]

Bro forgot to turn his cheats off, classic blunder

[@johnzheng8652]

​@@MattyGHerringDifferent modifier order between intent calc/damage calc maybe, Weak then Back Attack is 4 but Back Attack then Weak is 5?

[@tomjackal5708]

@@johnzheng8652 must be

[@ZandarKoad]

Why would intent calc be different from damage calc?

[@Lohith_lol]

5:00, survivor + defend + strike into next turn eviscerate + neutralize is 30 dmg and full block

[@wirelessbaguette8997]

chat making conversation about the topic being discussed
jorbs: “yOu CoUld jUsT gOogLe”

[@zinc_magnesium]

- literally no poison in a 26 card deck
- takes catalyst
“It’s really not a speculative catalyst”
But… if does has no value right now, and you expect it to become valuable later, isn’t that ummm… speculative?

[@shogoyo788]

At 1:25:27 that turn is lethal after the calculated gamble draw if I calculated correctly. The lethal calc is unnecessary because the deck wins there in tons of ways. But since chat asked, I actually did think about it.
The line is backflip, concentrate (discard prepared, leg sweep, wound), deadly poison, neutralize, sneaky strike, burst, blade dance, finisher
The damage is 7 (poison) +3+12+10*8 (burst blade dance)+8*10 (finisher)=182, barely killing 177 hp reptomancer.

[@theplasmawolf]

Yes, we thank the cars for drawing :)
And good thing it's not too much poison.

[@irshkashirkle]

Noooooo, the fairy wasnt freed!

[@ZandarKoad]

I remember e^1200 poison.

[@jacobselman4112]

Anyone know the name of the video where jorbs got the poison to roll over?

[@ZandarKoad]

ua-cam.com/video/-n_yfNgdHCE/v-deo.html

[@ZandarKoad]

"so we broke the game... | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire"

[@jacobselman4112]

@@ZandarKoad thank you!

[@crosseightyeight]

1:47:10 Hi, Lunafiretail!

[@ShemmyLass]

!dig

[@PBoten]

Title is an exaggeration... that's a modest amount of poison. I've had uncles with far more poison than that

[@Jeskai]

hmm... this is nothing compared to the amounts you once aplied. heart became immune to poison

[@treycko1377]

I got beaten by a fucking bot, otherwise, Im first!

[@forcefulstorm6187]

!dig

[@thomaskauffman250]

!dig

[@mo0man]

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