My husband comes from Glasgow. When he was a boy, he heard tales in the Boys Brigade of the mysterious Urban Haggis, a puzzling creature that has baffled Haggis-seekers for centuries. In recent years, there has been speculation that the Urban Haggis, a nocturnal being, has evolved to resemble a Mars Bar to provide camouflage against Glasgow's moon-lit streets. Every night, Duncan would put a bowl of cat food out on the back porch to see if he could coax one of these animals to come over for a visit. He never saw an Urban Haggis himself, but every morning the bowl was empty. This proves not only that the creature is not a phantom, but that it's favorite food is Moggiebite Mouse Flavor. ^•.•^
Ha ha ha my Scottish Grandfather would be rolling in his urn over this funny. , bet story yet. Oatmeal bed ha ha ha ...is that with or without a pinch of salt.
Haggi Travoltus. Often called Kotter's Haggis. Once thought fiction, several years ago it was found amongst piles of pulp. Referred to as a "Sweathog" in it's native USA.
Recently read that for a time, "sweathogs" were used to pull small coal cars in the mines around Wilkes Barre. Yoked together in teams, they could pull up to a pound of coal. Using thousands of teams, they were able to be used in tighter areas where donkeys could not go bringing out tonnes of anthracite. Their coat helped keep themselves warm while their claws gave them sure footing in the wet mines.
This is a wnderful way to remind people about the real events that are occurring all around the Planet ! Thank You for you efforts to remind people of whats real happened / Floods / Heat waves 🌠
Can you believe it - the mullet was actually hunted for sport before it received protected status from the Min of Ag and Fish. I can't bear the thought of such an abomination.
I love the fact that the wild haggis has both a beak and a snout. Looks both like a vulture and a marmot. Has both hooves and 3 toed feet. The mythical magical Haggis.
My grandfather relayed a story back in his war days. He said he watched a alfa mullet gut a bengle tiger that escaped from the zoo. The tiger pounced but mega mullet flared it's teeth and cut the pussys guts open. What came next scared gramps for life. The grandpa mullet turned his fluffy butt around and sat on the cats face then bounced up and down. He Teabaged the puss? I said. Yes! Was the answer.
Yes but only if you want a particularly puffy, gigantic big wig. The wool is quite dense too and has a tendency to overheat people’s heads so you would have to store it in a special fridge container and they are not cheap! If you’re looking for a really massive hairdo then by all means purchase one but I personally think the storage unit is a nuisance (it too is ludicrously big because it has to accommodate the wigs size). Just buy a normal wig and back comb it.
My esteemed ancestor, Sir Lachlan MacQuarrie, introduced the haggis to Australia to try and control the convict population. Unfortunately things got out of hand, culminating in the Great Emu War in which the flightless bird population was decimated. Much of Western Australia is still a wasteland, as shown in the 'Mad Max' series of social documentaries, featuring, of course, many Haggis Mulletis.
I'd like to see a video on the rare Mountain Haggis. There are two breeds, Haggii Clockius and Haggii Anticlockius. The former have short, right legs, the latter short, left legs. This allows them to run at speed either clockwise or anticlockwise round mountain peaks. Fortunately, evolution has given the predators of Mountain Haggis small brains, so they have not worked out that if they run in the opposite direction, they meet the Haggis on the other side of the mountain. Mountain Haggis have little fur as they have armoured skin rather like an Armadildo (a long, oddly shaped relative of the Armadillo), which allows it, when threatened by predators, to roll down the mountainside. They try to avoid this, though, as it can take weeks to spiral back up to their territory at the top of the mountain. Fortunately, they are not hunted, largely because they cause too many arguments as to who gets the small drumsticks.
Ah! It was most unfortunate that small haggii were the size of golf balls as it was not always clear after lunch in the 19 th tee what was there to be hit. In,consequence members found to be guilty of such profanity within the presincts of the course would be ask to leave and membership withdrawn. As a result golf balls were always painted white and today sometimes dayglo yellow. One Mullett is known to be in Ollie Harrison’s farmyard and answers to the name of Morgan. He is known to have been trained to be a fine welder.
Me - Domestic Haggis are sheared every Spring for their wool, which is made into coats and sweaters. I bought Haggis wool in two different colors, and the pullover I knitted is just gorgeous.
Made my day too cuz I can't stop laughing and then something else crossed my mind and now I really can't stop laughing because those poor critters must have Donald Trump's hair they must be related k i n
Personally, I think the above video is CGI. Where is the famous uneven leg length that is a recognised feature of the wild haggis, and that makes haggis farming so cruel and unnatural?
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A new haggis video!!! Makes my day!
Made mine!
My husband comes from Glasgow. When he was a boy, he heard tales in the Boys Brigade of the mysterious Urban Haggis, a puzzling creature that has baffled Haggis-seekers for centuries. In recent years, there has been speculation that the Urban Haggis, a nocturnal being, has evolved to resemble a Mars Bar to provide camouflage against Glasgow's moon-lit streets. Every night, Duncan would put a bowl of cat food out on the back porch to see if he could coax one of these animals to come over for a visit. He never saw an Urban Haggis himself, but every morning the bowl was empty. This proves not only that the creature is not a phantom, but that it's favorite food is Moggiebite Mouse Flavor. ^•.•^
😂🤣
Ha ha ha my Scottish Grandfather would be rolling in his urn over this funny. , bet story yet. Oatmeal bed ha ha ha ...is that with or without a pinch of salt.
Boys brigade. Or as we knew them. Junior masons.
oooooh, this just keeps getting better... 8-) heheheheh
Thanks!
Jings, this is making the world a bit happier
Haggi Travoltus. Often called Kotter's Haggis. Once thought fiction, several years ago it was found amongst piles of pulp. Referred to as a "Sweathog" in it's native USA.
LOL, too many memories just got triggered
🤣🤣 Welcome back 👍🏼
Northeast Pennsylvania, to be exact!
Recently read that for a time, "sweathogs" were used to pull small coal cars in the mines around Wilkes Barre. Yoked together in teams, they could pull up to a pound of coal. Using thousands of teams, they were able to be used in tighter areas where donkeys could not go bringing out tonnes of anthracite. Their coat helped keep themselves warm while their claws gave them sure footing in the wet mines.
Awe, mullet haggis are so adorable! 💖
Love it, business in the front, party in the back!😁
Mullet haggis! What a beautiful coat!
I want this fur... No, no, as a lover of haggis, I'll just watch.
OMG! The hagglets are so cute! Great content
A series I so needed this in my life...OMG 😂 🤣😂🤣 I can't stand how cute these beasties are.🥰
I need a herd of long haired angora haggis...lovely yarn!
Good stuff! Good to see that you are helping to extend the life of these wonderful creatures.
Haglet! Of course it is!
Aye...it's winter that's coming...so they will need all of their floof for protection 😍🌠
I love the Haglet
This is a wnderful way to remind people about the real events that are occurring all around the Planet ! Thank You for you efforts to remind people of whats real happened / Floods / Heat waves 🌠
My goal is to capture the extremely unpredictable Banshee Haggis. but i would settle for a Mullet Haggis currently.
I believe I’ve seen a few of these over here in the Appalachian mountains of eastern Kentucky and Tennessee!!
I ❤ Haggis
I love it !! 💖🏴
Probably the best video so far!!
Especially the Irn Bru Haggis 😂😂
Thank you so much for cheering up a miserable world!
@@johncheetham4607made in Scotland from girders!
Eure Videos sind einfach nur wunderbar. 👍👍👍
I love Haggis too so cute
Can you believe it - the mullet was actually hunted for sport before it received protected status from the Min of Ag and Fish. I can't bear the thought of such an abomination.
I love the fact that the wild haggis has both a beak and a snout. Looks both like a vulture and a marmot. Has both hooves and 3 toed feet. The mythical magical Haggis.
My grandfather relayed a story back in his war days. He said he watched a alfa mullet gut a bengle tiger that escaped from the zoo. The tiger pounced but mega mullet flared it's teeth and cut the pussys guts open. What came next scared gramps for life. The grandpa mullet turned his fluffy butt around and sat on the cats face then bounced up and down. He Teabaged the puss? I said. Yes! Was the answer.
That video just made my day , brilliant
👏 👏 👏 another beaut!
1:04 Looks like new dancers for Sia's music video 😄
Omg!! I soooo needed this!!!😂😂😂
That alpha mullet is impressive!!
Enjoy the season 🥃✨
The Haglette 💞
The struggle is REAL!
And I thought the mullet look was a thing of the past … thank goodness! These little mullet-lets reaffirmed my belief in the free range mullet! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
I wonder what explains the distinctive change in feet that the mullet haggis goes through in its developmental changes.... Fascinating
i need to travel more
Can not help but wonder, if there is any relationship. Between the 'Wild Mullet Haggis' and the elusive 'North American House Hippo'? 😎🍁
happily collecting haggis videos...
Don't mess with the mullet ! 😂
Gotta love those Haggis, Hagglets and Hagrets ahaha
I would love a sweater made from Haggis fur? They are absolutely magical! I don’t have an emoji for Haggis, but I will use this 🐑❤
I love haggis. As a piper, I always looked forward to Robert Burns night when the steaming haggis came forth.
Definitely want one as a companion 🎉🎉
Brilliant work. Made my day.
Wow!!!. I had heard tales but never seen them.Their only enemy, wig makers!
Sometimes they wear braids woven with coloured wool or silk.
I want a hagglet now.
The size of a plump sheep 😂😂😃wonderful
These vids are hilarious.👍🏼
This whole channel is silly, ridiculous even…. Just amazing 🤣😂
Alpha mullet!! 😂😂😂😂❤
Can the mullet wool be harvested for wig making?
Yes but only if you want a particularly puffy, gigantic big wig. The wool is quite dense too and has a tendency to overheat people’s heads so you would have to store it in a special fridge container and they are not cheap! If you’re looking for a really massive hairdo then by all means purchase one but I personally think the storage unit is a nuisance (it too is ludicrously big because it has to accommodate the wigs size). Just buy a normal wig and back comb it.
Not sure about this one, i’ll mullet over for a while.
Hahahaha!
Id like to have the same whisky like you to get such amazing ideas ❤😂😂
I love haggis
1:03 isn't that the Aussie Haggis aka the Sia?
My esteemed ancestor, Sir Lachlan MacQuarrie, introduced the haggis to Australia to try and control the convict population. Unfortunately things got out of hand, culminating in the Great Emu War in which the flightless bird population was decimated. Much of Western Australia is still a wasteland, as shown in the 'Mad Max' series of social documentaries, featuring, of course, many Haggis Mulletis.
Tragically, the Great Emu War was a real event that didn't help anybody on either side.
I'd like to see a video on the rare Mountain Haggis. There are two breeds, Haggii Clockius and Haggii Anticlockius. The former have short, right legs, the latter short, left legs. This allows them to run at speed either clockwise or anticlockwise round mountain peaks. Fortunately, evolution has given the predators of Mountain Haggis small brains, so they have not worked out that if they run in the opposite direction, they meet the Haggis on the other side of the mountain. Mountain Haggis have little fur as they have armoured skin rather like an Armadildo (a long, oddly shaped relative of the Armadillo), which allows it, when threatened by predators, to roll down the mountainside. They try to avoid this, though, as it can take weeks to spiral back up to their territory at the top of the mountain. Fortunately, they are not hunted, largely because they cause too many arguments as to who gets the small drumsticks.
I found the longer legs to be rather tough to chew and not much meat on the shorter legs.
The Irn Brew Haggis 🤦🏻♀️
It looks like Fabio had close physical relations with a sheep. 😂
You realize that mullet is a real animal, right? I used to catch hundreds of them with a cast net.
I don't believe you. They're far too smart to get caught with a net.
Is the three-leggd haggis around 3:42 a three-legged species, or did it lose a leg?
I'm sure the females must sport some "mulletness" in their genes... I'm thinking about mullet rock bands of the 80's here...Heart being one of them..
What about the rare 3 legged haggis who runs around the Bens with one of the legs shorter than the other two to help it run around the Mountains?
Well that was noos to me, can not wait for a vid about the och mess minster😂
The alpha mullet 😂😂😂
'daily maintenance'.... HOW???? lol
Look, either it has hooves or bird's feet. Which one is it?
Depends on the Scottish Weather
it looks like a miniature Billy Ray Cyrus
Haggises or Haggi?
I would go with haggi.
Ah! It was most unfortunate that small haggii were the size of golf balls as it was not always clear after lunch in the 19 th tee what was there to be hit. In,consequence members found to be guilty of such profanity within the presincts of the course would be ask to leave and membership withdrawn. As a result golf balls were always painted white and today sometimes dayglo yellow.
One Mullett is known to be in Ollie Harrison’s farmyard and answers to the name of Morgan. He is known to have been trained to be a fine welder.
"Alpha Mullet" ?
Never can a mullet be alpha, surely.
am i wrong to want a haggis fur coat?
Yes
Me - Domestic Haggis are sheared every Spring for their wool, which is made into coats and sweaters. I bought Haggis wool in two different colors, and the pullover I knitted is just gorgeous.
Not if you’re just thinking of the wool being collected - not the skin
what the heck is a mullet?????
“Business in front. Party in the back.” (A-symmetrical haircut 💇)
AI is getting dangerous😂
If these things are domesticated, dogs and cats will be in trouble.
AI.
Made my day too cuz I can't stop laughing and then something else crossed my mind and now I really can't stop laughing because those poor critters must have Donald Trump's hair they must be related k i n
😂😂😂😂
Tigers don’t like the taste
alpha mullet lol
Personally, I think the above video is CGI. Where is the famous uneven leg length that is a recognised feature of the wild haggis, and that makes haggis farming so cruel and unnatural?
Is this ai generated? This looks ai generated.
Yes.
The landscapes are real, as are the Haggi: but the Attenborough voice is fake 😊
this is a parosy or a joke for sure?
Does it mate with Trump
Fake
It’s related to Donald trump his mother bred them
what the heck is a mullet?????
Raised with mullet wine??